what motivates them to do nothing on this board but shitpost?
>>81301279
The most interesting thing that happened lately in Canada was a forest fire.
In Australia...............?
Their life is boring, they have nothing else to do but shitpost.
Trudeau inspires me to piss off racists.
im a jobless abo
>>81301331
I've got a cock like a VB stubby
We're decendence of the literally trash of the british empire sent to a desert island.
>>81301279
We are two of the most insightful countries to post on this board and we contribute a lot of high quality content here. I know we all have fun with memes about what country shitposts and who is the most cucked etc. but I just want to hijack OP to remind everyone that these are memes and Canadians and Australians are some of the most important, valued members of /pol/.
Remember, don't judge a post by the flag but by it's content. Thank you and respect to all
>>81301840
YEA COFFS BOIZZZ
I'm guessing it's because they're the underachieving middle children in the anglosphere
>>81301279
Oh shut the fuck up, Australia keeps this place fresh and exciting.
We can't all be laughless bastards like you.
Canadians and Aussies see everyone else as shit posters.
>>81301894
Canada's the underachieving middle child, America is the rebellious oldest, and Australia is the prankster youngest child.
>>81301959
Bruce, go home.
>>81301845
>canada
>contributing
>>81302219
Achmed, go pray
At least Straya delivers fun bantz, Canuck shitposters are just pathetic
I want off this wild ride. I'm in Newfoundland, we are pretty isolated and have our own little off-shoot of Canadian culture here.
Still, like everywhere else, this place is filled with indoctrinated leftists who follow left wing media and government blindly and attack all those who question it slightly.
I want off this wild ride.
Best country to move to?
I don't have any degrees, and I'm very poor living of 24k a year. Not afraid or unwilling to work very hard and often, I just want off this wild ride.
this board is a toilet
only plumbers treat is with respect
people like me take big piles of shit in such devices.
because that's what theyre for.
>>81302281
t. Chang
>>81302353
fuck off polish cunt nobody asked for ur opinion
>>81302309
Bullshit desu. 90% of the "leftist" posting here is just people shitposting. Actual leftists nowadays would be too triggered to come here.
>>81301635
DELETE THIS
>>81301279
non-country disorder
canadians are without a doubt the people i hate most on this board, they're fucking annoying with low-tier shitposting. fuck those guys
>>81301840
based Coff's
There aren't any shooting ranges near me
>>81302449
I lay out my opinion be you like it or not,
scumbag
>>81301279
Everyone who got sent to the colonies were the lippy cunts of the Empire. In your country the second amendment saw that they didn't reproduce and in mine the natives ate them.
Leaving Canada and Australia with unchecked populations of lippy cunts.
>>81302353
Get cleaning this toilet polak
>>81302640
typical polish analogy fuckin plumber and learn english
they're both cunts anyway
If you drive on our roads you will see that there are only shitty 4 wheel drives. when you are stuck in traffic for hours when you get home you just vent your frustration. Also we have fucking animals that are trying to kill us and a new leader every 2 years.
>>81301635
The most dangerous alliance in the world. They have to be stopped.
>>81302740
That's right, I am a Polak
and dont you ever forget that
bastard spawn of an anglo 2 pence whore
>>81302960
>That's right, I am a Polak
Pic related?
Australia are the true OG shitposters
Canacucks are like the retarded fat kid in school who tries to copy the cool kids lines but just gets bullied even more because he isn't funny or vaguely smart.
>>81302491
I'm talking about in real life. not /pol/. Canada is over run. You think sane citizens would let Weedman seize power?
My society HATES anything conservative. Conservatives are instantly branded as racist, sexist, bigoted, morons.
Liberals are higher on our social hierarchy, and people all parrot each other and the mainstream media in order to raise social status.
Our education system teaches you to hate yourself and canada, nonstop learning about how bad white people are since grade 4.
Do you want a roommate? I'm desperate anon
>>81301693
and you have nothing else to do but get run over by trucks
Fellow Brits, which of our children is your favourite? I quite like Aussies desu, canadacucks very limp wristed.
>>81302960
>2 pence
To think,with that you could buy a small Polish town or fuck an Anglo slag.
What do Polovskiowski?
>>81303027
your bastard father is pic related
he was a fatherless nigger just like you are
>>81303043
They are also super envormentalist earth-worshippers.
They want to literally ruin our economy, when we cant afford any of it, to try to be 100% earth friendly.
>>81301809
What the fuck is that family tree
>>81303044
kek
>>81301845
Oh look, a Canadian with an over-inflated sense of accomplishment.
Canadians don't have insight, or trudeau wouldn't be a meme. Australians don't have insight or BMX Bandits would have never been made.
Other than being awful, indoctrinated, cucked faggots, the only thing you have in common with Australia is that neither of your two countries has ever made anything close to a decent beer.
Keep bitching about your betters and call it a "contribution". That's literally what our niggers do.
>>81303287
One that don't branch.
>>81303144
>You are fatherless.
>Just like your father
Yep, the retardation checks out, you're definitely polish.
>>81301635
Non-Australians, you might not believe it, but Trudeau isn't the biggest faggot in this picture
>>81303086
HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
>>81303044
And the whole world talk about it.
We do interesting stuff. And you?
>>81303361
kek
noice one m8
>>81303367
Only downside about Turnbull is shitty internet; but the disadvantage that stems from that < more refugees
>>81303361
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All spawns of anglo whores should be butchered where they stand
>>81301809
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>81303043
It's funny, people in the UK generally view Canada as the best place to move in the anglosphere (or many people I've spoken to). Probably due to your healthcare being the same and the fact you seem "progressive". If you're thinking of moving here, give it a few years. Likely it may become easier for you if we strengthen commonwealth relations, and also the economy may or may not be fucked. Personally I live in Northern Ireland, and while in some ways it is advantageous (most right wing place in the UK, good education), it's also a bit of a shit hole.
Because fuck ÿoü
OOOH OOOOHOHOHOHHOHOHHOHOHOH
>>81303439
>He's proud that his country is being raped by Ahmed's, just so long as he's on the news.
Yeah nah, you can keep the headlines Mohammed
>>81303387
Strewth mate, surprised she ain't getting double teamed but I guess you might still be a bit sore about that.
>>81301279
J O B S A N D G R O W T H
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>>81303490
be honest, do you really think labour would have finished the NBN without fucking it up?
>>81303387
Source
>>81301279
nobody cares what we think so may as well be an jerk
>>81303583
Do humans actually breed with Abos in Oz? That's repulsive.
>>81303728
Well there's no crushing poverty in the pic so it ain't Poland.
>>81303318
>Keep bitching about your betters and call it a "contribution". That's literally what our niggers do.
They also fuck your women you pathetic cuck. Keep dreaming about that wall, you'll be north Mexico in 30 years.
Also
>american
>beer
>>81303705
Doubtful, but I'm almost sure the speeds would be higher regardless. Coming from somebody who has voted lib in every election and whose family have done the same
>>81303531
What are Polish people anyway?
They're something less than Anglo, like the offspring of an Anglo and a potato.
>>81303287
incestual
>>81302295
Try not getting so triggered friendo :^)
>>81303076
Anyone but yanks tbqh, they are VERY rude
>>81303531
thats funny cause most of u polack cunts are about to get kicked the fuck out of there
>>81303044
kek
>>81303594
nigger lover
>>81301635
>that feel
>>81302449
kill yourself
Nevermind, that's illegal.
>>81302491
I'm a leftist and I come here all the time.
I think the left and right divide is really dumb, Why can't we all just get along and get through this crazy world together?
I am a leftist tho. Leftist's 4 /pol/
>>81301840
I like KRudd and Tony
I wish they both get to serve their full terms
>>81303044
11/10 kek'd
>>81303490
Turnbull's an incompetent wannabe Jew who should be in Labor. He's a Republican who wants gay marriage and he somehow manged to become leader of our nominally conservative party. Actively hoping we keep up our new tradition and have him get the knife.
Anyone somehow left of Arch-cuck Howard should not be leader of this country
>>81301635
>>81304003
>tfw this goes all the way to the top
Hate, pure, simple and beautiful hate for everything and everyone
>>81301845
>>81304047
>Why can't we all just get along and get through this crazy world together?
>...crazy world together?
>together?
Because this. Unrealistic views of compatibility regardless of beliefs/views/perceptions is why the right hate the left.
>>81303076
US, Kiwis, Aussies
Canada should have been aborted.
>>81301279
Irrelevancy
>>81304452
If that were true we wouldnt even be in the top ten shitposters.
>>81304139
Wants gay marriage but was former leader of Aus becoming a republic movement, hates refugees more than the left, is less inclined to provide welfare than the left and is more inclined to provide business incentives to operate here. Of the three majors, if you consider the greens to even be a major, he is the lesser of the evils.
>>81304452
Like the US white population in 20 years?
>>81304047
stfu you leftist whore
we want nothing to do with you other than dance on your graves
>>81304146
>He's not aware of the AUSCAN Bantz agreement.
>>81301279
Canadians in Toronto and Vancouver are literally all SJWs. There's a reason we elected weedman, it's the same reason every self-loathing white person in the US wants to move here if Trump gets elected. It's as bad as it seems. So when that kind of person browses /pol/, they naturally react negatively try to it and try their hand at shitposting, sincerely believing that by doing so they're somehow slowing the gears of evil alt-right (which they also sincerely believe is a cohesive, organized, political institution). As I don't need to tell you, they suck at it. Their banter is weak, because they aren't willing to post anything that might offend any of their pet ethnic or sexual minorities, they've spent to much time in safe spaces to think of anything truly offensive, and most of the time their academic aspirations get the better of them and they can't decide whether they want to shitpost or actually try and debate with you, leading to long overly-complicated, meandering posts full of half-explained arguments and weak insults.
Aussies shitpost because they're on the next level. There's no other explanation.
>>81304545
And he goes to Ramadan festivals
Best of 3 does not mean "good"
>>81304139
Do you know since the last 40 years (I think) there has only been 5 prime ministers who were elected into power. we had 15 prime ministers since then
>>81304735
Correct, but it does mean not as shit as it could be.
>>81302443
T. Rasheed
>>81302295
Confirmed by >>81303914
>>81304757
Forgot to add that the other 10 were appointed into the position
>>81303919
durrr durr durrr fucking durrrr idiot
stupid mothers like you is why I support abortion
suck on a chink did you faggot
>>81304957
>Tfw these aren't Australians
>>81302192
We still love ya dad
>>81304047
Just identify as a classic lib or a libertarian.
There's only a few based liberals here and there, but the regressive left is rising giving the left a bad name, much like how stormfags are rising, giving bad names to the right.
>>81303076
I like them all Tbh i just wish we could have reconciled our differences with Rhodesia before things got out of hand
>>81301840
Hes 100% right fuck those commie bastards
>>81304719
The sheer fact that so many people get asshurt at the sight of our flag shows that its effective regardless of how you try to make sense of it. I will agree with you on those cities being shitholes though
>actually contribute to discussions
>get ignored or called a shitposter when it's something most of /pol/ disagrees with, even if it's an indisputable fact or otherwise backed up with evidence
>five minutes later, miraculously get called a goodposter when posting a silly quip in the first post, or post something that is in line with what most of /pol/ believes
There's a reason why /pol/ is in the same category as /b/ and /r9k/.
>>81304719
Lest we forget
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>81305252
>implying you can reason with fanatics
No point m8, give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves.
Let them rise and let them fall.
>>81304875
we are not here to make you laugh at ahr seek bahntz. we aim to piss people off, and it works
I watch as the world crumbles below me, as I sit in the great white north and eat cereal. So since I can't relate to the chaos, I shit post. Some men just want to watch the world burn. EeeeeeyHahahaAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81305264
>One (1) shot at life
>Wasn't born in Australia
>>81305461
Then you are a terrible shit poster.
One must engage in the bantz for god tier shit post, you can't just piss people off willy nilly
>>81303583
DELETE
>>81303037
Canada is what the septics would be if they had less people, no nigs, and never did anything notable or significuntly useful.
Australia exists to remind everyone else to not take themselves so seriously, and learn to take and receive shit every now and then
>>81301279
Bitching about Australians and Canadians is shit-posting.
Get over it.
>>81301279
They never get to let off any steam through actual war so they come here to express themselves
>>81305644
>you cant just piss people off willy nilky
this has been the way for a long time my friend
>>81301279
The pay.
>>81305741
point
>>81305796
proven
>>81303367
Harsh but true.
>>81305252
Some of you are fine, really.
>>81305741
>never did anything notable or significuntly useful
we did a lot of things. We discovered insulin and other shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions
>>81301279
The Empire is dead
We are shitposting to stop the sadness
>>81304192
Yes. Do Australians embrace the hate as well as Canadians do?
>>81305098
Yeah, there definitely is a regressive left and they're fucking insufferable. You can't even make a joke in public. The thing is, its not the old left that has morphed into it, its just the same old moral police that have always existed. They've just jumped onto different issues.
I think I'd say my views are sort of socialist-libertarian, despite how contradictory that sounds. Or something along the lines of anarcho-syndicalist.
>>81306646
>anarcho-syndicalist
this is morally reprehensible.
>>81301279
You have to really understand their societies and cultures (if you want to call it that).
They are both a backwards people, and talking shit and acting stupid is something ingrained in them since early childhood.
Basically, they are like a damaged child and this is their way of showing us love.
How does it feel to know I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime?
>>81307172
abos dont count
>>81301279
I don't know, they are ex-colonies, maybe we didn't beat them enough when they were young.
>>81307172
You look like a degen. I bet you work a shit job
>>81301331
The Capo's choice
http://www.s m h.com.au/business/workplace-relations/staff-picket-cub-factory-as-sackings-stall-production-20160712-gq3zsx.html
>>81307284
yeah they do
youre not a true aussie until you've consensually raped a coon
>>81303043
Don't worry, things are going to turn and when it does these liberal fucks will hang.
>>81306217
Nope...whatever we accomplished was negated by electing the fag lover.
>>81308594
Ha. That's pretty funny. You sound mega retarded right now.
>>81307172
One ear stretched but not the other. what the fuck type of look are you going for?
>>81307172
My man you're most certainly dead on with the fuckboy look
>>81301818
I keked harder than I should have
>>81303318
>American
>insults Canadian beer
DELETE THIS
>>81309460
Lick your mums shit off my cock, canuck fag
>>81306646
Do what we do in America, call them commies and tell them to fuck off and if they get too close, point a gun at them.
I live in Toronto.
Last night I took a walk through the city to see some hot girls in their tight dresses going out to the clubs and stuff, and I ended up being surprised by just how many blacks and muslims were out and about at night. I could barely find a normal white guy on the street.
There were black guys walking around everywhere with their black cliques and muslims with big beards, loud friends, and psychopath eyes laughing and queuing up for bars.
It surprised me how the nightlife of Toronto was practically 90% shitskin.
So there's your answer on why Canada shitposts so much. Most of them are shitskins.
Australia is massive dump that's why.
Australians are at least funny. Canadians are cringeworthy and shit. Don't let them try and coast on Australia's reputation for top tier banter with a false equivalence. Leafposters should fucking kill themselves.
>>81301279
Americans being niggers.
>>81309771
>he thinks this is a good look
>>81310402
I had no idea a racist pol user was capable of going outside. Does the outside world shock you?? Are you stressed out???
>>81303043
Newfoundland sounds like a piece of shit, in based Toronto we literally talked non stop about how Canada is the greatest country in the world, and how we saved Europe and the British Empire was a great time and we prospered. And it all went down hill when we betrayed Britain and changed our flag.
>>81301279
they basically have middle child complex as far as colonies go.
>>81310402
I never see any Muslims or niggers try leaving regent park for once in your life cunt
>>81310941
>>81311155
Nice try niggers. Toronto is full of shitskins and there's no denying it
>>81303583
DELEBE BIS
>>81303594
There are islamists in poland?
>>81311237
Yes, Canada has lots of non-whites. The world outside of pol and stormfront or something must be scary for you, I know.
>>81309771
>>81301279
>what motivates them to do nothing on this board but shitpost?
implying that one does anything but that
>>81311237
I never see any, granted I haven't been downtown in years I see no reason to go to the ghetto
>>81310402
King west?
>>81301279
> Canada
> Not Japan
The shitposting/banter crown passes back and forth between us and then every few days. Canada has nothing.
>>81302192
>Dad
Proof of non-nigger, got ur back cunt.
>>81301279
At least Australian shitposting is humorous and occasionally insightful.
Canadian shitposting is pure refined autism.
>>81311237
canada is predominately white. whiter than most parts of america. if you think toronto is 80% shitskins, then you're psychotic or delusional.
>>81301894
>New Zealand
>>81301279
Duck off and fuck you
>>81306217
We wuz
I don't blame them. It's all they got to live for.
>>81301279
Australia's funnier desu
>>81307172
>that look
you probably sleep with underage chestless and lowtest alternative girls mate
>>81303789
There was forced breeding in the early settlement years, and the children were taken away up until the 60's. Now including mixed race (all of them) they make up less that 2 percent of the population.
>>81309771
>>81307172
>No guns
>Still manage to get shot through the ear
>>81303144
Are you retarded?
>>81313806
>Polack
What do you think?
>>81313960
Funny, isn't it?
>>81314069
17 YEARS AGO YOU LAUGHED AT ME
>>81314618
You're not laughing now, are you?
I like to find the most racist, self-serving thread I can find and then take a huge liberal shit in it. I don't bother to check for a reaction since that's so predictable you can set your watch by it. I just enjoy the sensation of pinching off a loaf in your lily white playground. Then it's off to the next toilet.
>>81307172
>>81309771
>The house in the background
>Its a 'I think I look good but I shouldn't tell them Im povo' episode'
Also m8, only queer suss faggots who try and fuck drunk teenage girls take photos with their shirt off
>>81305827
I'd agree with that. Australians are seen as funny banteriists that shills probably use our flag to distract and slide.
Aussie shitposting is banter and tries to be funny and succeeds. Everybody laughs and has a good time.
Canuck shitposting is falseflagging and shitposting and tries to cause butthurt and succeeds. Everybody responds with "A FUCKING LEAF"
Both are polar opposites. One is a model for bants and one is a model for asspain.
>>81309771
>>81307172
G'day, Warren.
kikebook /wazza.lovett
>>81301279
what is his routine?
>>81316859
Muslim squats and competitive olympic dog blowing
>>81316859
>>81301840
Kek i live in Coffs
Single most degenerate bogan wridden town in the land
>>81314794
That's literally every Canadian shitpost I see lad. Canadian shitposting is fueled by falseflagging, pretending to be retarded, and derailing threads.
>>81301279
Watching you cry tears of high-fructose corn syrup. Faggot.
>>81303318
>>81301279
Australia is not a very happening place.
>>81301279
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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Trying to force this meme pretty hard
>>81301279
in all honestly their flags matter more than their comments, nothing they say is particularly special.
now japan on the other hand...
>>81301279
At least they're still human. The same can't be said about Turkroaches.
Well Australians are like Texans... They are rednecks who like to talk shit, fight and drink. Put that online
And Canadians are a like the little brother of the sports jock who made it rich. Like they have money at their accounting job and a decent wife but all the hot women and funny guys leave them or don't want to be around them. They want to hang out with the millionaire former college qb rich brother with a hot wife
>>81301279
AMERICAS PRIDE WILL SWALLOW ITSELF WHOLE :)
Aussies being clever shitposters is a meme.
>>81303318
>taking the bait
Jfc anon
>>81301279
Because this board would genuinely be shit if there were no Aussies, Kiwis or Brits. Cancucks do it because they would be the odd one out if they didn't.
>>81303318
>our niggers
ARE TYRONE
So, what's it like harbouring your wife's son?
>>81303583
Confirmed for fake
Germans aren't royal, they're barbarians.
>>81304325
US was aborted
>>81301279
Anglo countries have lots of turbovirgins.
>>81301279
I actually think Canadians are the best shitposters.
I mean, the whole idea of a shitpost is to post something so ridiculously retarded and absurd to make people angry and Canadians are the best at that.
>>81331080
As much as I appreciate the sentiment, if we're talking true anger infusing bullshit, I have to give the nod to Romania. As far as bants those, Australia hands down with Japan damn near tied.
Sorry papa Britain. Canada truly is the Jeb Bush of your family tree.
>>81301331
fpbp
>>81303367
i agree
