There should be a new board specifically to contain retards. Each post should have an IQ score, if it's below a certain score that poster is banned from all boards besides /tard/
We quarantine them in real life, we should quarantine them here too
Great idea OP, I hope you'll enjoy your new board
>>371451
I thought that's what /trash/ was for..
How will this IQ thing work exactly
The more shitposts they make the lower their IQ gets?
>>371451
So by the look of things you will be the first poster on the board
>>371457
/trash/ is a stealth furry/red /mlp/ board
What do you think /b/ is for?
>>371458
Easy, each post will be screened through a program for coherence and clarity of ideas.
For example, your post would be a one way ticket to /tard/
>>371472
A place to post traps and memes well past their expiration date.
>>371474
Sounds like a retard board to me
>>371475
/tard/ will be a blue board to prevent posting of much of /b/ content. /b/ also does not prevent people from going to other boards. Lastly, there is nothing in place to escort retarded posters from other boards to /b/, this would fix that
>>371473
>For example, your post would be a one way ticket to /tard/
Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say.
>>371451
This isn't Reddit, fucktard.
>>371482
S-stop bullying me
>>371481
Whoops you appear to have wandered away from your handler and found internet access
>>371487
How is assigning IQ points to a post any different than upvoting? I mean, aside from the use of an automated algorithm for the former, it's almost the same fucking thing.
How is a computer program supposed to determine the quality of a post? How is it supposed to detect sarcasm? Why would we rely on such a thing in the first place WHEN WE COULD HAVE MODERATORS THAT ACTUALLY DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS?
>>371504
Upvoting is community driven, meaning the majority opinion determines what content is seen, which is a terrible system.
Using an IQ system will force the community to be more intelligent or stay contained on /tard/. Things like sarcasm are unintelligent drivel that has no place outside of /tard/.
Your post is a prime example of something that would be an immediate trip to /tard/. If you manage to grow a brain while there, which I doubt will happen, you may be allowed out of containment.
>>371452
pmt
We already have that; it's called /qa/.
Being a brainlet is the purest form of suffering.
>>371614
No that's for autists
this would just be a shitty version of an upvote/downvote system used to censor VIP quality posts.
>>371930
Exactly my fucking point.
>>371930
No it wouldn't, it would filter out posts that look like they were typed by mongs such as yours
>>371930
No it wouldn't, it would filter out posts that look like they were typed by mongs such as yours
>>371987
Yea, for you
>>371998
Go along to your retard board now kiddo
>>372005
But you belong there
>>372011
Go along now retard
>>372015
Go find your handler bud
>>371837
All of 4chan is for autists. /r9k/ is for stupid autists in particular.
This entire thread is the proof that /qa/ is in fact the /tard/ board and it successfully contains retards.
>>371529
People will just game the system and shitpost anyway. That's why we can't rely on a program. MODS ARE GODS.
bib bib bicu bicu big man jeans apron velho chest machine poopy diarrhea smell stinky xd dog eat my poopoo
poopy pants
diaper smell
schoolhouse 1st grade xd xd stinky bib rotten diarrhea in pants xdd play with furry pet hamster balls diarrhea on hamster xdd teacher smell poop in my big man pants xd sent to principal office principal smell poop i poop in face xdddddd
play with smelly poop mom toys!!!!!!!!!!!! bib bicu bicu diaper diarrhea smelly stinky xdd dirty shirt diaper leak full of stinking diarrhea xddd sprey poop on tv xdd eat pet goldfish lol
xddd daddy smell pee in big fat poop diaper lol like big babby smell xd
eat pooopy mom food!!! sniff dinner plate xd poop on table xdd diarrhea on mom shirt xddddd like binky babby big big bicu xd lol
xddddd diaper stinking in bed xddd wear big man jeans full of rotten stink poop xddd lol like babby leak xdd on apron like velho chest stinky poop machine lol
stinky stinky poop on dog face xddd dog eat my weenie xddd
play with furry pet dog butt xdd poop on dog face barf sniff like great big babby fart xd
binky babby fat poop diaper lol mom smell poo in diaper xdd change diaper diarrhea explode in face xxddddd mom cries like big babby poop on daddy face lol xd
binky babby food like big man smell xdd hike poop on blackberries like velho chestmachine poopy diaper on trail xd dad change on cow i poop cow xdddddd diarrhea stinking beans fart xdddddddddddddd
balls in diaper xdd sweaty balls full of stinky poop diaper leak xdd poop in bed ruin covers xdddd
stinky pooop xddd poop in recess kids run away xddd rub poop on teacher big stinky babby fart lol poopy pants full of stinky diarrhea
xd toilet paper stuck in butt xddd covered stinky rotten poop xddd like babby smell velho xd poopy pants in big man jeans xdd underwear diaper leak stinky smelly poopy diarrhea lol
>>372031
How? There's no way to post retarded comments stealthily
>>371451
This is fundamentally assured.
Even actual fucking retards reset their router once in a while so you can't even keep all of their IPs in the database because those are constantly changing.
The dumbass who made this thread can not even think through how the system on 4chan works , OP is the real retard here.
>>372037
>all this poo talk
Must be from India
>>372039
>assured
*absurd
>>372039
Doesn't matter. As soon as they make another retarded comment they will be banned again
>>372038
Proxies, phoneposting...
>>372045
And they won't stay b& forever , that's the fucking point.
If you really want quality-posting you need mods like W.T Snacks who are insufferable enough to ban every single shitposting faggot as efficiently as possible.
>>372048
They would have to reset their router after every post. They would either stop being stupid or stop posting
>>372046
Phoneposting is such a small fraction and proxys are just a meme that don't exist
>>372051
>What are cloaking IPs.
Seriously though , I have spend enough time on 4chan to know that 99% of people who actually post and not just lurk have an IQ of at least more than 70.
The shitposters are faggots who do not care about other people , they just have lower emotional intelligence than other people.
>>372053
>99% of posters have an IQ over 70
I guess you are part of that 1%
>>372052
It seems that you have never been to /int/.
There was this one faggot who was spamming an image of cockmongler while saying "He does it for free." constantly (24/7) while posting with flags of every single country in the world (using different VPNs and IPs of course) in the summer of 2014 the mods just gave up and some threads with actual real life CP and bestiality got started due to lack of moderation it was shut down by global mods a half an hour after that.
Having Torguard and some special VPNs can also give shitposters a huge perk over everyone else.
>>372063
:^)
>>372066
That never happens retard
>>372068
Pic related.
Who is the retard now faggot?
>>372080
Obvious photoshop
>>372080
You because I made you put in all that work and I'm not even gonna look at it. Owned.
>>372088
#REKT
>>372085
You are just denying reality.
Even /sp/ did the same in last days of September in 2014 however it was board wide and the number of pages got reduced to 2 because mods were deleting all GG threads on /v/ so /v/ fucked /sp/ over.
>>372088
>I was just pretending to be retarded.
Fucking pathetic.
>>372095
I'd rather pretend than actually be like you
>>372102
You are so stupid that you think I would even manage to create that image all by myself.
All it took was a quick search through 20 gigabytes of screen caps and data that I have from 4chan.
I didn't put effort to it nigger.
Here's one version of the image that shows the exact date.
>Inb4 you just changed you date on the desktop.
You can search through desustorage and 4ch.be all you want , you can't find any of these threads because they really are a year old.
>>372111
>111
impressive
>>372111
You're so mad that I keep making you type huge posts for nothing because I do not care. GET. FUCKING. DUNKED.
>>372116
Lel , just keep giving ad hominems.
Even with cruse control you still have to steer , faggot.
>>372095
>Even /sp/ did the same in last days of September in 2014
I did a search on some different archives.
It is true , /sp/ did fuck with the mods:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/he%20does%20it%20for%20free/type/op/start/2014-7-1/end/2014-12-29/order/asc/
>>372119
Maybe you should steer the dick out of your mouth instead
>>372157
It took you 49 minutes to post that.
>>372162
It's called not being a NEET retard
>>372187
>40 minutes to post that.
It's called "suffering from low functioning autism" my friend. :^)
>>372188
Your autism
>>372180
Your retarted
>>371451
More like /australia/ amirite?
>>371451
Is that a selfie OP?
>>372436
I think OP is just a self loathing retard that has no better arguments then "no u"s such as >>372248 and >>371998.
It is also obvious that since Hiro took over , 4chan started to have much more trial boards in a short period of time than before when moot was in charge.
So all and all OP is just a fucking fucktard who is looking for an excuse to have his own board , he can actually do that if he fuck off to 8gag and make a containment board for mentally retarded pieces of turds similar to himself.
>>372441
Actually the your autism one was just me baiting. I'm not OP, I had expected a few nibbles though
>>371451
We need this
>>371451
Yea we need containment for OP
>>371451
You'd be the mod for it
>>371451
So we should rename /pol/ and not let them leave that board is what your saying?
>>371451
Dick balls
>>371504
He's shitposting. Please get a grip anon
>>373685
No, it'd be a board just for you. Retard
>>374714
That wasn't a shitpost. I was being serious.
>>371452
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i'd rather have a sfw /b/. just someplace you can post anything that isn't pornographic. /r9k/ was close to that when it first opened, despite being a nsfw board, but now it's a haven for degenerates.
>>375205
No
>>375703
fuck you then
>>375707
No u
>>375205
I actually like this idea.
>>371451
Pretty sure it's already a thing and is called /v/
