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REPOSTING THIS NOT ME

>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL

>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS

>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE

>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP

>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS

>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK

>WE ARE HOLDING BACK OUT OF FEAR OF RUSSIA GETTING INVOLVED

>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR

>WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF WW3

>THIS IS CAN NOT GO SUPPRESSED MUCH LONG DO TO U.S. CITIZENS CONTACTING FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS SOON WITH A DECLARATION OF WAR.

>GET OUT OF MAJOR CITIES BEFORE THE PANIC.

>MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.
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shit up negro
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FINALLY
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>>81361977
>>81362099
kek please stop this
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>>81361977
>REPOSTING THIS NOT ME
>>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL
>>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
>>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
>>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP
>>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS
>>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
REPOSTING THIS NOT ME

>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL

>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS

>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE

>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP

>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS

>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
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>>81361977
Stop posting this DEFCON shit, it's not real.
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World War III

Post-war technology is going to be the dopest shit to use just like the last two World Wars.

R.I.P 1B+ Humans
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NUKE TURKEY
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>>81361977
>There are people taking this serious
You should kill yourself OP
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>>81362602
This!

It's the only way to be sure.
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>>81361977
>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR
Everyone
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ERDOROACH WANTS THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR HIMSELF
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US airlines banned from Turkey for a month!
http://news.aviation-safety.net/2016/07/16/faa-bans-u-s-airlines-from-using-turkish-airspace-following-failed-coup/
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>>81362263
israel was a strategic asset to the united states to maintain stability in the region, however the stability we provide is debatable or no longer valid. the US backing we recive might come with conditions to only use it to buy US made weapons and weapon system so that money won't go to waste.

also keep in mind there are alot of "generous" jews that make charity events for troops, the military and so forth.

tl;dr we get on the media alot because the israeli conflict draws alot of attention, and then the jewish media amplify's it by 200%
on the surface, israel is a welfare state that is going to shit, if you are secular you are a second class citizen and right wing religious people benefit more in all areas of life, i mean they don't even have to be drafted
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>>81362934
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/16/faa-bans-flights-between-us-and-turkey/87182548/
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Keep lying like the whole board. You're only interested in your own agenda. Nothing happens like nothing happened over the last 6 decades. Virgin.
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>>81362585
I just fear I will loose my collection of files. Would suck big time having to seek out and collect them again. Hopefully I will have time to build some protection before ww3 reaches me.
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>>81363028
why dont they have to be drafted?
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>>81362702
I guess it's time to use this
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>>81363297
Lying implies a consciousness effort to express something different from the truth. That retard takes this actually serious.


You should kill yourself regardless, reddit.
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Calm down lads they're probably just shutting down the atoms
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>>81363048
>>81362934
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>>81363128
LOOK AT THIS

ITS A NO FLY ZONE
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>>81363534
What is that? A pokeball for Palis?
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>>81361977
Watching on periscope near the base.

No gunfire.

No explosions.

Just roaches praying.
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>>81363534
A shekel detector?
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>>81363807
A gas mask filter. If Obama's in the air I don't want to breathe without one.
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WW3 but no gf
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Should change it's account name to UNCONFIRMEDWarningSystem.
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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-incirlik-idUSKCN0ZW0SZ
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>>81363341
They are a powerful voting block. They demanded the right to study full time which means other people have to support their large families and they can't serve in the army. That's how important it is to have a bunch of Torah scholars.

There might be some pacifist angle too.
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>>81363341
because they have special rights.
they can have kids, never work, never be drafted and live perfectly comfortable life.

again, religion is fucking everything up and the average person is the one that suffers
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>>81363887
Link please
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>>81363947
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>>81363807
>>81363947

laten wij haten op deze ajacied.
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>>81363947
Fair enough, no one needs airborne aids.
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wait, im not redy, gotta go get my blanket
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>>81363887

Will you kindly supply the link, or shitpost all day?
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>>81364129
HELEMAAL NIETS IN AMSTERDAM!
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>>81364059
>>81364218
https://www.periscope.tv/fy_iceworld16k/1MnxnyqedkkJO

https://www.periscope.tv/hazim0/1lPKqAakEMNKb

Have fun watching absolutely nothing.
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Praise Kek for dead Turkroaches. We can't let them have those bombs on that base so let's just detonate them in glory.

There are about 90 Nuclear bombs at the base, the base is in a city of 1.7 million Turkroaches. It'd be a surface burst so maximum fallout.
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>>81361977
Rumors.. so many rumors.
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Nukes in 24 hours.

Praise Kek.
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>>81362602
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Unconfirmed Reports Of Gunfire, Explosions Inside Incirlik Airbase -Local Sources tweet. One says F16 dropped a bomb
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Explosions arw sonic booms after 2 Fighter s took off.
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>>81364750

>This. They're shuttling the B61s out on the Vipers.
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>>81364572
But NATO can shut down the atoms
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>>81364654
I refuse to believe someone said that
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>>81361977
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>>81364024
hmm, never knew that.
whats society's take on atheïsm?
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>>81364689
Literally unconfirmed.

Our flights are grounded though. That means they will be shot down if they try to get in the air I believe.
>>81364750
No one is falling for unsourced claims of the sky falling.
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>JUST IN: Turkish Official Confirms They Do Not Know Where The 6 Coup F-16's Are.

???
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Soon guys.
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>>81364397
kanker goed gezegd.
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>>81364541
>https://www.periscope.tv/fy_iceworld16k/1MnxnyqedkkJO
Wow. There's actually nothing happening...
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>>81363948
Lady reaper will be your gf
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>>81364872

shutting them down and letting Turkroaches take the pits and build their own bombs with them? I think not.
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>>81364898
that is why i saved it
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>Tfw if this was a year ago I would have said this is a false happening

>MFW ITS 2016

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
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>>81364654
>that's where that meme came from all of a sudden
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>>81364654
>Nuclear device which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless.

Maximum kek dude.
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>>81362652
britbong gets it
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>>81364872
Will laugh my ass off if NATO reactivates the atoms when they try to find the fault. Boom military complex gone.
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>>81361977
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>>81361977
NATO will not back US in an attack

If Turkey doesn't attack anybody outside of it's borders NATO will not and can not interfere.
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>>81365035
>get gf
>touch her and you die
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>>81364898
>UK
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>ww3
>fire head goose meme still alive
at least it will cleanse the earth of normies
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>>81365292
why would they waste two H bombs for one base when a single one will wipe out the entire city.
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UNCONFIRMED - WW3 Happening
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>>81365292
>Implying anyone would be left to report
>Implying you could tell 2 apart
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>>81365504
you obviously aren't a hedonist.
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>WW3 on the horizon
>Can't join the Army cause I'm too retarded
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>>81365541

CONFIRMED: SHUT DOWN THE ATOMS.
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>>81361977
We should nuke them and tell them that more are coming if they don't fuck off from the base.
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>>81364967

Is Obongo going to pull another Libya here? Why exactly haven't we done anything to secure our base?

are we doing something?
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Obama is too much of a libcuck to actually do anything about Turdogan even if he crucified those US airforce guys at the base
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UNCONFIRMED - The Revolutionary War was false flag
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when you attack with RAID bugspray
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They're now saying it's all bullshit.

Sorry to all the basement-anarchists.
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#CONFIRMED

>Spinach patties were pretty gud
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FAKE HAPPENING

jewbook .com/Incirlik-Air-Base-Turkey-135207298748/
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>>81365334

do you really think NATO would be so cucked as to say "sure, let the Turks have physically intact US nuclear bombs, and take their plutonium pits and sell them to ISIS"
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UNCONFIRMED - Lewd anime girls take over /pol/
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Who controls the Incirlik Face book account?
Turkey?
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>>81365753
looks like somethin out of a movie

radical
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>>81363534
Still got my self 6 GP-5 80-90's soviet filters free of asbestos from Lithuania.
Along with the British S10.
Finally a chance to use it, I was hoping for riots with tear gas but this us better.
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>>81365753
I wonder why those roaches weren't just standing where they were and chanted Allahu Akbar? I thought Allah would protect them!
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>>81362247
Im from Eindhoven, dont post eindhoven related pics in a happening thread plox
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BREAKING: Suspected Coup leader seen shorty after swearing allegiance to MillionDollarExtreme
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>>81365951

Turkey isn't insane enough to do that.

don't be an idiot.
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>>81365361
>get gf
>touch her and she dies
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>>81366233

because clearly they arent ISIS's life support, let alone was buying isis oil
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>>81366233

But they are holding our nukes hostage. We can't turn them over.
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>>81365334
Good thing then that 70% of NATO funding and forces is essentially US.

Silly Serb...NATO IS THE US.
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CANCELED
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>>81366233
>Turkey isn't insane enough to do that.
You are over-estimating the intelligence of roaches.
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There are around 50-60 B-61 tactical nuclear bombs in the base, not missiles.
They have codes but
A-it is likely that the code is 000000(because US believed it was genius code
B-they can still be used to get radioactive material for bombs and dirty bombs
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:)
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>>81365361
All the bones except the one that counts
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>>81361977
>thinking anything happening in Turkey is going to ripple anywhere outside Turkey border countries
Friend, this will just be another proxy war.
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>>81366439
Time to close /pol/. No happening today.
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>>81364966
Sauce or go fuck yourself

nice digits tho
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>it isn't happening

GEE /pol/ WAS WRONG AGAIN
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
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>>81366783
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>81363948
>>81365035
>>81365361
>tfw WW3 and virgin
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>>81366233
This is the same Turkey that shot down a Russian jet that spent a couple of seconds in their airspace.
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>>81366892

Come to America. Yankee women love the autistic cadence of Finns trying to speak English.

Melts their panties, seriously.
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>>81361977
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>>81366345
Oh shit nigga I remember that.
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>>81365753
And they scatter like the roaches they are. Praise kek
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>>81366875
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>>81366783

Gee, how could we have seen this coming.

/pol/ is a bunch of edgy neckbeards who think a doomsday scenario would be "like totally super awesome!".
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>REPOSTING THIS NOT ME

>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL

>I AM A PERSONAL AID
>IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS

>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE

>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP

>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS

>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK

>WE ARE HOLDING BACK OUT OF FEAR OF RUSSIA GETTING INVOLVED

>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR

>WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF WW3

>THIS IS CAN NOT GO SUPPRESSED MUCH LONG DO TO U.S. CITIZENS CONTACTING FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS SOON WITH A DECLARATION OF WAR.

>GET OUT OF MAJOR CITIES BEFORE THE PANIC.

>MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.
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>>81366372
buying stolen oil is hardly comparable with selling nukes mate.

>>81366420
Yes.
But in that case you're still alone in that war, European nations will not support you.
Take a look through history, they've always saved Turkey.

>>81366375
Yes, and they will probably keep them.

But they will not sell them.

UN 'might' be allowed to disarm them or something like the treaty with Russia after a few years.

And they 'might' allow inspections of destroyed materials.

>>81366521
That would be suicide.

>>81366906
Hardly comparable to selling nukes to ISIS.
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Old news but semi-related news.

http://www.airforcetimes.com/story/military/2016/04/18/airman-assaulted-base-two-turkish-youths-incident-caught-video/83185618/
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>>81367142
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>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF NAVAL BATTLE INVOLVING U.S BATTLESHIPS CURRENTLY OCCURING IN THE BLACK SEA
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>>81366892
same, we are too pure for this world
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>>81367450
kek. good times
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>>81365398
What app is that
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>>81366201

Triggered
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>>81367266
>>81366195
>muh secular first world turkey
>kurds put me up in here, they keepin me down
>we wuz byzantines'n'shiet
roaches and niggers are the same, the only difference is that even with the shootings there is no #RoachLivesMatter yet.
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>>81367483

>battleships

try harder. Battleships are all decommissioned.
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>>81367493
You have to look at the positive in the situation. Direct ticket into heaven.
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>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF LARGE UNIDENTIFIED CREATURE EMERGING FROM THE BLACK SEA
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>>81367975
They've been recommissioned for this one battle
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>>81364654
>Shut down the atoms
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CONFIRMED REPORTS OF SB-3 GHOULS TAKING OFF IN DAYLIGHT FROM NEW MEXICO. FLYING AT MACH 43!
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>>81368058

HORY FUUUCK!
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>>81367975
B-29s HEADED FOR ISTANBUL.
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>>81361977
Did this DEFCON guy actually report anything that's happened? Seems like he just spouts shit and you guys latch on like flies.
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>>81368058
Please let it be Cuthulu.
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>>81368028
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>>81361977
>>81362328
tipping muh tinfoil hat m'lady
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>>81368286
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>>81367638
Looks like mimi.
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UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF SOME KIND OF STARSHIP FLYING OVER NEW YORK FIRING WILDLY INTO THE CITY
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>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF ALIEN SPACESHIPS LANDING IN ANKARA TURKEY
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>>81365550
>le everybody dies meme

1 kiloton yeild weapons have a kill radius of about 1,500 ft
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Nuke us fuckers. Allah akbar every fucking minute on speakers. Isis on head forever now. Thanks u USA that was shity coup i ever saw. All army arrested now realy thanks fuckng USA.
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>>81364654
Brexit was a mistake
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>>81366892
In war, you can rape to your heart's content.
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reminder that pic related is Britain's foreign secretary during these dynamic and highly volatile times

>bojo launching nukes
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>>81368660
fake ass faggot.
turkish proxy inbound.
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>>81368660
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>>81368903
>In Sweden you can rape to your heart's content.

FTFY
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>>81368660
You realize Erdogan did it right
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>>81369124
*in sweden, Muslims can rape at their heart's content.
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>>81368660
Wasn't a shitty coup.
It was textbook colour revolution.
It would have worked if the MIT hadn't lied its ass off to the revolutionaries and the Americans, convincing them they had the support, and that they had to strike now.
It was a trap to expose the enemy within, and an excuse for Erdogan to purge the undesirables from the army, courts and government.

God save you, because nobody else will.
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>>81368983
Look at my bad english im a fucking turk
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>>81369124
Only applies to non-white.
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>>81368999

HOLY SHIT PRAISE KEK
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>>81362585
If anything technology will be thrown back 20 years. high tech countries will be hit hard and only developing countries' technology will be available.
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>>81365255
The only way that could be done is either something close to absolute zero was dispersed near it with pulling every bit of energy out of the system or and endothermic reaction of the same caliber. Both would require the same energy equivalent of a nuclear bomb to be brought up to room temp.

Tldr : This is impossible by current science unless you're captain cold or something.

Or you could go the MGS way where you have a chemical agent that converts the uranium from an fissionable material 235 to a nonfissionable ion 238.
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>>81369265
>Xd
le trole
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>>81365504
Ww2 set the precedent
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4 more years.
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>>81365398
Link to thread?
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>>81368587
I believe it but hell I'll believe anything at this point
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MAJOR HAPPENING BEFORE 23:45 (+25 MINUTES) KEK WILLS IT
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>>81368660
If all army is arrested, turkeys at its weakest then right?
>Vlad, commence operation Istanbul is still Constantinople
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>>81368943
Truly based Britain
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>>81363759
>The Roaches implement a No Fly Zone
Ahahahahaha... I guess that even though the whole country is garbage, only the Turks should be one to eat shit.
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kek confirms that ayyy lmao's are responsible for the coup
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I'm getting unconfirmed reports that the moon just blew up and is assaulting China with debris.
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>>81362099
>>81361977
So Kek is willing this to happen...?? Kek really is here. Hes actually real isnt he? Like, how can we still deny that there isnt something to this fucking shit yet.
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>>81369592
Yes because as everyone knows the bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Hiroshima.
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if digits allah is real and islam will dominate world and some black muslim will dominate my gf
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>>81364654
I guess we're fine then if all we need to do is shut down the atoms kek
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obama and NASA will make an announcement relating to jupiter, due to happen in the next 5 hours.
it will greatly overshadow what has happened during the last few days...
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>>81370161
>Muslim victory
>Mandatory Allah worship
Kek will never allow such an abomination.
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>>81370451
i just want bull for my gf, pls kek give me
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>>81370445
FUCK
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>>81370445
haha what my man
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>>81370445
>happen in the next 5 hours.

11 PM on a fucking Saturday?
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>>81370570
Almost anon, I still want to believe you if... if that's okay.
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#UNCONFIRMED Turkish warships sighted on the Potomac, Obama flees Washington

#UNCONFIRMED Turkish flag reported flying over White House. Gunfire heard on national mall. Istanbul surrender possibly a feint.

#UNCONFIRMED Virginia National Guard has gone over to Turkish coup forces, Maryland's loyalty uncertain
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>>81370001
HOLY SHIT! THEY ACTIVATED PROJECT ZAPPA?!?!
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>>81370693
>11PM on a fucking sunday
>america
Anon that timeframe doesnt make sense unless youre in the future. Its still saturday.
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>>81370445
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>>81370864

#UNCONFIRMED anon reports it actually Sunday, coup forces may control time machine. We are monitoring the situation closely.
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>>81367638
The app is called Clover and it's for Android. You'll have to download it off the site since it's no longer on the Play Store.
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>>81370864

Uh... yeah. I said Saturday. That Arby's giving you a stroke?
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>>81363807

IDF tactical Skub
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>>81368660
What if turkish insider anon is really insider and Erdogan turns to Russia, before some major anti-terrorist campaign begins? (i.e. removing drones fighting for the US Military-Industrial Complex)
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>>81370823
How the hell do you know about the moon unit, that's classified information!
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>>81371111
im so fucking high right now haha my man sorry you are right
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>>81370445
>Australia

They have found Monolith?
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>>81368651

the smallest nuke ever yielded 6 kilotons, and you can bet that theese are bigger.
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I live in Florida. Am I fucked?
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>>81362247
Kek wills it. It cannot be stopped.
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>>81371424
that depends...
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KEK WILL CONFIRM MORE HAPPENINGS ON MONDAY
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>>81371413
Thats a scary thought. I kinda hope we dont all die anon. =/
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>>81371257
Someone sent me a spam email marked (C) with no header. I was looking for cheaper penis enlargment pills.
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>>81371527
Depends on what?
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>>81371605
This might be one of the best jokes ive seen in a while
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>>81371536
enough man, im shitting myself here
i dont want no brrrt sound or allahakbars anymore, good coup n shit but lets just go home already
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>>81371763
oi, what the fuck is going on there now?
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>>81361977
We're just going to have to learn how to live with attacks on American bases.
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>>81371657
How the fuck should I know? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
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>>81363534
Hey cool, I've got an israeli mask too, jew runes and all
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>>81372017
nothing right now few jets passing by
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>>81371763
KILL EVERY TURK

KEK WILLS IT!
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>this coup
cancer
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>>81372355
Post pics and I'll translate the sand runes if you want
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>>81372464
stop
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>>81372469
leaf, cmon man. i also like frog kings and shit but no, kek doesnt really wills it
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>>81361977

ALRIGHT BOYS TIME TO DROP A FEW BIG ONES ON TURKEY.
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TURKROACHES HAVING A TINY LITTLE ROACHSCUFFLE DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT

TURKROACHES HAVING A TINY LITTLE ROACHSCUFFLE DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT

TURKROACHES HAVING A TINY LITTLE ROACHSCUFFLE DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT
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>>81372538
Shut your hole AKP Turkroach.

The fact there is zero info about it means it's going extremely well. King nigger sided with the loser and his pathetic employees are backing him up instead of removing him like these guys had the balls to do.
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>>81372686
>>/mlp/
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>>81372627
>actually replies to castigate 4chan's boogyman
wew lad
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>>81372779
>zero info about it
fuck /r/4chan doesnt know how to use twitter n shit? coup is over leaf
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>>81371413
Wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
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>>81372733

It does when there's a US airforce base with 90 US nuclear bombs being held hostage involved you turbonigger.
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Its shitskins being shitskins...

i really dont get whats to see here
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>>81361977
HOLY SHIT!

STAY SAFE AMERICA!
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>>81371763
>lets just go home already
>Islamists in full power, purging secularists and pogroming kurds
>Japan reverting to Fascism soon
>China militarising South China Sea
>implying Middle East and SEA aren't about to become massive shitstorms
This is not the will of Kek. He merely flicked the first dominoes. This is what will happen next.
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>>81372953
Literally nothing aside from Twitter lies. No footage from the east, nothing.

Fucking spooks siding with Obama just ended their careers. The man is a fucking traitor and he just outed himself.

You aren't a fucking Turk bud, we all know.
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>>81373141

There is literally zero evidence of Erdogan being in power.
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>>81372595

What are they saying in Israel about this?
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time to get old georgian clay back from t*rks.
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>>81373359
I like your food, the lamb stew is the best.
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>>81372959
Even that is enough with today's tech

http://factually.gizmodo.com/less-than-2-of-the-uranium-in-the-hiroshima-bomb-actua-1624444762
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>>81363128
But Turkey is NATO.
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>>81373359
Ayy, my home state!
When did we get a new flag?
Did we succeed already and I missed it?!
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>>81373016

Wasn't this happening canceled due to a FB post on the AFB account that all is perfectly calm and normal?
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>>81373782
Yes but people are stupid and chose not to believe it
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>>81365659
I've come to the conclusion that Obama is completely uninterested in foreign politics and always chooses the comfortable, most passive or safest path
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>mfw dubya dubya III
>mfw im gonna die a kissless virgin
oh well. im making some tendies one last time at least
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>>81373359
When did Georgia get its own flag?! its just a state
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>>81373208
didnt heard from him in the 10 hours
noone is going outside except those islamists paid to go there, and they are extreme pussies on 1on1, they will go away after this bullshit staged us coup
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>>81373331
>Happening
Ooh interesting... let's see what we get. Maybe that old fucker Erdogan will be kicked out and a secular gov will take place. We might be friends again!
>Coup fails
Awww... why'd it have to be over so soon?
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>>81373929
Unless its rilling up niggers. He love that shit.
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>>81373869
Because the PFC at edwards AFB that runs the feed is completely trustworthy
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>>81374054
Are you in Istanbul? If so that makes perfect sense. The military only had a few small groups to seize key points. An army cannot hold a city of 10mm+. It's never been done in human history.
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>>81374111
You realize this is all Erdogan's doing, he is becoming Sultan as we speak

I heard Israelis support Kurds, is it true ?
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>>81362934
When was the last time the US banned its airlines from fying to a country for at least a month?
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>>81373782
>>81373869

There's no shooting and no explosions. Yes, that much is true.

However the airspace is still closed, entry and exit from the base is cut off, and the power is still cut off at the base. The base will operate on internal power for awhile sure, but do you know what kind of system they're on the provide power? is it just gas generators? Either way. They're cut off from reinforcement, and we can't fly the bombs out to secure them.
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EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE
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>>81374312
Don't know of any active support, but the Kurds are effectively fighting ISIS so they're respected.
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>>81374348
They might just be waiting for night. generators dont power as many lights to save fuel and batterys.
Im mean, thats what I would do..
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>>81374011
badum tss
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>>81374299
im at ankara very close to 1 coup controlled 2 govt air base, idk what will happen next but it all seems very staged and amateur as fuck, if nato behind this like chavez coup, i lost all my hope in eu kek
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>>81371080
just use fdroid to download clover
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>>81374348
A political shitstorm is due for Washington this weekend that is correct.

I want to know who holds the strings and what the climate is inside the base? How trigger happy are the parties involved in the incident? Who runs the show? Erdo? Turkish army? Obongo? or maybe Stoltenberg?


Either way i got my fingers crossed for an outcome where Turkey get's thrown out of the alliance.
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>>81363534
How long does that keep the food inside hot?
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>>81368999
ebin
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>>81374733
Oh so you are implying Erdogan, allied with EU staged the coup ?
How can he trusts Westerners with something like that tho, don't you think him staging it alone would make more sense ?
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>>81374733
probably it isnt the best idea to go to Ankara for my holiday?
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>>81361977
Yeah but what does Germany do? How major is a city to be considered major? Post pics faggot.
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