Only countries with nukes can post here.
>tfw feels good to know I'm going to get nuked when the war begins as an armored regiment is located at an airport 2 kilometers away from where I live
>tfw I'm going to die instantly and painlessly.
>tfw it probably won't be true, I'll suffer like a bitch and burn to death.
Yo
>>81398228
i want to lick her fucking asshole
>>81398444
I said "countries with nukes"
I'm sorry to say this but you probably won't live long enough to enjoy the scorching heat of a nuke. You, like many of your fellow countrymen, will probably meet your end at the hands of one of your many peaceful Muslims. The only questions is if it'll be a bomb, an AK, a truck or a knife.
Fuck i hope turkey doesn't "misplace" those NATO nukes. The last thing the world needs is some islamic death cult to get a moab.
Nukes are bad.
>>81398228
>tfw we will nuke muhamerde countries.
>feels good
>>81398881
I agree. If it weren't for nuke's, we'd own Cuba, Russia, and ton of other shit.
>>81399054
Word.
Britbongs with bombs checking in.
>>81399021
>tfw Hollande lose the code for the nukes
>>81399054
"we'd own Cuba, Russia, and ton of other shit."
the problem is that the Soviet Union had a much better army until the 80's, the nukes were the only thing preventing them from taking Europe and America.
The soviet fleet also had so much intelligence due to FBI and CIA agents giving them infos for money, that they would have defeated the US Navy in a few weeks, make some research about it, I'm not lying.
>marion will never sit on your face
>>81399390
Maybe you'll meet her in Heaven
>>81399390
>feels bad
>>81399054
Thank the (((Rosenbergs))).
>>81398228
Redstone Arsenal
>where are we going to keep all these fucking nuclear warheads?
>Aw, just put em down there in Alabama
can I post if i want my country to get nuked ?
>>81398228
we still have nukes right ?
>>81400243
not your nukes though.
You're just an arsenal where they put their nukes and transport planes.
>>81398228
What do you want fellow nuke holder?
thanks for the based Marion pic m8
>>81400602
To nuke some cockroaches and sandniggers.
We have nukes. Hello. We used to rule the world you know.
She is pretty cute for a fascist.
>>81400855
>fascist
Don't use big words when you're not a big guy
>>81400910
4u.
A Hungarian created the first nuclear bomb, you pleb
>>81398228
And then a finnish guy came at the thread to smile like he has a secret.
" in contrast to the rest of the Eastern front countries, where the war was fought to the end, a Soviet occupation of Finland did not occur and the country retained sovereignty."
- Stalin knew we allready had nukes.
>>81401005
The first hydrogen bomb*
though you don't own any
so :
>you have to go back
Offically no. But we have a large black hole in our defense budget
And we own all the uranium
*atom shutdownery intensifies*
come at me, faggots
>>81401197
We dont need bombs. We just wait till everyone with bombs get run over by muzzies ;)
>>81398228
Only countries that have used nukes in anger can post here. GTFO
>>81401005
Not for Hungary, though.
>>81398228
You know I never looked at her Wikipedia page until now and I feel sad that she is married.
Farewell my Joan of Arc.
>>81401809
She divorced about a week ago though
>>81398228
There is some legend that in the past Mexico had a nuclear bomb or at least a nuclear bomb program. We have a lot of uranium in Chiapas and a nuclear power plant. Aniway if not To develop a nuclear bomb just take us like 2 to 3 years.
The nuclear bomb program was a reponse to Cuba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzELYcJdP5k
Spanish only unfortunately.
fellow nukebro reporting in
why is she so literally perfect bros?
>>81402171
>he thinks making a nuclear bomb just requires 2-3 years, a few radioactive rocks and a shitty nuclear reactor
>>81398228
isis is allowed to post here?
>>81401923
No fucking way. Just read that her husband was a closet homo. Brb gonna install my pirated French Rosetta Stone.
I hope I'll see her someday.
>>81398228
Not only do we not own any nukes, nothing nuclear is allowed in our territory. We don't even let any amerifat naval vessels in our territory.
Have fun all dying in nuclear warfare.
>>81398228
NZ reporting in
>>81402596
Bro time to stop the deception and reveal our hand
>>81398834
The worst they have are 350 kt bombs.
You really think we're going hand out the big guns to everyone?
>>81398228
Nukes aren't real, it's a conspiracy.
You can only reply to this post if your country NUKED another country.
>>81402910
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>81401252
>large black hole in our defense budget.
Sorry mate, thats the Emu protection payments, not nukes.
>>81401104
Kek. Finns fought well against the commies
>>81398228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryzp0Pklc8
>>81402689
Nz is is actual master race though.
>Nzer first to split the atom, opening the world of nuclear war.
>Nz sees nuclear war as a way to get all the main "powers" to cuck themselves so we don't participate.
>sit back and wait for nuclear war to happen knowing we will never be bombed
>when the earth is on the brink of apocalypse from nukes we form super alliance with Australia and take over the world.
Only a matter of time.
>>81403441
>super alliance
You mean you will do as your told.
>>81403629
Without us you'll never defeat the mighty Emu army. You need us more than we need you m8
>>81403441
Why would Australia ally with you faggots if you two were the only countries left? They would rape your asses in a hot minute
>>81403441
>>81403629
>>81403735
10/10 bants
We have allready infiltrated the aussies with our boongas.
>>81403798
There will be more than us left. I image most of South America/Africa will be untouched by nuclear war. We will be the last surviving Anglo race. Might invite the leafs into it if they're lucky.
Superpower 2020 reporting
>>81401343
means that everyone's bombs will be in the hands of muzzies while we are unarmed you idiot
Crashing this thread
>>81398228
we do we literally have half of your nukes Pierre.
>>81407129
less than 20 american nukes are stocked in germoney Hans
>>81398228
We have a nuke too...
>>81398671
they share one with us.>>81398444
POST YOUR LE PENS
>>81408870
Germany is a de Facto Nuclear Power. Among the five European “non-nuclear states” (Germany, Turkey, Belgium, Netherlands, Italy) “Germany remains the most heavily nuclearized country with three nuclear bases (two of which are fully operational) and may store as many as 150 [B61 bunker buster ] bombs [with nuclear warheads]“. In accordance with “NATO strike plans”, these thermonuclear B61 bunker buster bombs (stockpiled by the “non-nuclear States”) could be launched “against targets in Russia or countries in the Middle East such as Syria and Iran”
While Germany is not officially a nuclear power, it produces nuclear warheads for the French Navy. It stockpiles nuclear warheads and it has the capabilities of delivering nuclear weapons. The European Aeronautic Defense and Space Company – EADS , a Franco-German-Spanish joint venture, controlled by Deutsche Aerospace and the powerful Daimler Group is Europe’s second largest military producer, supplying .France’s M51 nuclear missile.
Hey errybody, we in your waters fucking your shit up for shits n giggles
Or maybe we're not..
>>81398553
>i want to lick her fucking asshole
>>81398228
U MAD BRO?
I know something you don't know.
>>81398228
>the nose knows
>>81410015
Bane ?
>>81409713
Those brit sailor shorts are so cute.
>>81398834
>moab
>nukes
Spotted the kid who plays too much cod
Because you're bound to be overrun by chimps, we will be free to make one and bomb you to liberate you from your misery.
You should thank us.
>>81398834
>>81410369
moab isn't a nuke you cunts it's a fuel air bomb
>>81410336
Yes we find shorts are the appropriate attire when handling nuclear weapons,
If youre gonna be frying your balls off with radition anyway..why be uncomfortable?
Plus you can't perform HMS pinafore in tight pants, dont be ridiculous man.
Tally ho what what
>>81410608
>it's a fuel air bomb
Can it unleash the power equal to a 30mt blast?
Nagasaki was about 27KT and the heat from the fireball could be felt 1200 miles away from the epicenter. Imagine what a bomb in the MT range can do to an area.
Now imagine that one missile contains around 13 warheads that can let off a blast equal to around 30mt each, that's 13 nuclear blasts happening at the same time in an a country.
Gotta love MIRV system right? Fuel air bombs are nothing but fireworks.
>>81398228
There are targets on the AFB near me, including nuclear weapons. Fortunately for me, I am far enough away to avoid any actual damage, and I am also upwind from it on most days.
HELLO EVERYONE AM I LATE
>>81411074
And thats nothing compared to when your mom sits down
>>81398228
we have a shittonne of uranium. Does that count?
>>81411778
no, you fall in with us
>>81411778
Shssh, americans are viewing the thread.
Theyll be invading if youre not careful
>>81398228
Morning lads.
>be french
>literally get run over by a muslim
>do nothing
Prove me wrong.
>>81412424
>be american
>get shot
>do nothing
>repeat
>>81412528
I would rather get shot than run over.
You dumb animal.
Nuke-U-Lar
>>81398228
Is it a civilian airport?
>>81412528
Nice attack
>>81398228
Got any wins of that cutie?
>>81412209
>he thinks americans can get past the emus protecting the uranium
>>81402596
That's not fair, you take advantage of other countries which you know will defend you from invasion and crap on about how amazing you are for not having nukes. It's like a housewife with a wealthy husband whose never had a job telling you she'd never drive a Japanese car. YOU ARE the girls with welcome signs at the train station
Hello
>>81413550
Oh great, now i gotta worry about mutant fucking emus
>>81398228
A nuke would be mercy.
You most likely will die to brown/black hordes. If not you your children will.
FEAR OUR FEROCIOUS AND MIGHTY CANUKES
Why are here so many poorfags with no nukes
Get yourself a nuke first you weak scumfuck
>>81413710
when the crap did you gypsies steal a nuke?
>>81398228
>tfw we disassembled ours
But we can put 'em back together in an hour
>>81421050
>implying WEEDMAN would let you lot.
>>81419758
Can't launch nukes with poo power pajeet
>>81398228
>2km away
Nah bro you'd be instantly vaporized.
>>81421120
>implying WEEDMAN will last beyond his first term
>>81412209
We have plenty of our own.
>>81419758
Don't criticize anyone, ALL of you got the technology from US. Every fucking technology that makes modern society possible, everyone got from us.
>>81398553
Why are people so obsessed with ass nowadays? Fucking unhygienic as fuck
>>81421050
Takes a lot longer than that. Way longer than it would take before your whole country was worthless in the radioactive aftermath. This is why the US has nukes in the tube ready to go at all times.
For nuke tech, glad to have seen an Israeli post earlier. Not that they own any....lol.
>>81399288
>the problem is that the Soviet Union had a much better army until the 80's
Uh, no. Even when they were spending 25% of their GDP on military at the peak of the cold war it was still shit.
>>81421468
Obviously I'm not talking about "oh shit here come the missiles, someone get the screwdrivers"
I mean the country can go back to nuclear-armed basically overnight. We've just got no reason to.
And WEEDMAN keeps telling the world that we won't hit anyone back, Jesus fucking Christ
>>81421808
You don't need too though, we got your back leafbro
I hope we don't have to invade, how do you think Trudeau will react when the NAU becomes impossible after Trump is elected?
>>81421373
true but by us you mean people smarter and more industrious than you. we are shit posters and a terrible image board. never forget that as you click away on your cum stained keyboard
>>81398228
>tfw no Russians ITT
>>81421883
>we got your back leafbro
pic related
>how do you think Trudeau will react when the NAU becomes impossible after Trump is elected?
Hopefully suicide
>>81421433
at least its human ass
>>81422276
LMAO was that a reference to dog sex being made legal in Canada?
g1
>>81420966
2 months ago
>>81398228
>tfw when you and your peoples dream of the destruction of human civilization.
When you know exactly that your country will make the most efforts to do it.
Everything has its own logic and a perfect end. Humanity must be destroyed, human culture will only hot ash and space debris. Space remains unclimbed. Eternal. Ideal.
>>81421603
No, up until the 80's they could take you on conventionally. They could have also easily taken over Europe if not for nukes before then.
>>81421373
>im responsible for every technological advancement
>tfw the communists secret nuclear program will never be completed
>>81405508
What's the situation like in India? Is the army on alert at all?
>>81423425
but we are pretty much responsible for every noteworthy modern invention
what have poos accomplished?
>>81398553
>she will never sit on my face and press her arsehole into my nose
>>81398228
she looks like lauren southern
>>81398228
>desire to procreate intensifies
t. Russian
new Russian-French Alliance for Kebab removal when?
>>81398228
daddy has nukes
More nucleation happening in ovens than bombs here.
>>81401336
heh heh, they didn't think we had them.
>>81427675
What part of guam do you live, are you a native?
