>Name
Colour
>Location
I'll be playing as well so,
>New England
New York
>Teal
Starting at 4 players.
>>81522789
Bumping
>>81522789
Sorry OP, the board is in cuck mode and is too busy fawning over dead nigger cops to do Risk right now. Wait a day and it should be over.
>>81522789
Providence, Rhode Island
Cthulhu's Legion
Green
>>81522789
I don't know the state locations and names so no thanks lol
>The Confederate States of America
>North Carolina
>Silver
>>81522789
new India
south Carolina
blue
>>81524026
Are you Sikh?
>>81523672
NAP?
Starting now, rolling to fill New York
>>81524363
>pali right away
ow yis
>>81524282
no my family is Jewish, Slavic, gypsy and abo
what the fuck am i?
>>81524363
fill south Carolina
defend if attacked
>>81524442
2 off
>>81524363
Fill North Carolina.
>>81524442
>>81524691
Greatest rolls, I know what happens when someone chooses New England. They win the game. I also know what happens when the OP plays the game, they win.
Just waiting on Cthulhu's legion
>>81524789
I OP all the time, and haven't won once tbqh.
Cascadian Ethnostate
Washington State
Navy blue
Mupdate. Rolling to fill New York
>>81525294
fill south carolina defend if attacked
>>81525294
Defend, fill North Carolina. I am the Carolinan also.
I've never played this before by the way, but it looks fun
Expand south along coast
>>81525468
It is, hope you enjoy it.
Also, if I make a mistake counting a roll or miss one, just point it out to me.
Mupdate, rolling for more New York.
>>81525736
Fill more Carolina.
>>81525803
FUCKING SHITTY ASS ROLLS FUCK YOU
>>81525736
fill south Carolina spill georgia
>>81525911
>911
do i get extra for that?
>>81525989
Nah, just the 40ts for the Dubs roll
Expand into eastern Oregon
>>81525911
>tfw you're gonna be that small tribe that your giant ally has to protect
>tfw you'll be a dirty kike
>>81526079
dubs is 50
>>81526122
Even kek wills it.
>>81525594
Thanks, and will do
>>81526165
Shiiet
mupdate.
Cthulhu is dead edition
>>81526331
Shit, rolling to fill New York
>>81522789
Name: nigger color:nigger place: I just want one country in the delta
Fill Oregon, any spills go to Washington
>>81526331
bonus is +2
take 1 territory in north carolina then
take over Georgia defend if attacked
>>81526484
No memes. Either be a normal nation or don't play
Gravelli Crime family
Red
New Jersey
>>81526331
FILL MORE FUCKING NORTH CAROLINA
>>81526741
Mupdate
Rolling to annex Cthulhu's Legion.
Gravelli, want a NAP?
>>81527069
Fill North Carolina fucking hell.
>>81527069
attack grey +2
>>81527069
sure
Fill New Jersey
>>81526613
Cede me that one tile in North Carolina so I don't have a penalty please.
>>81527133
kekekekekekekekekekekekekek
1 good roll
>>81527172
Nice penalty.
>>81527172
*meant georgia not grey
>>81527238
ok
Expand into northern California
Oh shit we were never allies. War then?
>>81527406
>>81527313
>>81527313
>>81527313
i meant georgia
>>81527069
Red
Louisiana
M
Mupdate
Rolling to fill Vermont/ New Hampshire
>>81527534
>>81527684
Damn, missed the mupdate. If you count it, please expand within the state.
>>81527684
attack grey
and i mean grey this time
and i still have that 1 t in NC
>>81527684
Attack South Carolina I guess. Also I thought we were allied but turns out we aren't.
>>81527684
>>81527787
Oh, no I didn't. Pardon me, OP. You're pretty fast.
Anyway, 3 digit pali.
>>81527845
My 30 vs your 20, and you deserve it for being such a fucking dirty Indian traitor.
>>81527684
Fill Pennsylvania
>>81527986
Can you put a name in?
>>81527974
>>81527974
Well I am a Jewish Slavic gypsy playing as an indian
>>81528138
No such thing as a slavic jew. You're either a jew, or you're slavic.
>>81527684
Keep annexing Cali
>>81528104
My bad
>>81528138
My grandfather's Yugoslavic and my great grandmother is Mexican, so I'll let it pass. But I hate kikes now.
Mupdate. Carolinian war edition.
Rolling to vill Vermont and spilling to attack the Legion
>>81528285
Kill grey
>>81528285
Bulldoze South Carolinans and force them to head west. +4
>>81528285
Continue into Pennsylvania
>>81528285
I think you missed my last roll OP. Same thing this round, keep growing in California.
>>81528285
Fill Louisiana, spills to Mississippi
>>81528386
Head west, I need this land.
Mupdate
Rolling to annex Mass. and Maine
>>81529032
Defend, Push back the Southern Carolinian invaders. +4
>>81529032
Kill grey
>>81529032
Keep moving south
>>81529032
Fill Mississippi
>>81529216
Alliance? We need to put those niggers back in chains, together.
>>81528285
Colorado
Dark Red
Caesar's legion
>>81529032
Continue
>>81529408
Dark Red's been taken.
>>81529499
Kill grey
>>81529499
Keep filling Mississippi
>>81529389
Well, I'd rather remove them, personally. But I'm a son of the South. Alliance.
>>81529499
Keep rolling into California. Damn this state is big.
>>81529499
Push back the South Carolinian menace. +4
>>81529499
Orange then
>>81529769
Son of a bitch I don't want a nuke I want the Indians to die.
Mupdate.
Rolling to fill Ontario
>>81530176
>>81530214
Kill the South Carolinians as they've wasted my time.
>>81530301
Fucking hell.
>>81530214
Full force into Nevada
>>81529499
Move south into Delaware
>>81530214
>
Finish Mississippi, spills into Alabama
>>81530214
Expand into New Mexico and purge the desert tribes
>>81530214
Kill grey
Tbh I never wanted to kill them I just wanting to waste their turns
Noob here, what does "+x" mean next to the state names
True Maryland
Yellow
Carroll County (Northern central Maryland)
>>81530589
So many fucking turns. Nuke South Carolina
>>81530746
Bonuses for control of the state.
>>81530781
When you get to Montgomery county, purge the jews, starting with Potomac and Bethesda please.
>>81530350
>>81530214
Oh and take that one bitch island if that doesn't count as mine
>>81530214
Midwestern Assembly
South Dakota
any color
Rolling for Ontario, Quebec, and Upper Michigan
>>81531166
Nuke them, attack them, +4
>>81531166
Kill grey
>>81531231
Pali.
>>81531166
fill south dakota, spills minnesota
>>81531166
Cut right across Alabama and attack blue
>>81531166
Keep taking the deserts of Nevada.
>>81531166
Seize control of western maryland
>>81531166
More new mexican land will be ours
>>81531166
Continue filling Pennsylvania
>>81531450
Are you looking to take Maryland territories?
Mupdate. Rolling for Michigan and Quebec
>>81531944
Of course he is.
>>81532044
fill south dakota, spills minnesota
>>81532044
Kill the Indians south of me, thank the Southern Knights for their help.
>>81532044
Finish the acquisition of Colorado!
>>81532044
Attack grey aim to cut him in 2
>>81532044
Start filling in Virginia
>>81532044
Finish Nevada. Enter Utah.
>>81532044
Move into West Virginia
>>81532044
Kill blue in georgia.
>>81532133
A pleasure, sir. Nice dubs.
>>81532154
We can be good friends if you just don't expand west. Sound good?
>>81532374
I'm glad that we can move on now.
>>81532447
Arizona is to be ours then
>>81532564
Indeed. I suggest you take the carolinas, georgia, and florida. I'll take alabama and head head West.
Rolling to take Michigan, spilling to Ohio
>>81532835
Kill South Carolinians.
>>81532835
Attack grey cut him in 2
>>81532835
take south dakota, spill minnesota
>>81532835
Continue filling in Virginia
>>81532835
New Mexico
>>81532835
Kill any blue left. Spills to fill alabama
>>81532835
Fill up Utah
>>81532835
Fill in Pennsylvania
not playing but here's a bump, too many habbenings
>>81533266
Spill into Ohio
>>81533327
Play with us. The west is pretty empty and needs some players.
>>81533327
Ayy thanks.
MUPDATE. Rolling for the rest of Michigan and West Ohio
>>81533266
would you like to have my portion of west Virginia in exchange for Delmarva?
>>81533533
120 TERRITORIES! 5 D PALI!
>>81533533
fill south dakota, spills minnesota
>>81533533
Finish off the South Carolinians and spill into Tennessee
>>81533533
Same as my last roll. Kill any blue, spills into Alabama
>>81533533
Attack grey
I did my hop of wasting your turns
>>81533632
I accept
>>81533533
Ok I'll play
Pink
Fill Kansas
>>81533533
What happened to my roll? Nothing moved.
Also, Does territory exchange take up a turn?
>>81533533
Missed my last roll OP. Same thing, expand in Utah. Any spills would go to southern Idaho.
>>81533747
To what end? Just because?
>>81534030
More or less
>>81533955
No it doesn't. Checking now
>>81534137
it doesnt? then continue spreading into Virginia
>>81534137
K, thanks
Mupdate. Going for Wisconsin and Indiana
>>81533747
>>81534118
Risk equivalent of shitposting, I suppose.
>>81534511
Defend against South Carolinians and kill them, I guess.
>>81534511
Fill in West Virginia
>>81534511
fill KS
spill MO
>>81534511
Kill blue, spills to alabama.
If he dies this turn. cede my georgian holdings to gray.
>>81534511
why weren't my dubs counted? i'm assuming my bonus, please count my roll
roll to fill minnesota
>>81534511
Fill in Virginia
>>81534692
You shouldn't have to take the bait, go fill another state and watch me fall to the winning OP.
>>81534511
Invade Caesar from the Four Corners area.
>>81534769
You got a nuke.
>>81534831
Only expanding to try and stop Cascadia if he keeps blobbing
>>81533859
hey OP my first roll was a 9 and i got 12 tiles?
>>81535084
In the end I reckon it'll be north vs west vs midwest vs south
>>81535210
Starting is always 12 tiles later in the game
>>81534831
OP is already going to win, like you said haha. Rather go out fighting with an ally.
>>81535321
Okay sorry I figured it was just supposed to be 15, I usually catch these games early
>>81535263
i won't survive to see beyond the next 5 mupdates, guaranteed
>>81535084
OP will you count >>81533677
Mupdate. Rolling to fill the rest of Wisconsin.
>>81535322
>>81535263
Alliance to form an Eastern Bloc?
>>81535446
No problem
>>81534769
>>81535084
Union States alliance? We inhabit most of the states that were in the Union, why not?
>>81535594
fill KS
spill MO
>>81535594
Fill Tennessee, accept the N.A.P.
>>81535594
Fill in West Virginia
>>81535597
Sure why not
>>81535594
Fill alabama, spills to texas
>>81535594
thank you for counting the dubs, OP. fill minnesota, spills north dakota
>>81535597
For fuck's sake I just got out of a war.
>>81535597
Sure
>>81535594
Accepted.
I got banned for 14 minutes
>>81535594
Keep invading Caesar, pushing from north to south
>>81535750
>>81535741
Why not all join the Eastern bloc mentioned before then?
>>81535767
Why? I once saw a mod ban for shitposting.
>>81535767
If I wasn't banned then I would still be alive and fucking over grey
>>81535594
fill in the rest of virgina
>>81535889
I was banned for spamming
This was the only thread I was in
>>81536001
MODS = GODS
MUPDATE
Eastern Alliance Formed edition. Midwesterners, want a NAP?
>>81536223
More Tennessee
+4
>>81536223
fill KS
spill OK
>>81536223
fill minnesota, spills north dakota
i would love an nap, yes
>>81536223
Also rolling for Kentucky and Wisconsin
>>81536223
Fill. Any spills go to Kentucky
>>81536223
Since I was banned and couldn't roll could I get a few territories near where I was?
If so my roll is to attack grey
>>81536223
What happened to my expansion into Virginia?
also start seeping into southern Kentucky
>>81536429
>be Risk troll
>>81536223
Finish Caesar, spills go to Idaho
>>81536504
It's gettin' real cramped up in here.
>>81535767
>>81535900
>>81536429
>takes 14 minutes to jack off during a risk game
>>81536504
We'll split Kentucky in half, you take south I take north. Yeah?
>>81536745
that was my goal, so yes
>>81536223
I'll take Brown
starting on Texas
fry'em like bacon
>>81536703
Yes, it is. All I want to do is expand westward
>>81536223
ant inactive players?
>>81536223
Take bama, spills to texas
>>81536900
Welcome, southern brothers.
>>81536710
I did that before the game
I was actually banned
>>81536924
I think I know how we can do this without attacking and getting a penalty. I take Mississippi and you take Illinois?
Mupdate. Cedeing my land in Kentucky to Gravelli and moving into Illinois
>>81536928
Grey
>>81537295
Fill Tennessee, spill the old Mississipp.
>>81537295
Blue
Missouri
Carter Country
>>81537368
I MEAN MISSOURI NO
>>81537317
can i take over grey
>>81537437
MISSOURI MISSOURI FUCK
>>81537295
take north dakota, spills montana
>>81537295
End Caesar. Spills fill Arizona.
>>81537295
fill KS
spill OK
>>81537295
Continue to expand into southern Kentucky
Also i have a crazy idea, im not giving the details i just want to know if i should go though with it?
a simple yes or no will do
>>81537295
Fill in my half, moving west
>>81537487
Yes
>>81537487
I am grey, Indianapolis is a Risk retard.
Im taking over the CSA
>>81537295
Attack grey
>>81537651
Its your old friend Jimmy Carter
>>81537295
Fill bama, head into Texas.
>>81537368
>>81537437
>>81537494
E tu Brutus?
>>81537295
keep going north
>>81537550
Sure I guess
>>81537782
A true confederate would never attack his southern brethren, but a confederate like myself is no less retarded than Indianapolis. Fuck.
No one remembers me
>>81538048
Kekekeelekekek
>>81538099
You remind me of Obama.
>>81538048
Well you did absorb his people. Try not to breed with them.
>>81538099
how was the date?
Rolling to take the rest of Illinois
>>81538217
it was really really good
>>81538218
Attack brown in Texas
>>81538218
fill KS
spill OK
>>81538218
Kill grey i hate retards
>>81538218
Cede Kentucky land to Maryland, fill Missouri.
>>81538218
take north dakota, spill montana
>>81538280
good to hear
>>81538218
Fill Missouri
>>81538347
Nice try Indiana,
>>81538218
Fill Arizona. Rest goes to Washington.
>>81538218
Fuck, what do? Move west into yellow
>>81538484
Wat
>>81538218
keep going north
you ready for my crazy idea?
Nuke San Francisco
>>81538588
>>81538700
I hope this isn't breaking any truces
>>81538700
Zoz.
Nuking California as well #YOLO
Rolling to defend if attacked
>>81538937
Continue filling Missouri
>>81538937
Fill Georgia
>>81538937
Go down to Arkansas, the Jimmy is too powerful for me.
>>81538937
fill ok
spill tx
>>81539033
>>81539044
>>81539088
>>81538937
my roll wasn't counted again>>81538374
roll to fill north dakota and spill montana
>>81539088
leave me some of Arkansas
>>81538879
ill let this slide for now
Rolling to defend any potential attacks from the CSA
>>81538937
Keep killing brown.
>>81538937
Move into Nebraska, take grey
>>81538937
Fill Washington to complete the Cascadian dream, then any spills go to Idaho.
>>81539177
Ceded you Arkansas land. Offering NAP.
>>81539158
will you give me all of Missouri?
>>81539228
Thank you
>>81539390
Ill be your best friend
>>81539295
>nebraska
from where?
Mupdate. Rolling to take Pennsylvania.
Maryland, want to join in?
>>81539813
attack red in Missouri
>>81539813
fill texas
spill nebraska
>>81539813
take montana
>>81539813
Kill brown, then fill texas along the northern border.
>>81539813
Washington, then Idaho
>>81539813
Rolling to defend any and all attacks
also can we change the color yellow to "Maryland Flag"?
>>81539813
>>81539872
Wait hold on, in the last mupdate, when I said Nebraska I meant Missouri. Anyways, defend
>>81539813
Missouri, reclaim it.
>>81539977
NAP?
>>81540106
NAP?
>>81540298
what why?
>>81540303
yes
>>81540568
>>81540298
Fuck y'all, Missouri mine
>>81540568
I have to move west, otherwise the Commiefornians are gonna kill us all.
>>81540316
Accepted.
>>81540291
May i please have new jersey?
Fuck it, I give up on Missouri, you guys can fight over it. I'm going for Florida.
Mupdate. Rolling to take Pennsylvania and East Ohio.
>>81540645
I need the bonus friend
>>81540707
I'm gonna take that,
>>81540753
CONQUER MISSOURI
>>81540657
great
>>81540753
fill texas
spill nebraska
>>81540841
>>81540753
Push into Missouri
>>81540753
roll to fill montana, spill nebraska
>>81540753
Cede Missouri to Carter, defend and spills go into Florida.
>>81540900
no seriously i need new jersey if i have a chance of survival
also rolling to defend any and all attacks
>>81540794
No, NJ is my base state, why not keep moving west?
>>81540753
Idaho, then Colorado
OP NEW BREAD NEW BREAD OP IT VERY SCARE BERY CLAUSPHOBIC BIG SCARE NEW BREAD
>>81541037
ide prefer to move north
wouldnt you after being attacked?
>>81541019
If I have enough territory
>>81540753
Fill Texas, northern part first.
>>81540753
Question: do two nukes in California mean -4 bonus in that state?
>>81541222
>>81540753
Trips, OP. Spills to take as much of Texas as possible.
