ON FACETIME RIGHT NOW. He is in a secure location. Speaking via mobile.
The future will be bright
Can someone please give a brief summary of what the hell is going on?
I'm gone half an hour and suddenly Turkey is fucking imploding
Die, cunt, die.
>>81181013
wow
>>81181013
DEEP STATEologists confirmed, traitors to Baba-Khan BTFO
Europe, behold your new overlord
>>81181975
2 hours ago, the Turkish military has started a coup. Has taken over ministries, chief of staff, media, IStanbul, is in control over Istanbul. Explosions in Ankara.
Erdogan has just being gone on TV via his mobile phone from a "secure area".
>>81181013
Public execution please
>>81181013
Yeah. That inspires confidence.
>>81181013
>>81182359
Right, thank you
This came outta nowhere.
>>81181013
What is he saying
pls respond
>>81182778
She's disappointed he's alive.
>>81181013
last gasp of a soon to be dead president
this has been a pretty shit year for merkel lel
POST YOUR RARE ERDOGANS
>>81181013
>Exiled goverment officials making Live statements from a safehouse via iPhone during a military coup
We are truly living in a golden information age.
<3 the internet
>>81183224
He's trying to make the populace fight the army for his sake
>>81183458
>person on a news network holding up an iphone for facetime
thanks for the laughs roaches
>>81183302
>last gasp of a soon to be dead president
NBC is reporting that Erdogan is flying to Germany right now to ask for asylum.
Not kidding.
>>81182778
>When you expecting a call from bae but Erdogan won't hang up
>>81183006
I remember roaches on /pol/ saying the country was on the brink of civil war months ago. I thought it had something to do with the Kurds, tho.
>>81183959
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Can't wait to see how merkel spins this shit
>>81182359
Cool, not every day there is a coup in a first world european country.
>>81181013
Is this that Pokemon Go I've been hearing about?
>>81183959
AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>81183959
FIND HIS SKYPE AND CALL HIM YOUR RETARDS
DO IT
>>81181013
What an incredibly weak image, a tiny man literally held in someone's hand. Didn't think that through you stupid idiot
>>81181013
Kek literally giving a speech on Facetime from a photobooth at the Airport, mysides
>>81183959
kek. i hope he makes good kebabs for you guys.
>>81186633
Are you safe? take the the streets and rape someone wtf are you doing
>>81181013
I support the military coup d'état in Turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x84cm8djHsw >>81181534
>The future will be bright
Lambright!
>>81186068
He's so teeny tiny :3
>>81187226
>rape someone
we arent fucking arabs. turks are extremely militarist, everybody will sit at home like army told them to do so and wait this is over.
>>81181013
Why is this happening now? Is there a more conservative Islamist regime hoping to take power?
>>81184031
Kek
relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymEKiY1UR8
>>81183458
What a shitty Roachemon to catch.
>>81186633
>i hope he makes good kebabs for you guys.
We just denied his plane to enter German airspace.
Erdogan BTFO
>>81187949
Wtf i like turkey now
>>81187949
>>81188508
wtf me too
>>81183458
Is this a Pokemon Go viral or something? Is that Roachmander?
It is occurring my dudes
>>81188445
Merkel swiped left.
>>81188445
Does he just fly around in circles now? lel
>>81189352
>Flys over Russian airspace
>Gets shot down
>>81187949
but there are crowds in the streets in Istambul right now on Periscope
>>81181534
nobody will give a shit about this coup in a couple weeks. it will lead nowhere
t-this won't effect turkey getting into the EU will it?
>>81190302
It will lead to a civil war, Pedro.
What did he mean by this
>>81189185
nah, she already caught a roach and doesnt need another
>>81187949
Lets be friends again. Erdogan was a bitch.
>>81190791
Dogan pls
>>81190791
>>81186068
>erd was a computer program all along
>>81184485
>turkey
>first world
>european country
>>81181013
This is probably a scam of erdoğan guys. We're fucked. Save your prayers for my roach soul. pls
Check the BBC News stream, people are getting shot on the bridge right now.
>>81181013
What did he say? Has the army made any offical statements yet? I'm guessing the army destryed the media building to prevent him asking for help from the population right?
>>81192408
They should have took his cell phone away.
>>81181013
sucks he wasn't there for the party
>>81192198
>thatsthejoke.simpsons
what does he say?is this fake pre set video?is he ded already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17E63PFIQZU
>>81193856
He is calling for all the citizens to march towards to the army.
how does the average turkroach react to this? Generally turks want sharia law, right? And Edrogan wants it too..
>>81183959
I love that they use echoes themselves now, it's like if they were to start hanging stars of david around their neck as "protest".
>>81195588
Lel
Am I the only one who had never heard of Erdogan before today?
His name sounds like a fucking Lord of the Rings character.
>>81181975
>2 days without internet
>Nice road rage
>Turkey shoot
>Wtf is this and how do I turn off the internet again?
>>81196799
And they actually do. He also called all the mosques to play non-stop ezan. It's really fuckin scary
>>81196896
You are the only /pol/ack who has never heard of Papa Roach.
>>81196896
Etrigan is pretty based, but it's pretty lame how he rhymes all the time.
>>81190791
What's wrong with that roaches finger? Is that where they keep their eggs?
>>81200694
welp. RIP.
with a failed secular coup of what is left of their declawed and puppeteered military, Turkeys transition into islamist nutjob country is complete.
I'll go sleep over it and watch for chaos on markets tomorrow.
>>81182238
He accually did it, the madman.
>>81192198
I have been to Turkey. It's definitely a first world country.
But European? Nah fuck those shitskin muslims.
>>81201759
its just some leftover poop from wiping
>>81202121
forgot pic related
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>>81181013
asylum request: discarded
>>81200694
It's like watching the laws of the universe bend backwards for Trump
PAPA ROACH BTFO
>president tell people to get on the street to protest and get shoot
>he sit somewhere safe talking by skype
golden
>>81201978
You guys trade on saturday?
>this massive wave of nationalist sentiment to oppose the growing threat of islam
i dig it
>>81203455
just speculation about futures. monday might be fun.
>>81203998
All the nationalism is meaningless as long as the US props up the Saudis, the driving force behind Sunni terrorism.
>>81181534
>not Oppenheimer
discarded
>>81186068
>>81204382
if clinton wins its business as usual. Trump will remove our alliance with saudis
>>81182778
Miss* Jenner?
>>81183959
Germany - New Turkey confirmed!!
Erdogan will reconquer Anatolia and Rumelia with the volunteers from Wülfenturkischern !!
>>81200694
>>81202916
he's the griffifth of this american manga
>>81186068
>>81187773
What is this? a president for cockroaches?
>>81205135
The only way to get rid of terrorism is to gut Saudi funding of Wahabbism. As long as the Saudi money is there, groups like ISIS and AQ will be around.
>>81188085
>Why is this happening now? Is there a more conservative Islamist regime hoping to take power?
The military has a constitutional obligation to stop Islamic influence in the Turkish government.