BREAKING: Butthurt Berniebot's staging a "fart in".
Tins of beans being stockpiled.
My fucking sides have reached the sun.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/bernie-sanders-supporters-fart-in-democratic-convention-a7135966.html
>>80968189
rlly maks u stink
Is this real life or a South Park Episode?
>>80968246
FART RAPE
FART RAPE
>While the donations include navy, pinto and lima beans, Ms Honkala said baked beans would probably be the most popular with those taking part in the malodorous protest, who will eat the beans with hot dogs at designated feeding locations in Philadelphia, before being sent into the convention hall to unleash their collective flatulence on the unsuspecting delegates.
If I saw this anywhere else, I'd assume it's a hoax made by /pol/ to get bern victims to humiliate themselves one last time.
What the fuck...
>>80968246
fpbp
WE NEED TO PROTECT HILARY FROM ALL THIS FART RAPE
https://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/
Is there some way we can gas them with antibiotics so they don't come out harboring a new superstrain of pinkeye?
>>80968189
FIRE UP THOSE GUACABOWLES, BOYS!
We must help our /r9k/ berniebros with this mission.
>>80968246
Should we consider this based? I mean it is pretty creative
>>80968246
>>80968725
Will Jeb be invited?
>>80968189
No. no fucking way.
>>80968392
>meme beans
Why can't bernvictims do anything right? Brussels sprouts and cauliflower.
>>80968789
It's not creative unless someone lights a match and blows the place up. Sitting around eating hotdogs is not a protest.
>>80968392
>D E S I G N A T E D
>F E E D I N G
>L O C A T I O N S
>>80968189
I'm crying
>“The fart-in is to raise attention about things that really stink in our society,”
- Dr Walter Tsou
>>80968978
>someone lights a match
>>80968246
Brilliant, lad.
>>80968246
God damnit, Straya
>>80968246
Hah
>>80968978
No but Hillary smells something foul, the protesters win
>>80968392
>designated feeding locations
dear god have mercy on my sides
This is a big deal. Have you ever seen Bernie supporters? They are massive fat slobs.
>>80968189
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/bernie-sanders-supporters-fart-in-democratic-convention-a7135966.html
2016 is truly the year of kek. Meme news every day.
>>80968392
>their college funds and tip jars exhausted, the Bernie people began donating tins of beans to the cause
It's like an addiction to these people isn't it?
>>80968189
You are now aware that this is an Alinsky tactic.
http://stonestreetpress.com/1916/saul-alinskys-flatulent-blitzkrieg-his-own-account-of-his-famous-fart-in-taking-on-eastman-kodak-in-rochester-and-winning/
>>80968189
classic beanie sanders supporters
>Be berniebro
>Mad that Hillary got the nomination
>Have idea
>Eat a lot of beans and go the DNC
>A lot of my friends did it too
>Start farting
>Feel it coming
>It's here
>"GRUMPY DUMPIES!!!!!"
>The DNC is just a ton of bernie people shitting themselves
>Bernie's career is over
>>80969293
It's not over till the fat lady farts.
>>80969429
Thanks for this. Good link
>>80968246
Auspostbestpost
this is my fetish
>wander up real close to the hottest liberal teen girl I can find
>she's wearing a "HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT 2016" shirt
>cock my leg up in the air and do a massive rank fart in her direction
>she feels the wind from it pushing up against her
>all of a sudden her beautiful nostrils are filled with my scent
The Philly Fart party will bring about a new age of American patriotism.
>>80969969
Trade deal with India when?
>>80970090
can't throw farts overboard, I guess the next best thing would be getting Indians to poo on the poop deck.
Get Pajeet on the phone, it's time to win this election.
They stole this straight from rules for radicals and it doesn't even work because that was meant to drive down demand in opera houses
>>80968189
That's such an obese thing to do.
I'm with Smellary now
How come Bernie supporters attack and fight with Trump supporters but when it comes to hill shills the best they do is shit themselves. What the fuck
>>80968189
It's Happening! They're gonna Gas the Likes while Blacks are declaring Race War Now!
Oh great Kek, we knew not what our worship would bring, all praise your powerful Memetic Magic!i
>>80970387
Because it's over for them, this is their "ace in the hole" plan.
>>80970401
Holy shit
Some brave anons in the Philadelphia area need to put PVC tape over the edges of all windows and doors from the outside during the convention. With a bit of luck, maybe there'll be some casualties as the air fills with gas.
>>80968246
toplel lad, you Aussies never fail to make me laugh.
>>80968189
Jesus christ, leftists are children in adult's bodies.
I hope C-SPAN rigs up an infrared fart cam.
>>80968246
I hope a lot of them pull down their pants and poo on the floor. What better way to protest injustice?
Someone should hand out brownies or cookies made with milk of magnesia outside the DNC
#feelthebern
>>80968307
The boundaries between reality and fiction have been irreparably blurred by this campaign, buddy.
Gotta give them credit, they're gassing the globalists that fucked em.
>>80968920
This, don't forget the boiled eggs and cabbage either.
>>80971457
They're the new SS.
[spoiler]shit stain party[/spoiler]
DESIGNATED
>>80968189
Sanders
>"Support Hillary! Together we can make Donald 'Drumpf' again!"
Protestors
>"Okay *farts*"
The fact that they're actually doing this in all seriousness is even more hilarious.
>>80968189
They are going to gas the Jew?
>>80968246
Australia posters, honorary whites
>>80971687
it's a South Park episode come to life.
Literally a randy episode
Just when you thought this election wouldn't get more absurd
in solidarity i'm taking a big shit
>>80968189
They're gonna gaz them!
RACE WAR NOW!
>>80968189
Sounds like from-the-book Alinsky, alright.
>>80971762
Lmao.
>>80968189
They should bring in a couple of Semi loads of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and do a Shit In.
>>80972010
>They should bring in a couple of Semi loads of Kentucky Fried Chicken,
do you really want blm there?
>>80969969
My friend just got a job working at the democratic convention too. Cant wait to tell him about this.
>bernie loses
>reddit s4p says "we have 1 final solution to this problem.."
>Eat a bunch of beans
>Go to the DNC
>Fart a ton
>Make hillary have a stroke on stage
>she dies
>bernie wins
trump sweeps the country then
sam hyde should go there and take a big shit in his pants and film it
>>80972196
>trump sweeps the country then
Too bad there won't be any beaners around to sweep the shit up. Unless of course we get bernie voters to do it.
>>80972100
Too late, they already will be. The two fat blm girls will show up to take the stage from Bernie again when he goes to make his speech.i
>Designated Feeding Locations.
My sides cannot take this assault! Holy shit, this is too funny!
>>80968246
it's not THAT funny come on now
>>80968246
Once again proving australia is better than canada
>>80968246
fpbp
I'll donate my Zippo lighter
>>80972395
>>80970549
>>80969478
all underrated
>>80968246
>>80968246
hhhehehhe
>honkala
finland yes
>>80972446
Mo food fo dem programs.
>convention has upgraded air conditioning thanks to all the bernout money
>farts do nothing
>>80973116
>bernie voters walk out with their heads down and a diaper filled with lots of protein
>>80973267
kek
when will the day come when we can hang these liberal manchildren
>>80968246
AUSTRALIA YES
>>80973267
Get this trending.
>>80968246
This joke was stolen from a thread we had about this yesterday. The joke was made as a top comment in the previous thread also. Aussie confirmed plagiarist.
>pic related is the current status of barnie supporters
>/pol/ talks big
>reddit actually gasses Hillary
wtf I'm a #redditrocket now
>>80968246
top heh
We really should meme this further and get them to actually shit themselves.
I mean, if farting is good, shitting must be even better, right?
>>80972100
I did not think about that. I was putting the Shart before the Horse.
>>80974192
Shut up, leaf.
>>80975918
Get out
>>80972225
No doubt he will
Apparently this is real. Even Fox News picked the story up.
>>80974192
cry more bitch nigga
Few sharts short of an Indian consulate.
>>80968189
Man, this is some telling psychological shit. Is this not an eerily direct example of Freudian psychosexual theory?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage#Anal-expulsive_personality
Fucking anal fixated Bernouts.
imagine all those fucking disgusting ten thousand pound Bernouts with problematic glasses and rainbow hair just farting and shitting allover themselves for hours in a packed hall
>>80974192
>oh no! Stolen memes on the internet!
Could you please describe the suspect?
>>80968246
Yeah, they said this same line in yesterday's thread so you wont get an upvote from me, chap!
Just fart my shit up senpai
they should get the indian community to support their protest
>>80976924
Saul Alinsky, who was the one that came up with farting as a political tactic and detailed it in his Rules for Radicals, was directly influenced by the Frankfurt school, of which Kurt Lewin was a funder/early member.
In that sense, yeah, it's pretty linked to psychology (though more to industrial psychology than developmental one).
>>80968189
I have to call made up media bullshit on this one. This sounds too stupid to be actually real.
Shouldn't we be spreading a story about how Hillary blackmailed Bernie into the endorsement?
>>80973616
>calls others manchildren
>shitposts a "you watch barney" meme
straight out of the 1995 4th grade playground at recess bruh
>>80977529
Leaf pls >>80969429
The left knows no pride.
>>80977696
one thing I've learned is to immediately disregard all opinions of the left from the idiotic right.
>>80977679
It would be absurd if this wasn't actually the case with the deranged left. See YOU grew up since 95' THEY did not
>>80968189
if many of the farters release their farts together, certainly we'll see some shit accidents
>>80977373
I meant more the average Bernie supporter's personality. The traits of anal-expulsiveness seem to fit extremely well, and is typified by the fact that they'd be willing to use farting as an act of rebellion. Though I take Freudian theory in general with a grain of salt.
what a shit show it will be
>>80977931
Regardless, it's happened before, and the left itself has bragged about it.
what are the chances this doesn't work and it devolves into them literally flinging their shit at everyone like monkeys?
>>80968246
Kek
>>80978370
Well, it depends.
Is BLM involved?
>>80968392
>Whoops there goes the beans
>>80971436
2016 has been a very powerful year
I had a good feeling about it from the start
>>80972446
DESIGNATED
FARTING
CONVENTION
I #Queef4Hillary now
>>80968246
FPBP
They should drink whey mixed with milk instead, although i'm not sure the Geneva Convention allows it
>>80970401
>It's Happening! They're gonna Gas the Likes while Blacks are declaring Race War Now!
Bernie will be there, as will other libjews.
They're LITERALLY GASSING KIKES.
>>80980228
>>80975966
>leaf calls out leaf for the leaf
Wat
Do you think the next election will manage to top this one?
Just imagine if it does
>>80980868
A trump reelection might be glorious
>>80968246
jej
>>80968246
zozzle
They got the idea from an anecdote in Rules for Radicals. lol
>>80974192
This is some good bait, proud of you leaf
>>80980868
Little shithead faggots born after 9/11, in 2002, will be able to vote in the next election.
Imagine the opinions to which these teenagers will be self-entitled.
>>80968584
Gas the kikes race war now
>>80968246
>>80968246
Shitposts: they really make you stink.
>>80968246
fpbp
When people say that millenial liberals behave just like spoiled children, you like to think that they are exaggerating.
A always knew Bernie supporters were a bunch of beaners
>>80968246
I honestly saw an American say this yesterday. Overrated comment.
>>80980634
#NOTALLLEAFS
>>80974192
Fuck off to reddit if you want recognition.
>>80968189
>what did they bean by that
>>80987127
ok so this is how we win
bean berners lol
>>80980868
The next election will probably be a shooting war, if this keeps ramping up as it has been. Hell, this one's not over yet either.
>>80968189
All this goes to show us is that the Bern movement is simply an attempted manchild uprising lead by the shrewdest of them all
>>80968246
FPBP
>>80968189
wtf i hate farting now
Isn't that chemical warfare? Bernie supporters confirmed for violating the Geneva Convention.
this is our chance
>go to DNC
>fart in with the bernouts
>after a few hours its gotten really bad
>light match
>?????
>profit
>>80968246
>>80968246
kek
>>80968246
>>80968189
>>80968392
>>80968189
I can't breathe...
Please tell me we made this..
This has to be like #PissForEquality
No fucking way is this real...
>>80969478
>GRUMPY DUMPIES!!!
>>80969478
We should get them to add in raisin bran as well. If you eat a lot of that shit it's like Drain-O
no refunds
all of my keks
>>80972446
>this shit-in has been organized by Pajeet Garupta
There goes the beans!
>>80975918
underrated
>>80968189
tfw fart fetish, and chicks going to this thing?
>>80980868
>Trump runs for reelection against John Stewart
>>80968189
>"If we fart loud enough, Bernie might still win!"
>"I just followed through! Match me, fellow Bernie bros"
>>80969478
motherfucker, Pay for my lung transplant.
