You are going to church this morning right /pol/?
This is a Christian board after all.
Yes, I went to mass at 10 am. Loved it like always.
>>81434264
>This is a Christian board after all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81434264
but i'm a Buddhist
>>81434264
Matthew 6:5-6
God is everywhere
>>81434506
Get out, newfag!
>>81434264
Ofc I went to mass.
Im already here bru
Friendly reminder that lutheranism is the only acceptable denomination in the current year of which we live.
>>81434264
>yes, I like to be told by someone else what to think and what to do
>>81434264
Do they hand out muslim fet to lick instead of wine drinking yet?
>>81438034
>that pic
I guess I'm a marxist now.
>>81434264
I'm satanist.
Wish I could. Have extreme anxiety and don't know anything about church
>>81434264
I don't about the US, but churches are a scam here.
>>81434264
/pol/ is my church.
>>81434264
Thinking about being baptized and confirmed (I'm 21). Can I do it with no audience or anything like that, just alone with a priest? It's a protestant church if that makes a difference.
Tbqhwy this frog man boy has performed more miracles in my lifetime than Christianity ever has so I think I might convert
how embarrassed would it be if you were in Hell constantly hearing the passage about false miracle workers deceiving people and your false Miracle Worker was a cartoon frog posted ironically on a Japanese image board
kek is the true lord, you are all heretics
>>81434264
No, I'm going to the mosque that was recently build out of the remains of an old church that was bombed during WII. I am formerly from a protestant family but I've recently expressed interest in Islam
Wish me luck!
>>81440269
good luck, hope you make it to your profaned altar in time to bow down before your distant idol. Tash is hungry
>>81434264
I'm at work.
Praise Kek.
>>81440672
Lord kek forbids work though
>>81439501
Don't end up alone with a priest, anon. He'll fuck you in the ass.
>>81434264
>1 post by this ID
When will these "KIKE ON A STICK" fags learn that /pol/ is the channel of communication between moloch KEK and his followers. KEK, does not take heresy lightly.
>Jesus was a jew
Fuck off , it was never a christian board
>>81434264
Yes leaving in about 20 min
Been atheist for a while, but I've considered returning to Catholicism. The world is fucked up, and I could use God in my life right now.
>>81434264
Waiting for another half hour until I head to 10am service. I'll give a recap on the sermon and readings later today when I return.
>>81441826
Fuck "kek"
Aka lucifag
>hate filled board
>Christian
Sure thing pal
>>81442244
> nobody checking my repeating integers
>>81443103
>checking your own repeating numbers
Degenerate, m8
>>81434264
Sadly, there is no reformed church in my city.
>>81434506
Fuck off, commie
