TURKEY HAPPENING #2
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POSSIBLE FIGHTING IN INCIRLIK
LOCALS SAY SHOTS WERE FIRED
F-16s ARE IN THE AIR
WHAT THE FUGG IS GOING ON
nothing will happen
nothing ever happens
>>81364250
aBSOLUTELY NOTHING
you gay german ball licker
/mlp/ reporting in.
>>81364250
Top kek is here
Good night, /pol/. I want to wake up and see some happenings. Counting on you. Kek wills it!
> What we Know Incirlik AFB had its power cut and government forces were surrounding early this morning #UNCONFIRMED reports of explosions now
https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754429328172081152
>>81364250
The "explosions" are sonic booms.
Theres a big difference between sonic booms for far away, vs sonic booms from low flying turkish F-16's flying over your town far below the usual flight floor while supersonic, dick waving to the US servicemen about the airspace over Incirlik being closed.
Plus the people are jumpy and on edge due to, you know, a fucking attempted coup last night.
>>81364250
Might as well repost this since the old thread is old and the discussion is ongoing.
>>81363651
I give it a 1% chance. It's too fucking lazy and sloppy. For one, the coup was done spectacularly bad. But hey, okay, the CIA has done some REALLY shitty operations in the past. Let's just assume you're right and the CIA is behind this. Why the ever loving FUCK would they let it be traced directly back to Incirlik, a nuke-holding base with special forces on site, and other NATO member nations? That's so fucking stupid.
Even if you think CIA is incompetent, they understand statecraft. They would never, ever do this.
So you have two options: a 1% or less chance that Incirlik was directly tied to this, or the 99% chance that Erdogan is off his rocker insane or is just using this as an opportunity to kick the US out. It COULD very well be that he's not going nuts but is just using this to reassert power over his country entirely. i.e he's not trying to start WW3, he's going to hand the nukes over once Incirlik is in control... but man, even that seems flaky. Like, if you genuinely believe Incirlik is not tied to the coup, why risk WW3 over such a minor thing as territorial sovereignty? This really stinks of the government being in full paranoia mode.
>>81364626
sleep tight fucker
>>81364566
me 2,/mlp/ here
also thx satan
>>81364250
A nation is eating it'self from the inside out.
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker.
Why didn't you listen, /pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM
>>81364833
Maybe Japan will grant her asylum
>>81364722
This too. Military posturing makes a lot more sense than Turkey actually attacking a NATO base. Raises the question, what are they hoping to get out of it, though? Is this just the opening salvo in a negotiation to move NATO out of Turkey? Some other negotiation that will be upcoming? What is this about, exactly?
And that foreign minister's statement is crazy. He's linking Incirlik to "anti-coup" operations, which suggests this is more serious than posturing.
I agree, though, the "explosions" being reported are probably sonic booms.
>>81364250
GOD SPEAD TURKBROS.
>>81364972
She's already working on marrying this Jap guy from some band, so she should be good regardless.
>>81364743
You're right, surely the CIA has moved on from when it based a coup out of an embassy.
https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754431196449296385
Incirlik is a turkish air base, we just are allowed to use it for our ISIS campaign. We pay Turkey for fuel, we use follow their control tower, etc. Even if the coup jets refuelled there it would be Turkish personnel that did it. America is basically staying at a hotel.
ww3 is now, lads
>It could just be Twittersphere bullshit
Figures
>Incirlik AFB has denied the unconfirmed reports of explosions and gunfire first reported by twitter. Repeat, Incirlik AFB says its not true
@DEFCONWS
Incirlik AFB has denied the unconfirmed reports of explosions and gunfire first reported by twitter. Repeat, Incirlik AFB says its not true
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81364626
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
The coup is over. Nothing to see. All rebels have been imprisoned. Erdogan is in full control. Go home and keep calm.
So...
Are we going to join Russia?
>>81364566
>>81364789
/mlpol/ is always here.
it's nothing...
>>81364972
Hopefully, cause if she doesn't get asylum there, bad things will happen D:
>we could be living in the timeline where a global nuclear war can really happen
Please, do happen. Just please.
This turkish chap doesnt think this in any way will affect the EU's decision about letting them join.
>>81365369
t. turkroach
>>81365483
Anon, WW3 is starting today. Sit back and enjoy the ride. There is much more to come in the next few hours.
KEK has spoken. We'll see each other on the other side.
People, the rebels cannot do anything with those nukes. They don't have the codes. They would have to rebuild the whole electronics system to make them useable.
Don't watch too many movies when villains steel nukes and set them off. That just ain't happening in real life.
>>81365404
i thought russia didnt like turkey tho cos all the isis stuff or something
Not trending on twitter, so nothing is happening. Go home OP
>>81365147
DELETE THIS
>>81365769
>90% of pol literally has never heard of a dirty bomb
>>81365769
>a first-world-adjacent country with an 18 billion dollar military couldn't redo some electronics
Come on now, anon. It's now been confirmed this isn't happening, but it wouldn't be hard for Turkey to rewire some nukes if they wanted to. It wouldn't happen at some individual fanatic level, but the state could.
>>81364250
this is fake.
No one in NATO or from the US would call Incirlik AB an AFB
>>81366024
The most dangerous part of a dirty bomb is the primary explosives. The radiological component is considered secondary.
They are nothing more than a terror weapon
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
/pol/ is always right, strap in, because shit is about to go down.
you asked for it:
google "Gulen" tl;dr influential CIA asset that gets framed for the coup.
Turkey officially demands Gulen's head or NATO airport at Incirlik remains closed (they also took US personel and nukes hostage)
Turkey is arresting hundereds of people connected with Gulan aka CIA
what did you miss?
No official statement by the US for more than 2 hours after the coup attempt.
meaning: they were taken completely by surprise! (Turkey is southern flank of NATO to keep ME in check, all previous coups were backed by CIA)
Erdogans coup after the "coup" is a geopolitical catalyst: Turkey breaks with NATO. Obama just lost the ME.
>>81366449
66
44
KEK wills it
>>81365232
REEEEEEEEEE
NO HAPPENING
>>81366554
66
55
KEK BRINGS US WW3 TONIGHT
>>81366554
66
55
let it be known
>>81366554
OFF BY ONE KEK IS NEARBY
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81366525
>Turkey breaks with NATO
This does nothing for Turkey. It only weakens their position in the world.
Erdogan wants to have his cake and eat it too. He does not want to leave NATO.
ww3 begins now
>>81366449
>/pol/ is always right, strap in, because shit is about to go down.
Yeah, na.
Incirlik Air Base themselves have confirmed 20 minutes ago that not much is happening over there, aside from the power outage.
They have a Facebook page under "Incirlik-Air-Base-Turkey"
>>81366640
>>81366651
666 kek has gone mad!
>>81366040
You will hit nothing with those shitty nukes anyway. Antimissile defense is too strong.
>>81366638
the admins are not in the base, they know shit about what happens
>>81364250
>F-16s ARE IN THE AIR
Near an airbase? Jesus Christ.
>>81365404
Sure looks like it and I do hope so.
>>81365781
The military likes Russia. It was the president who was supporting ISIS and wanted that jet shot down.
>>81365781
>isis stuff or something
Lol no it is just western propaganda Russia love bullying any country they are near Erdoğan want to down Essad while Russia support him than all thing happened
>>81366789
>AB is being attacked and taken over by pro-Erdogan troops and possibly taken hostage
>random person says "loil nthng going on here"
>OK THIS IS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE
KEK starts WW3 tonight
PRAISE KEK
>>81366978
Is this enough?
>>81366996
K then
>>81366789
the air base has been cut off from electricity in the morning and the FB account is probably managed by some staffer in the US
Can someone tldr me on what's helped these last two days, and what led to it?
The ice we skate
Is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire
How bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
>>81364250
People are still shilling this bait account?
>>81366854
>shooting bullets with other bullets is 100% reliable
I'm not sure I believe you, anon. Especially when the consequences of missing a bullet is not "one person dies".
>>81366040
>a first-world-adjacent country
>adjacent
Greece, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Syria, Iran, Georgia, Azerbaijan are now first world?
As to the nukes, they would need time and in that time America would find the nukes.
>>81365729
>WW3
Highly doubt it.
/pol/ is always desperately waiting for the collapse of humanity, but you won't get what you want. It'll just be another bullshit possible happening no different than Ukraine.
>>81366789
The entire base is under FPcon Delta
No one there is using social media that hasn't been approved
>>81367072
>2 hrs ago
wow that is recent
>>81366854
They're bombs, not missiles.
>>81367170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiACFlHZ1IA
>>81364250
Israel is giving a few F-16s Turkish paint jobs and sending them in.
>>81367210
Bulgaria, Greece and Cyprus are first world.
>>81366024
>a dirty bomb
is that when a bomb goes off on an indian street?
>>81367209
Those bullets are fucking cool though
Fucking hell, stop posting shit from these guys already.
>>81366957
I'm sure theres a "DUCK!" joke to be had here.... but I'm lazy.
TURKEY MUST FORCE THE USA TO PAY FOR THEIR TREACHERY
Those frogs and their bloody ISSOUUU bullshit.
>>81367210
Military and technical expertise is close enough to get shit done at the highest levels, personal welfare and economy not really. Hope that clears up what I mean? They are not living in the stone age when it comes to the highest levels of the state is all I mean.
>>81367412
defcon said from the beginning that the reports are unconfirmed
>>81367358
I wouldn't be surprised.
>>81364370
There's a coup going on, that IS a happening you turd.
>>81364250
bullshitt but a nuke went offffes ..
>>81366823
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>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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>>81366823
>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE
STOP POSTING THIS DEFCON TWITTER BULLSHIT
>>81366978
>>random person
Its not a random person you tit, its run by the AFB's media office. Yes, AFB's have a social media presence these days, to confrim to worried mums that little Johnny bombing muslims is still alive.
>>81364370
it did
>>81367362
>Bulgaria, Greece and Cyprus are first world.
Since when? Have you been there?
>>81367101
You must be pretty dense if you think you can blackout a US military installation from the outside world that easily just by turning their power off anon. They have their own generators, and satellite access for when landlines go down.
>>81367699
DEFCON SAID IT'S UNCONFIRMED THEY NEVER SAID IT WAS CONFIRMED SO STFU WITH BLAMING DEFCON FOR KURDS SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER
>>81367546
>current year
>not checking facebook
I want an happening as much as you, but we have to pray for it.
https://www.facebook com/Incirlik-Air-Base-Turkey-135207298748/
Also check them
theyll just shut down the atoms. literally nothing will happen
>>81367296
>No one there is using social media that hasn't been approved
I did not imply that was the case.
>>81367072
That's better, thanks
>>81367109
>Turkey has written in it's constitution that it's military can and must coup if they feel the government is straying from the original path, endangering the people or threatening the constitution.
>many voices that were anti erdogan were set aside or jailed, most prominently, recently, a very high ranking official that didn't bend at every Erdogans whim
>many army leaders were arrested or forced to retire, making the army fear Erdogan was going to take away the power and put it in his own pocket
>The army warned him that they would coup if he didnt stop helping ISIS
>Erdogan promised but didn't take much action
>coup might still be staged, so that Erdogan planned to be first to be able to take complete power and reach more support, which seems to be the case. He won't have an issue with jailing and firing everyone he deems too annoying, he has fired thousands of officials already
>Hes now being hailed as a hero among some, stating he came out on the street during the coup like a hero to talk to people when in reality he wan't even in the town, he only arrived when the coup was almost over
>>81368052
>shut down the atoms
kekerino
>>81367419
VTEC just kicked in yo
>>81368052
Whenever I see a screenshot of a bait post with 100 replies, I wish I could read the replies.
>>81364370
Well it won't with that attitude.
Pray to KEK harder newfie.
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81367209
Just check quantity of anti-aircraft missile systems shot/long range + silos + naval + jets
WW3 tonight.
KEK wills it.
>>81368509
no he doesn't toi cringelord
Guys
WHAT THE FUCK is the Obama administration doing?
>>81368308
>what is archive
>>81368407
Motherfucker, they aren't nuclear missiles in Incirlik they're big old dumb, but nuclear, bombs.
>>81368612
Not letting one Turk stand in the way of secure access to military installations.
I mean, come on, whats one guys life really worth, compared to the cost involved in having to rebase their entire turkish presence?
>>81367367
Its when a bomb goes off in American's underwear
>>81368612
king nog is like
>duuuhh better not risk making dangerous turkey angry
>>81368612
>WHAT THE FUCK is the Obama administration doing?
The same shit they've done for 8 years. Where have you been?
>>81364370
Can we meme a happening into reality with KEK's powers?
>>81368885
KEK WILLS IT
>>81368612
What they always do. Fuck up everything while acting like they arent.
KEK demands WW3. Tonight.
Anons, what face is Russia making right now watching this?
>>81364250
>erdoroach thinks he can use the false flag coup to get control of the nukes
I would usually say this could definitely trigger WW3, but then again obongo might be full cucked
Some live o vid of the happening ?
>>81368999
hmm
>>81364250
those aren't bombs, silly
those are gifts of peacefulness and friendship
everyone is friends now, you silly goose
>>81368627
>shutdown all jets
>>81368999
WITNESSED
>>81369141
>an actual mammoth tank
Goddamn, that's pretty cool.
>>81368612
Admitting we fucked up.
>>81369333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MEHMET?!
>>81369141
the tank could literally just run over her she'd just need to put her head down
>>81368999
>>81369333
ITS HAPPENING
>>81367627
Oh please, it was over before it even had chance to begin. Hell it was probably an inside job from Erdoğan to purge the military and gain more power.
>>81368999
I'm so fuckin ready
>>81368999
>>81369333
WITNESSED AND INCREASED
>>81368999
PRAISE KEK
>>81369333
Witness Witnessed!
>>81368999
ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL KEK
>>81369666
WE ARE HITTING SOME SERIOUS LIMITS
>>81368999
>>81369666
TIME TO BE COMFY GUYS
>>81366978
About as reliable as all the other horseshit rumor mills pretending to be news outlets that re posted here
>>81368999
Yeah fuck, my new isolation matt for my BOB should come next week.
>mfw I can't get comfy in my tent
>>81365851
POST ANGRY PEPES
>>81369666
>>81368999
>>81369333
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
WHY ISN'T ANYTHING HAPPENING
WW3 SHOULD HAVE STARTED A LONG TIME AGO
>>81369666
TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81367072
dont you remember this. It was posted here a while back about how things really are in a shtf scenario
i havent got the screencap from on here but this link has the same stuff.
'the more the government tries to tell everyone its all fine, the worse things are. start prepping' is the basic message.
http://www.shtfplan.com/emergency-preparedness/a-survival-q-a-living-through-shtf-in-the-middle-of-a-war-zone_10252011
>>81369666
>>81369577
>>81369499
>>81369333
>>81368999
>>81368866
>>81368088
>>81367966
This is now an official kek prophecy thread
>>81366789
>believing goybook normies
gay
>>81369141
Crewing that looks like a great way to get yourself bombed.
>>81368999
>>81368999
by the will of KEK we will all burn in nuclear fire tonight
>>81369885
THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>81369921
TO KILL
>>81368999
PRAISE HIM REEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>81369999
KEK BEGINS
>>81364566
Howdy howdy satan
F-16 dogfights when?
>>81364250
Erin Cunningham @erinmcunningham
Incirlik Airbase Facebook page says no explosions on or near the base. Reports based on tumors.
>>81369999
>>81368999
>>81369333
>>81369666
ALL THESE DIGITS
HE IS HERE
>>81368999
KEKS WILL BE DONE
>>81370106
T-minus 3 hours
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81370155
>55
wow wow WOW
TURKS ARE MAKING THE WAR TRUE
>>81370088
Nice dubs AJ.
>>81368999
EMBRACE FOR IMPACT
PRAISE THE MIGHTY KEK
>>81369885
SHUT THE FUCK UP NAZI...we end this tonight bitch. Saddle up nigga.
>>81364250
Was proved fake.
Accept it, it's over.
>>81370155
WEW
>>81365369
What the fuck is going on here?
Why is there barely anything covering this?
USSS, CIA, why the fuck is the Muslim king nigger still in power? He sided with a god damn Islamic theocrat. That's your cue.
>>81370155
Fuck me, I got me some quads and I didnt even notice.
check and KEK
>>81369999
>>81370155
kek (pbuh) is with us
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81370286
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>81370073
Why do i doubt thats an actual quote
>>81370311
WEW
E
W
>>81370165
KEK is SATAN
>>81370146
Fucking tumors. When will cancer stop lying to us?
>>81365369
/thread
>>81370155
And here, bombs at US air base tonight confirmed, happening in T-Minus 35 minutes
How realistic would it be for the base to get benghazi'd by the Islamist hoards?
>>81370311
right back at ya'
>>81368999
KeK, Thank you for this prediction!
Consecutive KEK and check.
WW3 tonight.
>>81364743
>be CIA
>false flag
>erdogan blames you for opportunity
>he will never realize he was right
>>81364370
Just said on Fox Business that the military has control over the country and Erdogan has fled
I don't know what the fuck is happening
>political discussion
>bunch of children praying to a meme god for ww3 nuclear warfare
>tfw not even surprised
So the nuclear base information is fake? No bombings or shoots?
praised be KEK
>>81365769
Plus this is part of the arming process. So unless someone has NATO fighter jets that are programmed to drop the bombs, they can't be armed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14GMtf8Vwk
(notice the spin at 2:35)
>>81369980
seems that way. buckle up
>>81370286
>flag
>>81369008
>Smotri, Turtsiya pizdec
This.
>>81370644
DUB MADNESSSSS
>>81370537
I want a good fucking reason why there isn't a Turkey General. This is the biggest happening since 911 and we've got nothing.
>>81370537
you are 12 hours late mate
>>81370644
Dubs saying that it seems this way
KEK IS REAL
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81370613
According to a government twitter account.
Is this what we've been reduced to?
>>81370613
The defcon page is roleplay/fan fiction.
To be technical it's a Turkish base that we also use. They fly F-16s and their own KC-135s out of there.
>>81370746
Because there was yesterday and its pretty much over, IDIOT!
This guy looks so happy. How can I be this happy?
Comfy as fuck listening to greek military music and praising KEK
>>81370887
>pretty much over
4 U
>>81370898
>When a lvl 1 rogue get his first blue loot.
>a Unrevelant Muslim country will start a war
What a time to be alive, so much shilling itt aswell.
>>81369885
The ride never ends.
>>81370899
Nice
Also, bombs a'droppin soon lads
>>81368999
Checked,
>Kek wills it.
Brace yourselves faggot, tommorow we'll dine in hell.
Are trips still being passed around to confirm upcoming happening?
>>81371199
>11
>99
>ALL DEEZ DUBS N TRIPS N QUADS
KEK IS IN THIS THREAD
PRAISE HIM
PRAISE KEK
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>>81371387
here take them, but don't roachbomb me
>>81371326
PRAISE KEK!
>>81364370
>nothing will happennothing ever happens
Where have you been for the past 2 weeks? Literally a happening every 2 or 3 days.
May we live in interesting times.
erdogan will die within the week
istanbul will be constantinople once again
>>81370887
Yeah, but it's NOT over. That's the point.
Fucking spooks protecting Islamists, you all belong in prison.
>>81370898
Buy a lotr sword replica then run around town wearing flipflops
>>81371538
>every time I want to go to sleep
>>81371600
KEK POWER
New coup + tank canister shots against erdogan isis gang on the streets.
Do it correctly this time.
>>81371600
checked
>>81371600
Kek wills it!!
Grab your crusader armor, there'll be fighting lads!
>>81371732
The coup is still ongoing. That's why there is literally nothing from eastern Turkey.
How is this not obvious?
I thought you guys were good at this?
>>81371199
KEK IS HERE
>KEK IS HERE
>>81370644
>>81370899
>>81371199
truly kek is grand
It's over.
>>81369999
Only NATO can deactivate the situation now
KEK
START WW3 TOMORROW
>>81370537
>Just said on Fox Business
>Fox
Only a day late there Fox, thats good for your usual standards.
>>81372022
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Post your european face when tonight russian tanks will march into our hometowns
>>81372022
check'd for kek
Getting uber-comfy by taking a nice bath.
I want some insane happening in Turkey when I come back.
Meme it into reality, lads.
>>81372154
why should them?
Is it time to get comfy?
>>81371600
If not he will fear for his life. I see a conflict getting him from the high chair, because he might think he will die then. This ain't over until maybe his death and even then, the 1001 storie continues. Erdogan can create a lot of new enemies if he tries to kill his enemies. Leaders today don't know how to organize order, they rely on smooth talk, but when talk fails, then they run headless.
>>81372241
have a nice bath , we will
>>81371902
what is this episode called when no women impede the man's progress?
>>81372138
First reports of major explosions in 10 minutes lads
>>81372154
>mfw Russians are lost because my hometown is at least 100km away from anything even remotely important.
>>81372289
Kek just admitted it
Kek wills it.
Turkey must fall.
>>81372433
>Utopia.
nevermind
Nuclear Armageddon incoming.
>>81372363
Thank you Spanish-bro. That's kind of you.
I know I can coun't on you, lads.
>>81364626
Sleep tight trucker
>>81371600
KEKS DEMANDS IT
>>81372555
What the fuck
>>81372555
h.......holy kek
IT'S COMING
>>81365147
>working on
This is a legendary fucking kek thread
Kek says nothing will happen
>>81372748
>Are you close to climaxing, borther?
>Yes.
I leave you to it then.
>>81365486
>she
kek has spoken. He has said an all out nuclear war is coming within hours, shelter in place and accept your fate. Praise be KEK the holy happening Father.
>>81364250
>Literally shit-tier sources
>>81372998
1 off almost a kek
>>81365147
Then it ends here.
>>81372934
KEK SAYS THIS
When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural
>>81373111
yeah, alright sure
whatever you say kek
>>81364250
why the fuck do people post this twitter as a legitimate source
>>81373044
HE FUCKING ADMITTED IT MY GOD
>>81373044
>>81373196
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Nothing is going to happen.
OP HERE
GUYS I'M GETTING SCARED ABOUT ALL THESE REPEATING DIGITS
WILL LEAVE THE THREAD NOW AND SEEK SHELTER TO GET AWAY FROM THIS MADNESS
>>81373111
>>81365851
>getting bent out of shape over a girl you'll never meet let alone have a chance with
for what purpose
Goodbye then /pol/acks we are all dying tonight kek has admitted it
WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>81373356
Perhaps not today, but KEK is storing energy. It's getting some big ones tonight.
>>81373387
>That`s the kind of retard /pol/ gets its information from
>>81373417
I thought it was a homosexual boy dressing up as a girl.
>>81373470
But there's a hole at the bottom of the tank.
>>81373387
Stay safe Germbro.
>>81373470
I feel a presence of a very strong happening
>>81373470
why not right now?
>>81373524
>I thought it was
It is.
>>81373044
Kek here
>>81373437
Well life may have been short and disappointing, but at least many keks were had.
Memeing well, my friends. Expecting nuclear explosions tomorrow.
>>81373588
Yet fucking again ok alright
>>81373511
>not knowing what postironic shitposting is
>deez dubs
>>81373563
ty you too belgibro
>>81364681
>Incirlik AFB had its power cut
pls
you have got to be fucking kidding me
they have their own fucking power you retard
Comfy thread.
PRAISE KEK THE WORLD WILL BE CLEANSED IN HOLY FIRE
WE DESTROYED THE KEK LIMIT.
>>81373979
This is awesome
lets go.
Thread reminder to watch Threads
https://vimeo.com/18781528
>Prior to the nuclear explosion, a bunch of internet users were encouraging it and worshipping prophets for their blessings.
Kek, our holy Lord, bless us with WW3 within the coming week
>>81374513
trips wills it.
>>81374502
highly reccomended
watched this back in high school on google video and it scarred me
>>81374513
You better run to the dindus if you want to have one last black cock in your boipussy faggot.
Kek wills Constantinople to be christian again. Its happening.
>>81369999
it has anti bomb defenses
>>81364250
My guess is that government led military forces are trying to protect the base from any coup led forces from entering and doing something stupid. We can't have a nuke targeting Istanbul now can we?
Turkey is too deep shit in NATO and generally being a good boy for western powers for a long time to do something stupid as invading an american base for no reason.
And ignore that "America is leading the coup" crap, they say shit like that all the time. America this and Israel that. Remember, these guys are the same guys that drank Fanta instead of CocaCola to boycott Israel.
Wait there is an immensely bright light on the outside...what is tha
>>81368999
witnessed...
>>81369333
witnessed again
CALM DOWN ANZU AND KOKSAL ARE OKAY.
>Where were you when ww3 happened?
>>81375333
Whoa. Checked.
>>81370340
Barbara Lerner Spector said basically the same thing but a bit more politically correct way
>>81369885
fug it's like its counting down
>>81373527
Kek energy is not some holy water to be manipulated by gravity.
>>81368999
Just want to be a part of the crowd
>>81364626
sleep tight trucker
>largest military in nato now owned by isis sympathizers
>>81368612
Baiting shitskins for the kek.
Praise KEK
>>81377125
Faggot
