Is /b/ legitimately moderated by the FBI? Is there any evidence to this rumor? What other reason is there for never opening up janitor applications to /b/?
Pic related, if I were a /b/ janitor I'd ban this fucking meme once and for all
>>390798
>Is /b/ legitimately moderated by the FBI?
Anybody who genuinely believes that is certifiably retarded.
>>390798
I really, really, really like this image.
>>390798
I understand that you're pretty new on this site but we have all been at that point, so I'm gonna give you some tips.
1. /b/ doesn't have janitors because /b/ has no rules (except for illegal stuff)
2. FBI doesn't lurk here
3. don't fucking post - lurk moar. Lurk at least 1-2 years before starting to post
4. don't infest other boards with yourself, stay on /b/ until you get the hang of things
No need to thank me.
>>390798
>if I were a janitor I'd ban this
Jans can't ban shit.
They can only delete, report, send ban request and spoiler shit, and tolerate being mocked at for being Scruffy
>>390798
Is that a rare banana swaglord?
>>390899
Have a really rare one, it's all yours my friend.
>>390899
>>390900
I really really really like these posts
>>390798
Why does it even matter if it's moderated by the FBI?
I'm pretty sure if you post some illegal shit like child porn or whatever they're going to forward your information to real world authorities anyways.
>>390855
>3. don't fucking post - lurk moar. Lurk at least 1-2 years before starting to post
>4. don't infest other boards with yourself, stay on /b/ until you get the hang of things
wrong: the post
the newfaggotry in this thread is real
>>390918
I'm not posting anything illegal, it just seems like it's held to a different standard than the rest of 4chan
>>390798
this shit seriously needs to be banned, EVERY YLYL THREAD gets ruined nonstop with this garbage. it's a fucking anomaly even among the cancer community
>>392022
How can you "ruin" YLYL threads? Those threads are automatically shit.
>>392028
at least in the past something funny would occasionally get posted. these bananas have literally been getting posted for over a year now so nothing funny has even had a chance to get posted
>>392037
your statement implies that the banana meme was ever funny
Spoiler:>it wasn't
>>392037
>>392066
>implying the banana isn't the epitome of humor
yall niggas now posting in an YLYL thread
>>392089
As someone who's not a /b/tard I haven't seen all this banana OC until now and I think it's hilarious
Jessica's delicious story of love and hope.
>Zack's asshole is ready
>It's time for me to show my big long schlong dong into his anus
>I look at him for a moment
>My big dong in one hand and a burger from Burger King in the other
>I take a bite of my burger and place it on the table.
>Zack yells "do it now Jessica!"
>I shove my big long schlong dong into his butt.
>He giggles with joy.
>I pick up my burger off the table and take another bite.
>It tastes so good
>Zack asks for a bite
>I say "no"
>This is my burger.
>I asked him if he wanted anything from Burger King and he said no.
>So why does this bitch think I'm going to share with him?
>I remove my big long schlong dong from his asshole.
>Zack takes a sip of water and says "Oh boy Jessica! That was great! I sure do love when you insert your potato pie pumpkin flavored french fry into my butt!"
>All of a sudden a nigger walks into the room.
>I say "Who are you Mr. Black Man?"
>He stares at me with those brown eyes.
>They're the color of poop
>The Nigger says "I am Nigger Nogger asshole clogger. I am here because I smelled Burger King."
>I quickly look at my burger.
>He wants it.
>But it's mine.
>I don't want anyone else eating my burger!
>Mr. Nigger Nogger and Zack are staring at me now.
>I slowly put the last bite of the hamburger into my mouth.
>I wish it didn't have to be this way.
>A nigger and Zack are just staring at me.
>I am scared.
>Then suddenly, Zack says "Hello Nigger Nogger asshole clogger! I'm Zack! I was born with a nigger fetish. I can't help but notice you're black. Mind if I touch your eyebrows?"
>The nigger stares at Zack for what seems like forever.
>Then says "Go ahead bitch."
>Zack places his right hand on the niggers eyebrow.
>I am so confused.
>Zack never asked to touch my eyebrows before.
>Am I not nigger enough for Zack?
>The nigger backs away from Zack and says "Well it looks like you finished that damn burger nigga."
>Me and my homies wanted some... but it's gone."
Part 1/2
>>392221
>"My nigger friends are outside waiting for me, so I have to go now. Bye mother fuckers."
>The nigger walks out.
>Zack gets a tear in his eye.
>"The nigger nogger asshole clogger is gone." He says.
>"I thought he was going to be mine forever, but he's gone."
>I give Zack an angry look. Me and Zack are married. Why would he want a nigger?
>They are black.
>Zack wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. No one can see niggers in the dark.
>Anyway, today is Simons birthday.
>Me and Zack have to get ready for the party now.
>I ask Zack if he wants to stop at Burger King on the way there.
>He says no because it will remind him of the nigger.
>Zack says "Jessica, do you ever think I'll see Mr. Nigger Nogger asshole clogger again?"
>I don't reply because I'm too busy thinking about the Nigger's poop colored eyes.
>Zack rolls his eyes and goes to wait in the car
>"Here we come Simon." I say, and walk out of the room.
Part 2/2
>>391824
/b/ is pretty much the brand of 4chan. They protect it by keeping it lawless.
>>392224
this isn't a cringe thread anon
