Solve these conflicts /pol/
Nukes
>>81398356
A full scale war and see who is dominant at the end.
>>81398356
Give Palestine to Israel, make Taiwan like Hong Kong, turn the Balkans over to the Muslims, and enslave all haitians.
>>81398356
Israel: Nuke'em
Romania: Build wall
China: (paper tiger) Let Japan get rid of Article 9
Haiti: Send them our death row inmate niggers
>>81398356
kill niggers
done
>american
>balkans to muslims
>obama stop shitposting. Balkan is the theatre of war between the cross and crescent.
The UN can thank me later
>>81398356
Every single nation in the world is now at war with every other single nation in the world. Nukes are locked, no allies allowed. After 5 years, borders will be redrawn by whose military controls where, any complainers get nuked into oblivion.
>>81398356
Burn Haiti to the ground. Let the DR rebuild.
>>81398356
Make 1967 borders for Israel/Palestine coupled with a UN peacekeeping mission in the Palestinian lands
Unite the Slavic countries, plus the Greek province of Macedonia, into a single South Slavic federal state broken down at the sub-national level for maximum self-determination. South Kosovo would become Albania, and North Kosovo would join Slavia. Romania and Moldavia hate each other so that one's basically useless, and Albania can (after it gets Kosovo) choose to keep independence or join Slavia or Greece in a federal structure.
Topple the mainland government and make all China like Taiwan, please. Failing that, Taiwanese independence and then a federation with Japan - they already have good cultural and political relations, and could do well from joining their economies and militaries against the PRC. South Korea can come too.
Area-by-area referendums in Haiti on joining the Dominican Republic.
>>81398356
>Grab Gaza
>Balkans are ok
>Bomb China
>wtf is this
>>81398356
Carpet bombing.
>>81399032
Fabrizio...
A) the Palestinians aren't gonna be quiet about that superimposition of Jerusalem.
B) GO fuck yourself and your BFF shiptar's and other muslims. What you marked out of Yugo is rightful clay of the federation. Land should be purged of the crescent and star scum.
C) China under a democratic rule will disintegrate, a firm hand is needed to control such a mass of people.
D) Who the fuck cares about those cannibals?
>>81398356
let 'em fight
>>81398356
the best solution for Israel and Palestine, is for them to form a new country, I don't know, maybe hey can do a trade, Palestine denounce Hamas and expel them from their government, while Israel have to contend with the fact that they will no longer be a Jewish concentric state
China should reclaim Taiwan
>>81398356
>Israel-Palestine
Deport all Palestinians to Jordan and Egypt, Israel expands and takes control of Sinai Peninsula
>China-Taiwan
Make Mandarin/Mainland Chinese the official language of Taiwan, have no records of the Taiwanese language in media and books. Then send millions of poor Chinese people to Taiwan
>Haiti-Dominican Republic
I honestly don't know what to do here
>Balkans
Croatia ,Slovenia form Croatia. Serbia, Bosnia, Montenegro and Kosovo form Yugoslavia.
>>81398356
Serbia takes over entire Balkans.
Israel and Palestine divided and conquered, replaced by Kingdom of Jerusalem.
China becomes Taiwanese Territory.
The last one? Who cares.
>>81398356
Kill all muslims
Kill all niggers
Kill all commies
Problem solved.
>>81399385
This.
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>>81399262
>wtf is this
pic related.
Caribbean island. Haiti had a successful slave revolt and is currently a shithole.
DR ain't so bad from what I hear.
>>81399380
>A)
They'll get some clay in return
>C)
Taiwan was the fascist forces' hideout, they're not gonna instate democracy on the mainland
>>81399481
>Make Mandarin/Mainland Chinese the official language of Taiwan, have no records of the Taiwanese language in media and books. Then send millions of poor Chinese people to Taiwan
You do know that Taiwan is already majority Han and the official language is Mandarin. The conflict is from the nationalist vs communist governments
Give Palestine land to jews to Piss off Muslims.
Balkans are fucked
Give Taiwan independence, the less of the world China ruins the better
Give Haiti to DR
>>81399385
absolutely this desu
Fuck the rest of the world, we gotta stop playing international policeman.
>>81399262
Haiti is majority African and speaks French and Dominican Republic speaks Spanish and is majority spic
>>81400394
Use the CIA to start a war between Haiti and DR, let them kill of huge amounts of each other then step in and take it for ourselves.
>>81398356
China-Taiwan is the easiest to solve. The '99 handover of Hong Kong presents a brilliant model (a large degree of economic and political autonomy) for the incorporation of Taiwan with the mainland.
legalize weed
>>81398356
>wait for another earthquake to utterly destroy haiti
>purge the balkan kebab
>give taiwan nukes to protect its sovereignty
>stop giving jews billions of dollars
fixed half of them
>>81398356
No.
>>81400805
>t. roach
>>81398356
1) Gaza remains in Palestinian hands. Israel must deal with its own issues. If it manages to annex Gaza so be it, but its not something the international community needs to solve.
2. Balkans are somewhat stable atm. Moldova, Kosovo, and Montenegro probably shouldn't be countries. Moldova absorbed by Romania, Montenegro and Kosovo go to Serbia and the Croatian and Bosnians there are moved to their respective countries like what should have happened in the first place before Serbia got all rapey about it.
3. Taiwan isn't China and China isn't Taiwan. Separate countries that need to acknowledge each other's sovereignty. Mao Zedong was over 50 years ago, move on.
4. Haiti/Dominican republic is a conflict? Haiti has nothing and would honestly be better governed by DR. Haiti has no claim to anything because Haiti is useless.
>>81398356
*cracks knuckles*
>israel
Give them nukes. Sell them all the arms they can buy, and let them handle their business. No more gibs though.
>balkans
Ally with Serbia, like we should have done 25 years ago, and give them free license to domesticate the region. Also kick Greece out of Europe.
>Taiwan
eh, it's a lose/lose situation. China had a fair claim to it, but they can't just wait to become a superpower and then decide to repossess rebel territory 60 years later. Just stay out of it and trust China to behave like an adult.
>>81398709
>turn the Balkans over to the Muslims
0/10, nice try Abdul
The correct answer was remove kebab
>>81398356
replace the isreali jews with genocidal crusaders
nuke the balkans into the sea
give commie china to taiwan
enslave the island niggers
>>81399481
It's funny because that's basically what they did when Chiang Kai-Shek went to Taiwan.
Part 2
>>81403074
what's canada
>>81403422
Quebec Province speaks France and they want Indepedence. But Quebec wants to keep Canadian currency and Canadian benefits.
Also Alaska is connected to Canada so it should be Canadian
>>81403074
Hawaii is american and okinawa is japanese. That is a fact.
>Jews
Israel decides once and for all what settlements they want. They choose ones that allow them a secure and defensible situation (Not some spaghetti noodles out into the west bank). If there are sizable Palestinian Israeli ghettos or whatever in Israel then some population transfers. Especially to solve the issue of Palestinian population booms in the future making Israel, even without the west bank, into a Jewish minority state. It won't be the 1967 borders because it isn't 1967 anymore. Go fortress Israel when they have decided on their 'not one inch now and forever' territory. Pull out of rest of West Bank and do Gaza style 'mowing the grass' operations every time there's a rocket attack.
>Balkans
Doesn't need solving because it solved itself. Contrary to the phobia of secession and balkanization and the breakup of a country by the rest of the world (Who fear Contagion - if Kurds and Sunnis break away from Iraq and are successful then the Basqsues and Scots and Texans will go "hey it's my turn"). the Balkans have shown that more homogeneous nation states are more safe and secure than a polygot one like Yugoslavia.
>China
Not solvable because of the irredentist Chinese jingoistic faggots. Taiwan should realize looking at Hong Kong that ever accepting themselves back into the good graces of China will mean the Chinese try to rule them the way they rule their mainland.
>Haiti
Dominican policy of ejecting niggers and the election of a hispanic trump who will BUILD WALL with Haiti.
>>81403712
>Alaska is connected to Canada so it should be Canadian
t. Trudeau
>>81398356
Give Muslim land to Jews
Give Taiwan to China - its already mainly Han
Give Haiti to Dominican Republic - exterminate Haitians
Give Kosovo to Serbia - Exterminate Bosniak muslims - split land between Croatia, Serbia and Montenegro
Give European Turkey to Greece and Bulgaria to split
Whatever benefits America the most.
>>81403074
Give de jure recognition of Nagorno-Karabakh as part of Armenia. No other solution exists. If it were given back to Azerbaijan, there would be massive ethnic cleansings.
>>81403074
Give Tibet to China
Give Georgia to Russia
Give Chiapas to Mexico
Hawaii stays in USA
Okinawa stays in Japan
Quebec stays in Canada
>>81403074
Make Tibet autonomous, glory to King Gésar.
Make Iranian Azerbaijan independent, make Nakchivan independent, and erase all Ossetians/Abkhazians in Georgia. Armenia will inevitably rot itself into nonexistence.
Build a wall and have Mexico pay for it.
Return to a Spanish-styled monarchy for Mexico before devolving power again and hopefully do it in a more stable manner.
Hawaii... is a nice place. Maybe install some more AC in public buildings, but it's overall pretty good.
Could Okinawa even survive on its own? I don't see a problem here.
Fuck the French, ethnically cleanse and split up Quebec.
>>81404555
BASED, especially for a fucking leaf
>>81398356
>Abolish Israel start a new democracy based country in same region.
>Balkans just let russia take it back over.
>China and Taiwan just make it another Hong Kong style deal
Don't know shit about Haiti issue
>Just carpet bomb the whole island and make it into a resort island
>>81398356
Put nuclear landmines on the border of South/North Korea. Tell no one where they are. Peace for many years.
With Greece instead of giving them money give them weapons and spread propaganda to retake Constantinople then take over Turkey
>>81398356
Allow Israel to colonize the Middle East provided they leave us alone.
Remove kebab from the Balkans by force.
Formally recognize Taiwan and make China fuck off and stop being butthurt.
Let the spics rule the Haiti niggers.
>>81398356
Nuke
Nuke
Don't care
Nuke
Wow
>>81403074
Tibet to China
Nuke them
Build the wall and don't care
?? Don't understand what's wrong
Japan can suck my dick
Quebec can fuck off
>>81405289
>give them weapons and spread propaganda to retake Constantinople then take over Turkey
You do know that the single city of Istanbul has a larger population than all of Greece?
>>81398356
The problem between Dominican republic and Haiti is the illegal immigration, there would be no problem of kicking out the illegals Haitians but we have the international leftie media whining about it.
>>81398356
All palestinians to Jordan, create Yugoslavia 2.0, sell Taiwan to Japan, deport haitians to africa.
>>81403074
Free Tibet, create greater Georgia, expel all indios from Chiapas, sell Hawaii to Japan, okinawa remains Japanese, free Quebec
let them solve it themselves or else just nuke all of them. save the ones that export cheap bananas though.
>>81405274
Kek
>>81398356
>implying genocide isn't the only answer
>>81398356
Israel and Palestine:
>2 States, Gaza goes to Israel, but connect West Bank to Golan along the Jordan border with split access to Galilee.
Balkans
>Remove kebab
China and Taiwan
>Fully independent Taiwan, with a handful of nukes and a substantial air force. Street-shitting mainlanders can go culturally revolve themselves.
>Also mainlander assets are frozen in foreign countries, just because.
>Maybe give Vietnam railguns or something IDK
Haiti and Dominican Republic
>Another big earthquake should do it
>>81398356
Erase Israel;
Independent and recognized Kosovo;
The government-in-exile of the Republic of China becomes an independent Taiwan;
A wall in the Dominican and Haitian border.
>>81403422
A mistake
remove kebabs, remove kebabs, let china invade taiwan, do not care about haiti.
>>81398356
Carpet bomb Israel AND palestine
Annex moldova then form a Republic with Serbia and Bulgaria, the rest can go fuck itself
Chinks need to die
Haiti btfo
>>81398356
>Israel
West Bank and Gaza become a sovereign, free Palestinian nation. East Jerusalem come under joint Israeli-Palestinian control. Golan Heights returned to Syria
>Balkans
Divide up Bosnia between Serbia and Croatia. Kosovo is returned to Serbia. Return Montenegro to Serbia.
>China
Taiwan revokes it's status as the Republic of China, China cuts trade deals favoring Taiwan in return and gives up all claims to Taiwan
>Hispaniola
Port-au-Prince is nuked and the entire island is given to the Dominicans.
Now where's my nobel peace prize?
>>81398356
1) Remove kebab
2) Remove kebab
3) Remove gook
4) Remove nigger
>>81398356
Let them rot.
Serbia or a return of the Byzantine Empire. Probably Serbia.
Nationalist China.
Return to colonial rule.
Have all Bosniaks return to Bosnia and Herzegovina. Make Bosnia a Switzerland style type of state. Each group of people besides the big 3 get representation in the state. No part of the country overrules any minorities.
Taiwan should have better relations with China. If they joined China plus Hong Kong the world would see China as a the greatest Superpower.
Israel and Palestine should be one country where Jews, Muslims, and Christians are all respected equally.
Haiti and Dominican Republican can be one country of two different people.
>>81403712
But if you buy it, the seller wins
>>81398356
>Israel-Palestine conflict
Kill all palestinian muslims
>Balkans
Kill all albanian and bosniak muslims
>China-Taiwan
Give Chyna some freedom
>Haiti-Dominicans
Kill all the blacks
That pretty much solves it. I should be in charge of fixing things.
>>81398356
A) Make Jerusalem christian again. Remove kebab and matze.
B) Remove kebab and promote the rebirth of Byzancium.
C) Fuck China, i mean.... make the whole country a fucking parking lot already.
Blockade the left side of the island 'till they all die from starvation. Then gib clay to DR.
also.... ffs eng wikipedia for the haitian revolution is a sjw festival. It gives the impression Haiti is some kind of dindu superpower ffs.
>Slave revolt
>Masters couldn't hold it or even care
>Niggers weren't worth to even be kept as property
>Fuck that i'm going back to Paris, leave this shitty island to these fuckers
>1st American country to achieve independece
>Starving since 1800
Such is the history of Haiti.
Also... fun fact... once Haiti and DR started a war because of a football match.
>>81398356
>Israel
Israel take over Palestinian areas and deport Palestinians in Jordan
>Balkans
Slovenia to Croatia
Montenegro and Kosovo to Serbia
Constantinople to Bulgaria
>China
Do Hong Kong Treaty/Agreement with Taiwan
>Haiti-DR
Build a giant wall on the border and have both countries militaries violently patrol the border and the coasts.
>>81398356
Jews out.
Cowardly Croats and asshole Albanians removed.
China EMP'd.
Blacks removed from Haiti.
Solved.
Isn't the whole Haiti/DR thing kind of like NK and SK? Where one of them is so utterly shit that reunification would be more trouble than it's worth?
In that case: Cut off international aid to Haiti and violently patrol their borders to ensure no refugees can leave. After enough of the dindus die give the clay back to HR.
>>81398356
>Israel
Abolish the state, establish a government based on a council with an equal number of seats reserved for Christians, Jews, and Muslims.
>Balkans
Fucked if I know
>China/Taiwan
Commies fuck off, legitimate Chinese government is restored to power
>Haiti/DR
Fucked if I know.
>>81400743
But, and here's the big deal, the Chinese government simply wont honor that.
>>81398356
The correct answer is "nothing to do with us"
Simply stay out of it
>kill all Jews
>kill all muslims
>kill Haitian and Dominican niggers
>Chinese might is right
>>81403074
Let Tibet go, and while your at it free Xinjiang, give back Inner Mongolia, and free Guangxi.
Fuck the rest.
>>81401677
0/10 you aer bad troll
>>81399976
Good damn it. I do know that they breed like rats and eat everything to desert but I am shocked.
Mandatory population control for them in the Haiti. Starts tomorrow.
>>81398356
1. Let Palistine be its own country after moving all Jews out of it, build wall/fence/border controls.
2. Nothing.
3. Give Taiwan 10,000 American troops and 3 nukes under American supervision
4. Nothing
One more challenge. How to make EU pure trade union again and end this failed natonal states killing project?
I suggest political assasinations of all the lunatics involved. They betrayed their citizens an turned Europe into sick islamists infested dystopia in no time. Member states can solve their problems on their own or by cooperating then as they see suitable.
>>81400743
>'99 Hong Kong handover
>brilliant
>Implying the model actually work
Try again
glass everything desu
