Who is swaglord and what's his secret?
>>378113
He's a serial killer
He is a marijuana addict
>>378605
Seems like good people then
>>378113
He's a pretty cool guy
Yeah, "swaglord" is anything but the nice character he plays on here. I was walking down to the pants store to buy some jeans and I saw him across the street so I went up to him and introduced myself.
I told him I made over 14 memes during my time on the s4s board of 4chan and he just looked at me and raised his eyebrow, shaking his head in bewilderment.
I told him he was being #rude and he told me I sounded like a moron for saying hashtag in real life, like what the fuck? This is our meme approver?
Then he said he was late for a brunch with a bunch of food I never heard of and before he went he pointed to my shirt and said "What's that?"
So I looked down and he pulled his finger away and smashed his pudding cup against my shirt. He licked his fingers and said "See you later you stupid piece of shit" then ran away.
>>378113
Don't you dare make fun of swaglord's thin hair or weak chin because you're also fat. What a catty little faggot.
>>378113
That's a pretty shitty thing to do tbqh.
Mods should not be doing that.
>>378720
Yeah, as funny as that is, I don't like being reminded that the mods have everything you've ever posted archived. It feels intrusive.
>>378602
He's the one who killed moot and got away with it right?
>>378113
/s4s/ wishes they had real friends.
[spoiler]When will /qa/ get spoilers like [s4s]?[/spoiler]
>>378731
this is such a fucking cringey costume
>>378731
>that pepe in the background
>>378725
>muh safe space
if you don't like it, use a vpn or don't post
>>378113
A shitposting attention whore mod
>>379199
rude dubs!
>>379266
svelte dubs
>>379266
hey can you ban all these guys whining about /d/
>>379282
no then this board would be empty lol :^)
>>379284
Have you considered hair plugs or just owning the bald look?
>>379310
i just carry around a qt grill to distract from it
>>379311
Looks like your mother has enough hair for the both of you, swaggy.
>>379311
how to get gf tips?
>>379266
i am not swaglord
>>379320
b the most confident/fun/friendly urself that urself can b and realize that some grills want u 2 talk 2 them and are too nervous to strike up a convo with u :^)
also get a good haircut, pratice good hygiene, and wear simple, fitted clothes that flatter ur body type
also stay hydrated
piece of human garbage that ruined /tv/
>>378602
>THAT CORN ISN'T EVEN COOKED.
>THE CHARCOALS ARE STILL BLACK!
>THE GRILL IS NOT LIT.
