Just a reminder that if you ever conduct a COUP you need to KILL the civilians who appose you.
(It starts with) one thing
>you try to rise up in the Great Armed T*rkroach Struggle for Truth, Justice and Happiness
>you get your ass handed by Bilal the binman
>>81315375
I DON'T KNOW WHY
tfw you start a coup, but forget to turn off the electricity and catch the president
This makes me laugh my ass off though. Turkroaches always come on this board bragging about their military might and their military got BTFO by a bunch of civilians. Lawl turkroaches are even more laughably pathetic now.
>>81315269
not true, but since americans are pretty much niggers, this is what you do every time you push a coup down some cunts throat. kill like nigers
>Star a coup on a Friday night when everybody is still awake and pumped up for the weekend anyway
>fail to kill or capture the president even though his plane is clearly visible on publically acessible platforms like flightradar
>don't have the balls to disperse crowds by firing on them
>the people will supprt our beace gouncil :D:D:D:D:D:D
Granted, they fired on civilians in Ankara but looks like nobody had the balls to do it in Istanbul.
>>81315269
JUST
>>81315269
>appose
How can our education system suck so bad when we throw so much money at it?
>erdogan circles around turkey
>few jets fly low over ankara
>not shooting erdogans jet
the noble soldiers of the army did not partake in the coup.
the conscripts that were fooled, quickly abandoned it.
The ones that remained and continued to shoot are traitors, deserve everything they get.
Just looking at that fearful face gets me tingly, knowing that that treasonous dog who shot his own people and attempted to burn his own nation is getting decimated by the citizenry.
This is justice, this is greatness.
>>81315657
It doesn't even matter how hard ya' try
>>81315705
not sure if bait or retarded
this was a small faction, not the entire military
why do turks have 2 different kinds of blood?
>>81315873
It's a simple grammer mistake stop being such an autist.
>>81315375
i dont know why, it doesnt even matter how hard you try
>>81316022
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
>>81315269
Why hasn't anyone done a JUST shoop of this guy yet?
>>81317590
That was the point of this thread, I'm waiting for a fellow anon to do it, it's the perfect candidate right after this clown
>>81315269
When you're up against CIA himself you have no chance of victory regardless of what you do.
>>81317761
You need to use meme magic to conjure a Big Guy
>>81316305
Because Turkey is the Mexico of Europe
>>81316589
Spelling mistake, actually.
>>81315269
Slap the JUST hair on him. Or the younger one with the big nose, heck do em both. I don't give a hoot.
>have an entire arsenal with fighter jets and choppers at your disposal
>barely use it
top lel
>>81317493
to explain in due time
how can someone armed with tanks can lose to unarmed civilians?
The coup leaders needed to ensure that they killed or captured the president and prime minister within the first moments of the coup. Whoever orchestrated that coup are bungling idiots who deserve to be dead today because their failure just gave Erdogan the impetus to drastically centralize his power and authority. Turkey will now be a fascist caliphate of the radical islam movement, thanks to the incompetent dim-witted morons in the Turkish army.
>coup
Yeah, right, more like false flag attack, now Erdogan can tell he was attacked, injured, but stand strong and convert turkish republic in second ottoman empire.
>>81322098
>>81317493
>>81316022
Honest question.
What happened with them after Meteora?
Starting with Minutes to Midnight, they completely changed what they were doing to be more safe and boring.
At least Reanimation was fun.
>>81315269
Who is that?
>>81316012
The ones that follow ataturk's legacy till the end are traitors?
Enjoy your islamic sharia law dictatorship.
>>81315269
no brendan fraser haircut and eyes?
I imagine it's a fragile situation.
You launch a coup and you want people to see you as the good guys, otherwise you're just worse than whoever you're replacing.
Of course pro-regime people will come out and fuck with you but if you kill them, everyone will see you as an evil force that doesn't care about human life. Even if you succeed, good luck explaining that one to the populace afterwards - "Yeah so uhh we HAD to kill those 400+ civilians because they were in the way and didn't immediately support our coup that came out of fucking nowhere"
But if you let them walk all over you, you're also fucked.
>>81317761
>>81323536
Atarurk is a traitor to Suleiman and his dream of conquering the world in the name of Allah
False flag.
They told the poor boys that it was a big fire on the bridge/a training exercise.
Then erdo fanboys came and beat/killed/lynched them.
Great disrespect for army, shoot all akp pigs
>>81315269
evil always wins because good is dumb
seriously they could have slaughtered thousands of mudslimes but nooooo
>>81323814
your military already proved muslims cannot fight for shit in wars, even when armed with jets tanks and guns
>>81323814
Chechnians need to be genocided.
>>81315705
this was like 0,02% of the Army, either truly gulens few men or just a few guys ordered with lies false flagging.
I mean Erdogan was circling for hours in his plane, and turkey has a shitload of f16 and nobody hurt him. really?
>>81323460
They've always been shit
>I'm sad
>nobody likes me
>cutting my wrists
Real wussy shit
>>81316012
Can't you see that he is sorry
>>81322098
All I knowwww
>>81315909
those jets are pro-erdogan, they're from the navy.
>>81315269
>>81317590
>>81317755
>>81324362
Thank you lad.
>>81324450
I'M STANDING ON THE ROOF TOP READY TO FALL
>>81315269
just a reminder that if the coup killed all the opposing citizens there would be no country left to govern after the dust settles because the nation is full of savages who want sharia rule
>>81316012
t. Ahmed bin Muttalip
>>81324362
top kek
>>81315269
>Poor little cockroach
>>81315269
Hello from Brugues my dear friends
>>81317761
>Getting caught
>Not part of their plan
>>81315269
*record scratch*
>>81315269
RULE WITH AN IRON FIST WITH MILLIONS OF APOSTLES DEAD.
>>81322382
dont start shooting
Why has the concept of total war been lost.
>>81315375
I TRIED SO HARD
>>81317761
Was getting caught part of their plan?
>>81315269
>REMINDER PARTISANS ARE NOT CIVILIANS
>REMINDER DURING MARTIAL LAW YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS
>>81316012
you write like a fucking schizophrenic
so much grandiose talk
im fucking a turkish girl, btw, nice metallic smelling puss on that lady
>>81325222
*freeze frame*
>>81315269
Just a reminder you can't spell
>A few thousand soldiers try to conduct a coup against a government that, despite everything, is popular
>Wonder why they didn't escalate the situation by shooting civilians
>>81325446
because whiny little faggot beta males
>>81325741
"You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
>>81321717
Relax, I haven't studied grammar that much because i'm a math major.
>>81316142
>>81324025
found the sand niggers everybody
>>81323814
Kek of the day :D :D
>>81324036
This is the perception that forced them to change. Everyone calling them whiny.
Then they actually turned to shit.
This is why you never ever let your fans influence your music.
>fans are retarded
>ignore why you're popular to begin with
>>81315269
>>81315705
>needs to study to know how to spell oppose
holy fuck take that flag off
>>81315269
If you go to war wearing military uniform you can't consider your opponents as human. You to demonize them and you have to not hesitate and kill them. The army had all kinds of artillery and air support that would have cleared the bridge with ease. This event is a disgrace to military operations.
>>81316589
did you mean "grammar" anon, you fucking idiot
>>81315269
>killing randos
>not just assassinating lead members of a party
STUPID STUPID STUPID
>>81326850
>wanting a country where you didnt kill all the randos supporting your opposition
sorry, kid. time to grow up. you want these types of people dead.
>>81326794
trolled hard
>>81316012
this guy is pretty much reason why coups existed in turkish history.
>>81315269
>civilians
jihadists are not that
>>81316012
HAHA TURKROACH you guys are all scum and pathetic
>>81315269
Incorrect, that's many steps down the line and ultimately why this coup failed.
The general public shouldn't even know what's going on before you've seized power and started shutting down facilities that can rally pro government support.
>>81315269
Muslims r not civilians - they were called to jihad
>>81315269
you need to start with killing the guy on top and use military just to prevent the immediate retaliation
>>81327049
> i was only pretending
ya
>>81326382
>can't spell oppose or grammar
JUST
>>81325446
because whats the point of a coup to improve your nation if you destroy it?
>>81328150
freedom ain't free.
>>81328312
How is the Revolutionary War an example of total war?
Or are you just waving unrelated imagery around to feel cool?
>>81316012
>1 RAID antidote has been deposited in your nest
>>81328826
are you an autist?
>>81315269
Note to self: get bigger army for coup.
Ok thanks, important note taking here. Pic completely unrelated.
>>81324025
Gulen and his 20 good men
>>81316012
kill yourself
>>81322530
You are assuming this was not a false flag by Erdogan to further legitimize his power grab.
>>81315269
thanks for the tip, will come in handy when I start my own coup in 3 months
>>81315269
no you dont, alive proof right here, i was around when the revolution struck Brazil in '65, we kinda wanted really
>>81315269
They did. That's what turned popular opinion against them.
>>81335524
storytime plz
