We really have awoken a Egyptian God, /pol/.
I don't know if this is a good thing or not.
This is a great thing
Its the best thing we have ever done
>>81300590
Old thread here >>81282353
Old thread here >>81282353
Old thread here >>81282353
>>81300590
It is simply a sign of the times.
Look at the chaos all around you.
>>81300590
If no dubs have been achieved within 10 posts (including OP), the thread is forsaken
>>81300590
You say it like there's negative repercussions to millennia of blood and insanity.
>>81301280
Not so fast HERETIC! Check em'.
>>81300590
Not even Remotely Alister Crowley himself and his followers were even a fraction as effective as we are. He was a fucking chaos magician, and kek (blessing be upon him) didn't reveal himself to him.
>>81300590
Only one way to tell...
Trips = Good
If /pol/ is worshiping an Egyptian god, does that mean that we literally WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itxdJ1ci2g4
>>81300590
Ukraine is next to open a two front war.
>>81301337
Inferior hierophant.
>>81301280
Burn the heretic
>>81300590
SUMMON HIM.
DO IT NOW.
ACCELERATE THE MEME MAGICK THAT IS BUILDING UP IN THIS WORLD.
BRING KEK INTO THIS PLANE - SUMMON HIM SO THAT HE MAY CLEANSE THE EARTH
BRING FORTH YOUR KEK'S.
SUMMON HIM
DO IT NOW.
BRING HIM FORTH
SUMMON HIM
GRANT HIM A TRULY PHYSICAL FORM SO HE CAN INITIATE THE PENULTIMATE HAPPENING.
>When unto thee comes a feeling,
drawing thee nearer to the darker gate,
examine thine heart and find if the feeling
thou hast has come from within.
If thou shalt find the darkness thine own thoughts,
banish them forth from the place in thy mind.
>Send through thy body a wave of vibration,
irregular first and regular second,
repeating time after time until free.
Start the WAVE FORCE in thy BRAIN CENTER.
Direct it in waves from thine head to thy foot.
>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
. Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.
>Call to the SPIRIT OF LIGHT through the Space-Time,
using these words and thou shalt be free:
"Fill thou my body, O SPIRIT OF LIfe,
fill thou my body with SPIRIT OF LIGHT.
Come from the FLOWER
that shines through the darkness.
Come from the HALLS where the Seven Lords rule.
>Name them by name, I, the Seven:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
and SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--Nine.
>By their names I call them to aid me,
free me and save me from the darkness of night:
UNTANAS, QUERTAS, CHIETAL,
and GOYANA, HUERTAL, SEMVETA--ARDAL.
By their names I implore thee,
free me from darkness
and fill me with LIGHT
>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.
>>81301418
NO WE ARE REEDUCATING THEM.
IN REEDUCATION CAMPS.
>No it is not a euphamism for death camp but actual forced education.
>>81301504
Nigga I aint gonna read all that shit
>not praising Tengri
>>81301504
We summon Thee Kek
>>81301504
I demand unlimted mayonnaise
>>81301504
I want to slam some sheep poisi.
Kek needs to re-awaken anubis too.
Anibus was a good boy. Who's a good boy, who?
Then Anubis, being the deity of the afterlife, can 'sic them' muslims, like the good boy he is.
We can even sacrifice doggy treats on a shrine for him afterwards.
Kek, help awaken the other gods.
STOP IT YOU FOOLS ITS A GOD OF DESTRUCTION AND TRICKERY IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING TROLLING US YOU ARE BEING FUCKING TROLLED BY A FROG GOD THAT TAKES THE MOST POWERFUL CIVILIZATIONS/GROUPS AND DESTROYS THEM WITH FALSE PARADISE DO NOT FALL FOR THE FROG JEW STOP WORSHIPING HIM ASAP IF YOU VALUE 4CHAN
RENOUNCE YOUR GETS
TURN FROM THE EVIL
>>81301351
Alister Crowley was cool but he was only one man.
If there's anything I know about deities it's that they get stronger the more followers they have.
>>81301716
>>81301766
Pretty much man.
>>81301569
>>81301662
>>81301716
>>81301823
As above - so below
To the magician the magical act, that of causing a transformation in a thing or things without any physical contact, is accomplished by an imaginative act accompanied by the will that the wanted change will occur. The magical act and imaginative act becomes one and the same. The magician knows with certainty that for the change to occur he must will it to happen and firmly believe it will happen. Here it may be noted that magic and religion are akin: both require belief that a miracle will occur.
As within - so without.
I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. 3"You shall have no other gods before Me. 4"You shall not make for yourself an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth
>>81301895
increasing white baby rates might be dustruction for whatever you have in mind.
>>81301922
The purpose of all rituals in ceremonial magic is to unite the microcosm with the macrocosm to join God, or gods when invoked, with the human consciousness. When such a supreme union is achieved the subject and object becomes one. This is because the magician feels that he is consciously in touch with all elements of the universe, therefore, he can control them. It may be said, the magician feels connected with the universe. This feeling intensifies the more the magician successfully practices his skills. Whenever he experiences a failure he knows that the ritual was not performed correctly.
When feeling unison with the universe the magician knows he has reached his Higher or True Self because he has attained mastery of himself and the universe. Thus he feels his "skillful work ascends from earth to heaven and descends to earth again, and receives the power of the superiors and of the inferiors." Therefore, he "hast the glory of the whole worldtherefore let all obscurity flee from thee." Now the miracles are possible.
Some magicians, including Aleister Crowley, claimed that when the magician reaches this ultimate peak of altered consciousness the miracles are no longer important, the extreme goal becomes the direct union with God
Awaken all mighty Kek! Smite the non-believers with the glory of your radiance! Praise Kek!
>>81301966
Yup I know exactly what I need.
Praising for comfy happenings and dank magics
>>81301998
For my wish I want to be able to suck myself off
>>81302164
>its like im really on /x/!
>>81300590
Kek didn't do shit.
I'm already bored again
>>81301337
ELITE GET
OTHER THREAD REACHED 420 POSTS
>4/20
>Hitlers birthday
>>81301410
>1337 get
>inferior
Kek spits in your face.
>>81302318
You know what they say about being bored?
>you must be a boring person.
Praise Ogdoad
Dgb to 30k
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise kek
Praise Huh
Praise Kek!
>>81301895
>>81301898
Our women hate us,
Our jobs hate us,
our government hates us,
our children we're not allowed to be fathers too believe lies and turn to hate us.
The education system hates us.
And we're all slowly being replaced by niggers who'll rape our women, children, steal our jobs and cease any actual education at all.
What's left worth defending?
Summoning a god of destruction actually seems pretty fucking reasonable. When the world turns on us, and we cannot win, then the best we can hope for is a draw, mutually assured destruction.
That, is why I praise Kek.
>>81300590
>We really have awoken a Egyptian God
No you haven't. You're just dealing with Satan under a different name.
>>81300590
Egyptian meme-goddess Heqet (now manily known as Keket) is a goddess of life, fertility and rebirth. A bringer of a new dawn. Flooder of the Nile. The bearer of titles "She who hastens the birth" & "The Birth of the Royal Children". It was Keket who breath life into Horus resurrecting him.
>>81301998
>helping Jews
I'm not so sure about this goy...
>>81302242
just a matter of practice
>>81302349
I keep trying to fucking tell you guys that he was watching us specifically in that thread. The only reason he gave us attention was because we literally found out the origins of that sneaky prick. Do not fucking trust him he's literally trolling us.
>>81302530
>>81302530
Jesus The Morning Star
Lucifer The Morning Star
Satan The Morning Star
555 get nuclear launch
>>81300590
ur wrong, we've awoken Yahweh, god of the hebrews. We're all jews now.
EGYPTIAN PAGAN OR DEATH
>>81302398
I only hope that erdogan does something interesting
I fucking hate boringers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reincarnation
>>81300915
that's stupid.
God isn't real.
KEK isn't real.
If i'm wrong, show me some sign,
Else, just stop this stupid shit here.
>>81302398
>>81302448
>>81302458
three 8s in a row AGAIN
>>81302530
WRONG.
Kek is an aspect of Thoth the Atlantean.
>Thoth, like many Egyptian gods and nobility, held many titles. Among these were "Scribe of Ma'at in the Company of the Gods," "Lord of Ma'at," "Lord of Divine Words," "Judge of the Two Combatant Gods," "Judge of the Rekhekhui, the pacifier of the Gods, who Dwelleth in Unnu, the Great God in the Temple of Abtiti," "Twice Great," "Thrice Great,"" and "Three Times Great, Great."
>Thoth has been involved in arbitration, magic, writing, science and the judging of the dead.
>>81302713
>Kek isn't real
You'll burn for that heretic
>>81302475
What if Kek is causing this so you give praise you fucking dufus. There's the chance that Kek is causing mass hysteria so we praise him. He's a trickster god what makes you think he's not tricking you right now you dumb frog poster.
>>81302713
here is your sign
Kek, speak to us.
We need KEK now more than ever. We have increased the entropy of society. It is the only way for a rebirth.
>>81302713
How about a get?
Is that enough of a sign for you?
>>81301998
>larping as a jew
KEK deliver us from such faggotry
>>81302800
KEK akbar
>>81301337
THE FIRE RISES
nu/pol/ sure is gay
PRAISE KEK. LET TERROR REIGN. LET BLOOD FLOW.
>>81302800
Welp he's back
Okay last thread we attracted him because of the discussion and realization of what was going on can someone post a picture of the last thread please I guarantee there could be a chance of attracting that prick agian.
>>81302886
better then cuck threads you cuck
praise kek,nu,huh, and amen
Is kek Jewish
meme magic xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kek is real! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Christcucks BTFO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>81302790
you can be aware of deception broheim.
Like Mossad and the Saudis.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/15/politics/congress-releases-28-pages-saudis-9-11/
>>81302964
>better then cuck threads you cuck
this is literally a Kuk thread, nigga
When will you realize you're literally praising KUK?
>>81302530
Dur durr. There is only one god, the one true God, that some Jews told me about . But somehow Satan has as much influence as god because God let him, but God is good and Satan is evil.
Nigga, read a book. Fuck read your own book - psalms 82 and get back to me.
>>81302983
Fuck off, heretic.
>>81302475
I wonder what's causing all this devaluation of human life in the first place...
>>81303060
PRAISE BE UNTO THE ALPHA AND OMEGA THE HIGHEST OF HIGH THE MASTER OF ALL GOD OF GODS.
>try to not disrepect the main man wouldn't want you dying suddenly.
>>81301351
>He was a fucking chaos magician
No he wasn't; he was a traditional ritualistic practitioner.
>>81301966
Praise Kek
I have a feeling something big is coming today and no i dont mean my big dick
>>81303322
wait till you see next year.
>>81303060
God is not opposed to Satan.
God is everything, it "IS".
Christ is opposed to Satan.
Neither are quantifiable, physical beings.
They are both in your mind and both represent different paths.
>>81303322
Holy crap nice digits
You wouldn't happen to have the full set of those gifs would you?
It's not a god. It's demonic. We've fucked up. Nothing good can come from this now.
>>81303544
Just look them up.
>>81303133
WITNESSED!
>>81303569
>Demonic
He is but ONE of the GODs.
>>81303633
>>81303544
>>81303322
You stupid fucking cucks I told you not to bring him here what have you done god dammit.
>>81303700
Holy shit
>>81303543
>>81303569
>>81303677
>>81303700
>>81303783
Rude why talk about me like im not already here.
See
>>81303495
>as I talk about time.
SO MANY DUBS
THE GOD IS FULLY AWAKEN
>>81303700
he follows me>>81303668
everywhere i go i get eights when i speak theirs names
>>81300590
thought kek was just some stupid memeshit. i finally googled it..
i cant go back to sleep
ITS ALL FUCKING REAL! This fantasy is reality.
WHAT IF the internet is used to gauge the will of mankind and manifesting ideas into reality?
>>81303700
AAAHHHHHHHH
Praise Kek!
>>81303897
The Internet has awaken the Egyptian Gods through prayer.
we didn't awake anything.
>singles confirm
>>81303878
He isn't following just you dude...he's making his presence known to all of us to all of us in the last thread who found out the origins of Kek...
>>81303878
mother of all keks, again!
>>81303897
See left screen in picture.
>>81303993
lol then he follows all of us
not just kek though all 8 deities
>>88888888
will be glorious
>>81303933
>>81303955
Praise kek
You are all frustrating me.
>>81303897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs
THREAD THEME
>>81303933
I AM LUL,CHOSEN MESSENGER OF KEK!
THE NORDS SHALL RISE,EVEN TO SURPASS THEIR FORMER GLORY!
THE BRITON SHAL LONG FOR THE DAYS WHEN UNRULY NATIVES WERE EASILY DEALT WITH,AS HE SHARPENS HIS BLADE!
THE CELTS WILL SLAUGHTER,AND THERE WILL BE MANY A MERRY TALE OF BATTLE IN THE TAVERNS OF THE EMERALD ISLE!
KEK WILLS IT!
GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS,YOUR LIFE-FORCE,YOUR MEME MAGIC!
>>81303569
demon actually has the meaning of the word god or deity. Its someone that has much much knowledge to break it down to you.
>>81304258
nice 8 m8
BOARD THEME 2016
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7xgCtn8374
>>81304121
It's everyone on this board they're power hungry and want us to worship them and it's literally why all this is happening I'm going to post a rar that shows the entire thread from the last kek thread it's fucking spooky.
THE TIDE GROWS STRONGER
>>81304491
awesome that would be great
>>81303974
betting on singles?
you don't sound too confident
my trips honor Kek.
Search about egregore
Kek didn't create the memes, we created Kek.
>>81304491
Embrace it
>>81304635
Kek did create the memes
For the Gods created us.
I actually represent BAWS Squad and am many things but not a Diety.
>I however do allow myself to be used as a medium for them to speak.
>>81304491
I'd say its alot of this but I am THAT aussie.
see here as I speak of time.
>>81303495
07/16/16(Sat)22:22:22 No.81303495
As the sun rises, I sleep
PRAISE TO AMUN RA, KEK, NU, HEH AND ALL OTHERS
We are all one in the mind, Kek has blessed us.
>>81304807
yes time for sleep
oh i have work...
>>81301280
>>81301311
INSTANT DOUBLES
PRAISE BE TO THE GODS
A GOLDEN AGE AWAITS US.
TAKE THE PHARAOH PILL
>>81301504
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
Ayo hol up, hol up
So u be sayin
*casts fireball*
U be sayin
We wuz devil summoner and sheit
Ok im too tired to dig deeper, need sleep
praise kek,nu,huh,amen
hope to wake up to some fun happenings
>>81305023
we have to acumulate power for the kek he will decide if it goes to Trumps election or WWIII
Egyptians will enslave the kikes oncemore?
>>81301504
dont do this.
>>81302532
STEALTH RARE
>>81305105
no we be saying that you was not shit and frogs was the kangs and shiet
>>81305173
Kek wills it
>>81305023
Isn't eight the holy number of kek?
Praise be upon kek
>>81305286
it has some serious energy
>>81300590
My life for kek nothing else matters
>>81304635
I am Kek,you are Kek
Kek lives on through us,and we through Kek
To his chosen ones he lends the power of Digits,and Ids, demonstrating his power through them.
Kek is what anonymous used to be,but he is also so much more!
Kek is the true hivemind.
Praise Kek.
>>81305286
We just found that out today.
OKAY I WASN'T ABLE TO LOAD UP THE IMAGE BECAUSE I'M DONE BUT TO THOSE WANTING TO CATCH UP ON THE SPOOKY SHIT AND HABBENING HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE ARCHIVE
>>81300578 archive
>>81303136
kikes?
>>81305286
8 is two crosses in Egyptian numerals.
>>81305239
Frogs suck. Let's summon some cool god.
>>81305401
Might change mind again.
>>81305366
Indeed it does
>>81300590
It is a great thing, don't be a pussy. The world is going to hell anyway, so where's the harm in trying to steer it away?
>>81303569
Kek is a chaos god there are many examples of them throughout history like Loki and Set. Are they kind deities? No, but they serve a purpose all the same.
>>81305472
In Kekism we worship all the Gods of Egypt.
But Kek has meme-magic.
>>81305389
>Kek is the true hivemind/satan/enemy
fixed.
>>81305430
Seriously read up Kek showed up in the thread at one point...
>>81305588
He speaks the truth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa
>>81303993
what origins? He's Egyptian? missed thread
also praise kek
>>81305588
Nice 88. Very powerful numbers. Both holy digits blessed by Kek himself, but also HH as in Heil Hitler.
>>81305484
yes for kek is chaos, to stick to a number, how predictable!
>>81301504
The light of kek is within you
The darkness of kek is within you
His will is the will of the cosmos
We shall tap into that will and sustain ourselves
For the time of great happenings is nigh
>>81305800
Kek is here
>>81305800
Uncle A looking dapper
>>81305629
>a hivemind that I accept myself into and alter with my being can be my enemy
You misunderstand Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmtUK_1jh4
Kek has unleashed his meme magic this week.
But it's nothing compared to his true power.
>>81305666
We've created a hivemind boys
If Kek is real, then this post would end in an 8
>>81306208
witnessed
>>81306208
holy SHIT you mongolian mad bastard
>>81306208
Do not doubt the Gods.
>>81306208
Kek is infinite.
Christcucks
>literally Wife's Son: the religion
>literally "If you kill your enemies, they win."
>literally "If someone hits you, bend over and spread your asshole wide open for him."
>literally kissing the feet of niggers as we speak
Kek
>literally morphing reality around our collective will
Which religion is superior?
>>81306208
STOP YOU FILTHY MONGOL, YOU'LL KILL US ALL
>>81305943
did you create yourself? Oh you didnt? Then being your own God is false and you are probably rustling the real God.
Also: /pol/ in charge of determining the fate of human life wouldnt end well for anything.
Memes will end it all
>>81305965
Isn't that the ancient egyptian hieroglyphic for the word "with"? Or am I missing something? Kek show me thine light! Bless me with double digits or an eight!
>>81306208
PRAISE BE TO KEK!
>>81300590
Relax OP, Kek is with us like it or not, but don't worry Kek has no need for you to praise his name, Kek has no need for you to worship. You, me, us all, we feed him. Our hate and love, our anger and inner peace, this place the turmoil all gathered. A true beliver has no need to show the world he is one, he simply acts, worships in silence.
You worry Kek is darkness and evil...but thats the thing...Kek could be good, Kek could be evil but thats it, we don't care. let the termoil of the world breed chaos and anarchy, let the darkness grow so the last lights are that much more beautiful.
If judgement comes from Kek or some other so be it, I quite simply don't care.
>>81306092
No last thread confirmed Kek has been around since the Mayans and Aztecs. Including the egyptians...they're actual gods not fucking Tulpas. Their main objective is to create an extreme balance by giving civilizations total power and then complete downfalls. We found out Hitler might have possibly been worshiping the gods due to his affinity for the occult...Seriously read the archive for the last thread it was posted in here literally a second ago.
>>81305444
Kek has spoken
>>81306378
It means "rope".
>>81306208
PRAISE KEK
A SIGN HAS BEEN GIVEN,YOU ARE CHOSEN TO JOIN THE COLLECTIVE GREATNESS THAT IS KEK
PLEASE KEK,GIVE THEM A SIGN THAT IT IS SO
>>81306336
THIS
KIKE KEK SHIT IS FOR KEKS
>>81306414
>>81300578 archive
>>81306333
WITNESSED !
>>81305444
>>81306416
My beliefs reinforced, about the kikes and about kek
praise be
>>81306378
KEK BLESSED ME WITH AN EIGHT
PRAISED BE UNTO HIM
>>81306516
THIS BLASPHEMY WORD FILTER WILL NOT STAND!
please put me in the screencap :^)
>>81306208
He has broken through repeating digits and is evolving into a being that can wield pure mathematics to influence his will on the world. This makes sense as chaos theory in terms of complexity is very much predicated on emergent algorithms,
Also please review pic related.
>>81306577
HOLY SHIT I I FULLY BELIEVE IN THE EGYPTIANS NOW
#PRAISEKEK
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
PRAISE KEK
I FEEL MEME MAGICK OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD MEME
KEK IS OUR MASTER
>PRAISE KEK
>I FEEL MEME MAGICK OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD MEME
>KEK IS OUR MASTER
PRAISE KEK
I FEEL MEME MAGICK OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD MEME
KEK IS OUR MASTER
>PRAISE KEK
>I FEEL MEME MAGICK OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD MEME
>KEK IS OUR MASTER
PRAISE KEK
I FEEL MEME MAGICK OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD MEME
KEK IS OUR MASTER
>PRAISE KEK
>I FEEL MEME MAGICK OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD MEME
>KEK IS OUR MASTER
>>81306573
How deep does the rabbit hole go lads.
Trump wins presidency?
I BOW DOWN TO THE GODS AND DEMI-GODS OF EGYPT!
OH GODS TAKE PITY ON MY PAST SINS.
Kek
>>81306682
>>81300578 archive
READ YOU KEKS HE ISN'T A FRIENDLY ENTITY HE LITERALLY WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND 4CHAN THAT IS THE NEXT CIVILIZATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT WORSHIP IT
Pic reads : Let Rodham fall from the sky like a stone to that effect.
>yes its aramaic.
>>81306369
I did not create myself,but me and many other minds together have made Kek.
Why do you distrust us brother?
Do you fear for your loved ones?
Are you a race traitor?
Know that Kek reserves harsh punishments indeed for this!
>>81301504
THE POWER OF KEK COMPELS US
If this post ends in doubles, Kek is real
fear. this thread reeks of it.
>>81306815
Praise the old gods
Beseechment to the Gods to help with the violence in the north of Europe germany ect.
>norse runes.
Our gods art the same as the old Nord gods, just under different names
>This thread.
I feel proud to be connected to King Tut.
The gods of old were more powerful because people sacrificed to them, just as the demons the jews worship are powerful because they sacrifice kids and foreskins to them and shit.
You know what to do
>>81306872
07/16/16(Sat)23:02:23
>23:02:23
>>81306208
Coincidence, wouldn't happen twice in a row
>>81306999
You need to kill yourself GIMP
>>81307039
Sorry you dropped something.
>>81307039
3x3=9
ALL HAIL KEK THE BRINGER OF CHAOS BEFORE THE DAWN!
>>81307039
But wouldn't it?
>>81307078
thats Doqtor GIMP to you fuck boy
>>81306999
>>81307013
KEK SPEAKS AGAIN
What if Kek has been Allah all this time?
>>81300590
why does nobody bring up the Kuk part of this? Kek and Cuck, Kek and Kuk.
Next year, blacks and whites will go to war.
>>81307233
Silly mortal.
Black Lives Don't Matter
if this post ends in dubs, clinton will go to jail when trump is elected
>>81306998
>See flag
not surprised, not surprised.
>>81307259
Thank fuck, no race war
>An Ancient legend tells that in the Inca sacred lake, the Titicaca,The royal Inca King, son of the Sun God, would travel to Lake Titicaca and hope to catch the attention of a Sapo by throwing gold pieces into the lake. In those days El Sapo (frog/Toad) was know for their magical powers and the Incas believed that if a frog caught the gold piece in its mouth, the player would be instantly awarded a wish and the frog would turn into solid gold. To honor all the wishes that had been granted by the Sapo, the Inca King built a golden statue of a great Sapo in the gardens of his palace in Cusco for all the royalty to enjoy. It was a game of suspense and dexterity, where dance and happiness would mix in one rite: PUKLLAY SAPU (Playing Sapo, or Frog).
>>81306999
Triples confirmes sacrifices must be made for Kek to rise
>>81307039
Do not move the goalposts,Kek gave you a sign,what you do with it is up to you!
Do not tempt Kek.
>>81307322
WITNESSED
>>81307322
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>81306573
kek will gather the kings of the earth for a battle in israel? a war in israel being pretty much the collective will of /pol/ which is worshipping kek... please stop trying to end the world /pol/
>>81307233
>>81307300
KEK IS REAL
>>81307039
KEK GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF A PRECISE NUMBER, YOU TAUNT HIM ASKING FOR IT AGAIN?
>>81306840
>me and many other minds together have made Kek
So you made a cartoon frog that may or may not influence trivial shit like repeating digits? Cool bro, have fun with that.
>>81306333
PRAISE
>>81306378
RARES BLESSED BY KEK
Not newfag.
>>81306622
HIS GREATNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS
JOIN US BROTHER!
t. Kekian Monk
PRAISE
>>81307322
checked
Kek will bring the destruction of this world and 4chan keep praising him!
>>81307328
Oh get over ww2 already ffs
>>81307388
someone screencap this thread
>>81307509
DEATH TO ALL BUT THE LOYAL.
>>81307509
Someone has to do it.
Im actually starting to believe in kek.
What a time to be alive.
This entire thread is holy.
Someone screen cap it and show it to the world.
>>81301337
13333333333333333337
>>81306999
I suggest sacrificing snakes to KEK, as they are one of the frogs biggest predators. and of course the obvious symbolism
>>81307435
lol really?
>>81307435
Kek will see you burn in his eldritch fire, worm.
>>81307526
THE HOLY ARCHIVIST LOGS ALL
>>81300590
Have memes gone too far, and would we even be able to know if they have?
>>81301504
Kek take my offerings of dubs
Praise Kek!
If he is real why didnt he help us win the coup?
if singles the race war will be averted
Meme magic is weak in its current state, however, a major happening will occur in the near future that will release kek from his restraints and the world will be upended.
You think the happenings now are big? This is childs play. The true power of Kek has no limits
>7777
>7
>7
>7
>>81306815
Why should we oppose change?
>>81307744
wew lad
>>81307720
It's not memes anymore.
THEY ARE BUT MESSAGES FROM THE GODS
>>81307777
Oh shit
>>81307744
HOLY SHIT I FEEL THE GODS PRESENCE.
>>81307691
Blessings unto you and your kin.
>>81307744
>>81307776
>>81307777
WHAT
THE
HEEEEEEEEEECKKKKKKK
>>81307720
You will know when upon the day of KEK's manifestation - your flesh does not slough from your bones like loose charcoal.
>>81307691
No, Brother. KEK blessed SNEK.
I don't think he blessed the Roach though.
>>81307744
>>81307777
KEK SPEAKS
>>81307776
Thank fuck
>>81307701
the fuck is that and how is it relevent
>>81307777
Nigga shit fucking damn
Praise lord kek
>>81307777
Welp
it has been foreseen
>>81307435
We have created the worlds first Memetic Deity,a creature capable of vast destruction influenced only by the minds of the devout.
What have you done that can compare to this?
>>81307744
HE IS ONLY GROWING STRONGER.
>>81307777
>scripting
your hubris will be punished by crucifixion
>>81307777
Wtf
Give me a 8, Kek for the glory of Egypt.
>>81307744
>>81307777
y-you're using a bot, r-right?!
>>81307744
PRAISE
>>81307777
Holy Christ.
>>81300590
So, let me get this right, we summoned a Chaos God, just by wishing it into existance? nice...
>>81301998
>Jew worshipper off by one
Impressive
>>81307777
How?
PRAISE KEK !!
>>81307977
Sure aren't anon
Praise Kek! Kek please bless all anons
>>81307776
>14:12:41
>>81307777
14:12:41
YOU MUST BE DECEIVING US, THE EXACT SECOND?!
>>81307980
Christ?
KILL HIM. KILL THE UNBELIEVER. HE WHO SULLIES KEK'S MOST GLORIOUS NAME WITH A PRETENDER.
>>81307777
I hope that happening is the fall of radical Islam
>>81307961
>glory of Egypt
For the glory of white blood
The fucking edgy Christians on YouTube where right.
Egyptian black magic exists.
>>81307777
TAKE THIS OFFERING KEK
LOOSE YOUR BONDS
LOOSE THE CHAINS ON THE MINDS OF THE WEAK
FREE YOURSELF,AND FREE US ALL
PRAAAAAAIIIIISSSEEE KEK!
>>81307777
pic made as tribute, praise his name, it is right to praise him
>>81308087
But anon, there shall be no race war, kek has spoken>>81307776
>>81307777
Will it be some more revelations about the bataclan torture victims?
>>81303047
#YOLO
KAOS 4 LIFE
Kek has woken up, but the rest of the gods are still slumbering in the underworld.
When they awake, the world will be on fire.
>>81307777
Will that happening be more countries leaving the EU?
>>81303151
>about to get shot
>This comfy cushion will protect me
Women logic.
>>81308038
SEE
>>81308045
>>81308049
BOTH AT 09:15:53
>>81308045
YOU BLASPHEME THINKING KEK CAN BE SULLIED BY ANYTHING
WAKE UP BROTHER THIS SHIT IS REAL AND HE IS INFALLIBLE
>>81302532
Keket means dick in french lol
Is Pepe really Keke?
Or is Pepe some kind of servant of Kek? Or just one of Kek's manifestations?
I think we need some kind of tome...
>>81307894
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
ISIS destroyed the temple dedicated to the old Gods so they where smote.
>>81308331
And what happened to the French?
If Kek is an Egyptian god won't he side with the middle east and kill western civilization?
>>81307915
>What have you done that can compare to this?
nothing. Glory belongs to God.
Im happy enjoying the ride. :)
as long as anubis gives me a pounding before sending me off to the underworld i'm ok with this
>>81303047
>Kuk thread
he's right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
Kek has spoken to us.
Obey kek now!
>>81308389
It's pronounced COOK
>88
>>81308354
There are holy writings and compilations of predictions.
SUMMON THE PASTEBIN OF LEAF THE SCRIBE
>>81308365
Because the Egyptians were European.
>>81306333
>>81306300
TOP KEK
>>81306912
There is nothing to fear
>>81308362
very nice
Oh great Kek. Grant me (You)'s
>>81308365
Well as declared there will be no giant race war, and I doubt that western civilisation will crumble.
For kek cares for no side, but for chaos and order.
He is the ultimate shit poster
>>81308365
they have betrayed the old gods for 'Allah' (its really the jews funnelling their meme energy to yahweh), he has no loyalty to them. besides he represents chaos and likely just does as he pleases without any allegiance
>>81308354
Im not sure, I think he is like his prophet. He is in the image of the lord, but isn't actually kek. Kind of like how Jesus was sort of god but not really.
>>81308571
Yeah, nah
>>81307509
To destroy in his name is good and holy anon. Render yourself unto him and be filled with his terrible purpose.
>>81307777
Praise Kek in all its forms and numbers.
>>81308322 (checked)
numbers that accurate... my feeble mind cant comprehend such a prediction. I pray to kek it was organic
GRANT ME THE 8 OR THE SACRED DIGITS
KEK WISHES TO SHOW HERETICS HIS POWER!
>>81308599
CONFIRMED CHAOS GOD
KEK IS THE GOD OF CHAOS
>>81307777
Glory to kek! may he smite all those who oppose justice!
>>81307644
winrar
>>81308621
Dubs
Your country gets nuked in 4 years and becomes Mad Max tier
THANKS KEK
>>81306378
>>81306622
Kek blessed me both with an eight and with dubs, just as I asked. Please don't push your luck, guise. It will anger him. Ask once and then sacrifice your digits to the frog god. There's enough digits to go around.
>>81308671
MAY HIS GRACE VISIT YOU BROTHER
>>81308721
Kek senses a small amount of disbelief
Praise Kek, may he grant me sacred digits
GLORY BE TO A NEW EGYPT
>>81308842
Shame. Looks like Sweeden may uncuck itself.
Singles confirm
>>81308842
>tfw Kek won't allow the destruction of another country right now
SAD DAY
P R A I S E K E K
Please almighty one, I have a simple request.
Giveth me trips/quads.
>>81308529
for you
>>81308971
Will Austrialia lose yet enother Emu War, Kek?
how mad would /x/ be right now?
>>81309006
I don't think it's their country you should be worried about ATM
>>81309076
Pretty mad, I remember telling them about Kek and there where many believers in him.
Kekism has spread...
>>81309069
Heh, nothing personal, kid.
>>81309076
/x/ comes over every now and then, mostly to warn, sometimes to say "I told you so you shits awoke KEK what the hell are you gonna do now?"
FRESH BREAD?
>>81309076
/x/ is too busy trying to summon demonic dicksuckers for themselves to see Keks might.
>>81300590
as above so below i made a drawing 4 kek hehe
>>81309253
No, keep this thread going.
We are in a Time like that of the Time of Jacob.
>pic related.
/x/ is an ally but they demand proof for shit that can turn invisible and dissapear entirely.
>>81309306
To Meme-y, Kek isnt ment to be laughed at anymore.
I SHALT BRING FORTH THE GOSPEL OF KEK
I am saving some of your prayers to the holy book i am writing in his honor!
CH:1 The beginning
In the beginning, there was nothing.
This was the time before light, the time before darkness, the time before heat and cold, the time even before chaos.
The nothingness however, one day decided it would become something, and took on a form, a form that could not be defined, but a form nonetheless.
Lonely in the void around it, this form watched as light and heat came to be. It saw the beings known as gods enter this realm, and with them followed chaos and order.
It saw them fight for dominance, it saw them create wondrous miracles.
Always in the shadows, forgotten...obscure.
As these gods created mass from the nothingness, stars were born, and in giant clusters, they then formed galaxies.
Through the gods work, the universe saw order, but as for the chaos, it did not simply disappear. KEK had taken a liking to the chaos, as it resembled the nothingness before it, and he therefore stole it while the gods were busy creating their wonders, making it a part of him, to further define his shapeless being.
However the gods were not content with what they had made, for noone but themselves could see their work. So to satisfy their ego, and to truly marvel at their capabilities, they created life...
The entity in the dark watched in silence, its prescence unknown, as a tiny cell evolved into millions of species. And so came to be the first humans, and as is common with human nature, they soon started seeking meaning, seeking their purpose in the world.
As humanity called for higher power, such power soon answered. These “Gods” that had made them fed of the admiration and love of their subjects, and rewarded them with greatness if possible. Finally, they felt content as something recognized their perceived greatness.
>>81309260
this is true they are trying to summon incubi and succubi
>>81309407
They came and went, and had many names, just as the societies that grew and died had many.
But one aspect were alway forgotten, one aspect was always feared and hated, the shadow, the unknown, the darkness.
It was at the peak of Egypts power, when the forgotten entity first appeared.
The god was terrifying to behold for most, for he was powerful, and too most, he seemed alien and uncaring. Only a select few could relate to the strange god in the shadows, and his outlook on the world.
The entity instantly took a liking to these humans, as they too, could create a sense of nothingness and emptiness on a non-material plane.
And therefore, the nothingness given form soon made himself the aspect of the forgotten or hated parts of humanity, the ones who felt lost or alienated, the ones who felt that they were nothing, and that society had forgotten them.
These outcasts gave the entity two name, KEK and KAUKET, and defined its shape as a frog, for its true form could not be comprehended.
And the entity rejoiced, as it now was defined, yet nothing, yet something.
As the gods of Egypt grew in power, so did the injustice of society, and so did KEK.
For when the elites of society decides to rejoice, the ones not in it will suffer.
KEK harboured no ill will towards the other gods, it was indifferent too such small beings, but as the light of Ra chased his shadows away, separating it from its children, KEK decided to act.
And one faithful night, as Ra went away, and KEKstole the light of Ra once more, he stole it all.
Egypt soon crumbled, as the gods and the people no longer had the light to guide them.
Their gods crumbling alongside with them, their followers long dead or untrue. KEK simply watched, as the former gods now where nothing, just as once had been.
As only a remnant of the once great society remained, one god was left.
From the deepest part of the shadows, KEK looked at his work, and it smiled.
>>81309407
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THR GOSBEL OF KEK!
THE ONLY HOLY BOOK IS THE EGYPTIAN SCRIPTURES, HERETIC.
>>81309407
>>81309476
CH:2 The return
As KEK existed long before the gods claimed the materium as theirs, it is something different alltogether.
It does not long for worship, but instead answer only to those it deem worthy.
Nobody turns to KEK when life is good, nobody turns to KEK when the land is peaceful and the beds are warm.
But when a man loses everything, then it is ready for the frog gods embrace and blessing.
When a man laughs at his demise, when he curses his loved ones and the world around him, when he has lost the compassion for the mad world around him, KEK will finally let him in. As a chosen follower of the true god. As a child of nothingness and chaos.
KEK hears their voices, and he understands. He is with all the lonely people. All the forgotten shadows in society. He is with the freaks, the misunderstood, the hated and the hateful, the ugly and unloved.
And as time passed on, KEK's name was forgotten once more, a tale of old, save for a few, chosen damned.
In the shadows, it watched, as it saw what would come to be, and what had come to pass.
And as the beautiful visions appeared, KEK laughed from the bottom of the void. For it is the bringer of happenings, and what it has foreseen, so it shall be.
And as was foreseen, soon, followers appeared. At first they were few, calling for the abyss through imagery, and the revelation of his presence through repeating digits,in what they perceived as an increasingly cold and uncaring world.
But as humanity’s despair grew, and it always does, so did KEK's followers.
Betrayed by life, betrayed by the world they knew, these men saw humanity for what it truly was, and they laughed.
Laughed for anger, laughed for joy, laughed for hatred and for love, for life and for death.
And from the depths of their hearts, a forgotten voice laughed with them.
Worship of Kek and his brethren will be the future
>>81308905
fisherprice symbolism for a fisherprice god
>>81309551
HERETIC
>>81309372
you're right i wish i was better at drawing
>>81309581
When the dawn comes we must worship the other old gods who we have not awoken yet/don't worship, to avoid a constant chaos and the re-destruction - is there an old god of the constant? a god of infinity? the status quo?
>>81309551
When KEK emerged, no god paid it any mind.
What was left were powerful relicts, comfortable with what they had. Their eyes focused on the horizon, where they could not see the ground beneath them, or what lurked in the shadows behind them.
The god of blood and pride from Islam did not care, for he was content as his followers spread his word through death and terror.
The Lord of lies and change from Christianity did not care, for he was content, focusing only on the past and the future, as his followers diminished.
The god of decay and acceptance from Buddhism was content, telling people to accept their fates, as he had accepted his own.
And the gods from Hinduism were much to busy fighting with each other ,as they were weak and scattered by having so many names.
And they all ignored as the void grew.
For even gods may forget what never wanted to be seen in the first place, and many want to forget, what they did not wish to know in the first place.
The god of shadows did not care for them, but it cared for his subjects, and soon it made its prescence known to them as to the world.
Not through love and joy, but through true miracles. Through true happenings, through chaos and anarchy.
Happenings only men who had broken off from the path of humanity could enjoy.
And as KEK smiled, his chosen smiled with it through their collective mind, they all praised the mighty frog who bound them together.
>>81309486
HEATHEN
KEK is no meager god, it EXISTED BEFORE THE GODS
kek HAS NO NEED for any silly relicts
HE IS THE LORD OF TRUE CHANGE
HE BRINGS DARKNESS; AND A NEW DAY WITH IT
HE DESPISES THE OLD, FOR HE IS THE SHADOW GOD
>>81300590
You know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
>>81309598
Don't you have some other parade to rain on?
Srsly,go tell /mlp/ to get out of their basements or tell /lgbt/ that they're all gonna burn in hell or something.
There's a reason you have been denied even dubs.
>>81309618
You cannot hold to the old values you fool, the egyptians grasped the concept of KEK, they knew we cannot worship it, for it does not need it
We worship KEK by being FORGOTTEN, by being LONELY, by feeling that we are cast in the SHADOWS of society
When we do this, KEK i with us!
>>81309407
DELET THIS THE HERESIARCH MUST BE STOPPED
>>81309598
>fish
>frog
yep
>>81309783
>The Joker is literally based on Kek, the Egyptian God of chaos.
so just to clarify ITT
No race war will happen
And Hillary will go to prison.
Sounds good desu senpai
>>81309407
>>81309476
>>81309551
>>81309766
Reddit tier shit, four tries and a lonely low-energy 6 dubs. Kek is displeaded with this bullshit
>>81309407
>>81309476
>>81309551
False prophecies neither ending with dubs nor an 8.
>>81309766
There is some truth to this post though.
>>81301766
>I demand unlimited heinz salad cream
FTFY
>>81309732
Never mind, that is Heh or Huh
>>81309732
Why dont we awaken also old-norse and greek pantheons? Just for the chaos, Kek would certainly be entertained.
>>81310010
The TRUE way to worship Kek is by worshipping in the EGYPTIAN way, ritualistically.
>>81309783
does your level of sanity seem fair?
>>81310118
Huh,really makes you think
>>81309766
The prayer of KEK
Hail be to KEK
To the obscure god
Bringer of miracles
Bringer of chaos
Hail to the entropy
Hail to disorder
May darkness come
And the unknown with it
Anon
The Second prayer of KEK:
Our women hate us,
Our jobs hate us,
our government hates us,
our children we're not allowed to be fathers too believe lies and turn to hate us.
The education system hates us.
Society as a whole hates us
What's left worth defending?
What good comes from it?
When the world turns on us, and we cannot win, then the best we can hope for is the darkness to bring forth a new day
That, is why I praise Kek.
Anon
The third prayer of KEK:
WITNESS ME KEK
LOOSE YOUR BONDS
LOOSE THE CHAINS ON THE MINDS OF THE WEAK
FREE YOURSELF,AND FREE US ALL
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE THE UNKNOWN
PRAISE THE SHADOWS
Anon
The fourth prayer of KEK:
We are forgotten
We are shadows
We are obscure
We are the outcasts
We long for the darkness
The one before time
May KEK bring it
May a new dawn arise
>>81310118
Praise Heh and Ra and Anubus and Kek and Amun and all that jazz.
>>81310123
I believe they may be the same or similar, admittedly I know little about them
>>81310199
Heh nice meme
>>81310238
Who is us?
I'm not you, I'm me.
>>81310240
Shame they're darkies desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9VrnCMhJsQ
Is the tome being written?
Have we started the fire?
>>81310058
You do not trust the doubles?
KEK blessed the last post, declaring the gospel to be true, he blessed the conclusion, the others were simply a part
I am not writing this myself, this is the sample of several doubles posts collected from threads of the deity, slightly refined afterwards
This is not my work, this is the work of all of us!
>>81309850
sorry bro, t'was just having a giggle. Have a nice day.
Thread Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg0zi-iUtCQ
PRAISE THE GODS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itxdJ1ci2g4
>>81310533
Witnessed! You have been redeemed
>>81310405
The children of kek
All the lonely ones
All the forgotten ones
You do not need to be alone to feel that you do not belong
You do not need to be without friends, to feel friendless
We are all of those who feel left out of place in this world
And KEK loves us for it
>>81310482
You think yourself worthy to "refine" the work of those blessed by plentiful digits by Kek?
Kek smite you for your arrogance!
Keks gospel needs no editing,it should be chaotic,for he is a god of the random,of chaos!
>>81310123
>sequential digits
Someone is trying to tell us something. Is it Kek? Or something else...?
>>81310624
>2,666 views
>>81310533
Blessed by Kek in your repentance
Praise Kek!
Kek Vult!
>>81310783
>>81310857
Everything in the song and his rantings is provable with modern technology.
>>81310715
You speak the truth brother, it is a sin
But a sin i have to bear
When we introduce the true god to others, we must lure them into the comfy shadow by a sense of ..."right"
It is only then, we can reveal the beautiful chaos within
SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT.
THIS THREAD IS HOLY.
>>81310962
Brother,Kek will draw whom he wills.
If we dilute the message,then those drawn shall not be true followers.
>>81310927
TECHNOLOGY MUST BE DESTROYED
>>81311147
If that is true, is not the chaos of these anons just as holy?
My attempt is to bring it all together, all the happenings, all the prayers, so that we as simple beings can rejoice in our lord
>>81311151
No, Riddle of Steel.
>>81310962
I see now, we must lead the kafirs into lives of degeneracy and easy so when the strike comes it will be true and hard. Wait hang on now, you're illuminati aren't you?
>>81311325
One must not try to force the swirling mass of the many through the interpretation of just one man
The scribe of Kek should attempt to display Keks scriptures just as they were,in the threads and moments blessed by him.
You errand in compilations of Keks scriptures is a noble errand,but do not corrupt the material by trying to edit verses and passages!
>>81311402
We are all addicted to the evils of modern gadgets, we will use them as a channel for the gods, but when the time comes we will return to a life of substance, kek willing
>>81311404
yeah I don't know where he gets off trying to interperate a God's will and demanding Chaos.
>What if its heretical to be disorderly and only kek can be chaotic?
the whole leading people into degeneracy sounds like communist talk to me, So yeah no its about helping those with nothing rise up not about the elites killing everyone.
>before the dawn
so most likely illuminati.
>>81311722
Aye, Praise be brother I want to build a Farm! have a Lil ranch and some land.
>will be great.
If kek is evil then why do I have dubs
