BREAKING: SECOND COUP ATTEMPT IN TURKEY
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#BREAKING Gulenist pro-coup troops reportedly driving tanks out of a barrack in Kartal, Istanbul. Civilians in area trying to block the road
URKISH MEDIA REPORTING 5 HELICOPTERS FLYING AT EUROPEAN SIDE OF ISTANBUL WILL BE DOWNED SOON
https://twitter.com/MhmtSlmz/status/754786777748176896
>>81496208
first for nothing
>>81496280
2nd for nothing
>>81496208
second for nothing
third for WW3
4th for something
5th for OP is a faggot
>>81496208
Hans, I swear to god if this is a ruse, I'll fuck your mum and daughters long dick style.
>>81496208
It's over.
Go to sleep, angela!
>>81496208
5th for vodka
>>81496520
A turk also made a thread saying he heard helicopters in Ankara
Might be legit
>yfw iPhone Erdogan strikes it down again
>>81496208
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
>>81496606
I love the little roach sized microphone.
>>81496604
maybe they just want to flee to greece.
Dont know.
Every military man would be smart to get rid of erdogan before he gets purged.
Erdogan went full-Stalin proving the putschists to be right all along.
Nothing will happen.
>>81496208
Your a fucking Turkroach
>>81496208
Life is ridiculous.
Good luck, roaches
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81496208
Its the End of Days, lads.
>>81496554
Comfy as fuck.
op is a fag
>>81496208
Now ti begins, Kek will it, it must be done!
Erdogan is fucked if he has people constantly trying to kill him with Helicopters. If people want him dead that badly, then they're gonna win.
WWIII roll
This is only going to strengthen Erdogan.
>2nd coup fails
>Purges army and government even harder
>reintroduces hanging
>Hangs literally EVERYONE he thinks is against him
>Looks like a hero
>"Allahu Akbars" heard in streets for weeks to come
>national holiday created
>"The Day the people united against the anti-democratic military"
>>81496208
long live urkish media
>>81496606
>that fucking roach size mic
Everytime
If these tank operaters are smart they will remember what happened to the ones who surrendered yesterday.
No one is reporting on this.
It's nothing.
Nice Parlor Trick by Erdogan. First Show was not enough it seems?
Nice coup Ahmed, why don't you bring it to the white house?
BREAKING: Turkish media @Haberturk report unidentified helicopters flying over #Istanbul in Turkey.
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754792320923557889
>>81497392
These rogue assassins probably give way less of a shit about the populace. The soldiers from the first coup didn't even know it was coup until later
guess murica don give up so easy, no?
we fkd. All of us.
>>81497401
It's only just starting - give it 10 mins.
>US stages first coup
>fails
>US stages second coup
>fail again
>US finally just invades themselves and stops caring whether it's a secret or not
>>81496333
wasted trips :(
>>81496208
>Civilians in area trying to block the road
Fucking mudslimes they don't deserve to be helped. They clearly like that cuck called erdogan
>>81496208
wow it's nothing
>>81497401
sweden is nothing
>>81497645
>US stages coup
But Obama is heavily pro-Erdogan.
PLS JUST KILL ERDOGAN
>>81497481
Could be back-pedalling to avoid the rope.
oh wow it's fucking...
HAPPENING
>>81496913
Legitimately starting to believe this.
This is bullshit. The only real coup failed yesterday guys. Get over it
>>81496208
Coup number two, electric boogaloo
Turkish Coup 2: Electric Boogallahu
>>81497879
Why can't we have 2 coups?
>>81497966
>>81497976
Mememind
>>81497753
Obama also says he's fighting ISIS, so...
Oh more? I am still full from the last sacrifice.
>>81497976
Lmao
>>81497979
I don't think this is legit. No one is reporting this, just some twitter guys
Turkish Airlines says all flights to and from US, July 17-18, canceled
>>81498276
>son dakika
>read this SOON DAKKA
A GIANT LIZARD IS ATTACKING ISTANBUL
>>81498585
GODJIRA ?
>>81497879
>>81497979
Both COUPs are fakes. Nothing more than a parlor trick.
See: >>81497409
>>81498585
Source?
>>81498469
For fuck sake Japan!! Stop eating whales.
> if this is a second coup, can I get a free set of steak knives.
>>81498469
>Will be downed soon
Why does the civilian population try so hard to defend Erdogan? Everybody though he sucked until tanks started rolling around.
>>81498663
if i'd post it on Twitter it would be totally believable
>>81498585
mothrainfrontofrussianflagaskingforproofs.jpg
>>81496604
>heard helicopters in a major metropolitan city
I know they don't have helicopters in Gypsyland but please, have some common sense
I'm not really seeing anything on Twitter aside from this Mehmet guy and Conflict News talking about helicopters.
Mehmet just posted that there is a helicopter outside of his house.
>>81496554
wish i could find a woman like that to marry
>>81496913
>Stop the boat!
>>81498370
It's so infuriating when people use the stupid dog face..... I don't know why, it just is.
as if erdogan won't retreat into his fortified hidden bunker at the first hint of a new coup. coup will only succeed if he gets domed by a aide
>>81498491
WAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH
>>81496554
Shlomo, cool angle, you could do with more facetime of the dude.
Is it pro coup stealing some helicopters or is it pro-EddyG using helicopters to kill some resistance?
Step 1: arrest (or kill) the leader
Step 2: take control of the media
Step 3: turn off the internet
Until these things are happening there is no legitimate possibility of a successful coup.
>>81498687
>>81499316
supposedly pro coup, but too early to tell
Hopefully the next wave of coup soldiers isn't dumb enough to try and spare civilian lives. Kill anybody who violates curfew or rushes your lines
There will not be a second coup. It's literally just left-over coup plotters trying to escape Turkey, they will get shot down once they are out of a civilian area.
>>81498585
>>81498663
It's just a normal-size lizard, anon.
Comon baby I always bet on the gud guyz.
THERE WAS A POST EARLIER TODAY THAT GOT SAYING THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER COUP ATTEMPT TODAY AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING.
ANYONE GOT THE SCREENCAP?
>>81499434
Kek
>>81496280
>>81496333
Thank you both, hope Turkey heeds your prediction and advice and waits at least one day before they kick it up an notch again. Would be nice with one whole night with good sleep.
Fucking Turks, I need more happenings
Come on kek make something happen, i'm bored.
No happening.
how legit is this?
>>81497753
No one is pro anything expect for themselves
>>81500033
It shall be so
PRAISE KEK
SKYKING ON WEBSDR
IT'S HAPPENING
Hell yeah, hope Erdogan gets fucked.
>be turkish president
>order a military excercise to block a few roads
>wait until some poor new recruits have been whipped out of bed and brought in position
>have the fake news of a coup spread
>enjoy the mob killing for the sultan
>blame military
>military gets mad
>starts real coup
well i can dream, can't i?
>>81500064
Not at all. Why would they start a coup at night?
>>81500059
It isn't like they are going to confirm this info, use your brain fucking nigger.
>>81496208
Fuck off you disgusting roach.
>>81499963
ALSO THAT POST GOT TRIPS
PRAISE KEK
>>81500059
I told you.
>>81496208
KEK PREDICTED THIS. PRAISE KEK.
>>81500281
The 60 and 81 coups were all done past midnight, unlike this which was at 2100.
They do it when everyone is asleep, arrest leaders, shutdown comms. Then make statement and parade military.
erdogay dies tonight
>>81500629
Böhmermann please
FFS, THERES 14 MILLION ROACHES in ISTANBUL.
can one put their head out of the fucking window, and confirm:-
>(a) YES, I see/hear Helicopters
>(b) THE FUCKERS ARE SHOOTING AT ME, OH S..
>(c) NO, its all BS.
thank you in advance for your co-operation.
>>81500629
Yes, he will
>>81500750
Merkel please
>>81500629
Praise kek
>>81500629
rol for kek
>>81500059
>14:52 pm
K..
WW3 now. Kek wills it.
>>81500033
Not sure if your trip-dub beats trip (2nd) but if happening occurs please make a nice audio visual summary so I quickly can get up to speed and observe the end game tomorrow with full knowledge of what is going on.
>>81500821
Yes I hear thems.
>>81500821
>>(b) THE FUCKERS ARE SHOOTING AT ME, OH S..
>yfw this happened so many times there is no one to confirm anything.
>>81500821
I agree. Throw us a bone, Turks.
>>81501088
Praise KeK (dbuh)
>>81501139
we all do
>driving tanks out of a barrack in Kartal, Istanbul
>Civilians in area trying to block the road
oh boy here we go again
PRAISE KEK!
>>81500821
Nothing is happening other than pro-erdogan mudslimes celebrating in the streets.
no helicopters or anything, no gunfire.
go on facebook slash livemap if you dont believe me
>>81501267
Source
ALL STATIONS ALL STATIONS
THIS IS MENTHOL
WEBSDR IS TALKING
8992
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
>>81500629
edrogan dies and milions of turk "refugees" invade germany
Really starting to look like nothing here.
>>81501139
>39
Looks like kek aint real
>>81500821
Somebody turned the kitchen light on. They're all hiding under the fridge.
>>81501225
fuck I better report my dubs to the police for being antisemitic
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
>>81501267
PLOW THROUGH THE CROWD!!!!
>>81501324
https://twitter.com/MhmtSlmz/status/754639768848334848
in name of kek and dubles, edrogan make alliance with ISIS
LET THE AIRSTRIKE BEGIN!
this coup means nothing without live video
we need a brave based secular turkroach to ride with the military and document it live
>>81500629
I'm going to sleep. The first thing i want to see tomorrow is his fucking head on a stick. Praise kek
All the turks are blaming kerry
I'm not hearing anything other than pro-Erdoğan protestors. Heard some gunfire about half an hour ago. Avcılar here.
138th for willybums
>>81496333
Kek confirms, nothing's happening
NOTHING HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/MhmtSlmz/status/754798750976049152
THIS IS MENTHOL OUT
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
One last try
Dubs says that Turkey is secular by the end of the year
Shit really, I was joking with my wife it would be funny if there was another coup tonight.
>>81501404
Just means Kek doesn't want WW3 right now... yet
>>81501706
encrypted messages, so no one fucking knows
>>81501706
Needs more ciggies
nothing is happening bellends, that journalist a spastic. look at hit past tweets. look at all the livestreams, nothing in sight.
>>81501404
Kek speeks of 1939. We are on the eve of war.
Kill erdogan, go go go copters of justice!
>>81501801
oh you
>>81501605
wish granted
>>81501416
It's already to late Jürgen, way too late.
Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
>>81501888
HOLY SHIT
>>81501888
KEK
>>81501888
Praise kek
>>81496208
Will they kill people or surrender again while doing nothing?
>>81501888
I guess it's time to turn on CNN.
>>81498276
Like 30 helicopters are missing over there from the first coup
>>81500821
>FFS, THERES 14 MILLION ROACHES in ISTANBUL.
More like 4 million Muslim Greeks
+ 10 million religious retards from the East & Kurds
>>81501888
WITNESS HIS GREATNESS
>>81501320
This. There is periscope feed in kartal. Didn't sound like a coup.
>>81501888
Nice git
TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
>TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
>TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
>>81501888
Praise the Lord of Chaos! All hail the Lord of Change!
Is Turk newsfu okay?
>>81501995
VAI A LETTO! ORA! Altrimenti, se rimani sveglio tutta la notte, il desiderio non si avvera.
Sleep tight, prophet of Lord Kek
>>81502092
40+ coup helicopters and 6+ F-16 fighters, and an untold number of additional forces possibly including an aerial refueling tanker, are still missing. In the last hours, the government controlled military bases prepared extensive defenses and fortifications against a ground attack.
Questions: Why the defenses built today if the coup was over yesterday? Where are the helos and planes and missing personnel?
>>81496208
Shit will get real tonight
>>81502158
Regardless, the reports of unknown helicopters flying over Istanbul or to erdogans residence may have credence
>>81496208
169th for nothing
>>81501888
If we meme hard enough it might really happen.
>>81502306
Going to need a source for everything you said
THE HELICOPTERS WERE SEEN 2 HOURS AGO.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING FAGS
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
>>81501888
Kek god wills it.
>>81501942
Might as well go rebuild the KZs tomorrow. Don't try to stop me. I am already beyond saving
Heil Högge im Siegerkranz !
We already had our now daily happening, after all.
GUNFIRES
GUNFIRES from Ankara
Trying to confirm
>>81501888
WITNESSED
>>81502598
Prove it.
>>81502598
Shut the fuck up nigger
>>81502254
who gives a fuck about this bleached shitskin? Purge the motherfuckers.
>>81502598
TAKE VIDEO YOU LAZY BASTARD
>>81502598
Have you heard any nukes reloading?
>>81498585
reroll for the giant lizard. kek be praised
>>81502598
My digits make this statement correct
>>81502092
>>81502306
"Missing"
>No IFF
>No radar
>Can park it behind someone's shed
How the fuck can an F-16 be fucking "missing"?
>>81496208
Not confirmed to be an actual attempt unless Turkish internet and media goes dark.
There's no way a serious coup attempt would be stupid enough to allow Papa Roach to make a second Facetime address.
>>81502779
No natos anti nuke devices shut down the atoms
>>81502598
With utmost speed!
>>81501888
8 is the most powerful number, remember kids.
>>81498585
KURDZILLA ATTACKING ISTANBUL
>>81502488
people who save and actually repost thumbnails should be rounded up an gassed
>>81496208
KEK IS'NT THROUGH WITH YOU YET
Turkeys coup will fail and it will become another Islamic state against the white man.
Our lost of allies grows thin
Coups are in the middle of the night or very early in the morning.
Not on prime time while all the country watches.
The coup was either a false flag or the plotters were complete retards.
>>81502779
Atoms have been shut down
Erdoğan impaled through arsehole by unicorn.
>>81502306
confirmed BS
All Air assets accounted for, 2 blackhawks returned from greece.
>>81503328
science has gone too far
>>81498585
R-ROACHZILLA
>>81503082
Turkey hasn't been our ally since Erdogan became President. He's actively working against NATO interests.
>>81503060
KEK PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE MEME MAGIC
>>81503328
He is right though. You can turn off Neutrons. Neutron bombs are way more dangerous,too.
A famous German professor (Axel Stoll) was able to do that,too, with homemade devices but he was assassinated by the government 2 years ago
>>81501331
>>81501331
>MENTHOL
Menthol sooths an irritation.
US is coordinating the air support on the coup now. You are listening to it.
Nothing is happening, it's only some sovereign soldiers resisting arrest.
>>81502881
Turkey big
It is happening. There are 2 tanks on the street and I can see/hear some helicopters.
It was nice to know you. Internet connection is shitty so I don't know if I can tell you anything else after this.
>>81496208
>Civilians in area trying to block the road
Just fucking run over that filth, if you surrender they will just kill you anyway
>>81503726
Pics or it didn't happen
>>81503726
He's already dead guys. RIP
>>81503726
aren't the tanks now controlled by the pro-erdogan police anyway?
>>81503507
>those flight paths
>0 0
post ending in 00 will predict the happening
>>81503726
>1 post by this ID
>>81503726
PICS
>>81503726
Breh, simple advice. Take a pic. As a /pol/lack it's your one duty if something happens in your immediate area. You helps us all greatly with it, now you are just a sourceles troll.
>>81503726
Is it really?
>>81497753
>implying the CIA and Joint Chiefs still listen to Obama
Anyone with ties to the Intel Community is done with the Democrat party after the shit Hillary got away with. While everyone was focused on the impact of the email scandal on electoral politics, no one paid attention to how it would impact the actual functioning of the government. The Intel Community isn't coordinating with the civilian government to any significant degree anymore.
>>81503726
Fucking 70 IQ roach, fuck off with the disinfo
>>81503726
So many vpn people... Trolling us.
>>81503726
stay inside and you probably won't die
>>81503827
There will be no happening
Who /comfy/ here ?
>>81502254
this is the last time we will see this qt without burqa
>>81503827
It already happened
First for neue kurdistan
>>81503819
Police can't drive tanks dummy
>>81503726
If you are trolling, I hope your kebab shack gets bombed in the next real coup.
>>81500821
All Turks are dead. They won't be responding, move on.
Two civ tweets say that there are helis but its not flooding or some shit
I'm pretty sure I heard 3 consecutive gunshot >>81503726
>>81503726
Where are you?
I have also seen a tweet about İstanbul being active.
>>81503726
Fucking roach
>>81503908
HE WILL DIE ANYWAY
You feel it too don't you?
FFS if you're going to try a coup kill the president first dipshits.
>>81503827
Sure why not
>>81496720
Hahahaha. And I thought I was the only one.
>>81504111
what did he mean by this?
>>81504059
WE GOT RARES STEP UP, STEP UP, GET YOUR RARES!
>>81504059
I feel something in the air, its gonna be yuge
>>81503888
the chinese food number is right.
>>81504069
That's how you know it's not real.
It really is happening, tanks started firing on pro-erdogan supporters now.
Singles confirm nothing is happening
>>81502254
she is okay. also she is an secular white turk.
This time it's happening guys. I've seen 3 more tanks rolling in.
>>81501888
has meme magic gone too far?
>>81503726
liar
Roaches pls
Keep us informed
First for armageddon
>>81504247
a* typo.
>>81504177
KEKS WILL IS STILL UNKNOW
>>81501888
WIT
NESSED
>>81504240
>>81504247
>>81504252
>1 post by this id
>implying we're not raided by Reddit proxies
One of you fucking roaches needs to take pics or else this thread's going to 404.
>>81496208
2016 IS THE BEST HAPPENING YEAR EVER.
IT'S REALLY HERE
THE TIME HAS COME
THE HAPPENINGS ARE FINALLY HAPPENING AND THE PROPHECIES ARE TRUE
PRAISE KEK
>>81496208
KEK IS UNSTOPPABLE.
>>81497832
>thinking our greatest ally would let anything happen that would interfere with their shekel making capabilities.
Two helis confirmed in Istanbul.
>>81504252
Not happening until social media and phone service gets cut at a bare minimum.
Otherwise, it's just part 2 of Sultan Erdogan's false flag.
>>81504322
SECOND TO IT
>>81504252
source? fucking liar.
Guys what would happen if a second coup was actually real? Do they still have enough military power to anaűvbnkxnbxnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnxfnxdinbxxxxxxx444444444
>>81503787
This. If you lose they'll kill you. If you get captured you'll be lynched. If you have a fucking tank and don't want to use it on the people you are trying to oust...then wtf does a person have to lose? Mowing down muzzie protestors through the song "rock you like a hurricane" is a rare joy.
>>81503857
I have been trying to upload it to no success. I believe they are trying to cut internet entirely
>>81498585
Thanks, asshole. I'm giving my friend live updates on the Turkey happening and I just told him a giant lizard is attacking and now he thinks the whole thing is fake and I'm an over excitable retard.
Thanks, krautnigger.
>>81501888
By the will of KEK.
>>81503726
PICTURES, MEHMET
PICTURES.
Police is firing back at soldiers with captured IFVs.
>>81504252
Proof or it aint happening. Take pictures. And yes if this is legit I do expect you to go out there take pictures and possibly become a hero. Do it.
Post your theme for the happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3WL7Cp4i0
>>81503827
Anthrax attacks, isreal is exposed for it
>>81503827
Civil war for a week
Coup wins
Putin leaks documents about USA (Obama/CIA/Soros/Clinton Foundation) helping Gülen
Putin laughs
Assad laughs
USA tries to bullshit its way to WW3 by blaming Russia
No one believes it, even though it is echoed by Merkel, Hollande and such
USA eternally owned
>>81504247
What's her callsign?
We're being raided by reddit proxies
Second coup NOW
>>81504455
No, not Mr.Roach
Nice dubs,lad
>>81498491
WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE TANKS DOWN THE STREET
Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤h
>>81504362
There is no tanks. I'm in İstanbul now.
>>81504484
You guys gonna start something soon again? Maybe invade Lybia?
>>81504566
roacherella
>>81503827
World war 3 friends
>>81501888
I swear I am going to convert to Kekianism if this shit happens. The meme magic is getting too real.
Is our meme magic and our lord kek divine or arcane?
Or maybe we are like Orks, if we believe in something hard enough it will happen.
>>81504621
Fuck off you dumb braindead american idiot. We don't need you.
I live in Ankara and nothing is happening-saddeningly. This was a bait of nice quality tho.
>>81504652
p i c s.
>>81504524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
>>81504621
PICS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772169
this shit better not be fake
>mfw Turkey is going to be Syried
http://sputniknews.com/news/20160717/1043162524/helicopters-turkey-coup-erdogan-weapons.html
42 helicopters missing at the same airbase that had power cut to it. I'm not sure how a helicopter can even go missing, like where would you turk bros hide one? Not to mention the gps tracking and what not.
>>81504716
We need to write Kekianism bible.
If it's still Gulen's forces then I don't give a shit. They're literally retarded.
Worst. Coup. Ever.
I'M IN ANKARA AND I JUST SAW A BATTLESHIP ROLL THROUGH MY STREET
THERE'S A TANK FLYING OVER PARLIAMENT RIGHT NOW
OHHH SHIT BOYS THIS IS IT
>>81502881
I don't think you realize how big Turkey is
>>81504504
Turkey is going to descend into a full blown civil war within the week. Syria #2 here we come.
>>81504716
Probably the second one
VIVA SECULARISM
VIVA TRUTH
VIVA FREEDOM FROM TYRANY
FUCK ERDOFUCKER
FUCK ISLAMISTS
VIVA TURKEY
Tomorrow night will be the night
world shall know fire
hallelu kek
>>81504652
Which part? I've seen at least 3 tanks and I am having problems with internet. Don't know if this will go through or not
>>81500587
Yep and that is why this was obviously staged.
>no media blackout
>not doing it paast midnight
>jets are flying yet not shooting erdogan's plane down
>people are climbing on the tanks despite supposedly the army announced that there is a curfew protocol in progress
>low rank soldiers are completely clueless about what is going on they dont know why they were assigned to those places and surrendered right after without giving a fight
>>81496208
My sources confirm this
What's going on?
>t*rks in charge of providing intel
>>81504716
I will devonte my life to him
pls someone pics i need this 2 b real
>>81504863
I think you may have overdosed on freedom.
>>81504984
nothing.
>>81504755
WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR DUBS;
We're just gonna meme a new coup! With hookers, and blackjack.
>>81496208
Nothing is happening.
It was all Erdogan's doing. This is just the encore of a staged coup.
>>81504982
p r o o f
THE FUCKING KURDS ARE UPRISING
>>81504842
>42 helicopters missing at the same airbase that had power cut to it
Wasn't this an American base?
Holy fuck.
/pol/, your favorite source of disinfo and shitposting.
>inb4 military planes movement on flightradar
>>81504824
I really hope so. All the filthy Turks would finally shut up now.
>hurr durr kurds having no land
>>81504863
I'm on the Moon right now.
>>81504566
Tijen Karaş.
Tanks just shot an ambulance aswell.
>>81504842
Secret American Stargate Technology Confirmed!
>>81504863
I think you are lying.
>>81496208
Holy shit the get was correct.
>>81504621
>1 post
>doesn't write like a roach
>No pics
Go out be a hero if you're legit, take pictures if you manage to crawl back inside after being shot and send them to us.
IS IT HAPPENING?
>>81504755
FUCK, I WAS WRONG. SHITS GOING DOWN IN ANKARA, CIVILIANS TRYING TO PROTEST MILITARY GOT UNDER FIRE
THE ACCOUNT THAT TWEETED THIS IS A RELIANLE SOURFE
SAUCE:
https://twitter.com/sercan_zorbozan/status/754806596522405913
>>81504863
Oh shit,hope you are alright,you know that your white cis male privilage can save you ?
>>81505078
base was also used by turkish military don't get too excited
>>81504928
>low rank soldiers are completely clueless
I feel bad for those guys..
Did they actually get beat to death and beheaded as some report?
Two girls, one coup?
Two coups no girls?
>>81505211
only unconfirmed reports so far
Are they going to drop a bunker buster bomb on erdogen this time round?
>>81505075
yes, for about 500 years now
>>81505117
Ah come on, we're all just hoping for the best. The best being the most entertaining thing. I definitely want some proof before I start believing anything, it's too soon for a second coup. If it comes I'd expect it in a few weeks down the line rather than right now.
>>81505078
what if they stored some of US nukes on those helicopters?
>>81505225
>>81505225
IDS STILL HABEBINS!!!!!!!!!
we needs u to b our roach on tha ground :DDDD
please download perascope and become a /pol/ legund!! :DD
>>81504524
Based Peter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0
>>81505277
aren't all those guys the same?
Shout Hooraaahh and run down the hill...
>>81505158
>loo
Nice try India
>>81504842
>"It is as though this rogue will try more things. Can they succeed? No! But will they try?" said the reporter.
holy shit. what a crap article.
>>81505284
okay that was a good one leaf.
>>81505391
Erdogen made it a case of coup or die. So coup now is unsuprising.
HOLY SHIT GUYS
IM IN ULAANBAATAR RIGHT NOW AND THERE ARE SATURN V ROCKETS ROLLING THROUGH THE STREETS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I'LL POST PIC-*death sound*
>>81505412
if digits it is keks will
>>81505152
Thank you; I'm on my way to get her out b4 the flashes start.
>>81505225
Kaynak?
>>81505479
Apparently Turkish media has no qualms about being conspicuously biased.
Then again, most American media doesn't either
>>81505321
kek
IT'S HAPPENING
https://mobile.twitter.com/nighttides/status/754807167111335936
>>81505579
If meme diggits Kek wills it
Many civilians are dead after tank fire. Pictures coming soon.
Ankara is having a mass rally in support of the government, it's not happening tonight guys.
>>81505527
It's 9 minutes old, faggot
>>81505608
http://www.haberturk.com/gundem/haber/1268097-akom-onundeki-protestoya-katilmaya-gidenlere-ates-acildi
>>81505527
it says it was posted the 18th
it could be photoshopped though
>>81505711
Is this legit?
>>81505608
Her yerde var, Haberturke falan bak.
>>81505709
I suppose it is not his will, so be it.
>>81503827
>>81505500
COUP NOW CONFIRMED "UNSURPRISING"
>>81502598
I know a Canadian girl who's visiting family in Ankara... Shitty timing
>>81505637
HABBENING
>>81505500
Sure but any new coup would need to organize and bring in people to go after him. There's also too many wild cards, how are various other groups going to react.
It seems way too soon, more like the time where everyone would lie low and pretend to be a good Erdogan supporter than come back with a vengeance in a few weeks or months when Erdogan has calmed down and the actions his supporters are carrying out have brought enough people into the fold so they'll support a second attempt.
>>81505527
>Its an old tweet you dumbass
>18 jul 16 1:34 am
>in other words 11 minutes ago in roach time
didn't expect you to be this fucking retarded Sven.
>>81505657
Well that's what happens if you're an idiot and trusts muzzies...
>>81505561
> *death sound*
What did he mean by this, /pol/?
happening in london right now
pro-gulenist coup plotters are attacking mi6 hq RIGHT NOW
maggie v2 is on the flight to speak with erdogan to stop the coup
>>81505808
Turks are the next biggest shitposters after Strayans and Leafs. what do you think?
>>81505808
as real as the holocaust.
>>81505906
flatline or dead silence
>>81505183
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81505808
I can't find any pic about that. let's wait.
Jets are up
I REPEAT
Jets are up
>>81505906
I think I know! What he ment was tha-*death sound*
>>81505990
Perhaps he does will it but none are to see
?
HOLY SHIT GUYS
IM IN WARSAW RIGHT NOW AND THERE ARE HITLERS ROLLING THROUGH THE STREETS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I'LL POST PIC
>>81503827
Turkey will leave NATO
CAN PROXY FAGS PLEASE STOP SHITPOSTING
>>81506060
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
OH SHIT
#WOAH
IT'S GOING DOWN NOW BOYS
>>81506083
You're fucking kidding
>>81501888
top kek
>>81506148
NATO will leave Turkey
>>81506060
2 day old pic
>>81506060
Nice shitpost
>>81506060
>image search doesn't exist
Nice try Ahmed
>>81506060
1/10
>>81506164
HOW DO I PROVE IM FROM ANKARA
>>81506060
pretty sure i saw this yesterday ...
>>81506060
i believe the term we use is: it's habbening
>>81506164
way to ruin the fun achmed
>>81506134
KEEP ME POSTED THX
>>81506134
Hitler(s)? Is Europe finally saved?
>>81506253
post pics roach
>>81506253
Just take a fucking photo of the outside with timestamp you fucking roach.
>>81506253
BY TAKING A PIC YOU FUCKING ROACH
Very nice Bait, thread
>>81506253
Take a picture of your antenna
Turkey will fall this year
>>81505582
yeah take her with you. at least she could survive from all these habbenings. good luck bro.
>no fun allowed - the thread
>>81506253
take short videos with your phone and upload them to some websites or use periscope
>>81506253
periscope
yemleyin gavadları :^)
>>81506247
TANKS IN 30
kek please let turkey burn tonight
>>81505842
I'm so sorry for anybody in my country
>>81506209
Not coupjobbers. Erdogan's jets are up.
>>81506247
>>81501888
I could of prevented this.. praise kek
>>81506253
Post a pic of you with Huseyin Kagit.
>>81506253
put shoe on head and post a pic
>>81506247
That pic is 2 days old. I know because I've saved it.
>>81506060
>cool shitpost, ahmed, Would you like to bring it to the White House?
>pic related
>>81505906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw
>>81506247
it's from istanbul as I can see.
new bread?
>>81506414
Balıklara yemek atmayı başlattım, bakalım nolacak. Çok korkuyorum acaba ikinci darbe ne olacak? Çevirenlere gelsin önceki cümle.
>>81506567
drive safe, pupper
>>81505937
underrated
It's your own fault. You want it to be true, but deep inside, you know that the coup failed and the roaches are trolling.
OH SHIT EMU DEATH SQUADS
They're coming
>>81505906
This?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_rattle
Sounds like this if you want to creep yourself out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUTetN45Hp4
>>81506253
post your dick
>>81505871
All you need is the proper psyche within the population of solders. We will find out soon enough.
Study the Chinese revolution and you'll see that it only takes a minority of highly motivated people to conquer a country of hundreds of millions.
>>81506514
Kek, guldurdun ibne.
>>81506366
>>81506376
>>81506378
Why, to make 4chin find my home location? Nothing worth is happening, but eh, I can take a photo of my TV channel list?
>>81506525
>shoeonhead
we both know where that leads to
Very nice bait thread if something would actualy happen it could be only tonight before Erdogan removes every secularist from power no guys Turkey is lost to Islamists
FUCK I WANT TO SLEEP BUT I DON'T WANT TO MISS HAPPENINGS
>>81506648
1-2 yıllık doğudan askerlerin falan kullandıkları tank fotoğraflarına bakmak lazım.
HOLY SHIT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING LADS
THIS IS ANKARA RIGHT NOW
>>81505657
>there's an unarmed crowd coming, what should we do sir, they aren't reacting to warning shots
>fuck it I don't know, I don't want to massacre my own countrymen, stand down
>their countrymen who they refused to just gun down then beat them and kill them
Roaches gonna roach.
>>81506816
I'mve been in the same situation for 2 days now. I need rest but I can't
>>81506768
Do you think we are retarded?
>>81506779
>mfw I didn't know she was a coalburner
>>81506414
Lol tamam komutanım:DD
>>81506648
>They took the bait :D :D
now they didn't, now gtfo
>>81506679
Pretty much and it's too early for anyone else to already be ready to stage a coup. Takes more time for them to get into position, especially with Erdogan sperging out right now.
>>81506461
Is Ankara still in conflict? Or is it back under gov't control? I think she's out in a suburb of Ankara. Hopefully that's safe
>>81506933
Yes. Why? I can post some Turkish books etc if thats what you wish?
Do you stupid roaches think we can't use google translate?
>>81506946
it's redpill here on /pol. All day, every day
>>81506859
but it's night time
LEAKED PIC OF RUSSIAN TANK IN ANKARA
>LEAKED PIC OF RUSSIAN TANK IN ANKARA
>>81506904
Too many happenings.
I just can't keep up with them.
A happening can happen any minute now, why has my life ended up like this? I live to witness happenings.
BARRELBOMBS FULL OF RAID IN 30 MINUTES
>>81507054
me 2.
This is the commander of the 2nd coup attempt.
>>81507054
just send a pic of one of your anntennae
Well this has been fun, night and praise kek.
nothing is happening guys. but the helicopter are missing. this is the only thing happened today.
How did the last one end?
Did the military really surrender to the fucking police and unarmed civilians?
>>81507107
COUP PLOTTERS CONFIRMED TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL SUN TO AID THEM. THE MADMEN.
https://twitter.com/sercan_zorbozan/status/754811715213201408
>>81507029
No happening yet. Just jets(government sided) are up for "security."
Also apparently Erdoğan will attend the gathering at the Kızılay(Ankara central)
>>81497645
When will US invade Syria and novorusia?
>>81507510
perfect for an assassination.
>>81497067
Give us war, so our children may never need fight it.
>>81507620
kek wills it
>>81507644
KEKS WILL
The results are in.
Tfw the biggest happening isnt happening. The turkish coup attempt was the moment i felt most alive.
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