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>Name
>Color
>Location
>>80853118
>Kekist Empire
>Red
>Egypt
>>80853188
oh hey, i was the purple aussies last night
>>80853426
Oh hey.
Another bump
>>80853118
purple
london
May-Mays
bump because I enjoy spectating these
>>80853118
switzerland
any color
Swiss Republic
Imperium of Man
Gold
Iceland
>>80853118
>New Hueland
>Liberia
>Green
Gold
Stockholm
Jakupf
>>80853118
Mongol Empire
Yellow
Tajikistan
>>80854647
the fuck there is no liberia here
brown
east india
buddah
>>80854813
Yeah there is
>>80854813
Yes there is.
why is this taking to long ???
I was editing the wrong map.
fixing now
>>80853118
Blue
Italy
Jimmy Carter Land
>>80855853
can i have some peanuts
Sorry that took so long. i had to sort something out
>>80856034
Hey there Fella you sure can
>>80856082
Fill Italy
>>80856082
expand
>>80856082
Go for an initiative and attack May-Mays
>>80856082
Fill all the -stans except Pakistan
>>80856082
May mays fill UK and Ireland
>>80856082
Dark Olive
Moscow
>>80856190
Northern Italy
>>80856082
>>80856221
You can't really attack them if you don't have a border?
I can fill norway so next turn you can attack?
Any one want to be a friend with Jimmy?
>>80856082
fill swiss land then germany
>>80856406
Expand into The British isles then, starting in england.
Hey there fellas better watch out
Waiting on Jakupf , Heuland and Kekist Empire.
>>80856786
kewl
keeping thread bumped
>>80856877
Sorry about the wait last mupdate :(
Any one miss me yet?
>>80856082
Austrian Empire
Austria
Any Color
spill north into sweden
Mupdate 2
Central Europe gets filled up already! Border tension rises.
I miss you Jimmy
>>80857322
fill austria spill czechia
>>80857322
Attack the May-Mays
>>80857322
Take Northern Italy and then go to sicily
>>80857322
Please change "Moscow" to "Russia"
spread to western Russian border. Spill north.
>>80857322
expand north
>>80857470
oh and I have a +5 bonus
Spill into norway
>>80857322
Attack Gold
>>80857322
defennd, then fill germany
>>80857472
ally?
>>80857371
Friends?
>>80857483
Alliance? Split map 50/50 North/South.
>>80857554
Sure!
>>80857512
God dammit
>>80857371
>>80857338
central/southern euro alliance?
>>80857322
jakupf - continue to take over sweden
>>80857512
actually you only have 3
>>80857604
sweet, your plans?
>>80857563
okey lets keep expanding without taking each othes land okey ?
>>80857512
I bid you a good day, fellow emperor! I would rather propose a union between our two holy empires. The Alliance of Two Emperors per say?
- Franz Joseph I
>>80857709
Do I not have the bonus from ireland?
>>80857724
Get Iberia Part of France and Greece,
>>80857818
i counted it you have +1 for iceland than +2 for ireland
Guys.
What should I do with Red and Green in africa? Both have left presumably so??
>>80857825
germany and belgium here
>>80857906
Givem to Jimmy
>>80857906
keep them they might come back
>>80857906
Ill take over green in Africa
Can you rename them Nigerian Princes?
>>80857945
what we gonna do about Austria Since they arent going to join us
>>80857797
I humbly accept.
>>80858020
Wait so are you giving all you land to the icelandic lads?
>>80858086
Excellent
>>80858089
He killed me
>>80858151
you still have provines in the england
>>80858151
Make up your mind because people are waiting
>>80858048
offer alliance once more then settle things before he gets out of hand?
>>80857945
are you ready for this
>>80858275
okay I'll continue fighting !
3. The mongols were skipped
GREEN AND RED ARE FREE TO TAKE FOR NEW PLAYERS. A mega-alliance forms in europe and England is slowly getting taken by the Imperium of man ; Who knows who will win the battle?
>>80858498
Finish off the Maymays, spill extra points into norway
>>80858498
Finish Italy take Sicily
>>80858498
Spread to northern russian border. Spill north.
>>80858498
attack gold
>>80858498
expand north without atacking anyone
>>80858630
>>80858498
i have enough to get me to spain take me to Spain
>>80858498
defend if attacked
take two austrian tiles to remove thair bonus
offer peace terms once more to the austrians>>80858137
spills to fill germany
fyi>>80858630
>>80858498
March into the lush Czech forests conquering the lands while also making a military effort in the high Slovakian mountains encompassing the two nations under the Austrian flag. From the deluded Sun heathens to the primitive mountain tribesmen, conquer all.
>>80858815
Good Good
>>80858727
>>80858815
if this round doesnt go well, will you help me oust the austrians from this game
>>80858815
What are your objectives?
>>80858935
You can bet on me Friend
>>80858498
OP if I'm dead Nigerian Princes I'll take Green
>>80859040
you stay east of swiss german lands and do not attack my ally to the south
>>80859140
>>80859040
I agree
>>80859140
Deal.
>>80859283
>>80859240
our alliance is complete!
Waiting on Jakupf
The mongols seem to have gone afk but I'll leave em for a bit
>>80859240
>>80859140
And i would humbly add, I never had any intentions on attacking your states.
>>80859283
you better agree with me
>>80859361
your nonresponsiveness gave me an uneasy feeling
switzerland is a small nation and must always be prepared for war
>>80859463
I understand, and I apologize for the unresponsiveness, I may have forgot to read the reply.
>>80859463
agreed
OP, can we have two alliances?
>>80859361
we swiss have napolean syndrome>>80859581
>>80859578
Mupdate 4. The mega alliance in europe is finally complete. The glorious jimmy lands in spain finding lush and flourishing lands. THE MAY-MAY'S HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY IMPERIUM OF MAN. The leader has fled to Liberia and has founded a new nation called the Nigerian Princes.
>>80859648
do you have the Carter Syndrome?
>>80859673
Crush the Orange, drive them before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
>>80859673
Defend, exapnd germany, spill to amsterdam
>>80859777
Nice roll. Jesus christ you keep getting amazing rolls.
>>80859673
Fill and Spain and lets start planing
>>80859673
also expand north without atacking
>>80859844
checkem^^
>>80859673
I'd like Latvia/Estonia/Lithuania please.
>>80859777
Fill into Sweden and Norway, spill any extras into Finland
>>80859673
New player in Arabia Saudia, Rejpublika al-Kabira
>>80859673
Thank you OP
Nigerian Princes send thousands of emails and use the proceeds to fund their takeover.
Expand along central Africa
>>80859860
do we have the room to plant the Peanuts?
>>80859673
Finish the Czech highlands turning to Slovakia for our next military effort.
-Franz Joseph I
>>80859844
Friend can i have all of France?
>>80860001
Ahhh just off kek
>>80860032
please, does your brother still make his beer?
billy beer
>>80860293
Of course I had no idea you wanted any
>>80860404
jimmy save those palis
5. THE MONGOLS AND THE KEKISTS ARE FREE TO TAKE FOR NEW PLAYERS. Jimmy expands his borders into ibera. Jakupf gets steamrolled by the Imperium of Man. Where will they invade next?
>>80860632
Attack the russians, crush them under my might.
>>80860632
Fill Portugal than Expand our Peanuts to France
>>80860632
Princes expand in Nigeria, spills to benin and togo
>>80860632
Fuck the Imperium. Attack, Attack!
>>80860632
defend if attacke. Fill the german bonus first, then spill belgium bonus to fill it, then denmark
>>80860632
The unclaimed Slovakian lands, conquer them. Start a new campaign in Hungary
>>80860735
Can the Carter Center help your people?
>>80860800
checkem^^
>>80860796
Also, +1
>>80860632
Can jimmy have Kekist lands?
>>80860882
Yes, send aid in the form of laptops and broadband. Our email business is growing rapidly!
>>80861031
I do think OP is going to wait for lurkers and then give it to them.
>>80861197
>>80861031
Unless you conquer them of course.
6. Jimmy makes nice gains in France. The russians fend off some attacks but they are pushed back a lot. MONGOLS AND KEKISTS UP FOR GRABS FOR NEW PLAYERS/CURRENT PLAYERS (invade only)
>>80861250
Finish off Russia, and fill into nearby districts for the bonus.
>>80861250
OP expand in Nigeria please (orange)
>>80861250
Take France than go to Greece
>>80861336
Actually fill up denmark after russia is gone.
>>80860632
Fill Arabia
>>80861250
Turn to the southern Slovenia and Croatia for our next effort and after that subjugate Poland into our reign.
>>80861341
orange?
>>80861343
>>80861250
what is palis op?
>>80861250
Resume attack on man, no need to retreat. Russian does not retreat. Live and die by blood.
>>80860632
As the lord of egypt, take israel
>>80860632
I shall take the helm of Egypt
Hail Qek!
>>80861445
sheeeit, forget it man you can have it
>>80861250
Defend any attack. the take that one tile in France so i can invade Gold in Britain. Attack gold in britain with everything i have left
fyi>>80861031
>>80861404
The orange blob on the little map
>>80861740
British Education.
What nations are fans of the Jimmy?
>>80861403
requesting you break alliance with Man. i am now at war with him
>>80861480
Take mongolia friend, those lands are afk
>>80862044
will you give my French lands back?
>>80862044
I refuse.
>>80861999
consider replacing that alliance with carter bro
7. Russia dies a tragic death but A SUPRISE ATTACK by the Swiss sweeps over the Uk and takes it by force. Who knows what will happen next? The kek's have been taken over by another player. BROWN AND YELLOW ARE UP 4 GRABS
>>80862125
yes
>>80862220
you kinda suck as an OP desu
>>80862220
Attack Grey for not breaking off From Man alliance and take back that 1 tile of france
>>80862220
Finish taking Nigeria then Ghana and Guinea
>>80862349
wait wait i will
>>80862220
Fill up all of russia.
>>80862220
cede that one tile to carter in france
defend any attacks
then attack gold in denmark and sweden
>>80862220
Take the rest of the -stans to the north
>>80862399
i will stop attacking but since no rerolls you will have to retake those lands
>>80862355
dubs
>>80862501
+5 btw
>>80862514
I will allow you a reroll on this occaision
>>80862514
ok
>>80862220
retake the lands i guess fill poland
>>80862220
Alleppo, Irak and Oman, Somalia
>>80862220
Ok OP, take that last tile in israel/lebanon, then jump to cypus and start taking turkey apart
>>80862578
>>80862583
>>80862220
Reroll to take the Rest of Greece and start on Turkey
>>80862686
>>80862578
what do i get for Pali?
>>80862608
>>80862636
African / Mid-east alliance ?
>>80862686
>>80862583
austria, brerak alliance with man
lets push east
me in the north
austria in the center
carter in the south
plan?
>>80862583
Austria can i Request one thing
I hereby declare the European Trial Alliance
between our homeland, James Carter and the Swiss nation.
>>80862686
>>80862489
Do you lads accept?
>>80862830
yes?
>>80862830
I suppose..
>>80862608
>>80862786
Sure, but on the small condition that al-kariba allows me to take syria
>>80863055
The lands of Croatia My goals are to Unite All of the Mediterranian for Jimmy's peanut lands and thats all i want
8. Brown is free to take
>>80862988
I accept
is someone afk ? can i join
>>80863147
May you please not, please the land of Croatia was always historically under Austrian reign not to mention my homeland
Combine
brown
>>80863286
Brown is AFK? Want to take them over?
>>80863246
Retake my lands to the west.
>>80863246
defend any attacks
then take iceland
then kill gold in the east taking as many bonuses away as possilbe
>>80863246
OP you missed my rolls :(
Expand
>>80863246
Take syria, and any spill into jordan
>>80863390
your bonus is not 27 bro!!! op notice this>>80863246
>)
>>80863246
>>80863246
>>80863246
>>80863246
Fill Poland spill Ukraine
>>80863246
ok, if i have a roll for this round, fill India and put it under the rule of the Combine
>>80863246
op gold bonus is 12 not 27
>>80863491
He actually has an 11 bonus....
>>80863539
fixed bonus
>>80863410
Please sort out that roll. You can only do one of those things at a time. Pick iceland or the east!
>>80863742
iceland and islands i gues
>>80863246
Attack red Take Turkey for Jimmy
>>80863742
OP can you sort out my roll
>>80863246
KILL THE IMPERIUM OF MAN
>>80863246
OP note that gold does not have the entire russian bonus his bonis is 2
>>80863367
Does Jimmy have the right to plant peanuts in croatia?
>>80864034
please fix this and continue east after iceland>>80863653
>>80864080
jimmy rolled a 21 . jimmy can pick some more provinces.
>>80864080
jimmy pls no
>>80864198
Jimmy is going to Sail For Egypt
>>80864203
Im not gonna invade i just want to know if you will let my people plant peanuts there
>>80864354
eh ok i guess we ran out of peanuts a few months back anyways just please dont take muh croatia
9. our lovely jimmy went on a holiday to egypt and the imperium of man have been striked in the east by the returning mongols. ICELAND HAS BEEN LOST.
>>80864647
HAHA GET FUCKED WHITE PEOPLE
TAKE RUSSIA
>>80864647
Attack Iraw and Syria
>>80864647
Finish Ukraine fill the balkans
>>80864647
FIX THE FUCKING MAP
gold had a bonus of 2
i said defend first
this roll will be to kill all gold
>>80864647
Expand in Mali and Mauritania and Senegal and Niger
>>80864647
move the troops into pakistan, destroy every oppostion
ps: change my name to combine please, I'm brown
>>80864806
as i said , you can't double roll mate. :( you triple rolled and then double rolled after i told you that you couldnt.
>>80864970
what double roll this was my roll>>80863410
those were specific requests
>>80864958
Ally me now
>>80865068
>>80864970
as in add mine up
add his up
subtract the difference and go to iceland and the east
Does every one have enough peanuts?
>>80865103
the combine regime accepts your offer
>>80864958
>>80865191
Spills?
>>80865191
horny yet bby?
>>80865310
Start taking Arabia
>>80864786
Stay out of
RUSSIA
>>80865310
take pakistan
>>80865315
Dont go any further on the medditeranian coast
>>80865497
>>80865551
can i take the rest of the balkans?
>>80865629
Then it's a deal
>>80865686
Leave the coast states
>>80865761
what romania and bulgaria too
10. Imperium of Man has fallen. The mongols are looking nice and powerful after taking russian provinces while the Swiss Republic took the remaining provinces. Jimmy invaded the middle east and he is doing great. He has amazing peanuts too.
>>80865761
Wow what a fucking deal, that's literally all of the Balkans
You got twice as high bonus as him and you got so much room to expand and you're still this greedy
Fuck you Jimmy
>>80865980
take the remaining balkan states except albania
>>80865980
Fill up Russia and Afghanistan
Make a statue in Southern Russia with the glorious leader flipping off Jimmy Carter. Seems like a cunt
>>80865980
kill yellow moving east into russia
>>80865980
bonus update +30
>>80865980
Take the Rest of the Middle East
>>80865980
i send my troops to aid my ally in his battle. help with Khan's roll
>>80866258
>>80865980
Spill Iran
>>80865980
>>80866319
if there is no need for battle, send the troops into iran
>>80866072
Austria you should declare war against Jimmy beacuse he's a total cunt also Swiss too
(make the game interesting too, cause its obvious your giga alliance is going to win anyway)
>>80866450
thats what im hopin for mate
>>80866072
Great Austria I am going to let you have all the Balkans you deserve them Khan is right
>>80866538
yay
>>80866538
Yes thank you Jimmy (cunt)
Kill Swiss and I will remove the statue and I'll give you ALL (yes ALL) of Russia
we should think abou starting a new thread bump limit must be coming soon
11. The swiss have stormed russia and have pushed back the mongols. Jimmy spreads into Iran but is pushed out by the Combines.
>>80866697
>>80866802
KILL THE SWISS MOUNTAIN JEWS
>>80866802
Attack Combines
>>80866802
kill yellow wherever he is!!! yaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
>>80866802
fill belarus
>>80866946
Ill never betray you friend
>>80866975
spill into that other baltic state there bro, no need for it
>>80867010
we go back too far. me neither jimmy
>>80867061
ok thx
>>80866802
fill lithuania too
it's on, attack with striders and gunships to obliterate Jimmies forces in Iran and Iraq
>>80867106
Friends forever
>>80867172
>>80866936
Im sorry friends but my roll was a little bit higher
>>80866802
>>80867172
ops, here, get the (you)
>>80866802
Expand in Africa
12. rip mongols. was short but was good. :(
Jimmy extends his peanut enterprise in the middle east
>>80867249
next roll i suggest you go south. i will clean things up in the east and come to help
>>80867482
Attack Africa
>>80867482
sail to africa fill lybia
>>80867593
sorry for got my updated bonus
>>80867482
>About • Feedback • Legal • Contact
push through carter land and kill brown, then cede brown land to carter and give carter back his land
if any spills sail to east africa
>>80867732
ignore green text
we suffered a horrible defeat but there are still troops that can fight. Attack Jimmy Carter in India and Pakistan
>>80867482
>>80867813
(you)
>>80867792
>>80867593
>>80867630
world peace after green and brown are dead?
>>80867905
yas
>>80867905
I would agree to that but we need to partitian africa
>>80867905
you may defeat our regime, but we will only leave fallow land for you
>>80868036
No you wont your land will be turned into groves and groves of peanut lands
>>80867482
Expand in Kenya East Africa
>>80868105
and i will use conquered russia to grow potatos and make vodka
>>80867951
thank you for your loyalty austrian comrade
it will be paid in full
OP also cede russia to austria>>80867482
>>80868314
woah dude
>>80868314
Does carter get all of India?
>>80868314
Wait? including the land between russia and jimmy?
>>80868496
He ceded the land he took from Brown and gave it to the cause of Carter
>>80868621
im talking about the stans
>>80868496
just the northern russia 10 bonus
land me in aftrica
>>80868448
yess
burn the cities down, kill the civilians, leave them nothing but ashes
>>80868839
Attack Green in Eastern Africa
>>80867593
>>80867630
i will have and easter (khazarian), westtern (swiss) and southern (east african) empire
>>80868839
kill niggers
>>80868950
kewl
>>80868950
>80868950
Im going to take The region of North Africa
>>80868957
b..but you can't get to Afrika
>>80868839
ok... thought there was enough to land in africa...
anyway pass through allied lands, not conquering them and land in africa, killing green
can someone cede me one tile so i can kill niggers ill return it after im in africa
>>80869162
>>80869029
He always has the right of military access
>>80869261
>>80868839
OP, change of plan
things come up
Cede all my lands except Switzerland to carter for his bonus against niggers
farewell friends
>>80869243
i conquered the northern world, then gave it away... how based is that
~Swiss out
>>80869449
farewell you have been a great ally all the peanuts you want will come to you
>>80869519
legendary
>>80869519
The True Jimmy Carter
>>80869611
thank you Mr. President. it has been an honor.
>>80869700
EXACTLY
>>80869754
Thanks to you I got my second term
>>80869830
KEKS WILL BE DONE!!!!!
and thank you OP, its been great fun!>>80869029
LAST MUPDATE. I DECLARE JIMMY THE WINNER.
>>80870013
Thanks buddy <3
yay we won
>>80870088
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS JIMMY
>>80870149
>>80870088
ALL HAIL!!!!
Seig Heig
Seig Heil
Seil Heil!!!!!
Thanks to Us Human rights were established all over the world and hunger was eliminated we are true people and citizens of this world and I hope all man kind can live in peace i want to thank the leaders of the world for giving me this great task so that we may all live in peace.
>>80870485
YAY
>>80870691
>>80870485
HORRAH!!!
