TELL ME ABOUT THE /tv/ JANITORS, WHY DO THEY HATE BANE?! WHY DO THEY DELETE ALL BANEPOSTS?!
>>446446
SHPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR
I wish we had a /bane/ here so I wouldn't have to go to full-chan to banepost
>>446477
>full-chan
You can always tell who is "from there" when they call it this.
>>446480
Actually I didn't start going there until recently, but I was quick to pick up the lingo. It's a slow chan though, but the enhanced freedom makes up for it.
BTW nice pic, saved
>>446483
>enhanced freedom
Is this just one person, or are more of these retards coming?
>>446699
WOW nice digits.
By "enhanced freedom" I mean it's like 4chan before it was cucked. Sadly we never truly recovered from the events of chanology and gamergate.
>>446860
Who fucked 4chan's wife?
>>446877
More like m00t's gf, kek
they are cancer with a pulse
>>446860
Cripplechan has its share of issues though. Their /v/ is getting invaded by Redditors, their GamerGate board is run by a sick fuck, their /a/ is a ghost town, and they have a group of entrenched goons on their trying to fuck with other boards. Oh yeah didn't help that the cripple hired a paranoid retard who almost destroyed the site.
>>446970
>Cripplechan has its share of issues though.
Agreed, there's definitely more cancer and trollbait. Their /tv/ is better than ours though. Their /pol/ sucks, posting new threads there is a chore, their captcha has some bug. /bane/ has a lot of shitty bugs too.
>Their /v/ is getting invaded by Redditors, their GamerGate board is run by a sick fuck, their /a/ is a ghost town
good thing I don't go to those boards. We have a lot of plebbitors here though.
how is the GG guy a sick fuck though?
> they have a group of entrenched goons on their trying to fuck with other boards
you mean boards in their site or boards like 4chan and others?
>Oh yeah didn't help that the cripple hired a paranoid retard who almost destroyed the site.
care to elaborate?
>>446883
ayyy
Zyklon Ben comes to my mind
>>446970
>their /a/ is a ghost town
I don't see how this is an issue
>>447359
Agreed, anime is more cancerous than baneposting, by far. In cripplechan you don't get a lot of weaboos avatarfagging with smug anime girls at you.
>>447361
>cancerous
lol
>>447392
welcome to 4chan :^)
>>447549
Agreed. What kind of pitiful excuse for a gamer doesn't like anime?
>>447549
>>447561
spotted the cancerous weaboos
>inb4 "4chan was always an anime board"
That argument is retarded
>buy sushi restaurant
>buy land around it, build a mall that includes your restaurant
>people show up with sushi at a fucking guitar center inside the mall
>we wuz sushi restaurant n shiet
Fuck off weaboos, /a/ exists for a reason
>>447721
i don't even care about anime and i know that the argument you just presented is intensely retarded
good, i'm sick of preteens trying to be cute by perpetuating ancient memes. if it were up to me i'd hand out bans for anyone posting shit more than a year old.
>>447747
>complains about "old geezer stuff"
>muh meme of the month
>calls others preteens
inb4 underageb&
I get that you children don't find the absurdity of baneposting to be interesting, let alone funny, but to go around wanting other people to get banned because they appreciate it is ridiculous. BTW, baneposting had its 4th anniversary on December 12. Maybe you would enjoy a trip back to plebbit.
MAKE AMERICA BIG AGAIN
>>447721
>posting an anime screencap while whining about anime
Uh, what?
>>447747
>le funny fresh ebin maymays xD
gb2 reddit
>>447776
>being this ignorant
That's moonbeam city, 4U. The style is based on Patrick Nagel's, although I consider it a bastardization of his incredible work. They don't do nearly enough stylization, they use too many lines. It's not anime, not by a long shot.
>>447776
>>447779
Actual Nagel: pic related. Notice how it has less lines, specially on the nose. Notice the shape of the eyes. That particular Moonbeam City imace is pretty good though, I'll show you another that bastardizes Nagel's work more, using gradients and stuff like that.
>>447781
Look at the excessive lines, the gradients, the shading.
>>446446
Nobody cared who they were until they started baneposting.
>>447747
>newfags actually believe this shit
>>>/9fag/
>>447721
>>447773
>>447779
>>447816
>>447856
>marty mcfly actually lived among us but he was called patrick nagel
kys, look at anime from Nagel's era
>>447856
>Satriani's "If I could fly" sounds pretty "Viva la vida"-inspired to me.
>>447549
Their /a/ has nothing to do with GG. It's just that no one uses it because even Cripplechan knows that our /a/ is better.
>>447819
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>447549
Anime isn't a big thing, in fact it's slowly dying, so it's not surprising.
The few people who still like anime will of course continue to post on our /a/ out of habit.
>>447959
This meme again...
>>448017
Wow, great argument faggotron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions!
>>448035
Haha, and then he responded with another meme. This is sad. I have to assume people like this are just trolling but that would still mean they believe this is a legitimately good troll. It's pathetic no matter how you slice it.
>>448145
>implying your meme reply deserved anything else than a meme
kys
>>448145
oh, btw I'm >>448035 and >>448276, but not >>447959.
But >>447959 is right. Anime isn't a big thing, unlike Bane who is a big guy (for you).
Big guys are irreplaceable.
>>448291
kek, saved
Perhaps Mr. Morris is a small guy and he's wondering why he would let big guys post on "his" board. Too bad he won't survive the eventual crash.
Serious question, what the fuck is up with Bane's voice? He sounds like he's doing some goofy old wiseman voice which is really weird coming out of a muscular dude with an intimidating mask.
>>448320
Agreed, he sounds pretty weak. I posted this on /bane/ and people were eager to say how much better the scene sounds when you imagine Trump's delivering the lines.
>>448320
The worst thing about the voice is that you really can hear that it's been dubbed over. Test audiences just couldn't understand what the hell Bane was saying in the original version.
>>446446
That meme got old fast.
>>448350
>he hasn't been to /bane/
>>446446
Small guy syndrome. Also this:
>Ms. Smug Anime, I'm m00t
>She wasn't alone
>You don't get to bring friends
>They're not my friends
>No charge for them, I do it for free
>And why would I want them banned?
>They were trying to banepost. They work for the director, the bravo man.
>Nolan?
>Get em' banned, I'll call it in!
Baneposting is a normie meme now, you don't get to use it anymore.
>>449317
>a porn director is a baneposter
>it's a normie meme now!
Also implying baneposting going mainstream wouldn't mean the fire has risen. Baneposting has already crashed 2 planes that I know of (ZS-NVB and 4U9525).
>>449317
>now
>NOW
>N O W
dumb pleb medium shitter
>>449338
Normies quote Bane, but they don't do true baneposting (it involves absurdity, with the 4U and stuff like that). Normies don't search google news for plane crashes on a daily basis. Normies don't parody the plane scene.
>>449340
I applied for a job at KFC and scored a same-day interview because the regional manager was in town. I was nervous as fuck. I got to the interview a few minutes early and was forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself. I adopted CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves. The interviewer showed up and I handed him my interview folder. I greeted him with "Mr. Interviewer, I'm Anon." He responded "Hi Anon, nice to meet you." We sat down and he opened my folder. He started with the typical interview questions and I felt insecure. He got to my references and asked "If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" I said "They would be extremely longwinded," to which he laughed and said "You're a confident guy." I added "For you." and he gave me an odd look like he wasn't sure what I meant, but he brushed it off and continued. After more questions, he eventually asked me where I saw myself in 5 years." I replied "Managing this restaurant... with no dissatisfied customers." and he told me "Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who I've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?"
Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview and I am now gainfully employed. This picture sums up my feelings on the matter.
>>449376
What did you guys think of this one? I kept my word choice a bit simple since it was just for practice, but I'm considering ungreentexting more stories I like in the future. It's always an improvement.
I never browse /tv/ and never will but if mods are pruning bits of board culture, then that's a real shame.
This happened around 2009-2010 on /sp/, when the obese, autistic mod implemented an autoban on all >my face when posts. It was part of the board's culture and it was hilarious. That was the origin of things like >my face when Brits called a remote a bish bosh tallywhacker near me.
>>449470
Well written but not very believable. If you're autistic to do something like this in person, the man interviewing you will see right through it. There's no way that you could say "For you" without sounding like a complete sperglord, even if you're a 10/10 football team captain Chad Thundercock.
Realistically, it shouldn't ended with spaghetti falling out of your pocket and the interviewer just saying "I'll be in touch."
>>449512
>I never browse /tv/ and never will but if mods are pruning bits of board culture, then that's a real shame.
>This happened around 2009-2010 on /sp/, when the obese, autistic mod implemented an autoban on all >my face when posts. It was part of the board's culture and it was hilarious. That was the origin of things like >my face when Brits called a remote a bish bosh tallywhacker near me.
yup, it's absolutely disgusting. They give bans for baneposting unless you manage to keep it subtle enough and fly under the radar.
See this one:
>>>/tv/66221342
The only thing that saved it from a ban and 404 was pretending to be oblivious to baneposting in the OP
>>449470
I prefer greentext stories tbqh
Because the Baneposters are /sp/ and /v/ rejects who only come to /tv/ to shitpost. /film/ when?
>>450079
I'm a /pol/lack, a /mu/tant, a /tv/anon, a /g/entleman, an /o/ilfag and a /bane/poster, I never go to /sp/ and go only occasionally to /v/ to either lurk or shitpost.
>>448035
It's fagtron, not faggotron.
>>449317
You haven't seen Nocturnal activities with Leigh Darby and Tour of London pt. 1 with Jasmin Jae and Madison Ivy, have you? Danny D "came out" as a baneposter long ago.
>>450802
>Nocturnal activities with Leigh Darby
I kek every time
>>450821
AHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>450821
>>448350
Hothead detected
>>449317
>normie
back to >>>/r9k/ fag
>>450133
>i was just pretending to be retarded
