anyone pls? i can fluently speak deutsch and english. also cs student here know python,C and C++ . Pls help
Post feet
>>81281600
Fuck off. Stay and fight for your nation till the end
Heard that one before...
>>81281600
Post motel.
You reap what you fucking sow turkroach
>>81281600
Your ally in the east will take you in. Pakistan will take refugee
>>81281600
but youre a muslim
>>81281600
>i can fluently speak deutsch
Just calmly make your way to the German border and say Angela sent you.
>>81281600
Come to Mexico, senpai.
If you are a loser in your country, you will be a loser elsewhere. Istanbul offers millions of possibilities, many dream of settling there, retard. It's on par with London, Frankfurt and Amsterdam finance-wise.
>>81281600
so ur autistic, great just what everyone wants
>>81282046
No pendejo no quiero ver a estos salvajes cuando voy de visita a Mexico
>>81281805
This.
Why would we expect you to be patriotic over here when you've proven not to be in your home country?
>>81281600
Be honest, are you one of those faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMv_XPmvfQ
>>81281600
On a scale of Snow to Shitting Street, how white are you?
>>81282470
im same tier with Jon Snow from HBO show.
not shit skin not white either. middleish.
>>81281957
nah im atheist
>>81281600
Fuck you, roach.
>Queue the glorious "Woman and the Snake" bedtime story
>>81281600
R u feminine
>>81282197
>No querer ver salvajes en México
Te tengo malas noticias.
>>81281600
stay the FUCK out of europe
>>81281600
die roach
>>81281600
STAY WHERE YOU ARE YOU TURKNIGGER!
YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR NATION AND YET YOU WANT TO RUN?
>>81281805
This.
>>81282605
>Chance to fight for your country.
>Choose to flee.
No thanks, roach. My country has enough cowards.
>Take you in as refugee
>your son 20 years later can't get a white gf and goes postal and commits mass murder
How about no?
>>81281805
This.
Pic related.
>>81283207
y this pretty much
>>81281600
Berkay?
>>81282605
>I'm an atheist
Shame, if you applied for asylum in Sweden our muslim cock loving Migrant Board would have immediately given you permanent residency and provided you with an apartment and allowed you to bring your entire extended family over.
But since you're an atheist, intend to become well integrated, have marketable skills (We need C/C++ specialists, especially for embedded systems), you'll just have to go through the insanely difficult "normal" immigration & work permit process :^)
Although, you pretend to be gay you'd asylum. But then you'll get beaten/raped/lynched by the Syrians/Somalis/Iraqis/Aghans at the asylum housings.
>>81283252
>Implying there isn't plenty of whores who would mix with him
>>81281600
ok imma take you
well have to split welfare though
Just woke up, the coup failed? Why are roaches all wanting to leave? Should I learn more about this or is this not happening material?
>>81281600
for dubs you can come chill in america, just stay out of the inner city it's worse than where you're coming from
>>81282969
Pues almenos no importen salvajes the otros paises
>>81281600
>T*rkroach
Fight for your pathetic country subhuman filth.
>>81283544
thanks anon
>>81283889
I am not patriot or stupid faggot.Rather want to save my ass in this pathetic world.
>>81281600
>reks own country
>tries to flee like coward
get fucked Erdogen
>>81284003
Typical turkish mentality.
>>81284087
more like typical smart-human mentality you dumb fuck.
>>81284003
>Rather want to save my ass in this pathetic world.
>I'd rather mooch of someone elses success than to create my own
this is why the whole world hates arabs
>>81283536
Coup was textbook «How to fail a coup». So bad that people are theorizing this was an «inside job» by the intelligence agency to weed out the anti-erdogan and get the chance to purge them while seeming strong and resilient. And that this is why the rebels attacked the intelligence agency at the end for setting them up. (An interesting theory.)
Secular minded turks are realising that political literal islam is now in a stronger position than ever and erdogan will get the chance to further cement his power. They want to GTFO before it gets too islamy in that bitch.
>>81284352
Lol t*rkroach showing how atheists can be exactly like Jews (because they reject the Logos).
(((Smart people)))
>>81284511
a fucking leaf...
>>81281600
Well I can lend you a couch if you make it here m8. I can also get you a not too well paid job in IT consulting
try germany you kebab
can you prepare döner? if not btfo
>>81284430
Thanks for the quick recap Canuck bro.
>>81281600
convert to judaism and make alliyah senpai
>python
>c
>c++
Eh. If you can make kebab we might let you in.
>>81284873
as if we are not tolerant and diverse enough yet ;-)
>>81281600
We only take in Indians who write unmaintainable Java.
Sorry roach.
>>81281600
>implying you need to apply for anything to roach into Germany
You won't be safe from turmoil in your country, though. Everytime some happening happens (Turkey wins a football game for one, military putsch, whatever) they go batshit crazy and randomly wreck stuff in Germany.
>>81281600
To prove your worth write a sine table lookup using constexpr and templates only.
>>81287686
Fuck you, we have enough coders (and shitskins for that matter) as is in Austria.
Do you have a nice butt?
>>81281600
we don't need more turkish traitors
>>81281600
post nudes
>>81281600
Siktir git korkak pezevenk.
>>81284003
small nation mentality tbqh
>>81284003
>nah im atheist
Were you hoping for a full on coup?
>>81281600
>python, C and C++
Everybody knows that.
Next.
>>81287843
>says with germen flag
nice try , why you dont come here and i go berlin?
post dick and i will consider it
>>81281600
the only refugees we should allow are attractive women
>>81281665
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>81281600
>anyone pls? i can fluently speak deutsch and english. also cs student here know python,C and C++ . Pls help
>>81282217
What 1st worlders don't understand is that there is no reason to be patriotic in a shit country. There can be no pride for a nation that only fucks up.
>>81281600
>cs
CE masterrace represent.
>>81288508
^ what he said.
>>81281600
Convert to Judaism ,act as if you actually care about and then after you get accepted to Israel simply stop with all that crap.You won't belive how many non-Jew Russians got away with this.
>>81281600
Pretend to be syrian, go in with the rest of the migrant flood, and most importantly, don't rape women.
>>81281600
STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU FILTHY BROWN COCKROACH
>>81289133
If he doesn't rape women then the Germans will think something is fishy and send him back.
>>81281600
Wellcome.
Just choose southern cities like Astrakhan because Moscow is overpopulated.
>>81281600
ah what the hell come here faggot, all the rich middle easterners come to college here anyway
>>81284003
Don't listen to others they're pussies if they were in your situation they'd be the same.
>>81288508 best reply I've ever seen
>>81288508
we have a special breed of patriotism here, it's about muh heritage and hating the government for being megacucks to the west
>>81288508
How the fuck do you think the West became so GOAT in the first place? People fucking fought for it. Even when we were a backward shithole the Romans could barely be bothered conquering.
Can someone take me in too.
Ukraine is falling apart, russia too. I'm, living in crimea, cut off of a lot of things due to sanctions on crimea. I hate this idiots who are ready to suck and lick everything russian related, we are becoming poor month by month. At some point ukraine will want to take over crimea back and even will have resources for it, russia won't give it. And here i am, between shit and piss.
Preferably to marry some america qt, i probably would give her part of my salary and fuck her good, so that she wouldn't regret.
>>81281600
Whats your durka level?
>>81290502
You fucking lone-traveling single males swarming the West are a fucking cancer. If you are not an Ukrainian beauty stay in your own fucking place.
>t. somebody who fled from a country with 20% surplus of men from third world immigration, which is demographically dangerous enough even if it was not for shitskins
My brother is in Turkey. And my family keeps begging him to come home. His response? "No I have to finish my work"
Why are you such a coward Op?
>>81281600
>python
>c++
Denied. You deserve to burn for wasting your time with toy languages.
>>81291611
Better than people who produce an inefficient and unmaintainable mess in an attempt to outsmart the compiler like >>81287686
who doesn't know sin(constant) is evaluated at compile time automatically.
>>81281600
who doesn't
and nope
There isn't any work
>>81281600
Can you travel to say Germany and then ask for refugee status?
Or better yet just be like all the mexicans (everyone south of the border if a mexican) and cross into the USA. (then again it is mighty dangerous with the cartel head hunters running around)
>>81281600
No more booze and condoms for you Kemal!
>>81281600
No fuck off roach stay in your shithole country
>>81282605
Just start walking, eventually you'll reach Germany
>>81281600
you can come here if you bring me a qt turkish gf
>>81281922
There you go. Head east.
>>81284394
Turks aren't Arabs you subhuman. It's like calling Swedes Slavs.
>>81290422
>How the fuck do you think the West became so GOAT in the first place?
Outbreeding.
>>81293468
>>81293592
>t. assblasted turk
haha *looks at flag*
>>81281600
Schleich di, Sandafferl.
Come over here with me in California, nobody'll give a rat's ass about your expired visa. But you will have to actually work in the fields or landscaping or something.
>>81294394
i'll zuk yo dik
>>81290502
do you have a cute sister
>>81289461
Fuck you roachnigger if you fight your shitskin hordes and king roach we'll stop calling you cockroaches and you'll be able to look your grandchildren in the eye and tell them you did something worthwhile in your godforsaken life!
>>81281600
fuck off
build your own nation roach
>>81281600
You can come here, it's ok OP.
>>81281600
Come to Germany please :3
>>81295410
will you give us ficki ficki?
I love all the fags saying "omg fight for your country". Yeah, grab a gun and get killed, so that in 3 or 4 years some jew in tel aviv or new york changes a speck of his plan, everything changes and all will have meant nothing and you might as well have saved your ass
>>81287494
Can i come?
>>81281600
wieso kannst du deutsch?
>>81282217
>>81283170
>>81283207
majority of country is islamist jihadist isis supporters. if you go out on the street and even say erdogan is a idiot you get beheaded.
>>81281805
It's already over, the roaches won.
>>81292083
Fair enough, you can expel that guy to turkey and take in the roach in exchange.
Ok You can come to Sweden you cute refugee. I hope youre well trained
>>81281600
Erdogan?
>>81281600
How old
I work at a web ad business in a comfy beach town here in Aus. If you're a qt white kebab you can come here and live on my couch rent free until you get a steady income
You have to wash my dishes though
Only if you're not a dirty muzzie poof tho cunt
>>81281600
But do you know what a Finite State Machine is?
>>81282082
>It's on par with London, Frankfurt and Amsterdam finance-wise
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>81282082
>>81299246
Allow me to elaborate. London alone has a greater GDP than ALL OF TURKEY COMBINED. It's not even an exaggeration. So kindly turkroaches crawl back under your fucking rock and just fucking kill yourselves.
>>81281600
So do I, and I don't need the competition from a cochroach who will do a shitty job maintaining a codebase for cheapo
Why would you learn German while living in Roachistan ?
Aside from pleading asylum when you want that ficki-ficki.
>>81284003
You sound like a real asset.
Stay the fuck away from Europe.
>>81281600
MUSLIM?
>>81288346
THIS, roachfugees not welcome
