BREAKING: German airforce has been put on high alert. Erdogan plane is being denied entry into German airforce. German airforce is sending Eurofighters to Southern border.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHH LOOOOOL
>>81188892
>Germany finally decides it's had too many immigrants
>>81188892
make him land in Moscow
KEK
>>81189829
top kek
guys.. stop bullying him wtf
>>81188892
KEKED
>>81188892
Oh god I want to believe this.
>>81188892
One immigrant too many. Get fucked you muslim piece of shit.
>>81190293
t. Erdogan
sry we're full
>>81188892
If the krauts shoot it down it will start WW3
>>81188892
Yeah... nice no source.
/r/ trump "you have to go back" meme with Merkel and erdogan
Pest control is finally working it seems.
>>81189829
S A V A G E
JUST
>>81188892
they cant do that, thats not tolerant
nice non-source Ahmed
So they'll let in every other poor stupid immigrant, but one person who's probably not going to rape anybody and educated they deny. Germany yes!
Will the norks take him?
Does he have an air bridge for fuel?
>>81188892
Germany has an airforce?
>>81188892
>POST YFW RUSSIA SHOOTS THIS TURKISH PLANE DOWN
>>81192063
>>81188892
SHOOT IT DOWN
>>81188892
I guess Erdogan's skin isn't dark enough to qualify as a refugee for Germany.
THE ROACH IS CORNERED
>>81191805
>nice non-source Ahmed
Are you even watching the news? It was on NBC and on various twitter feeds.
Germany has refused landing rights and the airforce is on high alert.
When exactly will Trump become the president? Is this something like his super long intro?
>>81192063
>THIS WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG
the fucking pottery holy shit
>>81192013
nope only the United States of Assholes has a military
>>81192970
>unskippable cutscenes irl
Fuck
>>81188892
what the heck? i have more hecks to give.
why=
>>81192063
It's alright, Captain Sweden will save the day!
>>81192401
Let Russia do it.
Why would we let in a guy who has provoked us for years and now doesn't even have power anymore? Also this would probably anger the new turkish government.
So who is this Erdogan guy? Good guy? Bad guy? I don't know too much about it; just pretend I'm some moron who knows nothing of international politics.
PIECE A SHIT GERMAN SCUM, TRAITORS PIECE OF SHIT. CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE MANY GERMAN WHORE. FUCK YOU ADOLF PIECE A SHIT
>>81190895
we all knew they would somehow start ww3,
but who would fight back against germany? everybody likes germany bettrer than turkey
>>81188892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
HAPPENNNINNNG
>>81194364
Calm down Ahmed.
>mfw the russians will end up shooting the plane down
>deja vú
>>81194364
fuck erdogan. we dont need islamic shits like him. may he rest in piss
>erdogan's airplane flying in circles
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>81194364
your genes will not endure
>>81188892
SHOOT HIM DOWN!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!!
>>81194224
>pretend
So where does he go? gottagosumwer
>>81194574
HOW DO YOU FEEL IF CLOSEST ALLY BETRAY AMERICA? FUCK GERMAN PIECE A SHIT
>>81188892
>German airforce is sending Eurofighters to Southern border.
but t-t-thats the Austrian border
GERMANY NO!
>>81189829
LAWWWLLL
>>81194224
>just pretend I'm some moron who knows nothing of international politics.
>merrika
eheheh, Id buy you a beer
>>81194610
oh shit, this meme magic is too strong for me
>>81194915
we could just pin it on a guy blowing himself up in his plane for the success of the revolution
>>81194862
Eventually the pilot will get tired and drift east into Russian territory.
>>81195161
YES.
>>81192063
Which body of water will he "land" into?
>>81195157
Turkey is a lousy ally, the Germans learned that in WW1.
and for the grand final, let him fly to russia and enjoy the firework
>>81192063
>>81195157
Turkey was never an ally of us. We used you to keep the 'fugees out.
>>81195372
Anschluss?
Surprise the cuckery and rapefugee crisis was all an elaborate act to fool the Jews!
Its Reichtime now
>>81194162
So you finally found a turk you don't want to let fuck your wife?
How was you first week at work Theresa?
>>81192063
>>81195161
YES
>>81191001
Shit damn near existed on its own.
>>81195577
SHIEEEEETTT
>>81192063
he can land without permission and claim political asylum. like the German airforce is going to do anything
>>81195785
>American education
Turks can't just come here like the refugees.
>>81195668
SNAKES TRUE SELF IS REVELED WHEN YOUR FRIEND NEEDS YOU. PIECE A SHIT. FUCK YOUR ADOLF AND YOUR ANCESTORS
>>81192063
>>81194224
>flag
>pretend
Here is your (You) Austrialia
>>81189829
MADMAN
>>81194364
Traitors? We were never your friends, fuckbag. Piece of shit muslim scum, fucking die.
>Erdogan denied entry to Germany
>Sweden says they'll grant amnesty
>roaches fly too close to Kaliningrad
>Russian fighter shoots it down
>>81189829
>>81189829
FATALITY
>>81196147
>How was you first week at work Theresa?
Brits should take the Erdogan. They aren't part of the EU, so they can take dictators in.
>>81196646
You aren't friends of anyone. Everyone hates roaches.
>>81192063
that would be fucking great.
PUTIN DO IT
>blackmail germany over rapefugees
>your country undergoes a military coup
>"c- can i come to germany?"
>"no"
>>81194364
Doesn't take much for them to reveal their true nature, does it?
>>81196958
>yfw germany russia and sweden were in on it the whole time
>>81196705
b-but he has an american flag pls don't bully
>>81194862
It's on flightradar gulfstreamg4
He must've fucked up bad, maybe he's responsible the terror attack yesterday and the US/EU had enough of his shit?
>>81195161
GROßDEUTSCHE NATION
>>81196958
He will even be denied here, he is quite disliked.
Maybe UK?
>>81190895
How? He literally has nothing left.
He's just another roach now. topkek
>pro erdogan cucks openly opposing military on the bridge while shots being fired
stop shooting the air, these radical islamic terrorists will bring explosives soon. just shoot the fuckers
>>81194364
Clam down Turkey its not like this is the end.
OH WAIT!
>>81197179
>You aren't friends
>>81196936
>We were never your friends
NATO = ALLY
SNAKES
>>81195161
You fucks started two world wars and then pinned it on us.
This time we'll keep you in check.
>>81196958
I need this.
>>81197032
Why burn bridges with Turkey's new government?
>>81197507
Wait how do I find it?
>>81197179
To be clear: I do not hate Turks per se, I hate Erdogan's terror-sponsoring Islamists.
>>81194364
Jesus fucking christ this is the best day of my life
>>81197520
>geteiltes Leid ist halbes Leid
>>81192063
Erdogan should replace Merkel. Most of the turks are living in Germany anyway.
>>81192063
Just on BBC: Erdogan has left the country.
Good news is: Arseholes like the one in pic will not recieve any more money from Anakara.
That means, Gülen and the Grey Wolves and the Turkish Party of Germany (founded just two weeks ago) are no more.
>>81197542
>maybe in the country that just fucking voted to leave the EU in order to better control its borders and sovereignty
>in the country that has literally only just appointed its new PM and cabinet
>the country where the new government's first international decision would be allowing in a fleeing turkish funder of terrorism after even Germany rejected him
>>81191856
>they let people fleeing persecution in
>they don't let the persecutor in
Critical thinking son, learn it.
This takeover is being fueled by the U.S. and NATO.
>>81197542
Boris called him a wanker in a poem waaaay before now.
Boris now foreign secretary.
>some hijab wearing roach on sky, salty secular forces overthrow democracy trying to push for theocracy.
>wants condemnation for the coup
Fuck roaches.
>>81194364
Lmfao
>>81192063
![aiman_mazyek_small[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yJ3B9Ho.jpg "aiman_mazyek_small[1].jpg")
>>81198599
I mean this butt face.
>German Air force
The German military is a fucking laughing stock.
I JUST HEARD JETS FLYING OVER MY HOUSE. PLEASE KEK, DONT END ME LIKE THIS.
Mysterious Germanic soul.
I give up.
I can't understand you fuckers.
>>81188892
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS HAPPENING HOLY SHIT
>>81188892
>At the last minute, Putin shoots down his plane
>>81199191
Well, history teaches us that it takes germany a bit less than 10 years to go from total economic collapse to second most powerful military in the world.
>>81199191
Reports say Mekel's been on the line to Satan brokering the Red Baron's return to active duty.
ts.peterle.be
How can we track the plane on Flightradar24?
>>81199869
https://de.flightaware.com/live/flight/AFL2134
>coup failing
>merkel deal with erdogan in tatters
>german govt. complicity in coup appears
>brings down merkel govt.
>>81188892
>be turk
>first thought is to flee to germany
Can't even make this shit up
>>81199690
If there's one thing you guys do right it's gearing up for total war. Shame you always lose.
>>81188892
>implying that Germany would not lie to protect him
>>81199805
>Post TS.
>People can't move.
Russian wont dare to interfere even indirectly in this however Putin must be creaming at the thought of having a change to get his hands on edrogone
land the plane in moscow kek!
Iran have shut down borders with Turkey. Coup tanks under attack by civilians with small arms.
>>81196147
>Turdogan flying to London
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>81200046
Thanks!
>>81188892
>Anonymous source
Aka bullshit
>>81200500
You are always welcome to join us next time. Take back your own Reich!
please dont land
>>81201309
Is this the plane Erdogan is on?
It's like the ukraine happening all over again.
>>81201696
I'm not totally sure
>>81200046
why did the plane land in ukraine ?
>>81201530
We already did on 23rd June. You lost again.
Please don't let him land. Let us for once not look like fucking retards
>>81200046
I don't think that's it.
Well at least there's one migrant that Germany won't spread her legs for.
>>81202303
>Krim
>Ukraine
nice try
>>81189829
kek wills it
>>81190895
going for the Hattrick
>>81192063
STREAMING SKY NEWS
ANKHSTREAM DOTT COM
GO TO EIGHT CHANNEL
WITH CHAT, LETS ENJOY THE FUCKING HAPPENING
>Germoney isn't letting a muslim into their country for once
wew, what is the world coming to?
>>81201710
fucking this
no coup in the last two year did anything good
>>81192063
>>81202699
why is it flying to Moscow?
>>81202566
I meant your unruly colonies in the west.
>You lost again.
Just wait for 2017. Not all hope is lost just yet.
Does anyone know how to track the plane he's on?
>>81192063
>>81203217
this plane is coming from moscow as far as i can see
https://twitter.com/Havrekhshaeta/status/754083992916336640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
How the FUCK have the soldiers allowed the faggot police to arrest them?!
Turkey pls.
>>81196646
Haha
>>81194574
Ahmed is Arab, Tarkan is Turkish.
>>81195157
>Germany is Turkey closest ally
So you're saying Turkey has no allies?
>>81202597
merkel will cave
>>81194364
Is this the president posting from his phone in between facetime calls?
>>81188892
This is going to be awkward as fuck if the coup fails.
Weren't they chumming it up with this guy, even talking about letting Turkey into the EU?
>>81197679
We accepted the Ataturk Turkey into NATO. The Erdogan Turkey isn't an ally.
>>81192063
If that happens. Or if anyone shoots it down, or if it just crash..
My neighbours will see a very strange view of me dancing on the street.
>>81195161
ANSCHLUSS NOW!
What the fuck happened? Why is this going down? I thought the roaches were just weird people.
>>81198271
>implying jihadism doesnt grow out of everyday turkish/arab racism
I challenge you to go out with me and find a muslim girl dating a german guy.
>>81188892
>MEME MAGIC IS HAPPENING AGAIN
WHAT'S NEXT AFTER THE ROACH REVOLUTION?
>>81192063
absolutely
>>81197679
Nato doesnt say anything about internal shit like that.
I hope you fucking die muslim
>>81197709
You cannot keep hold of your own country from untermenschen, how are you going to annex anyone?
>>81188892
Lol let in all the roaches but not king roach. Wtf is merkel playing at?
>>81204769
>you
you have the same number of muslims per capita and took in more refugees per capita
>>81192063
We have an airforce? Do they man that one 30 year old rusty helicopter we're allowed to have?
Maybe he is in this one.
https://www.flightradar24.com/MNB223/a59f245
>>81188892
"roger tango six five bravo we have visual"
"weapons free"
<erdogan intensifies>
>>81188892
GERMANY NO!
E
R
M
A
N
Y
N
O
streaming the happening on ankhstream dott com.
channel is EIGHT.
COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN, ITS HAPPENING
>>81192063
>>81205496
You think he'd be on a SwiftAir flight?
>>81195410
Thom pls
>>81203963
Probably just two guys who wandered off from their unit, got mobbed and de-armed.
Isolated things like this will happen.
>>81206377
I can count at least 20 in that video.
>>81206377
>>81206914
Nice. Hopefully their executions are livestreamed
>>81204068
If I were a world leader, I would totally spend my free time shitposting on 4chan.
That's probably why I'm not a world leader.
>>81207258
>>81188892
Last Turk not already in Germany.
BREAKING NEWS:
PLANE SHOT DOWN BY WHITE SUPREMACIST SAM HYDE
>>81197520
Zweites Reichskommissariat Ostland?
Bitte?
>>81192063
>>81194364
>>81192063
CNN NOW REPORTING ERDOGAN OFFICIALLY IS ASKING FOR ASYLUM IN UK!
>>81208581
FUCK OFF THEY'RE FULL
>>81192063
>>81192063
COUP OVER, FAILED
moscow will give him refuge :^>
please Kek make it happen!
>>81191390
>jail satirist for poking fun at erdogone
>apologize to him personally
>military coup
>now betray him
I mean, it's not that it isn't good he was denied, but can a Serb please shoot the bitch in the face already.
>>81210040
I bet you're a Turk.
>>81188892
PLEASE SHOOT HIM DOWN
PLEASE KEK
>>81195161
Lebensraum Here we go again
>>81210245
its over the leaders of the defected militairy have surrendered.
BREAKING German airforce in process of escorting Erdogan flight through German airspace towards Dutch airspace - supposed to go on to London.
>>81192063
>>81210797
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
get out my airspace OUT OUT OUT
>>81194499
That was beautiful
>>81188892
>german airforce
>airworthy eurofighters
>>81194364
Why you so upset, germans aren't going to rape your goat, it's ass is all yours still dude.
Why do we hate the roaches so much? They seem better than the other nations in the region and are opponents of ISIS
We've obtained exclusive footage of the Luftwaffe escorting the flying roach.
>>81212142
Turkeys been supporting isis actually. They smuggle the oil out of Syria to be sold in turkey. Russia even released aerial photographs of it.
>>81212142
Erdogan probably secretly supports ISIS
I heard Erdogan is pro Israel?
Who are the jews backing the President or the military?
or botth?
>>81212585
Turkey is against Assad and supports Al-Nusra who are partly allied with IS
Nobody supports IS directly unless they are batshit crazy
>>81199805
>tfw my TS has a turk who is 200m away from the fighting
ha!
>>81192063
Nice work Germany. Had to go to his islamist buddy the Mayor of London instead.
Maybe this show the haters that Germany (much like us) is taking refugees out of purely humanitarian reasons, is concerned about people's lives, and don't really support islamic idiots in any way, shape or form.
TWO QUESTIONS:
1. Why would Dogan choose Germany?
2. Why would they refuse him?
Is he really going to London?
>>81188892
Guess he shouldn't have gotten so butthurt over those German comedians. Sucks for you Erdogan. Guess he has to fly over the atlantic to his pal Obongo now.
>>81216858
1. REFUGEES WELCOME
2. Merkel was trying to sleep, it's late at night
>>81194364
>>81194364
Why do you support your president? He supports ISIS, doesn't he?
Explain yourself. I don't get it.
>>81188892
Oh, poor Erdy...
Need help of those you deemed kuffar and wrong?
How ironic and laughable. Karma's a bitch.
>>81216858
Large number of pro Erdogan turks
They don't want him to use german turks for propaganda purposes.
They forbade him to campaign in Germany before.
>>81202850
BTW the "kek" thing isn't fags who got bored with "lel" it's satanists and ignorant fools eager for chaos and pain, because they are pathetic losers.
>>81219887
kek is simply lol and comes from WoW.
>>81196646
I think germany isin't owned by you. Nobody likes you and nobody needs you. Just die
>>81197679
NATO is not a club of friends. It's a collection of America's fuccbois.
Shall he go to Rostov perhaps?
>>81189829
GERMANY NO!
There he is
![searchcaesar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t20ZXR9.jpg "searchcaesar[1].jpg")
>>81192063
>>81192063
PRAISE KEK
>>81192063
>>81192063
Sounds like a topic Poland would be an expert on.
>>81194364
Erdogan in anal fracture watch
You know, this sounds exactly like the kind of event that would lead into world war 3.
Landed in Istanbul
>>81194364
Fuck you turkey masterbaiter.
>>81188892
https://youtu.be/6f4DT0jh0Vk
>>81195161
ÖSTERREICH IST DEUTSCHLAND
>>81194890
Its a roach, it can live with its head cut off m8
>>81222499
BTFO
>>81194499
neat!
Unfortunatly you are just falling dor the coup propaganda. Wish it was otherwise, but the coup is over. The military planed it out horribly. Neither got the pm, nor erdogan, nor the head of parliament,nor the head of secret agencies, nor thr head of police. They did not secure the airport, nor could they win over the airforce.
>>81195161
They just need breathing room.
