Get in here if your country has been safe from major attacks by Islamic Terror for at least a year.
Sorry USA, better luck next year!
>>81099564
The Orlando shooter was a Christian you fucking idiot.
I only hope to stay for a short time
>>81099564
Germany, Ireland, Greece, Iran, Zimbabwe.
>>81100406
No, he was a Muslim actually... you fucking idiot
>>81099564
oi hows dem police over der? Las I erd, dey says "Self defense is not a humee right." What you gits is?
>>81100406
Wew
>>81099564
Aussie cities are prime targets. Thats the only places where Aussies live.
Geographical barriers for the win
*looks at indonesia nervously*
Well we had that kid. Not major but still an Islamic terror attack.
At least our cops are on top of shit, sorta.
>>81099564
feels good to be a german
>>81100668
canada
>>81100406
Nice try Akmed
>>81100406
Americunts are banned from this thread,
go back to your leftist media Burger.
>>81099564
>>81100668
>>81100685
you guys are just asking for it
>>81100652
>>81100613
>>81100596
>>81100593
>>81100406
Fuck off this thread is full
>>81100668
How radical are the Indonesian Muslims?
Wasn't it them who had a bit of a chimpout in East Timor a few years back?
Hello?
>>81099564
>safe from ISIS
>was once defeated by flightless birds
Attacking you cunts is like punching someone with cerebral palsy in the face. It's not challenging and you'd feel like a bit of a dick afterward for punching someone with a severe disability
>>81100756
u jelly
>>81100694
You'll get them soon, senpai.
Avoid areas where they happen.
Does a shit skin trying to shank 2 soldiers with a knife count?
>>81099564
Roight 'ere m8
>>81100791
Yes, Jemaah Islamiaah
>>81100759
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>81099564
Hello there lads, land of milk and honey reporting in
It sure is good being this isolated.
Roman master race reporting in.
>tfw spain is at risk
>tfw my whole family works in madrid
please hit barcelona this time
>>81100534
RARE
>>81099564
>mfw the last terrorist attack on Bulgarian soil was when some muslim blew up a bus full of jews and the driver was turkish
>>81099564
It sure is a good thing we have nothing that any terrorist would want to attack here
>>81100756
I want it
Pakistan has low crime rate because of strong islamic values
>>81100406
wew lad
>>81100791
Actually the chimps live in east timor...
the JAVANESE (muslim ethnic group that dominates indonesia) seem to be chilled they blew up a bar in bali back in the naughties, but i think there heavy metal carpet salesmen is making the happy for now (apparently they sriously dislike arabs, its a muslim-ethno-natinalism)
>>81099564
I think we're clean right now, aren't we?
>>81100855
I live in a small town in east germany, literally almost 0% chance of a terrorist attack
sometimes it feels good to be from the east
>>81099564
Was about to post but then I recalled Omar and the Powder keg.
>>81100932
Fuck off Ireland
>>81100922
>Israel
>not having Palestinians snackbaring every single day.
You're not fooling anyone Chaim.
>>81099564
Medpack reporting in.
Other than nogs nogging, pretty comfy down here
>>81099564
>tfw no schengen
>tfw SAS are BTFO ISIS in Libya, Syria and Iraq
>>81101122
Do your research on major terror attacks you nigger. I'm not going to spoonfeed you
Nobody gives a shit about us, even terrorists.
>>81100922
האבא באה
>mfw i won't be comfy for long
>>81100596
Some guy earlier this year was charged with murder after he killed a home intruder, it was national news
Now If we had based laws like the US he never would have gone to court
But the court threw it out and said he did nothing wrong
The killed guy was a boong drug addict and his mother legitimately went through the "good boy who dindu nuffin" act when interviewed
>>81101266
Fuck does that mean?
Tfw we're the most targeted country by ISIS
we had one in 2010 but he only managed to kill himself
>>81100822
jelly
Our Pauline's about to launch the Royal Commish into Islam buddy hows your enrichment going? getting away from yer like a runaway truck Ive heard
>>81100534
> Zimbabwe
But you guys are filled with niggers
>>81101128
Is that really what your warbirds have painted on them
if so that's fucken mint
No Islamic Terror since 2004.
>>81101351
You are isis. Fuck off
>>81099564
Reporting? Somehow?
>>81101438
non Islamic niggers are better niggers.
>>81101511
If you think that's cool, you should see what the Swiss Navy has painted on their boats?
>>81099564
Zero islamic attacks, ever! I guess the 'RA don't like competition
>>81099564
>his country had ANY terror attacks AT ALL
>>81101549
>Being this delusional
>>81101639
>implying mudniggers and niggers are somehow different
>>81101643
googling it now
>>81100938
Fuck you man, I'm from Barcelona. If it should hit somewhere it should be in the Moncloa.
>>81101548
>Never been terrorized
>Other than by ourselves
On one hand we are of so litte importance, so close to the U.S.A and so far from everything else that we might not even get involved in WW3 (we didn't do much in WW2 anyway). On the other hand drug cartels are getting ISIS tier in their execution and aggresive tactics
>>81101438
http://countrymeters.info/en/Zimbabwe
They have 15 mllion people. You have over 45 million niggers in your country.
Sweden reporting in.
>>81101738
Lmao stupid roo cunt.
>>81101697
wew Iqbal
>>81099564
To be fair, the Orlando shooter did us a favor and did his part to limit the spread of AIDS
>>81101781
I think we both can agree that it should hit some TV studios, preferably cuatro or lasexta. God it would be glorious.
>mfw ferreras gets BTFO live on tv
I don't think we've had a terrorist attack since WW2.
I don't envy you, Australia, it just means you'll be far more devastated when it actually comes in your borders.
Personally, we're pretty desensitized over here even though we rarely even experience it. I live 50 minutes from Orlando and have relatives there and I don't give a crap.
>>81099564
Nobody attacks us because nobody would care.
>>81101911
There was also the recent terrorist attack in Dallas, however not by Islamic terror but by the domestic terror group BLM. It was terrorism nonetheless. But I did write in the op that it had to be islamic terror so guess can't count that one.
>>81101336
Means dad is coming. How the fuck don't you know this??
>>81099564
Oh fuck off the only people that died were sexual degenerates and the mentally ill, are you that much of a nigger that you consider reasonable cleansing to be a terrorist attack?
>>81101677
feels good man
>>81099564
>>81101548
>>81101781
>>81102022
You guys have been lucky, normally arabs love blowing up there own kind.
>>81102022
>Ceuta & Melilla
> tfw nearest eu country to syria
> tfw safest country in eu
>>81102036
You are the terrorist attack.
>>81100931
Tell me about it, fellow kiwi
>>81102215
You guys seem to do something right.
Britain reporting in.
Its honestly a miracle how we haven´t been hit yet.
>>81102240
I'm half aussie. I'm thinking of coming before the EU gets fucked up.
>>81099564
Your flesh rotting spiders are a terrorist organization in their own right.
>>81099564
Hello
>>81102163
באה is in a female tongue, if you wanna say it properly it's
אבא בא
without the ה
also the ה in the beginning is unnecessary it basically translates into 'the father is coming'
>>81099564
Don't even know
>>81102215
But this counts all type of terrorism faggot.
>>81101280
I'd say that brexit bought you some time, but yeah, enjoy shitskins becoming the majority in the UK
New Zealand is literally the best country in the world.
>Prodominently English speaking
>Predominantly white
>Immigration is making us even whiter
>Our natives/niggers are actually constructive members of society, more so than other countries at least
>Isolated; closest neighbour is a small French territory and second is big brother straya
>>81102579
>enjoy shitskins becoming the majority in the UK
That's not going to happen
![925486[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ORlfXab.jpg "925486[1].jpg")
>>81102215
That map's bullshit but you'll believe it.
>>81099564
Does it count if all killed are muslim terrorist and army vet writes a based letter?
>Dear Departed,
>Ever since you were terminated in a forces-led operation in the Valley, 23 people have died.
>(…)
>You posted pictures on the internet with your “brothers”, all you fine young Rambos holding assault rifles and radio sets. It was right out of Hollywood. Your rifle’s fire selector switch was set to “safe” and your weapon rested on your shoulder. I know it’s too late to advise you on such matters, but NEVER do that in an operational area.
>The day you started with your social media blitzkrieg, you were a dead man. You encouraged young men of Kashmir to kill Indian soldiers, all from behind the safety of your Facebook account. Your female fan following was delirious. You were a social media rage. Unknown to you, there was probably some nerd with a laptop sitting in HQ XV Corps, tracking you 24/7. You died when you were 22. Had you survived this operation, you would have died when you were 23. Just a different date on the calendar, that’s all. The intensity of violence and the result would have been the same.
>I wish we had met and I could have explained to you (before killing you) that the old men of the Hurriyat Conference are like leech. They feed on the blood of men. They send young Kashmiris to face the Indian Army. What sort of a war is this, where lambs are sent to fight lions?
>(…….)
>You were a terrorist. You chose to wage war against India. Like for all other such perpetrators in the past, it didn’t go too well for you. When you choose to fight against the Indian Army, know this; THEY WILL KILL YOU.
>Your supporters now want blood. So be it.
>Cheers!
>Major Gaurav Arya (Veteran)
Link: http://www.indiatimes.com/news/an-indian-army-major-s-open-letter-to-burhan-wani-raises-some-uncomfortable-questions-258312.html
>>81099564
I'm not forgetting about anything am I? And OP, you had a small terrorism in September last year.
>>81102638
Looking at that Map it looks very outdated, lots of IRA and Basque stuff on it.
>>81099564
>Countries that aren't doing enough to piss off the mudslimes
WEAK.
>>81102579
I am sure they love it, must feel like they are in the days of empire without having to leave there own country.
>>81102215
I know what all the major clusters are caused from besides Corsica, what the fuck happened in Corsica
>>81102492
Fuck you're right. Sorry, I just started learning, it's pretty hard.
>>81099564
Feelsgoodman
Feels good man
>>81102671
Cool.
>>81102606
Great job numbskull, advertise us to even more chinks and indians.
>>81102215
This are terrorist attacks after the ww2.
All that we have had in Italy were from "lead years" in 70's and are not from Islamic attack.
Also in Corsica they did it for indipendence, and northern Ireland too.
>>81101384
Don't you remember me?
We're also fluent in english and haven't had any terrorist attacks
can I join your koala hugbox?
>>81102606
>Our natives/niggers are actually constructive members of society
LEL
>>81101242
>losing 1 person per two weeks is better than losing 80 people every year
can u math chaim
>tfw alberto barbosa dominated the muslims centuries ago and now they're too scared to attack us
>>81102707
Yea, the "after 9/11" stuff is utter bullshit and added to make poland feel better about themselves. It includes one in Sweden dating back to 1908,
>tfw avoiding all crowded areas as govt says there will be an attack
God bless our government
Hyatt guuise
>>81102811
Auckland is already lost anon, let it go.
>>81102409
Well we had the referendum protecting us before since they knew if they attacked it'd just guarantee a leave win.
I wonder how big of an attack we'd need to receive in order to deport all muslims.
>>81102918
Can you? They lost more than 200 people in less than one year.
Dankness over here
>>81102903
>more so than other countries at least
>>81102529
Nor do I, poundstore sponge.
Feelsgoodman
there was never a bomb attack in romania
>>81101830
>>81101738
>>81101643
I know it's a joke, but we still have the biggest war and merchant navy of all land locked countries :^)
>>81103079
>I wonder how big of an attack we'd need to receive in order to deport all muslims.
9/11 style where they fly into big ben, buckingham palace and 10 downing street.
>>81100931
feels comfy af
>>81103086
still, being randomly stabbed every now and then does not qualify as safe
unless you compare us to france which is easy, and not a country like Switzerland
>>81099564
>Terrorist attacks
That's just fairytales made up to scare the children, don't you know?
>>81102417
Fuck off we're full
Hi Guys... We haven 't been yet attacked
>>81103059
> let it go
Just like how Hitler let Germany go?
Just like how Nigel farrage let the U.K. go?
Like how the Texans let the Alamo go?
Fuck. That.
>>81103178
>poundstore sponge.
fucking kek
>>81102529
>>81103178
>tfw european
>tfw terrorist avoid us
Why don't you move to one of the safest country in the entire Europe lads?
>>81103316
Because you're all Ottoman rape babies and shitskins anyway. Why would they dislike you? They've already beaten you.
>>81101058
wait for the antifa busses :^)
>>81100534
Yep, here and comfy
>>81103316
Terrorists are afraid of gypsies, yeah sure
>>81103272
>Wanting to save Auckland
80% of the natural born Kiwis born/living in Auckland are worse than the migrants. Fuck them.
>>81103316
Who would want to live with a gypsy.
>>81099564
Am I allowed?
what up niggas
Everything here in the US is staged B^)
we're all Gucci
enjoy your 3rd world shit holes
ANYTHING outside the USA = 3rd world shit hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBf4DCpL1Q4
link related, ask us if we give a fuck.
>>81099564
i cant remember the last one here, unless you count weedman starting that fire in alberta
>>81099564
We're not in the clear yet faggot.
>>81103403
I want to inform you that t*rks weren't allowed to colonize this part of the world, the only t*rk you can meet in the entire country being in a small part of Dobrogea.
>>81099564
>mfw Germany had less terror related attack casualties in the last 45 years than France had in the last 24 hours
I'm actually very surprised that they didn't attack the Netherlands yet
>>81103671
Why kill you when you bend over backwards to serve them.
>>81103671
>What is Baader-Meinhof Gang ?
>>81103753
>Why kill you when you bend over backwards to serve them.
>says the country that is selling off its territory to chinks
Literally all of the refugee are either go to integrations courses or are forced to work $1/hr jobs 40 hrs a week, they are literally slaves
>>81103485
Aye, I understand. But mine is the mind of a New Zealand, free from the restrictions of the lesser races, claiming dats racist because we know we are better than them
Orlando shooting was an act of homophobia caused by our reactionary AmeriKKKan culture, not Islam. Stop the hate!
t. Orlandian
>>81099564
Hate to tell you this, Australia...
but all cane toads are Muslims.
>>81099564
Wasn't there that guy in a cafe last year?
>>81104017
kek.
Muslim beheadings and mass shooting are also swept under the carpet by being called 'Workplace violence' . . . .you don't fool anyone burger.
>>81103991
I am sure it all worth while when they can relax down at the swimming pool.
>>81103209
I'm thinking of moving to NZ or Iceland purely for the comfy isolation
>>81100534
I do not recognize you as a country.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4
>>81101029
>heavy metal carpet salesman
Kek, I understood that reference
I just got back from staying over there for about a month, and I honestly don't see how any Indonesian could ever do any terrorist shit, especially now since Al-Qaeda is a hollow shell of its former self and they were the only ones with a foothold in the tiny fringe minority. They love westerners, Americans, Euros, etc. And I don't think I've ever met an indonesian who didn't hate ISIS
>>81103734
didn't someone get beheaded in Amsterdam?
>>81103734
Either they don't know we exist, or we are generally awesome people.
>>81104151
>I am sure it all worth while when they can relax down at the swimming pool.
Lol nope, they do hard manual work like public gardening care, restoring damaged furniture, textile work etc
Nothing major, but there is a MAJOR IMPENDING THREAT.
Thanks Liberals, Conservashits, and NDP for flooding us with non-European migrants.
>>81104017
Islam has been trying to genocide Christianity since its conception. It's what Islam is.
>>81101245
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>81102755
Corsican nationalists bomb hotels cause they want to be independent from France.
So far so good...
>>81100742
I thought you were a third world country hungry, we'll send you some good ole sweetcorn.
>tfw no terrorist attacks around
>>81100685
>At least our cops are on top of shit, sorta.
Our cops were rubbish when it came to Monas and the Lindt Cafe incident. In fact, it was shrapnel from the Delta teams' bullets that killed Katrina Dawson rather than Monas himself. It took them something like twenty fucking hours to make the decision to breach and clear. At least Orlando was over and done with within five.
Having said that, we haven't really had any major ISIS related terrorism attack... so OP, what's up? How does it feel to live in a country that's as of yet, relatively safe?
It's been a while.
I believe the last big one was a republican fuckwit trying to kill the royalty, by driving his car into a crowd (kek).
>>81100988
Work with a guy from Pakistan, says the place is a complete hole and never wants to move back.
>>81104324
>They are so good at manual labour I have one come to paint my house. My wife found him early last year. My three month old son, who has a beautiful dark skin tone and brown eyes, is really fond of him.
>>81104565
Please send mexican food instead. That shit is delicious.
>>81104592
I share that feel, it's glorious.
>>81103118
eey broo du the haka wif mee
>>81104632
No I mean in terms of prevention, they get a few as they're leaving the house to do it
>>81100795
Hi brother
>>81099564
>Puerto Rico
>a country
Pick one my kangaroo friendo
do niggers count?
>>81099564
Feels good man
>>81099564
we are alive
>>81099564
Feels gud bra. :-DDD
>>81099564
melbourne represent
>>81104957
Could you be from a worse state capital?
>>81104752
>Keeping going to work so your wife can Fuck Jamal since he doesn't have a job and all he does is fickli vicki with your wife
Meanwhile in the real world, outside /pol/, refugees are being paid less than $500 a month for +40hours/week.
>>81103784
IIRC RAF killed something like 30 people over the course of 30 years.
both of my countries are safe. UK and Poland.
>>81099564
we had one and it killed only kikes and mudslim bulgarian turk. kek
>>81100406
he was mudslime retard
>>81104957
I lived in Melbourne for the first 2 years of my life. I have absolutely no recollection of my life there, as far as I know I've lived my entire life in New Zealand. But my passport says I was born in East Melbourne and I will forever be ashamed of that.
>>81099564
>>81101128
Thats sick, is that the Swiss version of the US Blue Angels?
>>81099564
>not being attacked by terrorists
>comfy
what. it's like you enjoy niggers and hippies getting their way
>>81099564
>In a year
Not a single terror attack for about a 100 years
get on my level :^)
>>81104794
Ehh, yeah I guess..
Only a matter of time until someone wises up and manages to figure out how to communicate without alerting the authorities.
I mean fuck, how is it that they are so dumb when it comes to this stuff? They don't use burner phones, they use their Telstra phone that they signed up for with a plan using their real name. They don't use VPN's. The only reason they've managed to get themselves caught is through their own stupidity.
Only a matter of time. I'm calling it in Melbourne. Next attack on Australian soil will be in Melbourne, and the many multitudes of Greens voters will cry about how they "don't understand", and that we "need to be compassionate". Meanwhile, Di Natale campaigns to raise the immigrant cap and reduce security measures... hurr, the ride never ends. Melbourne already has enough issues with Somanlian Apex gang scum running around and enough greenies with their fingers in their ears to fill a hundred stadiums over.
>>81104467
feels good my mongol brother
>>81099564
Feels kapai cuzzie brodo.
>>81101036
CARN
>155+ years without muslim shit
>checked
>>81104632
Our police shit themselves when the call of duty goes beyond being mobile speed cameras.
Look what happen in Sydney not long ago
>Mentally ill man with knife
>female cop shoots four times
>Hits three old women all over 60
>Gets the criminal with the forth shot
Absolutely useless
>>81105232
chur
>>81105201
Can't wait desu
>>81102215
Really? 2 terrorist attacks in Iceland?
>>81105060
>both of my countries
>both
why two countries fag? one wasn't enough for you? are you a fucking polish plumber or an erasmus wojtyla-fag?
>>81105218
Indeed, my Comrade-in-Mongolity. Our nations have much in common.
>>81102215
>Corsica
What the fuck is going there?
>>81099564
I'm actually hoping for one to hit Vienna tbqh.
>>81105338
>female cop
That's why.
>>81105395
It'll certainly be interesting.
The last terrorist attack here can only be describes as:
Funny
>>81105767
you've had a bunch of subway bombings a while back and you still elected a mudslime mayor, so I don't know if I'd be laughing in your shoes.
>>81099564
is really comfy to be a second world shithole at times like these.
>tfw too poor to attract muslim "refugees"
>>81105380
chur bro
>tfw live 2 minutes from poorest area in my city and see elderly couple delivering pamphlets on foot at 5am when its still dark out cuz its so safe here
>>81105876
>pic related
>>81102671
i didnt read that cos i dont care about youre shitty country POO
Do notice a pattern where culturally homogeneous countries do not suffer from terrorists attacks, even when they are open.
>mfw when the last "terrorist" attacks in Portugal were in the 80s
>>81102210
guys i am scared
ay fellas
Dont go creating meme magic and jinx us you cunt
>>81100506
asia is ok for now, korea nigger.
>>81106275
Tbh, if I were you, I would be more scared of the shitty made trains more than a possible terrorist attack.
So don't spill your spaghetti too soon.
>>81106339
reci mami da su joj ostale gacice kod mene
>>81099564
My dubs have decided you will all experience major terrorist attacks.
.t cunt
>>81106393
Major attack to happen DOWN UNDA.
By Kek checkem!
>>81106589
>uk thinking they have the right to bant anyone
honest to god toppest kek, you fucked yourself up, left the EU and now elected a feminist, internet-censoring prime minister
>>81106589
man i always sit in the last wagon so i have better chances to survive. shit works
>>81106753
Shit.
>>81106680
Sorry, you are not allowed to post in this thread, please leave
GTFO Germany KÖLN counts too
Everyone with dubs in this thread will be subject to a terror attack within 77 weeks.
>>81106870
Complete bullshit.
>>81099564
posting anyway because freedom
>>81106773
>elected
Well, aren't you uninformed?
>>81106921
Sorry, you are not allowed to post in this thread, please leave
>>81106870
COME ON KEK!
I want one in Glasgow or Scumdee.
Kill a few separatist SNP voters for me.
>tfw too irrelevant and cold for terrorists
feels great man
>>81099564
>for a year
Why not forever? Don't tell me you live in some sort of mudslime infested """"country""""" where these things actually happen at all.
>>81106592
>le epic mama meme
kompa, ubij se
>>81106870
>implying they would ever bother with a rural town of 50,000 people in outback New South Wales
Nice try though.
>>81107023
Oh come on.
At least it reads like pottery.
>>81107009
Oh, I'm sorry, do you have some sort of dictatorship in which the last ruling PM gets to decide the next one without any regard to what the people want?
I wouldn't brag about that, anon.....
>>81107064
E decko ajde suti jer cu ti prosut zube tu po podu i sepat ces do doma, jel ti jasno?
>>81107038
Just visited Finland 3 days ago. Why are you allowing so many mudshits in? I was there 8 years ago and it was a completely different country... :(
Our town rapist protects us from attacks
fuck man...
>>81106825
NO MY MEME MAJIC WILL PREVAIL KEK PLEASE GIVE ME THE POWER TO CURSE THIS INFIDEL REEEEE
DIE NORMIE SCUM
>>81107303
>tfw failed kek
I'm so sorry great frog god
>>81099564
Didnt you guys had a guy storming a bar or something?
>>81107257
it's not like we have much of a choice because of all these stupid EU rules now do we?
We have much less muslims than Germany or Sweden and even then many of them are in Helsinki. Sure, I don't live there and I see muslims every day but a terrorist attack isn't a threat here, it can happen but it's not likely
>>81106816
If repeating numbers UK is next
>>81103991
>>81105015
Thats not true. They can just refuse to work. They may get cuts as a punishment, but ultimately the state will be forced to provide for them.
Not doing so was even considered unconstitutional by the BGH.
>>81101084
More than a year ago and hardly a major attack.
>>81099564
/pol/fag reporting
