Kill the (((jews)))
>>81078985
Kek, I think it's funny how they assume they know how Hitler would score on it. Ya would would be a blue no doubt, but why they put him in that exact spot. Then again his party was socialist, even by the modern meaning of the word.
>>81078866
1776 here. Government needs to stay the fuck out of my wallet and my personal life.
Right on the line of heritage and kill other people
>>81079233
Us purps need to unite. Free markets and free bodies is the way of the future. And we kill anyone that gets in our way.
>average citizen
I'll still ally with the blue squares.
>>81079415
Have fun being the governments bitch
>>81078866
>always get "2A isn't what the founders intended" area
>shooting is one of my favorite past times
really makes you think
>>81079725
maybe you can't trust yourself?
>>81078866
But I'm not even a stoner.
I'm in money, but I'm an ancap . I think the way it does """"social"""" libertarian / authoritarian is slightly dumb .
>>81079972
You are still an ally. Greens and purps need to unite.
>>81079833
Why do people keep posting these threads but never the link to the fucking test?
>>81080723
nigga just jewgle it
>>81078866
>purple square faggots
Firmly in Liberty or Death.
surprising
>>81081770
> libertarians struggling with their own morality
No, I'm not struggling with anything. I know that there is no absolute basis for morality, it's all opinions. "Murdering children is wrong" is a statement that has the same strength as "chocolate ice cream tastes good." You probably just hate freedom.
>God loves me!
This test is a terrible meme.
>>81081740
You do know you share the blue square with ISIS right?
>>81082089
>You probably just hate freedom.
That's my opinion and I stand by it, Stirner.
>>81078866
What test?
>>81081897
Dank Shadowrun picture mate.
>>81082089
Amen brother, although I do believe I can logically reason that murdering children is wrong more than chocolate ice cream tastes good.
>>81082202
>X does Z
>Y does Z
>therefor, X is Y
Oy vey, I'm also a male like Stalin, and a human too!
>>81082365
Sounds like a spook to me, senpai.
>>81082229
haha topkek
>>81081897
I am now authoritarian left. Basically feels like home.
>>81082269
www politicalcompass org /test
>>81078866
I'm in "cuck"
>>81078866
somewhere between that and average citizen
>>81082392
>implying X and Y don't share the same destructive characteristic
>>81082693
>X built western civilization
>Y kills itself in the desert
>being so dumb that you can only compare things on the most superficial of levels
kys, anon
>>81082473
Who's driving the T-34?
>>81082510
Thanks
>>81083138
His Ego
>>81082693
>implying it was authoritarianism that led the Greek and Renaissance philosophers, the pinnacles of western civilization
kys, anon
>>81082906
fuck I meant this >>81084157
for you
>>81078866
Liberty or Death is best, as always.
>>81083140
I'm one square from you mate
>>81084157
>implying it wasn't
Mate, they literally lived in the time of kings, and fully supported those kings.
Plato argued for a hyper-authoritarian utopian city state ruled by philosopher-kings.
Ayyy, and yet I still go on extreme right /pol/ everyday and love the shit out of it.
>>81084786
>time of kings
Kek, the Greek city-states were either an oligarchy or direct democracy. And Socrates was seen as rebellious hence his execution.
>>81078866
by rights i'm at the very bottom right but i'm not a cuck and the test is shit
>>81085136
Are you fighting for open borders, the abolishment of states and world-wide communism? I cannot imagine what such a society would look like.
I didn't know I was a commie.
>>81082202
And you think it's surprising that they're winning...
>>81085348
A racially homogenous society where property rights are difficult to define. My own unbias interpretation. But then again this guy is of no danger to anyone so who cares.
>>81085348
I think it's good to have some sort of documentation of when you leave and enter a country, but I really don't think we have that drastic of a border/immigration problem. That's all so over played in the media. It wasn't even a discussion point until Trump created his meme.
>>81085162
>oligarchy
Still authoritarian; it matters not if the nation is ruled by a king, or by a council of ministers.
>or direct democracy
That was literally only Athens, and for a very, VERY short time.
There's a reason why we aren't a direct democracy either, and it's because democracy is shit.
Who /1776/ here?
>>81085690
Yes but you said king.
>only athens
explain corinth and syracuse
>>81085556
>A racially homogenous society where property rights are difficult to define
Wouldn't that be right libertarian? But yeah, I also had a different result than I imagined.
>>81078866
>tfw right-wing conservative but still manage to get into the Commie section everytime I do the political compass
>>81085454
There's a difference between being authortarian with troops under your command and the citizens. The anarcho-communist commander Nestor Makhno successfully lead an army against the Russian white army.
>>81081897
>tfw I align very libertarian left and hate hippie's and hippy culture with a passion, they're all a bunch of worthless burn-out retards that just deal and do drugs and listen to THE FUCKING WORST MOST VAPID MUSIC IN THE WORLD.
Fuck those people.
>>81086253
Sounds like someone wants to take over the means of production
>>81086253
This test has some shitty statements.
Like People are more divided by class than by origin or something. They could have just asked "Are you a communist?".
Or it is normal for children to have secrets even their parents don't know or something like this. What person other than a 1984-loving dictator would completely disagree?
>>81086176
Nope, right libertarian would be clearly defined personal property. Left libertarian would be common ownership of property.
>>81079160
if you had to put him on a plot authoritarian centrist makes the most sense
Guess I ain't nothing but a hippie faggot. I actually hate hippies though, I'm just too nice for my own good sometimes.
>>81082229
>>81086477
Me, probably.
I'm probably overanalyzing it, but children keeping secrets from their parents instead of just telling them and taking care of it just seems like an obstacle in the kid's development.
I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor with the kid being the people and the parent being the government though.
>>81086823
Lmao why you hate hippies? I only hate people I see as a threat. I see them as bro-tier. I'm not into the hippie lifestyle myself though.
Anything inside the gold outline is cool with me. They all have their truths.
>>81087020
Dam, you kinda think like me anon. I think hippies would be cool people to hang out with. And I also think a native population has the right to kill an invading outside race, hence my nazi sympathy. I also identify as right-libertarian.
>>81086909
world needs more Sam Hyde memes
>>81085951
>Yes but you said king.
As a quick reference to authoritarianism, anon.
>Corinth
for 60 years
>Syracuse
For 70 years, wasn't it?
>>81087617
Use the term "king" correctly then you autist. And government =/= authortarian. And 60 and 70 years is not a short time.
>>81087851
>And government =/= authortarian
It does when the governments of antiquity had relatively unlimited power. I don't recall there being very many constitutions back then.
>>81088034
Just because the magna carta wasn't written yet doesn't mean they were authortarian. Greece was one of the first civilizations to break free from the "one guy can put someone to death for arbitrary reasons" mindset. For example, the Aztecs and Incans were still putting people to death for homosexuality until the Spanish arrived. Sex life in Ancient Greece was not regulated by the government.
>>81083138
Spook-man
Purples will save western civilization.
>>81088441
Purple really is the way of the future, anon. Classical Liberalism is white man's greatest invention.
>>81088347
>For example, the Aztecs and Incans were still putting people to death for homosexuality until the Spanish arrived
A shame, too; given a few hundred more years they could have been marvelous civilizations.
>Sex life in Ancient Greece was not regulated by the government.
Choosing not to exercise power does not show a lack of power. That lack of regulation was only because of the grace of the government, and because it was populated by degenerate boy-fuckers.
>>81088441
Blue is what built, maintained, and improved western civilization.
>>81078866
Average Citizen - Code Green
The test is quite flawed in my opinion, you need to go completely "fuck the poor" and "gas the kikes" to pull yourself on the right.
>>81079972
The chart doesn't lie
>>81087283
Nice.
Some hippies are really cool to hang out with. The 'I grow my own food and weed, and am all about sustainability and simple living' crowd are great people tbqh. They're just too soft and idealistic, maybe even naive, for the world as currently constructed. That hurts nobody but them though. I try to take things from them and mix it with a more modern life. I could go all the way towards it if I had to, or if the world was peaceful. There's a lot of simple joy to be found in that lifestyle.
The stereotypical hippie though, the hardcore druggies and Wooks with their dreads and wraps and heady sacred geometry shit: awful people. They might be the most bluepilled idiots in existance.
>>81088670
>A shame, too; given a few hundred more years they could have been marvelous civilizations.
I doubt it. They had yet to make iron weapons.
>degenerate boy-fuckers
i actually agree with you on that one. Shame they couldn't see that sexual acts with a boy was unsettling, to say the least. Although I'm sure some felt that way.
Libertarian socialism makes little sense to me. I have never see anyone land in that zone >>81081870 in these threads before.
>>81086712
How do you enforce cooperative ownership of property without taking freedom of choice away? Brainwashing?
Either doesn't sound very libertarian to me.
>>81090579
I guess you would just allow everyone to use said property and not dictate who gets to use it. Idk dood I'm just some anon on 4chan.
>>81090599
But I dislike pop as well as rap.
>>81090996
pop isn't a genre melto
>>81091084
Like hell it isn't you fucking mini-Strayan.
>>81091199
pop means popular as in popular music as in what gets in the charts
I can't believe I have to explain this
>>81082509
Your home must be pretty depressing.
Are you east of the Missouri?
>no masters, no slaves
>no classes no states
>no sir, no thanks
>>81091199
>>81091296
Welcome to the USA; we don't know what our words mean!
>>81090599
I dislike rap, pop, and country
>>81091296
That was the original intention of pop but now there are songs out that really dont have a genre defined for them other than pop. It kinda has just become a genre over time
>>81078866
i say im far right
>>81090599
I only dislike pop "country" (i.e. Florida Georgia Line and Luke Bryan); actual country music is great.
>>81092384
The test is biased to the left. so everyone who considers themselves right wing should imagine them slighter more to the right on this graph.
>>81092280
No it's not
The only common feature is that most of them have very simple chord progression for mass appeal
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL NEVER COME TO YOUR COUNTRY!
>>81092384
I feel this is more accurate
>>81078866
>"this molotov will inspire social change"
>>81078866
Somewhere in between "liberty or death" and "you have my guns when you peel my fingers off the grip fuckin statists"
>>81090599
But I like rap, only not the nigger kind.
>>81078866
>>81092641
I don't think that's right. I'm not an ancap but I'm in that ancap zone.
>>81092542
>The test is biased to the left. so everyone who considers themselves right wing should imagine them slighter more to the right on this graph.
figures
>>81092641
I hate progressives, idk how I got there to be honest
>>81092846
This game is pretty much every purple square's wet dream.
>>81092921
I like this one best. I think I'm currently in Jews, seeking real estate in Donald Trump and other CEOs.
>>81092921
I would actually switch "actual socialism" and "edgy kids" with each other
(6,6) on the graph here. I like how I'm portrayed on all these meme charts
>>81092921
Kek, you obviously are not familiar with the Koch brothers. Having no government restrictions is their ultimate goal.
>>81093042
I am very right wing, anti-immigration pro-nationalism. Full on 14/88 and see how I end up in red? But I also care for my countrymen so it decides to just lob me in the red. test is fucked.
>>81093543
same anon, I am pro nationalism, authoritarianism, etcetc and I still got into the red somehow, even further than you, test is definitely fucked
>>81093543
How much of a social safety net do you think there should be? A lot of far right-wingers even believe in universal healthcare.
>ACT - The libertarian party classed as most authoritarian
>Conservative- American style bible thumpers considered less authoritarian than National
>Maori, Green and Mana all big state socialists obsessed with taxing and banning everything (except DUDE WEED) somehow libertarian
whoever runs this site needs to do a modicum of research
>>81093840
I think thats what it is, a lot of the far righters I know are pro universal healthcare, pro free education, environmentalism, etcetc so they get lumped into the left with those beliefs
Liberty or Death master race
Is there a similar test that is actually accurate?
I honestly thought I'd be farther right than this.
>>81093763
Yeah you got further in the red maybe because support gay rights or something rather
>>81078866
>Tfw 420
I wish I had weed...
>>81078866
>tfw I just want statists, religious nuts, commies, kikes, nignogs, etc. to fuck off and leave me alone
>>81093394
>Koch Brothers
so far youre the only one who has mentioned them, and thus your comment is completely out of left feild.
i know you marxists despise anyone who disagrees with you, and you have to try and insert them into every discussion so you can spit venom and shit your huggies, but you are simply retarded
>>81094473
I answered strongly disagree to the "same sex couples should be able to adopt" question so it aint that
>>81094488
>tfw
Checked
>>81090599
>like all genres except country
>love rap
>consistently purple in all the compass "tests"
>>81094050
>NZ First left leaning
What the fuck?
>>81094523
Me a marxist? Kek, I'm a libertarian you cuck. In your pic you put "Donald Trump and other rich CEO's" on the blue square. The Koch brothers are known libertarians and lobby against business restrictions. Go to bed and remember to wear your helmet you autist.
>>81094921
They want to stop foreign investment and stop privatisation of our nationalised industries, which is a nudge onto the left wing
I have no opinion on social issues so I don't get why I'm more libertarian than centre with regards to the vertical axis.
>>81079233
Traitor.
>>81092921
>>81081794
How is wanting to keep what you make, greed? If anything is greed, it's the left who want the gibmedats.
>>81095427
They should only be slightly left of Labour at the absolute worst. Them being more left than Affirmative Action: The Party is retarded.
>>81094481
Michigan needs legal weed I'm sick of being dry goddamit! Oh well olde English will do for now.
>>81095591
As I said, the entire chart is a clusterfuck, it would've been more accurate if they'd just randomly selected points on the chart to assign the parties to
>>81094280
Same desu
>>81078866
right here m8
>>81095912
Democrats should be in Neo-Liberalism, they're not Classical Liberals at all
>tfw you're eminently neutral on most political topics
still voting trump though
>>81096043
Should I be worried I'm close to being a neolib then?
>>81095427
Wtf I hate nzfirst now
>>81081740
>if I can't refute it I'll pretend it doesn't exist
>>81096156
You've clearly bought into the free market meme my friend, pic related is the acceptable ideologies
>>81096495
*are the
>>81096092
I honestly think this is the best position to be in with regards to left and right, this way you can be an observer and watch capitalists and socialists fling shit at each other whilst pursuing your own goals.
>>81095912
What's that one?
>>81090599
but i like country, and rap.....yelawolf is my shit
>>81096908
forgot my picture
>>81095940
My friend
>>81096495
which site is that?
>>81079160
What? What the fuck are you talking about? It wasn't fucking socialist in the slightest.
The problem with tests like these is there's still ridiculously broad and outdated questions that completely skew scores.
You're not suddenly super left leaning if you don't want a factory turning your local river into a chemical dumping ground and might go against your country if they start shooting people in the streets. You're not suddenly right if you think that people who choose to not have a job even if they're able shouldn't be allowed on welfare.
It's also ridiculous that social issues are still conflated with the right/left instead of the other axis. Wanting to let people have basic rights regardless of sexual orientation isn't a goddamn economic stance, but it is according to this test.
>>81096642
It's called Vote 1 political spectrum on Google play store
>>81098437
Only on phones?
>>81097342
his party had socialism in its name aka national "socialism" Hitler was a national "socialist"
>>81098162
Funny part is that on one test I get slightly authoritarian, slightly left (this one) and moderate right, neutral on authoritarian and libertarian from the one that's "which candidate are you most like?"
>>81078866
this made me laugh, ty bab
Libertas Vel Mors
>>81096608
That's where I'm at, too. Thanks.
>>81093763
>>81094473
Or
Maybe
Just Maybe
Trying to view political opinions in a 2D plane just does not work.
I posted this in another thread yesterday and the whole left-right bullshit needs to go.
Political views should be made of three main branches
Economy:
Unrestricted free market - state driven planned economy and everything what's in between
State and governing:
Authoritarianism - anarchism/individualism and what can be in between.
Social views and morals (religion, family, tradiotions, sex etc.)
Unrestricted by morals and traditions - Conservatism/Traditionalism and what's in between.
Imo the problem with whole left-right separation that it tries too much simplify and because definitions depends on based on people there's bound to be conflicts.
Say there is a left supporting man, who supports the typical views of Left - taxes, social security etc. but also happens to be devout christian who opposes gay and other LGBTWTFBBQ people and wants traditional family values to stay.
Now to which side you put him?
To Left due to his views on taxes and social security etc?
Or to Right due to his consevative social views?
>b-but leftie cant support traditional values
Why? What is the reason for that? People can have mixed views on subjects that they deem right.
>>81098437
>Dems
>Classical liberals
>GOP
>National Conservatives
>Individualist anarchism
>Right wing
This is already shit tier and I haven't even seen how terrible the questions are.
>>81100538
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
This separates authoritarianism/liberalism, interventionism/isolationism and conservatism/progressivism
>>81078866
so isn't that a bit random to go from molotov to tax out of nowhere?
>>81078866
>>81100973
Well makes sense.
Stay out of my life, dont promote opinions whether its religion, LGBTWTFBBQ people etc. just let things go on their own pace, keep the biggest corporations in check, let the loosers be loosers if they so want and let those who want to succeed, succeed.
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2414143437
What do you guys think?
Trump must have moved me, i used to be two squares left and three down.
>>81102677
I also don't know how they got this, I don't believe in any regulation on anything, think the NAP should be the law of the land, and don't believe in taxes.
I love these
>>81081770
>adam and eve not adam and steve ok
am fig
>>81078866
masterrace reporting in
Used to be green.
This is the only accurate one fags
>>81082089
>trying to be morally objective
>likes chocolate
Wew lad
Political compasses are shit because they operate on the hijacked meanings of left and right, authoritarian and libertarian. I lean mostly right and libertarian on many issues because I'm quite frankly sick of the right's attempts to police morality and the left's attempts to subvert our culture. But because I'm of the opinion that the government doesn't need to worry about my dick and the dick of others (save for adoption because lol those kids are so fucked up), make way for Che Guevara.
Filthy Commie/Starving my People hybrid vozhd reporting in
>>81103061
This is kind of accurate though a few of the questions are kind of garbage
I have very opposing views, not everything is black & white to me. This test really doesn't feel as a genuine representation based on my answers. Very subjective and situational questions too. I find a bit of myself in all zones.
Its the big picture that counts. And I have something different then what all of you have these areas representing in mind.
>>81103895
You're only slightly retarded. Certified inbred tho.
>>81104771
These kind of questionnaires always have simplistic/bullshit questions. Some of them are way too vague or not nuanced enough
>>81081870
>national socialism is far-left
>fascism is far-right
Really nigga?
>>81078866
fucking squarefags
The old test put me in "tax this dick bitch" but the new one has me in the normie square, lower left.
Fuck this gay test.
>>81102854
CLASSIC LMAO
>>81078866
>average citizen
>centrist
The average citizen thinks that cutting your penis off and wearing a dress makes you a woman. This idea that the average person is still politically moderate is absurd--the average citizen is a leftist ideologue at this point.
>>81102854
i really really like this pepe
Wish I were in purple, but oh well.
sup purples
>>81078866
anything else is weak
SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
>>81089738
basically imagine libertarianism - small govt with courts, police, military like pretty much every non-insane libertarian agrees with
then mix in various other things to this 'small govt' - fire service, health care, energy, transport, telecoms, education
but otherwise having a totally laissez-faire approach to every other aspect of government - no regulation on marriage, no welfare state, no fucking around with petty labour regulations
i genuinely think it might be the best system
who /loli rape porn/ here?
>>81102526
>tfw nobody here thinks
>>81090599
I hate all genres except for folk
I get something different every time I do this.
>>81115165
the Ancap one is pretty smart.
