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Let's get one of these going
>>80875808
kek
Dis someone say polandball thred?
>>80875808
Subtle
>>80875341
work has gone too far
>>80876697
Poland? More like PoCAN'T'!
>>80875808
top kek, wondered what you'd done but should have guessed
>>80875808
nice
>>80875808
The one way we can hire only whites without being called a racist.
>>80878423
rip in piece doggie
>>80878423
fucking sweet dude
is there a full length version of this?
>>80875808
lol
>>80875808
It's funny because it's true. Libertarians and ancaps are usually just extremely closeted white nationalists who have yet to be redpilled on capitalism.
>>80878423
why doesnt dogger realise snek is gonna eat him
>>80879370
>redpilled on capitalism
Capitalism is the redpill.
>>80875341
>>80882085
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
rate my meme fellow 9gaggers
>>80883314
The level of Canadian shitposting as reached a new hight
Post more know your trolls. This is the only other one I have.
>>80882085
>>80883314
Leaf posters..
>>80882085
>>80885308
Jesus christ these are awful.
>>80885350
Shut the heck up stupid bitch
Norway more like Noway am I right?
>>80885646
That's right friend
>>80885582
Just dumping what I have, I really don't care for these much.
>>80885582
Haha stupid fat retard
Hello I am American where is Jew
Hello I am Jew I am here to cut off your foreskin
Yay
*unzips pants and takes out little willy*
HELP ME THE FORESKIN HURTS
you are right goy the foreskin causes cancer, aids, HIV, autism, and makes you ugly so you'll be a virgin forever and women will always hate you
AHHHHHH GET IT OFF NOW
*cuts off foreskin*
YAY NOW I WILL BE LOVED BY ALL WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD AND WONT GET SICK THANK YOU ISRAEL YOU ARE THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER LET ME GIVE YOU FOREIGN AID
*gives $1 trillion dollars and blows up my own buildings so I can go to war with your enemies and save you*
Bad goy only 1 trillion?! HISSSSSSSS *jew sticks out a snake tongue and makes rattle snake noises*
>>80875808
Laughed my meatballs off
>>80877115
serif/10
>>80886120
You guys are so jealous
>>80886120
At least I contributed you cunt.
>>80885334
I kekd.
>Sorry
>Sorry
>Remove
>Sorry
>>80886587
This is the best one
>>80876697
Oh yeah, can I join le dance party?
>>80886609
Nobody cares about stupid Gerwomans (I call them Gerwomans because they act like women and not men)
>>80886700
It's a classic
>>80886767
No.
I will pay you to leave.
>>80877115
bretty gud.
>>80885205
>Vietnam in any way the same league as the Finnish-Soviet war
>>80885466
>not "Is Reich time!"
I liked the one with Germanball with all the countries asking why Germany did it.
And Austria asked if Germany will try again.
>>80886975
It's funny, because we still beat the Viets. Got more kills, accomplished our objectives, and then signed a peace treaty.
Which we never obliged, because our traitorous Democrat-filled Congress decided we would not go back to help South Vietnam again when the Norths inevitably broke the peace treaty.
>>80886767
Thanks for ruining the party, Hanz.
>>80887104
funny thing, China then started a war with Vietnam, shortly after they beat SVN, which China promptly lost.
Literally a paper tiger of a country
>>80886966
KEK
>>80887169
Kek
>>80875341
>Anarcho Capitalism means meritocracy
Don't it mean they will just be able to hire whatever people they want whenever its based on merit, race or family?
>>80882085
I must say I keked quite hard.
>>80887262
They're not very threatening, desu. Their economy is as shit as their military. They actually have a lower GDP than Japan, but artificially inflate it with their Ghost Cities and then lie about it to make it seem even larger.
>>80878738
There is nothing you can do to avoid being called racist, you are now automatically racist for being in position of power.Until you give up all you have and start a communist society, you are racist.Then, comissar Jamal and Ahmed will take care of you
>>80887341
Austria gets me everytime
>>80885793
Fucking Quebecfags are making the rest of us look bad.
>>80887104
fucking this
Having to explain this to people is so fucking frustrating
>>80886997
>>80887341
I think you'd enjoy this.
>>80887426
China has literally nothing outside of a land army, they can't control the ocean, and they can't control the air, so what if they have 5 million ground troops if we can just starve them or blow them up?
>>80887158
Okay, I try to improve my posts.
>>80885646
Are you even trying to troll Mr Chang?
>>80887746
>They got nukes.
>Russia also has nukes.
Nobody wins if any of you attacks the other.
>>80886587
I keked
>>80887746
Funny thing, their land army is poorly trained, underequipped, and too fat. Their only strength is their missiles.
Which is why they aren't pushing India as hard as the others in the South China Sea or Indian Ocean. They're afraid of other countries with missiles.
>>80875808
>assuming that the black person wouldn't be more qualified
that was not the original intention
>>80887963
It's funnier when you notice that Italy has a purple dildo.
Another classic. Probably my favorite.
>>80875808
Almost didn't notice it
>>80879370
What about Hans-Hermann Hoppe?
>>80887938
they have far less nukes than the US and Russia, and the ones they do have are fucking shit tier. China is fucking absolutely retarded for believing they could not only start a winnable war with us, but believing it won't escalate into nuclear warfare.
>>80887849
>>80886767
These are so fucking funny, good job hanz
>>80887897
No I was drawing
>>80887998
no get it cus niggers are dumb
Whites beat blacks all the time. The Best Black has absolutely nothing on the worst White.
>>80875808
perfect
>>80888114
China adheres to Confucianism and stuff, and all that "appear strong when you are weak, and weak when you strong" nonsense.
>>80875808
Holy shit took me a while.
>>80887341
kek
>>80875808
Nice
>>80888085
Neoreactionaries are basically fascists.
>>80888055
Nice one.
>>80888167
That isn't half bad.
>>80886767
This the worst thing you have ever done Germany.
Reverse racism isn't real, whitey.
>>80886587
That last panel, every time.
>>80888492
This is for you, my friend
>>80888114
Russia would probably support China. Any conflict can escalate with ease. See WW1.
Why don't you try to make "Star Wars" again so you can protect the west (Including your friendly spic neighbours) from nuclear war, americanon?
>>80888119
I know right? Thank you for encouraging me.
Post more cancerballs.
>>80888323
well they are really pushing the former instead of the latter
Confucius was based btw
>>80888776
>Russia would probably support China
>Russia
>not staying out of it
what would they honestly have to gain.
>>80888776
>Russia
>support China
What is this meme?
>>80879642
Kek
If Britan is Jack, who is Ryan ?
I thought this one was cute.
>>80887620
Nah my cuckadian friend, you dont need our help for that
>>80887746
In case of war they will just crumble and get destroyed from everywhere, this is biggest chinese secret.
>>80886611
no this is really bad and i dont like it
>>80889010
>Russia.
>Caring that they have anything to win.
They didn't win anything from Crimea (Well, Putin became more popular, but Russia is suffering), cold war russian leaders were actually crazy enough to push for worthless conflicts (And some of them wanted nuclear war) and Putin is only slightly better.
>>80889186
Geese are fucking evil though.
For real don't fuck with them.
(And we don't have penguins)
>>80888669
Nice. Thank you, burger.
>>80882085
The best iv seen in a while.
RIP Denmark
>>80887104
Not really the Democratic Congress as much as America not wanting to sacrifice another 10K or so men.
>>80884404
fucking leaf
>>80879370
You have yet to be redpilled about capitalism buddy.
>>80882085
I like it
>>80889046
do you care to explain that comic?
i fail to see the joke in there
>>80890387
The joke is your country
>>80875808
Took me too long to notice, top kek
>>80882085
sad part is, it's true
>>80879412
puppies are extremely loyal and can be pretty stupid, it probably had a lot of trust in the person who put it next to the snake
Anyone have the one of balls staring down each other, one sneezes and America says "You just fucked up"
>>80879182
I giggled.
>>80888973
STOP ABUSING POORTUGAL
>>80889465
I read Switzerland's in an overly loud, crackly computer voice.
>>80890387
greece is gonna fuck your country sideways when they default into debt hell.
>>80889818
So a million people were fucking murdered...Good job Democrats
>>80890999
Nice numbers
>>80890387
>german sense of humor
>>80875808
kek
>>80884839
>ur trolls. This is the only other one I have.
a fucking leaf.
>>80888570
DU ÄR SVENSK DIN JÄVEL, DU ÄR VIT ELLER EN FÖRJÄVLIG INVANDRARE SOM BORDE ÅKA TILL SIBIRIEN
>>80888055
>that Icecrown Citadel
Quality.
>>80882085
I laughed
>>80886767
quebec art festival/10
I like this one
>>80886819
I call them Germweenies because even women are less cowardly than these literal cucks.
>>80891498
quebec french is, oddly, "more" french than parisean french
parisean french has a lot more anglicisms in it, and has dropped/combined more tenses over time, so quebec french is a bit more complicated and has a wider vocabulary to learn as a result
like, in france, parking spots are literally just "parking", pronounced in english. in quebec, it's "stationnement". france does not have a special word for the end of a road. we call it the "cul-de-sac" (lit. "bag's ass"). corner stores have their own name, too. stuff like that.
>>80879182
When USA is going to endorse Chile?
>>80892430
>corner store
You mean a dépanneur? Not sure what a corner store is desu
>>80892430
I thought Cul-de sac was English
>>80875341
Why are you equating meritocracy with "anarcho-capitalism" ?
>>80888843
That was actually some funny shit.
>>80892407
i cri eveyrtiem.
>>80875808
subtle keks
The problem in meritocracy is that the stupid polandball will blame it on anything but the truth that they are universally inferior.
>>80891829
Lmao!!
Besides the classics in here, your's are the best
>>80892590
yes. "depanneur" is not a word anywhere but quebec either and fuck if we're gonna call them corner stores (every time i travel i have to ask people "what do you call a depanneur here")
>>80892603
>i thought this word made up of three french words was actually english!!
r u dumb
>>80888843
these are fun in a way i cannot accurately describe with just words
>>80892430
we have that influence over here too, french had a great influence on hue pt, but we say those exact same examples you gave in portuguese... we translated/adapted it all
smash that mufukin like button
>>80875808
Ok you fucks. What did he do? Is that the joke, that he didn't actually change anything? Fucking hell
>>80889546
No anymore not after the penguin genocide of 1845
>>80893315
fug
>>80893345
The black guy's eyes
>>80875341
The bottom is a meritocracy, but you know he's going to hire the white guy. The brown shitskin edition is going to claim institutional racism. It will be unfalsifiable. Not an argument cocksucker.
>>80893499
Thank you. Finally.
>>80893271
>filename
It takes a minute to find out though. Big devs would never get away with that.
>>80890738
YOU ARE ONE TO TALK SPIC !!!
>>80893310
>we stole your language
>direct translation
>proud of it
AUEHUAEHUAEHEAUEAH
>>80893345
>americunts so dumb they can't spot the edit
under the meritocracy, the black ball is sad again, implying that it won't be able to get a job without quotas/affirmative action (presumably because le niggers r all incompetent may may)
>>80887672
>bucket
subtle
>>80885793
>This is what the French actually believe
>>80885966
>autism
>>80893705
>implying implications
>making assumptions out of the thin air
>>80893315
8.5/10
>>80893713
>le niggers r all incompetent may may
>may may
>>80893358
penguins dont live in the arctic
penguins are from the south, not the north
>>80893587
>>>/vg/agdg
>>80893819
the "le french r all cowards le may may" meme only started after 9/11 due to the french refusing to get involved in iraq
before that, the joke was that the french were constantly starting wars with themselves and losing
>>80875808
Couldn't be more perfect.
>>80887341
>implying
>>80894148
Fookin' kek.
>>80875808
Took me a while to spot, good job.
>>80882085
holy shit lmfao
>>80875808
Nächstes Mal mit Italien
>>80894852
Jesus, that made me sad.
DEUS VULT!! FOURTH CRUSADE WHEN?
>>80878542
loled
>>80891547
6/10
>>80875341
you could do this without being a retarded an-cap
updated
smash that mufuggin like button
>>80891099
this one
>>80888323
lmao
>>80889546
Really? Well I went to the Vancouver aquarium and there WERE penguins, you FUCKING LEAF FUCK
>>80875808
took what to long for me to notice
>>80895609
not good because buggery of an animal was already and remains a crime. it was receiving oral that wasn't accounted for (but is now illegal as a result)
>>80882085
it is funny because it is true
>>80895784
>I went to the Vancouver
What does going to China have to do with any of this?
>>80892430
I'm parisian, and everyone says "cul-de-sac" and "stationnement". Most of your specific vocabulary just sounds like it stems either from an old man's obsession with keeping the language pure or from the casual speech of northern french dirt farmers.
That being said, Québecois is still best french, if anything just for the cursewords.
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacre_qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois
Au fait, on ne dit pas "donne moi-z'en" mais "donne-m'en".
>>80892430
But we use "cul-de-sac" too you stupid Quebecois
>>80888973
some serious butthurt was channeled into that comic.
>>80895609
HAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOL HAHAHAHA LMAOOOO CUZ BRAZIL IS LIKE A DOG LOOOOOL SIT BOY SIT ON MY COCK LOL
>>80896026
>from the casual speech of northern french dirt farmers.
this is literally what happened and why the language failed to change as significantly as it did further east in the world
also no one actually swears with church parts anymore, we just say "fuck you you bitchy whore" like the rest of the world
>>80887104
>accomplished our objectives
The fuck are you on about, no we didn't.
>>80886587
Lossed
>>80887104
>accomplished our objectives
literally what, the communists became more popular (in fact so popular the CIA stations had to close for fear of the agents' and their families' lives) and the borders didn't shift at all
you literally failed
>>80875808
Mama mia lad
>>80891099
This is the only one I laughed at.
>>80896877
We brought a peace treaty between North and South. Hell, when the peace treaty happened, the line between North and South was above from where it started.
How is that not winning the war?
>>80897654
>How is that not winning the war?
they already had a ceasefire iirc and the objective was to shift the borders significantly and to destabilize or destroy the communists in the region
what ended up happening was the commies became more popular, the borders didnt shift, and america had to turn tail and run because it was an expensive war accomplishing literally nothing but generating more of the very same leftists the war was started to get rid of
>>80882085
I won't lie, I kekd
>>80889396
im colorblind, is this poster polish?
>>80887938
> implying China has the missile defense technology available to defend our missiles
Besides. War changed. The secret to the United States military isn't men. It's stealth bombers. We have drones out there that can't be detected by any normal radar. If there's one thing we do well it's war.
>>80898329
No, Indonesian
>>80894852
misty eyed...
>>80887672
Cancer.
>>80875808
Guido understands.
Lord help him, he understands.
>>80888540
>>80888119
>>80892893
>>80888843
he didnt make those you dumb faggots
>>80898329
Nope, it's Monaco.
>>80891547
You should have USAball saying he doesn't speak Mexican instead of saying Spanish.
>>80882085
DELETE THIS
>>80885466
This is top though
>>80895127
1204
>>80889785
>danmark
>baby brother of sweden
>>80887152
This is really funny
>>80898988
Favourite CountryBall comic. Thanks, HueBall
>>80887720
a classic
>>80896026
Quebec BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>80886587
This has always been, and will always be, the greatest polandball cartoon.
Britain-France relationship ranks a close second.
>>80891547
Kekd
>>80892870
Goyim, please.
>>80900057
>That 'I rape your soul' bit.
Damn I love Brazil in this thread.
>>80886609
This one always hits a melancholy nerve.
For fuck's sake, Germany! Rediscover your fucking testicles!!
GODDAMN!
>>80875341
When you see a group doing the same thing as it's former enemy.
>>80900900
Brazil, where did you get so many great comics?
>>80900185
not reading all that shit.
>>80891422
I thought I was the only one who noticed ICC
>>80879182
>tfw Texan and called my grandfather paw paw
>>80885966
>Quebec
>>80875808
Good shit Luigi
>>80888973
With the massive brazilian immigration quotas we have, I'm fairly sure they know too well who their daddy is.
>>80901110
ball threads on /pol/
>>80889785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>You just ordered a thousand liters of milk
>>80900185
This never fails to give me goosebumps.
>>80897464
the similarities are impressive, I mean, they're both MALE, standing UPRIGHT, getting PICTURES TAKEN.
HOLY SHIT I AM NOW #PREPINGJOHNSON
>>80900185
That's kawaii as fuck my dude.
>>80875341
>ancap
>meritocracy
>implying a legitimate meritocracy is possible without a state
>>80892407
you son of a bitch
>>80886898
Goddamnit, that's so fucking funny!
Also, I just realized 4chan didn't autocorrect on 'fucking'.
>>80886765
british politics all over
>>80886678
>thecurrentyear2016.png
I may be late but here:
This time autismball filters and other cancer.
http://pastebin.com/06YuxtzY
>>80900900
This is the best one I've seen so far
>>80900900
keked
Anyone have the North Korea one where America finally says "I fucking dare you?"
>>80888167
fuckin saved
>>80887672
Barneyfag pls help
>>80892407
Things were looking so good in the 90's
>>80898988
This is the only ball comic where I have ever seen New Mexico. I'm so happy. Thanks Hue.
>>80906336
>living in a state that has mexico in the name
