poor fucking guy thought it was just a drill
This is why I could never be a soldier
>Follow orders
>Get fucked
>Don't follow orders
>Get fucked
>*record scratch*
>"See this guy in the middle?"
>"That's me!"
>"You're probably wondering how I got here..."
>"It's actually a very funny story."
>*sound of rewinding film*
>goat fucking roach spams board with gore
>his nation goes to shit in some botched coup
>his countrymen get smashed by tanks and shredded by fucking supercobras
>defectors rounded up gulag style and lynched
>hundreds dead, thousands arrested
oh am i laffin
Soldiers killed civilians aswell it's not as black and white as some people seem to be pushing
>>81303007
Kek.
>>81303019
I almost forgot they love to spam dead American soldiers. I am laffin w/ you
>>81303007
**jason statham narration**
>>81303092
Civilians should have supported the coup though.
>>81303007
This is an amazing post. 10/10/10
>>81303007
holy shit kekkk
>>81303007
>to find out what happened here, we need to go back
>*picture of baby Atatürk in a crib*
>whoa, too far back!
>>81302760
They look so... WHITE
>>81302896
pure filth
I would never surrender and give up my arms as a soldier. It is the only thing making you who you are. You are not the boots. You are not the uniform. You are the weapon you hold. Once you drip it and surrender you go from soldier to civilian.
They are killing civilians not soldiers.
>>81303299
>roaches supporting secular democracy
>>81303007
jej
>>81302760
Looks like Cenk Ugyer
Left nose = snot
Right nose = blood
What did he mean by this?
>>81303547
>ams board with gore
>>his nation goes to shit in some b
shiiet in this pic you can see the inconspicous merchant nose on the second guy from the right
What am I looking at I haven't been on /pol/ in 2 days
What the fuck is going on
Pls reply, pic related
>>81303386
lol
>>81302760
>>81303299
It was a self-coup by Erdogan to round up disloyal military members and consolidate power.
Turkish civillians would be dead or arrested if they had marched
>>81303872
Turkish army tried to take power but failed since the roaches can't do shit.
>>81303872
What a nice slag
>>81303872
Nuked dropped in Ankara
All citizens remain unharmed
>>81303386
What movie?
>>81303019
>>81303274
Retards, those same guys who spam soldier cadavers cheer the failure of this cup.
>>81302760
>>81303386
You are a funny kike, I'll kill you last
>>81302760
This is what happens when you try to include god in politics, You get fuk't.
democracy won
>>81303386
God Damn it. /pol/ hasn't been this funny in a while. Praise kek for his recent blessing of happenings.
>>81302760
Did he live?
>>81304447
Holy shit, nuke Turkey
>>81304447
>That merchant in the foreground
Holy fuck.
>>81304236
The coup was one islamic faction vs another. The result being a bunch of dead roaches.
>>81304447
hey looks its more from the religion of peace
so glad western governments keep bringing in thousands of these peaceful people
our societies sure are going to benefit from them
>Kill your own soldiers.
Turkish normies ladies and gents.
>>81304447
was this part of the lynching or the fight between mili and police?
>>81304710
No.
>>81303768
How many noses does this nigga have?
>>81303007
Name one film where this has happened, or fuck off and spout your humourless memes on your containment board.
>>81303019
Have you noticed his complete absence in the last 24hrs? I have.
>tfw roaches actually got squished.
>mfw he was one of them.
>>81304710
nope. butt also i simply dont care to laid it out for you
>>81302760
'roaches love a gang bang... especially if it's all-male
>>81303735
they all look the same
>generation religio-inbreeding
>>81304971
You need to fuck off m8
>>81305139
>m8
Useless pards pretending to be British is absolutely excruciating, just so you know.
>>81304971
you woot m8
Fuck... I'm normally a level headed guy but this makes me tear up a bit. This guy is a soldier writing right before the events
rough translation:
1: Guys, I'm telling you thins as a soldier, something is going down right now, go buy food with whatever money you have, buy a sack of flour
2: What do you think will happen bro?
1: We are idly waiting in a coup tank
1: Waiting for orders
2: So you are gonna attempt a coup? They are saying that people are rushing to the streets, what are you gonna do if they oppose you
1: If they order a to shoot, we will shoot ourselves
>>81305274
>britain is the only country that uses m8
>>81303007
Someone please make this real
>>81305274
Oy, chap, you need to keep your knickers out of a twist.
What bong is it? I need to go to bed.
>>81303007
What movies have done this? I think I've seen something like this more than a few times
>>81305359
God damn.
>>81302760
First thing I noticed was how Western he looks compared to the smelly mob beating him.
>>81302760
>snot out of one nostril and blood out of the other
classic
>>81304977
Yeah, im samefaggin it. But check em.
Dead american turkroach was squashed. Double sevens confim.
>>81303527
>military coup
>democracy
>>81305690
This. Poor white turks having to live with such uncivilized people.
>>81303007
>>81303386
Name 7 films, 4 movies, 3 live plays and 6 cartoons this happens in.
>>81304447
Man, after today all respect I had for Turkey (mainly because of kemalist friends and Ataturk) is gone.
I fucking hope all the kemalists are smart enough to bail and Russia invades them since EU doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.
>>81302760
This image is truly saddening...but it needs a JUST edit
>>81304199
>>81305359
Shit makes me sick. Would be doing a favor if he shot most of them I bet though.
>>81304977
>Night of the France truck attack
>T*urk starts thread celebrating dead Europeans
>Less than 24 hours later, his own nation decends into a Central American tier coup with hundreds being killed
>>81305793
>Erdoroach
>Democracy
>>81305274
I feel you. Americans using britfuck slang unironically is embarrassing. It's akin to a weeaboo speaking zipperhead in a room full of niggers.
>>81303007
nice meme from /tv/
>>81304971
>>81305892
Fuck man, i could name 100 of each plus 10 romantic poems.
>get on my level
>>81304099
Holy fuck underrated
ultimate kek
>>81305690
Don't be fooled because of European interbreeding. They only resemble humans.
>>81303007
>>81303386
Kek
What kind of brain do you have to have to think its a good idea to surrender after taking part in a coup
Hey i can flee the country in civilian clothes, keep fighting or maybe i could give myself to the tender mercy of a angry Islamic mob.
If im lucky and they dont torture me to death then ill get to be tortured and executed by the presidents order instead.
>>81304447
>not just doing what that guy in France did and running people down and shooting them
>expecting mercy from savage animals
Poor guy well that's how you get a Darwin Award
>>81306062
We must identify which crushed carapice belonged to him. Or at least assign him one, to use as an example.
>>81306122
sweet reaction image, bro!
you sure reacted me :)
>>81306128
>not being able to name 10 Operettas, 12 Oratorios, 7 Puppet shows and 6 Kabuki plays in which it appeared
>>81304447
I legit want Greece to surprise buttfuck Turkey out of existence. You roaches and support of Islam, filthy men with beards and general obsession with your caliphate disgust me.
>>81306330
Do you also like dank memes? xD
broooo
>>81306235
Most of the soldiers were young lads who didn't know what it was going on. They surrendered because they didn't want to continue to be a part of this circus.
Well, this is all the Reichstag-Trick of Hitler. Erdogan is learning from the best.
>>81304447
So much for the liberal argument that you can't protect yourself from the military. Anti-gun fags btfo.
>>81306328
I vote for it being the guy that got rammed by an APC and ended up crushed in half.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Don't lynch me yet!
I’ll tell you how I helped with the coup in the country of tur-kay
(Music)
In west Istanbul born and raised
In the military was where I was during the coup
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some roaches at the bridge of bosphorus
When a couple of muds
Who were up to no good
Started running into my bullets
I got in one little fight and my general got scared
He said 'I'm going to Greece, have fun being lynched'
>>81303302
just your average /tv/ bants m8
>>81305892
>he doesn't know about roachkino
Someone cue me in the happenings?
>>81305359
The guy must be French.
COUP COUP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZq6UOiBu_Y
>>81306510
Not a bad choice, do we have a good pic of this carapace? The one in the webm, right?
>>81306474
pro-gun fags btfo as well since the people had no guns
the army just surrendered because they would rather kill themselves to harm a single citizen (except for some of them in the helicopters, which is really shady business if you ask me)
>>81306788
There were Turkish police with guns there
>>81304447
Come on, this looks like the kind of picture we see from ISIS controled cities
>>81306788
>pro-gun fags btfo as well since the people had no guns
If they had guns, then it would've ended even sooner with less civilian casualties. I saw tanks running over old men, so don't give me that altruistic bullshit.
>>81306661
Damn... i saw the before pic, but not the after.
>F
>dat 666
>>81305793
You do realize it's a constitutional right in Turkey that the military can step in against the government if it becomes too authoritarian, right? This coup was about saving Ataturk built that was being destroyed in the hands of an Islamist/
>>81306244
>comparing muslims to animals
Please, animals don't rape their toddlers or behead each other for no reason
>>81303007
Jesus fuck that made me laugh.
>>81303386
Perfect.
>>81305274
oi fuck off m8, unless you actually count us as british ofc
>>81306941
Thats why I said some of them
If you follow the whole thing %90 of the soldiers just turned themselves in and only opened air fire to scare
>>81304447
Any chance this impact our election going forward?
>>81307189
You are an exception, of course. I was talking about pards specifically, in any case.
>>81304971
It wouldn't be a thing if people hadn't experienced what it references
>>81303092
Not many of them.
In fact their undoing was probably to be so against killing civilians, because they laid down in front of the tanks which meant the other civilians could climb on top and drag the soldiers out.
>>81307261
Nope
nothing can bamboozle the Trump
>>81303386
This is why Jews rule the world
>>81305934
Also:
>Turkey
>white
>>81302760
poor guy, got raped this night
>>81304971
Gone With The Wind
Citizen Kane
You clearly don't know film mate
>>81303007
lmao
/tv/ plz go
>>81307778
nice meme, surprised you could make that with all the drugs you're on
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da3_1468636610
Squished roaches
>>81304971
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
lol
>>81308168
I don't remeber uploading that picture
>>81304971
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HowWeGotHere
Hundreds of examples.
>>81304199
I image searched it, turns out it's juast some lads having fun :-------)
>>81304971
Deadpool
>>81308680
forgot pic
>>81304447
>be on /pol/
>see kike in picture
>see no one noticing
>be on /pol/
What the fuck? It's luterally Hershel in waistcoat and there is no alarm?! Kike subversion had been strong here it seems.
>>81304997
I've seen that pic before, you know the source?
>>81302760
Red on the left, boogers on the right
As usual
>>81308791
its an anime same as
<this
but i dont remember the name
>>81308769
>>81304689
We saw
>>81304971
Fight Club and Deadpool off the top of my head, and that's just the meme films.
>>81303768
It's ketchup and mayonnaise, you twat.
>tfw the revolution went a lot better when you posted about it on facebook than when you actually tried it IRL
>>81309050
Nichijou you fucking newfag.
>>81303872
i would stage a coup for her
>>81303872
>Blonde, slim and with good tits
That's how I like them.
>>81303872
mooar
>>81306661
>>81306959
That's the equipment.
>>81303019
How the fuck do you surrender when you have a tank and know they're going to kill you???
>>81310094
wow did i said something bad about your waifu and got you triggered faggot?
>>81305274
I deem he was merely jesting, my friend.
>>81305892
and 2 kino
>>81310484
how do you not go apeshit when you see the rest getting their throats cut
>>81304971
that lion king prequel
>>81303007
>>81303386
finally something good comes out of /pol/
i had a shitty day, thanks for giving me a good laugh
>>81303092
you can hardly blame the coup when the state employs human shield tactics.
tanks dont easily come to a stop, soldiers are trained to fire when threatened, etc. Someone is bound to get killed when you fill the streets during a military operation, no matter who's military it is.
>>81310770
>>81310859
just don't
>>81305900
>invading a NATO country
I can't wait for these events to unfold and Turkey gets kicked out.
>>81310936
but he already did
>>81302760
>poor fucking guy thought it was just a drill
Well, he got drilled in the ass instead.
>>81310770
epic post, that reference is hilarious hahah
go to other threads and post it again so that everyone can know how funny this current event is!
:D
They said some guy got his throat cut at the bosphorus bridge, any sources on that?
>>81304447
What a lovely image of peaceful mulsims practicing their religion of peace.
>>81302760
Just imagine the smell he has to endure.
>>81307014
Nope. It was Gülen vs Erdoscum. Islamists or islamists. Kemalists have been purged from Turkish military in by Erdogoon ages ago. Secularism has been dead in Turkey from late 90's when EU demanded Turkey to become more democratic. Roaches just democratically elected islamists and never have to bother with democracy ever again.
>>81310334
You are so unique in your preferences.
>>81311352
Can confirm.
>>81310334
>carbon based
That's how I like them
>>81311073
>>81310936
>>81304099
I'm dying here mate
>>81311352
>>81311759
no coup ever happen without the support of other STRONG countries
check history
>>81311605
I am a simple man.
>>81311014
That's some lazy editing.
>>81304971
Emperor's New Groove
>>81303444
>slovenian thinks muslims are white
They don't look even remotely white and neither do you, dumbfuck.
>>81302760
The look on your face when you know you're going to be butt fucked in a Turkish prison ... forever.
>>81303386
lost
>>81312028
Erdogan has been in power for bit over decade. He has had ample time to appoint his own goons into all relevant posts. In all parts of state apparatus. Sure there might be some leftovers and few mistakes, but generally he is in control of military and rest of bureaucracy.
Coup attempt will be used to get rid all opposition in bureaucracy, regardless were they involved in coup in any way.
>>81304269
