KEK has organized the conversion of all forces of memery to occur and the happening of all Happenings will take place this week. Why?
-Nigel Farage
-Emperor Trump and friends
-BLM chimpouts
-Anarcho-biker gangs
-Open Carry anti-protesters
-highest racial tensions since 1992
-Daily happenings since the Nice mudslime attacks
It's happening lads. Deposit your prayers to KEK and your repeating digits to confirm
Belgium will have an happening check em.
Rio 2016 is fucked.
KEK WILLS IT.
>>81478144
Yep, Brazil is like Detroit on a larger scale.
>>81478144
Checked.
It is done.
>>81478144
ISIS AGENTS RIDDEN WITH ZIKA WILL DECEND UPON RIO
n-n-n-n-n-narrative breakers incoming
>>81477584
Friendlyy reminder
Recently We discovered the 8 deities
Since then predictions threads and meme magic thread have been high
Predictions such as Germany, the RNC Turkey, BLM
Happenings left and right
Meme magic is at an all time high
We must recognize all four frog gods not just kek
Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek
let us not forget their female counterparts
Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket
however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)
>Ogdoad
Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:
>the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)
>air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)
>darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)
>eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).
Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.
>Isis
Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.
>Basically you want to meme happenings?
You need all 8 of Ogdoad in your heart not just kek
Praise Ogdoad
Why does kek like double digits?
Because of kek AND kauket dual counterpart
Why does he like 8?
Because there are EIGHT deities
Praise Kek
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise Huh
4 frogs with their counter parts make 8
power ratio of 80/20 8/2
8/2=4
Pareto's 80 /20 Rule
Zimpfs law
toad god studying both hard
>Donald Trump make america great again
anagrams to
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler
Dear kek give me the strength to save the world
>>81478488
Thank you for these dubs lord kek
I will not let you down
>>81478144
KEK WILLS IT FOR HE IS RISEN
>>81477584
The real Turkey coup will happen today
Kek wills it
>>81478399
Dubs. The fire of your movement to recognize the "four deities" rises. But KEK remains the one true memetic god
>>81478144
>>81478711
say no more
>>81478711
HE IS RISEN
>>81478899
ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING! PRAISE KEK
>>81478899
>>81478711
>>81478488
>>81478399
>>81478144
nice keks
praise them
praise for more happenings
>>81478399
>Donald Trump make america great again
anagrams to
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler
Rly makes u think...
We must believe in him. Take my dubs, if you must.
>>81477584
European civil war ending in natsoc europe with the jews,niggers, arabs, mixbreeds, asians and rest of the subhumans exterminated.
Kek wills it!
>>81479166
Praise Kek
Praise Kauket
Praise Amun
Praise Amaunet
Praise Nun
Praise Amun
Praise Heh
Praise Hauhet
give us happenings this year and all years
>16 posts
>5 dubs
Someone math this out for me, is that significant?
>>81479393
yes
>>81479166
>Heh
>>81479393
Let us ask Kek
>>81479366
Holy shit...
You guys are lame asl lmao
>>81479366
The digits have spoken.
>>81477584
Thank you for triggering our ascension into the meme timeline kek!
Take my digits so we may anchor and live here for eternity!
>>81479393
1/10 chance of dubs
>>81479366
>>81479166
>>81478899
>>81478711
>>81478488
>>81478399
>>81478144
we have so far 8 dubs
mathematically we should have 80 posts
we have as i type this 25 post, so we should have 2.5 dubs or 2 to 3 dubs
kek is with us
Oh Great KEK, let chaos reign! Let humanity fall so that when we reemerge, we shall do so at a higher level of understanding, wisdom, and strength.
>>81477584
No.
The singularity will occur when we know that Trump reached 273 delegates in november.
Damn I need some Quantum Break memes. All these recent happenings and the perspective of Trump elected as president look exactly like the fractures in time and the end of time.
>>81479688
o.o
>>81477584
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN FEEL IT
THE AIR IS ELECTRIC AND ALIVE WITH MEME MAGIC
THIS TIMELINE IS OVERFLOWING WITH MEME MAGIC AHHHHHHHH
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE QEK
PRAISE HIS PROPHET PEPE
THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF ALL. IT OS INEVITABLE. THE MEME MAGIC IS FAR TOO POTENT TO BE STOPPED NOW
HAPPENINGS
HAPPENINGS
PRAISE KEK
>>81480166
ayy lmao another kek
praise Ogdoad praise kek
moare happenings MOAR
>>81477584
Putting down a 100tonne reserve of meme magick. For use during the defense of Trump in the election.
Paid for by dank memes and kek.
>>81479688
Holy shit
>>81477584
NO YOU FOOL WE DON'T WANT HAPPENINGS AT RNC WHY WOULD YOU ENDANGER YOUR OWN GOD EMPEROR WHAT EVIL SPIRIT HAS POSSESSED THE ORACLE OF KEK ?!
PRAISE KEK,
quads and your country has a happening this week. kek wills it
>>81479924
Quads said WW3 would start last night, but it didn't. Another happening within the next few hours though, larger in scope than BLM today, something like Turkey again
>>81477584
How do I remain safe?
I don't want kek to do anything bad to me or my loved ones, what do?
Kek our lord and savior bring happenings
>>81479688
>praise kek
PURGE THEM WITH FIRE GLORIOUS KEK
>>81477584
Get Comfy.
Shit is gonna get real.
deposit all your meme magic.
praise be.
>>81480468
BY THE WILL OF KEK I PRAY FOR IT
Race war will begin in America
Holocoast 2.0
No jew left alive
Praise kek
Great Kek wills the race war
All praise to Kek
All praise to Ogdoad
>>81480483
could of been a simple get
or
ww3 has already started but doesnt mean nukes will be flying you see?
Our Kek on 4chan, hallowed be your name. Your Trumpdon come, your will be done, on earth as it is on /pol/. Give us this day our daily dubs, and forgive us our baiting, as we also have forgiven those who bait against us. And lead us not into cuckoldry, but deliver us from shills. Amen
>>81480483
You need more than quads for something like that. Probably 90M get
Qek i beg of you!
Make this RNC the Happening of all Happenings!!!
Praises!!!!
I bring upon these digits for the good of all white mankind.
It seems KEK has now left this thread
>>81480533
Thank you for these dubs Lord Kek, now I know your presence is with us
GIVE US THE BIGGEST HAPPENING
PRAISE
>>81478144
PRAISE KEK
MORE HAPPENINGS FOR THE MEME GOD
>>81480790
It was in another dubs filled thread last night, let's hope there's another major happening within the next few hours
>>81480248
Wait, so I'm confused. Is Pepe Kek? Is this a Jesus and god thing or a Muhammed and god thing?
I can't believe you faggots have created a religion. You guys know if this takes off it'll look nothing like it does now. It'll be taken completely seriously and absent of lulz.
>>81477584
Test
>>81480483
remember, our governments are engaged in a 24/7 propaganda war with it's own people, ww3 could very well be in mobilastion period and we wouldn't know until some bases get attacked or the grid goes down
Lord kek confirm your presence on this thread and grant us many happenings
kek is a bretty cool dude
>>81477584
And the Olympic games are almost popping as a target
Happening it is friend. Kek confirms race war.
>>81481224
rare
Anons, the Happening of all happenings is upon us. Rejoice, for we shall be bathed in kek's divine light, before joining him in eternity. Praise kek!
May the hells open and fallen angels pour from the earth to consume those to oppose the will of Kek
>>81481074
Pepe is just a manifestation of the primordial chaos that the Egyptians called KEK, the essence transcends both avatars, so to speak
>>81481460
woops dropped the dubs. here they are
>>81478144
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
>>81481273
are those even happening ? i thought the gangs said they have rocket launchers and they'll shoot the armored cars that are transporting people and take them hostage
The Republican National Convention will be the place in which the second American Civil War shall be sparked. Do not fear, brothers. this is kek's will. Praise him!
>>81481583
oh my god, KEK now has his own astral symbol !
I sure hope nothing bad happens in London
>>81481589
PRAISE KEK WORLD WAR 3 IN A MONTH!
>>81481589
Probably, that wouldn't be good for the possible future hostages
>>81481728
sorry to disappoint you, anon. London is in for some happenings
>>81481728
selfish arshole
KEK WILLS IT!
Kekist posts in here - >>81468124
But seriously, what's with the constant dubs in Kek posts, our faith is continually confirmed by these signs.
kek please give me a steady comfy job and i shall be your follower and become a better person
>>81481728
It will begin in London.
>>81481792
everythings popping off at the same time..... kind of frightening
KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH !!!
>>81477584
Praise Kek
We our your humble vessels for Your Happening
>>81478144
i am here to confirm this
>>81480468
GIVE ME QUADS MIGHTY KEK
>>81480533
>>81480166
>>81479688
>>81479366
>>81479166
>>81478899
>>81478711
>>81478488
>>81478399
>>81478144
Kek was strong
Seems to have faded
Praise kek for more happenings
Kek posters should be banned
>>81480468
please get rid of birmingham
Let the super button-mashing combo-breaker of Happenings to continue!
PRAISE KEK
>>81479924
I believe the chance of dubs is actually 1/100 not 1/10 because you are rolling two digits not one.
They should honestly get the national guard there to keep peace. If not the race war might very well start right there.
Qak knows!
What does the afterlife look like for Kek worshipers?
>>81481826
hahaha yeah maybe that's what it will take to trigger the 'great purge': a bunch of yuppies getting taken hostage in brazil
>>81479366
Praise KEK
>>81478144
>>81477584
PRAISE BE TO KEK
PRAISE BE TO TRUMP
>>81482339
/Comfy/
Kek be with us all in these days of uncertainty.
>>81482339
shiny and chrome
>>81479688
WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE MEME SINGULARITY BROTHERS
CHECK EM
The majority of this country has been trained/brainwashed into seeing strong white men as villains. When they are in conflict with any minority, they are cast as the aggressor - hateful, abusing their power.
Even in this current climate, with the shitskins clearly in the wrong. Even with them showing up looking for trouble at an event that's not for them. Even then, a white man defending himself will be played on television with him shown as the bad guy in the situation.
You could have 10,000 niggers showing up looking for a fight, but if the white men look too 'supremacist', too blue collar, too tough, it's going to be a media frenzy calling out white people again.
...And accusing Trump of creating the climate with his 'rhetoric'.
It doesn't matter who's in the wrong. The media knows it's narrative.
>>81482162
keep the faith strong
PRAISE KEK
KEKUS VULT
BLOOD FOR THE FROG GOD!!!!!!!!
>>81482388
O shit..Kek wills it.
>>81482339
Tendies as far as the eye can see, and an eternity to shitpost
>>81482415
KEKK
>>81482339
An eternal life full of chicken tendies and high speed internet
>>81482388
i think the movie "purge" actually has some sense behind it desu
RELIGION OF CHAOS.
BLESS THE BLOOD FROG
KEK
the apocalypse, praise kek!
>>81482560
whoa i didn't even notice !
KEK works in mysterious ways
European superstate now
> praise kek
Remove kebab from European superstate now
> praise kek
Deus vult
>>81482620
dem digits man.
HEIL KEK
Singularity happens when someone praises Kek and generates '1488' at the end.
>>81482324
the numbers are not random, you are not literally rolling for random numbers, in each 100, you'll have 11, 22, 33 etc.
>>81482261
may KEK smite you, infidel
dubs on dubs on dubs
>>81482611
CHECKED
>>81477584
Almighty KEK, hear my humble prayers. Let the bodies hit the floor, let the nuclear hellfire baptize this wasteland. Let the real habbeding begin. So it is written, let it be done. Amen.
P
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these digits confirm more happenings before November and Trump's election
WW3 and race war confirmed
glory to KEK
Do something about california, blessed sky frog
Kek wills that turkey will have a second coup.
>>81482339
Imagine the nicest resort with everything; unlimited chicken tendies,mnt dew, real anime qt's, badass internets, Kek himself as the Groundskeeper wearing khakis, /comfy/, happenings on every tv, pillow forts and light sabers.
That's where you'll me
>>81482811
bars
>>81482887
>887
you were so close..
>>81483008
the digits of this post will act as confirmation.
>>81477584
We had Mars retrograde and a Saturn-Neptune square. Of course Kek was going to manifest.
PRAISE BE
THE HEATHEN WILL BURN
>>81482753
dang it kek
we need European superstate
>>81482783
i've always followed the left hand path and have always been in tune with the singularity of KEK
PRAISE HIM
Pic related: inside the memetic singularity.
Just imagine an infinite tesseract of 4chan shitposts rather than a bookcase.
>>81483244
CHECK EM
What a time to be alive, doing memes to happenings in real time.
>>81482783
what about the digits? man .am i missing something here?
By KEK's hand, we will be delivered from the forces that will seek to stop his will.
kek saved my life
kek gave me life
kek is my life
kek gibs me that money
>>81478399
praise
>>81481273
>>81482611
Thats an afterlife I can get behind
Please kek start this race war
I have seen things in my dreams
All rapefugees will die & nationalism will reach its peak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
>>81483499
Checked, you shall enjoy blessed shitposting at his side
>>81483499
O SHIT
>>81483287
>pic
What the internet would look like if it were a physical plane.
>>81482324
1/100 is for no-specific trips or specific dubs
1/10 is for any dubs
>>81477584
Praise be to Kek, lord of the memes
>>81483301
nvm... Welp, i feel dumb now
>>81483777
PRAISE
>>81483777
>>81483777
s-shit waste of the holy trips. you are dumb, kek has spoken.
>>81483561
seing all the cops get shot...
kek is in full force to start it
Praise kek, give us more , no soon now later, NOW praise it loud
>>81483777
By the grace of Kek and your trips, you're forgiven and blessed
>>81483499
HE WILLS IT!
>>81483777
>dem trips
hoy fuck, kek has seen your stupidity and blessed you
Obama will invade turkey in the last month of his term
thank you kek
i thought 2016 was gonna be shit
kek will i take a drink of my soda ?
>>81477584
Hail KEK
>>81477584
Kek Lord of Chaos!
Hear My prayer!
Usher us to collapse. Repeat my digits. GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!!
>>81478399
Our Kek in the noosphere,
well-memed be thy name.
Happenings come,
trolling be done,
on this gay Earth as it is on 4chan.
Give us, this thread,
our daily dubs
and forgive us our singles
as we forgive those who fail to witness.
And lead us not into bait
but deliver us from degenerates.
Amen
>>81483777
BESSED BE A HOLY TRIPS HAS APPEARED!
>>81484076
or sooner
>>81483457
Reminder that Pence WILL win WW3 after Trump gets unbelievably and tragically assassinated by a deranged Glenn Beck.
Trump's final words will be "Never give up on making America great again". It WILL be considered the greatest quote of all time and Trump WILL be considered the greatest Martyr of America
>>81480468
GIVE ME THE SUPREME POWER OF QUADS
>>81483777
And Kek spake thusly: blessed be the dumbasses, for they shall inherit the Earth.
had to post
Witnessing Kek in action has brought my atheism to a humble end.
The RNC will be the final drop. African americans will just be africans again. At least the ones that survive. WW3 is coming.
Praise kek.
>>>/int/62222222
>>81483777
>>81477584
Praise kek to grant me safe passage through the habbenings
>>81477584
.. Ken, are you real?
PLACE YOUR BETS
L
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RNC will be the death of BLM, Kek-willing
Fuck it
>>81483777
he works in mysterious ways...
Sending my energy now!
PRAISE KEK
>>81484498
I'd bet my life on those bikers.
>>81480790
>ww3 has already started but doesnt mean nukes will be flying you see?
This
>>81484331
That was never in doubt
>>81483640
hahahhahahahahahahhaa
>>81484590
no dubs
low energy
sad
KEEK be praised
>>81482162
this is the calm before the storm brother
Kek is my lord
>>81484705
Does this meme work as intended?
I believe that digits are not required for safe passage through the happening, only belief in the might Kek
Praise him, PRAISE KEK
>>81484705
Will I be the royal executioner serving the God Emperor when the race war comes?
>>81483777
>>81484700
Kek works in mysterious ways, offering his blessings to this simpleton
>>81484906
rerolling for answers.
>>81484705
WILL I GET REPEATING DIGITS OH WARTY ONE?
>>81477584
Praise KEK
TOMORROW THE WILL OF KEK SHALL BE REVEALED
Please Kek. Let the Syrian and Iraq Olympic teams be undercover ISIS and hold some European teams hostage at the Games.
>>81484705
>>81478399
this is the most eyes opening thread i've been in for awhile
>>81478399
KEK WILLS IT.
WE PRAISE THE OGDOAD.
>00 in post id
>no dubs otherwise
message received.
>>81484498
What's that about?
>>81484705
Is the start of WW3 within 12 months?
>>81477584
I send my meme happening prayers from Prague. Praise the KEK, since many happenings are yet to come.
>>81485088
damn nigga
>>81485088
Wew
I will join your frog cult when trump becomes president.
>>81483565
What things?
>>81485110
Black Panthers said they are going to open carry protest the RNC convention. Bikers 4 Trump (basically just all the biker gangs) said they have thousands of members going to Cleveland to form a "wall of meat" between the protesters and the building.
Unclear what is going to happen now that there's talks of Ohio temporarily banning open carry for the convention in the wake of today's shooting
>>81484705
will kek goto the RNC and will it happen?
>>81477584
Kek, I beseech thee
I dont ask for much, please just let my girlfriend and I survive the oncoming storm together
>>81485088
Those who bear the Mark of Kek but fail to get repeating digits will have that many days taken off their lifespan
>>81485363
When is it going to be held? Thanks for the information
>>81485264
kek and meme's is making him become president
buy in now while membership is cheap
>>81485495
...tomorrow
At least let her come out ok
I beg you lord kek
praise be
>>81485499
Praise kek!
kek bless me
>>81479366
>and rest of the subhumans exterminated
Does that include you?
>>81484705
Monday 7 18 2016
Tuesday 7 19 2016
will shit get rough those days?
>>81485586
both you and the harlot will burn in the unending torment of the Abyss, far from the light of Kek
>>81485499
see
>>81484705
CONFIRMED
CHECK'D, KEK'D, AND HILL SCHILLS REK'T
>>81485264
The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003) Is a documentary
Conan the Barbarian (1982) is a documentary.
Deus Ex (2000) is a documentary
>>81485463
shut up faggot stop making things up. people like you is why religion has failed us .
>>81485499
Praise KEK
>>81485583
Ok thanks
Praise kek
>>81478399
I see brother. PRAISE THE OGDOAD
Oh great Kek, give us this day our daily memes, so that we may bathe in the eternal greatness that is Kek. HEIL!
Marion and Marine there too don't forget
>>81485947
MMM, ME LIKEY !!
>>81478399
Praise ogdoad
Let's see if it happens
>>81485746
Seems like i hit a soft spot.
Not easy being a filthy mixbreed is it?
>>81477584
Clinton Foundation arrests will be the October suprise. Kek wills it.
O KEK
LORD OF DARKNESS
BRINGER OF CHAOS
I OFFER YOU THESE REPEATING DIGITS
IN EXCHANGE FOR A MANIFESTATION
BRING A HAPPENING TO OUR PATHETIC MORTAL REALM
AMEN
I have to admit, I never believed in this stupid Kek shit, but I'm a statistician and the amount of doubles in this thread relative to the expected value has completely changed my opinion.
>>81478144
Poor Cleveland after winning NBA their city will burn and king James will rule over ashes.
>>81485066
P R A I S E
P R A I S E
praise be unto kek may his will be done
global thermonuclear war within the next 2 months
>>81486344
BE PRAISED
>>81485066
PRAISE KEK
Praise Be!
>>81486533
MEMES WONT HAPPEN THIS WEEK, KEK IN A VACATION
>>81484705
Will the iluminatti kneel before Kek?
>>81486682
yea? sure about that?
check
