>you are so cucked you pay money just to look at sluts
What's up with Americans and their strip clubs? Why not just hiring a hooker? Why paying for literally nothing?
It's called not being poor. Try it out.
I'm american and grew up with buddies who loved strip clubs and I never understood it either friend
Its just something else to waste shekels on i guess
>>80861862
If you want to "be not poor" you just fuck random girls instead of paying for looking at sluts, Leaf.
I know you're only experienced with dogs but we have guys here who understand this.
>>80861756
I don't know, I have never been in a strip club or a casino, I like keeping my shekels.
>>80861952
Why not both?
You poorfags make me chuckle.
>>80861756
prostitutes are illegal so they are mostly disgusting diseased black women or very expensive and limited to big cities
strippers are often very hot
I used to go once in a while but I never cared for the tipping stuff. I just got dances where you can touch their boobs and butt
here have /g/ meme kid
>implying
Never been to a strip club will never go, refuse to participate in such degeneracy.
Millennials wouldn't understand since you've grown up with internet porn.
>>80861756
Never understood the appeal of strip clubs, but many strippers here work as prostitutes after shifts- so it's really a way to "shop around"
>>80861756
I'd rather jack off while sniffing a woman's asshole than looking at a photo.
>>80861862
OP JUST GOT REKT
Most strippers moonlight as callgirls and if you're friends with the owner or just generally not a fucking shlub you'll be getting a free fuck either way.
Strippers and dancers and whores and general are MAD fun to hang around and fuck with.
Ofcourse they're not marriage material, but in spite or working based of their looks, most of them manage to develop an actual personality, unlike most sheeple women.
>>80861756
Strip clubs are like brothels in southern california.
you can pay $40 for a dance, or pay $150 for a VIP (sex) in the backroom.
>>80861756
>Not knowing about the VIP room
Seriously bud, strippers ARE hookers.
>>80861756
It's nothing more than live entertainment.
>why do you spend money on concerts when you can just download the album bro?
ITT: Virgins arguing over things they're unfamiliar with
>>80861756
Strip clubs are extremely cheap, that's the only appeal.
I've never been in one, for precisely the reasons you just listed.
I think they were way more popular with previous generations, but the kids today not only can't afford it, they have internet instead.
As long as the old men of society still have all the money of that society, there will always be a huge market here for strip clubs, but they will gradually shrink and fade into obscurity and almost disappear.
It's an inferior version of readily available options.
>>80861756
I only like stripclubs if they serve booze. Then I can have a few drinks and watch some whore dance around naked.
>>80862816
This is pretty accurate.
Just don't fall in love, lol.
>>80861756
I've lived a pretty degenerate life by pol standards but I've never stepped in one of these. Pits for losers who can't get attention from girls otherwise
Why do bars exist? Why not just stay home and drink beers that you buy from the supermarket?
>>80866175
>pretty degenerate life
>never been to a strip club
Friendless loser whose never been to a bachelor party detected
>>80866175
I don't even like watching porn with other dudes.
Let alone being observed by live females as just one in a pack of crusty perverts.
Maybe it's just because of my Ass Burgers but I really don't like being lied to or tricked by people, especially when it's part of some kind of accepted ritual or tradition.
I don't like people who act "friendly" towards me purely for money. I don't like when a cashier at a grocery store is trying to act friendly with me.
A pretty girl who is basically just giving me the time of day purely for money, and you can just sense her impatience about it, that sensation to me, is like the biggest turn-off imaginable.
Strip clubs make me sad, if anything.
>>80861756
>paying for sex in USA
American woman are all whores:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kieQauvWrAQ
>>80867125
God that haircut makes me want to punch him in the face.
>>80867468
He probably takes it in ass too.
>>80866289
Supermarket beer is usually 3.2%, ke famila.
Check your State laws.
I hate bars also.
Basically every bar I've ever been in was a loud, dark, dirty hellhole, criminally overpriced drinks, the bartenders were ALWAYS fucking rude as shit, like pissed off at me for being their customer.
I don't get the club/bar/stripper scene at all. I'm not some religious nut, but that shit isn't even appealing to me.
The whole "degenerate life of sin" thing doesn't even SEEM like fun. Even if I got laid more, I wouldn't enjoy it.
How do I get to fuck a stripper?
>>80861756
>What's up with Americans and their strip clubs? Why not just hiring a hooker? Why paying for literally nothing?
Because the money I pay for tits isnt that big a deal and I dont want my dick sucked. I want to see random tits while drinking beer and watching a hockey game.
I dont get these kinds of questions... If you are really going to miss the 50-100 dollars you spent, then just stay home you fucking loser. Same thing with tipping waitresses. If I am going to miss the 15-20 dollars from the tip, my broke loser ass should have stayed home
>>80861756
because you go to strip clubs as a group to have fun, a hooker is more a solo thing,
going out with the boys for a drink then a strip club later is a good night out,
drinks with the lads then a hooker on your own is sad.
>>80867125
How would you like it if everybody judged Slovenia by the standard of . . . whatever the Slovenian equivalent of Sodom and Gomorrah is.
Because that's what it's like when you judge all of America by California.
Even California--it's a huge state, bigger than Slovenia probably--has it's redeeming areas and a few relatively inoffensive natives tucked away in a few places, but Venice Beach?
Basically a city-sized open air strip club with so many strippers it needs schools and hospitals and courts and highways and stuff for infrastructure to support them all.
>>80862135
I dont get it
>>80868352
Theres booths for private 'dance'
>>80868822
For every venice beach, there is a laguna beach.
There are great spots in California and there are shitty parts of our internal states. Fuck west virginia strip clubs. Southern Exposure sucks and Polekatz is mob owned.
>>80868629
>hockey
>strippers
I think we'd be good friends anon, unless you're a fucking >rags.
>>80866971
Do you really have ass burgers? I feel the same way but I'm normal. It just seems like the obvious way to react to this fake behaviour.
You pay for the show, you monetarily assert your dominance over a woman by degrading the fuck out of her. It isnt sexy. My frat hired some strippers to dildo eachother with beer bottles and shove whatever fruits we had up their ass, no one was aroused they were just thinkibg what kind of deviant thing can we make these whores do
>>80868822
I am pretty sure such whores don't exist anywhere else on planet, besides some poor countries where they don't have first grade education, but those women are from 1st world country, with excellent education, excellent homes and even have children, but they are simply whores. Nothing more to say. It's really very basic, American woman sees a nigger, she fuck him, American woman sees a dog, she fucks him..etc.
>>80861756
Strip clubs are pretty retarded in general.
Pay to have someone show you their beef curtains but heaven forbid you touch them. That'd just be weird.
>>80861756
You obviously have never tried proper cocaine with too much cash on your hands, that's what I used to do when I was in my mid 20s. Also if you are even semi autistic you can get these cuties to fuck you after work. Cheaper than a whore. Some of them are really ok man, never marry one tho.
>>80861756
>he doesn't fuck strippers
>>80869697
>and shove whatever fruits we had up their ass
>>80862085
Faggot strip clubs are the definition of shit tier plebian entertainemnt
>>80861756
>Why not just hiring a hooker
Because that's illegal here, and a lot of people don't like taking the risk of breaking the law. Especially because numerous jurisdictions go out of their way to publicly tar johns as sex offenders/pedophiles.
>>80870116
Leaf please, without degeneracy life is meaningless.
>>80869008
you must use linux
>>80870208
you have guns, free speech and massive alcohol consumption, what's the reasoning for whoring being illegal when it's even legal in yuropoorland
>>80861756
prostitution isn't legal in almost all of the U.S. you fucking Hungarian hooker
there's a strip club near me where you can touch the girls. they'll even sit on your face and let you sniff their sweaty buttholes.
I love that fucking place.
>>80870425
we can't tax it
>>80870425
Prudes who hated the idea of a free market in sex cooked up a moral panic that foreigners were kidnapping thousands of white women and selling them as sex slaves. Back then, it was called "white slavery", now it's called "an epidemic of (child) sex trafficking".
It was originally criminalized around the same time progressives were looking to ban alcohol.
