Hey /qa/,
I have been blasting wet shit out of my ass for about 3 days now. Any ideas that can get me solid again? The liquid kind sprays on everything
>>414542
Iced Tea helps harden your crap, but you should just buy some medicine for it.
>>414545
Nah I'm not falling for the "Doctor" or "hospital" scam. There's nothing that can't be fixed the old fashioned way, I don't need some overpayed fuckstick prescribing 30 different pills that cost $5000 each to make my shit solid
>>414542
Blow it on your neighbors lawn
Eat a box of breadcrumbs a day.
>>414542
Tablespoon of salt, tablespoon of suger in a big ass thing of water big enough that you can handle that tablespoon of salt and sugar, then drink the whole thing.
Also, Diarhea for *days straight* is not a good sign of good health, so you may wish to seek a medical professional.
shitbutt
>>414542
What color is it? We're going to need more information than that. Have you been engaging in anal sex?
>>414542
Go get some fucking imodium.
>>415632
No, it's a gray color
>>414542
The spray kind is better for nature
>>414542
toilet paper