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Brit/pol/ - CAMERON'S LAST PMQs Edition


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>CAMERONS LAST PMQs / THERESA MAY CROWNED PM ALL-DAY LIVESTREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0

>JOHN MCDONNELL: ANTI-CORBYN PLOTTERS ARE "FUCKING USELESS"
https://twitter.com/BenQuinn75/status/752994128976285696

>BLAIRITE JOHN MCTERNAN THROWS MASSIVE TANTRUM IN BBC INTERVIEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE [Embed]

>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-labour-party-members-barred-8408288

>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed]

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
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>>80833735
ARE YOU READY FOR ANIME TO BE BANNED?
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>>80833760
Being an MP is a separate role so I don't see why not.
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>>80833805
It'll be her first act
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>You know what to do, lads.
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>>80833805
>tfw voted only leave to make anime real
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IT'S TIME FOR BONG
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Have you been looking at naughty pictures on the internet again anon?
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>This bants
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It begins.
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>>80833735
Love him or hate him, don't pretend you're not gonna miss Cameron's bants at PMQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4
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>So who's going to be getting to their feet to ask him a question today?

Danny Kinahan (South Antrim)
Jeff Smith (Manchester, Withington)
Graham Stringer (Blackley and Broughton)
Jack Lopresti (Filton and Bradley Stoke)
Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West)
Peter Lilley (Hitchin and Harpenden)
Jo Churchill (Bury St Edmunds)
Carol Monaghan (Glasgow North West)
John Mc Nally (Falkirk)
Jo Stevens (Cardiff Central)
Margaret Ferrier (Rutherglen and Hamilton West)
Steve Brine (Winchester)
Wendy Morton (Aldridge-Brownhills)
Ian Blackford (Ross, Skye and Lochaber)
Robin Walker (Worcester)

If your MP on the list? Jo Stevens here, expecting something concerning refugees.
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Good joke
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Decent banter
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And the bants have already started.
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FINAL PMQs

Will you miss his banter?
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>>80833941

What a shit selection

Where are the senior backbenchers?
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The stream keeps cutting out. Is it just my connection or is it happening to any of you?
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nth for purge the blairites
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>>80834029
It's the stream
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Fuck off, we don't want Kurds here
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>>80834042
>Leave them Jeremy, it's not worth it!
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May feels comfy sitting beside cameron
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>The Daesh meme
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>At midday Mr Cameron, who has said he plans to continue as MP for Witney in Oxfordshire

Good of him
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>>80834042
What's the story behind this? What was said
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>>80834001
Why would they bother? Cam isn't in charge and probably doesn't know what happens after this afternoon.
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Why does Corbyn love sheboons so much?
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>Corbyn talking about fucking Tennis
Just fuck off you old twat.
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Corbyn speaking
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>>80833760
>Is cameron going to remain an MP?

Obviously, unless he resigns and triggers a by-election.

>How will that work?

The same way it always does, you dumb fuck.
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What services to society do the likes of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, and Morgan Stanley actually offer? How does having these sorts of companies actually benefit us? Might make it my life's mission to bring (((them))) down desu lads.
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>Corbyn congratulations Serena
He likes the big booty
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>>80834135

Because this is supposed to be like the end of term when the teacher let you bring games in to school

It's not a serious session
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Why the FUCK did you stormweenies vote leave!? You've fucked this country up
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>daesh
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>>80834173
Mad sacks of cash to the treasury
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>muh homeless
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>>80834225
>1 post by this ID
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>built 700'000 homes since he became prime minister
>net immigration was 300'000 each year
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Is May going to be good at PMQ's?

She doesn't seem very Cameron/Thatcher-tier
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>>80834133
Nothing was said. He got a little confused and forgot where he was
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Identity politics xD
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LABOUR BTFO
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>gay marriage

He still thinks that mattered doesn't he
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>David Cameron in 2005
>David Cameron today

Compared to Obama he's aged OK
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>>80834173
Allows money to flow to people who can use it to create more value to society. Eg setting up a small business, mortgages, investing in stocks etc
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Corbyn is fucking useless at PMQs
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398
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>>80834341

He has such a baby face
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>>80834341
aged like a fine wine
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>>80834221
normally yeah, but there isn't a functioning a shadow cabinet at the moment, and I guess his side already said goodbye in private+pissed about loosing their jobs.
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>>80834341
He really does look like a character from Wallace and Gromit
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>>80834361
Yeah he's shite

Doesn't matter though
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>>80834341
For comparison
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>>80834285
About 3 per house doesn't seem to bad desu.
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>>80834372
we don't care fuck off
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Where the fuck are people buying houses with £2000 deposits? Brighthouse?
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What the fuck is this thing lads?
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Corbyn is one fucking Cuck


Saudi Gitmo cunt and an American gorilla nigress in his opening statement.

Why doesn't he fuck off to North Korea if he hates Britain so much.
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>Cammy's bants
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decent bants from Corbychev tbf
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>>80834285
Houses tend to house 3 - 4 people, more for asian families.
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>>80834254
But how? It seems like all they do is move money around and manipulate it to increase its value - they produce nothing, but are still absolutely vital to our economy somehow.

>>80834355
Do they give loans and mortgages? I've only ever heard of that being done through other banks desu.
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kek Labour mad as fuck
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Who is this bitch and why does she always look like she's about to cry?
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This new cabinet is going to be fucking shit if we go by the bookie's odds.

Philip Hammond as Chancellor? Whatever.

George Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Fuck off, how can an ardent remainer go around reassuring EU countries that we're still open for business?

Chris Grayling as Home Secretary? I dunno, he seems like a bit of a damp rag to me..
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brits are gods at banter
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Banter
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>>80834418
>we don't care about the law of the land
How about you fuck off cunt.
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>>80834433
i actually don't know
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corbyn trying to laugh off cameron's top tier banter
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Corbyn honestly seems to be having fun
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>>80834433
A solid British 9/10
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>>80834433
I see her every time at PMQs and have never found out who she is
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Great PMQs so far
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FUCKING KEK!!!! THAT FUCKING BANTER AGAINST LABOUR
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>>80834405
He's had the life drained out of him.

Guess that's what happens when leftist delusion meets reality.
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>when the banter is just right
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Why is that women with the pink waistcoat crying? Does she love Cammy this much or what?
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Damn, Corbyn's done well to even be standing after that barrage from Dave.
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>tfw no parliament where people sit close together leading to banter
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Premium banter
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>Everyone having a good laugh today

Best way it could have gone.
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>>80834495
>George Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Fuck off, how can an ardent remainer go around reassuring EU countries that we're still open for business?

The Foreign Office isn't having anything to do with Brexit.
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>>80834505
It's not the law of the land you tithead.
it's silly sloppy journalism and not for this thread.

Like I said fuck off.
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>Defending 0 hour contracts
Going full Cuck
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What should be Cameron's punishment in the gulag?
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B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
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Wow they're switching the subject every couple seconds.

>muh gay marriage
>muh homeless
>muh houses
>muh labour
>muh economy
>laughing and yelling in between
>muh senators
>muh brilliant democracy

Everything in like 2 minutes. Are english politics always like that?
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When the hell did Corbyn learn how to banter?
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>>80834582
It's the last day of term
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>>80834495

George Osborne can bend like the wind lad

Did you read his wall street journal article on opportunities post-brexit? It was as if he'd been a life-long euroscpetic

http://www.wsj.com/articles/britain-is-open-for-business-1468184332
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>Bercow just letting the banter flow
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>this PMQ's
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I can't believe these neoliberal terrorists call themselves the 'conservative' party
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>They haven't even figured out the rules yet!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>80834625
It's PMQ's, not a debate lad
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>>80834625
No, this is the parliament's banter hour, one day every week
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Big Dave has stopped giving a fuck and is delivering the most banterous PMQ's in a long time
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>>80834625
This is just PMQs, it's not how parliament usually works.
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>>80834406
If your only aim is to provide enough housing for immigrants
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>>80834625
It's PMQs, it's literally just 30 minutes of banter
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Press f
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>>80834625
There's nothing serious to do, not much point in grilling a guy who's not gonna be PM in a few hours.
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>>80834625
Corbyn only has a handful of questions to ask. Has to keep moving on.
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>George Watch
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>>80834594
This is brit/pol/ you faggot. We literally always talk about shit like this.

>It's silly sloppy journalism
How?
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>>80834646
He loves it more than anyone. Some MPs say he even hides popcorn in his pocket.
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NEED A SHOP OF JEZZA AS THE BLACK NIGHT
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>>80834670
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN
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>>80834625
It's PMQs, it's the session for the house to quiz the PM as they wish. And this one is more special because Cameron is going.
It's usually far more sedate and quiet in there.
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>even the scotcucks are laughing
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This has to be the GOAT PMQ's, lads.

>It's all downhill from here
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>>80834627
He's been given a new lease of life since Chilcot
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>IT'S JUST A FLESHWOUND
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>>80834625
PMQs are, well until it gets to the SNP who use all their allotted questions to ask "will the right honourable muh Scotland"
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY KEK THIS PMQ
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>>80834707
Gideon's finest moment
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>it's only a flesh wound
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>>80834744
>May vs Corbyn

pls no
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>It's only a fleshwound
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>>80834625
It's about having banter so lower class runts can attempt to understand politics.
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>comparing Corbyn to the black knight

Top bants
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>>80834710
fuck off we're watching PMQ . . .we don't care about your silly newsclip.
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>question from nina
>WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Quite savage from Dave
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It's so beautiful
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>>80834670
Permabulk Dave.
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OH FUCK
BIG DAVE GOT HOTMAIL
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FUCKING BANTER LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS

WILL LABOUR EVER RECOVER?
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Brunette Totty behind Cameron, orange shirt.

Not bad for an MP
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Top tier bantz incoming
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OH MY GOD

SOME ONE STOP DAVE

HE'S FUCKING LAYING DOWN THE SMACK
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HOLY JESUS THIS BANTER
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Based Judith
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Fuck this is good
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Dave may be a new labour wanker but I'm gonna miss his banter
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JUDITH
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STOP
STOP

HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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>>80834457
He's useful.

If he's so extreme then it's good for us. Let him destroy labour

Wouldn't be surprised if this is a 40 year false flag by him
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Holy shit he's bringing the heat.
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>All this bantz

p-please don't go Dave.
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>>80834795
Yet you keep responding?

How about you get the fuck out you little shit.

If you have such a problem with me posting the fucking news on brit/pol/ then fucking off yourself.
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Cameron has good bants Tbf

Just imagine Farage
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>>80834889
FINISH HIM
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mystic judith
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That fucking callback to his mum
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UR MUM
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>Jeremy Corbyn pulling out the mum jokes
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FUCKING MUM JOKES
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OY VEY
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CORBYN BRINGING OUT THE EMERGENCY BANTER
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>>80834906
Go and your butt-hurt thread.

Byeeeee
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DON'T GO DAVE, THESE BANTER LEVELS WILL NEVER BE PASSED AGAIN
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I just started watching now, where can I watch from the start lads?
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>Corbyn chatting shit about his mum
Holy fuck this truly is the GOAT PMQ
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>I'd like to thank his mum.
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This is the greatest PMQ's ever.

Fucking hell, I'm in tears, the bants is overwhelming
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Maximum over-banter edition!
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weak banter about len goodman
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lol
lol bants
bants
lol lol
bants
bants lol
lol
BANTS
bants lol
lol,
bants
bants
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Larry :3
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>>80834976
iplayer
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>Larry namedropped
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>>80834976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

rewind 17 or so minutes
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this bants
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fuck me, I actually feel slightly sorry for Cameron
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lilley with cameron's cock right down his throat
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>>80834960
>Go and your butt-hurt thread.
Nice command of English you have there.

How was the trip across the med?
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based Larry mentioned
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CAT PHOTOS IN THE COMMONS
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BASED LARRY
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LARRY!!
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>>80835004
>>80835009

<3
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fuck me this PMQ is off the scale
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Fuck off tory scum
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PROPS AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS REEEEEEEEEEEE
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It's a cameron circle jerk in parliament now

...he was bretty gud at PMQs tbqh
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KING OF BANTZ
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>Country is on brink of collapse (according to the remain voters)
>Parliament is focusing only on bantz
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Hoorah for Larry
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Felt like this was an unusually baterous PMQ so came on here to see if there was agreement on this aspect.
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>SNP get to ask questions
>brings up genocide

Fucking hell Scotland
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>>80835077
>cat has a better job than I do
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>will the Prime Minister agree that the Prime Minister is great
I know why this is done, but I wish we got back on with the banter.
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ANGUS ROBERTSON IS THE MOST MAUDLIN, BUTTHURT WASTE OF SPACE IN PARLIAMENT
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HOWEVER
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>>80835134

Bants is what keeps this country together
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>>80835114
This always happens at a PM's last PMQ's
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>>80834906
You're not allowed to post anything hay makes the british look bad

Like those arseholes who spammed the Rotherham meme. Would have been better if 4chan never found out about that.
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>>80835146
It's Cameron's last one so they're probably all coked up.
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>>80833735
Actually slightly sad to see Cammie go lads
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>>80835146
a correct assessment
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is it... is it happening?

are we actually sad that Cameron is leaving?
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God what will; May v Corbyn PMQ's be like? I'm picturing stern headmistress glaring at a riotous class.
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BURGERS BTFO
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Fucking scottish cunts bringing the mood down
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WELL DONE CAMERON WELL DONE
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>banter all around
>SNP nerds come in and say 'nooooo dtop having fun you meanie'
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>>80835144
Reportedly he wasn't that great at catching vermin
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>SNP trying to stop the bants

fuck off cucks
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>SNP being shitcunts as usual
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>Angus Robertson
Every fucking time
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The Holocaust
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>corbyn brings the banter
>cameron brings the banter
>robertson kills the banter dead talking about srebrenitsa

fucking scots
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Scots fuck off
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HOWEVER
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>>80835224
they are harsh aren't they?
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MUH HOLOCAUST
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HOWEVER
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Why do those ScotNat cunts always have to shit on the banter? Miserable twats
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fuck off scotautists
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>SNP killing the bantz

independence when?
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Amber Rudd is disgusting
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>well done Cameron well done Cameron, however
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FUCK SCOTLAND
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>scotland
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Why are you all such unrepentant mouthbreathing spastics, though? This thread is a brain tumour.
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Totty , orange shirt.
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fucking Scots bringing down the atmosphere.
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>hissing the SNP
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>>80835262
Even their voices are a fucking downer
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FUCKING SCOTLAND STOPPING THE BANTER

CUNTS JUST DIE
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>>80835262
They're Scottish. That's why.
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>SNP
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FUCK OFF ROBERTSON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Dour fucks
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Fucking Robertson bringing down the bants with genocide.
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Oh fucking neck yourself scotland

Seriously you're such cunts
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>The brink of leaving
What are you planning Jock?
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ay up did some normie bring his girlfriend to the stream or are there girls amongst us on 4chan's brit /pol/ threads?... Do reddit also use cheeky independance for streams?

fuck girls.
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>Prime time Cameron
>Corbyn bringing his best bants
>even the SNP are memeing without knowing
is there any point in watching future PMQs?
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what a stiff
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>the only way they can stop the banter with muh 6 gorillian
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TRADE DEALS

i was sleeping, How was PMQ?
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SCOTLAND STATUS:
>NO BANKS
>NO BALLS
>NO BANTZ
>NO BISHOPS
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>>80835293
Thanks for contributing to this thread
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>>80835168
>Cat isnt a NEET
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SCOTTISH SCROUNGERS BTFO
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AGAINST THE WISHES
FUCK OFF SNP
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>>80835218
Corbyn's bants have been sharpened, he'll do well against her
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Scottish genocide when?
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Fuck Cuckland
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>>80834665
mfw our political system literally has an hour set aside for banter every week
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Angus Robertson was visibly laughing when the bants were going

This is all just an act, he just wants to portray himself and his party as le super serious scottish party

And the scots fall for it every time
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Ha

Scotcucks getting BTFO
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SAVAGE
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>>80835357
still on lad it's been good so far, Scots are being gloomy bastards though
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Scotland really needs to fuck off.
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>>80835392
They need to fuck off and die, waste of shit the lot of them
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>>80835372
>sweden
"no"
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>>80835293
BUT BANTZ THO HAHAHAHA

I agree. Lots of kids up in here today.
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>>80835357
Corbyn even had some bants for once, Scots killed the mood.
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>>80835407
It is pretty good desu

We have something similar but it is much more catty/passive aggressive than funny banter
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>andy2
forced that one out desu, dave can do much better than that
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SCOTLAND GETTING BTFO AGAIN.
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>>80835442
>3 posts by this ID
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FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
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>>80835358
>tfw they never leave

Dave even gave them a referendum.
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>>80835458
Fucking hell, have a sense of humour lad.
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>Bants is at all time high in British politics
>SNP brings up genocide
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Muh Trident.

It should be moved to england anyway to poke to jocks in the eye, would serve them right.

https://campbellmemorandum.wordpress.com/2016/07/06/trident-a-stick-with-which-to-poke-the-scots/
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>>80835489
Are you trying to communicate something?
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>>80835505
10/10
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>>80835293
>>80835458
Fedora tier
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>>80835415

>And the scots fall for it every time

A lot would think that they would have caught on by then.
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>>80835458
>Implying kids aren't the edgy twats who say they hate PMQs because it isn't serious enough
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>>80835331
It's most likely a troll account.
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>>80835458
PMQs is just rhetoric with a bit of humor mate. They aren't voting on anything.

Are you Scottish?
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>>80835458
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Have we reached the peak of PMQs?

>May be Corbyn

Kill me

ALSO does Cameron stay an MP?
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>>80835522
Should just ask them to pay for the relocation costs if they are so desperate to be rid of it. Might change a few of their minds.
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>>80835331
Is that poor BoJo way up in the top-right?

I will never forgive Gove for his betrayal
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Well, have fun i guess fellow britbongs.
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Be britbong
Get treated by NHS
Get Hep-B and HIV
Celebrate NHS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
Is there a single MP that gives a hoot about free speech or privacy?
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>tfw no ed milibanter
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>>80835593
>Corbyn + SNP is all thats left
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>>80835616

Exactly.
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>>80835593
>ALSO does Cameron stay an MP?

As a back-bencher, maybe?

He was elected to his constituency last 2015.
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I wonder how May would handle PMQs
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POWER.

STANCE.
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>>80835633
Yes, the Commons has 427 seats and 650 MPs, so 200+ need to stand
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>>80835636
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>>80833865
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>tfw missed Big Daves last PMQs

Fucking hell, did I miss anything good?
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>>80835555
>"""""-tier"""""
This makes you sound like an absolute specimen, fyi
>le epic fedora meem
enter the body of water nearest to you and make no effort to stay afloat, thanks
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>>80835656
To be fair to Corbyn, he seems to have been rejuvenated by the blood of the Blairies. At least he isn't a Scottish downer.
>>
>>80835712
Why the fuck is that the case
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>>80835633
>I will never forgive Gove for his betrayal

>muh Boris

He would be a shit PM
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still impressed by cameron's commitment to the referendum

..was he one of us all along, lads?
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>>80833865
>>80835724
wrong one
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>>80835675
I reckon she'll be like Thatcher but less bants.

Nowhere near what we get from Cameron.
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why aren't you guys developing a bioweapon that specifically targets Scots
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>>80835679
> THAT PUDGE
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>>80835679
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>>80835733
Still ongoing. you missed countless bantz
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>>80835679
>>
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/753187095687139329

>Labour rising
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>>80835679
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>>80835803
Go be a Jew somewhere else, Joel.
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>>80835756
History, the building is centuries old.
It's actually a surprisingly small room when you visit it
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>>80835760
Worse than Theresa 'Left-wing as Ed Miliband' May?

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/12/who-said-it-theresa-may-or-ed-miliband
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>>80835814
MAY?
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>>80835785

SCOTS...

DIE...
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>>80835756
When the Houses of Parliament were rebuilt after the second world war they made the House of Commons purposely shitty and simple so that politicians don't get all up themselves.
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>>80835692
>tfw you realise you've closed the door to qt East European immigration and opened the door for Theresa May
mummy
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I see andrea
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>>80835778
>fuck anime
UKIP has always been pro-anime
>>
>inbreds
>>
Can't believe I'm saying this but I'm actually going to miss old Cameron. He's the only Primeminister I can truly remember well so far.
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>>80835845
which is exactly what he did when he left FUnhuas
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Rebuild Hadrians Wall and make Scotland pay for it. Oh and extend it around the country
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>>80835804
It's pretty much over now though, livid.
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>>80835827
>Labour 35%
>Lib Dems (aka electoral poison) above UKIP

yeah nah
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>>80833934
I'll miss him to be honest but he's got to go. For a pm to resign because he didn't support leave only to be replaced by an authoritarian who also didn't support leave is ridiculous.
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Woman in pink , front row, crying??? Wtf?
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>>80835847
Less than 200 years old actually.
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>>80835914
>being this autistic
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>>80835785
We just park trident next to them instead
>>
>>80835636

>far left supporting far, far right ideology

I don't even know anymore.

These people just hate themselves and everything around them.
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>'igh qualieey pruduts
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>>80835914
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>>80835850
Problem with Boris is that he's a political chameleon, I don't fucking trust him at all

He chose leave not because he truly believed in it, it was a calculated move to further his career
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>>80835953
women just cry a lot
>>
>>80835953
thingken of cameron
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>>80835953
She's going to miss the bantz.
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>>80835785
It already exists; deep-fried pizza
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>>80835953
thingken of banter
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>>80835932
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>>80835996
Can you imagine an aerospace engineer with that accent?
>>
>>80835998
Oy remove that illegal shit
>>
>>80835998
Thats a boy you gay
>>
>>80836008
>a calculated move to further his career
why didn't he go for PM then
>>
>>80835650
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

Thread theme DESU
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>>80836008
>political chameleon
I think most politicians are these days, Theresa May is no exception though
>>
"Fuck yourselves"

Lmao what Conservative MP was saying that?
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Will Moggy speak?
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>more bitching and moaning from the SNP

Fuck off
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>SNP bants
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>Scotcuck has to ruin the fun
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>Another fucking scotcuck ruining the mood

JUST. FUCKING. GAS. THEM.
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>>80835827
>Libdems haven't been forcibly disbanded and labeled a terrorist organization

who is their constituency anyway? lesbians? college professors? muslims?
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>>80836069
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcH4nY43msk
>>
>it's an SNP is snide episode
Holy shit I hate my country

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP VOTING FOR THESE CHILDREN
>>
>>80836084
Because Leave won.
>>
>>80835966
Been there since the 16th century. Went through major repairs during the 1840s because of the fire.
>>
Literally FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
>>
I want all the SNP members to die desu
>>
What the fuck is wrong with Scots.
>>
SHITTY SCOTTLAND
>>
>>80836084
Because he realised that he'd lose and that the premiership is at the moment a bit of a poisoned-chalice.
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FUCK OFF SCOTLAND.
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>it's a 'Scottish person starts talking' episode
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FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
>>
Bets on Cammy's last words
>>
Fucking SNP

GO HOME NO ONE LIKES YOU
>>
>YOU KNOW NOTHING CAMERON SNOW!
>>
>MUH DUBYA EM DEEs
>>
shit banter from the SNP desu, and this is from someone who voted for them
>>
the entire house just groaned, amazing.
>>
SOMEBODY SAID KEEK
>>
>living in Scotland means you support Scottish independence

Scotnats truly are pieces of shit
>>
Kek, he's obviously sloshed on whiskey.
>>
what is it with the scottish and being dour cunts?
>>
I love the intense butthurt the SNP cause
>>
>>80836084
He'd lose, half the MPs in his camp were there because they were with Gove.
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>>80836148
Nope. The fire completely destroyed the Palace. It was rebuilt in the 1840's. The only thing that survived was Westminster Hall.
>>
>Kenneth Cuck

Why
>>
Kek, he's obviously sloshed.
>>
>>80836184

FOR GODS SAKE SCOTLAND, GO.
>>
I want wet Ken Clarke to fuck off already.
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>>80836252
That's just how they are.
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>>80836228
Pls no mummy
>>
>>
>>80836184
See you space cowboy
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>>80836228
you're a fucking degenerate
>>
SNP are in a prime position for banter but they just come off as cringe-worthy. Pathetic.

>>80836208
get out
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>Piers MorganVerified account @piersmorgan 1m1 minute ago
>I won't miss David Cameron for a nano-second. #PMQs
this fucking guy
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Close to shedding a tear here lads
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>>80836252
The Scots have always been like this .. . it's only in the last few years that the rest of the world has noticed.
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>>80836264
It's a minor historical quirk.
>>
Cammy went out will class, lads.

Bless him.
>>
>>80836264
Wasn't it also rekt in WW2?
>>
NEW THREAD:
>>80836346
>>80836346
>>80836346
>>80836346
>>80836346
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>>80836340
>>80836340
>>80836340
New Thread
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>clapping in the house
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>>80836336
>those eyes
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>>80836252

Those are just scotnats, and it's all an act, see

>>80835415
>>
Forgot Nick Clegg existed for a second and then his face appeared
>>
>>80836371
>>80836377
(You)
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>>80836337
>Supports Brexit
>Supports Blair
>Supports Trump
>Supports gun control
>>
>it's over

No more Cameron banter at PMQs, I think I might actually miss him lads
>>
>>80836184
Bang!
>>
CLAPPING IS NOT ALLOWED IN PARLIAMENT REEEEEE
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>>80836406
>Clegg doesn't get a question
>No rose garden memes

Why live
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>>80836334
>SNP are in a prime position for banter
True, but almost all of their MPs are first timers. They lack the experience required in the house.

>>get out
>voting for the Tories
>voting for Labour
>voting for the Lib Dems
>would have been one of ten people in my constituency to vote UKIP

The SNP are the best of a bad bunch, and at the very least ensure we get our money's worth out of Westminster.
>>
I WAS THE FUTURE ONCE
>>
Jesus Christ - labour really are a bunch of ungentlemanly cunts , refusing to stand. Really poor form.
>>
>>80836634
F
>>
that fucking judith email though
>>
I fucking hate you Scotland.
>>
>>80836607
>The SNP are the best of a bad bunch.
Utter bullshit. They still believe in openly calling people who oppose incidents like Rotherham racist. At least the other parties have realised to different extents that it no longer works.
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>>80837666
The left side of the SNP are retarded, but along with the more sensible right side they ensure our part of the nation gets representation, much more than Wales, NI and regions within England.
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>>80835679
>>
imagine waking up one day and remembering you voted for a party led by Nicola Sturgeon
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