Are people finally starting to wake up to the virtual cuck jew degeneracy??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
But... the comments:
>That is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen.
>Grown men chasing pixels, fucking degenerate neckbeards
>This is officially the end of the human race.
>how easy to manipulate people... Don't mind about the racial tensions, unemployment, drug addiction .... catch Pokemon.
>This world is fucked up and full of retards. Amen.
>Lol dumb fat americans being led around on a leash like they always have chase that carrot, goyim! chase it!
>I am ashamed of being a part of human race. this could be a trial run for the future, gather them all at one place och just blow them all up
Is there hope?
>>81493837
Sounds like your butthurt that its still not out in your shithole country
>>81494012
What's wrong, think you're "socializing" as you stare entranced by your phone?
>>81494176
I wish it wasn't.
>these people get to chose who gets a nuclear briefcase
>>81493837
people bitching about the fun app of the month
it'll pass when Niantic never actually updates the game with anything good or after the gyms become over saturated to the point they're impossible to conquer
>>81494290
Oh no! a game that forces people to take walks, and go to different places OY VEY, OH THE HUMANITY
Common bro get a fucking grip
>>81494482
....what
>>81494290
Aw shucks, fat people moving around and socializing with other socially awkward individuals. That's so awful!
Look at what we're doing right now. Please, think this whole thing through.
the only bad thing that could possibly happen is some islamist nutcase will set up a lure to get people around and then allahu all over them
>>81493837
Have you noticed that all the anti-GO posts are from countries that don't have it yet?
>>81494670
This is literally all I hear when people try to justify catching the same 3D model 40 times and walking to a local Pentecostal church to battle other idiots
>b-but...we're actually going outside!
>it's socializing! staring into a phone and seeing other avatars is as good as being a total social butterfly
Literally all I hear. If it takes a fucking pay-to-win phone app to get you to go outside and see other people, maybe you have bigger problems than fighting for Team Valor.
>>81495104
Kebab remover is saying that Americans vote for the president, who controls the nuclear football.
>Jew degeneracy
>Japanese game franchise
You fucking retard
>>81495391
You're a fucking failure of a human being if you're not willing to grind for a reward
>>81494290
>think you're "socializing" as you stare entranced by your phone?
At what point do people need to stare at it? At best people mostly just check it every so often until they come across what they're looking for while riding a bike or walking around.
And yeah, I am socializing. I met a few other people at my local park (which I would never go to otherwise) and we had a few friendly exchanges, with a default conversation topic that all of us were generally knowledgeable on.
I don't know how long the game will last in normie popularity or if it's just FOTM, but with the direction it's going it promotes social activity, exploring your area, and overall forcing people to own up to their actions.
I really don't understand how you can find it to be a bad influence, but even from your perspective wouldn't it be even less productive to sit around complaining about the game in the first place?
>>81495391
It's also not pay to win either you fuckwit
>>81495390
http://www.releases.com/availability/pokemon-go
>>81495537
>reward
>>81495599
it will be
>>81495599
Can't you buy shit like candies which make your pokemans stronger tho? I haven't played it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vidMsubS3DE
>hating something this cute
>>81494485
They made like 70 million you think none of that will go into quality development?
>>81495104
That means America is doomed with this generation of citizens.
>>81495391
Thank you for the translation. Yes serbia, we do. You better be nice.
But i suppose it can't get worse over there.
>>81495537
>Playing video games
>Rewards
Uh, unless you're a professional dota 2 player, then no.
>>81493837
its all part of the plan...
>>81493837
Fatass.
>>81495977
>serbian
>usa is doomed
If you have a mirror, please look into it.
>>81493837
MKULTRA has worked
I enjoy walking for fun(like 10-12 km), before I used an app that was just tracking distance now I play the game instead.
>>81495870
You get them in game anyway, you pay if you're a lazy fuck who isn't willing to walk outside
>>81495770
When you play a sport, you put in months of effort in hope of winning the title. That's not an actual "reward" but it is to those playing
>>81495391
I don't see why you need to stare at your phone because it has a notifaction when pokemon pop up and you can clearly see where a pokestop or gym is based on the map.
>>81495952
They've already confirmed they're releasing content, gen 2 hits in november, battles and whatnot eventually
>>81496060
I play sport but am not in the NRL/A-League, the point stands you retard
>>81494176
It is m8, been enjoying it myself for the past few days.
>>81494485
You know you can just keep defeating the first pokemon in the gym multiple times and it'll still eventually go down right?
The hype around this app for retards made me realize that people in general have a single digit IQ.
>>81493837
>how easy to manipulate people... Don't mind about the racial tensions, unemployment, drug addiction .... catch Pokemon.
God forbid they don't spend every waking moment dwelling over the problems of the world and instead find some time to unwind in a hobby.
>>81496166
Just look at those zombified mature people acting like kids, stopping traffic for a fucking pixel. One guy even left his car on the street.
Doom.
>>81493837
>YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
I get it, it's a cute game where you walk around catching virtual pokemon, but this is literally some developer putting a pokemon in some location and everyone runs over there like he or she is on a leash. Pretty degenerate.
>>81494290
What's wrong, think you're "socializing" as you stare entranced by your screen?
Don't fucking act like you're any better when you probably spend hours shitposting on a taiwanese potato knitting board.
>>81496695
Yes, some people are stupid. There's no argument there.
>All those people
>Rushing over a fucking vapeoreon
I don't understand the mentality of this. This happened in a park where I live that was packed. Didn't hear which one the guy found because I was too busy talking with my friends, but the whole crowd at the park was moving in one direction. We kinda shrugged and decided to check it out. Wanna know what it was? It was a fucking raticate. We laughed and just went "Oh wow, it's not like I haven't evolved 50 of these yet." Everyone gave us weird angry looks when we started saying that.
>virtual cuck jew degeneracy
>cuck
>jew
>degeneracy
>somehow manages to work in all 3 major /pol/ hot-button words while describing a video game for children
I predict great success for this thread.
>>81496905
Apparently there are no eevees over there.
>omeeeegoddd so many other problems in the world
>how dare you enjoy life
2/10
It's hilarious how people defend this shit.
>people finally leave their house!!! isnt that great?? we only need a video game with lots of flashing numbers to get them out of their rooms!! looks like everyone is happy now :))) u just hate fun lol i bet u never played pokemon xDD
How immature.
They should instead be complaining about jews on a mongolian throat singing imageboard
>>81496747
You have fun 8 hours a day. Modern americans are too lazy to even cook their own meals they need 8 hours of spare time for tv and games
>pre pokemon go
>fucking neckbeards never leaving the house degenerates
>post pokemon go
>fucking neckbeards outside socialising and having fun
Get lost grandpa. You're posting on a fucking Taiwanese rug making forum on the weekend. Fuck off.
>>81493837
You could say that everyone is wasting their time by just using 4chan, any type of social media l, porn, etc. But the people complaining about pokemon go are the same people shitposting or wasting countless hours on YouTube. We could all do something productive but instead we choose to do something else
I was out with my friends on friday to watch them play this, I didn't have the game. Was there just to smoke weed
haven't gotten this much exercise in years, we actually walked nearly 20 kilometers
also very social experience
>>81495390
Anyone from any country can download GO and it works though.... I see people walking around playing it here
>>81496907
>>81495870
Apparently you can pay for shit that attracts pokemon to you so you don't even have to go outside.
>>81497109
I'm angry and vitriolic all the time like a fucking adult.
>>81493837
>a GAME where you DO THINGS and GO PLACES!?!? FOR FUN!???! enjoy being manipulated... fucking sheeple....
I don't get why /pol/ is so angry about this game.
Every day, so many threads about it. And there's so much real shit going on right now.
>>81497215
Le x Asian country obscure hobby meme
Fucking epic and not used only by faggot children
Stop enjoying things :( look at me instead :(
>>81497215
more like
>normies playing this game because it's on their mobile phone, so it's somehow cool
none of them have ever touched a pokemon game otherwise
>>81493837
Butthurt bitch. I bet you voted to keep Britain in the EU
>>81495390
indeed >>81497333
even I could play this POS.
>>81493837
Is it possible? Is it wrapping back around and normies aren't gonna muck up our vidya anymore?
>>81495870
You can't pay for candies. Only things you can buy is more pokeballs, just regular ones, incense which makes it to where you don't have to leave the house, egg incubators.
>>81493837
I started playing a while ago. Probably wont play anymore.
The fanbase is cancerous as fuck too. Not that I disagree with your points.
For example I capture someone's "gym" and 3 nu-male/females are waiting on the sideline recapturing it when it goes neutral. This cycle goes on for like 5 times and I keep beating them with my lapras. Eventually their pack leader gives up and says "We'll let you have it for a little bit".
Bitch, that shit was mine the first time.
Still though, probably won't play anymore.
>>81497636
Not an argument Mohammed.
>>81497431
You can collect those in the game naturally though, it's not pay2win is pay2avoidplayingthegame and it's not even remotely cost effective
>>81493837
All those comments are from /pol/
>>81497708
Incubators are the only thing that get's close to making it pay2win because egg hatching gives significant XP and strength of the pokemon you find is determined by player level
>>81497551
>Do things
But you don't...
>Go to places
People don't care about the places, people don't care about the real worls. They care about the GPS coordinate of a fucking pixel Pokemon.
I downloaded the game and played it for an hour. The most boring shit ever.
>>81493837
>went playing and drinking couple weeks ago
>some drunk bitch (she couldn't even stand on her own) going around saying she felt sorry for people playing this game
>we all laughed continued to have fun and went on to have an enjoyable night
caught a Fearow that topped my time for like a week that night, was pretty cool
>>81493837
>Is there hope?
There is Islam mashallah
>>81497927
Yea and even then you can just save up pidgeys and ratatas with a lucky egg and do the same thing by evolving them.
>>81493837
>literally call them out for being losers, twice now
>they just go back to staring at their screen and doing nothing
I suggest someone else just tries this, its hilarious. Just avoid the nig nogs.
>>81493837
>I'm so cool and edgy, I don't like popular things
>wow so mature, doesn't like pokemon
Why are you so mad bro? Nobody's gonna talk about this game another month from now anyway. Who cares if does? Do you get this mad when people start playing candy crush too?
>>81497781
No need to get so mad that you are so stupid, underage and unoriginal, you tedious fat fuck
I'm not disappointed about adult people playing games, I'm disappointed about adult people needing some mobile app in order to leave their comfort zones.
>>81494290
You're not socialising you're just being distracted by a stupid phone app.
>>81497994
>But you don't...
But you do. Just because you didn't go anywhere in the hour you played doesn't mean you don't do shit.
>People don't care about places
Nigga I've been to places I didn't even care about before this game. It's nice getting out to those places and meeting people.
Maybe you should have got out in the hour you played it instead of have the app on while shitposting on /pol/.
I mean....There's REAL animals out there. Go find and watch them...
>>81498286
At least they're doing it you fuck, what do you want from them? They aren't going outside without it so the game is a good thing. These people exist whether or not they are outside so at least be happy they're getting somewhat towards to moving out of the basement
>>81493837
While this is ridiculous, it's probably also the safest central park has been in decades.
>>81498456
I travelled around a 5km area. The most boring shit ever. I rather watch porcupines scratch their ears or virds digging worms from the ground. And I did. Couldn't care less for a pixel animation that represents nothing and does fuckall
>>81495391
Nobody ever said it was socializing, especially since you can't even see other players in the game. So, whoever's ass you pulled that information from was lying to you about it.
People have the right to do what they want with their own time and money, and you don't have any say in what they do with it.
It helps to grow up a little, you know? If you weren't bitching about everything, maybe then you'd find life more enjoyable
>>81498440
Not really.
>Be me
>go to local park
>tons of people
>pop a lure at a pokestop
>tons of people flock to it
>everyone talking, asking what teams everyone on
>talking to people about experiences and good places to hit up
>start talking about normal shit other than the app as well
>friend gets a date with a qt 3.14 later this week that they met by socializing.
>>81493837
Regular video games are fine. Video games that make you go outside? End of western civilization
>>81498717
People have the right to do anything they want and I have the right to condemn them for doing stupid shit
>>81497215
would rather the neckbeards stay inside. fatties are an eye sore.
>>81494670
To catch something that isnt there. It doesnt exist.
>>81498705
But that's like your opinion man.
In that 5km area, did you:
See other people playing?
if so:
Did you bother to strike up conversation with them?
Part of the fun of the game is playing with other people. Sucks you don't have any friends.
>>81493837
No, that's just (((Google's))) social data profile working, selecting comments that only YOU want to see.
The Matrix is coming anons. Don't be fooled by the comment section.
>>81498653
Paying the price of complete dehumanization for having a walk? Please.
Reality of real human beings requires no augmentation. The trash may hook on whatever drug they like.
nintenyearolds are so transparent in this thread
>willing to give your private data, including your location, to jews so that you can play a buggy mobile game
At least play the GB/DS games.
>>81493837
This is marginally better than being a massive basement-beta, yet no-one talks about that. Gee I wonder why, OP.
>>81493837
>People on the internet projecting their sad lives onto people doing something they enjoy.
What is persuading me to stop meeting new people and getting exercise?
>>81493837
>YouTube comment sections are a reflection of real life
You need to get out more shit stain
>>81499255
Because a bunch of bitter people on a cantonese cartoon image board are being contrarian and says it sucks.
>>81498863
I didn't mean you weren't allowed to say as such, but rather it's in bad taste.
If I have ten bucks and I went to buy a cookie (yes, haha fat american etc etc) from some shop, only for you to tell me to instead buy a banana, I would ignore you, as would likely anyone else.
What im getting at is that by telling people what to do, you're actively providing an incentive for them to do otherwise, be it just to spite you, or because they don't like that you're telling them what to do, etc.
Do you see what I mean?
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is.
>>81498936
>Did you see other people playing
Couple of kids far away
>Bother to strike a conversation?
No. Couldn't care less how they are doing.
I have friends and I don't need an arbitary GPS tracker to make friends.
The game itself is just bad. That'd my problem.
>>81498936
When you walk and see other people walking, do you bother to strike up a conversation with them?
>exercise, fresh air and socializing are degeneracy
>-/pol/ 2016
This is why no one takes you retards seriously
>>81498912
You're posting on a website that exists just as much as those pokemon do.
If it's a waste of time to play pokemon, then it's a waste of time to post on 4chan, since neither are any more 'real' than the other.
>>81497215
because they are still anti social and autistic but now they are putting on a facade of being normal
>Vaporeon stampede
Don't these clowns know you can just rename your Eevee 'Rainer' and it'll evolve into a Vaporeon? Same with Sparky and Pyro for the other 2 possibilities.
Fucking casuals.
>>81499409
If you say so.
>>81499454
>Couldn't care less how they are doing.
Then why are you here complaining about what other people are doing?
>The game itself is just bad
And again, your opinion. It sounds like you walked by yourself for 5km and didn't both asking your friends to come with you, or to hang out with anyone while doing it.
>>81493837
>getting angry at people being excited about a free app
Why don't people like other people having fun? Where's the harm? I'd probably join in too if I wasn't so overprotective about my phone (and my crappy data plan).
>>81499698
just like every ''normal alpha male'' roleplayer on /pol/
Face it if you're on 4chan you are not normal
>>81499643
>exercise, fresh air and socializing
I see none of that in the video, just a zombie horde.
I don't like it because it's a massively overrated "game" and normalfags can now pretend they're "such Pokémon nerds xD" now.
>>81499408
Yes and it's fucking stupid. I take advice whenever I can. If the advice is unfit or wrong, I won't follow it.
>Naw fuck you, Don't tell me what to do
is not exactly a very grown up way of handling things.
And it's not like I'm shitting on people I see playing the game.
I laugh and ask how is the chase going.
If it's fun to them go ahead. But I still will say that it's retarded.
>mfw pokemon gym in my village is in church
Fucking heretics
>>81499525
Yes I do. Is there a problem with that? Do you not socialize at all? It might not even turn into a conversation, just a fine "Hey, how are you?" exchange is fine.
>>81499732
i know youre joking because that was a proven hoax...but youre right that an evolved evee will always be stronger than one caught.
>>81493837
I guess Niantic learned from the huge, huge turnout of Twitch Plays Pokemon. Remember how many people in America and around the world had their eyes glued to a stream of Pokemon Red version for a couple weeks.
>>81499936
Hating something because it's popular makes you a hipster faggot. Just thought you'd like to know.
>>81499960
most gyms are in chruches and next to mostly religious monuments
>>81500009
>proven hoax...
Friend named his eevee Pyro and it turned into a flareon. I named my eevee Sparky and got a jolteon. Seems to be working for me.
>>81499960
Both gyms on my street are churches. The next closest ones are a firehouse and a church.
>>81499978
No, I'm not in the habit of bothering random strangers in the street.
It's only a matter of time before furries become a social norm.
>>81499670
At least you can spout out memes and trivial things on 4chan and argue with the other two-digit IQ anons on shit like a phone app and it's role over world domination.
>being this retarded to even reply
>>81499643
you can exercise, get fresh air, and socialize without pokemon go.
>>81500185
-tips fedora-
>>81498284
>saying something isn't an argument
>mad
That small Muslim brain of yours doesn't work very well.
>>81498725
oh this is awful, getting a gf by playing pokemon oh god let this society burn
>>81500270
But they wouldn't have any motivation too.
>>81493837
I'm about to head out into town and play Pokemon Go with my friends and probably meet some others playing it.
Autistic virgins like you that have no friends don't like getting exercise and socializing so you sit in your parents basements hating on normies having fun.
>>81500107
Hipsters fucking love Pokémon
>>81500252
Don't you realize that pokemon go is a time waster? What do you prefer they do instead?
Why do you even care in the first place?
>Muh everyting b ah konsperessee 4 werld domination
Uh-huh, sure pal
>>81499830
Why do you need the game to hang out with friends?
I don't understand.
I don't see the connection how friends make the boring shitfest of a game any better.
I have fun with friends regardless what we're doing.
Like for example, actual sports.
I mean the game serves as an Orienteering platform. But I don't need the game to do Orienteering.
>>81500476
Everyone loves pokemon.
Serious question: I am too old to have played Pokemon when I was a kid. But what I don't get is, it seems like kids were into it from like 9-13, even though the characters are like kiddie cartoons. I would have thought it was for five year olds. What's up with that, why do people like this?
Seems on par with Hello Kitty.
digimon > pokemon
>>81499255
>playing vidya indoors makes you a basement dwelling neckbeard pedophile
>playing vidya outside gets you branded a creep and a weirdo by misanthropic poser twats like Robyn Vinter
>not playing vidya makes you a shuddersome square or a backwards gay dinosaur
>>81493837
Nope do yourself a favor and end it all. People like you don't have what it takes to find your own hope
Jailbreak master race.
Pretty much a gameboy game being able to walk freely w/o actually going anywhere
>>81500476
This is what makes me not like it. It's gen wunners. If the fad doesn't die down, because most gen wunners are normie casuals hopping on any latest fad, then when gen 2 come sout, they will stop playing it.
>A sentret? What is that? xD gen 1 is so much better!
>>81493837
The fact that you see these people now through PokemonGO, doesn't make it worse than Candy Crush, Flappy Bird and co.
Massive amounts of people playing video games is nothing new you fucking hermit
>>81499670
Nononono
Im talking to PEOPLE on memechan. If i ran to a random spot in the city and started talking to nothing, you should be worried.
Just like if you run to a random spot IN REAL 4D TIME AND SPACE to catch something that isnt there, you need pills.
Let people have fun, you goddamn retards.
>>81499255
Looking in a mirror and shaming your fatass ought to be enough for you to meet new people and get exercise, not some childish fad of a game.
>>81500270
And?
>>81499875
are you kidding me, I'm more autistic than those sperglords but now they think they are normal it's hilarious
>>81500009
It's confirmed working, senpai. Used it on all 3 of my eevees to fill out the pokedex.
>>81493837
i-it's pretty fun
i still shitpost about muslims and niggers on here
>>81493837
>how easy to manipulate people... Don't mind about the racial tensions, unemployment, drug addiction .... catch Pokemon.
That's like saying "Nevermind my parents going through a divorce and my best friend's sister who just killed herself on a heroin overdose, go fucking catch Pokemon!"
Bad shit happens in life, the world isn't going to stop for you, or anyone. Fucking babies.
>>81500906
The game is pointless. The game is bad.
>>81493837
This game's bad. The fact that more than 1 person can catch a pokemon that gets dropped in an area totally removes all value from it
>>81500571
I don't need the game to hang out with friends. The game is obviously intended to be used when hanging out with friends or other people. It makes playing the game better. For instance we all went out to a park to play the game together. Went back to one of our houses. Let our phones charge while we went out to a bar for some drinks and food.
Why do you still care what people do when you just stated you don't? :^)
>>81500585
Remember when your parents told you that rock and roll was stupid and came from satan? That's what you sound like.
>>81494670
Don't forget you are willing giving your information and letting yourself be tracked by GPS at any given moment.
Goddamnit you are one really stupid goy. What has /pol/ come to these days? I wish summer would end already.
>>81493837
>That is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen.
>Grown men chasing pixels, fucking degenerate neckbeards
>This is officially the end of the human race.
>how easy to manipulate people... Don't mind about the racial tensions, unemployment, drug addiction .... catch Pokemon.
>This world is fucked up and full of retards. Amen.
>Lol dumb fat americans being led around on a leash like they always have chase that carrot, goyim! chase it!
>I am ashamed of being a part of human race. this could be a trial run for the future, gather them all at one place och just blow them all up
So
>no fun allowed
>>81500785
> If i ran to a random spot in the city and started talking to nothing, you should be worried
*cough* cellphones
>Just like if you run to a random spot IN REAL 4D TIME AND SPACE to catch something that isnt there, you need pills
I suppose you're one of the same sort of people who keep obsessing over diagnosing kids with ADHD, and drugging them up, huh?
>>81499797
I spent a few hundred hours on a Taiwanese carpet weaving forum last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people posting. There were even club girls posting. Lots of people out walking their dogs posting. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was posting. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this website doing that's any good?" I replied "It got here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably post on it today even though she doesn't know what an autist even is.
>>81493837
People are doing something I don`t prefer they would do.
"THE WORLD IS ENDING."
"DA JOOS"
"FUCKING AUTIST RETARDS"
(I still have no friends)
>>81500585
What gets most people is the whole forumulating battle strategies and shit moreso than just the collecting of the characters. Its just another RPG.
>>81501136
Well of course. There's a reason as to why they ask you to press 'agree' at the initial startup of the app, after installing, you know?
Either way, if you're so worried about people tracking you - and you already have a smartphone - then it's quite a bit too late for that
Pokemon for the "me me me" generation.
>>81501039
All games are pointless.
>>81493837
>virtual cuck jew degeneracy.
could you not decide what it actually is or did you just want to string every /pol/ phrase together?
I will only try this when I can form teams, battle players, teach/train my Pokemon, breed them, etc. just like the original games. Until then, I'm happy loading up my emulators from time to time.
So far, it just looks like you collect them, level them by walking, with some microtransactions thrown in there and a direct line to Google and the NSA.
>>81501127
But why, I mean look at the characters. They look like teletubbies, and that show is for 2 year olds. When I was that age I played with transformers. They had guns. They were badass. This is little kiddie shit for kids still in diapers. They make little squeaky noises.
I think you're just mad because you know I'm right.
>>81501127
But they ended up being mostly right...
>>81500881
>assuming I'm fat
It isn't only fat neckbeards that play this game. Chads, fags, bitches, fat bitches, and normies play it. One man and his son even started selling water and snacks at our Library because it has had 50+ people there until 3 AM since this game came out, so it is encouraging people to make money too.
But go on and make assumptions about something you have not tried because you have no friends to play it with anyway.
>>81499698
>because they are still anti social and autistic but now they are putting on a facade of being normal
>>81501136
>implying you arent already being tracked by gps at all times
Good goy! Turn off the location services! It totally works!! Heheheh
>>81501279
ok I will check it out thanks
>>81501436
>rolls a pokeball at him
kek fucking saved
>>81501412
Pokemon is the new electric spiral magic sparkle SJeW with added feminism and communism equipped for world domination and white genocide
>>81500476
they'll hate it in a month, it's too mainstream mannn, like they were there when the craze started and boomed, it was their game mann
>>81501483
Dude, it's literally nationally sanctioned, organized magical cockfighting.
>>81501039
Apparently it's not very pointless if it gets people off their asses and walking and as a game its just as bad as geocaching, which is the closest equivalent.
>>81501067
>The game is obviously intended to be used when hanging out with friends or other people.
IF you are having fun with your friends regardless, why do you need the game?
I don't care, but I can still talk about it. Two different things.
I don't care about the BLM movement or your domestic fuckeries either,but I will argue and talk about it.
>>81501617
yeah? What's your point?
>>81501593
>the return of the lemonade stand
America is moving in the right direction. Trump is going to make pokemon real, save the white race, and better the world.
>>81501483
>not edgy enough
t. anon
>>81501726
Literally autistic.
>>81501436
You should see the injury from that knee. He literally shattered the guy's forehead.
Still in the hospital awaiting brain surgery.
>>81501629
Go itself has nothing of that. Its just walking and collecting
Holy shit, you defensive faggots. You 28 year olds who play Pokemon on your fucking phone. It's pathetic cringe. Deal with it. Embrace your status as a cringey meme and stop being so defensive over your idiotic fucking hobbies. You are a faggot if you play this game. Period. Accept it. It doesn't affect your life. You're just a faggot. That's all.
It's a Flavor of the Month app that normies will eat up and neets will literally spend hundreds of dollars on. All while giving tons of your personal data to them, which they will sell to other companies.
>>81501943
Wait, that pokemon hat thing actually happened?
>>81493837
t.Paranoid faggot who can't prove these theories.
>>81501136
oh and by the way
>>81501726
It is a fun thing you do with your friends. Sharing activities and hobbies make friendships richer.
>>81501726
Why do you need drinks and food to hang out with your friends?
Why do you need to watch animals like you say you do to hang out with your friends?
Why do you need anything at all to hang out with your friends?
Why do you need common likes and dislikes, and share the same opinions to hang out with your friends?
You're saying people "need" this to hang out when it's more of a "Hey we all like said game. That's one more thing we all have in common, as friends."
>unironically quoting youtube comments in support
>>81501726
you must be from some gigantic Finnish city (lel) if you've never asked your friends "tf should we do today?" it's a THING to DO, which promotes going OUTSIDE and USING YOUR LEGS. and above all, it feels like a video game.
you must have severe autism
>>81501380
>>81501620
Pic related is the type of phone I have.
>>81501436
>>81501943
>>81501630
Here you go. Shattered the guy's forehead.
You have to be delusional to not think those comments were made by /pol/ users
I mean the terminology alone is revealing
Stop being so bitter you shits, just because people are enjoying themselves doesnt mean they dont have a political stance
>>81501395
Many games train reflexes, hand motorics. Some train multitasking, some neeed complex thought and problem solving. Others require planning ahead.
This game can provide exercise. Or help socislize. True.
But there are other apps that do that too. I used some of them during my jogs(narrative zombie survival chase etc.)
As a game, it's just bad.
>>81502104
dude, don't you know that you can have lots of fun just sitting there, staring face to face with your friends? Only a loser would need anything to make a friendship possible
Gosh you're such a loser kys and your family with bleach
I think that this is more dangerous for normies than neckbeards because the neckbeard doesn't play casual shit like this.
>>81501698
Pokemon Go doesn't get people lifting weights
>>81502190
am i supposed to feel bad? for a fighter that willingly went into a fight for shekels?
>>81501985
>t. proud overweight alt-right mememaster as he bitterly peeks behind the curtains at groups of friends laughing and having fun with their new shiny toy as he curses his mom for buying him a windows phone that is incompatible with go
>>81501985
Dont you think its wrong for them to not be defensive over it and be proud of it? Either attempt to shame them out of it because their enjoyment of it degrades your quality of life or accept them and move on. You're going for both of those at once and it doesnt work.
>>81502380
No?
They just took a pic of his injury
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES STOP HAVING FUN
go outside OP
>>81502140
Cool, good for you
Still, why do you even give a fuck what other people are doing? Did pokemon make someone kill your dog? Is pokemon the devil or something?
>>81493837
It's fucking dumb because you can't even battle other people with it
There's no real "game" to it
>>81497088
>hey look at this person enjoy something that is doing no harm to me
Just like how niggers making fun of a white kids reading
>>81501698
Geocatching sometimes has more imagination in it, as the locations are many times hard to get to or are in actually cool locations. Pokemon Go seems to use simple algorithms based on google maps.
>>81502273
>as a game, it's just bad.
yep, you're right, it does nothing for the human brain outside some minor reflex training and map reading ability.
>so don't play it faggot
>>81502540
>Here you go.
it was worded weird
>>81502304
Goddamn that sounds like watching paint dry desu famalam
>>81502375
>he doesn't do cardio
Enjoy dying at age 30
>>81502554
>normies
>>81493837
some nignog could have stolen the car
>>81496362
>gen 2 hits in november
Are you fucking kidding me? How long does it take to import 100 models from the DS games?
>>81501985
Im having alot of fun, what are you going to do about it faggot?
stay mad
>>81502695
There's more to cardio than walking
I'll take a game of Ultimate Frisbee over your Pokemon Go apologetics. Summer is prime Ultimate Frisbee weather
>>81502140
The cops can still locate you with dumb phones if the battery was still in.
I called a non emergency 911 operator a cunt and told her to off herself and the cops tracked me down and handcuffed me 30 minutes later while I was making a call from the ER
>>81502464
>t. slant eyed inbred finnish faggot who epically hits the town playing some poke' with his bros
>>81502475
No. It's annoying that they're being so defensive because it really is gay as fuck. Their enjoyment of it does nothing but annoy me. And you can't even call people what they are without them getting defensive like the inbred who replied to me
>>81502936
You're having fun, but you are so defensive about it too.
>>81501169
>talking to nothing
>nothing
>cellphone
Damn shame
>>81497655
any one younger than 30 not touching a pokemon game.
>Even the niggers were playing on gameboy
>>81502664
Let Go be the entry level game to mobile ARGs. Nice and simple and easy. Gets alot of people to try it. Then you can start seeing more extreme games like this that involve making it to an area first and introduce some competitveness. You dont just start out with the intense shit first.
>>81502058
Traffic doesn't increase, but the demographics do.
1000 adults and 1000 children are the same "traffic" but different demographics
>>81502104
>Why do you need drinks and food
Alcohol makes me feel fuzzy and food tastes good and is a necessity to survival
>Why do you need friends to watch animals
I don't. I like doing it alone. Or with friends. Friends aren't the core of it.
I'm not against socializing or doing stuff together with your friends, you dumb shit. I'm arguing that the game itself is just bad and I don't understand why people are into it.
>>81493837
>Pokémon
>Jewish
>It's from Glorious Nippon
>That is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen.
They should be at home watching the Jew box, how else can we indoctrinate them? Getting people out to walk for hours (exercise), socializing and discovering their surroundings is terrible. They're not even looking at our strategically placed ads!
>Grown men chasing pixels, fucking degenerate neckbeards
They should be Real Men* and grovel at my feet, me and my son need a caretaker because my slutting days are over.
* nu-males
>This is officially the end of the human race.
#Feminism #Bernie2016 #BLM
>how easy to manipulate people... Don't mind about the racial tensions, unemployment, drug addiction .... catch Pokemon.
Racial tensions = Niggers being subhuman pieces of shit is difficult for humans to tolerate, tensions ensue.
Unemployment = Vote Trump. Tarrifs and tolls will solve it.
Drug addiction = Niggers shooting up drugs is your fault, also remember slavery.
>This world is fucked up and full of retards. Amen.
(Insert retweet of the latest jewish press social cause/fad)
>Lol dumb fat americans being led around on a leash like they always have chase that carrot, goyim! chase it!
They're fat, so exercise is bad. They don't go out much, so socializing is bad. Damn those Japanese for being semites.
>I am ashamed of being a part of human race. this could be a trial run for the future, gather them all at one place och just blow them all up
Good idea. Implement this for the next #BLM -rally and we'd solve a whole heap of problems. The typo "och" means "and" in Swedish. Note that this person most likely votes for a leftist, feminist socialist party while supporting niggers over their fellow swedes.
>>81502554
>bro catching a pretend animal on a phone screen is fun, AND ITS OUTSIDE :)
I could probably jingle keys in front of you and you'd be entranced. Dumb fuck.
>>81502684
that shit's my favorite
>>81498900
this desu. I have tons of fatties stinking up my county historical museum near where I work every day now
>>81496852
>he cant greentext
>>81497994
the "game" sucks ass apparently ingress had more advanced fighting
>>81493837
That looks like so much fun, i wish i could have fun instead of being the jaded asshole i am.
>>81503258
>and is a necessity to survival
But you don't need it to make friends or hang out with your friends.
>I like doing x because I like doing it.
That's all you need to know about why people are into it. They like doing it alone or with friends. Friends aren't a core of it. :^) Think about it harder next time before you get angry about something you don't understand.
>>81502120
Whenever i ask my friends what should we do we rarely end up playing a bad game. To me Pokemon Go would be on the very bottom of the list of what to do.
>>81502960
>pokemon go apologetics
Pokemon go dindu nuffin, you god damn schizo
Anyone who dies staring at their phones merely earned themselves a darwin award
>>81493837
Watching this vid again, the audio quality is amazing. Are all new phones like this?
>>81503529
>anecdote is an argument
masterful troll or extremely new. this thread sucks either way
>>81503514
>wanna hang out and do absolutely nothing, friend?
>sounds fun!
>>81503011
they can triangulate your signal from the towers, it's some pretty simple shit
>>81498284
It's a meme, you cancerous faggot. Go back to plebbit, you clearly can't even comprehend the basics here.
>>81503186
got some proofs for that collection of bullshit?
>>81502140
>Pic related is the phone I have
Can't use Steam, Ins or Pokémon Go...
>>81493837
Fuck you, I'm not gonna stop until I have my original Red team back.
>>81498284
>triggered
>>81503160
It could be that I'm just "over" any grinding games.
I enjoy Victoria II, Tropico, R6S, CiV, wargame. I haven't played mobile grinding games since forever because of their very nature. Too simple, too shallow, grinding for a lackluster reward.
>those comments
just sad poltards overreacting 2bh
>>81502914
Gotta give normies time to catch em all
>>81495586
>go out with my friend I see only once or twice a month
>usually we just talk
>he checks his phone every 2 minutes to play that shitty game
>socialising
>>81502577
>Still, why do you even give a fuck what other people are doing? Did pokemon make someone kill your dog? Is pokemon the devil or something?
Imagine the scenario:
You are driving when some idiot driver is playing Pokemon Go, not paying attention to the road, and rams into you. You could either die right there, or suffer injuries that can affect you the rest of your life. That's why I care. It's a small chance, but I still try to put things on a larger perspective.
The worst part is I hear coworkers talking about playing this game going "lol I was driving and trying to catch a pikachu" just being another tool advancing this culture of distracted driving that its now acceptable.
>>81503011
>The cops can still locate you with dumb phones if the battery was still in.
I'm well aware of that anon also >>81503722
>>81503859
>Steam
>Pokemon go
So what you leaf, I bet you have your facebook and twitter accounts open on your phone too, good goy.
>>81504178
for some reason I love idle games on steam yet mobile grinding games are the worst form of kikedom
>>81493837
>>81499953
If some random fucker told me not to do something, only to put little to no reasoning behind it, I probably won't care.
It's one thing if the object of subject was poison, but it's another if the person is just telling me not to do something simply because he doesn't like it.
>>81504365
>I hate fun, all things fun. I'm also not really social and wear a tin foil hat
>>81494290
>autist brit upset his country can't produce a worldwide phenomenon
>>81493837
>virtual cuck jew degeneracy
God damn son, you can't just cram buzzwards together like that.
>>81503043
you dont mean you get legit annoyed by these people do you? As much faggotry as go is, to get irritated by it is kind of autistic. You shouldn't even register these people.
>>81504302
Then why the fuck is it that four Pokemon aren't catchable and two aren't even in the game?
