>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>his burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later
>>81284119
So it was you
>>81284119
Why didn't you just steal his burger filthy gypsy? I'm sure you're quite good at it.
>>81284119
If a gypsy ever bitch slapped me i'd waste them with my .45
>>81284119
Kek your sexual fantasies sure are getting creative.
We have very good laws regarding self defence and extremely strict laws about desecration of hamburgers. You're lucky to be alive
>>81284119
I guess you're not content with only Europeans hating gypsies and you have to show Americans how bad gypsies are too
>>81284119
>visit romania
>
>>81284119
Go back to Moldova
>>81284119
He wont thank you later you dumbass gypsy shit, I hope your pathetic race dies out you aren't even european your some sort of god damned mutant cockroach race that crawled out of the diseased and plagued depths of pokol, I hope your shitty ass taped together log cabin burns and collapses. You just wasted a poor mans god damned fucking burger you wretched demon puppet, Do you really think, or ever thought in any point in time hes going to go "jeez wow, this really awakened me, I am going to go waste my calories at the gym" No, no normal person is going to do that, he probably contacted the security guard, and went and bought another burger, you dumb mutant spawn of satan.
>>81284270
>>81284119
He would have shot your slimey ass five times before the burger hit the ground.
Lrn2american you fuck.
>>81284119
well done based roman bro
now stop stealing my copper and fuck off my country
>>81284119
What are things that never happened for 1000, Alex.
Why so rude m8?
>>81284270
I do 100m in 10.7 seconds
>>81284119
ye I like bullying amerifats too
>be me 2 years ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a coleslaw sandwich sitting in his mobility scooters
>approach him from the side
>topple his scooter to the ground
>his amorphic blob of a body crashes against the ground in majestic waves
>tries to shoot me with a .45 auto but too diabetic to aim properly
>tfw he will thank me later
>>81284690
>.45 auto
Yes because people have those.
>>81284586
btw, just returned from vacation in Connecticut, didn't notice the famous american obesity, is it a meme or I was in a healthy state?
>>81285039
its a meme.
>>81285039
That makes no sense. You can go to Vermont and New Hampshire (right near Connecticut) and see the obesity as soon as you cross the border
>>81284671
>>81284690
>>81284497
>>81284119
>Why does no one like gypsy?
>people blame america for rape of Europe
>AMERICA IS WEAK WAAAAA
Welcome to our 4 dimensional chess. This time it's "how hard can we fuck everyone without getting up?"
>>81285039
Obesity is mainly in the southern states, along with poor education, poverty, incest, etc.
>>81285039
>>81285169
muh dixie lmao
why would anyone want to live in the south
>>81284198
this. guns don't care if you are fat.
BAI CACATULE CU REPOSTURILE TALE SA-TI IAU MORTII SI FAMILIA IN PULA
>>81285249
They were born there and are too poor/stupid to move to a real state.
>>81285356
Mars in mata sudistule
>>81285169
You will thank me later
>>81284119
might have believed it if it was any other flag
just end it
>>81284671
But can you outrun bullets, Gypsie scum?
>>81284119
Bullshit. You wouldve been shot like the filthy gypo you are.
visiting yuro's are always huge pussies so i doubt that happened. probably thought you'd get shot or something.
>>81288408
You can't reach for a gun after you crush your 400 pound body to the ground
