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BUCKLE UP
READY YOUR BODIES
HAPPENING DEPARTING IN T MINUS 30 MIN
anime
Turks nuke us please.
White America deserves that much.
THE TURK ROACHES FINALLY SNAPPED
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SHITPOSTED SO HARD
IT'S ALL OVER
At least when we win we can finally call it Constantinople again.
>>81314113
...It's like one of my Japnanese animes...
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
oh shit the quadruple get was right
if repeating digst Erdogan dies
>>81314448
almost,
let me try.
>>81314390
toot toot
>>81314019
We WW3 and sheeeeiiitt NOW
>>81314304
Nuke Cali.
Best possible chance to help everyone.
erection
>>81314540
reroll
>>81314019
I always thought it was a meme that US politicians were completely retarded. Now I see the light, there is no illuminati and stupid shit like that its just retarded politicians being retarded.
Gotta give it to Erdogan though he has been taking advantage of the retarded US politicians for years, he must be laughing his ass off over all the free armaments USA has provided him to fight radical islamic terrorism.
YOU FOOLS
>If Turkey declares war on the US, then Russia will follow and declare war on the US, causing NATO to declare war on Russia, then China will probably come in as well and have NATO declare war on them as well.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81314019
So let me get this straight.
We keep nukes stored in a country that is unstable. They then have a coup.
Why do we keep our nukes there to begin with? Why do we blindly ally with such countries just because of NATO?
>>81314019
The only source I can find is that power has been shut off to the base.
Any source on Edrogen statement?
>>81314648
You are lika a babby
Watch this
>Obama: "I support the Turkish government!"
>Coup fails.
>Turkish government: "You and I are now enemies."
While I don't really get it, I find it incredibly humorous. Fucking hell Obama.
>>81314763
if this post gets dubs its twice as worse for erdoganigger
>>81314019
Oh no
>>81314019
how are you still falling for this troll ass twitter
>>81314725
To nuke Russia m8. Read up on the cuban missile crisis.
The closer we have missiles to russia the faster they reach their targets and the sooner we can eradicate them.
Why try and start a coup in a foreign country where you keep your nukes?
>>81314019
nice source colgate cuck
also,
>some useless shit hole thinking they can touch the USA
LMFAO.
>>81314725
where else in the middle east would you keep them dumbass
>>81314844
czech'd
>>81314750
Turn on CNN
What is a roach to a boot?
Sources please.
A roleplay Twitter account doesn't convince me.
REMINDER: MEME MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST
A BUNCH OF FUCKING AUTISTS POSTING FROGS AND SPAMMING FOR """"GETS""""
MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME, YOU FAT FUCKS
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO GO BACK TO PLEBBIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT """MEME MAGIC""" EXCEPT FAT GREASY VIRGINS LIVING IN FANTASY LAND
THIS BOARD WOULD BE A MILLION TIMES BETTER WITHOUT CUNTS POSTING THE SAME OLD BORING """GET""" SHIT DAY IN DAY OUT.
A FUCKING NUMBER ON THE END OF YOUR POST DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
IT SHITS UP THE BOARD. IT DESTROYS ACTUAL DISCUSSION.
YOU'RE LITERALLY SHILLING FOR FREE.
YOU'RE LITERALLY DOING COINTELPROS JOB FOR THEM.
ALSO:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
IT'S FUCKING TRAGIC.
GROWN MEN POSTING CARTOON PICTURES THAT THEY MASTURBATE TO.
I COME HERE FOR THE NEWS AND HAVE DONE FOR SOME TIME.
I DON'T COME HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR FUCKING AUSTISTIC NUMBER CLUB.
GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, FFS.
>>81314567
Not enough muslims here, nuke france
>>81314019
>inb4 Obongo graciously hands over Gulen
>inb4 we are the laughing stock of the world yet again because Obongo is weak
>inb4 we do nothing in retaliation
Why is Turkey declaring war on the US? I thought our government kissed the feet of their leader?
>_̢͆͗̆͑͜͞_̧̛̌ͨ̆̂ͪ́ͨ̊ͨͤͩ͐ͥ̓̇ͯ̄̊͜_̶̡̃͗̀̔̀͑ͩ̈ͤͦͧ͑͋̃ͨͭ̄̈́̉̕_̴̶͒͂͌̀̚_̶̢̈̃́̈́̀̋̽̔ͮ͞_̷ͧͪ̈ͬͪ̈̊͜͝͡_̢̛̎̌̿ͤ͐̆̇̈́̀͐ͩ̓͑̅̔́̂̂̚̕_̧ͩͭ̀̓̉ͭ̓ͯ͂̑ͫ̽͠_̨̡̾ͤͫ͌̿͗ͮ̌̋̾͗͗͛ͩ̆̽̐͐͘͠_̷̷̛ͯͥ̓ͤ̃ͤ̊̽͛̓̂̇͋̉_̊͂ͤ̒̏͏͡_̡̡̡̍ͫ̿́̐̾̍ͭ͛̓́ͪͥͦ͝͠_̢ͬ͌̌̐͋̂͒̃̅̀̚͘͠_̷̴̶̛̑̀̃̍̍̇̔ͥ͟¶̡̾ͧ̔̃͑_̢̽̇̅ͧ́_̨̓̽̑̿ͤ̎̉ͦ̍̐̚̚͏͡_̡̐ͣ̈́̔͐̒̓̿͂̋ͨ͝
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(̖͎̦̼̩̼̼͙͔͉̳̱̟͍ͅ@̥̖̺̪͓̬͎͕ͅ)͖͓͙̳̲̦͉̻͎̗̗̝͉ͅͅ@͖̘̙̳͉̟͕̜̹̹̫)̫̹̱̫̥̩͚̦̭̳ͅͅ*̦̳̗̘̼̞͚͙̞̜̙͈̳͎̞̩*̦̻̖̹͍̮͕̹̮̲̰̭̜̬̝̘̻̲*̤̥̞̣̖̝̳̟̙͓͕̻̼͖̫̟̩*̬͔̻̬̰̙̼̮̙̣͕̝̬*͍̰̜̹͔͓̯*̩͎̯͖*͈͖̙̠̞̼̙̻̣̼̳̲̟*͖̺̼̘̣̤͍̻̮͓̫͚̼͉̟̙ͅ*̤̜͔͍͙̗̟͖̩̰̱̠̦̯͕͖̱ͅ(̮̠̥̭̲̙̦̫̼̞̙@̗̖͚͎̩)̗̩͉̹͈͔(̮͔̟͈̲͎@̤̹̦̥͇̞̪͈͔̹̻͖̜͇̹͎)̲͙͓̼͍ͅ*̠͉̞͔͎͔̗̝͔̞̼͔̬̭*̩̹͕̘̥̙(͙͚̬̮͖@̺͍͚̩͙͈͙̮̺̹̲͇̝̫͉͔)̺̲̼͓̰͎̺
>>81314996
get this heretical hottead outta here
HAPPEDING
>>81314909
This gets me everytime
>>81314567
>Le CommieFornia meme xD
Nice meme bro
>>81314113
fpbp
>>81314725
The answer is
Russia
russia
and Russia
if anything, it gives more reason to a coup.
no way the military is going to allow an US invasion, they will fuck Erdogan raw in the ass big time and deepthroat obongo's dick before the jets take off.
and let's say it goes that far, the US will support the coup therefore will they succeed
>>81314019
>Turkish riots
Kind of ready, currently I just have a lever action and a double barrel 12 gauge but if it will take till monday I can welcome them with an FN Browning A-5 Sweet sixteen.
>>81314798
Perfectly executed false flag by Turkish pm.
>>81314717
YES
PLEASE
LET THEM KILL EACH OTHER WHILE I WATCH FROM THE COMFORT OF MY HOME
>>81314019
>tfw it's actually real
Fug
>>81314019
nice job Obongo you just gave Turkroaches 90 nuclear bombs for free
>>81314996
Reddit shill
>>>>>>>>>>>>/r/eddit
>>81314912
your muslim mums vagina
Damn, looks like Turkey is gonna implode.
To Turkish friends, just scream "4chan 4chan" when my platoon marches in Constantinople and I'll try to save you.
if repeating integers ww now
>>81314725
Because that's what an alliance means you retard
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-primeminister-gulen-idUSKCN0ZW0K5
>Turkish PM: Any country that stands by cleric Gulen will be at war with Turkey
PM TALKING IN PARLIAMENT
JUST SAID THAT THERE ARE US TIES TO COUP, ORDERS RECEIVED FROM USA
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
I hope they bomb turkey into oblivion and russia should help too. Fucking savages beheading the soldiers that surrendered because they didn't wanna kill civilians. I had some hope in turks yesterday, but after what happened, they truly deserve their dictator erdogan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-kcDm6uzs
>>81314996
>he doesn't realize that GETs are a solution to the problem of how to distribute attention to posts that are made by anonymous users on an image board
>he doesn't realize said image board was created solely to talk about our 2d anime waifus
>nukes
White House has the launch codes
>>81315254
wew
>>81314019
>Turkish President has said Turkey is not a friend to US
I heard this thousands times and nobody is able to post actual source on Erdogan's claim.
Only thing is:
[1] http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2dcbe086e94145cbab93f5026270b44f/obama-all-parties-turkey-should-support-erdogan-govt
>TL;DR: Obama supports Erdogan
[2] http://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-erdogan-idUSBREA3S0A120140429
>TL;DR: Erdogan wants US to extradate Gulen
[3] http://www.heraldonline.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article90018332.html
>TL;DR: US has agreed
So Turkey is holding our boys hostage and thinks this is gonna end well for them? Prepare your anus for the long dick of freedom, fagits.
>>81314019
>>81314304
>>81314567
>>81315015
Sorry to burst your bubble, but AFAIK there are like 10 thousands steps to confirm a nuclear launch. And I know for sure that no one can launch a US nuclear missile outside or inside of US soil without confirmation from US government and military and whatnot.
>>81314019
>Truman Carrier Strike Group deployed in Med
>31 FW in Italy
Not worried.
>>81315216
There's a fail safe. If base falls we expload them all.
>>81314912
Israel. Ukrwanda.
>>81315292
Seriosly?
All I got that Turkey is blaming the coup on a political figure who lives in Exile in America.
Also he's given money to Clinton
>>81315237
>tiny Greece invading huge Turkey
Haha faggot.
>>81315292
Are they talking about that dude or like actual US government support?
>>81314996
I just feel bad.for you are a lost soul.
>>81314996
Meme magic is no less valid than religions that have billions of followers.
>>81314567
Hey I'm planning to visit the US any good places in cali? Away from the main cities
Or any other state i should visit?
>>81315292
WW3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>81314448
>>81314648
both ended in 48, does that count?
NUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKES
>>81315292
You better not be fucking lying, that would literally mean WW3.
Putin and Erdogan will fuse into one giant anti-US collation with Syria, Iran and probably a LOT more smaller nations.
>>81315305
I know, countries where beheading is a common practice should be nuked to hell.
>>81315272
>>81315292
DAT TIMING
> t. closet waifu collector
>>81315346
B61s aren't missiles.
Turkey has no missiles.
They don't even have a delivery system capable of deploying B61s.
World War soon?
I want to get some
I want to see a dead 16 year old kid and say "He wasn't even old enough to buy a beer..."
>>81315405
wouldn't call it invading at this point, more of a walk in the park
>>81314909
Because the nukes are already missing and need to be explained somehow.
>CNN reporting
lies I just turned on CNN and it's the Trump VP announcement.
DOO DEET. DOO DEET. DOO TEET.
TACTICAL NUKE! IT'S OVER!
>>81315292
bullshit
>>81315292
post a stream or get bent
>>81315346
And they said the titanic was unsinkable.
>>81315237
Can you even afford to travel civilians, let alone troops, to our country? Heck, can you even afford food right now?
>>81315438
LA is fun. You can see hollywood and shit... I'd stay in Santa Monica if you can afford it. Great beach... good atmosphere.
>>81314996
quit your bitching, faggot.
>>81315477
SEE
>>81315272
YOU JUST POSTED SAUCE
>>81314996
That's pretty heretical to be quite honest, family member.
>>81314019
the Turkey coup was put into play to bury the 28 pages of the 9/11 report declassified yesterday, they prove Clinton funds terror groups
>>81314725
Because we used to be a superpower. Obama has single handedly dismantled that.
>>81314113
Wow it's like I'm really on /int/ a year ago
>>81315438
go get drunk on napa valley wine
OH MY GOD MY MUM JUST SAID THE US IS GOING TO BOMB ANKARA LE ITS HAPPENING XD
>>81314390
Longnose truck is wrong truck.
Should be something like:
>_____________
>|religion |||l “”|””\
>|of peace |||__|__|]
>(@)******(@)*(@)
>>81315507
F-16s are capable of using the B-61
>US gets blamed for it
fucking typical
Kerry is trying to make overtures to Turkey, says we will extradite Fetullah if given evidence he is involved.
>>81315447
I needed to put this music on, my anxiety is now through the roof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
>>81314996
Meme magic is basically a bunch of NEET who don't go out much, predict things based on current events and society, those things happen because they know what's happening in the world and the way its heading, it's all coincidence.
History is unfolding, you're just seeing what comes next because you spend so much time watching the news that you can guess what happens next.
>>81315405
>German spreading roach propaganda
Why am I not surprised?
>>81315751
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL FALKLANDS
>>81314338
> roaches prepare to launch nukes
> it's a shame that they were american nukes
> MADE IN CHINA
> trump could've prevented this
> nukes all detonate in their silos
> men in HAZMAT suits spray 'Constantinople' on various buildings within Istanbul
>>81315793
Turkish ones can't.
>>81314996
Lurk moar, you fucking newfag.
>>81315507
Yeah no shit.
>>81315599
Weird example. Anyways, let me tell you that there are literally no nuclear plants or engineers in this country. We have zero nuclear capability.
>>81314996
>REMINDER: MEME MAGIC DOESN'T
What did he mean by this?
>>81315346
I thought the nukes at that base are gravity bombs, not missiles. If so, can't they be used just by dropping them from planes?
>>81314019
If USA wants to secure it's nuclear weapons, than why not just nuke the nuke deport where the nukes are stored, so they won't get stolen, some roaches get irradiated, who the fuck cares.
>>81314996
Do you think gets are unique to /pol/, or even 4chan? This is literally "newfag: ebin le cake day first time posting :3" tier
Also
Czech em
We're so cucked in this world. I feel my country would just roll over and let the turkroach shit on us.
>>81315682
No, the Turkey coup was put in to play to bury the fact I forgot to water my mother's plants yesterday.
>>81314390
Hmh shes dead already so i am fine
>>81315953
>source: my ass
Obama will cave and extradite Gulen to Turkey. Cap this.
>>81315953
KEK VULT
NON NOBUS KEK
AVE KEK
>>81315405
Nigga do you not remember the 300 Spartans? Don't mistake size for power
>>81314019
World War 3 in 2020.
>>81314996
this
>>81315953
Still defcon 4 tho
>>81314996
god damn, england. i thought you didn't want any more carbombs but now you're kinda asking for it
>>81315957
>This
btw, how are you militias, Iam currently looking to join a group able to give me good guerillia training
>>81315346
brah they can use the nuclear cores to create dirty bombs.
just as bad as a nuclear explosion if not worse.
The press will blame this on a Donald Trump tweet.
>>81316049
What?
Anyways, come on in and destroy Erdoğan if you can. I'd rather be ruled by Gayreeks than fucking piece of shit Erdoğan.
>>81314019
yeah its over.
Erdogan is going after internal threats, not the US.
Guys, we had a fucking failed coup in turkey.
Dont get greedy with meme magic. Ok, praise kek (pronounced "keek").
Dubs says WW3 starts in August
>>81315477
>Putin and Erdogan
You aren't seriously suggesting that Putin would team up with the nigger who shot down Russian jets just a few months back, are you? If anything, Putin is probably laughing his ass off.
RUH ROH
They're going after our nukes
>>81315346
let me get this straight, you think that if I stole a nuke from the US I couldn't launch it because????
the person who has the nuke can launch it numbnuts
https://www.rt.com/news/351606-usa-incirlik-base-turkey-blocked/
power confirmed shut off.
>>81315801
They were always gonna give him up. This has all been a song and dance so that Erdogan could seize full power. After beating back the supposed coup and "strong-arming" the US into giving up Gulen he will be completely unopposed in Turkey. That's the plan.
Well shit
I'm going to start packing
>>81315520
kek
Thing is, when you actually see that, you'll probably be curled up in a ball crying for your mother.
>h-he wasn't ol-ol-ol-ol....
Quit thinking you'll be such a badass with an Ace of Spade in your helmet in war.
And further more, if WW3 is confirmed, it'll mostly be with drones and extremely minimal casualties. Only if nukes are used will there be heavy civilian casualties if the losing side is a sore loser and goes all ape shit.
>>81315890
>> men in HAZMAT suits spray 'Constantinople' on various buildings within Istanbul
My sides just went nuclear
>>81315633
Seems nice i want to have a nice chill trip to know the city and shit
Thanks ameribro
>>81314996
dubs says this homo dies in his sleep tonight
White House is going to be nuked.
>>81315292
>>81315292
https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097
So... err... guys, it's actually happening. NATO is collapsing and Russia is going to have proxy access to the Med.
>>81315953
This is not even a joke any more. It's really fucking HAPPENING. This is the beginning of world war 3.
>>81314798
>Friendship with USA ended
>Syria is new best friend now
>>81314717
Uh, no. If Turkey declares war on U.S., then Russia will try to get some brownie points by declaring war on Turkey. Did you honestly forget that Turkey shot down 2 Russian Fighter Jets a few months ago?
>>81315890
>men in HAZMAT suits
reminder that roaches can thrive even in heavily irradiated environments
>>81316138
I don't know, I am a neet, but I know as much that we had/have some, traditonalist/nationalist Magyar Gárda.
Last stop hell lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9H_1ygEv8
>>81316203
is your body ready?
>>81315593
www.cnnturk.com/canli-yayin
>>81314448
I'll give it a shot
>>81315507
>>81315955
>However, since all U.S. nuclear weapons are protected with Permissive Action Links, the host states cannot arm the bombs without authorization codes from the U.S. Department of Defense.[80]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons#Nuclear_weapons_sharing
>>81316188
see
>>81315938
>>81316402
>DEFCONWarningSystem
Literally who
Nothing will happen, nothing to see here. Move on.
>>81316421
Quite the contrary, they are likely to ally themselves with Turkey.
>>81315292
Memet my son...
>>81314725
When in doubt ... the reason is always nazis.
>>81316433
They can't thrive at ground zero at the time of a nuclear detonation, though.
>>81316329
Muslims ARE apeshit
>>81316089
Try 2016 family
Are we cut off from the nukes? Was this a ploy for Erdogan to capture US Nukes?
>mfw turkey is gonna get kicked out of nato
>>81316496
>turkey attacking US base that has nukes
>Nothing to see here guys!
>>81316493
a literal memer
>>81316191
Always
>>81314448
kek show me your power
>>81316433
just look under any fridges
>>81314019
>sitting at DEFCON 4
So, that's pretty much a normal day.
Im ready
we will finally get to kill turk roaches? oh goody goody
>>81314019
They will bomb Rio de Janeiro to get rid of al the delegations they can.
>>81315195
>comfort
I don't think you understand how war economies work. Your ass will be rationing everything from food to energy to the products you buy.
I was fortunate enough to have a great relationship with my great grand parents. They grew up in the Depression and were in their 30s during WW2. The shit you and I take for granted disappears for the good of the nation during a war, anon. It ain't fucking fun. It just didn't phase them as much because, compared to the Depression, America 1942-45 was a walk in the park.
Also, your ass will be conscripted. If you aren't able bodied, they will find a job for you. Trust me. My great grandfather was denied entry into all 3 branches because he was the father of 3 girls at the time and he almost got shackled with a desk job before they finally relented. Dude literally had to petition the US government to go fight for them.
>>81315237
KEK
>>81316329
lol speak for urself faggot
unlike wimp manlet beaners, we finns eat ptsd for breakfast
>>81314909
It gets me too must be a commonwealth thing
>>81316329
this
>>81315938
>Anyways, let me tell you that there are literally no nuclear plants or engineers in this country. We have zero nuclear capability.
It doesn't matter, France will sell that capability to anyone, and the frogs are already like 56% pig fucker anyway, so they're closer to you than to us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>81316465
Can you tell me what is being said on the CNN Turk live stream?
PM seems to be giving a speech.
Hope putin takes this opportunity to turn turkey into glass and take constantinople back.
>>81315438
If you get the chance, visit Yosemite. A bit far from LA, but it is truly breathtaking. Also visit San Fransisco for the food and the Golden Gate Bridge :)
>>81314725
To contain Russia and control the Med.
>>81314304
>turks taking over the airbase
not likely
>turks getting control over the nuclear weapons deployed there
>nukes ever reaching the US
If they actually attack the airbase they are fucked. The mediteranian and the region in general is full of NATO military either fighting ISIS or trying to intimidate russia.
On top of that i could imagine Russia taking the opportunity to fuck turkey and helping the West.
And they will just glass turkey if they want
>>81316502
Why would they like Turkey after the job they and SA did to Syria? Turkey is one of the main reasons for Syria.
>>81316438
Don't forget 1453 and 1922 my friend. :^) You can't win.
>>81314019
I brought iodine tablets last week.
I'm comfy with this.
Anyone else #RadiationReady?
>>81316366
thats a nice rare pepe, cocaine eating mountain-pan-flute-nigger.
does anyone have it without the fucking text?
>>81314844
>>81315466
>>81315477
WW3 CONFIRMED
WW3 CONFIRMED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>81315922
>>81315977
>>81315922
>>81315977
>>81315922
>>81315977
>>81315922
>>81315977
>>81315922
>>81315977
>>81315922
>>81315977
PRAY IN THESE DARK TIMES
>>81316493
parody for doomsayers
THAT'S IT KEK FUCKING END THIS MONSTROUS RIDE!
STANDING ON THE EDGE
>>81314304
?ID = "Burn me"
if Kek had blessed your post I'd be scared
>>81316695
Well you've got a fucking reputation to uphold, Finbro.
Nothing will Happen
as always
>>81314996
>he doesn't want to be one of KEK's chosen in the afterlife
It's like you want to go to christian heaven, boring as fuck.
>>81316823
Is your body ready?
LOL @ Chicken-Little autists claiming this is WW3... at worst, this is Cold War 2.0.
>>81316260
They ain't doing shit.
No source given.
All bullshit.
>>81316872
MEME
MAGIC
ENGAGE
>>81315835
ty anon
>>81316972
You must be new.
Neck yourself.
>>81316753
I just turned it on. The main opposition party(CHP, Atatürk's party) leader Kılıçdaroğlu is giving a speech now.
>>81314019
Jesus christ
>>81316465
yet we are all taught in middle school that all you need for a nuke is about a kilo of uranium and some explosives to launch one part of the uranium into the other creating critical mass creating nuclear fission... nukes are not complicated at all, you just need the materials that are hard to get, however if I were to get my hands on a nuke that I can disassemble and assemble back into my own nuke I wouldn't need any launch codes
first U.S black president starts WW3.
fostered racial tension not seen since the 60's
man Obama is pretty based for happening.
>>81315292
MURRICA better get ready
>>81314725
We are in the process of moving them to Poland and Romania
>>81316436
Allright. Thanks. Probably better to get in touch with some serbs
>>81316686
Man your grandfather was a retard, mine just went and hid in the woods in a secluded camp
>Looks like roach is back on the menu boys
THANKSGIVING IN JULY, HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
>>81314717
Russia is no ally of Turkey >>81314717
dude.
they'd either stay out of it or offer their assistance for future "diplomatic purchasing power"
>>81314019
>HAPPENING DEPARTING IN T MINUS 30 MIN
Wew lad, glad I made it last minute.
Official soundtrack to retake Anatolia and liberate Byzantine lands:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
>>81314113
ANIMEEE
But I dont wanna get drafted
>>81316409
Surely Turkey wouldn't provoke the United States? Surely they know they would lose? I'm confused to say the least
I wouldn't mind WW3 tbqh famalam. would be comfy
America has already won
>Not throwing bullets at shit.
kek
>>81314996
>implying meme magic is not the changing of the narrative /pol/ does
>implying meme magic is us not storing information in cultural artifacts
>implying meme magic is us not often correctely predicting future events by utilizing said artifacts
>implying meme magic is not the analytic capabilities of large groups of people in a purely anonymous environment preventing virtue signalling, free market of ideas
>implying meme magic is not /pol/ creating context in the internet, which is a sea of unsorted information
>implying confirmation bias is not a powerful tool to push your narrative
>>81317268
>9gag
vid related to this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
>>81317267
Not if they're backed by Russia. Even if they don't open hostilities they can withdraw from NATO and freeze and dismantle diplomatic ties.
>>81315353
If 90 nuclear bombs exploded in Turkey would the fallout go east or west? This could be a best possible scenario.
Its all orchestrated.
>BLM
>NiceTruck
>Coup
I think someone is trying to communicate with us, i just cant figure out who.
>>81317334
I'm lazy. It's the first hit from Google.
>>81314304
GET IN LINE, BURGER
Hey Turkey, please, cut up some nukes and place a dirty bomb in Berlin, yes? Please free us of our retarded and traiterous government.
>>81314448
come on
http://turkey.usembassy.gov/mobile//sm-071616.html
>>81314996
HEAR HEAR
THIS PLACE IS TURNING TO SHIT
>>81317274
pic related is literally everyone in this thread
>>81314019
The Oracle Baba Vanga said in 2016 Muslims would invade Paris. Perhaps this is what will lead up to that?
Im really hungry.
Should I order food or will I get nuked before the driver gets here?
I can't handle this many happening days in a row
>>81317467
>file not found
H-HAPPENING??
>>81317072
Why haven't terrorists used a nuke yet, then? It's the biggest weapon of destruction available. You'd think they'd use it, since they don't exactly fear retaliation or death.(Jihad and whatnot.)
>>81314717
No, Turkey chimping out is beneficial for Russia.
If WW3 happens it'll be some M-E countries vs. Russo-American coalition following a race for power in key areas of the region, possibly triggering full-scale war.
That or Turkey just gets kicked out of Nato and starts rallying sandnigger countries around it.
>>81317494
Muslims have already invaded Paris m9
>>81317483
>not have a blanket covering the window
0/comf
>>81317526
ICBMs are on their way to you right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRHUu-MYIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRHUu-MYIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRHUu-MYIc
>>81317584
Getting weapons grade uranium is pretty difficult.
>>81316872
>WW3
>Turkey vs The World
That's going to be a short world war.
USA better get ready, holy SHIT
>>81317418
/pol/ already knows.
/pol/ always knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJYVtPLDY80
/pol/ is always right.
>>81317494
>trusting an eyeless old gypsy
>>81317410
I think northwest, possibly northeast but with constant wind flowing from sahara to the north either eastern or western europe would be fucked, central europe being fucked anyway
rip
Turklads make sure you paint /pol/ on your helmets and I'll make sure to try and not kill you.
>>81314725
As some other threads posted, NATO controlled nukes have shit ton of crazy secure controls for actually arming the nukes.
Let's say coup gets their hands on a nuke. The moment they do, thousands of troops will be there to fuck you up within 10 minutes
But let's say you avoid that: the needed arming technique code has been changed, and even experts would need some time to get that
And how would you deliver it? Maybe you just want to keep it hidden until you want to use it: they can track it
Maybe you want to extract the nuclear core and make your own nuke. First off, you're now tagged with radiation that any 4 year old with a Geiger meter could track. You'll be found by experts instantly
Also, You can't detonate the radioactive core without perfectly engineered parts to start the reaction. So called "dirty bombs" are BS. If you try to just blow it up, it'll just fly in some direction like a mini cannonball giving everyone close by cancer.
THATS honestly the worst case scenario. Our nukes are so secure it's ridiculous, don't worry about them
>>81317719
Unless you know Hillary yeah.
>>81315438
Don't go to the West Coast. It's a cesspool of degeneracy, disease and bright colors. Come to the East Coast. Virginia is a lovely state with a little of everything, fiscal responsibility and at the very least some semblance of morality.
>>81317719
I don't know much about nukes, but if all you want is to scare people and cause some destruction you don't need weapons grade uranium, right?
>>81315292
>declare peace with russia
>this happens
>>81314567
Pfff hahahaha true....
>>81314019
Why they're pointing at US for?
>>81317584
Usung a nuke is not like cowadooty plus the destruction and radiation could have terrible consequences, not only for Turkey, and the surrounding countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
In my life
Oh, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she said
And I naturally fled
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she said
And I naturally fled
In my life
Oh, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
>>81314019
>"Turkey not a friend of the US"
Prepare for a rebel uprising with US weapons and CIA operatives to train the rebel troops
>>81314996
You´re supposed to just go with it you fucking autist. Do you think we would spout this shit irl or actually firmly belives in it? Its all memes breh
>>81316842
Why do you need iodine in FInland?
Isnt the snow on the ground pure as fuck?
>>81318090
So, Pinochet 2 ?
>>81314019
Doubles and Isis "steals" nukes from the Turkish airbase.
Not Spam ybbyby
>>81317072
not how a nuke works buddy.
"The fusion bomb initial energy is created by heating the hydrogen up to a tremendous temperature with a fission bomb as the first stage. In the split second between the initiating fission going off and the hydrogen being blown apart, the temperature causes it to fuse into helium, releasing many times more energy."
Best they could do is make shitty dirty bombs, conventional explosives wouldn't do shit.
>>81318124
IT HAS GOT TO A POINT WHERE EVERY THREAD SOMEONE GETS A "DUBS" OR WHATEVER, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD IS RUINED. ALL DISCUSSION STOPS TO FAT AUTISTS CAN FEEL LIKE THEY'RE RELEVANT TO SOMETHING...
ITS RUINING THIS BOARD
>>81318124
get a fucking job. no seriously
>>81316402
WORLD WAR 3 TOMORROW
>>81317918
without weapons grade uranium it won't explode at all, you'd only be able to make a dirty bomb if you had other radioactive material and that's a waste of time anyway
>>81317861
Interesting. Any good websites/articles about this?
>>81318261
>being this mad about people posting freely instead of just ignoring them
>>81317418
Confirmed, BLM plans to drive a Nice Truck into the White House and attempt a coup.
STANDING
>>81317928
What is being said on the CNN Turk stream?
>>81318446
>HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW DISCUSSION WORKS
>HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT COINTELPRO IS
>HE IS A FUCKING RETARDED CUNT
die in a fire you moron
>>81318164
As pure as our white genes
>>81317526
Don't worry. Turkey won't nuke home soil
>>81318406
Oh, I see. Thanks Straya.
>>81317928
>Russia and Turkey going against the world
Is this the start of a large scale coup of sorts??????
>>81317326
Y'ever have one of those farts that let off like a dog whistle?
>>81318497
ON THE EDGE
>>81315292
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
>>81318366
whenever some random shit happens everyone says WW3 is upon us. this is the first time i actually believe it.
>>81317397
>turkey backed by russia
>after shooting down their plane
yeah nah
>>81318733
it was always burning since the world's been turning
>>81318627
>As pure as our white genes
You better stock as much Iodine as you can, then.
>>81318627
This is why Finns are the best allies.
HEY GUYS IM GOING TO BED NOW CAN ONE OF YOU WAKE ME UP IF SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
THANKS GUYS
>>81318252
No, they could still create a fission bomb by mashing it to critical mass. It's really not that complex.
>>81318252
what you described is not a nuke, the fission bomb used to start a fusion bomb is a nuke, the fusion bomb is what's called a thermo-nuclear bomb or a hydrogen bomb, dirty bombs are made from dirty uranium hence the dirty, conventional explosives are used to pack uranium into a critical mass with pressure, you can make a nuke with fucking firework-grade powder if you had enough of it, but all of this is irrelevant because YOU'RE A FUCKING LEAF AND DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FISSION BOMB (nuke) AND A FUSION BOMB (hydrogen bomb)
Russia is on the side of the coup, but they aren't going to do anything this time.
>>81318252
mate learn your shit before you correct people.
you're talking about a fusion bomb not a fission bomb. fusion bombs are more complex than fission bombs which in their most inefficient + simple design are like what the serb said
>>81318711
Hey romania any hint regarding militias who are looking for some additional man power?
>>81315911
why?
>>81318651
Faggot mods needs to start banning people when it gets too bad again.
COME ON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT BASEMENTDWELING FATTY MODS, SHOW ME YOUR WRATH
>>81318834
Goodnight anon, soon we all will join you in sleep unending.
>>81315292
>>>81315793
BULLSHIT. This was set up from Erdogan from the start.
For fucks sake he called this coup a gift from Allah.
>Participate in the happening threads yesterday
>Be pumped that Erdoshit will finally fuck off
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Erdoroach still in power
>Military seeking asylum in fucking Greece
>Find out that the military did fuck all and not even manage to get to Erdofag
This was the shittiest coup I've ever seen.
>>81318332
>mfw i´ve got enough money not neeting to work
>>81318366
>>81318261
Guess kekists have taken over your precious board you fucking shitlord.
>say non to kekist immigration
>>81319031
go away evil dogger
>>81319138
Er du rig eller på kontanthjælp`?
>>81317778
Not really...Turks can survive nuclear blasts.
>>81319223
Deltid bartender og studerende + opsparing og egen virk
>>81318252
the fission is actually the second stage, the first being tiny tnt explosive to crack the fission
So..... It's really happening? Welp, it was nice to know you guys. I'm ready.
>>81319299
kek kek kek
>>81318888
Dirty bombs don't achieve critical mass, they just use conventional explosives to disperse the nuclear materials causing radiation poisoning as its desired effect, not the explosion itself. Dirty bombs are purely terror weapons.
>>81319392
>Deltid bartender
Så har du et arbejde din ogginok.
>>81316024
defcon twitter in a nutshell
>>81314567
>Nuke the state that by far generates the most GDP and supports the rest of the states through taxes
I wish a Calexit happened so we don't have to pay for your poor ass.
>>81317397
Why the fuck would a christian nation side with a muslim nation that they hate and risk ww3?
>Putin: I did it 4 da lulz xddd
>>81319494
Jeg ser det som en hobby ven
får lon i special flasker
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj_kRsTUwJc
NEW THREAD >> 81314018
>>81319443
my bad, it means something else here, we just call those depleated uranium bombs while dirty nukes are actual nukes that use a shitton of low-quality uranium instead of a little high quality uranium
>>81319655
ffs I meant >>81314018
>>81314996
repeating digits and the UK gets nuked to shit
>>81317418
your mother, telling you to get a job
>>81319443
>Dirty bombs are purely terror weapons.
and it turns out, they're not even good at that. they were just a bad meme
>>81317861
Holy fuck i have never seen a shilling so god damn hard in my whole life on /pol/
>>81318888
A gun-type uranium bomb (Hiroshima) is so simple the US never even tested the design. Guaranteed to work, just s gun firing u235 at some more u235.
A plutonium bomb (Nagasaki) uses explosive lenses that need to be accurately detonated with precise timing even down to the length of the wires to the detonators.
Harder to hack but still 1940's tech.
These are the fission triggers that set off hydrogen fusion bombs
They can be remanufactured unless they are booby trapped which the USA ones probably are
>>81319031
go fuck yourself
>>81319678
I wasn't even aware that was possible. I thought the point of enriching it was so you could get critical mass in the first place because the unreactive isotopes get in the way.
Dw guys only deafcon 4
>>81317861
Dirty bombs don't have to be fatal. They're called Weapons of Mass Disruption for a reason. If it was set off in the middle of the London or New York Stock Exchange, it would shut down the area for weeks, if not months, while it's decontaminated.
That would cause way more problems in the long run.
>>81318261
>threads sometimes get ruined by dubs so I'm going to guarantee they get ruined by my shitposts instead
>>81315835
sleep snug smug
>>81319299
No they can't. Roaches dies.
>>81320144
nah m8, they just need a lot of it so enriched is the way to go, both enriched and depleated uranium are unstable on the atomic level, it's just that enriched uranium is more unstable so you need less of it to reach critical mass, technically if you had 2 half kilo bars of enriched uranium you could start a chain reaction just by bashing them together with a hammer
>>81315405
Read the mentioning of the Greeks in Hitler diary Germanbro, he clearly says that they only lost because they were severely outnumbered,and acknowledges that they are still great warriors
>>81320327
Is it possible we'll be in defcon 3 by tonight?
>>81320391
You know what else would shut it down for a long time? A regular bomb. That just blows it up.
Remember
>>81320587
You don't even need a hammer. A lot of what we know about radiation came from an accident where scientists touched two halves together and it started to go critical.
>>81320628
Oh shit m8
also. This http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/cockroaches-survive-nuclear-explosion/ Praise kek boys
>>81320911
911 GOYIM
I decided not to join the military because of this event.
>mfw can't be drafted because sperg
>>81320911
when did discovery become a softcore porn channel?
>>81320898
that's kinda einstein's fault, he gave them flawed calculations which said they'd need 100 times more than what they actually need in an effort to stop further research into the subject
>>81320800
Frequencies of interest are as follows:
( All USB )
4724.00
6712.00
6739.00
8992.00 *Most Used
11175.00 *Most Used
13200.00
15016.00
Keep checking each frequency regularly, remember to hit record every time you find something. Write what you heard down, keep the records tabbed and backed up.
Virtual HAM radio: http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
>>81321140
>tfw 22 years old and in good shape
If a draft happens im fucked
>>81319516
>What's a Texas?
>>81321174
Since animal mating shows
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
Sorry mates, tis' be the law of the land.
>>81321191
>100 times
Bitch please, any more than twice as much would mean the hemispheres would each be at critical mass.
>>81317494
It's all fuckimg fake, this shit always arises when something happens. Before the migrant crisis I read that China was to start WW3 in 2016. No mention of these new claims. Even her neighbours said this is all bullshit she never said.
>>81315793
The US literally could make them planes giant paper weights with a few lines of code.
>>81321756
exactly, they gave up on the project until some other fucker, who's name I forgot, came and said "hey einstein was wrong we don't need an absurd amount that would take years to gather, we need a lot less"
>>81314996
Have a you UK also check these >^^^
>>81314019
Ya know I would have no problem fighting for a just cause for my country but not now not these days not for the corrupt fucking assholes that ruin every last aspect of our lives I'v fucking had it with this shithole everything fun is illegal here even if you work your ass off there's nothing to do and when we try to do anything it's always made illegal for no reason our government is corrupt as fuck and the rest of the country are drooling retards that hang off the corrupts every word not sure I wanna fight for those assholes if a draft comes through.
>>81322056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin
This is what I was talking about. He simply fucked up and dropped one half onto the other.
