>Coup d'état happens in your country
how fucked are you?
>Coup d'état in England
It'd never happen, the majority would be too busy crying on social media about their problems instead of doing something about it.
fairly fucked
>national guard armory in my city
>the strategic importance of the area and presence of soldiers turns the city into a warzone
my apartment also makes a good snipers nest so thats something
>coup in the USA
Can't really happen in my country... people are too comfy here
>>81248545
this
>>81248034
It wouldn't be possible. The country is too large for the military to enforce its order.
Not to say it shouldn't happen. Obama is shit.
I'll be fine. I have plenty of canned food, coffee, beehives, guns, gardens, vehicles and property for a small army.
>>81248034
>coup in mexico
>all the mexican states take advantage of it and leave the mexican identity
>>81248545
Just wait.
>>81248034
>military industrial complex taking over the government
Welcome to the United States of Lockheed-Martin. We'd give you a tour, but the NextGen(tm) tour bus went overbudget and the door malfunctions when it crosses city boundaries.
>>81248737
We don't really do coups. We will only have long bloody civil wars
>>81248034
Depends on who's doing the coup and how successful they are.
>>81248404
Almost happened in 1974 to Harold Wilson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6v1VxB5Lss
>>81248404
nobody owns a gun in crumpet-land
>>81248034
lol.
>>81248034
>implying we have an army
i dont even live in the capital so nothing will hapend to me
>>81248034
Loving it since I know which side the military is on
White American living in the Midwest. Would bug out and join up with a white enclave and shoot any nugget than came within range.
Would be comfy af
Are you guys retarded or just pretending to not understand the difference between a coup and a revolution or civil war?
>>81248404
it would be cheating since i have superpowers
Can we get a Nork in here?
HAHAHAHAHA
Depends if JTF-2 is involved.
>>81249207
The military will fracture due to being racially diverse. Shitskins will almost invariably side with the government whilst many of the Whites will side with the rebels.
>>81248034
So it probably would be nationalists trying to take back germany? It'd be fucking great if you ask me.
>>81249406
We'll never know unless we smell maple syrup.
>coup d'état in my shithole
Lel I'd probably be participating in it. Going to the streets and fighting pro-government cucks.
>>81248034
well leadership spills happen all the time
but otherwise a coup is pretty much unthinkable here
>>81249258
I'd watch the show from my house in the country, have a perfect view of the town but there's no niggers within a 10 mile radius of it so...
The whole world is fucked.
>>81249321
Seems like theyre assuming the coup would inevitably lead to a civil war.
>>81248034
Pretty chill I guess.
Fucked?
Not at all, I'd join in.
>>81248034
really fucked, since i work in a security related goverment agency.
>>81248927
Basically this.
It's already happening.
speak english faggot
>>81248798
>Malinchismo: 1. m. Am. Actitud de quien muestra apego a lo extranjero con menosprecio de lo propio.
Cuck
>>81248927
This probably has to do with high vs. low levels of centralisation in government power. Capturing Whitehall and Parliament would, along with strangling some of the key logistical points around he country, effectively disable the UK government. This wouldn't be possible in the US.
What's going on, eh?
>>81248034
>coup d'etat
>Australia
Nobody even knows who the government is currently anyway. Very few people care.
>>81249776
It seems to me they're assuming a coup IS a civil war or a revolution
Unlikely to happen but would likely make China split into factions like during the civil war. Airbase in my city but it would be unlikely to get bloody I think.
>>81249791
>wanna depose the goverment bru?
>aw yeah nah
>>81250122
The only thing Australia will have are race riots.
>>81249522
Every time your country starts some shit it becomes smaller.
>>81249321
You obviously don't understand niggers. If even for a moment there was no police/ authority to keep them in line they would riot en masse. Look at Baltimore and Ferguson. Any momentary lapse spirals out of control.
The coup would never succeed and would be laughable, but in that brief moment of confusion the niggers would riot
I live in a military city so it depends who wins
>>81248034
Live near, but not in DC.
Have a good view of the Capitol from my balcony.
I would probably hear the combat in the city before it hits the news.
I'd probably grab some clothes and supplies real quick then try and get on the road out of town before the military shuts the highways down.
As long as I have a live feed, I dgaf
We have a tiny army and a spread-out nation. Any attempt by the military to take control would fall apart in hours - there's just too much land to control, and no political faction that would really want one. Even if they did, the sheer level of petty regionalism that Canadians love to exhibit would lead to a coup being rejected out of hand as some kind of centralizing scheme.
>>81248034
surrender after 5 minutes only to realize we're not a real country
hmmmm
cross into canada because i could care less about the war, live in nunavut and stay comfy for the next 30 years of my life (probs)
>no army
If it were to happen, sure I'd go loot shit and/or riot. Shit's unbearably boring around here most of the time.
>>81250482
KEK
>>81248034
it would fail hard
>Obama enacts martial law after blm chimpouts
>We R Kangz now
>Military coup
>People regain the White House
>>81248034
Hardly worse than Bachelet desu.
>>81249522
As a general rule, people who want a military coup are usually the first ones to be shot in the military coup. Have fun when the right-wing coup starts liquidating political social media users, and then more fun when French tanks crush your body under their treads while the German soldiers try to use the broomsticks they've been issued because your military cannot afford guns.
>>81248034
if the soldiers start gunning down socialists I will probably try to help them
It's already happening, in a sense. I'm mildly fucked, but things don't look like they will escalate to soldiers on the street levels of happening. Worse that can happen is getting stuck with an incompetent, corrupt government until 2018, when we get to pick new corrupt, incompetent leaders.
>>81248404
>It'd never happen
The 1 tank our military has disturbs Michaels golf game withe the US ambassador and Enda
Sorry bhoys, it was for de craic
I've lived through three coups and a failed coup attempt, and the only thing they changed is that I returned home early (or didn't leave home that day).
>>81248034
Again fucking hell.
I did not live that but i know that it was shit
frankly i wish our country would have one just so i could hopefully get killed in the crossfire
>>81248034
I think the States would tell the military junta to eat shit, and loyal forces would put the perpetrators into the ground, because the military is too large for a small group of traitors to co-opt it.
I don't think fucking with Americlap patriotism is very wise tbqh.
>>81249701
Also, I work at Triple K Mfg. Co. which produces magazines and holsters, so I can help out my white friends if a chimpout of military happens.
>live in 40% white city, with D.C. and Baltimore next door
I'm fucking dead
>>81250930
The French military is more likely to have a anti-muslim happening than the German one.
>Here a knock on door
>It's some mounties
>"Eh bud, we're going to go kill Justin T. And we were just wondering if yoo'd like to join us, eh?"
>"No thanks, friend, I'm aboot to make some awful canadian bacon"
>"aw alright. You have a good day, eh"
>>81248806
there's nothing to wait for burger. canada is the the only country where multi-nationality works. come here and see for yourself. our brown people are more anti-muslim than our white people.
>>81248404
BIN
>>81251421
Took me a minute. I see what you did there.
>>81251999
That's only because we don't have a lot of them, yet. Just look at how it's gone in any other country. The mudslimes are always bros until they start becoming a significant portion of the population.
>>81250465
>Coup happens, Ottawa is taken
>Vive le Québec libre!
>Maritimes separate and become their own little shithole
>Toronto is already a shithole
>Vancouver becomes Hong-Kong (moreso than before)
>The Prairies light on fire, again
>>81248034
Fucked? I'd gladly take part if it ever comes to this.
>>81249484
>he doesn't understand how the US military works
i would join the coup fuck you fbi
>>81251999
You're retarted it's already a hell hole here in Ottawa.
>The great anglo/franco war has begun
>Anglos too busy being cucks to win
>Le Canada is now ruled from Québec city after a successful Régis Labeaume coup
I'm okay with this
What group exactly is trying to do the coup? I can't imagine any relevant group trying to take power in the US, if it was just a group trying to kill Obama then it wouldn't matter.
>>81248034
A coup is just a simple change in government for a while, and it would only affect those who are deemed a terrorist/subversive by the new administration. I have it on good authority that most of the "disappeared" were involved in bombings and pretty heavy stuff, and if you were a regular person you wouldn't be affected by it.
So to answer your question: Not fucked at all.
>Quebec province
>Literally live in a town of 8000 persons
>No guns
>No crazy people
>The majority of the population are old
>Literally calm
Meh.
>>81248034
>Grab my knife
>Run at armed police forces
>They all surrender
>Go to Buckingham Palace
>About to burst in
>Suddenly liz bursts out with a machine gun
>Mfw she started it
>Mfw she did it to seize controll
>Coup d'état last one or a few days
>Then everything is like usual, everyone attends to the football!
>The country's still fucked up
Everyone here complain about our current state, but no one do shit to fix this piece of shit country.
>>81251821
>no one says "soory"
0/10 shit story sempai
>>81252539
maybe if you went outside and talked to people and tried to make friends you'd realize brown =/= bad. you're the fucking "retart".
>>81252279
where i live there is definitely "a lot" of them. Have you ever been to Surrey? doesn't change the fact that the majority of them are bro-tier and love our country for exactly what it is.
people come here because they like canada, they don't want to turn it into some sharia shit-hole. that's why they left their other countries in the first place.
>>81253112
>fixing Argentina
ja
>>81248034
Civil War. We simply don't have enough military to control all of the nation. Plus lots of guns for civilians means those who are against the coup will shoot back at military.
>>81248034
like nothing happened
Probably throw a huge party desu
>>81248034
If it happened in the US? The way the leadership of the armed forces are selected in this country makes it highly unlikely that it would ever happen. But if it did? Not very fucked at all. The government would have to screw up pretty bad for this to happen and the majority of the people would likely be on the side of the coup.
eh, brings back memories...
>>81248034
>Coup d'état
>in Luxembourg
You're American so I forgive you for not knowing about our grand army.
I think my only problem would be Mexicans but they can be dealt with. AZ here btw.
>>81253152
Who the fuck says "soory"? We get made fun of for saying sore-y, rather sahrry. Jeez louise get yer memes right there
>>81250592
>KEK
BTW the "kek" thing isn't fags who got bored with "lel" it's fag satanists and ignorant fools eager for chaos and pain, because they are pathetic losers. Don't buy in. Watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gg_PHq5Tqk
>>81251999
>he thinks it works
>barely multi national
It would probably end up in football and samba
Obongo shuts it down in an instant with all the US soldiers stationed here. Media says the coupers are all traitors. Merkel is crowned God Empress for life.
>>81249258
ain't nobody coming for your corn Cletus, any coup would be fought along the coast cities.
Sinn Fein would replace me, an Irishman, with an African or Arab if there was a coup.
>>81252287
>>81250465
honestly that would be fucking grand. Take the democratic legitimacy of Ottawa away from King Cuck and the entire country would balkanize over night.
>BC, AB, Sask and Yukon form North West Alliance
>Manitoba and the vast majority of Ontario become Sovereign Canada
>GTA becomes who fucking cares
>Nation of Quebec
>Maritimes become Scottish Atlantis or something
>the north continues to be empty and irrelevant
>>81253112
>Everyone here complain about our current state, but no one do shit to fix this piece of shit country.
Truly we're brothers, for better or worse, brothers we are.
![090707-tegucigalpa-martes-7-42[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GlPqq6w.jpg "090707-tegucigalpa-martes-7-42[1]")
>>81248034
Already did. That's why I left.
As for how fucked:
Not much more than before, to be honest. The only thing that changed was who was considered to be in power. Rampant crime, corruption, shitty/nonexistent economy remained the same. It did pave the way for a shitty overly corrupt [even by their standard] term of the countries current president.
>Tfw working at a garage all night. No radio/tv/phone.
>Go outside. Military patrolling the streets with APCs enforcing curfew.
>scuttle back inside. Find out what the fuck happened.
Honduras 2009 Coup.
>>81248034
Nothing would really change desu
>>81253296
>Confederate flag over Old Glory
I fucking dare you, I'll show you a real AMERICAN you fucking shit stain cunt.
Depends entierly on what kind of coup d'etat.
Commies?
Fucked.
Fascists?
Less fucked.
Liberals/democratic?
Kek it's russia.
well, our shithole is always fucked, so...
Well I'm white so I win by default
>>81248034
Can't imagine a coup on the scale necessary to take control of the entire United States. Would just fracture the union and states out go their own way or form small alliances
>>81253478
Okay faggot here's a scenario: 2000 Canadian soldiers Vs. 700 Luxembourg soldiers, who wins?
The both armies can have vehicles and it's on land.
>>81253156
Canadian Muslim here, you're right that Ismailis and Shiites in general are bro tier, but you're autistic if you're talking about Sunnis
>>81248545
>>81248626
Not your lovely Muslims, Anon. Trudeau wants to make your enemies feel welcome :^).
I'd be fine with it as long as they murdered all our journalists and academics.
>>81254167
Canadunes would win
>>81251999
you're generally right, but I live in Surrey BC and there's a drug war between Sikhs and it's pretty gay
>>81254010
what about shadowy ultra-nationalist vladmir makarov?
>>81253596
crime occurs, nothing happens
big beans
>>81248034
Depends what they said they were doing it for. If it was to restore order and security I would back them.
>>81254167
If you'd bothered to read the filename you might have detected the sarcasm.
>>81253296
Its beautiful
>>81254167
did the local hockey team just lose?
If yes Canada
>>81254167
A single pissed off icefrog would do the trick.
Looking at you, Leo Major.
>>81254458
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Our government would be too pussy-whipped to even handle the situation. It would literally be over in less than an hour.
>>81248034
In Canada?
Literally anything is better than Weedman.
>>81248034
One has already been threatened recently, that is if Jeremy Corbyn ever becomes Prime Minister (not going to happen).
So yeah, I think we'll be fine.
>>81248034
Our goverment being taken down would be the best thing to happen to this country in tha last 80 years.
At this point, that would be the only way to get rid of the PRI and the PAN.
>>81254564
Sorry, didn't read your filename...
>>81248034
Would refugee into China and rape loads of women. Then go to Saudi with my bros and impose burger law.
>mfw
>>81248034
Comfy, actually
>>81248034
>Coup d'état happens in your country
>how fucked are you?
Everyone would just backstab each other
>>81248034
It would be p cool actually, we need more free helicopter rides
>>81248034
Fine.
>>81248545
This.
>>81253596
>>81253876
>Somehow the people manage to rise good people who want to fix the country
>This new government SOMEHOW fix a few things
>But they slowly become corrupt, doing agreements with drug cartels and shit
>Idiots SOMEHOW forget that they can amass more money while fixing the country as well
>But NOPE, they want easy money
>But hey! people SOMEHOW still praise them because they did a few things right
>The country slowly becomes shit again
>Repeat this until the end of times
Truly, South America is beyond hope.
>finally get to conquer the world
I'd help
my loved ones stuck inside an house close to the presidential residence which got fucked to shit(my friend is saying there are waaay more dead than the media states) and tanks roaming all over the place. other than that im pretty fine
>>81248034
>Stay at home drink coco.. snug and comfy, that's me.
>>81248034
Really fucked but damn if it wouldn't be nice (as long as it isn't done by commies).
The president is the commander-in-chief. So the only way that coup could really happen is if he abolishes the other branches of government and state government.
>>81253232
Nah. Guns don't mean fucking shit, especially when most states restrict military-grade weapons. You'd be fighting with inferior guns/armor if you have it. If the army went light-outs in consolidating their power (i.e taking as many causalities as necessary - weapons fire) the populace would come to kneel. Main thing would be guerrilla warfare from people shooting in their houses and shit, but tanks/m50's can take care of that. Air superiority is everything. The logistics would be kind of fucked but the capabilities are there.
>>81248034
if it got to what it looks like in the foreground then the whitehouse would not be in such good condition.
damn photoshoppers. so lazy. and why desert camo in washington DC?
>>81255880
Colombian posting from Peru btw
>>81255975
The joint chiefs could conspire against him.
>>81255792
They will be safe, anon.
No need to panic.
>>81254167
is it just perspective or does private Chong have a fucking shotgun shoved right in her comrade's face?
>>81255880
Nigga, the only faggots capable of a coup here are communists
our government can't even pick planes to buy for our military let alone ships or let alone tanks. If there was a military coup nobody would notice
>>81256762
perspective, but yeah it looks kind of like she shoves a shotgun right in her comrade's face.
>>81248034
how fucked am i ? odds are i participated
I wish for it. Hell, maybe even a civil war in our own borders. Maybe then everything would balance back to normal from the bullshit that has sprouted these few decades.
https://youtu.be/qV0I-iA5lJU
>>81248034
I would be fine mostly due to the fact I live close to the forest and it is in the middle of no where.
>>81256057
Lol.itd be easy for u guys to just come here and smuggle them in. We dont guard our nithern border at all
>>81249163
Navy frigate could sit in the harbour and blow the beehive up pretty damn easily.
And how many dudes would it really take to control govt, media, airports? They would have to have the population on their side though, because they wouldn't have a shot controlling any cities or the masses of rural space
>>81248034
1.Blacks/white trash get's no more free checks (sadly this includes the old folk who actually need it)
2.said blacks and white trash will start to riot in every city massive looting local city/state govs would have no choice but to use there local national guard and police(let's not joke our police are on lvl with most nations standing military) to use force will quickly turn into city warfare once the first mass mob get's gunned down
3.most commanders will order there own troops to stay on base uptell number 2 happens at which point they will mobilize to protect there own home state or defect to one side or another.
4.Due to the high number of enlisted men who would not be willing to obey a order that would have them shooting up there own folks whoever would be claiming control of the federal system at that point would be horribly low on manpower.
basically it would be a shitstorm first week we would see allot of police/national guard firing on random people more than likely military fighting military in some locations especially strategic points of interest.
allot of this depends on many things but considering the lvl of prep that would take place before this type of thing i don't see it being over even in a month and even if the people responsible were to be taken out no one would be able to actually re-setup the federal gov in the sense that shit would be returning to stable conditions.
i also think during this texas and other border states would be more or less at war with mexico to due to optimistic meixcan groups and the fact that the texan national guard and militia will be pretty much burning a certain two cities more or less to the ground and unable to fully guard multiple borders at that time while so much shit would be going on deeper inside the state.
the most damage would come from niggers/mexicans and even some state militia causing issues.
i think any actual USAmilVSUSAmil fighting would be limited to the start of the shitshow.
>>81250330
And it would be open season. I would collect 100 jungle bunny ears.
0%
>>81248545
this
>although if by some miracle it was to happen, nobody would notice
>>81248034
Depends.
Modern Ireland is truly faggy, but there are probably still weapons lying around in the hands of ineffectual left-wing civic nationalists, who may now be pro-faggot pro-multiculturalism cucks like Sinn Fein and the majority of normie plebs.
The other alternative is some two-faced complaining by cucks.
Sorta did, was there until the fucker got removed. Feels good
>>81248034
>Coup in Latvia
What would be left of the country would be divided even more. Latgale would probably break free and either become independent or become part of Russia.
>>81248404
A coup isn't a revolution, common people aren't the ones executing it.
Shall people spend their time on social medias, it would actually make it easier for whoever is doing it.
>>81248545
If happening, everybody would innawoods and get mauled to death by bears and moose.
>>81257800
I know he was Panamanian but, what's yalls thoughts on Noriega? It seems like he stabilized the region.
>>81248034
Been there, done that.
Also, shut-in. I'd be fine (other than the possible lack of energy and internet) unless shit happened to the food and water supply.
>>81248034
wouldnt happen but i would support it
>president making huge islamic interventions in my country and keeps supporting terrorists
I'd join army
>>81256057
You literally know nothing about America.
Probs mass pillaging/looting/sacking/raping/killing if an actual coup happened
I'd try to join the military so I can get access to military gear for my own protection and then go rogue cuz im l33t like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOq1Tg-Jdw
>>81248034
Army is pathetic so nothing happens...or maybe they invade the Turkish side
>>81256468
thanks anon
army is backing up from the cities at the moment, its either finally over or its just starting
whatever it is i am sleeping now
>>81258857
Sleep tight, anon!
>>81248034
I'm fine.
The coup is destroyed in seconds here.
>>81251821
Fixed version
>here knock on door
>it's some mounties
>"Eh soory to bother you bud we're going to go kill justin T. and we were just wondering if yoo'd like to join us, eh?
>"Soory i'm in the middle of sucking off my dog"
>"aw alright soory for the bother You have a good day, eh"
>>81248034
Considering a single gunman can walk into our parliament forcing mp's to start sharpening flagpoles into spears as a last ditch effort if they had to defend themselves.
I would say whoever tried the coup would succeed with flying colors.
>>81257248
I'd see more benefit in occupying the Beehive as opposed to just blowing it to smithereens, also our population is extremely liberal I don't think they'd support a military coup even if it was in their best interests.
>>81253824
>Alaska annex's the north
to be honest from what i've heard we basically already have that and a few other spots from the few Alaskans i know.
>>81257800
>he didn't live through the civil war
Fucking millennials. Perez Molina doesn't count as a coup.
>>81260124
And then what would they do with their time? Muck with transfer payments? Boost their own budget? Reduce funding for reserves? Let's be honest, the feds are mostly irrelevant and the provinces have the real power. No military coup could ever get all the different regions in line, and just controlling the feds is essentially pointless because they have little power that the provinces couldn't replicate, work around, subvert, or turn into a gratuitously money-losing endeavor. You could install the most horrible military dictatorship in Ottawa tomorrow and by Monday they'd surrender out of pure frustration.
I would be quite happy actually
>>81248034
I live in Brasília so I get fucked but I can bug out to the countryside
>>81254366
this board is for 18+ only
>>81248034
>Coup d'état happens in germany
probably less cucked than before ... can't get much worse
>>81248034
how would that even work here?
power is such a fucking clusterfuck that I can't even begin to conceive of how it would proceed.
the only person I can really imagine that's capable of launching a coup would be a top general after the president had lost credibility, but hte general would already own the military, so he wouldn't need to invade anything except perhaps purge congress
>>81248034
Not fucked at all.
I live in Kansas so I thought id be okay, then I remembered I live next to a massive military base
I'm probably completely fucked
>>81264099
Checks and balances would likely prevent anything like this from happening.
Even one rogue general wouldn't hold much credence towards the other leaders of the military. The only way that I could see this happening in the US is with congressional approval.
>>81248034
Probably significantly better off, actually. It's difficult to imagine a more corrupt government than America's. Outside of Africa anyway.
>>81265066
you just need all the leaders of the military to agree, you dont need congress
>>81265832
They can only lead if someone is willing to follow. To have a coup you need a large group of dissatisfied people backing the leaders. American government is too decentralized for any part of it to screw things up frequently enough to piss people off that much.
I really doubt anything will happen in Texico, New Mexico, as always
>>81253991
yank detected
>>81248034
Free chopper rides for everyone
>>81264099
All you really need is for a big enough clique unsatisfied with the current government to form and get pissed off enough to oust whoever is in power.
The only big problem I see for you that even if they managed to take over the federal government and dissolve the congress they'd still have to curtail the states' autonomy and that would likely cause rebellions. You'd probably lose some states in the process, but I don't think it's really impossible for it to succeed.
>>81265066
>checks and balances
>in a fucking coup
Oh dear...
>>81248034
>>Coup d'état happens in your country
>how fucked are you?
>Young
>Healthy
>Good boots,jacket,pants,coyote bag
>Food and some good whiskey
>Guns in my farm
I think i might be fine if i can get to confy farm
>Coup d'etat in your country
Wouldn't really mind tbqh. Would finally have a chance to bomb dem Trinishits
>>81248034
I will be part of it, I'm planning to join army.
Meh, would be just an above average day.
>>81251055
Comrade Corbyn would purge them like they're blairites.
>most sustainable, stable country in the world
>coup
Something is terribly fucked up. Probably join the military's side.
>>81248498
how is the basement a good vantage point?
>>81254198
Canadian Muslim here, all Muslims love Canada you're stupid if you think we migrated here to fuck it all up this is a safe haven from the shit back home.
>>81248034
>Coup in Canada
I'd be fine and dandy but anyone in the big cities would be rekt
>>81248034
>Out in the countryside
I'll be fine.
>coup happens
>japan bans titties
>foregners get kicked out
no likey
>coup happens
>more titties abound
>robot gf's for all
>forigners get to stay
im ok with this
>>81248034
Not very. I've got good knowledge of the surrounding region.
>>81254198
Genuinely curious. What's the difference?
>>81253991
Just wait yanknigger
>>81270507
>see Flag
>bomb dem trinishits
Hahaha anyone else read in accents
>>81248034
A coup could happen in the USA, but unless it had civilian backing in a majority of states it would end up turning into what the Turk military is dealing with now (lots of civilian intervention) or a civil war. But instead of using FaceTime, Obama would control the TV and play propaganda 24/7 until either side cut the power
>>81271972
god id never leave my apartment.
not that i ever do
>>81248034
Super fucked if my military decides to overthrow us. If they aren't looking to kill random civilians though, I'm probably fine.
>>81250122
>take over canberra
>nothing really happens anyway
Also no coup in singapore is possible, theres not enough people to stage a coup
>>81248034
Literally impossible since the army has been cucked to death.
>>81272214
Muslim here, no major fucking difference jus ismailis believe in a prophet after that last prophet Muhammad PBUH so every other muslim group doesnt even call them muslim, shiites are upset that an important was killed thousands of years ago or someshit. Regular sunnis are just normal muslims who dont gaf like me. That said, every faction has a extreme side to it sadly and thats where islam gets its fucked up name. Like there are muslims who cherry pick random shit out of books and think it is ok to rape and kill and shit like that.
Wouldn't happen, really.
Although the goose are shifty fuckers. They might rise up against us at any moment.
>>81272725
It's always the niggers of a group that fuck things up.
>Coup in Greece
Well the majority of people would be mad but not the ones that had the best seven years of their lives in the last coup :^)
>The 1967 coup and the following seven years of military rule were the culmination of 30 years of national division between the forces of the Left and the Right that can be traced to the time of the resistance against Axis occupation of Greece during World War II. After the liberation in 1944, Greece descended into a civil war, fought between the communist forces and the now-returned government-in-exile.
Commies BTFO.
>>81248034
>Ethnically homogeneous area i.e pro-brexit area.
>Half rural, half urban
>Small numbers of white trash, guns are hard to come by in this country
desu a coup would do us some good, purge the cucks from the government and put REAL PEOPLE in charge.
>>81260400
nobody really 'has' the north, nor even wants it. I doubt the arrival of the white man has affected the population up there by more than double digits in the country's entire history, the only people north of the provinces are the same eskimos that have been for thousands of years.
>>81248034
>tfw Floridian
>tfw living in a semi redneck flyover town
As long as I'm away from major cities then I'm fine and dandy.
coups can't happen here since army is a militia and basicaly reflects the composition of the population
>>81248034
>Germany
>Military
The chances that a coup ever happens are below 1%, that it succeeds is literally 0%.
>>81275708
Literally no chances.
>brother against brother
Everyone in my country will be FUBAR
>>81275552
>tfw not born a neutral mountain jew, feared and respected by the few in the know, and thought to be completely innocuous and irrelevant by the masses that don't, thus largely protected from immigration colonization
Switzerland is like the really rich country club of nationalities. not the kind that is famous for being money, but the kind that only the 1% who wouldn't be seen at the famous place even know about.
>>81271547
HHOHOHO
Its more likely than you think. we'll see after November.
>>81248034
I'll be pissed when I am sitting on my computer without internet because the government killed all communications
That's why I joined the military. So I can be on the winning side when shit goes down.
power would just just devolve to the states till central authority was restored.
We'd be mostly fine.
>>81271725
>riots in Toronto/Vancouver
>champagne socialist numales and dykes attempt to break through a military blockade
>literally living the wet dream of every antifafag
>get either beaten, run over or mowed down regardless
>mfw based Canadian army cleaning up shop and I'm still safe innawoods
>>81248034
>be me
>be extreme right wing
>live in libtard central
If it's a pro-left coup, I'd probably be lynched within 24 hours by chimping niggers.
If it's pro-right coup, I'd driving down to Bakersfield with my buddies to join the nearest Right Wing Death Squad.
>>81248034
Well my country's government is across the water so I doubt I'd see much action.
>>81251184
This, real governments don't have coups.
>>81248034
Here people might even support it. Gov is unpopular as shit and a lot of people recently got tired of democracy, even in Paris.
It would mean another 20 years of dictatorship, as usual. But coup itself would be pretty cool, with war in the streets and thousands dead.
>>81248034
>how fucked are you?
My coutry had plenty of copu d'etat so the military and people knows how to act even when there are manifestations.
Me, as an air force reserve would be the last person being called.
>>81277969
it's weird, you guys have democracy, but yet you don't, with them doing the opposite of what 80% of the people want.
it's kind of like the U.S. but the U.S. is not quite as bad yet. I know how the U.S. democracy got stolen, but I'm not in the know enough to know how the french did, but I know it did.
>>81248034
pretty comfy here tbqhwy
>>81278233
I'd presume it died from shipping in millions of foreigners who'd vote for who they were told to.
>>81248034
>Coup d'état happens in your country
Great. I suppose Merkel and her cronies are hanged or shot. This opens new possibilities, like stop the refugees and send back foreigners, introduce völkisches citizenship etc. in short, un-cuck the country!
rural town of 6,000 in a flyover state
i should be fine. though there is some militia activity so i dunno what they'll be up to.
>>81256922
The peruvian commies are based, they almost get into power throught the military way twice in less than 18 years.
The only good commie in our history was Velasco, the based strong nationalist.
>>81248034
An American civil war would lead directly into WW3
>>81251184
idk why this made me kek
>>81276363
>Muh 2nd amendment prevents Obama and his military taking over
>Fuck my sister and call me daisy I'll join the army to be safe
>>81276363
lol, the military couldn't even take over Iraq, a third world peasant country that uses bronze age roads, or Afghanistan or Vietnam.
>>81248749
>beehives
>>81271547
Highly doubtful.
>>81248034
i don't think they would get past Baltimore.
Not sure what a coup would accomplish here anyway...would the end game be holding the nuke sites? Or occupying certain landmarks?
Nobody really gives a shit about anything anymore. If it doesn't affect our little 60 mile radius bubble...its not real life.
>>81249321
>coup
at least there are clearly defined rules according to wikipedia..
A coup d'état is considered successful when the usurpers seize and hold power for at least seven days.[
>>81281418
That's still pretty countable.
>>81248034
I could bet everything I own that Australia will never have a coup
Things are just too great here
We're pretty much like America except our government has more control and we lack the bunch of absolute fucking retards who fantasize about overthrowing gubments.
>>81248034
If it means removing lefties then I'm just fine.
>>81250275
kek
>>81248034
It will never happen.
>>81283935
Never is a really really long time.
>>81253156
Welcome to /pol/ Please lurk more before posting.
>>81249945
Fuck your planes
>>81256468
>>81259047
>Supporting Turkshit
>Avatar posting
>Furry avatar posting
>Leaf
Kill yourself.
>>81248034
I honestly want to see a coup in my country.It would be the quickest coup in history, considering the fact that everyone from the age of 18-21 are akready in the army and the army is ,according to a poll, the favoirte political body on the Jewish population ,whilst the government is the least favorite .
Incidentally a sort of political coup is already in the making ,after Bibi canned the last minister of defence and replaced him with a litral retard ,which caused a lot of uproar in the high ranks of the army .
If its a Nazi coup Im all good. If its a jew social liberal or neo con coup Im fucked.
>mfw west coast
Literally changes nothing in my life.
>>81248737
> enforce its order
You mean the constitution? That wouldn't be hard for them to do at all
>>81249748
Russia seems less fucked then everyone else.
Be me living in Perth,
Massive coup/civil war starts happening - literally 4 hours flight away so doesn't bother Perth.
WA sneakily succeeds from rest of aus - suddenly become utopia as we don't have to support rest of Australia financially with QLD's help. Can get government that is actually functional and not full of ex art student cucks.
I dream unfortunately :'(
Who cares
I want to die anyways
Would grab guns and have a final fun time
Grab some neets make a fodder militia kill some of my bullies, then head for the Parliament, going out with many bang
君が代は
千代に八千代に
さざれ石の
いわおとなりて
こけのむすまで
>>81284902
ching chong bing bong wing wong
>>81248034
A Swedish coup might actually solve some of our current problems.
The U.S. doesn't need a coup, simply a term limit for all political leaders.
The ironic thing however is the only way this will happen is with a coup.
Lol politics, whoops!
>>81285018
How does losing all your colonies in the East feel like?
>>81283727
>Things are just too great here
You live a mile away from the surface of the sun, you've got a native population worse than niggers and every living thing is trying to kill you
I'd rather chug bleach than live in Australia
>>81285306
Ding mau ching bong
>>81285111
Agreed, Green party coup when?
>>81248034
Would never happen in America. Military here are indoctrinated to think America = Good.
>>81285756
hamburger sausage muh monolingual dick
>>81285306
I don't recall Japan owning Alaska
This looks shopped.
Can't be any worse than kang nigger
>>81248034
Depends on the aggresor's ideology (assuming the attacking side wins).
Im pretty much a bum (college student), so nothing changes much as long as bullets dont fall near.
>>81248034
i could bet that if we had a coup 24/7 365/6 days straight nothing would actually change.
.
>>81248498
I hope you realize that NG and most of the military would support a coup
>>81285937
Damn, you could tell just from the pixels?
>>81251014
>There is no difference whatsoever between PSD and PS apart from their speech
>>81285756
How does hsving a monkey king feel like?
Would probably be communists if it happened. I would probably do my best to start a civil war.
>>81248545
It would actually be incredibly easy but Canada is the land of apathy so hardly anyone would be affected or even care really. I would because I identify as a freedom loving American but going by that I'd probably be part of the coup.
P.S. If Canadian Nationalist is in this thread I'd like to send you my email for the planned revolution email list.
>>81248927
This. We always go to war, but when we go to war with each other we make sure it's our bloodiest war ever.
>>81248034
killing fellow countrymen is second blood to us so im guessing every man woman and child will have atleast killed one of their siblings/close ones by the end of it
>>81248505
It's pretty much the only thing the 3rd Infantry (not 3ID jackholes, the old guard) is good for.
>>81248498
National Guard is going to fall under their Governors control and explicitly refuse any attempt to federalize until shit is well and very truly underway, that said they will be on the streets securing order.
There are hoiwever a (few) national guard units that subordinate directly to the Army/Air Force and have to be relieved of federal service - for example for a while there was a National Guard unit in upstate NY that was under the command of the 10th Mountain Div.
>>81251105
Your military operates 15 light tanks and has some leopards they are trialing for adoption (2A4's)
>>81286199
>*ching chong ning nong
at least get ur slurs right, scrub
>>81253478
>Day file name
Got a laugh outta me
>coup in Hungary
Unfortunately, you have to get past the TEK if you want to get to Orbán. They are a well-paid, well-trained and well-equipped group and the protection of the PM is among their responsibilities. However, they don't have heavy weapons (apart from some BTR's) and they are fewer in number. How LOYAL they are to Orbán is up for debate.
>>81264513
but what about the vice president? what if he was behind the coup d'état and wasn't defeated due to plot?
>>81248034
I'd be out there with the cunts, fighting for what this country was founded for, fighting against what it's turned into
up the fucking RA, beidh an bua againn le chéile
Don't even think we have enough people to start one.
There was some "revolution" going on a while ago but all they did was throw paintballs at monuments. My country is too retarded for a coup.
>>81270507
I telepathically read this with a thick Jamaican accent
>>81286299
Canada is more likely to be annexed by a neighboring country than it is to experience a coup.
Also do legit Canadian nationalists even exist? I have never met one.
>>81287224
>its a "MY IRRELEVANT COUNTRY'S SPECIAL FORCES ARE FUCKING BAD ASS AND UNPARALLELED, WE HAEVNT BEEN AT WAR IN THE PAST 50 YEARS OR SO, SO YOU CANT REALLY GAUGE HOW EFFECTIVE THEY ARE BUT TRUST ME THEY ARE HELL FR*CK'N EPIC /b/ROS" episode
I promise you they'd dessert within the first week of serious fighting.
>>81286071
Can tell you've never been in the Armed forces, when I was in the Army, almost nobody supported Obama, but he was commander in chief and we'd die for him. His word is law. you're an idiot.
>>81250275
hehe
>>81253566
No, it's what Orc DKs say when they kill me in WG, noob.
>>81252971
>>Grab my knife
>>Run at armed police forces
>>They all surrender
fucking KEK
>>81248034
77 out of 100 people have weapons, pretty much nobody would care, unless its some pro eu organization leading the coup, then people would be starting attacks with ak-s, but if gov is hated, they then would not care enough to get involved.
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