--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>the most corrupt government humanity has ever contemplated accordingly to the United Nations
>billions of dollars are stolen every single year
>authorities get pissed off and start a special operation to identify all corrupt politicians and noscope them
>extremely difficult because the entire law system of Brazil is filled with corrupt judges, attorneys and prosecutors
>somehow it starts working
>they finally pin down Brazil's ex-president (who is the leader of all the corruption) on a wall with concrete evidence and testimonies against him
>they also get evidence against the current president and the most popular presidential candidate of 2018
>SHIT WILL CHANGE
>suddenly our president makes the ex-president a minister
>ministers are not judged like common people
>only the supreme court can judge them
>supreme court is allied to the corrupt people and filled with corrupt judges/prosecutors
>honest judges that are not from the supreme manage to overrule decision to make him minister
>IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>a few hours ago some supreme judges just overruled their overrule and made him a minister again
>it's not happening
>a randomly picked supreme judge who is also an anti-socialist was pick to rule in or out the decision to keep Lula out of the minitry
>he rules Lula out
>leftists BTFO
>impeachment process officially starts
>433 yes x 1 no
>Lula calls out his leftard mortadela minions to go to the streets and intimidade the population through a protest
>they were so small that nobody gave a single fuck
>impeachment session started today under the protection of God in the name of the Brazilian nation
When does the fucking voting start goddammit
Literally who?
>yesterday
>Chamber of Deputies (in Brasília) going full ape mode
>Communist Party (allied to the gov) goes live on TV to say that anyone against Jewma hates women and wants poor people to starve to death with no welfare
>apes against impeachment can't craft a single argument, lie all the fucking time about how many votes they have
>ex-prez Lula, who was allegedly buying votes against impeachment in a hotel next to the Chamber, flies back to São Paulo hours before the feds get to the hotel to investigate
>gov shills can't handle the banter over Lula chiking out, lose all steam, can't even get a hashtag going on twitter (where they have a lot of bots, and personal Twitter's help)
>MST (Landless Worker's Movement), a branch of armed leftwing terrorists disgised as a social movement, funded by the gov, starts to block main roads all over the country to try to stop pro-impeachment people from getting to Brasília
>pro-impeachment vote gets to 369 votes confirmed (342 needed)
>Jewma gets desperate and spends all day making calls to try to convince deputies to change their votes
>almost midnight
>army starts operations all over the country to remove blocades and kick the leftwing scum out of the roads
>victory seems as near as ever
>>71248939
Good on you guys to impeach. Is there any corruption in the Senate to block it?
What are the chances for a successful impeachment?
>>71248939
But that's wrong, when you try to run it says "Can't escape!" I'm not wading into this Brazil controversy because I'm an American with Air Conditioning. Just burn the favelas down.
>>71249128
70%
The south will rise
>>71249026
NOW
>>71249128
0%. Democracy will win again.
>>71249026
When does it finnish is the real question
LET THE U.R.S.A. BE BORN
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
Add to OP.
>>71249330
Today.
FUCK ITS TIME
Just placing this here
>>71249300
STAY SAFE MONKEYS
IM FUCKING READY
Why should I care about this? Is she trying to Make Brazil Great?
Is the black shogun from PMDB?
USA, if the commies win, would you accept me as your rapefugees? I promise to rape your women tenderly.
WHO /CUNHA/ HERE?
What are the odds that if this passes today, she will be impeached?
Is there a chance the vote passes today and she still remains president?
A COBRA VAI FUMAR?
>>71249388
huehue no fucking really 30 minutes 1 hour 10 bongs?
Don't fail us Washington
>>71249434
No she is trying to fuck us even more
LET'S GO
>>71249480
Vai é toma no cu
>>71249453
THIS GUY IS SOME MAFIA-TIER SHIT
What states will have the most amount of votes against the impeachment /po/? Place your bets
>Bahia and Sergipe
>>71249330
At this rate, in about 5 hours.
post Korbo
>>71249434
>enters thread about a topic he cares nothing about
For vhat pvpose?
RAISE YOUR FUCKING HANDS TO SKY! WE WILL WIN
R-E-M-O-V-E D-I-L-M-A!!!
>>71249457
If it passes today 100%
The senate doesn't go against the people
>>71249497
Oh nice, best of luck then.
>>71249330
it can vary : if every one vote and they take 20 seconds it will be 3 hours more or less.
>>71249496
this lol
Una bandera que diga Néstor Kirchner
Los pibe' a la patria vamo' a liberar.
No importa que digan los gorilas.
Con Néstor y Cristina todo el año es Carnaval
ole ole ole
ole ole ole ola
VAMOS DILMA!
DIZER NÃO AO GOLPE!
FIRST VOTE
YES
WOOO
>>71249522
Bahia.
>>71249599
First vote is for impeachment!!!
>LITERALLY DEUS VULT
HERE WE GO
>>71249271
So far I've only heard deputies singing this better get gud soon or I'll be very dissapoint
cringe
>>71249522
>live in Northeast
Should I prepare for riots?
>>71249558
I've seen a few threads and it got my curiosity. Typically things that have pseudo-generals are somewhat interesting.
DEUS VULT
Stream here niggas
http://tv-aovivo.nl/noticias.html
Hey, we might finally get to play our online games in peace while all of the Hues are out voting.
>>71249522
Ceara
>>71249538
>ass
Which ass?
COMMIES ALLREADY GOING TO JAIL !!!!
Sheridan soon
>1 VOTE FOR YES
finally
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST SAY YES OR NO
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS WHY NOTHING WORKS IN THIS COUNTRY
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
OH SHIT
Oh god this is so tense. The suspense is killing me.
Best house of cards season ever.
>>71249685
Barricade your home, the chimpout will be legendary
>>71248939
>7x1 INCOMING
>>71249538
IT'S THE "1" IN "7-1"
reminder to hide and report all monkey threads
FIRST BLOOD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
WE ARE MLG!
RIGHT WING MLG SQUADS!!!!!
at 10 seconds per vote (it's much more) it will take ~2 hours for everybody to vote
So it will be 4 hours at least
Quero saber quem transa nessa porra
>>71248939
> 'color revolution'
> in le current year 2016
Brazil proves the 'dumb as a monkey' meme to be true.
>>71249522
Sergipe.
MASONS
A
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O
N
S
>Even masons are voting
HUE
>>71249713
>doesn't get impeached because corrupt as fuck
>all hue's collectively take out their rage online
hard times might be ahead, friend
>>71249582
Thanks senpai
I'm guessing "Sim" means Yes?
And if there are 342 Sim then she is out?
>>71249026
Hola.
>>71249434
I don't see the reason for all the commotion. It happened 20 years ago, it's happening again now and will happen again in a near future.
>>71249480
>>71249413
>>71249453
>>71249450
>>71249435
>>71249510
>>71249517
>>71249521
>>71249522
>>71249532
>>71249558
>>71249574
>>71249577
>>71249582
>>71249599
>>71249607
>>71249627
>>71249645
>>71249658
>>71249672
>>71249676
>>71249705
>>71249756
I want to be independent, I don't belong here. Fuck you and your pseudo-nation.
>>71249404
What the fuck you on about? Are you talking about your independence in 1822 ?
Can you elaborate more?
1 NAO
>>71249833
YOU CRAVE FOR HAPPENNINGS ALL THE TIME. IT'S HERE FOR US
>>71249582
is this what a favela looks like
>>71249814
I already have a wall, that wont stop ladders though. Fug.
4 votes to Impeach
1 vote not to Impeach
>>71249708
>71249708
asking to disable my ad blocker. fuck that shit nigguh.
try this one :
http://www.redetv.uol.com.br/aovivo/
7-1
7x1
what is the vote \\
SETE A UM!!!!!
>>71249708
wow, she has a beautiful face, take this cute gal
7x1 BR CONFIRMED
RR 7x1
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER 7x1
7-1
3 X 0
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>7x1
7x1
>>71249933
Sim
>>71249933
JA
>>71249943
CHI MAN GO
7-1
It's Happening anons
>>71249943
>curral eleitoral do PT
>i want to be idependent
Vai se foder, seu gaudilho metido a besta...
IT'S HAPPENING
7 x 1
IT FUCKING STARTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUp24f0U2W8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUp24f0U2W8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUp24f0U2W8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUp24f0U2W8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUp24f0U2W8
>>71249933
343, it's 2/3 + 1.
7 A 1 PRA SEMPRE
Nome feio da porra mais é qt
>me right now reading this thread and watching the results
>>71249933
Yup
Votes are going fast, aren't they?
I hope the best for your country.
7x1
>>71249956
Yeah
>9x2
MARIAS
A
R
I
A
S
Does 7 x 1 trigger brazilians?
kek
We just need 330 more votes
...fuck this will take long
>>71249947
Check the thread. Some retard is saying all this and Brazil's failure is Portugal's fault.
>sheridan
>my pants
>>71250092
it's not 2/3+1 it's just 2/3
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maioria_qualificada_(Brasil)
Will it matter?
Aren't they all corrupt?
DIZER NÃO AO GOLPE!
AEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S HAPPENING
>>71250092
No, just 2/3
this shéridan skank is kinda hot
>>71248939
She looks fucked!
>>71250138
no we like it just like we like the hue meme
10 x 3
so many SIM
10-3 babieeees
Be safe Brazil anons
GOYIM OF BRAZIL KEEP US POSTED I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUKC STREAM IS SAYING
>>71250199
I'm so jealous of your setup
Always loved watching BRs get rekt in MMA, but I'm pulling for you now, friends.
Post some aEHOOO gifs, please.
EU VOTO NÃO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So she's already getting btfo by over 100%?
They look like they are trying to give the last punch in an animo, something like "with the power of Athena I vote YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS"
>>71250199
Ctr
>>71249885
> President is corrupt
> Economy in stagnation
>believe that americans behind this
>>71249943
>go to brazil, running from war, invasion or some shit, brazil says : hey i have room for you. Ok settles, say the house sux and it doesnt like the way things are running. And then it wants the room for himself as his new house.
Fuck you, go back to kebabland in Europe. faggot. you are not taking my land.
11x3
>>71250137
Chegou o pequenino de BH.
>>71250199
>>71250218
KEK
BIBLICAL
>>71250192
2/3 probably
KILL ALL COMMIES
NO MORE JAILS, JUST EXECUTE THEM ALREADY
>>71250273
Sim - Yes
Não - No
IN USA the impeachment already happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Brazil
>>71248939
Daily reminder that our Conservative President Macri wants to kick Venezuela out of Mercosur (for human rights violations there) and sign free trade deals with the EU while Brazil is against.
If Dilma is impeached the balance of power in Mercosur will shift to the right-wing for the first time since 2003.
Make Mercosur Great Again!!
>this isn't done by electronic voting
Why not? This is gonna take forever.
>>71250320
Thanks Blyat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuEFOHbV6No
for those who want to keep track of the results
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>71249943
>>71250236
pls post more
>>71250273
favoraveis = impeachment
contra = against impeachment
>>71249956
Best fucking map in the best fucking game of the series
>>71250387
They think they are special and the vote isn't secret
Who are the faggots voting "No"?
>>71250385
YES ARGIE BROOO LET'S MAKE SOUTH AMERICA GREAT THIS TIME
Based gauchos
I like your parliament :)
>>71250453
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>71250387
Because they can't fix the voting then.
>>71250453
Communists
15-3 so far, Dilma getting BTFO
>>71250259
>In the north east region
>the heart of dindu commie gibesdat
>no guns
Wew. Better check how to make a taser out of a camera or something.
Liberals will still defend anti guns as being civilized.
What does PMDB, RS, PDT, PT mean next to the congressman's name?
>>71250453
some political kamikazis
who else is /comfy/?
>>71250453
GOMMIES
>VAI PERONDE
>PERONDÃO
kek
>>71249236
>>71249295
70% and 0%, so 35%?
When you open a halls in the middle of the class
>>71250453
people from Dilma's party I guess
>My state will vote soon
Do me proud Santa Catarina
PT VOTE YES
SIM MOTHERFUCKERS SIMMMMMM
>>71250442
Well, you can do electronic votes and still make the votes public. Does everyone really need to make their own speech?
Full throttle now bitches.
trap here, tfw when no white brazillian bf to raep my boipussi
That guy was a faggot
>>71250545
LET'S DO THIS
CATARINA PORRA
So who will be the new President of Brazil tomarrow morning now that Dilma is fucked?
>>71249388
I hope you are not a dirty lier
SOON
PELOBRASILPELOGRANDESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Here we go. it is finally heappening
>>71250593
we don't like skeletons, try again on japan
>>71250621
Trump
>>71250621
Michel Temer
>>71250518
Political parties.
>>71250545
SC reporting in, let's do it
>>71250593
Muh dick holy fug
>>71250651
kek
>>71250518
It's probably their party
>19-4
Very noice
>>71250593
[rattles]
>>71249741
>>71250411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qCIgSPU64
gotchu senpai
>>71250593
I fucked a couple of brazillian traps and they always have huge cocks and are aggressive.
20 (TWENTY [VINTE]) X 4 (THREE [DOIS])
>All those gauchos voting Yes
Make your ancestors proud lads
>>71250593
>brazil has one of the most important days in forver
>tranny feels the need to attention whore of Brazil's attentiveness.
DAY OF THE ROPE
SWEAR TO GOD NIGHA
DAY OF THE ROPE
I CAN HARDLY WAIT
>>71250387
it's to put pressure on congressmen as it goes along
there's also a shame factor of going up to the mic, showing your dirty fucking face to the entire country defending dilma
it will be 4/5 of votes in favour, she's fucked
>>71250518
>>71250709
its the name of their respective parties.
Will you tranny sissy fuccbois do a coup?
>22x4
OGRE
G
R
E
Bravo BR's love you lads
>>71250569
I think it is just to put more pressure to vote yes. Thank you based Cunha?
>yfw 400 votes in favour
>>71250751
They're cucks
It's in their blood, fuck the germs
>>71250709
RS is a state, Every other shit that starts with p aside from PR,PA,PE is a party
>>71250751
>implying gauchos aren't dirty commie fagets
they're just abandoning the sinking ship like cowards
>this is literally going to take hours
Fuck's sake, stop being so dramatic and just say "sim" ou "nao", penca das reinhas do drama
>PMDB is the vice-president party
>Voting Yes
What's the status huebros, have the commie been impeached yet?
>>71250593
I'd give you a nice lick on your cute sweaty and tight arsehole, post more
>>71250809
Not a coup
Maria "Shotacon" do Rosário soon
I love your languageeeeeeeee
>>71250569
eletronic vote in brazil is kind of a joke mate, no one trusts that shit, better make it public and live on tv.
>>71250812
When will Evo fall now?
GAS THE COMMUNISTS.
>>71250518
Parties, except RS which is the state.
To the hueys in this thread
Do you really think that impeaching tha strong independent women will Chang anything in your shithole of a cuntry?
Here in Canada we at least have free government weed
VAMO VOTÁ SINHÔ PRESIDENTI
>23 x 7
She lost already
>>71250878
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
Sim = Yes for the impeachment
No = No for the impeachment
What if Trump congratulates you Hues on that commies impeachment? How would you feel?
>>71250941
Bolsonaro would not impregnate.
>>71250960
Thanks senpai
Is the ANY CHANCE that she survives this vote?
HOLY FUCK MST'S LEADER'S BROTHER JUST VOTED YES!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK
MAURO MAURO
EVEN GERMAN KEKS CAN FELL THE POWERRRRR
>>71250939
Hopefully in 4 years cheers lad
FUCKING CUNT
Protip: anyone with those yellow-green things in their necks are going to vote for the impeachment
>>71251030
nope
VIVA O BRASIL, E VIVA AO SÉRGIO MORO!
FREE HELICOPTER RIDES SOON.
Gas all the commies!
who here /south/
I can't believe how pathetic politicians are, most of those look and talk like faggots
>e pelo Sérgio Moro xDDDD
fuck off
24/7
>>71251019
we will feel american, we will truly know what is to be free.
>>71251023
>>71251027
fuck this chick,
>480 to go
jesus this is going to be slower than the ESC voting
>VIVA SERGIO MORO
HUUUUUUU GAY
BASED ONYX
>>71251023
>>71251027
KEK
i hate her
>>71251100
Reporting in, and nice dubs
>>71251100
pipe dream, give up
>>71251031
Well, it makes sense, he kind of has a job