Should we sell Alaska to Canada and let Hawaii become its own country?
>>81404733
Damn... hmm... didn't even know alaska was the size of australia... makes you think... huh
>>81404733
Neither wants that.
Need Alaska to keep tabs on Russia and China.
Need Hawaii to keep tabs on Japan.
Why don't we just annex Canada instead?
>>81404733
give us the fucking panhandle at least, it'll make the border look nicer
>>81404733
fuck no
hawaii makes bank for the U.S. by merit of existing (tourism), and Alaska has enough key military facilities to never justify selling it.
>>81404733
Yes we should sell Alaska to Canada. Canada is our GREATEST ally.
Hawaii should be Indepedent because it's an island. Australia and Japan is proof that island countries work.
alaska is rich as fuck
hawaii is a key military location
>>81404733
>let Hawaii become it's own country
>implying the Japs wouldn't annex it as soon as we let it go.
>>81404733
alaska is awesome. for 2 cents an acre we bought some oil-rich land, has gold deposits, lumber, and great fishing water
why would you give that up?
>>81404733
KYS TRAITOR
Yes.
>>81405132
it makes our map look ugly and I can't drive there without crossing canada
>>81405000
>>81404873
This
Imperialism is what we want you fucking cuck, we need to add more states
>>81405239
do you want a war? because that's how you get a war
>>81405384
Hey man, I thought you were selling.
>>81405318
kek
>>81405334
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia first please. We need dem sick fishing spots and to fuck with the francophones hardcore.
No. Because when global warming kicks into high gear Alaska will be prime real estate.
>>81404733
No?
Why the fuck would we give away clay like that
>>81404733
Do they even want that?
>>81405318
god dammit I laughed hard
>>81405314
so we can annex the west coast to connect them, no need to sell
>>81404733
>tfw you wake up realizing your a Canadian
If that happens I'll become the next maple rambo
>>81405318
We should take all land west of Ontario besides BC
>>81405000
never
stay cucked
>>81404854
there isnt even anything on that side of russia.
>>81405807
>>81405613
No. we arnt selling.
>>81404733
can we get enough to pay off the debt... if not then no
>>81404733
Alaska is too valuable and Hawaii likes the welfare too much to leave
>>81405880
why stop there. Take greenland too, and al that uselss shit between canada greenland and the north pole.
and those little south pacific islands too.
>>81405851
i'm pretty sure there's missiles and a bunch of airbases
i dunno, too lazy to look at a modern map
>>81405851
Doesn't stop the Russian military on a possible front for war
>>81406106
>>81406585
why brazile?
gib greenland plox. also antarctica is ours. we need it for expansion in 2500
>>81406796
Greenland is rightful US clay, we killed the 20 nazis occupying it and liberated it. We even offered Denmark a couple of million for it in 1945
>>81406585
>Brazil
no thanks
Why is no one highlighting PR and the other Caribbean territories we hold?
>>81406796
>>81406974
>>81404733
Isn't Hawaii a huge military and tactical location in the ocean that allows America to extend its reach of information gathering and control of that part of the sea?
>>81407311
getting closer, I think youre on the right track with making more ocean
>>81407476
>>81407808
its like you want the world to be an sjw shitfest
>>81407808
Baka Aussie tourist.
>>81407922
>>81408004
That's it. Nailed it.
>>81408004
its perfect
>>81404733
>>Alaska makes alot of oil and gas revenue for the U.S.
They have an early warning system to warn the lower 48 of tsunami's.
& a Ballistic Missile Early Warning System
And they also have missile bases.
>>81408004
Looking good mate.
>>81404795
Well, actually...
>>81404733
Better plan.
Take canada and retake the Philippines
>>81404733
Fuck no. Hawaii is a tourist hotspot and Alaska has military importance and resources.
>>81408004
So, secret underwater city?
>>81411083
This.
Didn't even read the thread but I saw the post about scale
Fuck the Mercator map. It is the worst map created and is only used because it made things easier on travelers. Now that we're in the space age can we please move on from that shitty map. Thanks, a drunk shitposter
>>81405314
>Not taking a ferry
Fucking pleb.
>>81404733
>implying canada has the money to buy alaska
>>81407311
>>81406585
>wanting the shit holes of the word
kek
just take Mexico and build a wall to prevent the barbaric Salvadorians you created
>>81411019
Nice try, leaf.
>>81405851
>American education strikes again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Far_East
Yea sure, and then we might as well set colorado on fire and offer oklahoma to india as a kindo of national poo repository.
>sell to Canada
>Canada having money
We'd need to defund our military to the point of non-existence (which would leave us with about $15) and then have an even larger border to guard while we're already not pulling our weight on the international stage despite our retard PM's sabre rattling
>>81404733
No lets not sell any of our land!
>Sell Alaska to Canada
With what money? Government is broke and is inevitably going to have to cut spending or raise taxes unless our economy starts doing really well out of nowhere.
>>81405880
>Taking Nunavut
ew
>>81404733
>implying Canada has the money
>>81404873
But it'd make Canada less white :(
>>81404733
No, we should annex Canada (and Cuba) like the founding fathers intended.
>>81404733
If the US was capable of securing the well being of the white people that make up the backbone of this country, then I'd be all for expanding our empire, but the problem with adding places like Canada or Greenland to the US is that we'd just make white countries less white. It sucks to say it, but it's true.
>>81413065
Stop voting for Grits
Never ever ever sell land unless you get a really good offer
>>81404733
Yes, please God get the fuck rid of Hawaii. Less ungrateful, savage, low IQ shitskins to worry about. I fucking hate Hawaiians.
>>81414560
The big alternative to the grits were the tories that promised balanced budgets and ran six straight deficits that was pledging to tax me and then offer other people a home reno tax credit when I'm a renter living in a real estate bubble.
The other alternative was a left wing party that promised free daycare, universal prescription coverage, a pony for every canadian funded by nothing more than a 2% cooperate tax hike.
I sort of had to pick my poison.
>>81407311
can we take baja california? they have some tasty waves.
What will Canada give us for Alaska? They don't even have any gold.
>>81415749
>>81415749
All the maple syrup you can stomach, but only if Sarah Palin is in the deal.
>>81404733
Fuck no, Hawaii and Alaska are very crucial states for the U.S. geographically.
>>81404733
No
Dont let trudeau cuck alaska
>>81417356
maybe alaska could uncuck the rest of us?
>>81405318
Rightful clay
>>81404733
no, Hawaiins killed their monarch to be Americans. + Alaska is much more interested than all of Canada if you've ever been there. it's essentially the only part of would-be-Canada that has significance to it