Possible happening.
>>81362643
are american soldiers inside?
AMERICA SAVE US
>>81362643
Not possible happening, real happening.
I don't get it. Didn't Erdogan side with USA & the NATO?
Americans, Brits and Germans in the base
>>81362801
So did Hitler with the Soviet Union.
>>81362801
This is Erdo's power play. He's trying to become an autocrat.
>>81362836
beat up those turks, Britannia!
>>81362801
NO, STUPID GANS, THEY ARE MUDSLIMS AND WONT TO BEHEAD YOU IDIOT
>>81362801
He's blaming us for the coup. As cucked as we are, I don't see the point in him trying to make us enemies.
>roaches skittering into the den of a predator and her young
Genius
>>81362643
Can they get their roach hands on B 61 nukes in there?
Why would they store nuclear weapons in a muslim infested Turkroach country? Seems irresponsible as fuck.
it's fucking happening
https://twitter.com/Mexlumy/status/754426598846234624
If this gets confirmed, it's going to be a tasty week. The coup is not over yet and news will have to say so.
>>81362643
Would be extremely funny if he actually took nukes.
Firstly he can't arm them without the special codes, secondly he can expect a nuclear strike at that location within 15 minutes.
>>81363159
Not a chance, even Obongo will have the balls to not start Turkey Hostage Crisis. If they make a move that would compromise the base they will feel vengeance they never even thought was possible.
Holy shit, is this as bad as it sounds?
>post yfw erdogan gets his hands on nukes
>>81363496
Yes.
Why have there been so many happenings? Literally one everyday.....
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
>>81363619
Welcome to the party, pal.
>post yfw it is the last of the rebel forces, making one last play to get nukes and destroy Erdogan with nuclear fire
it's time to retake constantinople, muriguns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IFFkRgOATc
It shows with the military laying down arms and civilians picking them up. If the air force base falls, so do those nuclear weapons. Of course, no nation that is part of NATO would allow nuclear weapons to fall in the hands of those that could and possible help them go missing?
>>81363432
>It would be extremely funny if 150 dirty bombs could be made and handed off to utter retards
>>81363496
Erdogan can get nukes.
If he is as crazy as this is showing, he can be as crazy as to shoot one to USA. Of course, they would get anally destroyed, but it would be TERRIBLE.
This is the worst case scenario of course. It has not been 100% confirmed yet.
>>81363432
If he can't arm them and they are no real threat why would we nuke them? Summer can't end soon enough.
The USA can remotely det the nukes.
>>81362717
No.
>>81363750
You better believe in The Ride - YOU'RE ON IT
FUGGG
I AM LAUGHING MY SOCKS OFF AT THE DAY OF RAGE DARKIES WERE GONNA HAVE
I AM PRETTY SURE OBONGO AND SOROS CANCELED THEM BC OF TURKEY
>>81362643
>getting your news from rando twitter accounts
>"unconfirmed reports"
>'reports' with no source
>>81363941
My fucking sides, Erdogan is definitely cucked.
>>81363986
>cu-cuuuuK
meme magic
check the ID
>>81363619
They're going to blow them before that will happen, even if it means suicide.
Erdogan is just stocking up on nukes to throw at every european cunt that makes fun of him.
Should't have bullied him so much.
>>81363918
Just strap a ton of normal bombs to one and get at it? It sure wont detonate on its own, but its not exactly indestructible if they are not armed.
>>81364164
This. US would just bomb that area completely to prevent Turkey from having them. This is not very smart on Erdogan's part.
WHY THE FUCK DO THE USA STORE NUKES IN TURKEY
>inb4 it's close to middle east targets
THIS IS BEYOND IRRESPONSIBLE
>>81364164
>>81363619
they have protocols for non-detonation nuke destruction
I think
>>81364145
Oh no now #imwither
>>81364214
You might be completely retarded, Hans. This is not how nukes work.
>>81363619
Dont worry, NATO will shut down the atoms.
>>81364333
>what is the cold war
dumb bong
>>81363915
Shooting just a few nukes is a non issue, that much can be intercepted by modern systems.
Far worse would be if they actually disappeared.
Just fucking imagine, muzzies with garagecrafted dirty bombs.
![john-travolta-as-maj-vic-deak-deakins-in[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sJqkl4p.jpg "john-travolta-as-maj-vic-deak-deakins-in[1]")
>>81362643
>gunfire
Would you mind not shooting at thermonuclear weapons?
>>81364333
It hasn't been a problem until this weekend Dad.
Go away I'm talking to my friends
>>81364214
Dont worry the burgers are in control of the situation
>>81363941
Top kek
Erdogan has his secret agents already infiltrating the base.
Agrent "R" has already hijacked the system and is reprogramming the launch codes
Soon Don Roach will be the governor of the nuclear wasteland formerly known as the US of A
>>81364333
We have had them there for literally decades and have had no issues. Erdogan is one suicidal son of a bitch though.
>>81362643
REEE WHY is pol so retarded. that "explosion" sounds are caused by f16s sonic booms which are returning to incirlik after they did their routine at Syria, literally nothing flashy is happening.
>>81364433
not even dirty bombs. fully functional american nuclear weapons
>>81364448
kek
If only that were how it worked, the end times would be here.
>>81364473
We really are not.
Obama has been a terrible War leader.
>>81362643
Kek demands a nuclear strike
>>81364433
shieeeeeeeet
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-incirlik-idUSKCN0ZW0SZ
They don't say much but shit is def happening
>>81364552
Why did Turkey cut out power from the base? Huh?
If Erdogan tries some bullshit we will find out LITERALLY if Roaches can survive a nuclear fall-out.
>>81364433
>tfw Paris will look like Chernobyl in your lifetime
I can't find any pictures or media from the area to confirm or deny
Anyone else?
Seems like a media/information blackout
>>81363159
Even if they overran the base they'd have a very tough time getting past the WS3 system the nukes are stored in.
>>81364776
Me neither. I will wait 30 minutes until a confirmation.
>>81364729
>Why did Turkey cut out power from the base? Huh?
only entries are allowed at the moment. so its some type of martial law here related to coups.
>If Erdogan tries some bullshit we will find out LITERALLY if Roaches can survive a nuclear fall-out.
good luck
Shit it's an Endwar with turkey instead of russia scenario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyYNBYedzqw
there are also 250 german soldiers there with their 3-5 tornadoes with high res cameras instead of weapons
>>81362801
Erdogan supports Islamic State.
KEK HAS DESCENDED TO BE WITH US IN OUR FINAL HOURS
>>81362643
Yeah, now this has real potential. Imagine if those nukes are captured.
>>81363496
MUSLIMS TRYING TO STEAL NUKES
It is as bad as it fucking sounds.
>>81364758
>San Francisco and New York might get wiped out in your lifetime
>Degenerates in America might one day be consumed by nuclear fire
>>81364997
>good luck
You are the one who is going to be needing the luck mate.
Is this bad guys?
Not just shitposting this time?
Is this it?
>>81364577
Which they can't really arm or fire.
Turning radioactive material into dirty bombs should be possible though.
>ncirlik AFB has denied the unconfirmed reports of explosions and gunfire first reported by twitter. Repeat, Incirlik AFB says its not true
>>81364933
>WS3 system
English please?
Pic of the explosion.
next explosion: nuke.
>Incirlik Air Base - Turkey Just for everyone's knowledge. There are no reports of any explosions on or near the installation. Let's please not perpetuate this rumor any more.
https://www.kikebook.com/Incirlik-Air-Base-Turkey-135207298748/
nothing is happening
Finally Kek is showing himself to the world. The almighty god of chaos!
>>81363159
>Can they get their roach hands on B 61 nukes in there?
If they do, they shall very quickly wish they hadn't.
>>81364593
>TERRIBLE LORD OF WAR
>TURKEY HAZ NUKZ
>THANKS OBAMA
>>81363941
USA playing 4D chess afterall
>>81365017
You wanna go kill some roaches Hans?
>>81365270
RIP happening
>>81365158
sure thing
>>81364776
That's because literally nothing is happening you dummy.
>>81365177
Got a source shitskin moor?
>>81365185
OPpenheimer over on /k/ explains it much better than I could.
>>>/k/30643332
>>81363432
>can't arm nukes
wasn't there a report last year of ISOOS learning how to arm wmds?
>>81365185
It's basically a huge robot that activates and kills anybody near its eggs (nukes)
Shut down the target
Brit forces radio said was Locals firing guns in air around British compound !
>>81365270
/pol/ is always wrong
>>81364997
If Etdogan actually tries something with US nukes. The United States would have no choice but to use all possible force of prevent it.
Do you really think Turkey would stand any chance against the full might of the United States Military?
>>81364986
blade runner
:'(
>>81365269
You could have prevented this.
>>81364333
You normally dont expect a revolution and a possible civil war from one day to another
Am I the only one being slightly disappointed if WW3 starts because of a bunch of roaches fighting each-other?
Shouldn't this be on the real news?
Memes aside.
Why would Turkey try anything with a fucking NATO base with nukes?
It is literally retarded..
>>81365471
My mom got killed by one of those things
>>81365269
so the report is false?
>no panic
>tell public nothing happen
>>81365471
Ahh shieettttt
>>81364333
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War
help im being repressed
>>81364552
why would they be travelling >mach 1 coming into land?
>>81365710
> Islamist Pig Fuckers
> Having a Shred of Intelligence
Wew Lad.
>>81363986
No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
>>81362643
Don't be too distracted.
>>81365569
>fail at iraq
>fail at vietnam
let me tell you what, trump was right when he was talking about your military :^)
anyway g2g gn
>>81365694
>they don't trickle out news to keep people in line
Nah buddy, this is standard procedure. If it's really happening, you are going to get "unconfirmed" reports. Which sucks, because you can't believe them.
>>81365558
source
>>81365710
>Turkroaches having intelligent thoughts
You're pushing it, Achmed
>>81365921
>Never lost a major battle in those conflicts
Keep memeing roachie soon when wmd go off your house will be a eroded wasteland
>>81365921
If you captured our nukes we wouldn't be playing tag with you in a policing action in the jungle. We will be nuking your cockroach asses.
>>81365270
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>81365558
Yep. They confirmed nothing has happened now.
>>81365921
>he thinks that fighting a convention army is the same as fighting a guerilla army
How stupid are you roaches
>>81363918
They can still process the uranium/plutonium
kys
From Yorkie M8s there on text ..ALL is on Lockdown Locals are enemies now, Base ..AT WAR .. ! Families all worrid US trying to sort copters out but UK will SAVE THEM OK ! local bases .. US coptors feared will be shot down by Turkisk nation ..
NOT HAPPENING
>>81365270
>2hrs ago
>>81364433
>Shooting just a few nukes is a non issue
It's the reaction I'm worried about. Nobody has attempted a nuclear attack on someone else since 1945, when only the US had them.
How international governments respond to this could lead to a disaster, even if said attack failed.
This situation is much more precarious than we realize, but that entirely depends on whether the roaches have the ability to launch their nukes without NATO's approval.
>>81365471
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>81364214
Clear weapons work by shooting a single neutron into a radio active atom, which causes for more neutrons being released from that said atom hitting other atoms. It a chain reaction and blowing up a nuke won cause the reaction to happen.
>>81366390
20 mins you idiot
It was false
>>81366368
he didn't deny gunfire though
>>81364705
a b61 cannot make an explosion that size
>>81362643
Tell us what you were doing when the happening was happening.
Me. I was high as fuck.
>>81366368
Stupid goy. Roaches have already seized control of the computers and are posting this to clam everyone down.
Don Roach is in charge now
>>81366706
Indeed, the twitter account is mostly bullshit. I mean they copy and paste news from other websites that are interspersed with false information. Like yesterday, they were claiming the Turkish navy shut down the Bosphorus Strait.
This is a ruse
>>81365794
Dum Dum dah Dum, dah dun dunn
No happening unfortunately
>>81363918
Because they can take them apart and cobble together a dirty bomb from the parts. Seems like you're the summerfag here.
>>81364637
4 NUKES C'MON
>>81364705
vietnam/korea-era planes were so beautiful
>>81363472
>If they make a move that would compromise the base they will feel vengeance they never even thought was possible.
It's their fucking territory you inbred turd. There is nothing to "avenge". If anything, you stepped out of line for supporting a coup targeting their leader.
I myself support the coup, but just saiyan.
>>81367340
>dirty bomb
KEK, who cares.
>>81366164
>We will be nuking your cockroach asses.
No you wouldn't. That would be an act of war and a war crime of the highest order. No American leader would do that.
>>81371723
Besides, you can't nuke roaches. That's their endgame
