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REPOSTING THIS NOT ME
>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL
>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP
>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS
>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
>WE ARE HOLDING BACK OUT OF FEAR OF RUSSIA GETTING INVOLVED
>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR
>WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF WW3
>THIS IS CAN NOT GO SUPPRESSED MUCH LONG DO TO U.S. CITIZENS CONTACTING FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS SOON WITH A DECLARATION OF WAR.
>GET OUT OF MAJOR CITIES BEFORE THE PANIC.
>MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.
shit up negro
FINALLY
>>81361977
>>81362099
kek please stop this
>>81361977
>REPOSTING THIS NOT ME
>>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL
>>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
>>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
>>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP
>>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS
>>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
REPOSTING THIS NOT ME
>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL
>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP
>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS
>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
>>81361977
Stop posting this DEFCON shit, it's not real.
World War III
Post-war technology is going to be the dopest shit to use just like the last two World Wars.
R.I.P 1B+ Humans
NUKE TURKEY
>>81361977
>There are people taking this serious
You should kill yourself OP
>>81362602
This!
It's the only way to be sure.
>>81361977
>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR
Everyone
ERDOROACH WANTS THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR HIMSELF
US airlines banned from Turkey for a month!
http://news.aviation-safety.net/2016/07/16/faa-bans-u-s-airlines-from-using-turkish-airspace-following-failed-coup/
>>81362263
israel was a strategic asset to the united states to maintain stability in the region, however the stability we provide is debatable or no longer valid. the US backing we recive might come with conditions to only use it to buy US made weapons and weapon system so that money won't go to waste.
also keep in mind there are alot of "generous" jews that make charity events for troops, the military and so forth.
tl;dr we get on the media alot because the israeli conflict draws alot of attention, and then the jewish media amplify's it by 200%
on the surface, israel is a welfare state that is going to shit, if you are secular you are a second class citizen and right wing religious people benefit more in all areas of life, i mean they don't even have to be drafted
>>81362934
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/16/faa-bans-flights-between-us-and-turkey/87182548/
Keep lying like the whole board. You're only interested in your own agenda. Nothing happens like nothing happened over the last 6 decades. Virgin.
>>81362585
I just fear I will loose my collection of files. Would suck big time having to seek out and collect them again. Hopefully I will have time to build some protection before ww3 reaches me.
>>81363028
why dont they have to be drafted?
>>81362702
I guess it's time to use this
>>81363297
Lying implies a consciousness effort to express something different from the truth. That retard takes this actually serious.
You should kill yourself regardless, reddit.
Calm down lads they're probably just shutting down the atoms
>>81363128
LOOK AT THIS
ITS A NO FLY ZONE
>>81363534
What is that? A pokeball for Palis?
>>81361977
Watching on periscope near the base.
No gunfire.
No explosions.
Just roaches praying.
>>81363534
A shekel detector?
>>81363807
A gas mask filter. If Obama's in the air I don't want to breathe without one.
WW3 but no gf
Should change it's account name to UNCONFIRMEDWarningSystem.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-incirlik-idUSKCN0ZW0SZ
>>81363341
They are a powerful voting block. They demanded the right to study full time which means other people have to support their large families and they can't serve in the army. That's how important it is to have a bunch of Torah scholars.
There might be some pacifist angle too.
>>81363341
because they have special rights.
they can have kids, never work, never be drafted and live perfectly comfortable life.
again, religion is fucking everything up and the average person is the one that suffers
>>81363887
Link please
>>81363807
>>81363947
laten wij haten op deze ajacied.
>>81363947
Fair enough, no one needs airborne aids.
wait, im not redy, gotta go get my blanket
>>81363887
Will you kindly supply the link, or shitpost all day?
>>81364129
HELEMAAL NIETS IN AMSTERDAM!
>>81364059
>>81364218
https://www.periscope.tv/fy_iceworld16k/1MnxnyqedkkJO
https://www.periscope.tv/hazim0/1lPKqAakEMNKb
Have fun watching absolutely nothing.
Praise Kek for dead Turkroaches. We can't let them have those bombs on that base so let's just detonate them in glory.
There are about 90 Nuclear bombs at the base, the base is in a city of 1.7 million Turkroaches. It'd be a surface burst so maximum fallout.
>>81361977
Rumors.. so many rumors.
Nukes in 24 hours.
Praise Kek.
Unconfirmed Reports Of Gunfire, Explosions Inside Incirlik Airbase -Local Sources tweet. One says F16 dropped a bomb
Explosions arw sonic booms after 2 Fighter s took off.
>>81364750
>This. They're shuttling the B61s out on the Vipers.
>>81364572
But NATO can shut down the atoms
>>81364654
I refuse to believe someone said that
>>81364024
hmm, never knew that.
whats society's take on atheïsm?
>>81364689
Literally unconfirmed.
Our flights are grounded though. That means they will be shot down if they try to get in the air I believe.
>>81364750
No one is falling for unsourced claims of the sky falling.
>JUST IN: Turkish Official Confirms They Do Not Know Where The 6 Coup F-16's Are.
???
Soon guys.
>>81364397
kanker goed gezegd.
>>81364541
>https://www.periscope.tv/fy_iceworld16k/1MnxnyqedkkJO
Wow. There's actually nothing happening...
>>81363948
Lady reaper will be your gf
>>81364872
shutting them down and letting Turkroaches take the pits and build their own bombs with them? I think not.
>>81364898
that is why i saved it
>Tfw if this was a year ago I would have said this is a false happening
>MFW ITS 2016
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
>>81364654
>that's where that meme came from all of a sudden
>>81364654
>Nuclear device which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless.
Maximum kek dude.
>>81362652
britbong gets it
>>81364872
Will laugh my ass off if NATO reactivates the atoms when they try to find the fault. Boom military complex gone.
>>81361977
NATO will not back US in an attack
If Turkey doesn't attack anybody outside of it's borders NATO will not and can not interfere.
>>81365035
>get gf
>touch her and you die
>ww3
>fire head goose meme still alive
at least it will cleanse the earth of normies
>>81365292
why would they waste two H bombs for one base when a single one will wipe out the entire city.
UNCONFIRMED - WW3 Happening
>>81365292
>Implying anyone would be left to report
>Implying you could tell 2 apart
>>81365504
you obviously aren't a hedonist.
>WW3 on the horizon
>Can't join the Army cause I'm too retarded
>>81365541
CONFIRMED: SHUT DOWN THE ATOMS.
>>81361977
We should nuke them and tell them that more are coming if they don't fuck off from the base.
>>81364967
Is Obongo going to pull another Libya here? Why exactly haven't we done anything to secure our base?
are we doing something?
Obama is too much of a libcuck to actually do anything about Turdogan even if he crucified those US airforce guys at the base
UNCONFIRMED - The Revolutionary War was false flag
when you attack with RAID bugspray
They're now saying it's all bullshit.
Sorry to all the basement-anarchists.
#CONFIRMED
>Spinach patties were pretty gud
FAKE HAPPENING
jewbook .com/Incirlik-Air-Base-Turkey-135207298748/
>>81365334
do you really think NATO would be so cucked as to say "sure, let the Turks have physically intact US nuclear bombs, and take their plutonium pits and sell them to ISIS"
UNCONFIRMED - Lewd anime girls take over /pol/
Who controls the Incirlik Face book account?
Turkey?
>>81365753
looks like somethin out of a movie
radical
>>81363534
Still got my self 6 GP-5 80-90's soviet filters free of asbestos from Lithuania.
Along with the British S10.
Finally a chance to use it, I was hoping for riots with tear gas but this us better.
>>81365753
I wonder why those roaches weren't just standing where they were and chanted Allahu Akbar? I thought Allah would protect them!
>>81362247
Im from Eindhoven, dont post eindhoven related pics in a happening thread plox
BREAKING: Suspected Coup leader seen shorty after swearing allegiance to MillionDollarExtreme
>>81365951
Turkey isn't insane enough to do that.
don't be an idiot.
>>81365361
>get gf
>touch her and she dies
>>81366233
because clearly they arent ISIS's life support, let alone was buying isis oil
>>81366233
But they are holding our nukes hostage. We can't turn them over.
>>81365334
Good thing then that 70% of NATO funding and forces is essentially US.
Silly Serb...NATO IS THE US.
CANCELED
>>81366233
>Turkey isn't insane enough to do that.
You are over-estimating the intelligence of roaches.
There are around 50-60 B-61 tactical nuclear bombs in the base, not missiles.
They have codes but
A-it is likely that the code is 000000(because US believed it was genius code
B-they can still be used to get radioactive material for bombs and dirty bombs
:)
>>81365361
All the bones except the one that counts
>>81361977
>thinking anything happening in Turkey is going to ripple anywhere outside Turkey border countries
Friend, this will just be another proxy war.
>>81366439
Time to close /pol/. No happening today.
>>81364966
Sauce or go fuck yourself
nice digits tho
>it isn't happening
GEE /pol/ WAS WRONG AGAIN
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
>>81366783
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>81363948
>>81365035
>>81365361
>tfw WW3 and virgin
>>81366233
This is the same Turkey that shot down a Russian jet that spent a couple of seconds in their airspace.
>>81366892
Come to America. Yankee women love the autistic cadence of Finns trying to speak English.
Melts their panties, seriously.
>>81366345
Oh shit nigga I remember that.
>>81365753
And they scatter like the roaches they are. Praise kek
>>81366783
Gee, how could we have seen this coming.
/pol/ is a bunch of edgy neckbeards who think a doomsday scenario would be "like totally super awesome!".
>REPOSTING THIS NOT ME
>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL
>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP
>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS
>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
>WE ARE HOLDING BACK OUT OF FEAR OF RUSSIA GETTING INVOLVED
>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR
>WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF WW3
>THIS IS CAN NOT GO SUPPRESSED MUCH LONG DO TO U.S. CITIZENS CONTACTING FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS SOON WITH A DECLARATION OF WAR.
>GET OUT OF MAJOR CITIES BEFORE THE PANIC.
>MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.
>>81366372
buying stolen oil is hardly comparable with selling nukes mate.
>>81366420
Yes.
But in that case you're still alone in that war, European nations will not support you.
Take a look through history, they've always saved Turkey.
>>81366375
Yes, and they will probably keep them.
But they will not sell them.
UN 'might' be allowed to disarm them or something like the treaty with Russia after a few years.
And they 'might' allow inspections of destroyed materials.
>>81366521
That would be suicide.
>>81366906
Hardly comparable to selling nukes to ISIS.
Old news but semi-related news.
http://www.airforcetimes.com/story/military/2016/04/18/airman-assaulted-base-two-turkish-youths-incident-caught-video/83185618/
>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF NAVAL BATTLE INVOLVING U.S BATTLESHIPS CURRENTLY OCCURING IN THE BLACK SEA
>>81366892
same, we are too pure for this world
>>81367450
kek. good times
>>81365398
What app is that
>>81366201
Triggered
>>81367266
>>81366195
>muh secular first world turkey
>kurds put me up in here, they keepin me down
>we wuz byzantines'n'shiet
roaches and niggers are the same, the only difference is that even with the shootings there is no #RoachLivesMatter yet.
>>81367483
>battleships
try harder. Battleships are all decommissioned.
>>81367493
You have to look at the positive in the situation. Direct ticket into heaven.
>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF LARGE UNIDENTIFIED CREATURE EMERGING FROM THE BLACK SEA
>>81367975
They've been recommissioned for this one battle
>>81364654
>Shut down the atoms
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF SB-3 GHOULS TAKING OFF IN DAYLIGHT FROM NEW MEXICO. FLYING AT MACH 43!
>>81368058
HORY FUUUCK!
>>81367975
B-29s HEADED FOR ISTANBUL.
>>81361977
Did this DEFCON guy actually report anything that's happened? Seems like he just spouts shit and you guys latch on like flies.
>>81368058
Please let it be Cuthulu.
>>81361977
>>81362328
tipping muh tinfoil hat m'lady
>>81367638
Looks like mimi.
UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF SOME KIND OF STARSHIP FLYING OVER NEW YORK FIRING WILDLY INTO THE CITY
>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF ALIEN SPACESHIPS LANDING IN ANKARA TURKEY
>>81365550
>le everybody dies meme
1 kiloton yeild weapons have a kill radius of about 1,500 ft
Nuke us fuckers. Allah akbar every fucking minute on speakers. Isis on head forever now. Thanks u USA that was shity coup i ever saw. All army arrested now realy thanks fuckng USA.
>>81364654
Brexit was a mistake
>>81366892
In war, you can rape to your heart's content.
reminder that pic related is Britain's foreign secretary during these dynamic and highly volatile times
>bojo launching nukes
>>81368660
fake ass faggot.
turkish proxy inbound.
>>81368903
>In Sweden you can rape to your heart's content.
FTFY
>>81368660
You realize Erdogan did it right
>>81369124
*in sweden, Muslims can rape at their heart's content.
>>81368660
Wasn't a shitty coup.
It was textbook colour revolution.
It would have worked if the MIT hadn't lied its ass off to the revolutionaries and the Americans, convincing them they had the support, and that they had to strike now.
It was a trap to expose the enemy within, and an excuse for Erdogan to purge the undesirables from the army, courts and government.
God save you, because nobody else will.
>>81368983
Look at my bad english im a fucking turk
>>81369124
Only applies to non-white.
>>81368999
HOLY SHIT PRAISE KEK
>>81362585
If anything technology will be thrown back 20 years. high tech countries will be hit hard and only developing countries' technology will be available.
>>81365255
The only way that could be done is either something close to absolute zero was dispersed near it with pulling every bit of energy out of the system or and endothermic reaction of the same caliber. Both would require the same energy equivalent of a nuclear bomb to be brought up to room temp.
Tldr : This is impossible by current science unless you're captain cold or something.
Or you could go the MGS way where you have a chemical agent that converts the uranium from an fissionable material 235 to a nonfissionable ion 238.
>>81369265
>Xd
le trole
>>81365504
Ww2 set the precedent
4 more years.
>>81365398
Link to thread?
>>81368587
I believe it but hell I'll believe anything at this point
MAJOR HAPPENING BEFORE 23:45 (+25 MINUTES) KEK WILLS IT
>>81368660
If all army is arrested, turkeys at its weakest then right?
>Vlad, commence operation Istanbul is still Constantinople
>>81368943
Truly based Britain
>>81363759
>The Roaches implement a No Fly Zone
Ahahahahaha... I guess that even though the whole country is garbage, only the Turks should be one to eat shit.
kek confirms that ayyy lmao's are responsible for the coup
I'm getting unconfirmed reports that the moon just blew up and is assaulting China with debris.
>>81362099
>>81361977
So Kek is willing this to happen...?? Kek really is here. Hes actually real isnt he? Like, how can we still deny that there isnt something to this fucking shit yet.
>>81369592
Yes because as everyone knows the bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Hiroshima.
if digits allah is real and islam will dominate world and some black muslim will dominate my gf
>>81364654
I guess we're fine then if all we need to do is shut down the atoms kek
obama and NASA will make an announcement relating to jupiter, due to happen in the next 5 hours.
it will greatly overshadow what has happened during the last few days...
>>81370161
>Muslim victory
>Mandatory Allah worship
Kek will never allow such an abomination.
>>81370451
i just want bull for my gf, pls kek give me
>>81370445
haha what my man
>>81370445
>happen in the next 5 hours.
11 PM on a fucking Saturday?
>>81370570
Almost anon, I still want to believe you if... if that's okay.
#UNCONFIRMED Turkish warships sighted on the Potomac, Obama flees Washington
#UNCONFIRMED Turkish flag reported flying over White House. Gunfire heard on national mall. Istanbul surrender possibly a feint.
#UNCONFIRMED Virginia National Guard has gone over to Turkish coup forces, Maryland's loyalty uncertain
>>81370001
HOLY SHIT! THEY ACTIVATED PROJECT ZAPPA?!?!
>>81370693
>11PM on a fucking sunday
>america
Anon that timeframe doesnt make sense unless youre in the future. Its still saturday.
>>81370864
#UNCONFIRMED anon reports it actually Sunday, coup forces may control time machine. We are monitoring the situation closely.
>>81367638
The app is called Clover and it's for Android. You'll have to download it off the site since it's no longer on the Play Store.
>>81370864
Uh... yeah. I said Saturday. That Arby's giving you a stroke?
>>81363807
IDF tactical Skub
>>81368660
What if turkish insider anon is really insider and Erdogan turns to Russia, before some major anti-terrorist campaign begins? (i.e. removing drones fighting for the US Military-Industrial Complex)
>>81370823
How the hell do you know about the moon unit, that's classified information!
>>81371111
im so fucking high right now haha my man sorry you are right
>>81370445
>Australia
They have found Monolith?
>>81368651
the smallest nuke ever yielded 6 kilotons, and you can bet that theese are bigger.
I live in Florida. Am I fucked?
>>81362247
Kek wills it. It cannot be stopped.
>>81371424
that depends...
KEK WILL CONFIRM MORE HAPPENINGS ON MONDAY
>>81371413
Thats a scary thought. I kinda hope we dont all die anon. =/
>>81371257
Someone sent me a spam email marked (C) with no header. I was looking for cheaper penis enlargment pills.
>>81371527
Depends on what?
>>81371605
This might be one of the best jokes ive seen in a while
>>81371536
enough man, im shitting myself here
i dont want no brrrt sound or allahakbars anymore, good coup n shit but lets just go home already
>>81371763
oi, what the fuck is going on there now?
>>81361977
We're just going to have to learn how to live with attacks on American bases.
>>81371657
How the fuck should I know? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
>>81363534
Hey cool, I've got an israeli mask too, jew runes and all
>>81372017
nothing right now few jets passing by
>>81371763
KILL EVERY TURK
KEK WILLS IT!
>this coup
cancer
>>81372355
Post pics and I'll translate the sand runes if you want
>>81372464
stop
>>81372469
leaf, cmon man. i also like frog kings and shit but no, kek doesnt really wills it
>>81361977
ALRIGHT BOYS TIME TO DROP A FEW BIG ONES ON TURKEY.
TURKROACHES HAVING A TINY LITTLE ROACHSCUFFLE DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT
TURKROACHES HAVING A TINY LITTLE ROACHSCUFFLE DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT
TURKROACHES HAVING A TINY LITTLE ROACHSCUFFLE DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT
>>81372538
Shut your hole AKP Turkroach.
The fact there is zero info about it means it's going extremely well. King nigger sided with the loser and his pathetic employees are backing him up instead of removing him like these guys had the balls to do.
>>81372686
>>/mlp/
>>81372627
>actually replies to castigate 4chan's boogyman
wew lad
>>81372779
>zero info about it
fuck /r/4chan doesnt know how to use twitter n shit? coup is over leaf
>>81371413
Wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
>>81372733
It does when there's a US airforce base with 90 US nuclear bombs being held hostage involved you turbonigger.
Its shitskins being shitskins...
i really dont get whats to see here
>>81361977
HOLY SHIT!
STAY SAFE AMERICA!
>>81371763
>lets just go home already
>Islamists in full power, purging secularists and pogroming kurds
>Japan reverting to Fascism soon
>China militarising South China Sea
>implying Middle East and SEA aren't about to become massive shitstorms
This is not the will of Kek. He merely flicked the first dominoes. This is what will happen next.
>>81372953
Literally nothing aside from Twitter lies. No footage from the east, nothing.
Fucking spooks siding with Obama just ended their careers. The man is a fucking traitor and he just outed himself.
You aren't a fucking Turk bud, we all know.
>>81373141
There is literally zero evidence of Erdogan being in power.
>>81372595
What are they saying in Israel about this?
time to get old georgian clay back from t*rks.
>>81373359
I like your food, the lamb stew is the best.
>>81372959
Even that is enough with today's tech
http://factually.gizmodo.com/less-than-2-of-the-uranium-in-the-hiroshima-bomb-actua-1624444762
>>81363128
But Turkey is NATO.
>>81373359
Ayy, my home state!
When did we get a new flag?
Did we succeed already and I missed it?!
>>81373016
Wasn't this happening canceled due to a FB post on the AFB account that all is perfectly calm and normal?
>>81373782
Yes but people are stupid and chose not to believe it
>>81365659
I've come to the conclusion that Obama is completely uninterested in foreign politics and always chooses the comfortable, most passive or safest path
>mfw dubya dubya III
>mfw im gonna die a kissless virgin
oh well. im making some tendies one last time at least
>>81373359
When did Georgia get its own flag?! its just a state
>>81373208
didnt heard from him in the 10 hours
noone is going outside except those islamists paid to go there, and they are extreme pussies on 1on1, they will go away after this bullshit staged us coup
>>81373331
>Happening
Ooh interesting... let's see what we get. Maybe that old fucker Erdogan will be kicked out and a secular gov will take place. We might be friends again!
>Coup fails
Awww... why'd it have to be over so soon?
>>81373929
Unless its rilling up niggers. He love that shit.
>>81373869
Because the PFC at edwards AFB that runs the feed is completely trustworthy
>>81374054
Are you in Istanbul? If so that makes perfect sense. The military only had a few small groups to seize key points. An army cannot hold a city of 10mm+. It's never been done in human history.
>>81374111
You realize this is all Erdogan's doing, he is becoming Sultan as we speak
I heard Israelis support Kurds, is it true ?
>>81362934
When was the last time the US banned its airlines from fying to a country for at least a month?
>>81373782
>>81373869
There's no shooting and no explosions. Yes, that much is true.
However the airspace is still closed, entry and exit from the base is cut off, and the power is still cut off at the base. The base will operate on internal power for awhile sure, but do you know what kind of system they're on the provide power? is it just gas generators? Either way. They're cut off from reinforcement, and we can't fly the bombs out to secure them.
EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE
>>81374312
Don't know of any active support, but the Kurds are effectively fighting ISIS so they're respected.
>>81374348
They might just be waiting for night. generators dont power as many lights to save fuel and batterys.
Im mean, thats what I would do..
>>81374011
badum tss
>>81374299
im at ankara very close to 1 coup controlled 2 govt air base, idk what will happen next but it all seems very staged and amateur as fuck, if nato behind this like chavez coup, i lost all my hope in eu kek
>>81371080
just use fdroid to download clover
>>81374348
A political shitstorm is due for Washington this weekend that is correct.
I want to know who holds the strings and what the climate is inside the base? How trigger happy are the parties involved in the incident? Who runs the show? Erdo? Turkish army? Obongo? or maybe Stoltenberg?
Either way i got my fingers crossed for an outcome where Turkey get's thrown out of the alliance.
>>81363534
How long does that keep the food inside hot?
>>81374733
Oh so you are implying Erdogan, allied with EU staged the coup ?
How can he trusts Westerners with something like that tho, don't you think him staging it alone would make more sense ?
>>81374733
probably it isnt the best idea to go to Ankara for my holiday?
>>81361977
Yeah but what does Germany do? How major is a city to be considered major? Post pics faggot.
>>81363807
gas mask filter
They last about an hour before they need to be replaced
>>81364654
>yfw that is a NATO insider and it's real.
OH SHIT OG OP BACK
>>81372980
>>81372980
>>81372980
>>81372980
>>81375138
The coup could not be staged. Only the KGB had the capacity to face a coup of its own military.
The only reason liberals say this is staged is because the coup failed miserably, and it only proved Erdogan was right about everything. Liberals were supporting the coup when it first started
>>81363341
Jewish priest tribe is excempt from military service.
You basically just claim you're a levite and Israel will stick shekels up your ass and pamper you and your 10 kids
How do you cope with reality? By reality I mean the fact that everyone is to a point just like you. We might just assume that the other person knows better.
I do also mean the fact that we aren't and perhaps never will be scientifically very advanced. It's really no different than religion, to believe in the concept that future awaits us with amazing technology. Instead of hoping for the perhaps impossible, you should focus on the people that are around you. Right.
Look at that image I uploaded. People like you live in those buildings. You might just think that live would be somehow better if you were elsewhere. Not true.
You are obligated by primitive needs. What are these needs? Well, I am talking about the social side. For a moment, just think, how irrelevant everything is. But. You make the world a chaotic place because without chaos our lives would be empty. Without obligations we perceive what the world really is. With time to think we realize something that we perhaps would have been better off not knowing.
I don't know what else to add here. A lot has been going on. Been very anxious.
>>81366223
>Coup leader demands trial by combat.
testOkay, let's do some redpilling about what's going on in Turkey shall we?
>Turkish population/Which side is which.
50% of the country supports Erdoğan and most likely to be islamist pieces of shits. Islamist Kurds, peasants, Syrians, refugees, illiterates make up for this side of the population. Radicalized Kurds, Kemalists, Nationalists make up for the other percent of the population. 35% for Kemalists and Nationalists, 15% for Radicalized Kurds.
>Why is Erdoğan supporting refugees
He's trying to get presidental system pass through the law. He's giving refugees citizenship so he can secure his ass in the next elections. I mean it's obvious that those fuckers are going to vote for Erdoğan.
>Is 99% percent of the country really mudslime?
Nope. Probably 80% or 85% but not 99%. ID cards are given that way when you are born. There's a space there which tells you your religion.
And 10% of the mudslime population in Turkey are like an average American believing in god but not practicing other than going to church in Christmas or in Thanksgiving Day.
>Do Roachs in /pol/ support Erdoğan and his government?
Of course not. Most Turkish people on social media doesn't support Erdoğan either. Why?
Because
1. Erdoshills are too illiterate to use social media
2. Liberals/Lefties are of course the majority of the internet.
>Tell us about the coup.
It was unorganized. Apperantly, commanders told recruits that they were practicing. After shit went down, Erdoğan told his own SUPPORTERS to rain down to streets. Since recruits hadn't got any orders from their superiors, they got their shit kicked in by Erdoshills. And those recruits are mostly 18 to 21 years old. Some of them got surrendered and lynched by Erdoshills/Islamists. Some of them got arrested, some of them flew, some of them BTFO'd Erdoshills.
>>81375458
>and it only proved Erdogan was right about everything
Are you saying you support ISIS and the creation of a new caliphate ?
>>81375634
Now most common theories are
>Erdoğan staged this so he can get presidental system pass through the law since people are scared shitless
>Erdoğan staged this so he could bait actual pro-coup minority
>Commanders were Nationalists/Kemalists, they tried to go full Elliot Rodger before getting arrested.
>Commanders were from Gülen Movement/Kemalists (google it), they tried to go full Elliot Rodger before getting arrested
Here's the manifesto back when we thought coup was succesful. They released it from National/Government News Channel.
"Rights and freedoms of our country has been damaged. Our country has lost its reputation in international media. Our country has become a place where we are ruled by fear. Terrorist attacks have caused lost of lives of our personnel and our people.
"Theft and corruption in our politics have reached to a considerable length. To end this corruption, to fight with terrorists, to provide democracy and secularism to our people again, to strengthen our relations, Turkish Armed Forces have seized power from the government by the name of Atatürk."
>>81364572
>implying crypto muslim Obongo doesnt want to arm a jihad nation before he leaves office
>implying Obongo isnt a batshit insane psychopath and wants to go out with a bang
>implying this isnt the negroid's revenge on europe and the white man for colonization and slavery
Behind all this of course the eternal jew who wants to sick his muslim dogs upon europe to wipe out the white man and the heartland of christianity
>>81375691
Gülenists aren't Kemalists by the way. There are Kemalists involved in both sides is what I'm trying to say.
>>81375564
b8 fuck off dickwad
>>81375564
Fear not, Islam will dominate the word and put the godless west out of its misery
inshallah
>>81375634
But aren't most of Kurds in Turkey Alevis ? (thus opposite of islamists)
>>81375856
Some of them are, some of them aren't. But yes, most of the Kurds are Alevis.
>>81375835
Right so the Kemalists are cucked. Going just as planned by making this about Gulen.
This mean the Kemalists wont know what side to join, and after they will be purged anyway.
>>81370718
Maryland will rise again!
>>81375835
Would Gülenists invoke the name of Atatürk or are they openly fundamentalist?
>>81375634
Stay mad Kemalcuck. You really fucked yourself over with that coup
The vast majority of Turks want Islam. And the 10-20% of Turks who are secular are just cucks for Western culture. The rest of your country hates you and does not see as a part of their country. Your women are disgusting sluts too.
And "Islamists" (ie actual Muslims) are using the internet more and more, so it wont have a libshit monopoly on it anymore
>>81375635
I hate ISIS but I support the upcoming Erdogan Caliphate. ISIS has killed tons of Muslims, so they don't have my vote. Erdogon, on the otherhand, only goes after secular scum
The coup only exposed the hypocrisy of liberals. They dont want democracy when it leads to Islam
>>81376276
But you just said 50% of the country supports Erdogan, including 15% of radicalized kurds
But there is only 15% Kurds in Turkey, so you're saying 100% of Kurds are islamists
Or did i misunderstand your numbers
>>81376276
>>81375856
Alevis? Shi'a?
>>81364654
That fucking brit is a furry. The only place I have seen that written elsewhere is in some shit aussie furry webcomic.
>>81375835
Why would Kemalists support Erdogan? Just to fuck with the commie Kurds?
>>81375856
Kurds are big time Sunni durkas. Even the Alawis, Yazidis, are durkas in their own way (eg honor killings, FGM, etc which even religious Turks dont practice).
>>81376594
I'm saying 15% of Erdoğan supporters are Kurdish.
>>81376606
Not exactly.
>>81376559
They would basically do everything at this point.
>>81361977
>DO TO
>DO
You trollin me, mate?
>>81376559
Gulen was pro-Erdogan until Erdogan disowned him form various political reasons
>>81376809
>OgIdKXUB
I filtered your posts Muhammad stop replying to me please you're wasting time
Anything actually happening, does erdogan really want his shit fucked up?
>>81361977
lol guys I have a flight scheduled to turkey in a few days, its my stop before going into europe. flightstatus says its scheduled. what to do? i paid a fuckload of money for this ticket. should i go or cancel?
>>81376952
Erdogan is fucking everyone elses shit up.
The Caliphate cannot be restored faster than it already is
>>81376809
Kemalists aren't supporting Erdoğan.
>>81365951
To be fair, the actual important bit is the triggers. Without the triggers all you got is cancer for yourself and would be buyers.
>>81377019
The region is unstable as fuck.
Why can't you get your money back anyways
>>81376878
Just wondering if their rhetoric would match these quotes (see below). To me it seems that it was a genuine Kemalist coup and Gülen is being blamed as a diversionary tactic.
>"Rights and freedoms of our country has been damaged. Our country has lost its reputation in international media. Our country has become a place where we are ruled by fear. Terrorist attacks have caused lost of lives of our personnel and our people.
>"Theft and corruption in our politics have reached to a considerable length. To end this corruption, to fight with terrorists, to provide democracy and secularism to our people again, to strengthen our relations, Turkish Armed Forces have seized power from the government by the name of Atatürk."
>>81377167
You said they are on both sides of the conflict.
Not that they have much of a future now. kek
>>81361977
I seriously hope you niggers don't believe this.
Praise Kek
>>81377107
Turkish forces trying to seize the base, or was it just a false alarm?
>>81377303
I meant Nationalists and Gülenists.
>>81376571
>islamists are using the internet more
Yes their women post cringe tier Islamic quotes and the men take selfies with dead soldiers and cut off heads. Great use of the internet
>>81377332
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>81377213
they won't give the money back unless the airliner cancels the flight themselves. stupid, i know. but ill be damned if i have to land in istanbul where all hell is breaking loose
>>81364654
Someone watched Gundam SEED a bit too many times.
>>81364572
According to this, I am barely outside of the range apparently.
Also it would be the worse move ever. This country managed to get its shit together and fight of the whole fucking world after WW1 to get its freedom. Why would you give us a reason to unite when we are simply destroying our country by ourselves?
>>81377019
All U.S. flights in and out of Turkey suspended indefinitely anon.
>>81377566
That fucking blows desu
When I bought my ticket to Mexico, I paid extra so I could cancel at any time to get a refund.
>>81377700
well do it faster then, damnit
>>81377214
Although I am in love with Erdogan (no homo), I do think Gulen is basically Snowball from Animal Farm. He lives in Pennsylvania, yet Erdogan wants us to think that he is a real force in Turkey. He is a convenient scapegoat to tar opposition to Erdogan that isnt quite Kemalist in nature
In any case, Erdogan has a golden opportunity to eliminate all traces of Kemalism from Turkish society and make into an Islamic society once again
>>81377538
They are also part of #Woke twitter too. Its not just ISIS bs. Muslimas tend to be attention whores, but so are women in general, so thats normal
Anyway, here is an example of a Salafi Syrian Turkaboo on twitter:
https://twitter.com/KhateebDimashqi
pretty woke desu
>>81377182
no, the important bit is the pit, and the physics package. If you have an intact deactivated physics package you can reverse engineer it and make your own thermonuclear bomb, and the pit provides you with the fissile material necessary to detonate it.
Yes, the bomb cannot be detonated as it was. But they can use the raw materials and learn how we make our bombs.
>>81377831
Aren't you watching the news? We are already doing it faster than ever.
>>81377700
Non-Muslims are not very bright tho. Your friends make it too easy for Islamists to get back into power.
>>81377700
The whole point is we cannot turn those bombs over or let you take the intact pits. We have to secure them or destroy them. Simply disabling them is not enough.
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF LEGENDARY RARE POKEMEN FOUND AT INCIRLIK BASE
ITS HAPPENING
>>81377796
thanks for the info, just read up on that.
im not flying with a US airlines though, flying with turkish airlines. is it the case for that airliner as well? they're being a bit vague
>>81378048
FASTER
I need my happenings tonight
>>81378334
>have a month and a half of non-stop happenings
>still whines for more happenings
spoiled desu
>>81378156
Considering we had 100 years of success in this shithole I still believe in our ability to at least hold on to democracy and secularism. %50 support Erdoğan but other %50 isn't. Most of his supporters want both economical and political stability. The civil war that will undoubtedly follow the destruction of secularity and democracy will destroy him throughly so we will continue to hold on for a while.
>>81378192
Yeah, being a warmonger in the eyes of the world and uniting a divided country is definitely less dangerous.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXp1C6Byd2E
>>81371119
>Israelis using skub
Jews might not be so bad after all
>>81379056
naw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sXPmz9b4lM
Unconfirmed reports of strangely dressed soldiers using wooden rowboats attacking the Gallipoli peninsular.
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