>Europe needs more immigrants.
Otherwise
Da JOOZ
"Remember, the only reason these totally-not-muslim terrorists commit atrocities is because the white males in our countries aren't letting enough muslims. They are just so riled up that muslims from the middle east arent going to Europe that they're gonna go blow up Europe!"
Fucking liberals, everyone
COME ON GUYS
What's his name again?
>>81372220
2015
Filthy anglos, why do you americucks tolerate them?
>>81372220
Briefcase Wanker
>>81372220
The """"""funny"""""" rat looking man on HBO whom earns millions for judging the beliefs of others for having different beliefs than him on contentious issues.
>>81372252
Kek 10/10
>>81371767
>audience cheering as the camera sways towards John sitting behind his desk
>John nodding his head and prepares to give his intro
>"Good evening! Did you hear about X?"
>audience whispers and mumble "mmhmmm"
>"I mean... COME ON."
>audience becomes restless, snickering can be heard
>"IT"
>audience members cannot contain themselves, many lose their composure and start to laugh
>"IS"
>audience cannot hold it back, their laughter becomes a boisterous guffaw
>"2016!!!!!!"
>audience loses it. People jumping all over their chairs, some falling over, grasping at their disintegrated sides, pools of tears begin to collect on the ground
>John pipes up
>"What are they..."
>audience becomes silent... "is he going to say it?" and "oh man, I can't wait" is heard in whispers as they are captivated by his words
>"REPUBLICANS?!?!?!"
>their laughter is too much. women instantly begin to cum, vaginal juices now mix with the tear pools. They begin furiously masturbating while their laughter turns into screams of orgasmic pleasure. Men start to stroke their rock hard members, faces turning cherry red from the intensity of their laughs
>the audience instantly realizes that they'll never hear something this funny ever again. They have lost their meaning to live
>mass suicide takes place. Ropes with nooses drop from the balconies and roofs as members fight for their necks to be fit around the death tie
>many mixed emotions between the audience members are experience while they're heard yelling "WHY BOTHER" or "MY LIFE HAS BEEN COMPLETE"
>those who are unlucky enough to not have a noose provided to them start to run out of the room and begin to find windows to leap out of
>"SWEET RELEASE!!!" is heard as bodies begin to litter the streets
>John leans back in his comfy chair and watches the chaos unfold
>John looks at the camera
>"Tune in next week!"
What was his opinion on the recent news?
Did he show any "funny" photoshops like >>81371881?
>>81372220
John "20/16 Gas the whites, multiculturalism now" Oliver
I love how white liberals who have never met a minority are the first one's to champion minorities. Why won't they listen to those of us whites who have daily interactions with minorities and may know what we're talking about? It seems so easy for white liberals to play "enlightened" when they don't have to live with the consequences.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>81373436
World events are getting much too dark for these comedy news pundits.
They won't even be able to keep this shit tasteful if there's literally going to be a terrorist attack every two weeks now. I won't be surprised if he just completely ignores the attack to make fun of DRUMPF AND HIS FUCKINGWHITE MALE VICE PRESIDENT
>>81372220
The Human Calendar
>Europe needs more immigrants.
One of our politicians actually said that on Friday. Then an immigrant drove over a bunch of people with a truck.
>>81375839
Is that a fucking tumour next to her nose?
>>81376349
It's her brain.
>>81373436
that wasn't a photoshop. It's from an episode that happened a few months before the Paris attacks, making fun of their poor birth rates if I remember correctly.
>>81371767
Lend them your trucks so they can drive in
>>81372280
Guessing you're Scottish or Welsh? Don't forget, over 60% of Scottish people have English blood!
Who is not voting for Trump?
>>81377015
>English blood
Welsh, French, German... there is no 'English blood' Nigel, you''re a race of subordinate, bastardised Welshmen with a Turk complex.
>>81377190
I'm not British, cunt. Nice try, though.
europe stay stronk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDCDsKHCE8s
>>81377190
>you''re a race of subordinate, bastardised Welshmen with a Turk complex.
Assuming you're Scottish, what does that make you? Being Scottish is as close to sub-human as one can get.
>>81377376
As though I care.
>>81377477
>what does that make you
Less of a bastard than you are Nigel. England has always been a dumping ground for Europe's ethnic trash.
>>81376608
kek
>>81373339
Breddy gud
>>81378437
Why do you assume my name is Nigel? As stated, I'm not British.
You should care. You're fuelling division between parts of the United Kingdom and it's pathetic. Grow up.
>>81371767
>>81371881
Go fuck yourself and die.
>>81372220
His mom's maiden name is Wasserman.
He's literally a Jew. His name may as well be John Wasserman.
>>81375839
>Claudia Roth
>Roth
Every time.
>>81373339
You've been Reading Naked Lunch i see
>>81378911
>You're fuelling division
Good. We need to be divided between the teeming masses of chinless Southern vermin and the human beings left clinging to the edges of these islands.
Again, I don't care that you're formally foreign. You migrated to England to make a few pence and feather your wee nest. That's the essence and spirit of Englishness - you're more British than I am.
>>81379760
>wasserman
they evolved to resist the oven
