Imperial Guardsman from the 252nd conservator regiment here, I just got called back to the Dussala precinct. Anyone know what is going on?
>>81360785
Investigate the Clinton Foundation
>>81360785
Orcs everywhere.
just porked your mum
t. heretic
>>81360785
Is this you?
>>81360785
nothing out of the ordinary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW8sBaacQI
>>81360785
Soldier, stop posting on this cadian lasrifle cleaning barrack and help us with the 100 baneblades shipment.
Guardsman from 206th Cadian regiment here.
I was called back as well.
Looks like something is going on guys.
>>81363669
>100 baneblades
The entire baneblade fleet? Holy Christ
>>81360785
Semite Exterminatus when ?
>>81364176
I know it's 40k but what specific game is that ?
>>81360785
mutants
heresy
the whole planet is fucked man we gotta hitch a ride off before the space marines get here
>>81365007
Love the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed His wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper His prayers with devotion,
for they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow
>>81363669
The baneblades? uhh.. yeah sure sir!
>>81364176
Stay safe brother. As safe as the Emperor wills ofcourse, dying for the Emperor is the greatest Honor.
The Heretic and Blasphemer can offer no excuse for their crimes. Those who are pardoned merely live to further shroud Humanity from the Light of the Emperor with the Darkness of their souls
>>81360785
Imperium best faction
>>81365880
The words of the faithful are the mountains. But the deeds of the faithful are the world.
>>81365880
Holy terra herself
>>81364441
There are really only 100 Baneblades?
I thought like a single Forge world could shit out like 10'000 a day like the Titans n sheit.
They don't really seem that much bigger than the regular tanks which are basically innumerable.
>>81366251
>don't seeem much bigger than regular tanks
They are gigantic, anon.
guys i live near the cadian gate
just saw a barricade of space marines get overrun by a mob of tallarans shouting imperator akbar
will try to keep you updated
stay safe friends !
>>81366399
I meant in comparison to the other tanks.
They're like 4 tanks side by side in a square tops.
Also fucking duh
>40k
>Ofc it's huge and shooty
>>81366251
the main turret on a baneblade is as large as a leman russ
they are rare as hell unless we're talking about crusades (mainly because the mechanicus bullshittery means you can't just assemble the thing but proper rituals have to be observed)
there's far more than 100 though considering the universe is hueg
>You were taking a piss outside of the camp in a bum fuck aggri world you don't even care about.
>Turn around, saw this.
>What do?
>>81366868
keep pissing
>>81366598
>Fluff described the hull as the size of a city block
I don't think Leman Russes are that big.
>>81360785
Don't worry soldier. You are simply taking part in multiple simultaneous devastating defensive deep strikes.
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>>81360785
EXTERMINATUS NOW
>>81364942
40k Space Marine I believe. 3rd person shooter/hacknslash, on steam for £20
>>81367261
Sweet, I'll check it out :)
>>81367113
Always an honor to meet someone from Da Emperahs Greenest
>>81360785
Is this all sliding?
>>81360785
dey saw a can of raid xd
>>81366399
Best part is that in one of the books when they talk about the Baneblade is that when they found the First STCs for the Baneblade they all had it labelled as a Light tank.
>>81366845
>>81367090
My bad famalam, I don't know shit about the lore. Never got into 40K, though oddly enough I model real tanks as a third hobby kinda.
>>81367900
I thought it was a medium. But if it was anything larger, how would they be able to move around in anything other than a barren landscape?
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>>81360785
My Regiment is forming right now. Brass haven't said anything yet, but the Commissars are looking kinda nervous.
They've brought in more dropships, too; it looks like the Cogboys are up-gunning some of our old birds to the triple-ripple Vendetta standard. I guess we need the extras to take up the slack from losing a pair of seats in the conversion (thank the Emperor it's not half the capacity - that would make them almost worthless).
I like having the extra firepower, but I don't like the idea of anything we'd need it against.
The Emperor Protects.
>>81368273
It just crushes everything in it's path. It's more of a mobile artillery than a tank so it doesn't usually get in the thick of it like a Land Raider.
>>81368634
I meant the "Heavy" tanks that they haven't found STC's for.
>>81368634
Plus, they corner shockingly well.
>>81368634
>It's more of a mobile artillery than a tank
no, it's classified as a tank, mobile artillery is at least Manticore tier, no exceptions
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>>81369223
>no, it's classified as a tank, mobile artillery is at least Manticore tier, no exceptions
Objectively false.
>>81363669
"Sir, the baneblades! We lost the shipment of 100 baneblades!"
>>81360785
There are no Turks in 40K
Brother captain said it's a massive genestealer cult and multiple local regiments were compromised. We'll be striking deep to take out the broodlord. And you didn't hear this fron me, but the Iron Priests are rousing a venerable.
I shouldn't be telling you all this but our brother captain's a Dark Angel so fuck him, amirite boys?
>>81367504
no conversion to the true faith of mankind
>>81366251
No, there is way more than 100 but the 40k galaxy is a huge place (really fucking big) and the Baneblades alongside other weapons and machines of war must be shipped to where they are needed.
Even a high-ranking Imperial commander would be lucky to even have three.
The problem here and why the meme started is that for Stubbs to get 100 FUCKING BANEBLADES is absolutely ridiculous. Even more ridiculous is losing this shipment. How is this even possible?
>>81366868
I try to pass my terror test.
>>81371803
I think there was a baneblade manufactory in the system he was deployed to the baneblades were probably produced locally but were hipped of to other warzones because of incompetence in the higher ranks and an administratium error
>>81364176
>>81367261
$20?
That looks like a mod. You can clearly see that
those are HL2 NPCs.
>>81366868
Maybe starts laughing at what the idiot's wearing since as a lowly guardsman I have no clue what this guy is supposed to be.
>>81372640
>You can clearly see that
>those are HL2 NPCs
Oh shit you're right burger. I didn't notice that. I think they are still modelling the game though, it contains a female lieutenant and the ultramarines
Shit....I just got called up too
>>81372233
Never knew that. Still 100 baneblades is ludicrous.
