--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>the most corrupt government humanity has ever contemplated accordingly to the United Nations
>billions of dollars are stolen every single year
>authorities get pissed off and start a special operation to identify all corrupt politicians and noscope them
>extremely difficult because the entire law system of Brazil is filled with corrupt judges, attorneys and prosecutors
>somehow it starts working
>they finally pin down Brazil's ex-president (who is the leader of all the corruption) on a wall with concrete evidence and testimonies against him
>they also get evidence against the current president and the most popular presidential candidate of 2018
>SHIT WILL CHANGE
>suddenly our president makes the ex-president a minister
>ministers are not judged like common people
>only the supreme court can judge them
>supreme court is allied to the corrupt people and filled with corrupt judges/prosecutors
>honest judges that are not from the supreme manage to overrule decision to make him minister
>IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>a few hours ago some supreme judges just overruled their overrule and made him a minister again
>it's not happening
>a randomly picked supreme judge who is also an anti-socialist was pick to rule in or out the decision to keep Lula out of the minitry
>he rules Lula out
>leftists BTFO
>impeachment process officially starts
>433 yes x 1 no
>Lula calls out his leftard mortadela minions to go to the streets and intimidade the population through a protest
>they were so small that nobody gave a single fuck
>impeachment session started today under the protection of God in the name of the Brazilian nation
>yesterday
>Chamber of Deputies (in Brasília) going full ape mode
>Communist Party (allied to the gov) goes live on TV to say that anyone against Jewma hates women and wants poor people to starve to death with no welfare
>apes against impeachment can't craft a single argument, lie all the fucking time about how many votes they have
>ex-prez Lula, who was allegedly buying votes against impeachment in a hotel next to the Chamber, flies back to São Paulo hours before the feds get to the hotel to investigate
>gov shills can't handle the banter over Lula chiking out, lose all steam, can't even get a hashtag going on twitter (where they have a lot of bots, and personal Twitter's help)
>MST (Landless Worker's Movement), a branch of armed leftwing terrorists disgised as a social movement, funded by the gov, starts to block main roads all over the country to try to stop pro-impeachment people from getting to Brasília
>pro-impeachment vote gets to 369 votes confirmed (342 needed)
>Jewma gets desperate and spends all day making calls to try to convince deputies to change their votes
>almost midnight
>army starts operations all over the country to remove blocades and kick the leftwing scum out of the roads
>victory seems as near as ever
>>71245189
Brazil won't do anything.
You guys are cucked beyond the dreams of cuckoldry.
You make Sweden look like Nazi Germany.
My advice: invest heavily in anal lube.
5TH FOR FUCK COMMIES
nobody cares about third wolrd lads, i would rather discuss hot to get bull for my wife then this. sweden help
>>71245189
>ACTXUALLY
>BRs, being memefaggots as they are, turned manifestations into some kind of carnival party.
>Some guys had an european artist giant duck "piece of art" in loan for an upcoming "happening".
>They use it during the manifestations cause "it's all funny"
>Eurofag gets mad and gets his duck back
>Too late, BRfags thinks giant duck is too funny and make a copy, using it in every manifestation
>Make lame ass excuse about not paying the duck
This fucking country, I'll tell you.
TCHAU, QUERIDA
HOURLY REMINDER THAT PTFAGS VOTED ON TEMER, THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HIM BEING PRESIDENT
EU VO RIPITI, QUEM TA TENTANDO ASSUMI O PODÊ É O PCC
>>71245256
Who is this semen demon?
SOON
>>71245531
kek'd, that guy is just pitiful
>>71245519
Hoje é dia de clássico no Congresso,Arnaldo
SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW VAMPIRIC OVERLORD!
I hope it doesn't pass and instead you guys lynch her in the streets.
>>71245519
isn't that not a two thirds majority?
does this mean the vote is fucked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D49W5PHOYXg
>>71245531
kek HE'S GOING APESHIT
>>71245256
Rip, Anna will never be the same.
ARREST CUNHA, FASCISTS PIGS. Dilma stays!
This is literally illegal to do and will result in an illegitimate government that goes the very nature of DEMOCRACY and THE CONSTITUTION.
>>71245600
>Maria do Rosario
>Zagueira
Como sempre, defendendo bandido
>>71245644
Wew lad
>>71245519
>>71245644
nevermind, im fucking retarded
INSTEAD OF SAYING YOUR FUCKING PREDICTION JUST SHUT UP AND LET THE VOTES ACTUALLY BEGIN
>>71245578
Anna from Shimoneta
Who else /actualnazi/ here?
>>71245459
t. Let his country turn 60% white
have we started the fire?
What is this guy even trying to do? Why does his pants keep falling?
>this nigger who can't even speak properly saying shit about predictions
T C H A U
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>>71245531
PUDÊ*
>impeach a Jew
>bring in another Jew
This guy is too funny, topkek
Are you scared, fascists? You lost to the HEROES OF DEMOCRACY.
So, my brothers, do you think it will happen?
Tchau, querida.
>>71245696
You sound like a broken record. Not that that is a surprise.
No one cares about your excuses to defend corruption.
TCHAU QUERIDA!!!
>>71245487
Okay. But that's why we made a thread to discuss it. That's why we dont to other threads and tell people what and not to discuss like a fucking idiot.
>>71245489
>>Eurofag gets mad and gets his duck back
>>Too late, BRfags thinks giant duck is too funny and make a copy, using it in every manifestation
>>Make lame ass excuse about not paying the duck
top keks
>>71245865
I want to believe
>>71245498
I love you
>>71245278
please tell me this is going to unfuck the banana buck
I have a friend in brazil with whom I used to split the cost of porn comissions
I loved working with that guy and his love of big fat butts
>>71245865
Tchau querida. Verba volantis.
>>71245915
I posted the same thing because this is a new thread.
>>71245629
Why not both, anon?
>>71245189
>>Lava Jato anime intro
pqp heuahua
Great memes are coming out of this impeachment
>>71245852
>one jew will turn us into venezuela
>the other will just be the average corrupt asshole
>implying we have a choice
>>71245962
Yes, we will
>>71245696
Brotip:
Stop talking about Legality, it only makes your shit defense weaker.
>>71245624
Dracula/10 would vote for him
oh look its Gorbachev, and he has removed the birthmark
>>71245841
LETS COUNT
RORAIMA 1 VOTE
PARANA 4 VOTES
PARAIBA 7 VOTES
...
ARE YOU SCARED NOW???????
WE HAVE 9 BILLION VOTES!!!!!!!
I don't know how I feel about this.
Is this Bernie's long lost brother?
Whats the point of impeachment when even if she gets impeached she gets a six month vacation until the senate votes?
>>71245852
At leat one of them fall
>>71245962
It'll get a bit better but I doubt it will get below 3 dollars any time soon.
>>71245962
>please tell me this is going to unfuck the banana buck
It is,don't worry
>>71245857
>heroes of democracy
Now I can't tell if this is bait or a legit useful idiot who actually believes this crap.
>>71246074
But I'm not wrong and neither are my companheiros in the stream.
>>71246104
it's Bernie's father's wife's son
at least he doesn't seem like a leftist cuck
>>71246101
RS vergonha sulista, antro de esquerdista petista.
O que aconteceu com vocês?
Pelo menos o Paraná e Santa Catarina ainda estão no caminho certo.
>>71245857
>Communism scum
>Democracy
Bitch was trying to brute force CPMF through the senate hahaha
>>71245786
>nazi in brazil...
leave my country non nigger.
>>71245769
>tfw her VA worked herself to death
>died a 34 year old and single shortly after her birthday
>her last wish was to be a good bride some day
PT BTFO by Cunha, undecided congressmen won't have time to pick a side
>>71246123
VP takes her place. Also it's highly unlikely the senate going against the congress
Any one keeping numbers?
How the fuck am I supposed to understand this Impeachment with all these parties? Wtf is wrong with you Brazilians?
>>71246123
not really a vacation, the executive is locked down and she can't keep giving high ranking positions to other shitty leftists so she can stay in power anymore.
>>71245786
>brazilian nazi
>>71246269
>tfw
>>71246198
Not only you are wrong, your companheiros tried to pull the same shit a couple years back, so not only you are flat out wrong, you are also a hypocrite.
A typical commie scum, as always. Keep yelling and screaming though, will make your butthurt that much sweeter.
>>71246244
RS always was adn will be a PT bitch...
>>71246296
1 NA PARAIBA
4 NO PARANA
7 EM PERNANBUCO
...
THE BRITS ARE ARMING THE COMMIES REEEEEEEEEE
>>71246313
Shades of red = commies
>>71246313
it used to be 9 in the FHC mandate. Lula made it easyer to create parties. Thanks the commies for that.
>>71246273
>VP takes her place. Also it's highly unlikely the senate going against the congress
no new elections soon?
>>71245189
Legit question: Only Brazilians are so misinformed about the current situation of the politics of their country or is it a common phenomena here in /pol/?
cu buceta
>>71246313
>wtf is wrong with you brazilians
Well, we are brazilan from the start...
>>71246313
I don't understand either
>>71246158
even that would be an improvement. I could probably afford to go 75/25 with him at 3 to 1. This 4 to 1 bullshit is untenable though.
>>71245189
Can someone give me an update. I remember it being set at 16:00, it's past that for me. Did she get impeached?
>>71245189
Nothing will happen
>>71246313
>not starting a party with your buddies naming it with a few buzzwords just to get some easy money
>>71246418
many kek
>>71246444
xereca
Post your highscores, /pol/
>tfw no impeachment
>>71246313
More confused about how parties that claim to be centre-right would support the leftist PT coalition.
>>71246444
piru
nice trips
>>71246365
How do you explain Cunha then? Whatever he's doing must be illegal, and if he's doing illegal he will not be hunted after dilma is out. Dilma is your only hope against that fascist tyrant.
>>71246472
each party has 10 minutes to talk b4 voting.
Less than 8 before it starts
How do I get some action from this? It's been a while since the last riot here I want sum violence.
>>71246437
Only if her entire slate got impeached, then the congress president would become Brazil's president and call for new elections
>>71246244
they're all degenerates
tudo puta e viado
>>71246313
Hey, at least they have a government
>>71246444
xoxota
>>71246576
HYPE TRAIN LET'S GO
DEATH TO COMMIES DEATH TO SOCIALISTS DEATH TO ANTIFA DEATH TO CORRUPT KEKS
let us give birth to a new wave of Western nationalism
I approve this guy.
If you want to take Dilma out, sure, she deserves it, but let's make new elections and let the people choose their new ruler.
>>71246669
This
Most brazillian ''whites'' are disgusting
Democracy has to be validated. Don't think that what's happening in the stream is what's happening behind the scenes. These accusations are frail and illegitimate, my friends. Save miss maria and sir raimundo who will lose their jobs.
>>71246656
Unfortunately in some cities there are only pro impeachment guys and in others only pro dilma,so they aren't going to start fights
The only place in which they're together is in my city,right in front of the congress,but the police BUILT WALL so no fights eighter
Just to be clear
The "" commie "" opposition has a good point
There is no proof of constitutional infraction made by Dilminha, making this a coup d'état, not a proper impeachment.
>>71246570
The thing is, everything Cunha is doing is absolutely LEGAL. The problem itself lies in the letter of the law.
Also, who /cunha/ here?
>>71246669
>that degenerate meme is getting old.
Ouvi dizer que tem boliviano e outros commies indo ajudar nos protesto do PT, é verdade?
NÃO VAI TER GOLPE!
THERE WON'T BE A COUP!
>>71246762
>complain about impeachment being a coup when the impeachment is in the constitution
>suggest new elections when the constitution won't allow that
commies crack me up
>>71246498
This.
>pmb (Brazilian Women's party)
>is a guy
>>71246880
PF vai deportar tudo, procura no google.
>>71246551
There are no ideologies here, only people you can or can't buy
>>71246860
Christ, just accept that you're going to lose and take it like a man.
>>71246880
Deve ser
Se tá na internet, então
É certeza
>>71246971
Don't call zhir that
>>71246860
GOLPE
GOOOLPE
>>71246869
>everything Cunha is doing is absolutely LEGAL
Mate, he have a shitton of illegal bank accounts and received bribes.
Unless you're talking about his political maneauvers, but even then there's some questionable shit.
>>71246860
as long as there's proof of corruption the president of any country should be impeached and removed
Paulista avenue now. Reeeeeee
>>71246971
Always makes me laugh
BR? BR?
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE gibe monie pls or i report u
br? br?
>>71246860
except there are the tax pedaling. Just let it go to senado lad.
>>71246990
Tomare cara, esse lixo comunista tem que se mandado embora, uma por nem ser do nosso país.
>>71247058
Why reee?
These are the good goys
>>71247056
That's the point, there's no proof.
Reminder that she is an elected official for the federal government lower house:
http://ultimosegundo.ig.com.br/politica/2015-06-15/deputada-e-flagrada-dancando-funk-e-video-gera-polemica-na-internet.html
>>71246510
Kek, now it all makes sense
>>71246691
Do not remind me that...
PMB is the last party to talk isn't it?
They are the smallest in Congress
>>71247099
Kek is that real?
>>71246869
cunha is the only politician that is so degenerate that can fight at the same level with lula and dilma. He will backstab, kick in the balls, trhow sand in the eyes everyone that will try to stand in his way. He is a thief, but right now he is necessary. Its obvious that he will respond for his 5 processes about his accounts in fiscal paradises. He can even be arrested. after this vote, he is over. And its necessary that he get arrested. We need to mantain the consistency on the judiciary side.
>>71247162
HNNNNG
WHY IS DEGENERACY SO FUCKING HOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71247140
so there's nothing against her?
>>71247058
Cadê a Carreta Furacão?
RED CARD
>>71247134
Sim eu sei anon. Eu estou com eles.
>>71246971
Its a sex con artistry. The mad genius.
>>71247140
So the things that they got in Lava JAto doesn't count?
>>71246874
>think this "gaucho é tudo puta ou viado" is a meme
>go visit a friend who's living there
>he have two gf
>one of them sleeps with one of friends all the nights I'm there
>she always comes and sit on my lap like that's nothing
>on my last day there, all his friends crossdress and say it's "just for fun"
yeah, just a meme
never going back there, ever
>>71246869
Didn't know having illegal bank accounts was legal. Thank you for oppening my eyes.
Srsly Bolsonaro bitches were bad enough, but now we will have Cunha bitches too? It's your fault Brazil will never be great again.
ALERTA , ALERTA
ANTIFASCISTA.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE
>>71247233
Sexta ela estava aqui em Floripa.
>>71247054
Oh no. He has illegal bank accounts and is tangled with other scams, that's absolutely true. I'm talking about his political movements. There is not a single illegality regarding this aspect. He is acting strictly according the law.
>>71247272
>Brazil will never be great again
>great again
>implying it was great ever
lol
>>71247272
Who would make Brazil great again? Lula again? Genoino?
what's his stand?
>>71247256
hahaheueh, i never went there, i was talking about the degenerate meme. not the gauchos meme.
Band is showing the pro-impeachment and pro-dilma protests from their helis
The difference in number is sad
I miss this guy ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS-ZD4qhS1s
>>71247272
I didn't express myself correctly, was talking about his political plays.
>>71246767
>These accusations are frail and illegitimate
>Everyone and their cat proved that a crime was comited
This, my gringo friends, is what we call a "Clerberson".
He's the worse kind of monkey around here.
Imagine a detroit gibmesdat nigger. Now multiply it by 100. The final result will be a Clerberson.
There's only one way to deal with them.
We give them some work to do. They hate work.
They will disappear like a ninja after that.
>>71247226
Being incompetent isn't a crime, but she still did back-peddling
>>71247384
Bolsonaro
>>71247361
Eehhhh let's not forget that Cunha literally did a rollback on the Maioridade Penal voting. And tried to make this voting secret.
KILL EVERY JEW BEFORE THEY KILL HUE
>>71247413
Who wins?
>>71247272
>Complaining about Bolsonaro
Drug user or "muh president can't be a Christian!"
>>71247413
who's wining in brasilia?
>>71247454
Is that a commie flag ON MY BOARD
>>71247304
three more hours?
>>71247413
sad for who? I'm watching the voting
>>71247397
Black Dog, a rotweiller shaped stand. His power is to leak shit through his mouth.
>>71247226
Pretty much, yeah. This coup is basically a circlejerk of the middle-class who think changing Dilma and PT to an even more corrupt party and president.
>>71247248
Feel free to post screenshot of PROOF of what's being accused. And I'm not talking about other PT members, I mean crimes committed by Dilma herself.
Lula 2018
>>71247446
I'm saying what has been said in the stream though? What's the matter, are you getting scared? Criminal.
>>71247432
Alborghetti would be jerking off on live television right now had he lived to see this kek
>>71247534
5 more desu
>this picture
>>71247058
>500 guys of high class
>all sons of bankers who never worked on their life
>all eating the least in the technology of coxinha
>all paid for the USA to be against the gov
>pic related
>5000 trilion people
>real brazilian people
>all against the impitima
>>71247454
FREE SHIT
>>71247522
Commies, on my /pol/?
It's more likely than you think.
>>71247456
>Being incompetent isn't a crime
it is in many professions depending on the consequences of the incompetence
>>71247397
Conservative, not necesarrily christian, he thinks economic capitalism + respect for the state and the constition. Probably do not support bolsonaro (because he thinks.). He has a very rational stand. I think he is a great thinker and comunicator on the right wing. The left allways hated him.
>>71247485
Pro-impeachment
Av. Paulista is fucking full right now,not even air can pass through there
The pro-Dilma protests has some 300 bolivians in Rio
>>71247561
Heres a (you), you can stop pretending now lad.
http://www.atlaspolitico.com.br/votacao/
is this legit
>>71247552
>>71247517
>>71247485
Commies unequivically blown the fuck out
RESULT FUCKING WHEN?
>mfw the police is going to kill all the commies
>>71247478
If you are against reducing legal age when the suspect commits heinous crimes, you deserved to be raped by a chainsaw
>>71247517
>>71247552
Pro-dilma faggots getting BTFO hard
>>71247561
Daily reminder that Dilma is a literal terrorist and a bank robber.
Who /santacatarina/ here?
>>71247561
Get your shit ans get out.
>>71247561
This coup is basically a circlejerk of the middle-class who think changing Dilma and PT to an even more corrupt party and president is the solution to a problem that doesn't exist. ***
>>71247226
Commies just conveniently ignore the Fiscal Responsibility Law. Basically the government wouldn't pay for welfare-like programs in time letting the banks pay for it for a while, just so they could keep the balance in the black.
>>71246551
>PT
>leftist
They are disguised as leftist, they use the disguise to collude with what leftists would cal big capital.
>>71247645
What's his stance of gun laws? I hear we wants to give us back our guns.
>>71247534
No. Party leaders are done speaking. Voting should start soon. (I hope)
2016 Olympics at Rio will be fun
>>71247645
i'm talking about jojo nigga
So what does this mean for Brazilian politics
reminder to hide and report 3rd world monkey threads
>>71245189
up yours.
>>71247635
Well, nobody expects much of you when you're brazillian, so this isn't really considered against Dilma.
Her financial and political tricks are the cause of all this
>>71247697
Time to delete all of my communist music on my youtube channel.
>>71247413
Post it.
>>71247226
There is a ton of stuff against her, but 90% is not admissible since she can't be judged for anything outside of her current mandate (law was made before reelection) and all stuff she made to try to prevent car wash operation reaching lula was made after the current accusation as finished (there are 50 impeachment accusations, one made by a consensus of 26 out of 28 state lawyer councils).
What she is being accused is of creative accounting reproved by the federal accounting council in 2014 that still continued in her current mandate until the end of 2015.
>>71247614
This desu
>>71247669
You can cry all you want. This coup is non-constitutional and it just won't happen.
>>71247684
Sometime in 2017
Spoiler alert: there won't be a coup.
>>71247744
Me fellow barriga verde
>>71247737
I don't have strong feelings about legal age, I was against it but have been rethinking lately.
My point is: he lost the voting, then did the equivalent of throwing a tantrum and demanding to play again the game you lost. Barely a day had passed.
>>71247833
A man could kill for all that Ivory!
>>71247744
Vocês tem umas mulheres bem interessantes...
>>71247697
Those trucks look fuckin sweet
>>71247397
Literal PSDB shill who shits on anyone that confront PSDBs corruption. Sometimes he says something rational.
ayy my niggers who is winning?
>>71247384
>>71247512
Fuck you, if I was petista/leftist I wouldn't be on /pol/ in first place.
Unfotunately, currently there is no Donald Trump or Rand Paul in current brazilian political scenario, but this doesn't mean we got to settle for the first shit who appears.
apparently the last deliberation is about to start? Brazilians please confirm.
>caring what simian halfhumans do in their "country"
Holy fuck how much longer? The wait is killing me.
>>71247931
Mostly sluts desu
LAST ONE TO SPEAK, VOTING WILL START SOON.
What's the deal with all these commie shills shitposting on this thread?
GET EM OUTTA HERE !!!
GET EM OUT !!!
>>71247776
not shure man. he used to write on veja, now he writes on folha de sao paulo. try reseaching his stuff on google , he probably wrote something on the subject already.
>Zika
>Impeachment
>Olympics
>ISIL threat
>Brewing civil war
Is Brazil going to be relevant now?
>>71247988
>simian halfhumans
You can't say much, you know.
>>71247994
Hours, believe me. Go wait in McDonalds
>>71248057
YES !!!!!
>The streets of Brazil are all against the Impeachment!
I'm loving the raw delusion of the commies, they are literally creating fan fiction
So let me see if I understand? Each party gets 10 minutes to make a speech before voting starts and there are like 30 parties? So if they started at 4, then the vote will be around 9?
>>71247994
Just go do something else. Or come back in about 2 hours. Are you a Brazilian in America? I dont see why a yank should care about the 3rd world.
>>71248019
THIS IS IT BOYS
Fica, querida!
The time is coming!
A AGENDA ULTRA NEOLIBERAL
>>71247988
go back to scrubbing toilets
>>71247994
That depends, what are you waiting for?
Voting will start soon.
Voting will end hours from now.
>>71247988
>i don't care what these guys do,so im going to post in a thread about them made by them to prove it
>>71247985
25 party leaders 1 minority leader and 1 government leader
Yes, last one now.
>>71247304
Faz um boquetinho em mim vai, gostosa.
>>71248103
The less you think about it the better.
Our politics are retarded.
>>71248015
Sim, essa que postei é uma dessas e te digo que é de primeira qualidade...
>>71246050
>impeach a corrupt government
>to put in charge another, even more corrupt, government
Good job Brasil. Super proud
>>71248102
I like how you laugh, but dont realize that this is how they always got their way. By lying out of their ass. It doesnt matyer if YOU specifically can see right through their bullshit. They just have to fool enough people.
DILMÃE NÃO CAIA POR FAVOR!!!
>>71247928
do you think they grow it thwmselves?
BOLSOMITO 2018
>>71248312
Oh, come on, pops, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Live voting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>71248384
epic Portuguese banter
>>71248396
Will add it to the OP
thanks
>>71248312
Father why have you forsaken me.
VAMO
>>71246880
>Ouvi dizer que tem boliviano e outros commies indo ajudar nos protesto do PT, é verdade?
Search for the video where they pay 50 brazillians reals and a sandwitch to people go there to protests
Anyone bet on predictit? There's a market on whether Rouseff will be impeached.
If she doesn't there's good money to be made
>>71247988
>>71248312
>portugal
You know this is all your fault, you faggot
>>71245189
how does impeachment work anyway? we don't really have that in bolan and I always wondered what the hell that is
I can't understand this guy, but he sure sounds angry.
>>71248429
World Cup? It's Olympic Games this year, son!
How long will voting take?
>>71248429
Yes, if she stays in government the 7-1 never happened.
>>71248312
Sorry father, but we'll be a superpower by 2030, I swear. ;_:
Reminder that he is the government leader in the lower house:
http://veja.abril.com.br/noticia/brasil/novo-lider-do-governo-tem-escandalo-dos-dolares-na-cueca-no-curriculo
>>71248140
IT'S THE SUPER-SAIYAN RIGHT-WING COUP! :^)
>>71248312
>even more corrupt
Erry taem.
Temer won't make illegal deals with Cuba and Venezuela.
Temer won't BTFO our reserves anymore.
Go back to eating Bacalhau, Manuel.
>>71248545
Vengeance isn't good for democracy or the parliament.
>>71248545
A retard commie
>>71248312
Not punishing corrupts because others are corrupts as well.
>>71248545
of course, he will be remembered in the wrong side of history. Everybody would be angry in that situation.
>>71248429
The world cup is in 2018 in Russia,why would it be affected by this
FUCKING NATIVESSSSS, THEY DON'T PAY TAXES. ARE JUST LEECHS DEMANDING GIB ME DATS, GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE YOU HAVE NO SAY IN OUR GOVT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71248545
Of course he is angry, his boss will fall and soon their party will be gone
>>71248536
Literally how. Its almost 200 years since we got independence.
This is why USA is superior.
>>71248540
A bunch of faggots vote and that's it
Wasn't this vote supposed to be like 3 hours ago? What is it with Latins not being able to be on time for anything?
>>71248524
she will be impeached
I'll be doing my thesis on the importance of powe rblocs (trade/economic organizations, mlitary alliances, etc) in an increasingly globalized world, will be interesting to see if the impeachment, or lack thereof, has an effect on the the budding BRICS group.
>>71248545
He's a commie tryhard.
He deserves a helicoper ride this mofo.
I don't understand what you hues are saying most of the time, but I support your endeavor against that commie wench nonetheless.
>>71248545
government leader, pro-dilma scum, he knows they've lost
>>71247868
ah, that makes sense
>>71248673
vote for what?
>>71248653
You can blame FUNAI for bringing them here. Fucking rats.
>>71248697
This
Kill communism and niggers my hue hues
Good luck
That fucking piece of shit of corrupt monkey does not shut his fucking mouth. He was caught with dirty money in his underwears. GET OUT RETARD.
>>71248573
the first voter time * (513 - missing voters.)
Sheeit this is going to be the most hilarious Olympics ever.
>>71248680
I mean if she doesn't get impeached Brazil starts a civil war and our economy is done,so i guess
http://mapa.vemprarua.net/br/
>>71248621
>>71248545
He is about to lose his main income source and any relevance he might have.
>>71248573
How long my hUE hUE s?
>>71248664
>implying 200 years is a long time by history/geography standards.
They should've let a competent country colonizy this shithole
HERE WE GO
>>71248799
Can they filibuster this shit and keep the vote going indefinitely?
>>71248714
SURVIVAL STRATEGY
>>71248762
Whether they want to remove the president or not
>>71248621
Yeah, good going.
The guy currently talking about morals against the impeachment had his aide caught with bribery dollars in his underwear at an airport.
>>71248697
Make Brazil Great For The First Time
>>71248312
Unfortunately it has come to choosing between their asshole and our asshole
VOTING WILL START NOW.
ITS HAPPENNINGGGGGGGGG
>>71248814
we hope the organized crime defend us from isis attacks.
IT BEGINS
>>71248814
>water so shitty they might as well do it in India
>implying there will be Olympics
>>71248875
i dont know. i think they have max number of minutes. but im not shure.
>>71247744
Litoral Norte reporting in.
>voting begins
>>71248678
Thx brazilbro. I really hope she isn't. I want to make money on a swing in the market haha
If this passes the house (342 votes necessary right?) then would she definitely be impeached?
>>71248312
This doesn't even make sense breh
Qual o placar?
>>71248895
and when that can happen procedure wise?
KILL THE COMMIES REEEEEEEEE
>>71248814
Nah dude don't worry about it,the olympics are going to be fine.
In 2014 we were having huge fucking riots,people destroying government buildings and shit and the world cup was known as one of the best to date
LET'S VOTE MR PRESIDENT
>>71248633
>Not punishing corrupts because others are corrupts as well.
This doesn't work. Send help.
ITS STARTING!!
>>71248715
However what happened before is under consideration by the supreme electoral tribunal. It will just tame more time for due process to finish there.
>>71248697
Don't worry, most of brazilians shitskins in here don't know what they're saying either. But fuck it, it's time to see the world burn, baby.
>>71248892
they'd need something like that right now, anon
IT HAS BEGUN
Who is the balding fellow?
>>71248859
No idea,probably about 2 hours of voting
VOTES ARE ABOUT TO START, GUYS
513 votes for 0 against
My mfw, Dilma survive the Impeachmanbowl
>S-She's an honorable woman
That's the 40th time I hear that. Talk about decorated speech.
>NEW THREAD
NOVO FIO
>>>> VOTING STARTING NOW
>>71248939
>>71248939
>>71248939
>>>> VOTING STARTING NOW
NOVO FIO
>NEW THREAD
>>71248875
they made an arrengement of 30 seconds each. it will take 4 hours more or less to finish it all. but since it brazil make it times 3. 12 hours.
>>71249097
>Who's that guy in the suit?
Una bandera que diga Néstor Kirchner
Los pibe' a la patria vamo' a liberar.
No importa que digan los gorilas.
Con Néstor y Cristina todo el año es Carnaval
ole ole ole
ole ole ole ola
VAMOS DILMA!
>>71246762
Can someone explain why leftists are saying this is illegal? Like, is everyone 110% corrupt and they think at least their guy should be the one with the power?
>>71249037
Nah, it will be sent to the "big house" and if it passes there, my bruguer friend, she will be down for the count.
There's 504 people there. So do they need 2/3 of 504 or 2/3 of the full 513?
TELL ME /POL/ WHO IS THE ONE REPRESENTING BRAZIL IN THIS IMAGE ?
Reminder to all my British colleagues we are stronger in a united Europe. Vote Remain!
>>71249054
>meme grassadaum
Vai se foder, macaco, volta pro 55.
>>71248865
It wasnt the Portuguese that overthrew the Monarch which had a nice economic policy. It was the Portuguese that unecessarily removed the Monarch(who was about to send all the slaves back to Africa) and installed a politcally, socially, and economic incompetant Republic that divided the nation again. It was the Portuguese that infiltrated with Communists. Seriously fuck you.
>Northeastern states will vote in mass against the impeachment
>Southeast and Southern States will vote in mass in favor of the impeachment (Except for RS fags)
Wew lad i can see it coming.
>>71248680
BRICS is not a trade bloc though.
This will have a bigger effect on Mercosur (South American trade bloc) if anything.
It's no secret that our Conservative President wants to kick Venezuela out of the bloc (for human rights violations there) and he wants free trade deals with the EU and eventually USA. Tiny Paraguay would support kicking Venezuela out, but Brazil has been so far on the commie's side, and Uruguay can swing either way.
If Dilma is impeached, the balance of power in Mercosur will clearly shift to the right-wing.
>>71249246
2/3
>>71249044
The president is removed and the vice president assumes
>>71249246
2/3 + 1 of the full 513. Technically abstinence counts as a vote against the impeachment.
inb4 dollar R$2,50 tomorrow
>>71249052
>the world cup was known as one of the best to date
In matches only. The teams are responsible for making a great match, not the country. Unless someone threw a bomb inside the pit, the matches would go perfectly even if they were in Baghdad.
>this has been going so long the sign language lady had to stop
STARTED
>>71249508
I have my credit card ready.
>http://especiais.g1.globo.com/politica/2016/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/a-votacao-do-impeachment-na-camara/
>0 votes
I was out, but I am guessing nothing has been done yet.
>>71249662
Orlando here I come
VAMO CARALHO
>tfw
>>71249653
Link?
>>71250168
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
Golpistas
>>71250289
Thank you Hue Hue
"Voto sim"
"Aeeeeeee"
chekem
>>71250484
Does sim mean impeach?
>>71245696
Your red shirt looks really nice Miguel.
>>71250319
Conas
>>71250421
WUZ
Still got family back in Sao Paulo and Mogi. I hope for their sake and for Brasil that your socialist bitch gets put down.
So far, Sim 15 x 3 nao
>>71250592
sim.
>>71250592
Yes
>>71250592
yes.
Sim means Vote in favor of the impeachment
>>71250592
Sim means yes
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