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https://www.periscope.tv/mckameymanor/1djGXXBvekjGZ
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/754039752773373952
https://www.rt.com/on-air/rt-uk-air/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>81173402
I hope the Muslims are gonna be okay.
GOOD LUCK TURKISH MILITARY
Who getting comfy here?
>>81173402
Is WWIII starting right now?
Should I buy a fallout shelter?
first for fuck turkey
>>81173402
WHERE IS KOKSAL BABA
>>81174002
Flag checks out.
>>81174028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
Turkey (Chicken)
Coup (Coop)
Guys, Chicken Coop
WELCOM TURKFUGEES
Ww3 when?
>>81174002
Flag checks out
>>81174231
This
Europe will get flooded even more now.
>Turkish intel agency spokesman says the coup attempt is almost being suppressed, it will be all over until morning
GG lads, was fun while it lasted
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
>Britain has Brexit
>France has truck
>Turkey has coup
WHO IS NEXT?
>>81174028
shit me lmao
>>81174049
With Erdogan removed WW3 will be less likely tbqh
>>81174260
When all the countries uncucked themselves, so they can repeat the cycle.
>>81174366
Lad, the military is reportedly attacking the intelligence headquarters right now. Fighter jets were bombing it not long ago.
>>81174469
amerika
>>81174372
Were there any signs before today that the military was planning something like this?
fucking faggot mods are deleting every thread on /int/
>FPCON DELTA describes a situation when a terrorist attack is taking place or has just occurred in the immediate area. FPCON Delta usually occurs only in the areas that are most vulnerable to or have been attacked. One notable example of a general FPCON Delta was directly following the September 11, 2001 attacks, when all military installations were placed at FPCON Delta and restricted to only military personnel.
SAY IT WITH ME: WORLD WAR 3
>>81174469
>tfw canada will have weed
Mercy kill us already
>>81174374
He may be safe, but him leaving the country means he's lost.
>>81174359
feels comfy
>>81174135
You mean KEKsal BABA?
>>81174469
Mexico gets wall.
>>81174469
Germany or UK should be next. We're overdue.
cnn has no news reporter on turkey? it's loop over and over boring.
US soldiers are fucking pussies
>tfw you'll never get to be part of a coup
>#Breaking #Turkey soldiers reportedly besieging AKP party HQ in Istanbul. Army storming @anadoluagency offices, Islamic institutions.
>#Breaking #Turkey soldiers reportedly besieging AKP party HQ in Istanbul. Army storming @anadoluagency offices, Islamic institutions.
"comfy"
there needs to be a comfier edition
Here for turkish collapse, let's try one more time :^)
MARTIAL LAW
CURFEW
ITS HAPPENING
SAM HYDE SEEN LANDING ON THE GROUND IN ISTANBUL
SEEN EXECUTING 3 CIVILIANS FOR ATTEMPTING TO RUN AWAY
I REPEAT, SAM HYDE IS IN ISTANBUL. HIS CHOPPER ATTACKED THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
SAM HYDE IS ON THE FUCKING SCENE
HOW CAN HE KEEP DOING THIS?!?!
>>81174374
I sure hope so. The military is always secular and that usually means an unislamic state
So many happenings, doesnt it feel like the world is falling apart and the end is near?
ERDOGAN IN HIDING
>>81174469
Africa has AIDS
>>81174905
A
FUCKING
COUP
>>81174028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
>>81174905
Are people backing the military or the AKP?
>>81174976
Life is finally almost like an action movie.
>>81174028
comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
Can anyone explain events leading up to this?
I literally know nothing about this roachhole of a country except their history as the Ottoman Empire.
>>81174905
is this the time you go innawoods?
>>81174135
Soldiers will keep Koksal Baba safe.
>>81174683
They want /pol/ to lose its status as the last bastion of free speech.
I'm not being sarcastic either, they want to flood /pol/ with opinions from elsewhere so it turns into something that isn't really /pol/
This isn't even a secret adgenda. It's fucking infuriating.
>>81174976
born to see the end
>>81174469
Sweden will have a Revolution.
If not, welcome the caliphate of Swedistan.
Caliph: Schlomo Mahmoud Goldstein.
>>81173402
I dont understand
what does this coup actually mean?
Can someone please give me a summary of what's going on?
>>81175077
The lack of lorry honks sadden me
>>81175286
it's happening
World war 3 will be live tweeted, what a time to be alive lads
>>81175270
It is the secular part of the military trying to overthrow the islamic government.
Im looking at flight24 and the Istanbul airport is filling up...
How many planes can it hold?
>>81174915
fuck me man
ran through the crowd yesterday, liberating roaches today
absolute madman
THOSE JETS ON SKY
>>81175286
>Islamist president of Turkey getting BTFO
that's it
Who is actually PRACTICALLY fighting who? Explain this shit to me.
When is Canada gonna get their happening? These cuck always get away scotch free
>>81175270
A group in the army is taking control of the goverment.
i.e. they are overthrowing erdoan
>>81173402
can somebody post links of the videos in twitter? the ones with the jets and the helicopters
So this really is possibly happening
Good for the military
>>81175480
i know what a coup is
but what will be the consequences of it?
>>81175534
she looked scared af
>>81174669
was getting quite obvious that people were not pleased but did not expect that. Oh also RIP ERDOGUN
>>81173402
Erdogan will die tomorrow, dubs in last thread confirmed!
>>81175286
Nothing much so far. Roaches are fighting and erdeg is safe so far.
>>81174469
chyna
>>81175636
We don't know until we know who will win.
>>81175700
ayyye
its an ATTEMPTED coup
please dont give them any congratulations until they win
>>81175530
He CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
how fucking cool is this?!?!?!?!
>>81174028
I wish, but the heat is killing my comfy.
I just want to be in a room that is just a little bit too cold so that I can warp myself up in a thick blanket and browse /pol/ during a happening.
Is that too much?
is anzu safe?
>>81174366
they would say that even if the rebels were right outside his office
is turkey internet already shutdown? where's the Turkey flag ?
>>81173402
WE NEED TO DO TH IS IN KEKMURICA
WHERES OUR MILITARY TO OVER THROW THIS MUDSHIT NIGGER OBONGO.
RISE UP WE NEED A COUP
Such a dank week tbqh
>>81175478
>World war 3 will be live tweeted
sounds like the strategy is to leave the internet plugged in and kill all social media right away. live tweeting might be difficult.
IT'S OVER.
>>81175700
Nice lad
>>81175100
I'm backing the military m8
WATCH THE STREAM AND CHAT HERE:
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
WE COMFY AF LADS
>>81175286
We know literally nothing. Apparently the Istanbul bridges are closed, there are tanks and soldiers everywhere around the city. The chief of staff has been taken hostage, and the HQ of the secret service is being bombarded. AKP headquarters are surrounded, and the military is currently announcing the seizure of power over state TV.
What are the streets of Turkey like? Are there tanks and shit?
>>81175879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=812iKo8Pjlg
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXXAXXAXAxxaxaaxaxaxa
>>81175962
Good luck.
>>81175858
She is in japan
>>81175568
We lost a little girl to a dindu. That's all we got for today.
>>81174469
India will poo in loo
>TRT is broadcasting a statement from the army, nice things about NATO and the UN, everyone stay inside, etc
>Turkish TV presenter speaking on behalf on the army repeats Ataturk's "peace in the country, peace in the world" quote.
>>81175636
If Erdogan wins Purges and martial law. Turkey will be fucked for a while
If Army wins maybe Turkey returns to being a secular state and undo te shit Erdogan was doing but we don't know their real reasoning yet and if they have outside help.
>>81175220
uh but discussing current news is what /pol/'s for
>>81175944
Well that didn't take long.
Now how long until US/Europe armed 'rebels' show up?
>>81175962
Because they'll shoot you if you dont or because you are actually opposed to the government?
>>81175162
You claim to know their Ottoman history yet have no idea why this is happening? I call bullshit. That, or you never looked at the end of the Ottoman Empire and what happened next.
>>81174686
Hoky shit glad I'm not in the military anymore haha
>>81174982
if king cockroach had the brain of a dimwit he would have stayed in istanbul and let himself he captured.
>>81175700
meme it
>>81175559
Military overthrowing the government
>ISLAM
NAMED
"the country is being run by a peace council"
who could this possibly be comprised of?
is it purely military officers?
>>81175210
I don't know m8 I'm prepped for 2 months
WHO HERE 18-25?
GET READY FOR THE DRAFT BOYS
t. 26 year old
>>81175962
Is it Secularists (army) vs Islamist (govt)???
This isn't just about Erdogan. It's about Military rule aka most likely dictatorship
>>81174905
Keep posting
Who has the power in the army right now? Erdogan is fucked if he's out of the country right?
Turkey is not far away from here. I hope you faggots don't make this shit more international and keep it civil war (on DVD and BluRay soon)
>>81174469
Please us
>>81174528
We're all waiting for you guys to start it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>81175800
They're saying up to 12 hours to confirm
>>81176083
thanks
>>81176228
lesser evil
>>81176478
yes
they'll seize the media, ban a few political organizations then run an election in a year or two
>>81173402
The ghost of Kemal Ataturk smiles on this day.
Apparently there is a curfew now, it's just been announced on TV. At least civilians won't get into the line of fire now.
>>81176582
turning 26 in a week feels good man
>>81174904
R A R E
A
R
E
>>81176582
>a coup in a muslim shithole will require the entire western world to register for draft
huh.
>>81176582
37 reporting in... will just sit back with my cocoa and see the young generation getting mowed down... fun times ahead.
>>81174686
Holy fuck this is serious.
Brb boys, gonna go out and get some booze so i can enjoy this proper
>>81176582
I'm glad I'm 33, have a bad knee and got C-babbers so no draft for me during peace time :D
Shit war time is coming :D
>>81176797
oy vey money
confirmed explosions in Ankara
>>81176582
>they just making women join the draft
>women work in support roles
>more men for the meat grinder
this will be fun...
Looks like a failed coup to me. I'm a bit disappointed.
>>81175951
RARE
>>81176582
i'm 19
rip
reminder that it is spelled 'martial law' not 'marshall law'
>>81176582
27 here.
Good luck on the battlefield, boys.
>>81176582
>tfw 2
wish me luck, guys.
>>81176996
All the sources I have seem to say the opposite. The military is winning.
has anyone else noticed how on the other turkey thread, many posts are just mysteriously disappearing?
are the turks roachmodding?
/pol/ coup?
>>81176601
Yes it is. As usual, the army is slaughtering the democratic government just like the faggot army of Egypt.
Looks like no one is leaving the country any time soon.
Military seizes national broadcaster TRT
>>81176582
It's 18-26 nigger
t. 25 year old
>military takes over
>turkey reduced to "unstable shithole" status for a while
Good.
Cheap holidays incoming, I have always wanted to see Istanbul.
>>81175700
Dub dubs don't lie.
Bye bye Erdogay
25 , should I join la legion or Bundeswehr?
>>81176582
29
But there won't be a draft under Obama
Hell, if that martial law is true like so many claim, it would be so horrible for Obama, especially having to go to war
>>81177202
Fuck off Abdul.
According to an EU source, the military has seized control of Istanbul airport and most strategically important points in the city.
Is Internet working on turkey or are they shutting doen network?
>>81176921
the fuck is c-babbers?
>>81177127
22*
Posting on ebin
>>81177105
marshall law is little gain and more overdrive
oh my god, it's being reported that Constantine has risen from the dead and has seized control of the military. He's saying that the Byzantine empire will be returned to it's former glory and the muslim scourge is to be driven out by true Catholics
>>81177105
I AM THE LAW
>>81176582
AH SHIT MANNNNNNNN
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
TAKE ME OUT OF MY NIHILISM AND POINTLESS LIFE
Do I sound naive and sheltered? It's because I am! There's only one way to fix that!
pls draft me
ÇUT MY LIFE INTO PIEÇES
So, another muslim country fully controlled by Jewish elites incoming?
Which side is Cenk on?
The head of the Istanbul branch of Turkey’s ruling AK party says soldiers entered the party building and asked them to leave, CNN Turk reports.
The head of the Istanbul branch of Turkey’s ruling AK party says soldiers entered the party building and asked them to leave, CNN Turk reports.
The head of the Istanbul branch of Turkey’s ruling AK party says soldiers entered the party building and asked them to leave, CNN Turk reports.
So what's the big deal? Roaches killing roaches. This about as major as Egypt or Syria .
>>81176797
>Marmaris
so he was fucking teenage slootz?
>>81174875
>https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
Best goddamn news since BREXIT.
>>81176582
>turned 26 recently
Don't worry, draftcucks. I'll take care of the home front. Your gf certainly won't feel lonely
>>81176582
25, shpuld I join la legion or Bundeswehr?
>>81176582
No politician in the right mind would call for a draft today. Especially not during an election year
>>81176797
>money
>ATMs
Why aren't they getting gold?
>>81176582
23 here, born with congenital heart disease.
I'm safe.
:^)
>>81176582
> tfw 22
I'd rather go Innawoods than go fight in Syria for the ZOG
>>81176582
I'm 18 and got my selective service card last month.
Wish me luck lads.
MORE: Martial law imposed in Turkey - announcer on state broadcaster TRT
MORE: Martial law imposed in Turkey - announcer on state broadcaster TRT
MORE: Martial law imposed in Turkey - announcer on state broadcaster TRT
I wish something like this would happen in Germany already.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
ERDODOWN IN THE DM
>>81174028
If there's one thing I can give Britain credit for, it's that I feel fucking safe here.
>>81177359
>Byzantine Empire
>Catholics
Anon pls
>>81177440
islamist side I guess
>>81176807
gonna dick down all these draft plebs' girlfriends while they're off fighting goy wars
kek
digits confirm turkish collapse
>>81177208
>>81177215
Thanks
Really is happening
>>81176672
Erdogan is fucked in any case, there are rumors of his capture or that he fled the country
>>81174822
GREXIT
Any chance that Putine will get involved?
>>81177680
It's Turkey therefore most of them are t*rks
For those who do not know, the Turkish military is progressive. That's not good for the right worldwide.
wen erdogan start acting up
What blessed times, happenings each day. Praise kek, indeed.
>>81177710
Me too tee-bee-aytch
>>81177720
How would Teddy have reacted to this? What would he have done?
ERDOGONE
MUSLIMS RISE UP
SQUASH THIS ATTACK ON THE TRUE FAITH
>>81177676
>No politician in the right mind
>Insert Trump meme here
>>81176582
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AGE
ILL BRING MY FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD BROTHER WITH ME
>>81174976
If anything the military taking over in Turkey will contribute to the prevention of The Happening
This is NOT good. NOT GOOD
Turkey's cities looks like comfy European cities tbqh
>>81177583
T4 reporting in.
>>81177267
Legion. Bundeswehr is shit.
>>81177710
Germany and what army? The "free west" won't allow Germany to have one.
>>81177907
Reportedly 20,000 Russian troops in Armenia are on high alert.
>>81177440
Take a guess. Cenk would love to get his neg hole pozzed up by some swarthy ISIS boys, I'm sure. I hope he cries on camera because of this.
>>81177298
C=Relieved from conscription "during peace time", in practice we'd be doing non-military stuff or according to some stomping on mines or something :D
A=all ok, in to the front you go
B=health problem, may serve in different capacity, unlikely to go to front line
>>81174028
Too exciting to be comfy
>>81177907
who do you think masterminded this whole thing to begin with
>>81176582
>24
As shitty my life is, I may just walk into the grinder voluntarily.
>>81177694
Good luck
I need more videos from the ground of the happening!
>>81173402
Stop!
Stop with the happenings!
It is too much, too fast!
>>81177712
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
What the fuck are they chanting?
>>81177914
>not being islamist is now considered progessive
>>81176601
>eva will never carefully squat over my face
>defecate into my mouth and forcefully massage my throat to make sure I swallow it all as she laughs and tells me how utterly disgusting I am
Just kill me
>>81177583
kek
>>81177710
>>81177954
>Bundeswehr Coup
Ihr scheiß Idioten...
>>81175090
>not a trump hotel
>turks check in but they dont check out
>>81177753
Swiss expat here. Agreed, I feel bretty comfy here.
>>81177298
C-papers aka not having to do conscription or the cuck civillian service during peace time. retards, manchildren and spergs usually get it
SHOTS FIRED!
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754062224331800576
>>81177710
Ya this fuck Germany
>BREAKING: Intense Gunfire Heard In Ankara.
>An announcement on the Turkish state broadcaster TRT says that a curfew has been declared across Turkey and that airports are closed. The announcer says they are being made to read a statement by the military.
>The statement promises a new constitution for the country and says that democracy and the secular rule of law had been undermined. Martial law has also been imposed, it adds.
>>81177832
>even with all the men gone you still wont get laid
sorry to crush your dreams
>>81177841
IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN
>>81177841
oh my that's rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
HELICOPTER OPENING FIRE ON ANKARA
Autism prevents you from getting drafted, right?
>>81177853
Good luck man, don't do anything stupid
>All those Americans talking about a possible draft
Jeez guys, calm down. Coups in Turkey have happened several times already, and it has never lead to a big international crisis. And even if shit hits the fan, you guys have the largest standing army in the world. You can get by with professionals for far longer than any other country.
Wish you had closed borders now, EU?
Erdoganites btfo
>>81177841
What shit hole are you from?
>>81178219
MR ERDOGAN
I'M CIA
>a dude clapping the military as they walk by
They don't seem upset about it.
>>81173402
>Helicopters are in air in Ankara
>Helicopter shootout with secret agency confirmed
>Erdogan is nowhere to be found
>NTV has been taken over
Not a doubt in my mind about US troops burning in hell
>>81177968
Idk. Go swim in a mountain lake and ride a moose or something.
>>81176478
Who else could preserve peace if not the military :^)
>>81178541
killing random people?
shit
>>81174028
Comfy over here, lad.
Bonus points if nukes start flying.
>>81177907
>Turkey shoots down russian jet
>putin smiles and says it's all good
>roaches celebrate like they've won a war
>muh Russia ain't shit
>6 months later
>dozens of suicide bombings across Turkey and a civil war
Uncle Putin always fucks nations over KGB style.
>>81178823
No, they are attacking the intelligence headquarters.
>>81178734
Si vis pacem, para bellum
IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHINGIS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHINGIS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHINGIS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>>81178823
its police vs army
>>81177690
hell yeah, i'd miss a step and take a tumble down some stairs to smash up an arm to get outta that shit
>>81173402
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
>MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
>MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
>MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
>MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
>MIT has issued order to open fire to their own personnel." ~CNN TURK
I'm not very keen on foreign politics.
Do we know anything besides there is a coup happening?
>>81178978
The White House says President Obama is aware of the developments in Turkey and will receive regular updates.
>>81176259
Well since I know absolutely nothing about the current events how the fuck could I connect it to that.
Think autist....think
>difficult time, particularly if you were on the political left
h a p p e n i n g
>>81178978
I hope not
erdogan is his puppet
>>81178682
>huge explosion in Ankara police department
https://twitter.com/dutch_osintguy
>>81176582
draft my dick, you wouldn't willing enlist for WWIII?
it's like you don't want to eat chinese long pork with koreans or rape your way across europe .
>>81178841
CHESS
H
E
S
S
>>81178156
>>81178444
ok thanks. i was afraid it was some medical condition i should be worried about. even with your explanation im still slightly concerned about contracting c-babbers. sounds deadly.
>We memes the retaking of Constantinople too hard so now the conditions for us to do so have been set up.
We'll maybe getting drafted will do me some good. Anyone else /cautiousbutready/?
>>81177202
GET OUT OF SWEDEN YOU FUCKING SANDNIGGER!
So...good guys wins? Better to not leave the house because it's great freedom for rapists and other scam
>>81175149
Comfy? Okay. Let me tell you whats going to happen.
War or at least considerable civil unrest will erupt in Turkey. Dozens of thousands more will flee their country and migrate to Germany.
The magnitude of this new crisis will determine the quantity of roaches that will stampede en mass for the Teutonic land.
The worst mistake we can make now is to think that this has been a random event.
Thisl iterally means fucking nothing
who cares about Turkey
its one of the endless third world shitholes that no one cares about
this means nothing
this wont lead to anything
theres no "happening"
the most this means is more refugees flooding Europe
who gives a fuck its already flooded & ruined
Deus vult
>>81179081
What's MIT?
>>81173402
What is happening?
Are turks bombing mudslimes or something?
>>81177712
All the roaches squirming
>>81178978
but obamer is behind it
>>81178456
>>81178541
I FEEL THE FIRE RIIIIIIIIIISING
>>81178978
he has invited a couple trannies to the white house and is currently updating them on the situation
>suddenly US/EU backed rebels
>civil war
>more rapefugees
Mainland is fugged.
What the FUCK is going on?
This just happened, out of nowhere.
What does this mean for Turkey in the future? The refugee crisis? The kurds? The EU membership?
Post yfw Erdogan has been arrested in his villa
>>81179266
Secular Turkish military has risen up to overthrown the Islamist government.
>>81179243
Turkey is the half-liveable shithole barrier between first world europe and third world middle east
>>81179181
Sweden is my country now
LONG LIVE ATATÜRK
>>81178589
Latvia speaks the truth
>>81179170
Who said anything about memes
>>81179261
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
>>81179092
Because it is ALL about Ataturk's role for the military made 100 years ago, learn your fucking history.
>>81179243
Shut up, jose.
TURKISH ISLAMISTS ARE PEACEFUL
>TURKISH ISLAMISTS ARE PEACEFUL
TURKISH ISLAMISTS ARE PEACEFUL
>TURKISH ISLAMISTS ARE PEACEFUL
THE MILITARY IS OPPRESSING MUSLIMS
>THE MILITARY IS OPPRESSING MUSLIMS
THE MILITARY IS OPPRESSING MUSLIMS
>THE MILITARY IS OPPRESSING MUSLIMS
Do not be surprised if ISIS triples its terrorist attacks. You can't keep oppressing peaceful Muslims without expecting a backlash.
>/pol/ inadvertently releases ancient egyptian primordial god of chaos and darkness with memes
>now the happenings won't stop coming
>>81177710
Soon, Anon. Soon.
>>81179261
turkish intelligence agency
FIERCE CLASHES IN ANKARA
>https://twitter.com/putintintin1/status/754057033356341248
>https://twitter.com/putintintin1/status/754057033356341248
>https://twitter.com/putintintin1/status/754057033356341248
>https://twitter.com/putintintin1/status/754057033356341248
>>81179243
>who gives a fuck
Clearly a lot of people
Stay safe Turkroaches
>>81179266
hopefully based military is removing erdoğan
>>81178299
Keine Bremsen an diesem Zug, Michel!
Ich hoffe du hast einen Bunker-Keller zu Haus.
I'm gonna be pissed if we go to bat for Edrogan, he's a hyper conservative fascist.
I'm not a fan of Putin pulling strings like this though.
>>81179398
>europe
so? who cares? its already ruined
>>81179261
Autistic Daycare in Boston
>>81178957
>>81178983
So what if police think it's a terrorist attack?
>>81174469
Sweden has barbarism
>>81179411
It really isn't kek!
You're just a random shitskin.
>>81179543
SWEDEN YES
Weird.
F-16s buzzing ground on full afterburner.
No destruction.
Just a scare tactic?
based turkish army reimposing secularism
>>81179333
Why would the US/EU back rebels against a secular government?
>>81179543
Sweeden
Yes
>>81178156
See you in the minefields then bro :DD fug
>>81179612
just because everyone is desperate for a "happening" & desperate for news because it feels like the world has gone stale
>>81179730
It is literally soldiers with helicopters and tanks.
>>81178983
jesus
>>81179243
are you armenian by any chance
listen up dummy Erdogan was going to give citizenship to the syrians and then the EU was going to give visa free travel so they could flood the refugees legally
>>81179568
This is only the beginning
The memes that have been made here will cover the earth in a thousand years of darkness
Is anzu ok? Has anybody confirmed?
>>81179472
>>81179728
:^)
>>81179591
thanks
>>81179243
go back to bed, little one
>>81179759
sure, to let the people know who is in power now
>>81179543
(You)
HEAVY GUNFIRE IN ANKARA
>pic.twitter.com/2oNuAtf4Pp
>pic.twitter.com/2oNuAtf4Pp
>pic.twitter.com/2oNuAtf4Pp
>pic.twitter.com/2oNuAtf4Pp
>>81174028
What is the signifigance of comfy thread?
>>81179772
Europe needs more enrichment.
>>81179905
She's the mastermind of this Coup.
>>81179905
ANZU IS IN JAPAN YOU STUPID FUCKS
>>81179543
Exactly.
>>81179837
You're either incredibly dumb or a shill.
erdogan seeking asylum in Krautland
Can someone tell me why Erdogan is such a piece of shit?
>>81180077
>KEK CONFIRMS
>>81179243
shhhhh... did we wake you?
go back to bed little one
>>81179122
Old picture, fake
More details from the statement read out on the state broadcaster TRT at the behest of the military faction that seems to be behind the coup: It says that the freedom of Turkish citizens is guaranteed by what is referred to as a “peace council”, regardless of religion, race or language.
It says the Peace Council will not allow public order to be damaged.
It is worth remembering at this point that the Turkish government still claims to be in charge.
An EU source monitoring events has told Reuters that military forces have control of airports and strategic points in Istanbul.
>>81179694
this smacks of domestic politics more than international intervention. The Turkish military used to be infamous for this sort of thing but lately people assumed Erdogan finally managed to tame them (boy did that prove to be an error). I imagine this is a reaction to increasing authoritarianism by Erdogan combined with his pseudo islamism and incompetence
>>81179851
Thanks
Impressive they got out so fast
>>81174366
The military have control of the bridges, the biggest airport, the state houses and the television stations. And they're currently flying helicopters and jets over Istanbul.
The government is bullshitting and their president is in hiding.
>>81178541
CENK UYGUR CONFIRMED DEAD BY HELICOPTER FIRE
>>81179892
>EU
literally no one cares, its already a shithole
>>81179922
its the middle of the day in the USA, are you mentally handicapped by any chance?
>>81179694
> Obama
> Actually doing shit for his """""allies""""""
Odds are he'll cry crocodile tears and blame white people and guns before secretly dumping more money to the Saudi's to make up for it, who will then give the money to ISIS to aloha snackbar more of Turkey for being haram
>>81178978
Give ISIS some tanks so they can gain ground probably. How else should he prevent evil Russians from taking Turkish clay?
>>81179667
he escaped already :^
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE EU
Russian foreign minister issued a statement
ERDOGAN ON CNN TURK
>>81180038
>a fucking 1 post
lurk more cnn faggot.
Looks like the kebab removed itself.
>>81180038
It's supposed to have working livestreams, and we all just sit around commenting on what we see. Livestreams ITT have been fail, impacting the comfiness. With nothing to watch, everyone just spergs out.
>Tfw happiest two day in the year yet
I don't want to wake up
someone's dead.
Is this all part of (((they're))) plan?
>>81180155
I can already imagine him with gold chains and a counterfeit Dolce&Gabbana shirt 3 sizes too small
https://www.periscope.tv/_OmerSag/1gqxvBeYNwpxB
>https://www.periscope.tv/_OmerSag/1gqxvBeYNwpxB
https://www.periscope.tv/_OmerSag/1gqxvBeYNwpxB
>https://www.periscope.tv/_OmerSag/1gqxvBeYNwpxB
https://www.periscope.tv/_OmerSag/1gqxvBeYNwpxB
>https://www.periscope.tv/_OmerSag/1gqxvBeYNwpxB
CIVILIANS ARGUING WITH LINE OF SOLDIERS
>>81173402
>erdoğan is streaming from phone
>his voice trembling
u dun goofed
>>81173402
is this the first military coup turkey has had?
>>81176938
Explosion at police headquarters #ankara #Turkey pic.twitter.com/AXPqQbmpiD #osint
Good God
Where did Erdogone Go
They're now getting ready to start the show
Should he Erdostay or Erdogo?
Who could guess? Who could know?
And if it's done, will Islam belong?
One thing's for sure
He's Erdogone
Future generations will uncover my limerick thousands of years from now about the night that led to WWIII
>>81180505
mob justice?
>>81180505
Why are they putting a trash bag on him?
>>81179759
>flying above 200 meters
Based pilot. Or it was 500m?
>>81180182
He more or less openly supports ISIS and is responsible for giving them arms and buying a lot of their oil. He's an Islamist piece of shit dictator is all but name.
Fuck Ergodan, he is a piece of shit tyrant destroying Turkey
>>81179694
>hyper conservative
>fascist
pick one, moron
>>81180639
no they had around 2-3 before.
>>81180639
kek
>Update - #Turkey's PM says security forces will "retaliate in kind" and "everything necessary will be done even if that means fatalities"
>>81175700
witnessed
>>81178841
It's a little too convenient isn't it LMAO
>>81180679
local reporter saying helicopter opened fire.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS ?
>>81174231
>>81174359
Not really. They aren't installing any opressive regime which will cause people to flee, they're doing the exact opposite.
why isn't NATO sending troops to defend the turkish government
>>81180205
Shit
Executions incoming
>>81180615
what a cute, innocent, face
>>81176259
its been 95 years since the fall of the Ottoman Empire you fuckhead
>>81180615
hope they put a bullet through his fucking head
authoritarian military rule would be better than him
>>81180615
link?
>>81179543
>>81180141
>Sweden talking about muslims
loving every laugh
>>81180685
Where else do you put dead roaches?
Erdogan trying to save face and telling people to go out on the streets to resist.
>>81180639
I think they've tried before but it never got this far.
>>81180663
nice but the g isn't pronounced like g
>>81180865
Schlomohammed Taqiyyaberg
>>81180639
If you count overthrowing ottomans, it's the 3rd one
>>81180944
he was on cnn
>>81180212
If you think Putin isn't behind this, you're kidding yourself.
>>81180258
NO ONE should be crying for a tyrant who gets off on beating his own women bloody
Does anyone speak Turk?
>>81180859
ouch, rip turkbro
Coup d'état's make great TV.
>>81180615
Holy shit, he looks like he's about to kill himself.
The Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan has said that the coup is the work of a minority within the military.
He adds: “We will overcome this.”
>>81180883
Are you serious?
>>81180845
You are the one responsible for all this though.
>>81180639
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Military_coups_in_Turkey
>>81180663
Very nice, Mick.
>>81181001
>begging civilians to intervene
h-he's done, isn't he ?
who /youngturks/ here
>>81180241
gee anon i didnt think LA was in turkey. guess i should look at a map sometime eh?
>>81176582
>34
have fun kids
>Our media is still focused on Nice
Fucking get on with the time
>>81176582
I have ankle injury that would make me a liability in combat
I can never get drafted
Private outfits won't even let me in :(
Lmao erdogan is seeking asylum in Germany
The funny thing is, Merkel will probably welcome him with open arms
>>81177710
What are they chanting?
>>81181001
>call drops out
>stuck in hotel with curtains drawn
>trt controlled by military
he dun goof'd
Erdogan calling for people to go on the street what a mad man
>>81180872
rapefugees don't care about turkish regime, they still want to go to Germany/Sweden
btw: will gen. Pavel do anything?
>>81180639
>bongistan education
>>81180639
Lelno, but this is supposed to be a new era of Turkish exceptionalism or some such shit
>>81181175
Putin isn't behind everything you know. This isn't the first time this has happened. It hasn't gone this far before though. This shit is purely domestic.
URGENT: NBC Reports Erdogan Was Refused To Land In Istanbul, Has Requested Asylum In Germany.
Stupid faggot OP make a new thread already
>Calling for people to go out on the street and fight the military
Absolute madman
>>81173402
/comfy/ reporting in
"Claim they've taken over"
"Claim that the ATTEMPTED coup will be punished"
>ATTEMPTED
>ATTEMPT
The military fucking took over, THE ENTIRE MILITARY
HOW WILL THIS FAIL
WHOS GOING AGAINST THE FUCKING MILITARY
WHO IS GOING TO ENFORCE THE LAW
OVER THE MILITARY
JFC MSM TURKEY HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER ADMIT IT ALREADY
>>81181855
NOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP IT
>>81181001
kek
>>81181577
aqui
>>81181623
Why would they want to focus on this? This will be a disaster for NATO. When they do talk about this, they'll talk about what a saint Erdogan is and how awful it is he's gone, mark my words.
Anyone got a name for this cutie patootie?
>>81181175
no I believe you're kidding yourself. Do you know how many times to Turkish military overthrew their government? this has been something that was common long before Putin was even on the scene
He contacted the news from a hotel room urging people to go into the streets. Mad man.
>>81178219
>liberal rebels
>russian
H A P P E N I N G
>>81181853
All he has to do is find the right generals and say hey, wanna switch sides? Afterwards he can make sure they're well taken care of.
>>81173402
http://sputniknews.com/columnists/20160303/1035711392/us-turning-on-turkish-president-erdogan.html
IN MARCH, SPUTNIK WAS TALKING ABOUT A COUP IN TURKEY MANOVRED BY THE US
>>81176582
hoping to get an air force commission out of college in 2018. I'll provide you guys with air support
