>be cashier at a convenience store
>be almost 11 PM
>shift about to end, awww yeah.
>a wild pack of niggers walk in
>they walk over to the heater where all the hot food is
>grab all the chicken tendies from it
>head nig walks over to register
>Ayo mane, we're gun' need more chikun.
>Sir we stop making food at 10
>WE NEED MOAR CHIKEN
>WE STOPPED MAKING FOOD AT TEN
>have my thumb over the alarm button in case things go to shit over fucking chicken tenders
>head nig notices that my hand is reached under the counter
>Ok mane, we cool
>Just now notice that his buddies walked out without paying for the chicken
>If you want to be 'cool', I suggest that you pay for the chicken your friends just left with
>nig silently drops a few bills on the counter
>leaves
It's like working with fucking children, you literally have to raise your voice and threaten something or they won't listen.
>>81143404
Bump. It's been too long since we've had one of these threads.
Wtf I hate chicken now
>>81143971
I don't know why, but this made me laugh.
>>81143404
delete this now u insult buckethead
Make this pizza OP
>>81144152
RARE
A
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Does Cyprus have a lot of nigs?
>>81143404
Niggers and NEETs both love tendies
>Mfw
>>81144888
Mein Fuhrer....
Yes. There's this NEET faggot who comes in every other day in his fucking pajamas at 5 PM. He always get chicken tendies and a 1 liter of Mountain Dew every time. I can tell he bathes like once a week, and never brushes his teeth.
>>81144840
Turks and Greeks
>>81145127
>Turks
Do you get terror attacks like Frankreich?
>>81145086
>PJs at 5PM
Living that NEET life
I wish we had a name like this for my store...
>>81145191
Last week, my based manager told him that he really needs to clean himself up if he's going to show his face in public. The only reason he said this is because other customers were literally gagging when he walked by them.
>>81145453
Jesus christ
If he keeps it up mommy will stop giving him tendie money
>>81145583
The first few weeks I was working here, I always had someone else ring him up, because I just couldn't handle his stench.
>>81143404
OK i got one
>Be me
>Mexican-America
>Work at call center with a lot of blacks
>Black dude has a convo with me about random things
>Convo turns to slavery and white people (he watched Roots recently)
>Black dude "Only Whites be always oppressing black folk from slavery to racism today"
>Me "Well Jaquan Arabs were enslaving blacks long before whites joined in and so were African tribal kings, slavery still goes on in parts African but white people have corrected their mistakes"
>Black dude "Nigga white people aint corrected jack and they don wanna admit they had slave owners as ancestors and passed the wealth to em"
>Me "But Jaquan the Majority of Americans today trace their lineage the European immigrants that came here AFTER slavery ended and only about 6% of people in the US owned slaves"
>Black dude "Nigga dats som bullshit rite ther dont be trying to act white and shit they dont like chu either too. any way ima go on break"
mfw
>>81143404
>>81143404
Since no one else is posting anything, I'll post one that I put in another thread.
>be working the 3-11 shift
>At around 8 PM, a group of 3 nigs walk in
>Ayy man, we need some stuff out of the cabinet
>grab the key to the liquor cabinet, walk over
>What do you need?
>proceeds to start listing off literally all but 3 types of booze in the cabinet
>I need 4 of each, mane.
>Starting to see red
>Takes about 15 minutes, but I finally get it all up to the counter
>takes another 2-3 minutes to scan everything
>by this point, a large line is forming behind the nigs
>That'll be >$800
>FUCKING PULLS OUT AN EBT CARD!
>swipes it
>'accept partial amount of $125?'
>THE DUDE IS TRYING TO BUY $800+ OF BOOZE WITH HIS MONTHS SUPPLY OF EBT MONEY
>Sir, there's only $125 on your card
>Awww sheeeeit mane. Well, I guess I won't be buying anything
>vision is completely red
>nigs walk out
>store policy says I have to put all the booze away before helping anyone
>takes fucking 20 minutes to put it all away
>there's a line of about 25 people now
>Alright, what can I do for you sir?
>old woman at counter hands me a $10
>"I would have whacked those niggers with my cane if I were in your shoes."
>most of the line (all white people) give me a tip of some kind
>>81143971
Kek, I am now a #niggermissle.
>>81146793
that file name
>>81146793
>>That'll be >$800
>>FUCKING PULLS OUT AN EBT CARD!
>>swipes it
>>'accept partial amount of $125?'
>>THE DUDE IS TRYING TO BUY $800+ OF BOOZE WITH HIS MONTHS SUPPLY OF EBT MONEY
For fucks sake bro
>>81146793
you got another one OP I'm loving these
>>81147156
You'd be amazed at how many people make stupid purchases with EBT cards.
>>81146793
Jesus christ
Next time that happens you need to have them prove they have enough money before going through the trouble of taking it out.
>>81146357
Somewhat related to nigs
>Be spic American
>Live in small but very liberal rural college town
>Have white people constantly apologize to me over random bullshit
>"I'm so sorry for Trump god he's such a racist"
>Have to hide my cringe for how uninformed they are
>No qt Latina gf
> The white chicks all think I'm cute
>Don't want to have sex with any of them because I'm too redpilled
>Feel personally disgusted whenever one of them flirts with me
How do we save white america spic bro? They just don't care about themselves anymore.
>>81146793
post moar nigga.
>>81145771
I had nogs like that when I worked at a liquor store. One nogs breath smelled so bad I had to cover my nose in the middle of checking him out. Kek
>>81146793
Weird, the last time you told this story you said they left with a bottle of Captain Morgan and only had 80$. Why are you lying?
>>81147460
Idk man I dont want them to turn into the minority either they have turned into self loathing cucks. Beyond the racial aspect many are beginning to hate their history maybe if we kick out the Marxist view of history from pop culture
>>81147341
>>81147474
I've got tons. Don't know if I have time to post all of them, as I go to work in an hour.
>2nd day of work
>just learned how to work the register
>spending most of my day at the register
>sheboon walks in
>AWWW LAWDY THAT AC FEELS GUUUUUUUUD!
>I wish I could say that I'm exaggerating, but she literally yelled it and the 'gud' was drawn out for a good 3 seconds.
>I was already a full on /pol/ack at that point so I know not to burst out laughing or I might get swarmed
>quietly chuckle
>bitch doesn't buy anything, just stands in our store for over an hour, talking VERY loudly with her sheboon friend on her phone about her recent abortion (I shit you not).
>niggress leaves after an hour and a half.
This was my first work-related experience with niggers.
>>81147781
Fuck off. /pol/ is satire.
>>81143404
>7am at night
>Decide to get sausage from store
>Step outside door to see a pack of nigs walking in the dark
Mind you the only way I could see them was because they were wearing fluro clothes
>Step back inside and lock door
>Be hungry for the night
>>81148090
you did good bud
>>81148090
>7am at night
>7am
>at night
>>81148090
>I'll take autistic social reclusive for $100, Alex
>>81147460
well we have the Spaniards to thank for ethnically cleansing Mexicans into wanting to be white, so hopefully in time..
I saw a black guy once.
>>81148343
Was he a bug guy?
>>81148045
>bitch doesn't buy anything, just stands in our store for over an hour, talking VERY loudly with her sheboon friend on her phone about her recent abortion (I shit you not).
I've noticed this before blacks and ghetto motherfuckers tend to talk about their personal life in public all the time so everyone around them can hear its like they are hungry for attention
>>81148405
The worst thing about this is that this is in rural Iowa, so I hate to imagine what they're like in the cities.
>>81143971
HAHAHA
>>81148497
I live in Chicago you wont even image the shit people deal with here
>wake up one sunday morning
>be hung over as fuck
>look out of window and see a naked nigger lying spread eagled on my lawn
>go out and ask nigger wtf he is doing in my yard
>yell at nigger to fuck of
>nigger jumps up and yells "this is los angeles!"
>go back to house and sic my dogs on him
>have coffee
so so so many of these type of stories
>>81148853
>nigger jumps up and yells "this is los angeles!"
The fuck? Got any more good ones?
>>81148853
But was it Los Angeles?
>>81148090
Another
>Grandfather is full aboriginal
>He lived in our garage for a while a few years ago
>Classic abo drunk
>One night he is at a public toilet doing a piss I think
>Gets king-hit and knocked out
>Wakes up to find he has pissed himself and he had his wallet robbed
>Has to walk 3kms missing a tooth + covered in blood and piss
>be cleaning the restroom at our store
>time to start mopping the floor
>put up the 'bathroom closed for cleaning' sign at the entrance
>hear a woman approaching
>hear "go ahead"
>now a little niglet halfblood mutt walks in, despite the fucking sign blocking the path into the bathroom
>step out of the bathroom and into the hall where I find a chick with dyed hair and tons of piercings.
>Ma'am, the restroom is closed for cleaning
>And?
>And I can't have your son in here, I'm working with bleach.
>Then work around him
Honestly, coal burners are just as bad as niggers.
>>81143404
>How to handle this situation even more reasonably
>"Sorry my Niglet we stopped making them at 10 but since we're about to close the store and we throw away the food sitting there you can have the tendies for free"
Boom
>>81148853
More ghoul stories pls.
>>81149300
They already took all the tendies we had already cooked, they wanted me to go to the kitchen (leaving the register unguarded) and make a whole new set of tendies just for them.
>>81149282
the ghetto becomes part of them dude
>>81148082
>He fell for the satire meme
Should have been there for the poll thread where it was settled once and for all. 76% not satire, 24% satire.
>>81149300
You never give niggers free shit or they will keep coming back expecting more.
>>81149674
I don't understand. How is it that the people who marry niggers seem to love them, but the people who work with them seem to hate them?
>>81149156
>be sleeping one night
>get woken up by one of my dogs growling
>see nigger with his hands cupped trying to look into my dark bedroom.
>grab gun and sneak out of the back door
>press gun against niggers head and pull back the hammer
>tell nigger to sit down
>proceed to kick the shit out of him including bashing his thick skull with 1.5kg's of 357 6inch magnum
>tell him to fuck off
>go back to bed and sleep
ITT: salty wage cucks find reasons to hate colored people
>>81148244
give him a break.
the 'a' key is right next to the 'p' key
>>81149923
Holy fuck, is this an everyday thing in SA?
>>81149854
Its like Stockholm syndrome man besides they already fucked up and had a niglet white the black dude so hating him is like hating the kid there is no going back for 95% of coal burners
>>81149923
It sound like SA needs the SA.
>be me
>working graveyard at a gas station with a Somali
>one night he says "u kno what best ting is mayn?
>"wake up morning"
>"smoke blunt"
>"fuck bitch"
>"eat watermelon" "best ting mayn best ting"
>some pop rap shit comes on the radio "I love dis song" *gets jiggly with it*
>two weeks later the store is robbed while hes on shift by some greasy native
>the cops determine he had a deal with the native guy so it's an inside job
>gets fired
>Paki owners from Toronto don't even press charges on him
This was in Edmonton at the PetroCan on 97th street and 118 ave in 2004
>>81149923
>>see nigger with his hands cupped trying to look into my dark bedroom.
>>grab gun and sneak out of the back door
>>press gun against niggers head and pull back the hammer
>>tell nigger to sit down
ITT: Stories that never happened. All that happened was you sat up, the nig saw you and it ran off.
>be me
>be cashier
>have a very stereotypical black guy go through my line
>his change comes up to $14.88
I think the universe is talk to me bros.
>>81143404
I have a few, OP. I used to live in SoCal and I have some crazy stories. I'll start with the most eye opening. A little long but bear with me.
> Be in Cali near Monrovia are
> Area is known for heavy gang activity from both illegals and nogs
> Family and I live in an apartment complex with a pool in the middle
> Usually pretty quiet, but summer came and all the neighborhood kids go to swim and play
> No real problem as all families are actually nice and behaved
> Except one
> At the other end of the complex is a dumpy ass apartment that has huge black sheets over all the windows
> A lady walks out from time to time and she is obviously a crackhead (mega paranoid about everything around her) and the niggest looking nog guy with 7 welfare kids
> One night, pool is closed because it's after 11
> Hear swimming and really loud shouting
> It's those fucking kids
> My dad goes out and says if they don't quiet down, he'll call the cops
> They quiet down
> Not even five minutes later they're louder than before
> Dad goes again, calls the cops in front of kids (they're not little kids btw)
> One hops fence around the pool and runs in their house
> The guy comes out chimping out on my dad and then he hops the fence to be next to his kids
> Threatens to kill my dad
> I get woken up by my mom to go protect dad as I'm pretty /fit/
> Nog looks like a damn animal in a cage, pacing back and forth behind the fence
> Cops finally come and see what's going on
![oGAxnMl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZWvC8kP.jpg "oGAxnMl[1].jpg")
>>81150337
South Africa is a complete and total shithole his story isn't completely crazy.
>>81150664
Nog is told to leave with his kids, but he doesn't have any of that and hops the fence and tries to swing at my dad
> Dad gets out and I tackle the nog with the two cops
> Cuffed, in the car, and he's gone
> Go back inside with my dad and for the first time in my life hear him say "it's better now that the neighborhood looks less black"
Turns out that woman was a prostitute who was using the kids for welfare money. They were all evicted and the state of the house interior was beyond disgusting with fucking shit literally smeared on the walls and roaches all over the damn place. Fucking niggers.
>>81150302
>PetroCan
Tell me, do you get a lot of Abo customers?
>be me
>be watching rugby on tv with my 2 brothers in law 4 cousins 2 uncles and father
>in storms a bleeding half naked nigger
> we look at him he look at us
>he does a 360 and moonwalks away at the speed of light
>listen as dogs chase him into the sunset while he is screaming
He was a house breaker, he tried to rob a widow about 4 houses away from us, he jumped through a window with his pants half way down ready for the raping but cut him self so bad he just lay there. He fled when he heard the sirens and thought our house was a good place to come hide.
Out of the 10 men in the room he stormed into i was by far the smallest at 1.82 and 90kg
>>81150886
>he does a 360 and moonwalks away at the speed of light
>Work at nature center
>its open to the public like most nature centers
>we have summer camps for small children where they can do activities and learn about animals.
>kids are in another room coloring under the supervision of another employee and I'm at the front desk
>we always remind our visitors to me mindful and respectful of the animals we have
>suddenly three nigs storm in
>they completely ignore my warnings and make obnoxious hissing hounds at our corn snake, tap on the glass terrariums holding amphibians and reptiles, and laugh like they are sharing some sort of inside joke.
>this gets the sun conure we have in the greenhouse riled up and she starts screeching
>nature center is anything but peaceful now and even the kids in the other room can hear.
>I warn them to stop or else I'll be forced to ask them to leave
>I have to watch them like children until they exit the building, they are higher maintenance then the actual 6 year olds in the other rooms.
>>81147156
>'accept partial amount of $125
story is fake. cant buy and booze with food stamps
>>81146357
Diff types of slavery though. White slavery dehumanized and classified slaves as subhuman. No other slavery around the world did that.
>>81146793
>>81146917
>>81150337
you know it was 2 in the morning. if i called the cops i would have to baby sat that nigger till 8.
i asked him "bamba or shaya" meaning roughly beating or police. he agreed to the beating and i obliged. This is not europe or america.
>>81150674
>>81150886
Is it still this dangerous, SA? I heard it improved after the World Cup?
>>81151166
Nice repeated repeating digits. Yes, I witnessed this a lot even back when I was in elementary school in the late 90's
>niglets always be nigging
>require a staff member to just watch after them
>literally one staff member to watch after all the white kids.
>>81147460
>Don't want to have sex with any of them because I'm too redpilled
fuck that bro. im white. my wife is 1/4 cuban. baby is white as snow. upgrade your dna bro
>>81151379
That's not true. Happens in California all the time.
>>81151379
I don't know how it works in other states, but you can buy booze and cigs in Iowa with an EBT.
>work at a convience store in my college campus
>it's a shitty store, our store is on the side of the student lounge, technically counts as a kiosk store but a bit bigger
>working alone because slow day
>some nig nog tries to steal a fucking pop-tart
>call him out and tell him to return it
>offers me 2 dollars to keep quiet
>what
WHAT WAS THE POINT THEN? JUST BUY THE FUCKING THING
>>81143404
Heres one i hear about my grandmother all the time:
>1967
>Be caucasian woman mid 30 s
>be minding your own buisiness inside your house
>Hear door open downstairs, reckless nig-nog walking down hall
>Think about children in next room.
>grab remington s70 from under bed
>quietly walk downstairs and into childrens room.
>catch nigger going through children's piggy banks
>Pump nig-nog full of shot in left arm b4 he escapes.
>Be proud as hell grandma.
I guess u could get away with stuff like that back then?
>>81151416
Roman
Greek
Egyptian
Babylonian
Assyrian
African
Muslim
Etc...
They all did that. IT'S ALL SLAVERY.
>>81144888
Niggers are NEETs though.
>>81151416
White slavery was bondsmanship, the concept of brutal african slavery was unknown to europeans until you brought it to the colonies and demanded the right to treat your fellow apes as chattel.
>be me
>live in downtown chocolate city, USA (((Atlanta)))
>go on run through nearby park
>use my phone as music player
>2 bummy skinny nogs with whitetrash landwhale approach me at intersection
>dindus get in my face and accuse me of taking pictures of pictures of their grill, literally wut?
>look, laugh and say "goddaaamn(to imply big girl) yeah no why would I do that??"
>hold ground tell them "I've killed bigger and smarter ppl before as a marine"
>security guard randomly steps outside of building to check it out and they take off running
>mfw i need to open carry just to exercise
>>81145317
>mfw I've been there
>>81150302
the leaf does it again
>>81151536
if you are vigilant and follow some simple rules chances are you will never be a victim of crime.
cept for petty stuff like garden furn to be stolen.
>>81151694
>>81151756
not in based ohio. one of only 4 states that a vote matters for POTUS. guess who im voting for
>>81147460
>>81147953
As a white man I give you permission to breed with our womanz. Raise redpilled half blood children to challenge the liberal agenda. It's the only way.
>>81149300
>shit ain't free
>give shit away free
>reasonable
You know you dumb
>>81143971
Topjej
>>81151551
Those nigs weren't children though, one of them looked around 16 if I'm being generous, but the other two had to be older than that.
Also I hate it when people are disruptive to wildlife, I remember when I was younger I saw two niggers drowning a baby bird that had to only be a few minutes old, despite me begging them to stop through tears.
>>81151416
>Serfs.jpg
>>81151756
People can add their own money to the card and buy things like that. I forget the name of the program. It is something like EBT Debit, or something along those lines. At least here in Kentucky anyway. If not, I seriously doubt that one could legally buy booze and cigarettes with an EBT card.
Stormfag night out
story from my dad
>be him
>be school holiday
>him and his brother take their air rifle to go shoot at some shit up in the hills
>they see sheeboon with a pot of water on her head walking towards them
>one shot one kill (pellet went between the ribs intothe heart and killed her instantly)
>both got a hiding and no pellet gun ever
>>81143404
i am reposting this greentext a fellow italian provided
>be black
>be stuck in italy
>decide to block a highway with a few other fellow black people to protest against raycissm since not enough gibs and no fiki fiki
>2 minutes in and i have to face 300 angry italians coming at me with car jacks in their hand yelling MANNAGGIA A MARONNA CHELLA ZOCCOLA E MAMMETA
>decide to stay and fight against the oppression
>5 minutes later i get rushed half dead into the hospital
>not enough room for me so i am left in the waiting room with an IV and multiple head traumas
>2 days later they finally transfer me into surgery, somehow i'm still alive
>surgeon performs an appendectomy instead
>go into shock, know i'm about to die so i recommend my soul to Yakub
>catholic priest gets called, he gives me the last rites with a vaguely pissed off expression since its 13:00 am on a Sunday
>die
>St. Peter tells me to fuck off because i'm a nigger
>go to hell
>>81152549
>despite me begging them to stop through tears
u using a proxy bro?
>>81150708
The sigh of relief
>>81152350
>As a white man
>>81151993
>that was just last week
>so yesterday suv randomly stopped in center lane of busy downtown atl interstate
>dindu couple jumps out of car in a frenzy and he starts throwing t shirts, blankets and papers out into the interstate
>throws something else over median into oncoming traffic
>start pushing each other and chimping in literally middle of interstate oblivious, entitled and just not giving af while walking in front of cars
>finally jump back in suv after 5 minute fight and peel off
>>81150664
>>81150708
>nigglets
>pool
sure thing, anon
>>81152919
>Killing innocent people
>Cool
Your other stories were decent but wtf man?
>>81151801
>have two female friends
>both blonde qties
>always flirty and playing around with me
>go clubbing with them
>have a great time and a shit ton of booze
>we go home
>ask me to come upstairs with them (they share a flat)
>why not
>getting really horny
>we continue drinking
>they start telling me stories from their Amsterdam trip
>"there are so many black people "
>" I dont know why they always are so penetrant"
> "yea thats why you slept every night with a different one"
> "so did you , you silly goose"
>both giggle
>try to stay cool
>cant get rid of the picture that they slept all in all with about 24 different niggers
>they start showing me pictures
>wtf?
>only dark niggers. Literally the niggerest niggers you can imagine
>trying to throw up
>they both wink at each other and try to give me a kiss on each cheek
>picture all the nigger cocks these mouths were blowing
>literally jump off the couch
>can`t hide the look of disgust anymore
>"I have to leave now"
>never touched them ever again.
Im pretty sure that evening I couldve have my first threesome but on the other hand I`d probably catch some STDs since the trip was just a month ago or something.
>>81153603
>Didnt even apologize
It wasnt an accident. Dont sit in front of niggers at the movies. Their kids will dump shit on you and you cant say shit unless you want a chimpout in the theater. (Hey why not?)
>>81153679
post pics
>>81152350
see heres the thing i like the culture i was raised with i see most white woman as degenerate and as a divorce waiting to happen i rather preserve my culture with a like minded woman and pass red pills to my kids regerdless
>>81153679
You definitely did the right thing man. Have no regrets, for you have more self control than most people could imagine.
>>81153533
that happened as well. never said it was a cool story.
>>81150302
i used to live down the road from that place what a shithole that part of town is
>>81151649
your wife's son's dna is still tainted
>>81153964
Howd you feel about it? I wouldnt be able to live with myself, personally.
>>81149300
The shortsightedness in this post is like a perfect crystal of boneheaded liberalism.
An Islamic terrorist attack happened by some militant Muslims and I lost both of my legs and then this niga told me Islam teaches peace and I shouldn't slander the prophet of Islam and not to give into fear
>>81153679
You made me wince a little.
>>81153679
Ich know dat feel. Come to saxony, white man. Also, fuck the blonde girls, just mate with qt brunnetes or redheds, chances are their children are blonde too.
>>81153679
Coming from a more moderate /pol/ack, you did the right thing.
You should fuck sluts, not ultra major giga nigger pounding sluts
>>81143404
Wonder why people always follow blacks in stores. It has to be racism.
>>81154379
Moderate /pol/acks are like moderate muslims.
Brother's friend has a good one
>Get off work
>walking home
>decide to whip out Pokemon Go
>chasing pokeman and doesn't pay attention
>ends up somehwere in/near Harlem boundary
>uh oh
>sees big ass black guy in wife beater
>black guy sees him, starts walking over
>scrawny 5'10" white boy paying pokemon just stands there
>black ass black guy reaches him
>"YO, whachu doin?"
>"Uh, playing pokemon go."
>"Only team Valor can play in deez parts"
>"Uh, idk what team I'm on."
>"Lemme see yo phone den."
>gives big black guy his phone
>he looks at it for a few seconds
>"Yea nigga, you good."
>Black guy walks back to where he was
>Brother's friend just keeps walking and playing pokemon
>>81143971
I am now a #CoonCannon
>>81154546
>team valor
[spoiler]good taste[/spoiler]
>>81154091
my uncle who died at age 18 in a car accident took the shot. he died about 15 years before i was born. I learned that even an air rifle can kill. How do i live with myself? I take it day by day anon. The sins of my dead uncles mistake weighs heavily upon me.
>>81153679
Christ dude. How you didn't explode in rage is beyond me. The nerve of those bitches "here anon i fucked a bunch of nigs, have a good look at what my vag had for breakfast,lunch and dinner, now this vag was yours too".
damn.
>>81153533
>niggers
>people
no nigger is ever innocent
ever
his dad did the right thing and offed a potential nigger breeding factory
>>81149753
>Roughly a quarter of everything posted on /pol/ is satire.
That checks out. 25% shitpost, 25% satire, 50% political discourse.
>>81146793
False. You can't buy alcohol with EBT. Source: convenience store worker. Stop lying on /pol/ for (You)s
>>81154546
PKG is one of those weird things that can bypass the usual racial barriers.
>>81153679
I definitely would have done the same thing
at that point I just wouldn't be horny enough to control my rage
>>81154523
Kek. Maybe. But I think the best way to be truly "redpilled" is to be realistic about what you hear and believe here
>I believe the US would be a better place without niggers
>but I know there'll never be a race war
etc.
>>81154832
That's not universal. Fuck, Maine didn't ban it until earlier this year.
Source: http://www.wcsh6.com/news/politics/bill-shutting-off-ebt-purchases-of-cigarettes-alcohol-lottery-and-others-passed-unanimously/136709376
>>81153679
Are you fucking me?
>Hanging out with a girl, but not drunk, full the fuck on sober.
>Things get heated just a bit.
>We are in a private area, talking about stuff.
>Conversation of sex comes up.
>She out right fucking enjoys telling me how many men she had slept with and that she prefers black men "but you are pretty hot for a white guy"
>Tells me about all the lewd and dirty shit she did.
>She rubs my crotch thinking this is turning me on.
Why arent you hard baby.
>Im supposed to get hard by you telling me the people you fucked?
Ya, whats wrong with you, it makes other guys hard.
>No, they get hard cause they realized they hit the jackpot of how easy a bang you are.
>You except me to get rilled up over the prospect of you fucking other men? If I was gonna do that id watch a porn.
YOUR PROBABLY ARE A FAG ANYWAY!
>And you probably have HPV
>She looks at me as if she can kill me.
OH SHIT YOU GOT HPV!
>Starts hitting me, and I leave.
>Turns out she got infected and knocked up by a wild didndu and wanted a good white man to father the shit, according to facebook.
>Bitch only knew how to turn on shit men by telling them how big of a slut she was.
When a girls best way to make you hard is telling you "mmm I was in a gang bang" you know shits bad.
>>81152696
you know ebt isnt for food. its to keep nigs from stealing shit because they refuse to work
How I long for a world where all people of all creeds, beliefs, and ethnicities join together in their common hatred for niggers.
>>81154783
not really. my dad told me this as a cautionary tale, not out of glee or pride.
>am cop in high school
>nig locks his keys in car. Asks for my help
>I get his car open
>reeks of weed immediately
>give his dumb ass an expensive ticket
>deans extract more information about it
>his nig friend convinced him to summon my help because police are the only ones with the magical ability to use a slim Jim apparently. "You have no other choice. Officer Anon is the only one who can help you."
They are really that dumb and peer influenced.
Kind of surreal.
This plan was debated among three people. That was the best they could do.
![[cow mooing].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iCqWQAm.jpg "[cow mooing].jpg")
>work in a dollar store
>some black lady comes in
>she has a purse about the size of Ohio
>go about my business because, hey, maybe she won't steal anything
>nope
>caught her stuffing tampons and drug tests in her purse
>watched her go throughout the store putting about 10 things in her bag
>she walks up to the checkout with a bottle of Pepsi
>Ma'am, are you going to pay for the rest of that stuff
>SCUSE ME
>Please take that toothpaste out of your purse.
>AIN'T NO TOOFPACE IN MY PURSE
>I see it poking out right there, and I watched you put it in there.
>UGH FINE, HAVE YO FUKKEN TOOFPACE, DAYUM
>Anything else?
>NO
>How about that hair dye I also saw you stuff in your purse?
>MAYN, THIS SOME BULLLSHIIIET
>How about we save us some time, and you just let me see what's in there, or I can call the police and have them look instead
>[smacks lips] WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK, MAN
>over a hundred items were in there
>most of it was cosmetics
>her purse was literally empty, save for her billfold and keys
There's no more certain way to hate niggers than having to deal with them on a daily basis.
>>81151166
> They piss off the Sun Conure
Those fucking monsters
If they go near my Green Cheek Conure they will get shot. I am trying to teach it the word Cuck. The problem is I don't know if it can learn words.
>>81155152
geg
>>81154226
why, he's a man of principle, not a dog like you
>>81150032
>Holy fuck, is this an everyday thing in SA?
Literally yes.
>>81155602
Right...
>>81143404
>It's like working with fucking children
The weird thing is, I think my grandfather said this, too. He ran plantations in Africa. And he was more anti-racist than the average Tumblrina.
>>81146357
> majority of Americans trace their lineage to the European immigrants that came here AFTER slavery ended
> mfw my ancestors came here in the 1660s on one of the first ships
About 3 years ago at 4AM I was woken up by 3 black guys walking past outside the house. I heard someone yell "GIVE ME SUM CHIKEN MUTHERFUKA," I peered out of my window and saw one of the nigs wearing a KFC bucket on their head.
>>81155396
A dollar store sells drug tests? Wtf
>>81155396
>There's no more certain way to hate niggers than having to deal with them on a daily basis.
This is why liberals have such a bleeding heart for them. They don't ever deal with them and if they do it's the rare civilized ones.
>>81153154
> MANNAGGIA A MARONNA CHELLA ZOCCOLA E MAMMETA
In these cases I love being Italian
>>81153455
I would've stolen their car just because if that happened to me.
>>81155945
Not claiming they're accurate, but yes, we do sell marijuana drug tests.
In fact, we often sell out of the damn things.
I hate the neighborhood I work in.
>>81155983
What does it mean?
>>81150674
sounds like a fucking zombie apocalypse
only withouth the bites
>>81146684
This is such a retarded meme. Black slaves LITERALLY did build the pyramids.
>>81144152
Is Buckethead big in Cypress?
>>81151854
Back then? You must live in a faggot state, because that's called self defense in my America.
>>81155822
>mfw I have ancestry that fought in the Revolution and the Civil War, and owned slaves
Feels fucking good mate
>>81148853
>be me, a college kid living in Ocean Beach area of sandy eggo.
>take gf's dog for a walk on the beach
>its night and dimly see a nog laying in the sand with a wyte woman.
>go home, go to bed
>I jog the beach most mornings before an early class
>sun is not quite up
>yep, see nog and what I thought was a womyn
>its a blow up doll he was sleeping with
>I stop and watch him deflate it and put it a backpack
>ten min later I see him at the bus stop shelter
>he spent the night with his "girl" on the beach
>>81156293
> Fuck/Be damned the Mother of Jesus that your mom is a whore
>>81145317
>muh swigga
>>81153944
>australia
>>81154737
Oh you werent there. My bad ;)
>>81146793
>"I would have whacked those niggers with my cane if I were in your shoes."
>most of the line (all white people) give me a tip of some kind
Why are you making shit up? Fucking weirdo, as if you can't find real nigger stories.
You don't tip a cashier. Ever. They aren't even allowed to accept tips.
>>81146684
KEK if it's true
>work in a grocery store
>nice neighborhood so it's mostly uppity old winos, not so many nigs
> one day a black dude comes up to me while I'm sweeping
>"yo man, are you familiar with Nutella?"
"Yeah it's-"
>"well you know how sometimes they sell it with little breadsticks?"
"yes we have those"
>"I want to buy just the little breadsticks"
>wut
I told him that I don't think anyone sells those and to look by the Nutella. His dumb ass wife found me and started giving the same weird rude schtick
>>81154737
Kek
>>81143404
>Be at a meeting on one of my jobsites (I'm the PM) that is located in a nigger infested area
>My site foreman comes in with his cup of coffee and a piece of wood
>He takes his spare change from buying his coffee and caulks it to the wood
>Takes the wood and wedges it in the doorway facing the sidewalk
>Proceed to spend the rest of the morning laughing our asses off at these stupid niggers trying their hardest to pick up what amounts to $0.42
>Hear them yelling at us through the door, we just flip them off and keep laughing
>Stupid fucking mulignans
My father-in-law also has stories of when he and his friends were kids and they'd throw rocks at the little niglets infiltrating their neighborhood.
>>81156697
>nice neighbourhood
Did you get run over?
>>81154832
Grocery store anon here. People do it all the time where I work
>>81156531
they have a small population of people and half-emu children don't be so hard on them
>>81148497
In Ames? I've never seen that here.
>>81146684
underrated
>>81156778
Kek. I want to do this.
>>81143404
>Be Me
>be at gas station
>Gas station is next to apartment complex full of nogs from Chicago
>Muh Low income housing
>Be in line with 6pk of Stone IPA
>Male Nog in front of me
>Pants sagging, standing next to fat sheboon girlfriend who is texting, wearing Pajamas
>Smells bad man
>Male nog is skyping on his phone
>Talking loud
>Nigger can't speak proper english let alone announciate his words
>Every other word is "pham" or "Mannnn"
>Gets to counter, trying to hold phone in one hand, keep pants from falling down/dig for change with the other
>Gibs me sum dem grape rillo's pham
>Lady can't understand what the fuck this nog is saying so it takes her forever to find the ones he's asking for
>Slack Jawed nigger doesn't care that he's holding up the line for everybody
>Sheboon girlfriend smells like she shit herself while standing in line
>Finally pays for his purchase and leaves
>Line of white people behind me sigh a sigh of collective relief now that the line is moving and the levels of breathable oxygen are restored.
>>81148405
>they are hungry for attention
This is true. They care very much what people around them think.
It's why they're always dancing and shit in public, acting like they're having so much fun.
It's also why crime got worse with the rise in political correctness.
>>81156414
Not sure about slaves but I've got people who fought in the revolution, 1812, civil war, ww1 and ww2 navy. My lineage only fights in wars, none of that "military conflict" bs
>>81150664
Stop using greentext. You don't know how to do it right.
>>81153679
Loss of sex is almost never a good thing
This is one of the exceptions
>>81148405
Why do you think they love social media so much?
>tfw the entire nigga technology speech from boondocks
>>81146793
Imagine how useful that guy in the pic would've been as a ninja. He'd literally be invisible at night if we wore blackout contact lenses.
>>81151496
Ah, I missed that you were in South Africa. I assumed that the nigger had been trained to act human.
>>81156365
Pyramids weren't build by slaves actually, it's pretty well documented that they were paid. (and mostly not blacks either)
>>81155950
It's unbelievable how true this is
>"LOL all these racists crying that immigrants will take their jobs! There's literally nothing wrong with immigrants, there's a black family that live in my 99.9% white, gated, trustfund community. Racism is like so bad!"
>>81155396
>dollar store already has slim margins
>slim margins help poor get by
>steal shit from the dollar store
>dollar store goes out of business
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>sitting on stairs, smoking a cig and drinking coffee like the typical slav with my sweat suit and slavbros
>talking about international politics with my slavbros
>some nigger that looks like lil wayne with nigger clothes passes through from his super expensive car
>mightve just been lil wayne
>wth
>start throwing burned out cigs at him
>fill his car with cigs and sunflower seeds
>nigger starts running away
aint no niggers allowed in my 'ulgeria
>>81155152
You do sound like a fag, though.
>>81150733
>>81149282
>cleaning bathrooms at work
>see the second black father I've ever seen in my life walk out with his kid
>open changing table to clean, it's usually completely clean anyway
>covered in shit
God damn I hate this grocery store
>>81155396
>"billfold"
You're not an American.
>>81157801
whoa actual niggers?
i only ever saw like 5 IRL and i travel all around my country each summer
>>81156778
Double-post but I always liked this story:
>Be me in NYC
>Walking back to Penn Station to catch a train back to NJ
>On the way to the station I see a group of blacks congregated around these two guys in African Dashikis that are standing on a wooden crate
>They're yelling shit out into the crowd about 'muh slavery,' and 'muh white oppressors.'
>They hold up THAT picture of how the slave ships organized their cargo
>Head nigger yells out to every white person they see that they are responsible for this
>YUUUGE white dude happens to be walking near me while we both pass this group
>He sees the slave ship picture, and the head nigger sees him
>"AYO BIG ASS WHITE BOI, WHAT CHU GON SAY BOUT DIS SHIT RIGHT ERE TO MAH BROTHAS N SISTAHS?"
>"All I have to say is that we sure packed you niggers in good, didn't we?"
>"WHAT YOU SAY, CRACKA? HOW BOUT YOU WHITE FRIEND? AY BOI WHAT YOU THINK BOUT WHAT YO FELLOW WHITE MAN SAYIN?" (He's now """"talking""" to me)
>"I disagree with my friend right here, because we should have just picked the damn cotton ourselves and left your asses back in Africa."
>Crowd goes silent
>We just keep walking
>We buy each other a round at a bar we both pass
>>81151993
>I've killed bigger and smarter people as a marine
>was actually 01 admin pog
>>81158051
yeah man some rich niggers passing through that guy really looked like lil wayne
>>81151379
Look into how EBT in commifornia. he's not lying. It's over 9000% bull
>>81147346
It's like they're undeserving of it or something ....
>>81149300
t. never worked in retail
if you give people free shit or concede to their wishes they will walk all over you
>>81156697
In all fairness those sticks should be sold separately. Plenty of other good things to dip with.
>>81155779
Your grandfather was probably like me.
I don't hate black people, I just understand the vast majority of them lack the mental abilities and emotional development of Whites and Asians.
Trying to shoehorn them into an advanced society will never work, until genetic engineering gets up to speed.
I almost feel sorry for them.
Almost.
>>81157801
I thought the rare euronigger are usually just civilized black people on vacation or whatever
>>81143404
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>>81154187
Underrated
I have one about a sand nigger due to flag
>have QT 7/10 FWB
>been sleeping with her for ~3 months
>receive message one night @ 3am
>booty call/free hotel
>she lives in a rural town about an hour away from mine in city
>gets to mine and tells me about how she kissed "creepy" paki while in the club
>Immediate fucking rage
>flip my shit and tell her to get out my flat
Phoned me all night since she had no place to sleep and put my phone on silent. Thinks I got angry because I was jelly she got with someone else. Kek, no race traitors in my house bitch.
>>81144840
Cyprus is uncommon, newfag
>>81151416
Arab slavery cut their balls off so they wouldn't have children. That's a tiny bit dehumanizing.
>>81158561
Thid right here is a rare. If not ultra rare.
>>81154546
>go to gas station convenience store late at night
>bunch of negros standing in the back of a truck getting gas
>black employee of the convenience store standing in the doorway of store
>truck of negros and employee are yelling back and forth
>it was late so I didn't care to decipher the language
>wait inside the store for a few minutes while the employee tries to make the truck leave
>i figure they wanted money for gas
>truck finally drives away
>employee comes in the store to do her job
>"damn kids looking for pokemon need to grow the hell up"
Apparently black people love pokemon. Who knew?
>>81158259
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
pic related is you
>>81158561
it didnt post for some time i can see why he would call it rare
>>81158745
>PK
>counting
lmao
>>81153679
dodged two bullets there mate
>>81158538
>FWB
Having a FWB is degenerate. Either you commit to each other or not.
>>81158218
Just buy thin breadsticks
>>81158745
hahaha
PK is everywhere with this flag
i got a rare right here for ya
>>81158749
>BBC News
>>81158234
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, he had to deal with shit like his workers thinking he literally just got money from the bank for nothing.
And in Africa, you work around the peculiarities of the locals a lot. That's what failed in that documentary, Empire of Dust. The Chinese have zero experience working with Africans, and aren't the type of people to teach their own guys how to handle stuff like that.
I mean, just take that shit with Zimbabwean transformers being drained of some sort of toxic oil so local restaurants/snackbars/whatevs can fry their chicken in it. So they just put up more expensive transformers without the oil.
>>81158907
I have that one too.
>>81143404
>In Africa living locally
>go swimming in the sea (western coast)
>beach totally empty apart from occasional woman selling bananas
>strong current
>just jumping as the waves swell
>two locals decide to join me and my dad
>one takes on water and panic's
>tries to grab his friend
>his friend punches him in the face and swims to shore
>didn't fancy having to bribe the police to avoid manslaughter charge
>lug his ass back to the shore against massive waves
>have to time strokes in line with the swell, as not to get washed out
>remember carrying his limp ass while he clung around my neck
>he let's go of me and just walks off
>keeps asking my sister for some of her blonde hair for the remainder of time we are there.
>doesn't thank me or say anything about it
>kind of wish I left him.
>>81158873
those are salty
nutella ones are kinda sweet but not really
its a specific taste
>>81153679
You did the right thing man. Some STD´S you can´t get rid of.
>>81159037
man curacao isnt rare
how about this?
you got this?
>>81153154
Based st. Peter
>>81143404
Okay, don't be hating on Beetlejuice. That dude is a walking meme factory.
>>81159169
>>81159037
Have at it, boys.
>>81159169
yea boi
>>81159276
What's the short name?
>>81158234
The DC snipers weren't motivated by race, they were Muslim.
This is in the age when Islamic terrorism was kept secret.
>>81158830
>women
>committing
kek
>>81159388
>>81159276
>>81154832
Depends on the state anon.
>>81158747
black people and anime mix surprisingly well together
>>81146357
Niggers can't into history, I'm surprised he could recognize that you were Mexican. Most blacks are retarded enough and think Arabs, Asians, south Americans and Indians are white. They are that retarded.
>>81158538
Since you're no longer friends, pics?
>>81159276
mind if i join in lads?
>>81147346
I've only seen one person buy something with an EBT card and it was some fat sheboon who just bought candy and pop
>>81156697
HAHAHAHAHA
>working at kmart
>working the garden department myself
>nigger walks up
>starts asking me for watermelon seeds
>yeah right here
>do you think its possible to grow watermelon in your living room
>say what?
>you know like in a cooler
>yeah sure
I held my laugh until he left and I saw him actually buy a cooler and seeds. I also spent about 30mins trying to get this fucking nigger to buy a god damn weed wacker and she fucking returns in a week later. Found out there was nothing wrong with it either
oh almost forgot this one.
>be me
>be coming home from a party
>was the first rain after the winter
>car skids and hits a retaining wall
>stand next to car calling insurance company for a tow and a courtesy car
>up walks a nigger and asks what time it is
>as i look down at my cell he grabs it and runs off
>PURSUIT
>bout 500m from my wrecked car police van almost kills the nigger when the try to ram him up against a wall
>Police catch the nigger and hand me back my phone
>one of the nig police gets a call as they are man handlind the thief nig into the back of their van
>help the other nig police throw the thief into the back of the van
>nig police gives me a lift back to my car and tell me to report the accident tomorrow cause they can see i have had a few drinks
>>81159594
Go ahead.
>>81159594
>>81159476
>>81159388
>>81159285
>>81159276
REEEEEE GO AWAY BLACK MARKET FLAGS
>>81158907
Fuck your proxy shit
This here's a REAL flag
>>81159784
We're only showing them, i don't download counterfeit.
>>81159784
Collecting flags is idiotic anyways. The majority of those rare flags are proxies and mods fucking around.
>>81154833
>Normal people love Pokemon for the fun of nostalgia and fun games
>dindus love animal fighting
Breaking barriers
>>81159918
rarest flag ever coming in.
>>81158907
>>81159037
>>81159169
>>81159276
>>81159285
>>81159388
>>81159405
>>81159476
>>81159594
>his rare flags actually exist
plebs
>>81159594
Not at all, my man.
>Here's another one for you guys:
>TLD name is TF
>>81159169
got this?
>>81159918
Then change the size of the picture, to prevent counterfeiting
