Red Pill me on getting a job as a 5+ NEET.
Is it hard to get into construction? There is this constitution job available in my area that doesn't say anything about experience. In fact, it doesn't say anything more than, "Construction laborers. [Telephone]." What did they mean by this?
Other NEETs looking for help please join in. Don't let this thread be just about me.
Please respond.
if you have 2+ years of nothing after highschool the only option is killing yourself or leeching
t. 4 year neet
Just join the Army famalam it's either that or eventual suicide us NEETs are fucking worthless and nothing but a drain on society.
>>80869132
>5 years+
Let's be honest unless you have a crippling disability or mental condition there's no hope.
Someone post Uncle Remus' guide to being a NEET please.
I somehow doubt a cupcake who has played video games for 5 years is going to do any kind of labor job without A)Dropping dead by lunch on the first day or B) Getting fired by lunch on the first day
But yes, labor is easy to get into. Literally stand outside a Home Depot Contractor door at 6am and someone will offer you 75-100 dollars to come labor for the day
>>80869306
Maki is shit.
>>80869281
>>80869306
>suicide
I figured that was my only option. There is just that little hope left in me that prevents me from going all the way.
>>80869692
I'm in the same situation. So long without any working, contacts, or even social interaction has left me basically fucking retarded. It's either suicide or the military since I can't even drive either. I guess you could possibly get autism bux if you prove you're fucked up enough too.
>>80869306
I'm too mentally ill to join the army. I can't risk stopping the medication that keeps me from hearing shit and becoming the ones keeping me from being a depressed suicidal piece of shit.
Should have just stayed a heroin addict. Now I'm on 11 pills a day and feel like garbage.
With dope, I was functional and felt great.
Go and study for a trade job.
>>80869132
>Red Pill me on getting a job as a 5+ NEET.
You already have a large gap in your life, how do you explain that to your employer?
The red pill is that you should accept welfare money when you're that fucked up.
>>80869132
8+ year neet here
>>80869132
>>80870553
Post greentext on how you got in that situation.
>>80870553
Good lord....
why did you guys chose to be neet?
Is it possible to escape NEETdom if one hasn't worked a day in his life and has never found a job if he's studying at 24?
>>80871958
i didn't choose to be a neet the neet chose to be me
NEET here
Give me some job ideas bros or what should I look up on craigslist?
>>80871958
I'm an social retard who gets sick in social situations. I can't even hang out with my own family without my mind racing on how not to look stupid in front of them. I can kind of act normal when I have too but most people can see right through me with enough time. I figure a construction job would be good because I would be focus on the work rather than socializing. It seems to be one of those no nonsense, get back to work, kind of job.
As an update: I Googled the telephone number and found the company. Weird that they didn't even put their own company name in the end. I digress. The company, according to this one website, says they have less than a dozen employees. I doubt they would ever let someone like me on the team. Such a small business would want their team members to socialize and become good friends. I really just want to work, do a good job to the best of my ability according to my boss' instruction and go home.
>>80869132
your best bet is to learn a trade or a craft, college has too much liberal niggatry and working your way up from a minimum wage job at something like a retail or kitchen is too difficult, too much corruption and inflation in today's world. that's not an excuse though to still not make it out on your own.
>>80872526
> I doubt they would ever let someone like me on the team.
You're right. Go for a fast food job. Socializing is kept at a minimum and you can take your break alone at a table while you eat your meal and chill on your phone.
>>80872450
I have been looking around the Internet and I found this website. It seems exhaustive and up-to-date.
http://www.indeed.com
>>80872752
Thanks.
I have a masters degree in math but have never had a real job and just want to do something easy and stress free
>>80872752
all this website is:
>come wipe old peoples asses
>come drive a truck
>sell knives n shieeeeeeeettttt
literally worthless. go to monster or dice
>>80872891
Sorry. It seemed good for my area. Thanks for the other websites.
>>80869942
Get well soon
>>80873040
Night shift job at the grocery store near me stocking shelves from 11pm - 7am.
15$ an hour seems pretty comfy
>>80869132
Which is the better trade, electrician or IT tech?
>>80873040
there are a lot of aspects you need to think about to work well.
>appearance
>demeanor
>wit
>growth potential
>tenacity
If you really want a job, start with researching how to better yourself.
Read Dale Carnegie's how to win friends and influence people.
Have the testicles to think your life is worth making richer and people will recognize your drive and take you on.
>>80873199
IT you can grow
Electrician you'll retire doing the same job 40 years from now.
>>80873157
This aint too bad of an idea desu. I have a 24 hour grocery store near me and its dead from about 12-5am. They just have 2-3 guys there and normally they just sit there playing cards all night while customers check themselves out at the self checkout. Kind of pisses me off but I always get the 5 finger discount on a few things while they do so I guess it works out.
I'm starting a new job next week working security at a hospital. It may not be the most glamorous or well paying job in the world, but at least it's a job.
And I've never been a NEET in my life, thankfully.
>>80873199
I don't have many facts but I know a few general trends:
IT, maybe easier to get into right now and more jobs. You will be less likely to get cucked by unions or boom bust of the construction cycle.
On the flip side more and more IT jobs get outsourced to india and you have more people to compete with in the marketplace. There is also a hard cap on your salary in IT (because the field is so saturated, you wont have your own business, not much upward mobility)
As an electrician you have much greater earnings potential, especially in the long run if you end up owning your own business
>>80873414
this post is good.
>>80873157
be careful with nightshift work, it can really mess with your hormones and your gall bladder has important secretion functions that only happen when your asleep between 11-2 at night. you might laugh at me but its changed friends, they literally are not the same person :\
>>80873610
this desu
security 4 lyfe
My local radio has a opening for a news anchor.
>>Breaking News: IT'S HAPPENING
>>80873540
Thanks.
Ya I would imagine the manager or others are rarely around except the start or end of the shift so it would be low stress.
>>80873864
hmmmm. Ya I already have some health problems (an autoimmune disease) and it gives me problems sleeping and exhaustion at odd times.
I quit the college I was at, was awful
But if someone as fucked and lazy as I am can get a job and a decent girl , you have no excuse
> 22
> lead cook at a popular bar
> moderate assburrgers , autism BPD and just lazy as shit.
>>80874334
autoimmune diseases are caused by foreign proteins being in your blood stream, which means your stomach acid isn't strong enough to digest and break down protein before it enters your intestines - so your bile is probably thick too. stop eating wheat, barley, rye, oats, fried foods, burnt fats, and eat 1 lb of vegetables/fruits per 50 pounds of body weight. take 1 spoonful of apple cider vinegar in a cup of water before a meal to enhance stomach acid. do water fasting, breathing, and praying/meditation is optional. i lost over 100 pounds and healed my asthma. check out dr wallach. love brother.
>>80873610
>be white
>best job you can get is blue collar serfdom
"master race", huh?
>>80875249
for every one dollar he makes, he can afford 4 dollars of things in your country.
your opinion does not factor in here.
>>80869132
Six months of applying for jobs and can't find shit.
"Go to college, you need skills" they told me.
So I went to college.
"Get a STEM degree" they told me
So I got a STEM degree.
A few more months later still applying for jobs and can't find any.
"A CS degree isn't enough. You have to show you know how to program."
So I wrote my own Android app and put it up on the store and put that on my resume.
Yet more months go by, still can't find a job.
"You need to design a personal webpage. That will get the attention of employers."
So I made a webpage, and added that to the resume.
Going on a year unemployed now...
Contemplating suicide
you guys should look into stuff you can do from home from your pc. coding, graphics, etc.
i'm lazy and don't really have any other skills so i started doing transcription (basically just typing all day, typing out conversations in video/audio files)
it means i'm technically self employed, but it doesn't feel like work. the pay is pretty shit and obviously you only earn as much as you can be bothered to, but if you were going to be sat on the PC all day anyway it's not too bad, and its something you can put on your CV to explain the gaps
i'm just doing it until i can find an apprenticeship in something i'm interested in. uni is the other route, but i just dont see that happening
>>80875249
Big talk from the niggers of the Asian race.
>>80875488
where are you looking? you should have interned at microsoft or somewhere. are you talking to out of town employers who need remote programmers? my one friend has a teammate in norway who just codes and videoconferences at her work.
>>80875488
McDonalds?
>>80874768
That's funny I saw my doctor a few weeks ago and he recommended almost the exact same thing.
Going to try the whole gluten free thing and cutting down on anything fried as well.
I will try the apple cider vinegar and dr wallach, thanks!
Does working retail count as being a NEET?
I'm making 11.70/hr soon to be 12.70 with 32 hour work weeks
Better than nothing I suppose
>>80872526
They're just a small business, it's worth a shot.
But fast food, gas station, and retail.
Wal-mart will hire you, go work the stocking shift. I doubt there's any socializing then.
Labor would be good for you if you're a neet, most of y'all are out of shape.
>>80875650
>where are you looking?
bay area. Can't tell if I'm just shit, or if the tech jobs are fleeing the state, or if they just saving money hiring Kumar.
Probably all three...
>you should have interned at microsoft
Nah you gotta be one of those autistic 13 year old hackers to get an internship at microsoft.
>>80870693
FTFY
>>80876056
No. You're actually employed.
Not in
Education,
Employment, or
Training.
>>80876233
>bay area
lol dude just do lyft and sell lsd to your passengers. trust me from experience.
>be autistic 13 year old
how else do you git gud?
>>80869132
You can be a construction laborer, just be honest about what you know and what you dont know or you could hurt yourself or someone else.
They will most likely have you hauling rubble for a long while and slowly but surely they will introduce you to new tasks.
Keep up your spirits Op, there is no job position to low.
I graduated high school 2 years ago, so far been fired from 3 seperate jobs all before passing probation period, so as far as employers are concerned I'm at best 2 years unemployed, at worst a massive red flag.
Not even bothering to look for a new job because I got really depressed after the third one.
Anyone want to rob a bank with me? I have nothing to lose at this point in my life.
>>80875488
I feel you.
Let's face it. The system is fucked. They tell you to go to college to waste our time. When we're done we have a useless piece of paper because employers also need someone with "more experience." If I can't get experience in my field cause they won't hire me, where the hell else can I get it. OK I need a job regardless, I'll scrape the bottom of the barrel. Fast food, retail, etc. Apply, employer looks you have a degree, thinks, what the fuck is wrong is this nigger doing, is he trolling. Pass
We were lied to all our lives anon.
>>80876233
Have you tried looking in Austin or Seattle as well?
Also Waterloo canada is great if you are willing to move. I did my masters in math there and the town has about a million tech startups all desperate to hire
>>80869132
also dont worry about your social anxiety. This will go away when your confidence builds and the best way to build confidence is to achieve something worth while in your life.
>>80876284
What uncivilized country has such working conditions?
>>80871958
Basically my dad is an alcoholic and his tantrums fucked up my studies. I dropped out and tried to make it big as a real estate agent in Hongcouver but that failed too. I've sent resumes to literally 100 places and only had one response and it was from an MLM. Poo in loos are imported here at a regular basis and it's hard to even become a security guard. It's going to take 20 days for the license to come because every Poo decides to take the course.
So that's why I'm a NEET virgin at 21 and a half. Life is suffering. At least I'm not black.
I'm a 2 year NEET but technically I started an LLC and I'm CEO. I released two iPhone games and made $300 (they were shit). Can I put my own failed company on my resume or is that retarded?
If you have an employment gap in your CV just lie and make something up.
Literally everyone does it. I did it too. Just said some shit about traveling and volunteering abroad, teaching english to foreign kids blah blah.
>>80869132
I WOULD give you a job to promote my company/brand online and get more customers on my website except I don't trust ANYONE on 4japz.
If you can come up with a good way to ease my mistrust issues, you're on.
I AM NOT JOKING.
Options:
>start a business
>freelance online
>do something online and whore for ad money/patreon donations
>kill yourself
t. NEET for years with occasional 3-24 month work experience thingies between
>>80876927
Yup, I do the same thing.
Just say I worked for a company that one of my friends own so if they call for a referral shit will pan out.
>>80869132
Fuck it man. At this point I'm content exercising, eating pb&j and listening to oasis to fill in my afternoon. Work is fucking gay.
>>80876898
still in hongcouver?
Fresh NEET here.
I just graduated highschool, i've been out of school for about 2 months i've applied at about 5 places, no calls back from any of them.
I've even went as far as to go to the place(s) and ask if they've looked at my application, to which im usually met with "what's your name?" "oh okay, we will give you a call" No call yet.
And in all honesty, i'm 19, i have not worked any official jobs (i do freelance tile work with my uncle when he needs help, and he pays me if im in need of money, but its under the table)
I really, really, REALLY would prefer not to work in fast food, although i know id be guaranteed a job and 7.25, but i'd loathe it.
Ideally, i want a retail job, or some grocery store job, but again i feel like my lack of real work experience is holding me back.
I need a decent job soon though, to hold me over for the next few months before i sign up for the army.
Any advice non-NEETs? Am i doing something wrong? Help!
>>80877094
Even better: find companies that have gone out of business or merged with other companies. Then fill your resume with those.
I'm not suggesting this (illegal)
>>80876895
If you're not working yourself to an early grave you're not a proper American.
>>80876895
Every country.
>>80877224
Retail jobs are for College graduates, you're not qualified
>>80871958
you hate yourself and think that you can't contribute to society in any meaningful way
>>80877224
If you think your lack of experience is holding you back, just lie on your resume that you have previously held a retail or grocery store job.
Preferably in a different city so it is not easy for them to verify.
References and past employment history are never checked for low level jobs anyway.
>>80876957
What kind of company
class of 09 NEET here
>in and out of community college for 12 semesters
>get depressed and can't learn anything because very low energy
>never had a gf,no friends, nothing socially either
>parents treat me like a slave, they drop things on the floor and tell me to pick it up
>tried to get a job
>rejected from fast food
>rejected from cart pusher
>rejected from WINCO
>give up
>get crap job somehow back in 2014
>knee and hip start killing me, unbearable pain
>go to doctor
>find out I have arthritis on both hips and knee is almost bone on bone
>tfw 26
What hurts the most is not the pain in my limbs or my embarrassing employment situation. But it's the fact I don't have anyone to relate too.
>>80877224
deliver pizzas
you'll make more than minimum wage and its a great way to smoke weed and eat pizza during your shift
Lie on your CV.
Add a couple of years extra in College, but it can't be related to what you're hoping to work with, because then they'll ask more about it.
Then add a few years where you traveled and worked at home.
Most employers won't care and will probably find you just as interesting as someone who had worked a shitty job for 5 years in a row.
>>80869942
Hey im still a heroin addict. On suboxone for the last 5 months. I wish i was free of this. Do u have a degree?
I'm studying at uni solely to put off getting a job
Also I get some sweet scholarships
>>80877597
Manufacturer of fragranced consumer goods, soft consumer goods. We target mainly affluent women but anyone who cares for their home and personal space.
Need to spread the brand through any online channels but need smart people who don't have lives and are happy to push messages online ALL the fucking time (sort of thinking NEETs that aren't TOTALLY retarded)
>>80877770
what race are you
>>80869132
>no cash
>no job
>no future
lol the advanced NEET knows how to repair vehicles and electronics and build is own home and generate his own power, and pump his own water
because the NEET learns what he feels like learning. he learns things he is actually interested in
and he learns them on his own time for free.
the advanced NEET is immune to wagecuck fears of no more wage, no more job and no "future" (wagecuck slavery plan)
the advanced NEET understands more than any wagecuck and can outlive over 9000 wagecucks
the advanced NEET as actual knowledge and skill while the wagecuck is only pretending.
the wagecuck has a false sense of security
the wagecuck is fed a monthly check, and a large number makes the wagecuck happy.
this keeps the wagecuck out of important issues and thinking about important things.
this keeps the wagecuck out of the NEETs way
Are you guys fucking retards?
Just tell your employer you were off at floundering around looking for what to do college and it didn't work out. That is a socially acceptable answer
>>80869132
I work a shit security job on call
>fucking crack heads and methaddicts for days
You could always workout and take care of your hygiene to have a chance at finding a sugar mamas.
They exist. Feminism has made so many sugar mamas.
>>80877881
>fragranced consumer goods
>soft consumer goods
Scented toilet paper?
>>80877881
This seems interesting.
What do you mean exactly by push messages, like social media, twitter and shit?
>>80877224
at this point you ought to experiment with some totally fake resumes. make yourself look really appealing. experience, some education, long periods with same company.
it's what I ended up doing after years unemployed. some jobs check our your claims, but many just go by how you interview.
seriously.
1 more question, anyone here know anything about security guard jobs?
>>80872526
>I doubt they would ever let someone like me on the team
Stop over thinking it faggot. Try it out and if it ain't you then it ain't you but at least get some fucking experience. You guys think this shit way too fucking hard, it's not helping you out. Sometimes you have just got to just dive right in or else you'll always be apprehensive to jump.
Do you neets even have drivers licenses?
If you want to get out of neethood you need to make some connections, make some friends who can get you into a job or better yet if you have family members who can do that, have them call in a few favors. With the right connections, job history doesn't matter, just your performance once you start working.
>>80878182
I won't say more but not toilet paper. Luxury product. My trust issues at stake, 4japz full of freaks and retards.
Anyone who can get around this is on, I promise.
>>80878166
At some point though the knowledge you are living off your woman crushes your soul.
>>80878339
what if you're 26 and never had friends? seriously how do you make them and where?
>>80878212
Yes! Basically brand messaging, meaning telling anyone and EVERYONE about the brand.
>>80878338
No. Looking at job ads just now to it seems to be one of the big things holding me back.
tfw
>good job
>plenty of cash
>secure future
>>80877964
Oh shit I've been discovered :^)
Hwite male, 20 y/o
Dad irish last name
Mum Scot-ish last name
>tfw $9,000 scholarship because dad was vietnam war vet
>>80874755
>>80878339
you are correct. NEETs should even look into their aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, and other extended family for connections. even if a relative retired years ago, they can still, in many cases, pull some strings and get you a job.
of course a lot of NEETs struggle with more than just finding employment, i think a lot of NEETs battle with anxiety and emotional issues. but a huge amount of these compound once you go NEET. obviously your self esteem will be shit-tier if you're an unemployed 20 something with no prospects for the future.
>>80878497
>Go to 4chan /pol/
>Everyone is your friend
>>80878268
They're all shit and the client will most likely treat you like a shitass.
Nightshifts are great for studying though.
Is putting something about following geopolitics and current events bad on a resume?
>>80878527
How big is the company, will it look good on a CV?
I might wanna do it.
Guys I had an idea
What if we used eachother as CV references, we are a global network of neets.
Give you employer a foreign number as a reference
???
Profit
>>80869132
I got a job at a call center in April after being NEET for 3 years. I get paid $12 and its full time, in august it goes to $14. We also get new shifts then and I'm worried my new shift is going to be harder but I'm still going to try my hardest
One thing that sucks is there's a lot of niggers and degenerates that work there. Also they expect us to keep our call times below a 7min daily average and if one person says they weren't satisfied on the survey we get in trouble. But I try my best everyday and I feel blessed I got a job that lets me sit down and be in the AC.
I would say if you're a NEET the most important thing is not to get bent out of shape about it. Job or no job, there's always stress in life. Don't let people beat you down about it and just live everyday as good as you can
But if you do want a job, don't get discouraged they're out there you just have to try. And dressing nicely will really help because most people in the world these days are covered in tattoos or have stupid colored hair or don't know how to dress... Etc... You can beat them out even if you're NEET by just acting like a professional adult.
Three year NEET with a liberal arts degree. Fortunately, I had a rather sizeable inheritance but I'm terrified of investing and losing it all.
>>80878860
>some autist calls your employer a nigger
no
>>80878417
>tfw Neet-and-Proud master race, but super curious about the product
I love scented things. I hope you can find someone who'll meet your needs well, wagefriend.
Funny to think you waste of space are talking about muh superior race etc.
>>80878853
Small company, nbrand sells trhoughout Europe and also China, Japan and other Asian countries. Need to start the US and increase in Europe. Also need to build in the UK.
NOT BLUE CHIP! T/O about GBP1.5Mil
But potential to make money is there for the right people.
>>80878963
you know investing is more than just putting it in a stock, right? there are index funds, mutual funds, you can even buy property and rent it out.
diversify, you dummy
>>80871958
lazy
>>80871958
It just happened, then you realize that you're a neet and the self-loathing kicks in, it doesn't help that i'm socially inept either
>>80878860
>Yes what do you mean you have worked at the centrelink poofer academy for down syndrome aboriginals?
>>80879106
I'm well aware of that. Still feeling uneasy as fuck because I've never had so much money before.
>>80879086
Are you based in London?
>>80869132
Can't really say anything about construction, but if the job ad doesn't mention anything about previous experience or qualifications, I think you should go for it anyway. Call them and ask them about it. If you can showcase motivation and a positive attitude with willingness to learn, I think there is a chance.
Also, someone once gave me the advice to drop this attitude of "but they probably don't want someone like me, I'm not good enough, they'll want to hire a lot more skilled people". Just send your application and let the employer decide whether you could be worth hiring. You can't succeed if you lack the courage to try, so don't let your fear become the obstacle that prevents you from getting a job. If it doesn't work out, at least you'll get some experience that can help you with your later job applications.
>>80879173
It's written poofter
poofer sounds retarded
(Poof-tah)
>>80879036
>>80878853
You can contact me at [email protected] and then we can figure out trust issues.
>>80869306
>tfw you are neet and have phobia that disqualifies you from military
>>80879250
Yes
>>80877224
Just get a fucking fast food job. Retail, fastfood, it's all the fucking same to me.
Then if you really wanted a equally shitty retail job quit after 6 months or whatever and get it.
>>80877628
Wow anon you sound a lot like me actually. Stay strong. Don't give up on life.
>>80879106
you make it sound easy but where do you start if you've never dealt with this stuff before?
>>80879296
It seems I need to pay closer attention to your shitposting then.
>>80878434
Can confirm. But living off your parents isn't any better.
>>80877224
Get something that requires certification. I went through a life guarding class when I was 16 and literally everywhere I applied accepted me almost instantly. I got my first job in the field and it payed a sweet 20-25$ an hour for a seasonal summer job. The full timers and superiors made even more some getting impressive yearly salaries, would recommend.
>>80879234
you should read some books on investing. for real, dude. you can't just leave that money in the bank. if you're afraid of a habbening it's not like the bank is the best place to keep the money. and neither is keeping it in your house. be reasonable.
the most important thing is diversifying your investments though. i was lucky in that my relatives taught me how to invest but if you're not without that luxury you need to read some books, dude. and start investing sooner rather than later.
inflation happens, bro. and the bank's interest doesn't make up for it,.
>>80879438
No worries, any time ya poof
>>80872310
this is the reality
>>80879618
My favorite aussie shitpost.
>>80877977
>NEET
>training
>>80877205
Yeah I'm living with my mom. City's drab as hell, and it rained like an inch yesterday despite being July. I'm seeing more and more Poo in loos everyday. Some of the ones born here are alright but most of the men are regards and most of the women are ugly as hell. (One cutie stole my heart though. 9/10 and a very good personality. Her asshole dad didn't want her going out with a white boy. Her current bf beats her.) The new immigrants are all Fucking garbage. They walk around like they own the place and are rude to everyone. All memes aside I did meet this one based old Sikh man who hates his fellow Poo in loos more than me. Anyway that's my tale.
>>80879518
>>80879234
This. 100x over. Start reading books on everything relating to trading and investing. Keeping that shit in the bank only hurts you in the long run.
>>80879518
Recommend some books then.
>>80878166
>sugar mamas
>tfw no platinum blonde GILF to cradle you in her arms as you play funpost on 4chan
She doesn't want much. She just doesn't want to be alone anymore.
>>80877224
Never stop at 5 applications. Apply for every job, no matter how shitty, and roll with it until the next opportunity.
>>80879434
my family members who taught me investing praised warren buffet's books although i have no idea how relevant those are today
the most important thing is, again, diversifying. don't put all your eggs in one basket. if we're talking like upwards of $1 mil you NEED to invest it, inflation means you're basically losing money by not investing it somewhere. i had one family member invest in a nice property that is still churning out cash for me and my family decades later. i had another family member put a lot into mutual funds that accrued hundreds of thousands of dollars over time.
i would say read whatever investing books are popular on amazon or something, but my family always praised buffet
>>80869132
Keep applying ... you'll eventually get a job if you want to. Its not really that hard....
>>80879810
i refer you to the post i just made >>80879892
namely that my family members who invested always praised buffet but, again, i have no idea how relevant that is in today's day and age. i'm sure it helped my family members get started decades ago but i cannot vouch for how relevant it is now.
so i would read some of buffet's books but also whatever was on the top selling list at amazon or somewhere like that.
>>80879703
Fucked up with a zyzz tattoo, I think it's fake.
I have a southern cross on my shoulder, it's the only tattoo mate.
>>80869942
>on heroin
>functional
I have news for you. You may have felt functional, but you weren't. At all.
>>80880044
>>80879808
Fuck me lads, wew
I bought about 1k shares in Origin energy for about 9 bucks each.
A month later they fucking crashed to 1/3 of their price, I bought 1k more.
I have 2k now and they're worth 5.60 each
>>80875488
You need to apply for technical support before any actual IT jobs will take you.
>>80880337
what you are describing is TRADING, what i am describing is INVESTING
there is a huge fucking difference
have comp sci degree
get remote job
work 20 hours a week get paid for 40
still staying NEET
MFW
>>80877628
Fellow '09 here
>be 25
>quit fast food for office job
>3 months later entire department cut for Pajeets
>apply everywhere over 8 months
>get job as cashier at ice cream shop
>$8/hr
>my boss is 16
>not paying for fake job references
Lets be honest. You idiots deserve unemployment
>>80880422
Yeah yeah mate alright
get ya nickers in a twist mate
hey mate?
>>80875488
Don't go on /g/. CS is a meme degree. Should've gone with electronic engineering or software engineer.
>>80879835
I would hit that until the dust in her cooch turned to mud
>>80880567
kek, good idea.
Jesus this thread is pathetic, getting a job isn't hard if you're not afraid to leave the comfort of mommy and daddy, I finished school in March and I installed ever job all there is on the App Store, it's easy as fuck to use just upload your resume and do 1-tap applys all day, I was applying to atleast 50 jobs a day and getting at the very least a phone interview everyday and I was hired two weeks later
>>80880627
i just don't want any of the guys with inheritances to get spooked away from investing because some retarded daytrading aussie tells a story how he made a stupid gamble and lost a lot of money
go shitpost somewhere else, this is peoples livelihoods here
>>80878338
I don't, and I'm way old. Both parents have NPD, refused to teach me how to drive, and deeply traumatized me to the point where I have anxiety attacks if I get behind the wheel.
>>80869132
>wanted to be a scientist since I was 5
>leaving my mark on the world and changing humanity for the better
>get redpilled
>want nothing more for humanity to crash and burn
>feel disgusted at the idea of working for or letting the elite use the benefits of my hard work
>will never be able to form a family either
>absolutely no more motivation to live
Even worse I still haven't started studying on stem vs trades to see which one is better.
>>80870693
according to that pic wagecucks don't work?
they just drive to a place were they find other people that did the same and get money?
no time required nor work?
D
>get degree in computer engineering
>NEET for 1.5 years since then
>applied to 5-10 jobs everyday since starting degree (6 years ago)
>literally 10k+ applications
>no one will hire me because I'm white
>>80880972
Affirmative action is really getting on my nerves.
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
>>80880972
i would like to take the opportunity to thank posters like you
it's from reading threads on /g/ and /v/ back in 2010 where i'd read about compsci grads working at dillards and stacking pants while unable to find any jobs that convinced me to get an EE degree instead
>>80869132
Die.fucking die.you come here looking for work advice.hang yourself.its over.youre way too fucked to even begin to try to fix your life.
>>80875568
Do you work for an online site like rev or transcribeme?
I've looked into it a bit and I've thought of applying, what's your experience?
>>80880748
What's the app called, I didn't know they had this
>>80880848
Right'o
The best thing you can do is buy houses and rent them out.
It's physical, in your hands and there's no negative stigma by having your savings locked into something most people won't or are afraid of signing away to.
Personally I live minimum, I have no phone or anything that wastes expenses other than a gym membership. I buy a big box of wheetbix and it lasts me a month ($5).
Save ALL your cash, live at home, GET JOB, read random stuff that will advance you above the plebs, become educated without going into a university. You have the internet.
I'm 2nd year economics student lad
Just convince your parents that retirement is a meme and to ship the sherbert
>>80880972
>10k
That's a lie
>>80872526
>get a job as a temp worker
these will be your practice jobs
>practice at getting out of bed every morning
>practice at fighting with the traffic and arriving early (not on time, early faggot)
>practice at interacting with other people
>practice at being able to handle your personal shit without it interfering with your job or workmates
if you fuck up one or two jobs, well, it was a temp assignment, people are constantly shuffled around
once you have completed at least ONE assignment to term, then take what skills you have learned and assess whether you are ready to pursue something more worthwhile
or, you know, kys
>>80876450
He's right, you'll need to be honest about what you know and motivated. Don't have thin skin either, they like to talk shit.
>>80877628
You sound exactly like me. I've been dropping in and out of jobs and school for years. Every time I get something going for myself, my head starts fucking with me so badly from all the physical, emotional, and sexual abuse I went through growing up that I all but have a mental breakdown and can't maintain a goddamn thing.
I thought I had a perfect job for me for several months. I was working overnight in a bread depot. I loved that I was active constantly during work and didn't have to put up with other people's bullshit all the time. I was building muscle and losing weight and feeling good, until I started getting shooting pain down my leg, and my shoulders kept dislocating on the job. I can hardly stay on my feet for a couple of hours at this point. At 25.
Currently I'm looking at finding work as a receptionist for some doctor in my local hospital. I know it's probably beta as all fuck, but my options are exhausted. I can't deal with call center work. That makes me want to an hero even more than I already want to every day.
Become a saint or artist
You can spend all the time you want bettering yourself, but every single person I know got their job through nepotism--they knew the person hiring, or they knew somebody in the company. Sometimes it's an insanely long chain of nepotism. Five people in my circle of friends started working at the same place. They all referred each other. Nobody wants anti-social captain autismo literally who. The draw of the familiar is too strong. The fact that they're not ideal for the position doesn't even factor in. The cohesiveness of the unit is considered entirely more important. If just because you're forced to spend 160 hours a month with them.
>>80879350
Try having to take medication that helps you feel better about yourself and helps you sleep for more than three hours at night. Srsly, nobody will even talk to you about recruitment unless you've been off your meds for a year
>>80869306
>>80869828
>>80869692
4 year NEET here
I was thinking about military, but having seen what our military has been used for, I don't think I should spend my life helping terrorism.
My other option was suicide, but since I still live with my father and grandparents, I can't do it. I don't give a shit about my own life, but I do give a shit about scarring my family. I couldn't do that to them.
DESU that's the only thing that's stopping me.
Anyone else in the same situation as me?
Jobless 22 year old NEET with a worthless Bachelor's degree here.
>>80881830
I'm kinda in the same situation, honestly living because of my mother. Once she dies I'm going to kms.
>>80869132
Make an adequate CV, to begin with. No europass shit. Use LaTex, even. The more you stand out, the better you'll fare.
Act concerned. If you want to land a job, phone them, and ask them if you can show up there, even.
Mentalize yourself that this is a feud with yourself, and muster up the courage to defeat that. Through hardship, you'll come to meet Freedom.
Trust me.
>tfw went to college for comp sci
>tfw decided i didn't want a desk job
>tfw got into an apprenticeship for fire protection
>tfw love my job, make good money, and get shit faced with my coworkers after work
getting intro construction isn't hard, just throw out a ton of resumes, shit, just lie if you have no job xp, no one really checks anyway
>>80881959
>tfw entering CC this fall as a 22 y.o. freshman
A-at least I still look 16-18
>>80869580
Depending on the labor, it's not so bad, just extremely soul-draining.
Woke up early in the morning making and loading $700 worth of firewood trailers for 4 days straight. If I had no soul I could have done this forever, it's not so bad on the body. You need water and food all throughout the day and you can work nonstop, pretty much. As long as you dont have to lift super heavy shit all day long, manual labor anyone can do if they completely stop thinking. I only did it so I could have a month's worth of NEETing in my mom's basement.
regards, skinny NEET of 3 years
>>80881342
This is excellent advice. Buy a home and rent it. You have potential capital appreciation on the property and reliable income by renting.
This is safe and smart and buys you time to get back on your feet. Plus you can even create a LLC for your rental investments so you're self employed on a resume.
>mfw working at grocery store
>mfw busting my ass in the sun and inside
>sweating constantly, hair a mess, and not even fat
>known as the hard worker, but made the mistake of even being the hard worker because others take advantage of it
>Boss is an afrocentrist who hates white men and pushes a bullshit diversity quota
>Three, maybe four lesbians, three niggers, a few gooks, a fag, and some latinos
>Whites have to work the hard jobs and shitty later hours
>Feel exhausted constantly
>Just want to be NEET again like I was years ago and sleep a lot.
I just want to work inside with the AC unit and not have to bust my ass with labor.
>mfw I'll do anything just to work at Starbucks, GameStop, or even sell my dignity for Hot Topic in the mall where they're all comfy and having fun, even if it's minimum wage.
How were people neets before the internet? What did neets do?
>>80882928
Morals and families weren't so fucked up back then
>>80882928
Collection hobbies, comic books, DOS games, and build things like arts and crafts.
How's the outlook for genetic engineers.
>>80883361
Genetic engineering has been available for a while, even for already-developed adults. The problem is that it's for the wealthy.
Daily reminder that this board is full of fucking scum who blame brown people, women and liberals for their problems and unironically have an air of superiority about all of their batshit insane delusional complexes.
t. liberal with a job and a future who pays taxes
You should be put in fucking camps.
>>80882848
Don't need to go that far unless you're huge. All employers need to know is you 'Manage a rental portfolio'.
A good move would be to start learning about TED talks.
This is a good one for employment
https://www.ted.com/talks/amy_cuddy_your_body_language_shapes_who_you_are?language=en
Examine your expenses, if you're making $8 an hour you're fucked. You need something substantial like $15+p/h.
My first job was at a slaughterhouse for $14 an hour when I was 17.
You don't need alcohol, never buy it unless you want to stay poor.
If you're a NEET
>Get your inheritance or whatever to own a house
>Rent the spare rooms
>Use this as controlled socializing
I'm afraid of getting the door so it'd be helpful even for me.
Good properties would be
>Near Universities
>near stores like wallmart
>near places like train stations, bus stops, accessibility to commuting
>>80883361
>>>Brazil
Stop right there
>>80883831
do not listen to this shitposting aussie, TED talks are memes. read a fucking book on investing and maintaining a property, not a 20 minute TED talk please for the love of god
>>80883831
>implying I'll be on brazil forever
Emu please, I'll either move out or commit sodoku, since the later option requires no further planning I will plan with the first one.
>>80883618
But it's already becoming cheaper and more popular, I'm asking about the prospects of the career.
>>80882221
How does anyone tell the difference between a 22 year old and an 18 year old anyway? Young people all look more or less the same.
>>80881267
n-no why does everyone on 4chan say this. My advisor says i shouldnt switch though since i just finished my second year.
>>80884048
sorry for promoting job hunting skills
t. cuck
>>80884444
Facial hair growth, complexion and even hairline.
Plenty of 18 year old babyfaces and even at 22/23 you can see some hairlines beginning to recede.
>>80883773
We are seeing a influx of Bernie Bros. Ironically Nazies are trying to help them I know, nice of you to shit on your former allies.
>mfw the left cannibalize themselves
>>80869132
I'm in the process of getting in shape to join the military, lost ~80lbs so far and started doing cardio
I look through CVs when I hire for my company and have probably looked through thousands over the years. I look for designers, accountants, IT people, web designers, production staff, chemists the whole range of staff.
>Some Advice
>Unless you are designer don't do anything too clever with your CV.
>If you re a designer than DEFINITELY do something clever with your CV
>Your CV is a graphic image, DON'T leave large white spaces on the page, it says things about you that you don't want said.
>MAKE FUCKING SURE all your contacts details are on the CV.
>DO NOT misspell ANYTHING
>Make sure all your timelines work and there are no unexplained gaps, make sure you explain everything
>Don't hide your DOB
>Don't put your picture on the CV unless you are a 6-8, below this don't and if you are 9-10 then don't either.
>Don't write too much shit, tight bullets ONLY
>If your hobbies are reading, walking, sitting around fapping then DON'T put this in, leave hobbies out
>Include hobbies ONLY if you have unusual and active hobbies.
>If you are really good at something, even if not work related, PUT IT IN and explain it.
>NEVER assume the reader will understand something if it isn't 100% clear and a monkey could understand it, you get literally 1-2 mins at the first pass on your CV
>Your CV is a representation of your current life and could lead to a whole new life, treat it with the UTMOST respect
>This only changes when you are so important that everyone knows you already in your industry.
>If you get an interview, NEVER EVER be LATE, NEVER report in more than 10-15 mins early
> Don't look like a total fucking retard when you go for an interview
>At interviews sit straight and NEVER slouch, interviewers study your body language as much as what you say.
>Always be positive
Good luck
>>80884952
Neat. Thanks!
>>80881332
Indeed, zip recruiter, and linked in. Those are the ones I used.
>>80869132
It's ok. I know a Jew and he's 28 and a neet, never had a job. Just lives on welfare and buys beer and weed.
[1/2]
2 year NEET here.
Not being able to drive (narcolepsy) is no excuse for this. But having to forever have your parents drive you to work, or walk (When half the year is a winter wonderland) is always fun. I could move to an urban area and be close enough to everything to walk. I could get a car to drive extremely short distances but paying for gas/insurance/car payments seems like a waste for such little things, and god forbid I nod off at the wheel once and crash into a pole.
I could try and work at home with an IT job. My dad does it. I could go to a tech school, and then work from home. At least with that I could think about moving out. But again, the no driving thing sucks. Is living with parents that bad? They'll never get grandkids that way. But then again, wouldn't the grandkids have narcolepsy as well potentially? I don't want to spread it on to a new generation. I'd have to get a date first and I have social anxiety. Also, sex would be fun because of my mild cataplexy.
Sure, I have a bipolar narcissist parent with anger problems but I can't blame my own problems on that. People who've had far worse problems and harder lives have succeeded. So why can't I? I want a "normal" life, but what is normal? Everyone has their own demons to fight. Reminds me of the time I was a little kid wondering why "daddy was screaming at mommy". Ah, life moves so fast.
I could say at least I'm "redpilled". At least I don't commit crimes, don't do drugs (meth/coke), ect. But not doing bad doesn't mean you're doing good. And being a NEET isn't a positive.
I don't know anymore to be honest. I'm thinking about just going with the tech school/online classes, and working from home. I'd be working, and making money which is better than what I'm doing now. (Nothing.)
>>80869132
I do not believe that you need a degree to get into Welding or working on the Railroad.
Seems these are certification type things, but you're going to have to do probably 2 years of it to get in and you're going to need to ask people associated with that (likely in person) if you want to.
You know those guys who drive around on the railroad or you see em inspecting something out there... you could be one of those guys. I bet they get paid 15+.
Someone else on here in Welding says he makes 6 figures. I know welders frequently get paid 40 per hour but depending on the opportunities it could be feast and famine. If you did get in on that, and was willing to move, I bet you could make six figures like that guy too.
Both of these fields will require good Memorization (or okay studying habits at least), and good Manual Dexterity for welding.
Another option is Trucking - make 16-20 per hour driving all day long. Youll need to go to Trucking school and youll need good Memory to pass the tests (I failed them). Puts you in a good position to meet online hookups and being a Trucker is kinda a turnon.
None of these 3 jobs will ever go obsolete. Least not for the next 100 years. None of them require college.
2000 year NEET here
only here to watch ragnarok
>>80875568
Holy shit dude I had no idea this exists, thanks a lot man!
You are all living in possibly the worst time for a white male in the west. We are in the largest labor surplus the world has ever seen at the same time where global economy growth and innovation has already peak and is diverting to a flat 0. Continue to go to college, wage slave, and compete with 100s of other males for a the member of the opposite sex that will work 1/100th of the amount you did to get through life. Welcome to hell.
I'm a bit surprised to see people with technical degrees like CS or engineering not get jobs after school. You guys going to shit schools or getting shit GPAs or something.
>>80885103
You're welcome, I hope that helps in some way in finding you a great job. Constantly surprises me how many candidates make the most basic errors which can easily be avoided.
Think clearly and positively and you CAN'T go wrong, remember employers NEED employees.
>>80886106
Why do Americans equate "middle class" with middle income?
>>80877224
Give it time, keep applying, companies dont get applications and instantly look at it. Apply for entry level shit and youll get a job. Be patient
>>80869132
Construction is easy to get into. You'll be working solely spics who barely speak English though and that fucking sucks
>>80881412
I wish it was.
>>80869132
I'm not NEET but I would probably make more if I was. I work between 20 and 30 hours a week at a 'gas station'. I gave up about 4 years ago after a particularly shitty period in my life and I'm only now starting to realise it was a mistake.
>>80875568
How do I get a job? I'm good at typing.
>>80869132
I recently got back into being a NEET.
My last job ended after I learned they were doing tons of illegal shit and if I told anyone I'd go down with them, so I just quit.
>>80872185
It's possible. Everything's just harder the longer you go on.
>>80869132
Applied for construction. It means either be white with foreman experience, a felon who can't afford not to have a job, or an illegal who will do it for less.
If you're white, go to a temp agency. I've been to a few and they streamline me and in my current one I was a supervisor in three months.
I haven't worked in over a year.
But today I did have a job interview at Win Dixie. They're thinking of putting me on Produce and some hibbie jobbie on cashier. Only part time tho. Still, it'd be great if I could buy a MAGA hat.
>>80886220
I've never thought to put DOB on a CV.
When is a gap too much and needs to be explained?
What if you've had loads of short-term part-time jobs that are kinda the same?
Any why not report earlier than 15 mins to an interview?
Do you have a example CV you consider good?
Thanks
>>80886106
This also include automation. To the people talking about truck driving you are fucked.
>>80869132
Just go down to the construction site, walk up to the foreman, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake. Not only will he give you a job then and there, but he will also give you the hand of his daughter.
>>80869132
100% serious construction is super duper easy to get into. If you have no experience doing anything, you can pick any random trade (I would look into what you think does the easiest work [hint: It's data companies], not what has the highest pay average) and then just apply, apply, apply. You will make slightly above minimum wage, but it's guaranteed 40 hours a week, weather pending.
Good luck anon.
>>80885641
Nice, I signed up for level 1 and 2 evening welding courses at a local college, it's free with no previous requirements at all, it starts in September and lasts about 14 weeks. As someone with almost no qualifications it sounds like a good choice desu, I want to move abroad eventually too.
At work the guys also let me practice on scrap aluminium too, it's pretty damn fun
>>80886813
On the plus side, living out of their truck will prepare them for eventuality of having to live out of a vehicle because they can't afford rent.
>>80869132
I was kind of a neet for 2 years after grad in high school,i cooked cleaned the house help my mom with groceries but it was hard getting a job with 0 experince and all the places i said looking for full time they say "apply online" no responds from anyone because they wanted experience and i was getting addicted to chan and playing video games all day waiting for a reply for a job it was the hardest 2 years of my life wasted jerking off and playing games :/
>>80886106
Annectodaly i find this true. But how come this is basically ignored and there are no protests whatsoever?
>>80886518
Help anyone?
>>80871958
>parents got knocked up when they were 19 and 20, rush into marriage and got divocred when i was 3
>mom is an enabler and all around shitty parent
>dad is a stern, but caring mans man that is a hard worker
>from 3 to 11 i did one week at dads and 1 week at moms, alternating every other week
>growing up my mom over protected me and spoiled me with video games
>i figured out when i was 5 that i could fake sick to play nintendo 64
>mom always allowed me to come home
>never forced me to do my homework
>never fed me properly, if i wanted mcdonalds, she bought me it
>at dads house he made me come to work with him so i could learn to be a man. i obviously didnt like it knowing my other option was banjo kazooie
>when i was 11 i was able to make the choice of living with mom or dad full time
>i picked mom
>she continued to baby me, spoil me, and allow me to skip school
>she would even do my homework so i wouldnt fail
>dad was so heartbroken and crushed, knowing his child is being destroyed and theres nothing he can do
>eventually get to grade 10. riddled with social phobia and a complete lack of brains to do my homework or understand my homework
>drop out of school
>get depressed
>live in regret every day that i didnt pick living with dad
>if i had lived with my dad he would have raised me to be a man
>im 23 and working on fixing things but i know ill never be successful like my father
>>80886106
TRUMP WILL FIX IT
>>80876610
are you accepting applications or is this another HR troll?
>>80869132
Go get food stamps they'll make you attend classes to help you find a job
>>80886106
This is the objective truth right here boys. What are y'all still doing even trying.
>half of /pol/ is NEET
>also ultra racist
surly your views are objective and not biased on fallacies seen through your butthurt.
>>80886804
>I've never thought to put DOB on a CV.
as an employer you need to know as much about a person as possible and age is critical in gauging experience against freshness. They know if you are old or young when they meet/talk to you anyway, so don't hide it.
>When is a gap too much and needs to be explained?
Depends, if you a Uni leaver and you have 2-3 months without explanation then this looks strange. At 30+ anything a over 6months to a year needs explaining. Otherwise it is easy to assume you are trying to hide something and no employer wants to take on an employee who might be evasive. Generally the older you are and the looser your profession (freelancer, designer), the more you can get away with.
>What if you've had loads of short-term part-time jobs that are kinda the same?
That's fine, just explain it, don't assume that it isn't important, someone might find that interesting or a problem. Either case, honesty is very important to me and I expect to most employers.
>Any why not report earlier than 15 mins to an interview?
It can be annoying. I have PA and when someone comes in for an interview she usually lets me know and it adds an amount of subconscious pressure on me which annoys the fuck out of me and I doubt I am unique. Also it makes them look a little bit loserish. Further, it can be a burden to look after someone for 30 mins or longer by a reception when your PA/receptionist is busy. I would recommend arriving early BUT just don't report in too early.
>
>Do you have a example CV you consider good?
Good question and I to be truthful as of right now, I don't. I can imagine one but don't have a specimen I can share. I have some good CVs sent to me but these I can't share.
>>80887573
Basically me. Video games are far too easy a way to avoid reality. I can't say they caused all my problems but they amplified the problem.
>>80869942
get back on the heroin then
but when the money runs out its not great anymore
suicide is preferable to that life
>>80886106
So what do we do damnit, I haven't even started life.
>>80888080
Thanks a lot for taking the time to answer, that was super helpful.
>>80876418
thats fucking retarded man. being the lowest dealer like that selling direct to the customer is the most risky shit possible
Any TSA fags here? I just got put into "ready pool" what are the next steps?
>>80888519
Holy shit you are gonna regret it all if you get on. Worst job in America by far. Should've done something with your life instead of being a fucking government purve you dipshit
>>80879234
put some in bitcoin man
govts cant take it no matter what you do, unless they steal your computer or torture you
>>80881318
yes, just look for online transcription companies, apply through their site, or find an email contact and let them know you are a freelance transcriptionist looking for work
rev is like the mcdonalds of transcription. you'll have strict deadlines, bad pay (as low as around $0.40 per audio minute transcribed) shit audio quality most of the time, people constantly grading your work (sometimes wrongly), and metrics that you have to keep up in order to get the "best" files. you also have to compete with others on a marketplace-type system where the first one to claim a job gets it.
>>80886088
yeah i found out from someone on here too
>>80886518
>>80887527
just google transcription companies and try your luck. they'll probably give you some test files to do.
>>80888701
see coinbase dot com and circle dot com, get another bank account IRL or at simple dot com, link coinbase or circle to simple bank account, then you can transfer money to the new bank account to buy and sell BTC without giving the buttcoin companies direct access to your real bank account numbers.
>>80888422
You're welcome. It's the little things which make the most difference on how people perceive you. Work on these and you will win.
>>80888701
>unless they steal your computer or torture you
>>80888690
I have two degrees and want to use the tsa as a stepping stone to other agencies. Also go fuck yourself trying to bring honest people down like that.
29 yr ol NEET here for 5+ years! Living in the Deep South and looking like a tranny doesn't work to well :( But I'm really a hard worker tho, long ago when I had a job my boss use to say he wish he had 5 more like me.
Would join the navy but I don't want to cut my hair :/ Rarely get call backs from anywhere I throw apps at. Rip world :3
3 year NEET here. I had a retail job last year and I felt ashamed to be working there, like I was too old for it even though I was only 2 years out of high school and a lot of my coworkers were older than me. I've realized the only proper way to proceed as a NEET is to become a self-made entrepreneur. You don't have any student loans so you've already got a head start on most people. Now treat everyday like an opportunity to make money and connections. If you aspire for a shitty retail or grocery job, that's what you'll get.
