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Centrist master race here
hello
>>81354233
Can you stop being a commie cunt
>>81354233
>Careful anon, Thats bernout territory mate.
>>81354233
Rate me
>>81355751
Leftist cuck
>>81357235
Stormweenie redneck
>>81355751
Kys cuck
those test are so biased... look at how the questions are worded.
r8 me
>>81354233
Kind of off topic but I think the colors should be flipped. Considering the left authoritarian is the DNC and is most often represented as the blue party and the right authoritarian is the GOP and is usually represented as red.
>>81354233
>be me
>trump supporter
>hate libs passionately
>take this test
>every time i take test I move up a peg into authoritarian left
>hate self for it
h...help..... me......
>>81359159
>trumpnigger
>hate myself for it
Sounds about right.
>>81354233
Link the test? I've taken this shit before but it's been a while and I can't find my results pic.
>>81359676
Don't twist my words you shit hole
i would probably be top right in the real world though
>>81359853
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
>>81360196
I don't really understand considering i picked almost all responses that said corporation are bad and have too much power.
I should probably be top left
>>81354233
I'm Trump all the way though
>>81360646
I didn't ask to be left
I don't want to be left
>>81358722
Shut up, capitalism is evil.
>>81358722
This.
The questions are purposely worded to make you end up in the green quadrant.
>>81359159
>>81360710
Trump appeals to everyone, that's why he is so successful. You don't have to have right wing ideology to agree with the majority of what he says.
You're still cucks though.
>>81358849
What the fuck are you?
>>81361245
>>81361243
I deny being a cuck despite there being evidence for it
help me out here, I don't want to fall prey to the cuck anymore
+8 across, 3 down.
>>81361555
>I don't want to fall prey to the cuck anymore
Your candidate of choice is the stereotypical bull. You can see from a few Trumpniggers here, his followers likely are confused and don't know what to believe and what they stand for.
You guys gravitate to a alpha male. That's what makes you a cuck. But you're gonna defend him like every cuck defends his bull. Tell me I'm wrong.
>>81361555
How am I supposed to help you when I don't know how you answered the questions?
Trump's alright
>>81362032
Well, you are wrong on the defender bullshit for that, I just want him to fix this country.
>>81362504
I mean
I guess you're right anon
>get high
>take test
>even more leftist than last time I took it, sober
And here I thought /pol/ had been making me much more right wing lately. Or is it the weed? What is even going on?
>>81362758
I get that but often times throughout history, people wanted a quick solution and the solution that spoke the boldest and most confident.
It's like arguments. Someone who is charismatic and confident can often win an argument while being completely wrong.
>>81360389
no no corporations = good is especially right wing.
good goyim money must flow etc etc
>>81363009
And you're completely right on that
But really, If not Trump then who? Voting away from limelight doesnt effect much and the other option is Shill Jew and Hillary
>>81363185
Same.
Bit more to the south than last time.
How is everyone so far to the left? I thought this was an alt-right board?
>>81363746
You're right. Voting anything but the two parties isn't likely to win.
I don't think Hillary or Trump are great, good, or even acceptable. So idk what to tell you. I'm voting Johnson but yeah we're gonna lose, so what can you do?
>>81364109
Well if thats what you're swearing to then good job for it, even if its futile
however I do think Trump is the best chance we really have as a nation to get out of the many holes we're in
>>81364104
well, the alternative of right is left, isn't it
>>81364109
>I'm gonna throw my vote away to a literal stoner because trump said mean things that made me butthurt at some point
kys
>>81364104
>I thought this was an alt-right board?
On social issues yes. But on economy most here are clueless and just answer the questions with what sounds reasonable at the time without actually applying any knowledge when coming up with the answer (which is what the left does). Notice how there are seldom threads discussing economic issues.
>>81364554
I figured the alt-right as alternative right such as libertarianism rather than conservatism.
That's like saying that alternative comedy isn't funny.
>>81365647
it was a joke anon
>>81364871
Strawman first off.
Secondly the stoner thing is desperate. He's been a smoker for years yet his track record shows that hasn't effected his ability to get shit done. Building a large construction firm, being term limited governor, nigga gets out and accomplishes more life goals than this board combined.
Not politicalcompass but this is the result all of you should aspire to have.
looks accurate. The German population is probably slightly left of me.
the questions were pretty retarded though...
opinions?
I dunno about this thing
>>81361389
Anarcho syndicalist.
>>81368513
Bullshit.
>>81368513
>tfw 99% Fascist, National Socialist
>>81368513
Help. I'm a monster.
>>81368513
Gib link
>>81354233
Too many magnets in ass, too much interference.
Got lost in the forest of the penises. Everything is red. Where is the Political GPS?
>>81368513
Link?
>>81373596
Töten sie die Juden! Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!!!
>>81354233
>>81377387
Oh poop
What even am I?
What political party or system would I be most aligned to?
>>81378035
If had to guess you're some sort of sick SJW who's all about civil liberties and made up Tumblr genders.
The last time I took this test I was 2 blocks to the left, you fuckers are getting to me
Kind of what I expected. This doesn't really accurately show my political views though. I pretty much live my life stern but fair, as in do what you please as long as you bring no harm or wrong doing to others but if you ever infringe on someone else punishment is harsh. Like if someone steals they should be put through rehab, taught some life skills but if someone kills someone else and you can prove it without any doubt they should just be shot and thrown in a ditch. Or another example, marijuana shouldn't be illegal but if you acquire it via illegal means you should punished accordingly or pushed through the process of rehab but if you're the one illegally growing and distributing drugs and you lace the marijuana you should again just be shot and thrown in a ditch for damaging society.
>>81377420
What test is this?
>>81378934
Agreed.
>>81359882
literally hitler
herp
>>81378666
devilish trips.
But back on topic, I'm not an SJW and think tumblr is a shithole and all this gender stuff just doesn't interest me at all.
>>81370593
I used to always be pegged is the bottom right ancap zone, but browsing here has pushed me up the y-axis a bit
>>81378832
You're weak mentally.
Do not attend weird talks, weird gatherings and the sort.
You'll probably be radicalized rather fast.
What would I be exactly?
>>81380131
kek alright
Why the fuck this shows that i'm leaning towards left?
>>81380176
Fascist/Authoritarian. Hitler, basically.
>>81378832
Before ya get on me, I like walls but I hate the patriot act.
>>81380527
because you lean left
>>81354233
>>81380527
Because this is like one of those dumb little quizzes normies take to boast about on their Facebook wall, which is why /pol/ likes it so much
>>81380686
Might be the questions also, don't feel like a leftie desu.
>>81380876
Good point.
>>81362881
weed is degenerate and causes you to be degenerate
>>81354233
>>81368513
>>81380677
what the fuck is this
I just want to be free.
Keep it in the centre.
1776 master race
>>81354233
Where does this put me?
Meh
All you non-blues disgust me
>>81354233
Centrist masterrace
Green is the only good one
Rate pls
You're all fucking cucks
And my graph
>>81386982
>>81386185
>>81385865
>>81384654
>>81382999
Cuck overload
KILL THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!!
R-rate me p-pls?
>>81388970
Mein fuhrer
>>81389059
>>81389150
>>81388970
shit/10 m8.
pick a side
>>81389633
I'm literally Hitler.
>>81389813
>>81390504
Implying I didn't already have those views before I ever visited /pol/. I'm 23. I found this board a year ago.
>>81377697
Long, but cool test.
>>81380462
>kek
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Manly P Hall's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.
Master Race reporting in
Comin truuuuuuu
