PAJEET FINALLY SNAPPED
GET IN HERE
LIVE UPDATES FOR NEWFAGS:
>16 (SIXTEEN) THREADS
>WHOLE NATION OF INDIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>PAJEET BTFO LEFT AND RIGHT
>BASED GOLDEN LELEMENT MAN DROPPING BOMBS
PAJEET BEING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED ON DAY 37 OF HIS TIRADE
UPDATE LIVE FROM CNN:
>PAJEET ENTERS MATCH THREAD, POSTS REDDIT FROG, CAN'T GREENTEXT PROPERLY DUE TO INCREASING RECTUM RAVAGING
SHITS GOING DOWN AND IT'S NOT GOING DOWN A TOILET
>>370510
>greentexting
Stay on /b/ redditor
And stay mad
Keep typing in caps, madfriend
SCREENCAPPED FROM CNN
NASA HAS ANNOUNCED THE DISCOVERY OF MULTIPLE SIDES ABOVE THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE, APPARENTLY IN ORBIT.
I'M SURE TWO OF THOSE ARE MINE
NASA HELP GET THEM DOWN
IT'S ALL OGRE LADS
CAN'T BE REFUTIN' THE PUTIN
HOLY SHIT FREUD IS BACK BITCHES
HOW CAN PAJEET POSSIBLY RECOVER
MORE NEWS FROM THE TWITTERSPHERE: THE HASHTAG "#DEFEATTHEPAJEET" IS NOW GETTING 1 MILLION HITS A MINUTE
HUGE NEWS: REUTERS SAYS THAT PAJEET IS THREATENING TO LEAP FROM A 21 STOREY BUILDING UNLESS HIRO REMOVES THE FLAGS BEFORE 7AM EASTERN TIME
WE HAVE JUST GOTTEN NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD THAT STEVEN SPIELBERG AND MICHAEL BAY WILL DIRECT THE HIT SUMMER MOVIE "FLAGGOT-PROOF /POL/", TO BE RELEASED JULY 12, 2016
EXPECT EXPLOSIONS AND STORYTELLING
HASHTAG #DEFEATTHEPAJEET JUMPS TO 13 MILLION HITS A SECOND AFTER NEWS OF PURPORTED SUICIDE ATTEMPT REACHES TELEVISION. TWITTER SERVERS FACING MASSIVE DESTRUCTION.
THE INTERNET'S COPPING A BIGGER LOAD THAN KIM KARDASHIAN'S ARSE
FACEBOOK, YOUTUBE, TWITTER, VINE, INSTAGRAM AND TUMBLR ALL REPORTED DOWN.
OBAMA SIGNS THE "KEEP FLAGS ON /POL/" ACT INTO LAW.
WORLD LEADERS BRING FORTH THE NEW AGE OF ULTIMATE BANTER
Gentlemen, it was an honor to serve you all as this generation of technology came to an abrupt end thanks to the butthurt of one Pajeet.
As the sun rises on a glorious day in the United States, and shines above the continent of Europe, we are thankful that we got to experience the ultimate happening, a happening of epic proportions so epic that the Oxford Dictionary is currently working to create a word just to describe it.
RIP in pooces Pajeet, 1993-2015. He died the way he lived: Tumbling down.
