Would you vote for her if she payed you $1,000?
it's paid, paco. but yes.
I'm going to vote for her anyway and I don't feel good about it. This would make it so much better.
Nope.
>>81294740
American integrity, limão. Your ease of corruptibility combined with your dumb as nails, uneducated and barely sentient population ensures that you will continue to be ass fucked by these world elite neocon scumbags forever, and the innocent citizens of Europe who want nothing to do with war are the poor bastards who have to pay the price for your incessant need to meddle in foreign affairs that have nothing to do with you.
I didn't used to hate the USA but browsing this board and learning about your politics made it so.
No because I'd just be respending that money on taxes under her reign. And plus under Trump I'd probably save that much (or more) on federal taxes.
>>81294618
i'd lie,take the cash and vote johnson
I'd do it for a cheeseburger and fries
This is why votes are anonymous. I'd take the money and vote who I wanted anyway.
Yea, she's gonna win anyways
>>81294618
>takes gibsmedats
>votes Trump
>>81295082
do you know how many burgers you could buy with $1000
>>81294618
Cash, right now yes
>>81294618
Considering I'm not a NEET or a nigger on welfare and she'd just take that back from my paycheck, I'm gonna have to pass on her offer.
>>81295058
Whatever Juan, she's going to ship you and your whole la cucaracha family over in a bus to vote gor her, you better not disappoint or papa trump's gonna build a wall and fling you back over the wall with his beaner catapult.
>>81294618
>being this poor
$1000 is fucking nothing.
>>81294618
Hell no. She would expand welfare and attempt a weapons ban. Both of which would cost me more. Now that's the rational argument. She mostly just sucks. Shes a terrible canodate. That's tge real reason
>>81294618
Yes.
Then report her for election fraud.
>>81295083
You retard the question isn't whether you'd take the money and run, it's whether you'd vote for her if she paid you. It's a simple yes or no question.
>>81294618
No
Maybe $10,000
1000 bucks? That's just a paycheck. Though I'd vote Clinton for 10k.
I think we all have a price of some sort, I like Trump but when you get into 'be debt free' amounts it becomes harder to MAGA.
Yea who gives a fuck 1000 bucks is 1000 bucks
Yea, one vote changes nothing.
>>81294618
>majority here says yes
>mrw
>>81294618
Why would I want $1000 of rope?
>>81294960
say that to my face toothless royalist. i'll rekt ya m8.
>>81294618
Nope
>>81295681
Majority said yes? Look up and count correctly, no wonder your economy is failing with those math skills...
I dont understand those who say no. Your vote will not affect the results so why would you not take the money?
>take Shillary's money
>vote Trump anyway
>spend her money on assault weapons
>>81296131
self-respect
>>81295492
I answered exactly what the question was. I would take the money and not vote for her. Because I live in reality, not in the head of some stupid 16 year old.
Yesh give me 1k$
>take the money
>vote Trump
>how will she know?
>say it was an accident if it somehow comes back to me
>mfw she kills me for betraying her
nope. she would have to pay me 5 grand at least
I live in California so my vote doesn't matter anyways.
>>81294618
No, but the bern victims would; good job today forher' staffer, go get your 25cant\h paycheck
>>81296499
Vote for Trump anyway, it's not impossible for him to win California since turnout is probably going to be dismal for Hillary.
>>81296100
Shut up, you're only here because money was part of the subject. Shouldn't you pick up pennies and dubs?
I used to like her...as a kid in the 90s...I loved her "I'm less embarrassed about Billy than I should be because I wouldn't be with him if I wasn't a kinky swinger" face she embraced as her new normal look.
Vote for her for $1000? I'd do horrible things for $1000 bucks if no personal repercussions. Vote for her for free? Fuck that. Damn tired of America apologizing for being America...negotiating deals where we get nothing in return economically, security wise, a fucking statue to show off....just a new dick in our ass in hopes we get to give them a reach around.
Sometimes a loud, cocky guy is needed. Someone to remind us that we have the largest military in the world, most influential financial markets, 2nd largest manufacturing base that SHOULD BE FIRST, and best looking actresses. We need Trump to remind the world and fellow citizens of the boobs we are capable of flashing...we need Hillary to keep hers hidden inside her pantsuit, before they radicalize more terrorists. (I'd still do her).
I would take the money and vote Trump.
Spend the money on ammo and a red dot optic.
Hillary can understand lying.
>>81294618
>take money
>vote for trump
>>81294618
Swing state or non-swing state?
Because if latter then of course, since my vote wouldn't count anyways.
>>81296885
is this pasta?
>>81294618
yes
if i didn't take it someone else would
>>81296885
But $1000 is basically nothing.
>>81294960
limão? fucking diaspora portuguese
>>81297159
how big is your mansion?
>>81297159
Neither are most votes
>Only 1,000
Bitch had best cough it up.
>>81297011
Not pasta. More a methed out rant. If you want me to keep ranting, I can prove it.
>>81296885
>best looking actresses.
lol is this a metric of being great now?
Most of the whores are either jewish, mexican, black or british anyway, and there are tens of thousands of better looking women in any major city that never get into acting because of (((nepotism))) and (((casting couch))).
hollywood is in america, of course american actresses are at the forefront of the world.
>>81294618
yes but only if I was american and poor as fuck.
>>81294618
Are you talking about Bolsa Familia?
she will first give you affirmative action and
GENDER QUOTAS
and after that she will give you Bolsa Familia
Enjoy diversity and immigration
>>81295095
Based on Trump's current lead, or just your gut?
>>81297159
even if you make 100k 1k for 1hrs work is well above your daily rate.
>>81297523
All good looking girls in the city are broke self-proclaimed Aspiring actresses. Every color, I don't care... I don't have a chance with them further than seeing their body double's double D's in movies.And... On women being a standard of our Influence... Compare the amount of Attractive people to ugly people On the most influential people in the world list. Yes, I know they're not all American, but they're mostly not ugly either. People are shallow motherfuckers.
>>81295878
>I will never have that beautiful of a family
Just kill me m8s
I'm cursed to having big booty, hairy armed, mustache having bitches
>>81294618
>Would you vote for her if she payed you $1,000?
of course i would, where do i sign up?
money up front though.
>>81294618
I would take the thousand and still vote for Trump... cuz I'm based af
Funnily enough we had a politician actually do that. Kevin Rudd. Gave everyone $1500 as an "economic stimulus". I worked at an electronics store and all week we had cunts coming in buying flatscreens. You'd go to the pub and the poker machine rooms were full of people. The bottle shops had record sales.
I will pay someone $1000 right now to film themselves taking a shit on a portrait of Hillary Clinton. Must be graphic.
>>81298287
My dad gambled it
Fucking school shirts with holes and shoes from spend less shoes cutting into my feet
Fuck Kevin Rudd
>>81294618
>not haggling her out to 5k
And you wonder why everyone calls you americucks
>>81294618
>give 1000$ once
>steal 10x more in taxes
and that's why learning math and logic is important
short term reward vs long term consequences
I'd take the money and vote for someone else, obviously.
>>81298372
Sounds like you should be typing "fuck my dad" m8
>>81298372
That sucks man. Mine bought me a laptop for school and the rest went towards the mortgage.
>tfw middle class
>>81298663
He could have made it for school supplies.
I'm white, think of all the abo kids, their parents would have gotten munted and chased spirits around the community for a week
>>81294618
i would go about in true hillary clinton fashion:
>accept the money
>say i'll vote for her
>find an online poll and vote for her there
>obligation fulfilled
easy 1000 USD. i'm voting for trump on november 8th, however.
Yes, I'm in Texas so she'd be wasting her Goldman Sachs money
i'm pretty sure Oprah literally did this for her employees and she gave them all a bonus and told them to donate half of it to the Chocolate Negro Messiah, Obama,'s campaign back then
>>81294618
I would take the money then vote for Trump. That should give her a taste of how it feels to be lied to.
>>81295134
Why isn't this a banner
1 grand? No.
10+ grand? Yes.
To many shills someone post trump photos.
>>81294618
>Would you vote for her if she payed you $1,000?
Say yes
Vote trump
Buy maga merch for the money
>>81294618
Even I was American I'd say no.
also, forum slide thread
>>81294618
Why vote for her and see America decay slowly into corruption and mediocrity when you can vote Trump and see America implode like that chink in Big Trouble in Little China?
>>81294832
>1 post by this ID
Assuming somebody else like this is still hanging around...
How do we change the minds of people like you?
I assume you are either blinded by ideology, and therefor a piece of shit. But if you're really such a liberal ideologue you either would have had your mind changed by now or left.
or
You SOMEHOW think Trump would be even worse than her. If this is the case, you must be ignorant of what kind of things Hillary really does. You must not have read her e-mails, and must not come around /pol/ very often.
I have not met a person who has a rational reason for supporting Hillary. Their reasons amount to
>"I always go with the Democrat (aka: I should be executed)"
or
>"I think Trump is too dangerous (aka: I'm ignorant and naive and my sources of information are leftist propaganda machines like MSNBC, CNN, Gawker, vox, politifact, Huffington Post, The Guardian, etc.)
>>81295455
mmmmmmmmmmm that looks very good. an egg would make it perfect
>>81294618
>wasting my vote (if I was american) for this bitch for mere pocket change
TOP GOY
>>81301483
Get a candidate that's not a piece of shit. I found myself moving further to the right last year. I quickly went back in the other direction. Trump was honestly the best candidate the GOP had. Scott Walker and Ted Cruz were far worse to me. I still don't trust the fucker. It's the lesser of two evils and honestly I think they're both fucking terrible.
Someone like Trump would be better to me if he didn't do so much pandering to the far right. I backed Bernie, obviously he didn't have a chance against Clinton and the Debbie Wasserman Schultz machine. I don't think Trump will get a fair deal either, but I'm not worried. I'll take the same old shit over the guy that wants to make Carl Icahn his treasury secretary.
I live in a state that's already going for Hillary, so sure.
I'm doing it for free :)
>>81302248
So you just have some ideological issues to sort out.
Being a lefty just means you need to get redpilled.
If you drifted right last year I'll guess it was because of the race baiting done by the leftist media, or the ridiculous stance that the left has taken on gun control, or the left's insistence that immigration from 3rd world countries is positive and not a detriment.
These things are obvious and will change a rational person's mind; many people on /pol/, myself included, were leftists before seeing these things.
But if you reverted because one man seems like a retard, that's just not right. You shouldn't base your political allegiance on the politicians but on the ideas.
The only thing I don't support is basing policy on religious doctrine. Otherwise, the right wing is almost entirely correct. The religious ideals of the right are far less dangerous than the pseudo-religious ideals of the left: egalitarianism and multiculturalism.
>>81303004
KEK
>>81303617
I'm anti Islam and I have mixed views on racial issues. I'm not exactly a big fan of most of the SJW types. I can't get behind the GOP's economic policies though.
>>81294618
I'd let her give me $1,000 then I'd vote for trump.
>>81303847
edgy dude
>>81294618
If I were in a deep red, or deep blue state...
I would do it.
However, I am in a swing state so no.
Also it is highly illegal... Then again if hillary is involved I guess I'd get a free pass.
>>81294618
I'd vote for her only if she stepped down.
>>81294618
>sacrificing your nation and the future of your people for one half of a mortgage payment
Holy fucking shit
Hell no
>>81294618
I'd take the $1000 and donate it to the Trump campaign then vote Jill Stein.
>>81295482
this
>people even changing their vote after being bribed
just take the money and run, not like she could find out, r-right?
>>81303829
>I'm anti Islam
if only there was a clear policy difference, like maybe if one wanted to import 55x as many rapefugees(including terrorist infiltrators) as the current dickhead who wants more terrorism, and the other one, I dunno, wanted to stop importing terrorists
>>81297194
>Only I can speak this language
Ok puta, gatumadre por favor, maricon
Oh sure, thanks to the cucks in seattle were going blue like always, so might as well. Tfw voting is pointless.
