>>439241
Why would you ever stand up? Is this another obvious false and retarded option like toiletpaper debatte or letting your parents mutilate your dick?

Why wouldn't you stand up? Wiping while sitting seems very awkward.

That standing picture isn't even accurate. I turn around and face the toilet so that I can throw the toilet paper in there. You've got to keep wiping and checking to make sure there's no more shit on it.

>>439264
I don't find lifting your right ass cheek awkward at all

>>439241
> tfw old enough to remember this shit bouncing around on usenet.
> tfw there are still people who are stupid enough to think standing is an option.

The worst part is not so much the fleshwaste faggots who think this is an option, it's the real dense ones who go try it out because they cannot logically deduce that it might be a bad idea. That's the worst part. Knowing I exist on a planet with people who have to stop and think about it.