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/pol/ HELP! I am currently unemployed and now the job center
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/pol/ HELP!

I am currently unemployed and now the job center is trying to force me to start working at a refugee shelter. If I don't they will cut my unemployment benefits.

What do?
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>>81155282
on your knees hans
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>>81155282

the only thing you can do, take your underwear off and spread 'em
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>>81155282
You realize you could be imprisoned for posting that you don't want to help refugees, right
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>>81155282
>>81155395
make sure you get knee pads, that way you don't get scuffed up from all that hard labor.
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>>81155282
You ever heard of a cockmeat sandwich?
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Do you still have enough money to rent a truck?
If yes you know what to do
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>>81155282
This is why we need a NEET uprising.

>tfw all men stop working
>society collapses, feminism destroyed as women become subservient again
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>>81155282
what the fucking fuck
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>>81155282
This is what you get for the 6 trillion poor victims. Finally some justice
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>>81155282
>What do?
Like you have any choice.
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WHy not join the military?

Its basically like being unemployed but you run a lot more and get paid more.
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>>81155282
ayyy
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>>81155282
Just go to a psychiatrist and tell them some meme illnesses like social anxiety and depression, it's easy as fuck. Just don't take the meds they will give you, they might harm your autism.
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>>81155282
kill the refugees become the infamous assassin post kills on /pol/
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>>81155282
You could film all the illegal shit you see and spread it on the internet.
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That's pretty hilarious lol, dumbass neet, I became a dumpster truck driver after I got my class c license and now I make good bank and I even get to take home some of the good stuff people throw away and resell it, enjoy getting buttfucked by Mohammed whiteboi
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Go full poopoopeepee and get on autismbux
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Attention german security services, I believe the german user above is hesitating to help refugees, and may possibly view the policy as dangerous.

As such, I am prepared to give a full testimony in court regarding of the german user specified
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>>81155282
When you are down on your knees, prepping the bull, remember to think about how much of a cuck you are for letting this happen to your country. Be glad that finally you are facing the consequenses rather than letting it always be others.
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>>81155282
>Sneering at the chance to make refugees life shittier by watering the bread and under serving them.
What are you, stupid?
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>>81155282
>post "hass kommentare" on jewbook
>get visit from the cops
>show them your copy of "Mein Kampf" and the nazi flag over your bed
>go to jail
how old are you?
what education?
any experience?
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>>81155282
work in the refugee shelter, ahmed.
It's not as bad as you think it is (as long as you're just a fat male beta virgin who tries to bait people on 4chins)
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>>81155282
2bh that's still better than spending your time at home posting on 4chan because you will be on the field seeing things exactly how they are in your country. Go for it anon.
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>>81155282

structural sabotage
arson
poison

ammonia and bleach are still legal in Germany, yea?
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>>81155282
You can stealthily sabotage it.
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Der Besitz ist nicht strafbar. Die Wohnung kann voller Hakenkreuze sein, solange sie nicht öffentlich sichtbar sind, ist es legal.
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>>81155282

Theres no death penalty in Germany and youre the inside man.

>Execute order 66.
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Sneak bacon in the food and then claim you thought that adding extra contents to it was kind to refugees and that you didn't know muslims aren't allowed pork ;^)
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>>81155282
Fondle a refugee's tits, then you won't have to work there anymore.
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>>81157138
Was ist wenn ich eins auf den Arsch tätowiert hab und dir den Vollmond zeige?
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>>81155282
Start working at the refugee center and secretly do shit that sabotages the center and messes up with the refugees. U can even put laxative in their food , fucking kek , all those opportunities. Use your imagination
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>>81157758
Depends on the context. Is it a romantic situation in a secluded area?
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>>81155282
Hol dir nen Attest. Oder wenn du es wirklich sauber durchziehen möchtest, geh zum Anwalt, beantrage PKH und lass es gerichtlich klären.
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>>81155282
I thought the refugees were all innocent women and children?
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Also, OP, if you're legitimately worried about having to work at a refugee shelter, just feign incompetence. That's the one thing they can't sanction you for.
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>>81155282
Use astroglide
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>>81155282
Dude, take the opportunity to sabotage them. Feed them with pork, your semen, and any other shit you can imagine. Be creative and don't forget to share your win
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>>81155282
Why not just get a tan and pretend to be a refugee? Can you do this? I heard they don't have work get food and then are given spending cash.
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>>81158069
This.
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>>81155450
>I am The Voice of Experience
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>>81155282

You get paid to go to the shelter.

This doesn't mean you have to make the refugees enjoy having you work there. No, not at all.
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>>81155282

why don't you just get a job that you like to do?
Or why don't you join the military and become a chad and actually learn something for life
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Just go work there. If it's anything like a government job in the U.S you can work as terribly and slpwly as possible and still not get fired.

Sabotage
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>>81155282
I heard those refugee centres are being sabotaged all hte time. It would be a shame if it happened to the one they are sending you to.
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Wear a mohamed cartoon shirt on you first day of work at the refugee shelter.
They will need to find another job for you then.
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>>81155282
>>81159032
Or ask the boss of the shelter, if they have a problem with you working there since you're an AfD member. Or organize a protest against the refugee shelter you work in at your free time.
They will let you go there very fast.
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>>81159032
That'd be legitimately hilarious and ballsy. I'm still waiting for that precedent of someone getting into legal trouble for mere depictions of Muhammad. That's the one retarded length our government hasn't gone to yet.
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>>81155282
Do it and be as shitty to the shitskins as you can be. Just don't make them feel welcome.
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Just get a NEETbux and enjoy the life...
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>>81155282
>catering for the people who took your job
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>>81155282
drive your truck through the refugee center
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>>81155282
You can poison the refugees.
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