/pol/, what do you think of the mandela effect?
probably real, but all roads eventually converge at the same destination so ultimately irrelevant
>>81407141
I recall them as the Berenstein bears too
Maybe im just recalling it wrong.
>>81407141
If you can read and understand the section on advanced metaphysics in the Principia Discordia, then the Mandela Effect ceases to be something you're even capable of noticing.
It's motherfucking Berenstein.
Seems to be a bunch of misspelling and mispronunciations etc. seeing how many are so shitty at spelling I am not surprised that most people believe these.
>>81407141
>the nation of Palestein is now a place called Isreal
def real. i had to ask my mom how to pronounce "stein" specifically when i was reading them as a child.
also, C3PO has a silver leg now. Let that sink in.
>>81407141
>politics
>>81407690
That's fucking gay a male has biological components which make it clearly different than female. No amount of bullshit word play is going to change that.
>>81407141
Its the reason there is now soo much confusion and conflict today.
Soo much has been affected and soo many people feel as if their reality is in conflict with the reality that is surrounding them
>>81407979
This is politics. Do you not know who Nelson mandela is?
Maybe if you mongoloids would lay off MUH WEED for more than 5 minutes, you could actually remember where you shit last.
>>81407141
Mostly just false memories implanted in people's minds by popular culture and shows like the Simpsons.
Jesus Christ, you faggots do realize that some of the Bearstain posters get banned, right?
Well, at least these are fun
>>81407690
BTFO no black pill aloud
>>81407141
Memory is fickle, so it's honestly a circlejerk about people who don't accurately remember things (probably accidentally) poisoning the minds of people who either would have been right about small details or otherwise haven't taken the time/opportunity to commit them to memory. It's the accidental JIDF for memory
>>81407556
Why was it changed ?
>>81407141
We haven't switched universes, the elite have decided to start a mass social experiment, changing the title of such a beloved series to see if they can convince everyone they were misremembering the title and the correct spelling was always Berenstain. It's a test to see if they can manipulate history easily.
>>81408975
if that's the case where's the evidence of them incepting the stein. besides a few typos on some blogs and a few TV guides from the 1990's almost every writen version of it is stain
>>81407935
Underrated
Didn't it used to be jiffy peanut butter?
>>81407422
This worldlines differ greatly from one another but some constants remain. For example in John Titor's worldline the president in 2005 was someone wanted to be the next Lincoln but failed miserably while the next president was on interested in keeping his/her (John Titor's own words his/HER) power base. This almost perfectly applies to Obama who failed to unite people and to Hillary who is obviously power hungry. Maybe parallel universes are like Marvel What Ifs where event might change but somethings remain consistent like there's always someone who gets gamma bombed and becomes Hulk and Frank Castle's family always dies and he always becomes the Punisher.
It's happening.
>>81407958
I hope you're trolling
>>81407141
It's a terrible affliction that seems to only affect idiots.
>>81408076
See, this nigga, he couldn't understand it. He was triggered three sentences into a tiny snippit of the entire thing.
>>81407690
This is some hodge podge none of that makes sense, it's all just pedantic nonsense
>>81410003
>.gif
>>81410030
>hodge podge
>from that same work
>>81407141
Its because kids don't actually vocalize the name, they just see it at a kind of signifier
>>81407141
>the mandela effect?
It's called being a fucking idiot who would rather claim that the entire world around him changed than admit he was wrong about a basic fact.
>>81407141
>>81407556
>>81407811
I definitely remember it as BerenstEin.
I distinctly remember it being this way because I would connect all the "E"s in the name so I could remember how to spell it. The "E"s were the first thing that caught my eye immediately.
I strongly believe in this theory.
Narcissistic mongoloids trying to find any excuse for them forgetting / not knowing something because GOD FORBID that you not know something / have shitty memory.
You think berenstein because the last time you read that shit you were a fucking 3-5 year old kid and -stein is a common suffix for names so what little brain power you put aside for remembering the names of shit when you were 3-5 years old slowly bleeds together with -stein being way more common than -stain as the latter half of a surname.
not even an /x/ fag, but tbqh this is the ultimate happening.
not sure if i should blame time travellers or if we're in the matrix and our world actually is on a wire.
>>81407141
It's real
>>81407472
>>81407422
T. Shlomo Shekelberg
>>81407690
t. David Goldstein
>>81410908
Finally a non-shill
>>81410596
t. Avraham Goldberg
>>81410003
>image with small print
>.gif
hmmmmm
stupid shit made up by contrarians who hate nostalgia shit like "remember pogs!" so they do in a edgy/pretentious way
>>81407958
>Silver leg
>It's true
What the ever loving shit
>>81411207
It's one of the few parts of the Principia Discordia that was never widely distributed. Before that shitty version turned up in JFK's presidential library, none had been known to exist for 30 years.
There's a better scan from Mal-2's original in Historia Discordia, but I don't have it available.
>>81411207
http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/mythstar.html
>Transcribed text
>>81410921
You're fucking retarded and have a shitty memory.
>>81408295
Stupid fucking fedora tipper
>>81407141
ogdoad did this
I remember it as Berenstein, but I never really paid much attention to the way it was spelled. It could've easily been Berenstain.
>>81411523
how deep would you like to go OP?
>>81411887
Deep in the rabbit hole as possible. Tell me everything.
>>81411523
>>81412053
FAKE
I wonder if it was a regional thing; some places publishing it as stain instead of stein or vice-versa, tweaking it for whatever reason.
>>81407141
I swear to Christ, no wonder you people are so easily duped. It's called "having a shitty memory."
If you remember the "bears" differently, it's because cursive has ceased being used in world, and "berenSTAIN" is a very off kike name. It would be like "smits" rather than "Smith" in English.
I remember St. Nelson of the Necklace. WELL. A leftist would actually call it racist, because essentially Whites see all niggers as interchangeable (which they are, less phenotypic variety).
There. Just solved the problem for you.
>>81407935
*Palestain
>>81412380
Hello JIDF
I distinctly remember my elementary school librarian telling us 'the books are called The Berenstein Bears but the people who write the books are named Berenstain'.
I'm not really sure where I stand on it, because I remember the books being Berenstein but I also remember an explanation for Berenstain way back then.
>>81407935
Fuuuu...
>>81407935
kek
Listen to this. TELL ME it's the original.
https://youtu.be/CJh59vZ8ccc?t=29s
"Life IS" is now "Life WAS"
>>81413068
>>81407958
>also, C3PO has a silver leg now. Let that sink in.
What in the fuck??
>>81407958
I remember him having a silver leg below the knee.
It supports the theory that we are living in a simulation. Timelines that only have inconsequential differences may be being merged to lighten the processing load.
>>81413068
There is a behind the scenes video where that scene is observed and you hear "life is"
also, Magic, Mirror on the wall
>>81412323
show me
>>81407958
What is the signifigance of a silver leg?
I dont get it
>>81411887
To the bottom
>>81414283
some people remember him being all gold.
Mr Rogers now says "its a beautiful day in THIS neighborhood"
i watched the show hundreds of times and i know he sang "the neighborhood".
it gave me straight goosebumps when i found out.
something strange has happened i have no doubt.
>>81414283
Space Jews wanted to keep the gold one and gave it silver instead
>>81414499
i would have bet my life on all gold. the silver leg doesnt make sense at all
>>81407811
I know a girl who has a framed berenstein book on her wall. I asked her how it was spelled she looked at me like I was an idiot and spelled "stein". She looked at the book and sure enough it was "stain".
>>81414499
Well yea, hes supposed to be all gold. I thought there was some kind of meaning behind the silver leg
>>81413068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN1w6-FX8PU
5 minutes in he says life is like a box of chocolates
>>81414506
Wtf. That's worse than barenstain
Time travel is something the NWO controls and this is an effect of it. I remember electric eels weren't actually electric and it was a poison they had that felt like electricity, I even remember this because I worked on it when becoming a vet. Not they apparently actually create electricity with their body.
>>81407958
Hmmm. Never noticed the silver leg before. Maybe I never noticed it. But I'm absolutely positive it was the Berenstein Bears.
To those who have read the bible. Apparently the line about lions laying with lambs is now a wolf laying with lambs. Was it always a wolf or did it change?
>>81407141
I've experienced a weird one. What is the word for thinking about thinking? Everyone will say metacognition but I remember it being a different word
>>81414506
who is this semen demon
>>81414934
Some stuff I can excuse as my brain changing things to what makes the most sense. But "If you build it, HE will come" is the one that scared me.
It's a stupid fucking meme. I don't understand why so many people find it hard to believe that they just misremembered things. Especially tiny fucking details like this. The brain isn't foolproof.
It's also really fucking dumb that people think that Mandela died in prison, considering he went on to be the fucking president of South Africa.
>>81410320
Bruh I did. Because as a second grader I didn't know how to pronounce stein. I remember the "ohhhhh" moment when learned it.
>i remember this differently...
>THE UNIVERSE MUST HAVE CHANGED
white people
>>81415465
Meanwhile, black people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xA0ZHEwU2Q
>>81415362
it's basically reverse meme magic
jews are fucking up basic details until history itself will become theirs for the taking
>C3P0 has a silver leg
>Darth Vader says "No... I am your father." instead of "Luke... I am your father."
>>81415362
youre a native of this faggot berenSTAIN universe. i feel bad for you subhumans and id give anything to go back to the one i grew up in.
berenstein bears.
>>81407141
Really makes you think...
>>81415785
Anyone who actually watched the movies would have know this.
The whole interaction between Vader and Luke would have been weird if he dais, "Luke, I am your father."
>>81415785
>>Darth Vader says "No... I am your father."
It was always this. Fucking morons always said "Luke" even though it never was. It's always been "No."
It's like "Elementary my Dear Watson." Homes never even said that.
>>81415273
beth lily
hnnggg
>>81415844
Well you're in my universe now. You're the subhuman as far as I'm concerned. Bow to your new masters.
>>81416518
Canada was gay in both universes im sorry familiam
This is just weird to me and im by no means a conspiracy nut
I remember it as berenstein because i had the video game on sega.
I also asked my family members and they have literally no idea that its berenstain now. They all remember it as STEIN.
if it was STAIN then why would we pronounce it as STEIN.
fucking weird
>>81413302
>>81412523
lol, what the fuck sense does that even make retard? lurk moar.
Do people from the Berenstain bear universe have souls? It seems like they are programmed robots and when you challenge the programming they lash out in anger.
>>81416925
eish..BECAUSE IT'S A JEW NAME, WRITTEN IN CURSIVE, AND "STAIN" SOUNDS LIKE "CUM STAIN AT A TIME WHEN US POLITICS WAS ALL ABOUT CUMSTAINS ON DRESSES.
REEEE... Not hard.
is anyone here from a universe where /pol/ isn't filled with crappy slide threads where people pretend their shitty memory is proof of parallel universes?
>>81417273
>2 + 2 = 5
So will we all eventually become part of the STAIN universe?
>>81417393
I never even learned cursive and all my brain is telling me is that its stein.
I was a good speller back then.
Not saying that this shit is true.
Its just weird the amount of people that remember stein. People of all IQs
>>81416925
I had the books, and read them regularly as a kid, 'cause I was a bookworm when I was younger and those were the kinds of books I'd read. I remember them being the Bernstein Bears. When I first heard about the Mandela Effect, I figured it was bullshit and went to go find my Bernstein Bears books to prove them wrong, 'cause I love being right. We kept all of our childhood books, and my father's books, in a guest room because it had bookshelves built into the wall.
I went to visit my parents under the guise of a random visit, then I went to go find them, and no matter how hard I looked, they weren't there. I asked my parents if maybe they'd donated some of them to the Salvation Army or Vietnam Vets (they love to donate to them), and they told me they haven't touched anything in the guest room because they know it's all sentimental to me and my sister.
Furthermore, when I casually inquired about it with my sister without mentioning the name, she recognized the books immediately and called them by the name we remembered (The Bernstein Bears). So that shit was pretty spooky.
Still, I figure it's best to evoke Occam's Razor and simply assume that a combination of nostalgia and bad long term memories of my youth are to blame and that odds are they were Berenstain Bears all along.
>>81417776
the book covers are all in cursive, it's a jew name so (((added deference))) and so your teacher, whatever, wasn't going to pronounce a jew name in an odd way that sounded like "Cum Stain" at a time when it was all over US TV.
either I'm giving a reasonable answer, or I'm a super kike who is bending time and space trying to control you. You decide.
>>81417824
Maybe its the jews fault for embedding STEIN into our heads idk
>>81407141
I think necklacing is pretty horrific
>>81418027
I never said you were wrong. Its just weird
we are from the berenstein universe now living in the berenstain universe like refugees or castaways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxSIX3fmmo
It's Berensteen, not Berenstein!
C3POs silver leg is really fucking with me.
i watched all the movies recently. like a month ago. when he was floating over the ewoks i distinctly remember him being a "golden god" in my mind. pure gold.
hes not anymore.
never once in my life did i ever see his silver leg.
what is happening
im not alone in this
>>81418229
Maybe there is something wrong with the natives. Maybe that why it seems everyone is out of their fucking mind.
>>81416906
Top bants and underrated.
>>81410003
>>81411419
>long parable about rocks and doodles and shit
>suddenly it's about God's birthday
Frankly, I'm underwhelmed
>>81407690
this is good though, albeit not really related to the so-called mandela effect, more about just people's relative perceptions of patterns
Bearstain bearstein is a common mistake typo anybody could make. One printing factory fucked up and printed all Bearstains in one newspaper or book series and fucked with peoples minds.
I think the worst effect is Mr Rodgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuBcDB4_e3Q
he says "this neighborhood" instead of "The"
>>81416906
kek
I remember Berenstein bears and there is little doubt in my mind.
I'm only 22 my memory is vivid and I was a great reader in elementary, still am. if my young self did indeed see berenstAin I would have pronounced it stain. there's just no two ways about it. instead, it is engraved in my memories as beren-steen. the Berenstein bears
it's a very odd phenomenon
>>81419327
yeah this is still seriously fucking with me
>>81418814
maybe this universe needed us to help them
>>81407141
I think it's retarded. Most people were read the Bernstain Bears to their parents before they could read themselves. They didn't think anything of the book as they went through their lives and heard the last name "stein" everywhere. Now having thought of the book for the first time in 25 years they conflate the two, incorrectly.
There's a guy at my work who normally is a pretty smart and rational guy but he's seriously hung up on this shit. Is it so hard to accept the fact that you're remembering it wrong?
>>81408803
>(((stein)))
>>81418068
>implying that's not why they changed it
>>81409435
Youre thinking of either skippy peanut butter or jiffy pop popcorn.
>>81419671
>>81418814
>>81418229
>we are a peaceful people
>>81418788
the 1980 action figures were pure gold at some shots silver looks gold
i am a /stein/ and i come in peace
>>81416025
its Holmes you cretin
>>81407141
its simple, really
people are too butthurt to admit they remember wrong so they invent an impossible scenario where they are right and the world is trying to bring them down.
pure bullshit
>>81418788
gold new version you still remember
>>81418788
silver leg old version you probably forgotten about
>>81420980
>>81407958
>C3PO has a silver leg
The fuck?
>berenstain Bears
>berenstein cub club
>>81407141
I could've sworn it was (((Bernstain))).
>>81420773
I know that you mongoloid. Phone key pads a small. Too small!
>>81407141
>tfw I am not in the timeline where mandela died
>>81420773
He obviously watched the all-black remake.
