> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw
> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/
> L A T E S T . S P E C T A T O R . P R I N T
dropcanvas.com/c2g42
> S K Y . N E W S . S T R E A M
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
>Shitload of gunfire
>Helicopters shooting shit
>Jet fighters flying around everywhere
>Turkroaches are just walking around in the streets
These cunts are fucking bonkers.
Has entered the game.
>>81210273
This is how just Arabs are, they have been like this for thousands of years.
Give them modern Western military hardware that is extremely deadly and this is what happens.
Daily reminder: ERDOGAN IS IN IRAN
https://mobile.twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754086404271902720
>THOUSANDS OF INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES ON COURSE FOR BRITAIN
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Goodbye lads
So is it all of the military part of the coup or is there some loyalists?
>>81210636
See ya
Lads.
This is all good.
Islamists win. NO Turkey in EU
Secularists win. Well speaks for itself
This shows the wonderful ability of the discontented masses when provoked.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS
>>81210636
good
>Soldiers can't back down now without being jailed or killed if the Coup fails
CIVIL. WAR.
Why are the kurds backing Erdogan? This is their moment
>>81209979
Ayy you put my upload in the OP
I'll try and get the new issues everytime they pop up
Postan new anchor waifu
>>81210708
A fighter jet apparently shot down one of the coup forces' helis over Ankara so the air force at least still has loyalists. Also the general chief of staff has been kidnapped so it doesn't go all the way to the top.
>>81210708
Yeah, loyalist fighter planes are downing rebel helicopters over Ankara as we speak
takbir my anglo brothers. Know you will not stand alone in the coming years.
>>81210967
In the end the kurds are kucks
https://twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754090684114755591?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
People attacking a Tank on foot
>>81210967
Because Kurds are Islamist yokels just like Erdogan - they'd be threatened by an Ataturkist government just because it would be secular.
>>81210967
Their perfect moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG16jv-itYw
>>81210967
They can't risk backing it and then losing.
If they back a coup that then fails Erdogan would crack down on them harder than ever.
Equally a lot of people don't like Kurds so if they come out as pro coup people might turn against them even more
Fuck me lads coup solider
DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED
RT @RT_com 2m2 minutes ago
DEVELOPING: 17 police officers killed in helicopter attack on special forces' HQ in #Ankara - reports #TurkeyCoup http://on.rt.com/7j4o
>>81211335
>Have a fucking tank
>Can't deal with a few roaches
Useless fuckers, what a pathetic coup.
So what's the likely scenario for the next few weeks?
>"REUENTHAAAAAAALLLL"
is this the last gasp of secular Turkey?
>>81211455
>Erdogan would crack down on them harder than ever.
This is happening regardless of how the public acted.
>>81211568
BRRRRRRT
>>81210959
> Jailed
They'd all be executed for treason. This is surely to the death.
Time to take back Constantinople
>>81211481
>you live or you die
https://twitter.com/illedeturan/status/754084692140367873
1:05
>>81211758
No goats will be spared
>tfw all the normies are out getting drunk
>tfw getting comfy with you shitlords
I love you guys
>ERDOGAN'S PLANE
https://planefinder.net/
Type in: TC-ATA
https://twitter.com/Kufurbazkaptan/status/754089366671294464
hijacked tank lmao
>>81211716
m9 they're probably not doing it as an excuse to gib their own civvies, people in real life have thought processes beyond LOLOLO DEUS VULT IT'S HAPPENING
>>81211999
>https://twitter.com/illedeturan/status/754084692140367873
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
doing a coo lads
>>81212017
>not getting drunk and comfy with your fellow shitposters
>>81212017
I know where I'd rather be ;)
>>81212246
>13.3% of the vote
>muh democracy
Just got called a Blairite in Greggs
>>81211999
>arms curled up
He's out.
>>81211999
Gold star for trying, lad.
>>81211778
It'd be much worse if they came out in support of it.
Can you imagine how fucked the Kurdish parties would be if they came out as pro-coup and Erdogan won? They're already fucked as it is, if they bet on the coup and it lost they wouldnt have a leg to stand on
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>Boris allows Erdogan to land
>Immediately arrests him
>Forces him to fuck a goat Black Mirror style before handing him over to the Kurds
this is the beginning of the beginning of the end
>>81212055
>TC-ATA
NOOOO
fuck off
source that shit otherwise 9/10 dear boy
>>81212182
Nah I know m8 I wasn't being too serious when I typed that ;)
>>81212246
>won with 13.3%
really makes you think
>>81212055
Why aren't you faggots looking at this? He's circling, hopefully we don't let him in tbqh
Holy shit. Chris Bryant is honestly, seriously, unironically blaming Turkey on Brexit.
>>81212455
>Greggs
>12:30am
ngl lads, before i heard the news refer to him as ErdoWAN i just assumed you pronounced it ErdoGAN
>>81212246
>13.3% of the vote
>win election
what the fuck?
>Erdogan asking for asylum in UK
>Boris new Foreign Secretary
my sides
>>81212840
>hating memes
>00:31
>>81212302
desu lad I'm not a fan of alcohol, just makes me feel ill (meme away)
>>81212801
God what a stupid faggot.
>>81211999
Wew fuck me
>>81212960
The Neil says it 2nd way so you're in good company.
>>81211999
They aren't doing very well at winning the hearts and minds of the people, this is what most coups try to achieve very early on.
Soldiers are supposed to protect the citizens of a nations state no matter what side they are on.
>>81212801
That'd be hilarious if it was true.
>>81212055
>>81212055
>>81212689
>>81212689
>GOOGLE TURKISH PRESIDENTIAL FLIGHT
I'll be damned
>>81212801
>its real
>>81212455
what happened lad were you being Blairite
>>81212801
haha, oh wow
>>81212801
I TOLD CHRIS BRYANT TO BLAME BREXIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>81212246
>>81212246
>13.3% of the vote
do they mean he won by a margin of 13.3% or that he won with 13.3%?
I want turkroaches to die
>>81211999
I think that played out differently in his head.
>>81212728
fair enough lad I'll stop clutching my pearls
ANDY BURNHAM SUPPORTS ERDOGAN
>@andyburnhammp 27m27 minutes ago Golborne, England
>Incredible courage & defiance by the people of Turkey on streets of Istanbul tonight. They deserve our full support. Democracy must prevail.
>>81212801
This is seriously something I'd expect someone on here to type as a joke.
>GUYS WE PROXY DESTROYED TURKROACHES VIA BREXIT IDS HABBENING!
https://twitter.com/DevrimciKadnlar/status/754095481521840128
Government building getting bombed.
>>81213334
>the tyranny of the majority must prevail
>>81213334
Corbyn needs to send him to the gulag.
>>81213257
A margin of 13.3% kek
This is part of the Twitter propaganda war with both sides shitting out misleading pictures
>>81213189
Yeah I probably should've added the URL to be fair, it does seem like bollocks.
https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/754087371252101124
He's standing by it in the replies, too.
>>81212452
>>81212754
>>81213007
>>81213257
>/britpol/ in charge of not being thick
>>81212801
>chris bryant is one of those people who tweets something provocative then smugly retweets all the people shitting on him
just when you thought he couldn't get any worse
>>81213101
I'm sorry, alcohol intolerant friend. I'm sorry that you will never feel the ultimate shitposting post that is the drunk shitposting post.
I'm glad that the Turkish military have decided to provide you with a Happening Friday night.
>>81213189
Priti you minx
Them Hindus wrote the Kama Sutra too, I bet she has a copy
>>81213640
>>81213032
>goat fucking poetry
brit bantz are best bantz
who /gotsomebeersandallnighttowaste/ here?
>>81213334
>Democracy must prevail
Hasn't Erdogan been in charge for 12 years?
>>81213762
Guy on the right looks like he makes delicious kebabs
Chris Bryant MPVerified account
@RhonddaBryant
Turkey is now and has long been a lynch pin in European and wider security. Ludicrous Brexit lies undoubtedly contributed to destabilising
MEME MAGIC
>Sky interviews member of Erdogan's party
>MUH DEMOCRACY MUH PEOPLE MUH ERDOGAN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>81214117
Sorry lad, I'm /gotlotsofspicedrumandallnighttowaste/ .
>>81213731
> UK was forced to drop a long standing commitment
I thought Turkey wouldn't be joining the EU for a thousand years?
>>81214378
Yeah, she is a complete fucking shill
YOU STUPID FUCKS
THE DEMOCRATS ARE WITH THE MILITARY
THE PRESIDENT IS AN AUTOCRAT
FUCK ME
>>81213815
thanks anon, enjoy your drinks
Tick tock erdogan
>>81214117
i'm /1.5bottlesof£2ciderleftandallnighttowaste/
>>81214584
Using logic on a remainer comment is like pouring salt on a slug.
Statement from the coup
The Int'l Spectator @intlspectator now9 seconds ago
BREAKING: Turkish Parliament bombed
>ataturk airport to resume international departures soon
It's over?
>>81214117
>>81214521
>>81214846
>Not drinking Vimto
Step it up.
>>81215038
Not from the coup even, from the people erdogan claims are behind the coup denying that
>>81212960
It's a G with mark above it, pronounced more like a W, but with an initial whispered gutteral sound like a German R or Scottish CH
Surely the army can't give up now? They'll all be shot won't they?
>>81215108
They will be resuming 1 international flight :^)
>>81215108
Conflicting reports you stupid weebcuck
>>81215282
Wish he would grab portillo and do an emergency This Week
STOP BANNING ME MODS MY BAN FUCKING EXPIRED REEEE
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
>>81215282
Vodka and vimto is a great drink, The Neil reaction image wielding friend.
Is this pro erdogan propaganda on the bbc? Everyone they interview is pro erdogan, saying its only a minority of the military, saying the coup has failed etc.
>>81215381
No turning back, they'll be executed if they stand down.
BOMB IN PARLIAMENT
>>81213546
BBC only JUST reported this, and said 'we stress this is an initial report and may be false'. Fuck sake.
>>81215736
IT'S NOT OVER YET SNAKE
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>81215575
comfy overload
>>81215759
turkish parliament not ours before people spook
>>81215860
>I am following slow sources and want to look stupid
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDUwg3cO7E4
>>81215733
I switched over to RT for unbiased reporting when they interviewed the strongly pro-Erdogan hijab.
Going to bed lads. When I wake up, I demand secular dictatorship.
>erdogan flying in a circle like a numpty
anyone here /evo2016/
>>81215038
Ubuntu are behind the coup?
Bloke talking on RT made a good point
People outside are likely to be pro Erdogan because he told them to go out on the streets whilst pro coup people were told to stay indoors
>>81215733
reported this for anti-islamist hate speech
does look like the coup is fucked though, army fags are getting arrested by police (lel)
>launching a coup without public support
STOP
BEING
RETARDED
Corbyn and Erdogan stay winning.
>>81216223
>Go on the street
>Get shot
how infected is Turkey gen pop by Islam(ism)?
>>81216223
Is he really the first to make that point?
>>81216029
I just can't be arsed to put anything else on really, was just confirming how behind the BBC can be even on easily verifiable events.
you reckon BBC nightshift love it when shit happens or do they just want a comfy shift?
>>81216223
Which should make it easier for the army.
If they want to win they know what they must do.
>chop off the head
Didn't do that
>kill enough of his supporters
Remains (kek) to be seen
>you win or you die
>>81216381
Well 51% voted for him in the last election on 77% turnout, so very roughly 40% infected and needs removing.
>>81216373
BBC had footage just now of erdocucks getting right in the faces of the military, they know they can't afford to start shooting civvies
>>81216381
Depends on which parts of Turkey you're talking about. Rural areas pretty much completely, coastal resorts propped up by Westerners are essentially atheist.
>>81216225
So easy to fake that for propaganda
Just get 10-20 people dressed in uniform and film them with police then say it's arrested coup soldiers
>>81216373
Roaches aren't the brightest lad.
>>81216421
Probably not but the dense RT reporter can't get her head around the fact that pro coup people might want to stay indoors because its fucking 3 in the morning and pro coup people don't fancy going out and facing rampant roach anger
>>81216842
>>81216903
So.
Syria all over again?
CORBYN COUP WHEN
GIVE ME YOUR MEME MAGIC KEK AND /POL/
>>81217114
Worse.
What are you lads drinking tonight?
Having a cheeky bottle of Dow's Midnight port because I'm fucking scum
>>81216734
As someone who's worked (non-media) night shifts before, you want an interesting shift that doesn't provide too much work. Unless they're really into their work, this will probably be too much.
>>81217114
Where does NATO stand when a member country attacks itself?
>>81217299
Gin + lemonade, stole me mrs stash.
Getting comfy in front of the TV
>>81217218
he'll be pm by the end of the week
>>81217218
FUCK
THIS MEME MAGIC WILL SUCCEED
>>81217299
victory ale
>>81217299
tap water
B O R I S
O
R
I
S
Can't Stodge the Bodge
>>81216889
Surprised they don't have rubber bullets for the crowd control. Just shooting over their heads every time only gets you so far.
>>81216068
>over to RT
>for unbiased reporting
>>81217446
comfortably on the sidelines I should think.
>This sky news reporter shitting herself because of the jets overhead
>>81217218
corbyn can't be killed
>>81217218
Fuck off Cheshire will rise against his communism.
Is this what happens when you make Boris Foreign Secretary?
>>81217299
I love a cheeky bit of port.
Will openly admit to being chav scum and like drinking it with blue WKDs.
>>81217446
This isn't even the first time it happened in Turkey let alone any NATO member. Sit around on your arse until you know who wins and then congratulate them.
>>81212801
>>81212801
Gotta be fake? right, like the "what are we gonna do with these fucking white men" fake jocox shit?
>>81217851
/cheekyvimto/ here too lad
>>81217851
what I'd do for a bottle of rum though.
might be unpatriotic of me to say but rum and gin beat whiskey any day.
>>81217851
>Will openly admit to being chav scum and like drinking it with blue WKDs
Cheeky Vimto can be pretty nice.
Going to sleep, hope I wake up to Erdogan overthrown followed by my parcel arriving.
Goodnight Anons
From another thread
tl;dr pew pew pew
https://twitter.com/Nayn_Co/status/754086295186661376/video/1
Lads, isn't NATO supposed to be sending troops in about now?
>>81216068
was that the female MP?
>we can't have a coup, it's 2016!
>>81218060
https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/754087371252101124
>>81218060
Nope, he said it. He's a fucking spastic.
>>81217218
>corbyn, nu males, landwhale tumblrinas, waddling, corrupt trade unionists, old age pensioner socialists and 4chan ironic memeposters march on westminsters, purge parliament of the all blairites, seize the means of production and begin the dictatorship of the proletariat
>>81218154
I dunno m8 rum is fairly patriotic. It's a colonial product and Royal Navy staple.
COURSE CHANGE
>>81218341
>implying the tanks on the streets of turkey aren't NATO tanks
>>81218379
christ almighty
i'm strongly considering starting some sort of organisation telling constituencies which MP to vote for not based on party lines but based on the MPs themselves
>>81218324
How are people finding this shit so fast? Nice work anon
This is getting insane
>>81218296
>followed by my parcel arriving.
Leaves without telling us what his parcel is ;_;
>>81218571
>https://twitter.com/Nayn_Co/status/754086295186661376/video/1
Why hasn't the Coup shot down his plane?
>ROACHED.com
>>81218683
probably some weebshit
>>81218428
>tfw NEETs purge the others
>NEETbux for all
>>81218571
Very risky staying in Turkish airspace when they don't know what elements of their military are part of the coup or loyal.
yfw
>>81218341
It's an internal matter. NATO only obligates us to protect members from external threats.
>>81218708
There's a big difference between deposing a president and killing the fucker
>>81218680
>How are people finding this shit so fast?
dunno man, some guy from Croatia posted it
>>81218792
nice, source?
>>81218154
I do like a gin, but I have no tonic in.
You're a Brit and gin is the English national spirit and the best gins around at the moment are Scottish, if you ask me, so just go with it.
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>81218792
WAIFU
What's her name?
>>81218428
that's the democracy we wish to establish, the democracy that the tories have spent so much of their lives demolishing that makes militia/militant/military action so applicable. it's the fact that whatever ruins of democracy left cannot perpetuate the demands of the people into the appropriate government, and now it's time to take back what is rightfully ours.
vote #JC4PM, and spread the hashtag over twitter. together we can make a more progressive, equal society for all. for all londoners. for all Israelites. but no Palestinians or any other minority sect I deem worthwhile derogating to gain the vote of those who oppose them.
>>81219025
Someone edit this to a Greek blocking a Turkish refugee
>>81218680
This was on RT like 45 min ago
>>81218908
>when they don't know
Doesn't he...? That's the question tonight isn't it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Why can't the Turks put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table?
>>81218356
Who knows, I wasn't paying that much attention and BBC News interview everyone via Skype in their bedroom.
Sounds very similar to what she said though.
>>81209979
>mfw my liberal friends still think Brexit isn't happening despite May confirming it will
>>81219553
who /happening/ here
>>81219600
>confirms it will happen
>once Scotcucks agree
Your liberal friends are more on the ball than you.
>>81219553
They blew up the rhetoric and the table with a tank, there are bits everywhere!
>>81219840
Second referendum then?
>>81219157
Roachel
This Coup is wrong at a time when Democracy is still ongoing
Seems on course for Constantinople.
>>81219991
laffed irl tbqh
You freedom friends are soaking up banter through osmosis, I love it
>>81219840
>Create a brexit department
>Dont brexit
>>81219988
Brexit or Scotxit?
Personally I want federalisation of the UK. That would probably keep the Scots happy.
Erdogan's plane is descending towards Istanbul, lads.
>>81220047
The roaches have been let down by both sides, because the military has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.
Will John McDonell brand the Turkish coup "fucking useless" and remind everyone that they need to respect erdogans mandate
>>81220122
pls shoot him down or all this is for nothing
HOLY FUCK.
ITS DROPPING FAST
IT MAY HAVE BEEN SHOT DOWN
>>81217631
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>81220263
below 9001ft now
False alarm, it's rising again
>>81220230
>be a remain supporter
>become PM
>create Brexit department
>Brexiteers can't complain their vote is being ignored
The climate change department really solved climate change, didn't it?
FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>>81219840
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/688497/Theresa-May-Prime-Minister-Andrea-Leadsom-Tory-Conservative-leader-politics
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/philip-hammond-brexit-single-market-eu-referendum-theresa-may-cabinet-chancellor-a7136101.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-theresa-may-article-50-activated-uk-approach-eu-referendum-scotland-sturgeon-a7138971.html
>until scotland's position in negotiations is clear
You're a retard.
>>81220587
What does Mao's Little Red Book say about this?
Link to flightradar erdo's plan please
>this blonde lady they keep showing
lovely 2bh
>>81220968
https://www.flightradar24.com/THY8456/a5a3952
>>81211146
Who is this semen demon?
He's landing in Istanbul by the looks of things.
I thought Istanbul and it's airport was occupied by the coup?
Which Channel are we watching
On RT atm
>>81221045
The Turkish Natalia
>>81220774
>be a remain supporter
>make brexit campaign leader foreign secretary
>put david davis as head of brexit unit (the person literally responsible for negotiation brexit, not May herself)
>has outright stated she wants to leave the EU
>"brexit means brexit"
Fuck off you cuck. You're on the wrong side of history :^)
>>81220197
Expat desu, I lurk brit/pol to brush up my bantz.
Precious little of it in the US. English is a second language for everybody here - even those who don't speak any other.
>>81220968
>>81221082
alternatively
https://planefinder.net/flight/THY8456
>>81220968
https://planefinder.net/flight/THY8456
>>81220263
ayy good luck with that
>>81211146
DO NOT SEARCH THIS PIC
>>81220823
>underestimating the Sturgeon
It's only happening in the case of devo max, federalisation or something similar. These discussions will take so long that May will be able to shove the Brexit vote under the carpet.
I hope I'm wrong.
Is it just a coincidence that as soon as Obongo came out in favour of Erdogan the media started taking the Turkish media's word at face value?
>>81221263
>>81221230
>5000ft
What's he doing?
>>81220245
Scottish I meant
A plane like that doesn't fly at 6,000 feet, it was holding at 25,000 near biga
>>81221336
Oh dear god.
>>81221533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
>>81216315
Found the sandnigger.
Is this coup gonna fail lads? I wanted a happening.
>flying at 4k feet
WTF IS GOING ON
>>81221533
It does look weird. I don't understand the loops he did over ground either.
>>81221601
3850ft now
>>81220263
still going, meaning
>his plane has been taken over
doubt
>his forces have regained control over Istanbul
What happens after a failed military coup?
Seems like it'd be pretty awkward
