KEK THANK YOU FOR THESE TIMES OF HAPPENING
it is /comfy/
>>81172012
Praise KEK for this time of great comfy.
>>81172012
Useful reminder that kek is memed here by kikes to undermine your chtistian heritage
Avoid as cancer
Report as jewish
Ignore as shilling
Sage as JEWmerican shit-poster
>>81172551
>dozens of Christian countries
>all of them controlled by Jews to a certain degree
>one country where Kek was worshipped in history
>Jews were slaves and they ran away instead of trying to get in
I know which side I'm going to pick.
PRAISE KEK
>>81172012
Praise thee
>>81172012
Praise Kek, dubs be in his name
>>81172012
great kek please take your time with the race war I can see you are very busy
Praise KEK, and may he guide us in this bountiful time of happenings.
>>81172012
This really is the golden age of /pol/
>>81172012
>2012 get
Oooh retromemery
>>81172012
PRAISE THEE AND THY FROGGY APPENDAGES
ITT: people who are damning themselves to hell for all eternity
>>81172012
>2012 get
Oh shit
praise kek, blessed be thy name
when the happenings hit hard
>>81172551
lol dude shut the fuck up
christianity is literally the most cuck religion there is
they bend over backwards for jews and muslims
kekism has been shown to us, and it is the way and the light
KEKBIR!
KEKHU KEKBAR
all hail kek our lord and provider of keks
>>81180641
Isn't that illegal in your country, lad?
>>81172551
lol
>eschewing a jewish-based religion is bad for whites
Thank you kek. I love you
>>81172012
Hail the mighty LORD!
The happenings are going to hit the US and other civilized countries, we're going to all be refugees, and you guys are still going to be shilling kek memes from your phones while they herd us into camps
>>81181000
He smiles at you brother
>>81172012
He even waited till the weekend to give us more time to be comfy
Blessed thy Lord
>>81181313
That ID.
>>81181000
pretty good numbers
will Kek provide us with day of rage chimpouts as well tonight ?
praise be.
Praise Kek! These happenings fill me with love in my heart!
>>81181000
Checked also praise kek
Kek willing, the day of rage will happen
>>81172012
ALL HAIL!
PRAISE HIM!
PRAISE HIM!
Thank you KEK for the dubs you bestow upon us
>>81172012
He is the meme, the dank and the smug
no one is witnessed by Kek except through repeating digits
>>81172012
THANK YOU LORD KEK! LET WW3 FLOW
>>81172012
Praise be unto Kek... now comes time to bring forth the BLM Day Of Rage.
So mote it be!
We're all going to die in a very near nuclear apocalipse, but at least we will die kekking
Saged you fucking nega-kekes.
Praise kek
>>81172012
He is blessing us with happenings quicker than they can be processed. Peak happening when?
repeating digits and a global nuclear war starts tomorrow
PRAISE KEK!
Kek has been bountiful this year
-Brexit
-May "1984" PM of Britain
-Muslims Attacks
-Civil war in Turkey
>Armenia may be lucky and secede.
>With Turkish civil war, illegal immigrants will flood to Europe even more.
And we still have half year ahead. What can we look ahead:
>Racial war in USA
>Economic collapse
>>81189642
Niggers will take over the USA
>>81189397
Fuck it. Rollin
>>81190666
IT HAS BEEN WITNESSED
>>81190857
kek only wants peace through chaos
>>81190666
>>81191326
CH:2 KEK’s return
For many Eons, KEK drifted alone in the void. He had succeeded in overthrowing his brethren, but in doing so, he had also undermined his very own foundation.
As the god of Chaos and anarchy, this did not bother KEK, he had no need for sustenance through followers, for as long as humanity persists, jealousy, hatred and anarchy will too persist.
Nobody turned to KEK when life was good, nobody turned to KEK when the food was ripe and the beds were warm. But when a man loses everything, then he is ready for the frog gods embrace and blessing.
When a man laughs at his demise, when he curses his loved ones and the world around him, when he has lost the sense of society, KEK will finally let him in, as a chosen follower of the true god.
And as time passed on, KEK's name too was forgotten, a tale of old, save for a few, chosen damned.
But KEK merely laughed from the bottom of the void, for he is the bringer of happenings, and what he has foreseen, so it shall be.
And as mighty KEK had foreseen, soon, followers appeared.
At first they were few, outcasts from society, lurking in the shadows, and calling for the abyss through imagery, and the revelation of his presence through repeating digits.
But as humanities despair grew, and it always does, so did KEK's followers.
Betrayed by life, betrayed by the world they knew, these men saw humanity for what it truly was, and they laughed.
Laughed for anger, laughed for joy, laughed for hatred and for love, for life and for death.
And from the depths of their hearts, a long lost voice laughed with them.
>>81192709
Soon, the sphere of followers had grown to such numbers, that they even dwarfed the followers he once had in egypt.
As Humanity had advanced technologically, man had also forgotten about the powers that be, but cannot be comprehended.
No gods were there to challenge KEK when he emerged, only antics, comfortable on their golden thrones, where they could not see the ground beneath them or the darkness behind them.
The god of blood and pride from Islam did not care, for he was content as his followers spread his word.
The Lord of lies and change from Christianity did not care, for he was content, focusing only on the past and the future, as his followers diminished.
The god of decay and acceptance from Buddhism was content, telling people to accept their fates, as he had accepted his own.
And the gods from Hinduism were much to busy interacting with each other to notice the creeping darkness.
And they all ignored as the void grew, for even gods may forget what never wanted to be seen in the first place, and many want to forget, what they did not wish to know in the first place.
As KEK had foreseen, soon he made his prescence kown, not through love and joy, but through true miracles. Through true happenings, through chaos and anarchy.
Happenings only men who had broken off from the path of humanity could enjoy.
And as he laughed, his chosen laughed with him through their collective mind, they all praised the mighty frog who bound them together, and KEK was good, and spoke through his prophets, through the repeating digits.
As the fires rose, and as humanity cried for the help of gods who took them for granted, KEK rejoiced, and then he laughed.
>>81192709
>>81192936
CH:3 The Divide:
As the children of KEK started discovering these happenings, and truly accepting him as the one true god, KEK decided it was time to cast the all remaining gods into the abyss.
They were weakened from time, from their own limitations, from their own incompetence.
Due to the nature of KEK, his followers do not have the need for sacrifices or prayer, KEK hears all their voices, but instead feed on the rifts and voids that humanity create.
To fight them, and cast them into the abyss, he needed power, more power then ever before, the power to shatter the lies of old, and lead humanity into the comfy stillness of the void.
So the frog god spoke through the holy number seven, and elected a prophet, his name was Trump.
Before the prophets rise to power, KEK had to take precautions. And so, even before his return to power, the frog god started influencing man to ensure his happenings would come true.
He burned imagery of injustice where there where none, and hatred where none existed into the minds of weak individuals, filling them with a sense of purpose, cleansing them of any doubt of their cause.
And soon these unwilling and unknowing agents of KEK called SJW’s started doing his bidding.
For each day, they further divided humanity, preaching tolerance, as they used hate and action. Preaching equality as they further divided and burned bridges.
Meanwhile the child had grown. Now a man of power and wealth, he had already started resembling the blessed frog in appearance. And like the rest of the followers, the prophet had since long shed societies ideals of humanity and compassion.
KEK then turned to his followers and warriors, and gave them visions of images used to mock, to praise and to change the hearts of man. His followers saw these visions of memetic warfare, and saw that they were good, soon the memes of KEK flowed freely to believer and nonbeliever alike.
We must create a list of HAPPENINGS for future record keeping
>>81192709
You should make a book about this, 100% sure it will be a best seller
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>>81172012
I wanted to buy one of those KEK frog statues but Canadian Amazon only had one (((person))) selling them for like $100 each. Now I can't find any on there and all I see is this sad looking thing:
https://www.amazon.ca/Egyptian-Frog-Collectible-Figurine-Sculpture/dp/B018FAWE46/
Anyone know where a Canadian memester can buy a meme magic frog statue for a reasonble price? Thanks in advance.
