Meme Magic Nightly Ritual Thread 1
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The night is quiet tonight.
As a result, all /pol/acks skilled in the arts of meme magic will gather and spiritbomb the world once more, and bring a new happening of greater proportions than the last.
Deus kek!
WOLOLO
What happenings will you bless us with tonight lord kek?
>>81398946
will it start soon?
>>81398850
ITT we meme a happening using the power of 8
colorado= 8 letters
8th largest state
Ogdoad meme magic is the answer
also
Happening Colorado Dever
anagrams to
Ogdoad chlorine prep en van
meme it
>ogdoad thats a given
>someone makes a chlorine bomb
>prepped in a van
praise Ogdoad
top kek
top nu
top huh
top amen
>>81398850
Fine, ww3 tomorrow
>>81398946
Will a bomb go off during the Olympic Opening Ceremony?
>>81398850
check em and kek em
>>81398946
this?>>81399020
>>81398850
Earthquake soon.
>>81399060
The lord has not graced me with dubs, trips nor quads. Clearly I am not in his favour. I will try harder this time, with more faith. Am I worthy yet lord?
>>81398946
trying for an answer from the 8 deities
>>81399020
>>81399090
>wasting meme magic
do not squander kek's gifts
>>81398850
The Happening of all happenings is upon us, anons. Rejoice, for we will soon be bathed in kek's divine light, before joining him in eternity. Praise kek!
>>81399211
SPOKEN
>>81398850
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
Will kek bless us with the assassination of Erdogan soon?
>>81399189
not likely it seems
musnt force a granted answer it comes when it least expected
PRAISE QEK
>>81399214
woops dropped the dubs. Here they are
>>81399211
Kek's messenger...
>>81398946
Please lord answer my plea
A hospital shooting would be interesting, maybe an escalation in ebola infections in India?
>>81399292
shit, dropped em again. Here ya go
>>81398946
is ww3 upon us all might kek
KEK IS AWAKENED. HIS POWER INCREASES AS DOES THE EFFECT OF MEME MAGIC. HE ALREADY FORETOLD AN EVENT IN ANOTHER THREAD THAT WOULD EMPOWER HIM AND GIVE HIS FOLLOWERS EVEN MORE POWER.
>>81398946
Will there be another happening in the next week, Great Kek?
>>81398946
Will Pence and Trump meme their way to the White House?
>>81398946
Will Crusade begin and kebab removed?
>>81399211
kek and kauket have spoken
they will choose where and when
perhaps it will happen in chicago tomorrow around 9 am
>>81398946
Will I become the overman?
>>81398946
Will nuclear war occur within the next month?
Ww3 soon
>>81398850
Let's do it anon. I lend my OC to Kek to power the happening.
>>81399211
>>81399322
KEK has arrived
>33
>>81399248
>EOD
>>81399292
>A hawk
The world will end in seven days. make peace with your gods, anons. For kek will smite them all
>>81399322
doesnt look like it i suppose
Posting here in hopes of RNC riots
>>81399322
very doubtful
Ogdoad answer our question
where and when is the next happening
usa? tommorow?
>>81399600
BETTER NOT TELL YOU
>>81399600
Lord KEK wills it!
now is not the time, save your prayers for another day.
>>81399600
Kek have mercy
>>81399600
explain
LORD KEK, WILL NUCLEAR WAR BE UPON US IN OUR SHORT LIFETIMES
>>81398946
will i get laid this summer
>>81398850
Big hapenning tomorrow
>>81399322
reminder https://youtu.be/SgROaJY6Xnk
>>81399822
Surely.
>>81399822
PRAISE BE UNTO OUR LORD.
WE WILL TRUELY BE BLESSED WITH A HAPPENING OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
>>81399830
rerolling
Nigger uprising and turk-American war Monday.
hillary will die before the election
>>81399934
rererolling
>>81398850
>Le meme magic is real
Stop posting kid, play time is almost over.
Also, kek isn't real,only Lord dubman is
>>81399853
In Turkey btw
You faggots can't wait for the convention can you?
Kek's will may be strange, but we can be certain that within the next 2 months, there will be a major geopolitical event which will kickstart the beginning of the third world war. Keep /comfy/ anons.
LORD KEK, WILL THE USA BE NUKED FIRST?
>>81399822
thank kek, i still have time to find a gf
LORD KEK, PLEASE NUKE THE ROACHES
>>81399999
BIG HAPPENING IN TURKEY TOMORROW
>>81400000
DOUBLE HAPPENING?!?!?!?!
>>81400000
witnessed
>>81399999
You beautiful bastard you did it
The world is simply breathing for now, gathering energy for the RNC.
Trump will win
>>81399999
>>81400000
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>81400105
Shit
>>81399999
RIP Turkeys
>>81398946
Lord Kek
Will I ever get to see all 72 virgins?
I'm never having sex ever again am I?
>>81399999
>>81400000
KEK WILLS IT
>/pol/ unironically believes that LARPing some Ancient Egyptian religion through modern memes will accomplish anything
>>81399999
>>81400000
TURKEY CIVIL WAR
CONVENTION CHAOS
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>81398946
Dont insult Kek with this nonsense.
>>81398850
Kek Killed all Religion today.
It is sad Kek Keekd himself in the process
>>81399211
dont squander his gifts
>>81399322
dont beleive this is a messenger
>>81399600
we are not worthy of knowing
which seems like its happening, but no foresight shall be given
>>81399999
without a doubt
>>81399822
no nuke in our lifetime makes sense
>>81400000
i see
>usa , convention it is
>>81399822
Ohgoddammit.... You know not the powers you tempt. Cease now or kek shall open the box that will bring forth the cleansing light. Even now he stirs in his slumber. Turn back before it is too late.
DO YOU NOT SPEAK THROUGH THOSE WHO WISH TO ONLY GET REPEATING DIGITS, O GREAT LORD KEK?
>>81400000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81398946
Will the Rio Olympics end in tragedy?
>>81400014
dont buy the hype. a WW3 is to far down the line to worry about right now
civil unrest, riots, terrorist attacks sure. WW3 wont happen in the next 10 years most likely. its all just saber rattling right now and will be until specific people die and cant stall this out any longer
>>81400300
The HAPPENING must come.
>>81400300
Confirmed
>>81400224
Talk to us when Trump is in the Whitehouse faggot.
>>81399999
Nice one hermano.
Kek sure bless you.
Lozem gain
Trump does a win
WILL RUSSIA LAUNCH THE FIRST NUKE, O CROAKING ONE
>>81400300
Better not tell...
what did he mean by this?
also rerolling for if Im getting laid
Praise KEK, let us meme in our daily threads and
>let the nukes start the destruction
WILL CHINA LAUNCH OR RECIEVE THE FIRST NUKE WHICH BEGINS THE END?
>>81399822
Wew
>>81400388
Not so fast.
>>81400444
O shit
>>81398946
An attack on Berlin?
WILL NUCLEAR WAR BE THE END OF HUMANITY?
>>81400444
the extra 4 is for a tranny :3
>>81398946
Nukes by monday
>>81400444
Four is unlucky
Perma thirst
>>81398946
Ultser rejoins Ireland?
>>81400565
bad news
WILL THE NUCLEAR WAR BE BETWEEN INDIA AND PAKISTAN?
>>81398946
Race war soon?
>>81400350
almost certainly.
At least one high profile mugging / murder of an athlete.
>>81398946
Rollin.
>>81398946
Will WWIII start before the year is over?
GLORIOUS KEK, BRING US A /COMFY/ WEAK OF RNC BLOODSHED
WILL THE NUCLEAR WAR CULMINATE IN MECCA AND/OR JERUSALEM BEING NUKED? BAGHDAD?
>>81400000
Fucking witnessed. Popcorn stocks BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
I feel dark forces brewing
>>81398850
Not a magic memester but one of the forecoming happenings will happen in Brazil during the Olympic games
If I am right you will remember this post.
>>81400580
>>81400633
>ask again
AM I GETTING FUGGED BY A TRANNY?!
my digits confirm that ISIS will attack France/Belgium/UK on the 27 July
Praise KEK Almighty
>>81399999
>>81400000
Kek Forgive Us
For We Know Not What We Do
>>81400693
>KEK
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Albert Pike's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.
WE MUST KNOW, WILL IT BE THE CITY OF WORLDS DESIRE, CONSTANTINOPLE? ROME?
>>81398946
ww3 after you read this?
>>81399999
anzu, noooooooooooooooooooo
any relation between kek and hypnotoad?
This is one hell of a ride
>usa, 18th-21st , convetion its ogre
this should put trump in office by a land slide
BERLIN?
>>81400794
Heretic detected
All my praise to you, our generous lord of uncertainty and chaotic events....
.... I respectfully request the great dank happening that this world so desperately needs.
>>81398946
Oh lord bless me, will I get more pussy in the fall than the extreme amount I got during the spring semester?
Allahu akbar
Danger to Berlin
WILL CHRISTIANDOM FALL TO ITS KNEES?
>>81400847
Ogdoad answer us
Is this the key?
A Crusade
WILL ISLAM FALL?
>>81398946
Lord Kek,
is there any point in even planning for fall semester?
>>81398946
Will WW3 start this year?
WILL INDIA NUKE ITSELF?
Civil war in France soon...
Sideways kek praise
Redpill me on this Ogdoad stuff
Kek isn't real
WILL NORTH KOREA ISSUE A NUKE UNTO ITSELF?
OH LORD KEK
BLESS US WITH A HAPPENING
100 BLM PROTESTERS RUN OVER BY A BASED SUBARU
>>81400924
top kek
top nu
top huh
top amen
>Donald trump make america great again
anagram
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler
grant us with an answer
>>81400794
Get out nigger
>>81401000
OH SHIT
>>81401000
Kek wills it
London beware of terrorism
That's right, you faggots! Keep spreading memes with symbolism rooted in Jewish Freemasonry and Satanism. When are you going to learn that memes are all part of black operations?
>>81401033
PRAISE BE UNTO THE LORD. NUMBERS BE BLESSED!
>>81398946
will there be a mass draft in the US within the next 2 years
>>81399564
Pretty pretty please, I need my pretty purple plum kek
Race War in 2 days
>>81400794
how many threads are you going to paste this in? show me the document on your desktop where you have this fag shill shit saved. how much is hillary paying you?
O KEK BRINGER OF LIGHT, WILL YOU USHER IN THE LIGHT OF A NUCLEAR BOMB?
>>81401000
THE FIRE RISES?!
>>81401033
The Ogdoad is the 8 dieities
4 frogs
>kek
>nu
>huh
>amen
>>81389357
FOR TEH LOVE OF KEK
>>81401000
HES HEEEEERE. LET THE ISLAMIC FRENCH REVOLUTION BEGIN
>>81398946
Will Bernie Sanders return campaign donations now that he lost?
>>81400566
What did Lord KEK mean by this?
>>81398946
Race war?
>>81398946
Turkey attacks U.S. and we exterminate roach
But what happens when we finally gone too far?
>>81401058
i see we are not worthy however...
is it a false flag at the convention?
>>81401000
WITNESSED
>>81401045
Blasphemy!
>>81398946
>>81401233
RACE WAR?
American Civil war this week
mom cena
>>81401233
ASK AGAIN FAGGOT
Canada in danger of terror
>>81401045
Kek is one of the two witness in Christianity, and sorta the same for jews. He is real in some form in most religions.
>>81401288
so its real?
isis attacks, blm?
trump shoots to victory is obvious after that
>>81398850
Praise kek.
Praise upon Kek
Though Kek may not bless everyone, it is always wise to know that he doesn't forget thou, and will never.
>>81401085
>rooted in Jewish Freemasonry and Satanism
>Jewish Freemasonry and/or Satanism existed 4000+ years ago
Yeah about that anon.. lmao
>>81398946
>>81400677
>At least one high profile mugging / murder of an athlete.
KEK WILLS IT
>>81398946
Will the mother of whoever is reading this die in her sleep unless they reply to this post?
>>81398946
Will I have GF soon?
>>81398946
Lord Kek
Do The Grey's have reptilian blood?
Please Bless Us with an answer.
>>81401405
tell us !
praise kek tell us
>>81401209
boinie pandois is a filthy kike, enemy of our lord KEK. Enemy of our people. He cannot be trusted and he will not return donations.
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP
>>81401453
reawling
The next hitler is in this thread.
>>81401473
ok fine i will wait and see
>>81401425
Masonry comes from Babylonian mystery schools you dumb fuck.
>>81398946
Nuclear war within the month?
>>81400000
>>81401288
DO YOU NOT SEE???
>>81400000
Kek willing, make this convention happening benefit Trump.
>>81398946
Lord Kek, when Trump wins, will he send Hillary to prison?
A great fire will set upon the eastern seaboard and burn to the west purifying the nation and delivering us into the age of the old gods. Praise KEK.
>>81400840
Yeah, especially in cartoons there is subtle holy frog worship interjected here and there.
>>81400000
>>81399211
>>81399999
>>81399600
>>81399322
we will need our meme magic to clean this up
>>81398946
NUCLEAR WAR 2k16??
>>81398946
Yellowstone Caldera Eruption
>>81398946
Will the French retaliate for nice?
>>81401137
Fool. Kek is the harbinger of chaos. He brings the darkness that we may see the light.
Kek, after you tend this world usunder may we have the strength to build a better one.
>>81398946
Ateroid impact.
>>81398946
Alien Invasion.
>>81401612
this
>>81401539
More proof how deluded Christcucks are. Your worthless God didn't even exist when Kek and his fellow Gods were ruling the civilized world.
Fuck off faggot.
>>81401644
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81401644
>>81401000
What did he mean by this?
>>81398850
I believe kek will bless us with the Turkish coup upstarting again. Ramping up even harder this time around. Maybe Russia getting into the Frye
>>81398946
Kek bless me in all my endeavors
Praise Jesus
Behold, for it is i, The Father of Happenings KEK himself! My children.. many, many happenings will be blessed upon the world for your enjoyment very, very soon. Happy happenings, and remember, praise KEK! blessed be ~
>>81400351
WWIII will be civil wars around the globe. KEK will bring chaos, from which a more pure order may be created. It is the way of KEK.
>>81399211
They have been going at it since three days ago, there's no stopping it now, you guys are about to summon kek irl, get your ass rdy for what's comming.
Aliens?
>>81401719
Kek is part of Christianity. he is once of the witnesses sent to cause chaos.
>>81401788
Blessed be kek
>>81401700
prepare your anus
>>81401700
I leave my fate in the hands of KEK.
>>81398946
Will trump win?
>>81401719
Go back you redditor faggot
>>81401824
>trying to retcon your cuckold plaigarized religion into this
>/pol/ can summon an ancient egyptian frog god
>/x/ can't even summon demons
How did we pull it off?
Shooting at RNC on Monday, gunman will perish without kills but it will still cause a chimpout
Is it all a psyop?
>>81398946
My lord, Nuclear attack at all soon?
>>81401773
The French are going to channel their inner Charles The Hammer Martel and begin the process of Kebab removal.
>>81398946
Will i get that juicy pussy tonight?
>>81398946
Donald presidency?
Turks will be booted out of NATO and Turks will be genocided.
Check em.
>>81398946
IS OBAMA HAPPY KEK
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
Shooting at RNC on Monday, Black Panther gunman will perish without kills but it will still cause a chimpout
Kek please. WWIII NOW?
>>81402188
HAHAHA
thought so
>>81398946
Kek... soon, for me?
>>81402188
poor obongo
Praise Kek.
So far we have
Turkey happening
France happening
Usa, republican convention Happening
Is pic related meme magic tier?
I found it from some likeily schizophrenic anon. I don't get it, but do you guys get it?
Kek please I beg of you send us nuclear release today!
>>81402372
kek is this right?
>>81402372
>>81398946
and a sad obama
right kek?
please let isis attack Republican convention causing and instant trump victory
>>81402372
Is it too much to hope for a Saudi Arabia happening? KEK, we beg you!
Kek, nuclear war 2017?
I hate nights with such low happenings, kek blesses us yes, but sometimes us mortals must take things into thier own hands under the guidense of kek, how do we manufacture a real happening within the next 24 hours? A raid of somekind maybe? But what?
>>81398946
Will everyone on /pol/ enter into a personal Golden Age of prosperity, abundance, and glory?
>>81398946
i forgot to directly ask
Praise kek and kauket
will there be a cool shooting at the convention
no more 00 tell us we can keep it a secret
>>81399999
>>81400000
D O U B L E
H
A
P
P
E
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If doubles, American Pharaoh dies tragically.
>>81402398
Off by a digit
Shooting at RNC on Monday, gunman will perish without kills but it will still cause a chimpout
>>81402653
well fuck kek youre tearijg me apart just answer us
>>81402566
Nuclear war 2016 then?
>>81402699
mother of god this is for real
i give up
>>81402699
CONFIRMATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT
>>81398946
Will there be a false flag at the convention??
shakeshakeshake
>>81398946
Kek, nuclear war 2016?
>>81398946
Is it happening?
>>81402827
Deus Kek
Another big crash soon, very sad. Horizon many see, no more brown. We all lose.
Praisth thou kek, for alowth of the holy sacrament of dubs.
>>81398946
/shill/ takeover of /pol/ soon?
>>81399999
Oh jeez.
Dūbs confirm it.
>>81398946
Will everything be okay?
>>81398946
Act of war this week on US?
>>81398946
At the conventionS????
>>81398850
PRAISE BE UPON KEK! (pbuk)
KEK WILL SUMMON THE ALIEN OVERLORDS FROM THEIR DEEP UNDERGROUND BASES!
A NEW WORLD WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS HAPPENING!
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD SO IT SHALL BE!
PRAISE KEK!
>>81402989
Doth, own shall not believe or shall be smited.
Ayy lmaos invade.
>>81398946
Are you one of the two witnesses?
>>81403155
>my sources say no
thank kek
>>81399999
>>81400000
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
>if gets happening in usa
>>81400478
fuck off
Mudslimes attack the rnc in force killing mostly police, all attackers are killed by armed civilians with ar 15s,
>>81398850
Happening in US is war-like?
>>81398946
Will there be an attack in Japan next week sometimes?
>>81401530
>next
Merkel is alive and well currently; so you might be mistaken anon.
>>81398946
Should I go get my mac tonight costume and go shoot my nigger neighbors and literal cuck neighbor?
>>81398946
Massive chimpout.
Enhanced radiation weapons are reintroduced into the US arsenal
>>81398946
KEK PLEASE TELL ME! NUCLEAR WAR EVER? IF SOON TRIPLE PLS.
>>81403460
i give up. kek refuses any question about nuclear war.
>>81398946
Will this post be doubles?
Nicola Sturgeon squirts last night's haggis into my mouth as Boris leads an army to recreate the empire.
Putin won't be reelected
>>81403460
>>81403513
>>81403564
>WOW Thats What I Call FAILURE Vol. (You)
>>81403513
You only have to believe, anon.
Believe will all your might.
>>81403513
LORD KEK:
Will we see global atomic weapon dismantling before glassing ourselves?
>>81403644
INSULT TO INJURY
>>81403644
What a waste of doubles. They are in short supply.
>>81403627
Fuck it, re roll, c'mon Kek i'll suck your warty dick
>>81398850
Meme-ing for second holocaust
kek big boom Tues
Ļ̴̣̖E̝̖̻̯ͅT̵͓͚̗̼̦̝̦̠̖ ̵̣̘̦̙̻͎͡Ḩ̵͎͖͖̭̻̹͚̹̟͡I̷̡̼̙̜͓͎̘͔̥͜Ş̛̥͔̞̞̹ ̷̧̰̤̘̺̬͉͔͜ͅW̷̷̗̦̝͞I̶̪̩͇͍̣̞͜Ĺ̷͔̹͙͖̻̤̥͠L̠̻͓͓͈͇̜̲̭͡ ͏͙̪̺̻̹͕̥͚ͅB̖̬̹̪̪È̷̻̳̦ ҉̧̹̠̭͟D͘͏͙̱O͔̟̠͕̲͖̪͍N̡̡̹E̡͍̤̼
Kek, can we have a terrorist attack with a flamethrower this year?
>>81403844
D U B S
U
B
S
>>81398946
Civil war in Turkey?
>>81403844
haha
cool
̸̸̬͆͠͠͡F
>>81403844
WITNESSED
>>81399999
>>81400000
PRAISE KEK
>>81398946
Will the government ban ice cream?
>>81403919
How about a successful second coup in Turkey?
Sweden yes?
>>81404002
Don't you even try motherfucker
FREE ICE CREAM?
>>81398946
Will I become a master at video games?
>>81404230
#NotAllIceCream
>>81404347
Thank Kek.
sometimes I just need a mo'fuckin drumstick
drumsticks for everyone.
If dûßš, another unarmed black teen gets killed by cops on camera.
>>81399999
>>81400000
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>81404508
>You're making my mouth water
Fuck it I'm going to buy one right now
>>81398946
Kek I beg you, will I finish my secret project?
>>81404642
Pissing in bottles is not a secret
Mr. Kek, I love fire. Especiaily forrest fires. Ones that can't be stopped. Ones that cover the sky with ash and smoke. What do these digits have to day about it?
Throwing down for some unforeseen chaos magicka on ya'll
remember to stay in your heart
it's just a ride
ain't no going back
no complaints now
you wanted it
you got it
Thread hit auto sage. New one?
>>81404964
>NEW THREAD HERE
>>81403275
>>81398946
Massive Turkish Refugee crisis in 2016
>>81398946
death
>>81398946
destruction
7 desciples of otherworldly beings will be chosen to move on to the next stage of being. In 7 years time, they will return to our plane, a war torn nuclear hell, and lead the remain humans to a new prosperity.
>>81401093
What part of nuclear annihilation do you not understand?
Oh great and mighty KEK grant me wisdom.
Will a major U.S. Political player die tomorrow?
>>81398946
Will I win tomorrow
>>81406737
pls
>>81403739
The fact you even think dubs aren't eternal for Kek is heresy.
>>81401534
>>81406777
Kek has spoken lad
Kek will be shown favor in this world
OUR FROG
WHO ART ON 4CHAN
HALLOWED BE THY MEMES
PRAISE KEK!
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