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> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814

> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/

> L A T E S T . S P E C T A T O R . P R I N T
dropcanvas.com/c2g42

> S K Y . N E W S . S T R E A M
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
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Who /comfy/ here?
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Night boys
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owen jones arguing with some american
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>>81225426
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>>81225717
JUST
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>>81225533
Pretty comfy lad
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>>81225646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
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Seems like it's simmering out lads, shame.
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>>81225646
how long till he does the decent thing and converts to Islam?
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>>81225775
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Is it me or does Frank Field look like Francis from House of Cards?

Maybe he's behind the Labour leadership mess
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>>81226079
He's plotting to become next leader
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>>81225646
Owen Jones sounds like a Blairite.
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>>81225717
>>81225775

They are meant to be fixing it suppsedly, it looks so comfy when it used to an actual garden instead of a desolate concrete plaza full of chavs, niggers trying to sell you phone cases/drugs or homeless people having sex.
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>>81225791
Karen :3
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>>81225426

>tfw all of the political class are staying up tweeting shit and watching the news instead of out getting drunk
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Where were you when you heard the neo-Ottoman empire had fallen, lads?
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>>81226249
by knocking the wall down and adding some glass fixtures, actual flower beds are too expensive apparently.
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>>81226189
>>81226079
Would vote for 10/10
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>>81225853
>Stereotypical badger holding a hamburger

Gets me every time.
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>>81226376
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>>81226351
>out getting drunk

What do you take us and them for, normies? Anyone obsessed with politics is autistic, nothing wrong with that lad.
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>>81226420
in my fucking chair with feet up like usual
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>>81226420
Sat naked in bed shitposting
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>>81225646
I remember watching a video, with Shapiro blowing the white male privilege excuse out the water.
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>>81226420
Has the sultan been killed yet then?
/pol/ isn't being as informative as usual.
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>>81226420
playing with my little plastic army men for adults.
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is the coup still ongoing or did it fail?

so much disinfo and propaganda right now
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who /indecentlydrunk/ here lads
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>>81225426
>not bombing your Nelson's Column
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>>81225775
Is that Manchester?

I spent many a teenage night necking vodka in Piccadilly Gardens before trying to sneak into some 18+ gig.
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>>81226282

Shit got real in Ankara.
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>>81226845
aye, the gardens before and after
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>>81226760
/notenoughdrunk/ here
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>>81226420
Laying in bed, thinking about tfw no gf
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>>81225646
There's no currently famous figure I want to give a swirlie to more than Owen Jones
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>>81226760
Is that the £1.50 cider you were talking about?
Looks like piss, get some real ale m9
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Is it over?
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>>81226760
>not using Vallejos

wew
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What was the flight number lads?
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>>81226760
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rate my colombian girlfriend
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>>81226760
dat some death company i see?
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>>81226760
Get some real westcountry cider you pleb
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>>81227008
Oh dear.
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>>81227008
HOLY SH-

What happened to everything above his shoulders?
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>>81227140
TC-ATA, it's landed now.
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>>81227105
Seems so.
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>>81227186
MODS/10
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I feel sorry for those soldiers they are parading on tv, some of the people were trying to abuse them but others were shielding them from the braying Islamic crowd.

If the coup does work out there is going to be one hell of a purge.
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https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk

LOL STUDIO HAS BEEN COUPED LIVE ON AIR
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>>81227358
Ran over by a tank I guess. I don't know what getting shot by a heavy duty round looks like IRL.
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>>81227014
It all went downhill after the Piccadilly Tavern changed hands and went from somewhere alcoholics and underaged drinkers gathered to drink very cheap doubles to a gastropub. I had a very enlightening conversation with a woman due a double mastectomy in there.
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>>81227474

joking shes not really my girlfriend
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>>81226760
Yup, I went shopping earlier and my Morrison's was selling 1 ltr of White & Mackay for £15.
>I love the North
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>>81227214
>>81227048
pls i'm poor

>>81227110
i do have actual vallejos but not reds

>>81227199
actually wip exorcists

>>81227017
get on it lad

>>81227214
tfw devon but not somerset
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im about to get mortal drunk till where i look at myself in the mirror and talk to myself but just slurr words
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>>81227647
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So the coup is pretty much confirmed failed right?

>>81227741

How's the internet over there lad?

Do you actually live there?
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>>81227647
>https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
>>81227647
STANDING BY FOR ARMY SPOKESMAN OR THE PRES
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>>81227869
;3
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>>81227647
>https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
KEK
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>>81227981
Might as well drink white ace then
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>>81228031
Can we get a roach/bro in here to translate or what
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>UK uses Turkeys distraction to invade Turk Cyprus, handing it over to the rightful government whilst seizing some extra clay

E M P I R E
M
P
I
R
E
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>>81227981
Also devon, getting sick of the cucks in exeter that support remain
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>>81228201
'turn the lights off muthafucka'
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>>81227647
oh shit nigger

>that phone alert repeatedly going off
lel
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LITERALLY ME BUT WITH WINE
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>>81228372
tfw north devon and 61% Torridge leave vote
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>>81228020
Short term, I'm here for work.

Explosion at Ataturk airport!
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>>81227981
noice, I spent all day assembling a Sammael, 3 ravenwing blackknights, a tactical squad and a dev squad

>tfw ravenwing are cool as fuck but the formations are boring
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>>81227647
IT'S HABERING
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336
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>>81225646
Poor little Owen he thinks he's defending democracy.

But he's attacking people who want to restore it by removing a man who would put himself above the law.
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>>81228524
>east devon
>only 54%
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>>81228042

she left me
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Massive loss. Especially seeing the crowds. Death throes of whatever chance for secular modernity Turkey had.
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>>81228830
6 hrs ago
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I've had a meeting with an amazing duo of sales reps this Friday.

>deathly pale, very skinny man
>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact
>brown combover
>suit two sizes too big for his frame with narrow peaked lapels
>brown-tinted thick spectacles
>tiny unbuttoned collar
>ENORMOUS Windsor knot on tie, maybe one fourth of it fit between the collar
>wide tie with colourful WW2 planes scattered over olive background

>huge, grey-haired fatso
>very wide, very yellow grin with a couple of teeth missing
>suit with very wide open lapels
>french cuffs
>cufflinks with Batman logo
>bottom button in shirt unbuttoned
>fat, hairy belly visible through the hole
>wide spread collar
>itty-bitty knot on a very narrow plain red tie

They looked like they've just walked out of a very silly sketch.
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>>81228830
goodnight sweet prince
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>>81228519

im drinking whiskey at the moment but its my dads so i cant drink alot of it. will it be dangerous if i stop drinking this then start drinking wine
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>>81228721
>>81228721
SHOUTING INTENSIFIES
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>>81228614
nice lad, assembly is a fucking bitch, i hate it. any painted progress to show? some of mine here lad
http://imgur.com/a/OuKdD
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>>81228565

Isn't that where Assad's plane landed?

Also, Is it nice there?
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>>81228830
OH FUCK

IT'S BACK ON LADS
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Whoa stuff heating up in the studio https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
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>waiting for gunshots
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>>81228303
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>>81229151
No, are you like 12
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>>81229075
Time isn't GMT, it was posted 3 minutes ago.
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>>81229151
Sounds more dangerous if you finish your dad's whiskey lad, especially if it's expensive stuff.
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Can anyone confirm this?

>>81214757
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>>81229151
>you will never be 12 again
Why are you giving me these feels
Anyway you should have gone wine -> whiskey but whatever. If it's white wine you might throw up though kek
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>>81229241
here's some Orks
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>>81229578
Instanbul happening is covering it up.
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>>81229443
fair

just seen this

https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754115210252808192
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>>81229102
>>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact

I know that feel
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>>81227647

This is fucking chilling.

Stay safe turkbros.
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>>81229561

yeah mate thats why i asked its this stuff called XXX Shine Salted caramel corn whiskey he brought it back from New york like a week ago...maybe i might drink it all #YOLO
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We're seeing info wars playing out in front of our eyes
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>>81229241
nah nothing, I got done at 23:30 so not had time to prime them

that sarge looks sick though, how many layers did the Ushabti bone take on the robes?
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>>81229151
small doses lad, you'll be fine, anything's worth it to live once

>>81229708
nice stuff desu senpai, nice fading and weathering on the guns, drill your barrels though
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news

BBC finally got their act together and put up a big-ass satisfying headline on the front page.
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Been away for a couple of hours lads, how's the coup going? It sounds like everything has wound down and that the Government is regaining control.
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>>81225426
THE BRIT SOLDIERS ON
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>gunfire
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>>81229257
Well it's a tropical island, but it's for rich people, shady lawyers/bankers and the locals (wogs).
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>>81229820
history mate


whoever gets infront of that camera next won

SHOTS FIRED
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OH FUCK

SCREAMS AND GUNSHOTS AT CNN?
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>>81229699
Any respectable 12 year old mixes all the alcohol they can conceivably steal and makes a "shit mix" therefore removing any concern about drink order.
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SHOTS FIRED ON CNN TURK

OH SHIT
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Yank on Russia today blaming this on brexit
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Was that gunfire in the CNN studio?

Also, sounded like a mic'd up person either fleeing or hiding.
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>>81229981
like 7 or 8 lel, i could probably have done a better job blending but didn't have the patience and gave up. light colours are a bitch
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>>81230042

Here's your answer mate:

https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
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>>81229102
Also the fat one opened the meeting by spending five minutes explaining that even though he voted for Brexit he personally has nothing against Polish immigrants or me in particular.
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>>81230115

The Locals haven't speared you yet?
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>>81229699

i never started drinking till i was like 18
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>>81230313
yep
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>>81229877
Move onto the wine. You'll get bollocked by the alcohol, but not by your dad.
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MSM refusing to accept that all the coup plotters are habitual users of mind-altering drugs!
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>>81229877
googled it and it's only 20 buckaroos, just drink it all
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>>81230607
Kek's audibly
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>>81230299
>vote brexit
>destroy labour
>destroy cameron
>destroy turkey
>destroy EU (inevitable)
DEMOCRACY WORKS
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>>81230402
I tried painting my DW termies from Dark vengeance with it, painting bone colours makes me want to kill myself desu
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>>81230042
Nobody knows. With shit like this it's not over til it's over.

Parliament buildings been bombed, some people dead in the streets. Coup just took over Turk CNN. King Roach landed in Istanbul. Bomb just went off at the airport where King Roach landed


Don't fall for the crowds meme, King Roach told his Roachlets to take to the streets. Coup told pro-coup people to stay indoors to avoid getting hurt.

>>81230607
Go to bed Peter, it's late
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>>81230470
Confirmed for not growing up in a post-industrial Northern town.

Even the god squad Christians were heavy drinkers at 16.
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>>81230414
>>81230414
more gun fire, lighter this time
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>>81230607
and also blairites
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>more gunfire at CNN
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>>81230607
Very good post
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chanting now
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>>81230971

yeah mate thats all u got up there is just getting pissed sometimes i wish i lived in a shit hole nothern town and went out drinking at 14 and hooked up with the local nothern slags at the park
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>>81230971
this desu
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CNN Turk won't work on my phone what exactly happened
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>soldiers lay down arms in turkey square
happening over?
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It's getting intense
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>>81231292
Allah akbar??
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>>81230607
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https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk

Gunfire and pro-military chanting at CNN. This isn't over.
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>>81231507
The coup is based right? It's confusing over there, there are factions within factions.
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>>81231294
pussy desu
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>>81231799
This audio with a muted BBC stream is the way to do it.
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>>81231799
>pro-military
pro-military

source?
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im so high and this is all too high (((energy))) for me m8s
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>>81231507
grim t b h

>>81230926
prime white and don't kill yourself over layering i guess. sitting on about 4000pts of assembled space marines myself, no fucking idea how i'm ever going to do it all. my prognosis: very slow
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>>81231432
The building got stormed and taken over by people involved in the coup, the cameras are still rolling and you can hear people shouting.
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>>81231507

>0.17

holy sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt did he get run over by a tank or something?
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>>81231507
Whose job is it to clean that up?
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>>81231507
>0:17
holy shit that guy got shredded
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>>81231446
That's just one group in Istanbul, there are more elsewhere in Istanbul as well as well as Ankara
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sounds like skyrim lads
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IT'S NOT OVER
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>>81231446
>No pics

Don't believe anything in this unless there's pictures or video. Media in Turkey is very pro Erdogan and social media is restricted, it's almost impossible to get an accurate picture of whats going on.

>>81231990
>Not having Turk CNN, RT, Fox and Sky streams all running at once

WEW LAD
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Who /cocaine/ here?
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https://twitter.com/ask1907com/status/754100467190394880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
HOLY SHIT
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>>81231991
Turks in the sticky say they're pro military chants.
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>>81232281
What a waste.
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I'm out for good lads.

It was nice posting with you. Had a blast since 2012 on this thread. If I see any of you on the flipside I'll buy you a pint.

God bless and stand stong.
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>>81232079
helicopters
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>>81231979

notherners are ugly its because they get fetal alcohol syndrome Lol
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>>81232388
>I'm out for good

You know as well as I do it doesn't work that way m8
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>>81229995
>drill your barrels though

Might do at some point but been a while since I really felt the urge. Prices finally did me in last time I went on a spree.
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>>81231507
>telling your citizens to defy the curfew that was stated would be enforced by lethal force
>telling your most ardent followers to go get killed
What the fuck were the stupid politicans thinking? If they had enough force to overwhelm the rest of the military and take the two largest cities of the country, did they really think they wouldn't be able to put down unarmed protestors?
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Erdogan going full sheev and creating a coup so he can sweep in crush the resistance and declare himself emperor.

>>81232022
just need transports to have my 1.2k CAD list done
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>>81232388
>tfw want to an hero every day
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>>81232521
>drunk bum posting
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>>81232388
See you next happening friendo
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>>81232388
>I'm out for good lads.
no pls
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>>81225426
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/81214757
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>>81232388
See you next week!
>>
LOUD SHOUTING
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>>81232574
>Telling your fans to stay indoors
>Giving the military completely free reign to take over the country

If you don't have the army on side putting people on the streets is the only way to keep yourself in power
>>
Shout out to the guy who popped up in CNN stream and didn't steal the laptop.
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>>81232388
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cnn is back
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>>81232574
The military killing civilians gives Erdogan the moral high ground.
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>>81232349

where can i watch the footage??
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>>81232880
here we go

>CNN

NEED TRANSLATION
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>>81231294
It was a glorious time. Your ranking in society was based on how much alcohol you could procure. There was a time an alcohol purchasing friend fucked up and got J20s (this was when they were new) thinking they were alchopops. Despite him looking 10 years older than the rest of us, he wasn't invited to a piss up ever again.
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Hope this guy doesn't get shot
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GUY SPOTTED
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https://twitter.com/killmenowfuck/status/754115344940212224

MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN TURKEY
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hello world
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>planes destroyed
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>>81232752

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy Lmaooooooooo
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>>81230607
>https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
START WATCHING THIS NOW

>>81229578
Looks like the redacted bits of the 9/11 report about Saudi were expected soon.
Could be legit.
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>>81233326
>>81233326
DIS FUGGIN GUY

He looks like he is literally off the street
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apparantley the coup has been defeated only a few pockets of resistance left
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>this guy on the cnn stream

The absolute madman
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>>81225646
The left are mad MP Chris Bryant is blaming Brexit campaign lies for the Turkish coup
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>Coup leaders claim they have taken Erdogan's life

WTFFFFFFF AJJJJJJJHHHHHHHH
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The real tragedy
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>>81233621

Source or shill
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>>81233115
>going "camping"
>camping just meant sitting around a fire in a forest all night drinking whatever cheap booze we could get
>that one dickhead who always threw a tin of deodorant on the fire

I's do anything to go back there
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Someone just hung up on the guy on CNN

Bit rude tbqg lads
>>
Can't wait until WW3 happens and I can live stream the entire thing from my protected bunker stocked with 80 years worth of ramen and vodka
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https://twitter.com/anadoluajansi/status/754119160439922688/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Erdogan spotted
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>>81233115

Lol j20s are nice though i always thought it was alcohol as a kid and felt hard drinking them
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>>81233235
Stop being silly lad
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>>81233349
BANE?
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>>81233836
>>81233836
>>81233836
WE NEED THAT NUMBER
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>>81233665
>Chris Bryant is blaming Brexit

Kek, I saw that tweet. The man is a fucking idiot.
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>>81233665
I wonder what side he's on.
I think he was arguing with someone off camera earlier.
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>2am
>sitting in the comfort of my home
>listening to Gold radio
>watching happenings
>shitposting on brit/pol/

life is good lads
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>>81233748

Okay I'm sure they would of much more preferred being raped by marauding Islamic gangs or strafed by 20 mm cannon fire.
>>
Jesus christ

It's looking like if this coup fails Islam will unironically sieze Turkey

all the crowds are chanting "ya allah bismillah allahu akbar"

scared lads
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>>81233758
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-36811357

turkish intelligence agency says this, however i presume they are pro-erdogan so should be taken with large pinch of salt
>>
>having national TV all to yourself
>Not hosting your own TV show
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>sitting at the desk
GIVE US A NEWS REPORT FAGGOT
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>>81234060
Meant for
>>81233672
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>>81234116
it can't last. Eventually our bubbles will be encroached on.
>>
how long before cnn guy gets shot?

last two digits determines
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>>81234116
>2am
>high as a fuckin kite
>watching a military coup in turkey contemplating the wonders of AK-47's
>listening to islamic chants

>not quite understanding whats going on but very comfy
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>>81233782
>went "camping"
>put up a tent in the local park
>tent was burnt down by local chavs before 10pm

You had it lucky.
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>>81234324
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>>81234200
this is exactly what's happening and it's not remotely surprising.

The only Muslim majority country with some kind of a claim on secular modernity just gave out.

Ataturk undone.
>>
what a fucking first 2 days in the job for boris
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>>81234550
Kaz, I'm already a roach
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>>81234086
>>81234086

>>int/62154656

guy says coup, god knows
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>>81234421

*unhheathes spliff*
*lights it up*
*tokes the spliff*
*spins 360 degrees*
*nothing peronsell kid*
>>
>>81234451
>taking a tent

should have just gone bareback la
>>
>>81233937
I'm sure they are nice as a kid. When you're 14 and wanting to get rat arsed is a completely different story.
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>>81234623
>appoint ABSOLUTE MADMAN as foreign sec
>world goes absolutely mad
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Specialist in defeating coups has just been seen getting off a TU-95 in Attaturk airport
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>>81234623
>what a fucking first 2 days in the job for boris

Mays new cabinet certainly have their hands full what with Brexit, France and now this
>>
>>81234421
you need this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKQ2NQ7BR9Q

or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrwJ8J3fwL0
>>
whatever happens, I hope the coup resolves quickly and there's no civil war

Just imagine what a civil war would mean

more mass destruction and death, more recruiting ground for islamist militias and terrorist groups, more waves of refugees spilling into Europe, could go very fucking disastrous
>>
Has anyone from BLM complained that the coup was staged to distract from murder of blacks in america yet?
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Remember when we cared about France?
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>>81234277
I can't wait.

I know I'll be one of the first to go, being stupidly out of shape as I am, but I'd really like to see civilization crumble to it's knees with my own eyes.
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MANKS ABOUT TO BE BLOWN OUT THE SKY
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>>81234811
>>
Hearing the sound of a generic Iphone ringtone and twitter noises amongst this chaos is really surreal.
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>>81234979
No.
>>
>>81234967
Things have to get worse before they get better lad, we're far too contempt with the refugees we have because the elites don't feel the effects.

Once the world is drowning maybe then it will try to take a breath.
>>
>>81234116
>>81234421
>2am
>drunk on non brand rum
>posting pictures of myself crossdressing on /b/

where did it all go so wrong
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>>81234979

>literally happened yesterday
>already forgot about it
>>
>>81234979
1940?
>>
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Shit think the coup is actually in control they've turned it round just like Brexit
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>>81234777
We were edgy """"ironic"""" teens, what can I say.
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>>81235212
>>
>>81234979
That's that place we go to fight someone every few decades isn't it?
>>
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>>81235075
>a plane full of scallies vs turkey
>>
>>81234979
1914?
>>
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>this just came on the radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-4AN-xY7ds

>all while I watch a country crumble via livestreams

what a time we live in
>>
>>81235362
It's all so up in the air nobody fucking knows whats going on. Propoganda from both sides makes it so hard to understand what's going on.
>>
>>81235075

>plane to manchester
>literally sounds like a manc greeting
>>
>>81234116
>2am
>sad, depressed and lonely
>tears because i'll never have a gf

>>81235287
lewd
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxcfhDnD1Q0
>>
>>81235847
media treading on eggshells too
>>
>>81235362
doesn't look like it.
>>
>hostage situation inside cnn turk
>>
>>81236280
Can hardly say I blame them.
>>
does NATO have an obligation with internal stuggles?
>>
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Why am I sitting listening to a Turk chat on the phone in a war zone at 2:20?
>>
>>81236085
>lewd

d-do you want me to be your gf?
>>
>>81233782
I can relate to every single one of these feels

We also listened to music and smoked dudeweedlmao
>>
>>81236453
i meant ours, they're trying really hard not to shit on erdogan.
>>
>>81236540
because you've lost control of your life


THIS CITY'S SLEEPIN' LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
>>
>that phone going off all the time
JUST ANSWER IT, CUNT
>>
>president is back
>no state officials arrested
>martial law ignored by people
>military gone from streets
>soldiers captured or surrendered
Grasping a straws at this point to think its not over.
>>
>>81236540
meanwhile

the president is on the other side of the city giving a press conference
>>
>>81236507
nope
>>
is prawn cocktail the ideal crisps to munch on while I listen to news?
>>
who wavy here pham
>>
>>81236507
no.

in fact explicitly not
>>
>>81233782
Fuck me literally this
>>
>>81236659
It got me down last night thinking about it, my best friend at the time has a wife and kid now and we barely speak, I haven't spoken to my gf from that time for 8 years, that period of being 16-18 was the greatest time of my life and the memories will never be enough.
>>
>>81233782

>warm cans of White Lightning
>>
>>81237092
Only if you don't have any pickled onion. The spicier the better,
>>
Syria:
Foreign rebels attack government, support foreign rebels

Turkey:
Turkish army attacks government, support dictator
>>
>>81236702
There's no point shitting on someone when it's 2 in the morning and your entire audience are autistic shutins
>>
>>81234979
Crazy timing.

Pink shirt guy has gone.
Is he heading to greet Erdogan?
I was hoping he might start ranting about freedom or something/
>>
>>81233054
hardly, martial law is martial law anywhere in the world. Maybe according to the media it's the moral high ground, but that's bullshit
>>
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Turkey is forever an Islamist shithole now.
>>
>>81237395
>saw someone drinking Strongbow on the tube today
>had flashbacks to drinking warm cans of cider in my youth

Felt quite ill desu.
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>>81237562
>Pink shirt guy

who could it be?
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazsHc2x4vo

OFFICIAL /pol/ STREAM
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>>81237562
yeah I know dat feel

For one crazy second it looked like he had made it off the street and was gonna start ranting about how one side of the other didn't have legitimacy in broken english
>>
>>81237826
>#coupmanonatrain
>>
>>81236607
I'm sure you're cute anon but I'd probably make you sad too. too scared of anyone ever seeing me naked desu

>>81237273
>tfw 20
>no good memories in years
>already want to end it
>>
something is happening on bbc news
>>
>>81238013
>not michael 'coup coup' portillo
>>
What you lads listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsC7ILz7eIE
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>>81238013
[muffled aaaandrewww in the distance]
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>>81237826
My Bradshaws says "Death to traitors freedom to Turkey"
>>
>>81233748
>10k
Turkish Airlines are cheap as fuck, like $600 a flight one way. That's horseshit.
>>
So lads will this be the true Social Media™

Guys are back in the studio.

TRANSFUCKINGLATION????
>>
>>81237674
I don't think many in Turkey will be questioning the morals or ethics of harsh retaliation against people who just tried to topple the government and killed civilians somehow
>>
>>81238449
>So lads will this be the true Social Media™ revolution

revolution
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9/11 pages leaked chaps.

>>81214757
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>>81238205
Needs a hashtag.

>>81238107
>20

Are you even out of nappies yet? Everyone I know agrees that being 24-26 is almost as good as being 15-18, if not better in different ways.

Would honestly rather be 25 again than 18 lad, and I'm only 27.
>>
>>81238107
>I'm sure you're cute anon but I'd probably make you sad too. too scared of anyone ever seeing me naked desu

if you say so anon. i would've loved a nice /pol/ bf but oh well :(
>>
>it's only half 2 bong and it's getting gay already
>>
Looks like the coup has failed. Mass executions in Turkey next.

Not sure if the military still controls Ankara though.
>>
>>81239381
this

am going to bed fuck this
>>
>Turk on RT unironically saying this coup is very similar to brexit

Fucking hell
>>
>>81239320
>>81239320
>>81239320

NEW THREAD

>>81239320
>>81239320
>>81239320
>>
>>81239563
>RT

its RT what do you expect...
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>>81239381
TURKISH CIVIL WAR

PARTIAL COUP
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